Tech Note: A Bookmarklet to Count Selected Characters and Words on a Web Page

Break it apart and count the pieces
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Here, have a bookmarklet that counts characters and words in selected text on a web page:

javascript:(function(){var a=(document.selection?document.selection.createRange().text:document.getSelection()).toString();alert(a.length?"Characters: "+a.length+"\nWords: "+a.replace(/\s{2,}/g," ").split(" ").length:"No text selected.")})();

I bashed this out today because I wanted to easily be able to see how many words were in a given article; I used to copy and paste the article into a new BBEdit window and see the count there, but this is much simpler - just select the text and click the bookmarklet.

You can just select this code, then drag it to your browser’s bookmarks bar and give it a title. Or you can drag this nice button to the bookmarks bar instead and the title will already be filled in:

Here’s the code in a more readable form with indentation, before being minified.

It’s very simple, actually; just gets the selected text (in a way that’s compatible with IE or everything else), then puts up an alert box showing the count. The only tricky part is the regular expression in line 10 — it replaces all runs of more than one whitespace character with just one space, so when it splits the text by spaces it doesn’t end up with blank words in the array.

(You can’t drag the following code to the bookmarks bar - use the button above for that.)

(function() {
	var selected = (
		document.selection
		? document.selection.createRange().text
		: document.getSelection()
	).toString();

	alert(
		selected.length
		? 'Characters: ' + selected.length + '\nWords: ' + selected.replace(/\s{2,}/g,' ').split(' ').length
		: 'No text selected.'
	);
}());

It could be refined some more — right now it won’t count selected text that’s inside a frame or iframe, just in the main body of a page.

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421 comments
1 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 3:40:21pm

oooooooooh! my brain!

2 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 3:40:57pm
3 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 3:41:38pm

CNN’s plans for State of the Union speech will include live reports from Iran for some reason

CNN Announces Details for State of the Union Address Coverage

CNN’s chief national correspondent Jim Sciutto will also have live, exclusive reports from Tehran as Iran begins to implement the U.S. nuclear agreement.

4 wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2014 3:42:54pm
I wanted to easily be able to see how many words were in a given article

For Greenwald’s walls-o-text, amirite?

5 Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2014 3:43:44pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

CNN’s plans for State of the Union speech will include live reports from Iran for some reason

CNN Announces Details for State of the Union Address Coverage

Killgore, did you check the publication date of that article?

6 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 3:46:07pm

re: #5 Targetpractice

Killgore, did you check the publication date of that article?

I was wondering, since the SOTU was not that long ago.

7 bratwurst  Mar 31, 2014 3:46:35pm
8 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 3:47:16pm

re: #4 wrenchwench

For Greenwald’s walls-o-text, amirite?

Only the most odious, drooling subservient shill for the Obama surveillance empire would be so odious and drooling as to even conceive of a spurious and wholly unfounded accusation such as that.

9 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 3:47:20pm

This is bizarre:

Lanier would not describe the type of contact but said authorities are concerned. The shelter, which houses hundreds of children and adults, is managed by the Community Partnership for the Prevention of Homelessness. The facility’s rules prohibit social interaction between employees and residents. But residents interviewed last week said that ban was regularly flouted — in particular by Tatum, who several mothers said had offered money to their daughters in plain view of other shelter staff.

10 bratwurst  Mar 31, 2014 3:47:35pm
11 klys  Mar 31, 2014 3:48:21pm

re: #5 Targetpractice

Killgore, did you check the publication date of that article?

Critical thinking!

12 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 3:49:09pm

re: #1 FemNaziBitch

oooooooooh! my brain!

I am reminded of the Far Side cartoon, “What We Say/What Dogs Hear”, and I mean me, not you. I know Charles is proud of this technological terror code he’s written, but I’m not a code monkey.

I’m a CODON monkey.

13 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 3:49:46pm

i’m opposed to dragging code anywhere where it doesn’t want to go

i just ask it politely and tempt it with doughnuts and pizza

14 klys  Mar 31, 2014 3:50:08pm

re: #13 dog philosopher

i’m opposed to dragging code anywhere where it doesn’t want to go

i just ask it politely and tempt it with doughnuts and pizza

I thought that only worked on programmers / software developers.

15 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 3:50:34pm

re: #14 klys

I thought that only worked on programmers / software developers.

Mostly. It also helps if you add Mt. Dew.

16 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 3:51:40pm

re: #14 klys

I thought that only worked on programmers / software developers.

Oh, HELL no! You can get us lab dogs to sign each other’s notebooks if you give us pizza!

Of course, you have to be okay with the grease-stained pages.

17 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 3:52:02pm

re: #14 klys

I thought that only worked on programmers / software developers.

i have proven experimentally that it is possible for software engineers to digest food that is not pizza

18 klys  Mar 31, 2014 3:52:46pm

re: #15 thedopefishlives

Mostly. It also helps if you add Mt. Dew.

Hmm. Do I have a third can today or no?

19 RadicalModerate  Mar 31, 2014 3:55:27pm

re: #10 bratwurst

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I just wish that Joel Hodgson and Mike Nelson would resolve whatever issues they have with each other so the full MST3K team could properly get together again instead of having the two competing groups (Hodgson’s Cinematic Titanic, which most of the alumni are with, including the abovementioned Frank Conniff, and Nelson’s Rifftrax, where two of the main writers went to).

20 wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2014 3:56:50pm
21 HoosierHoops  Mar 31, 2014 3:58:19pm

Greeting from the North woods…It’s still hell here..My ego thought I’d could be grizzy adams or something. I admit..I’m an idiot

22 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 3:59:14pm

re: #21 HoosierHoops

Greeting from the North woods…It’s still hell here..My ego thought I’d could be grizzy adams or something. I admit..I’m an idiot

{{{Hoops}}}

We’re due for a snow/ice storm Thursday night into Friday that has got me royally pissed off. How go things in the far northern realm?

23 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 3:59:16pm
24 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 3:59:36pm
25 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 4:00:08pm

re: #12 GeneJockey

I am reminded of the Far Side cartoon, “What We Say/What Dogs Hear”, and I mean me, not you. I know Charles is proud of this technological terror code he’s written, but I’m not a code monkey.

I’m a CODON monkey.

Ouch.

Did that hurt?

26 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:00:33pm

re: #19 RadicalModerate

I just wish that Joel Hodgson and Mike Nelson would resolve whatever issues they have with each other so the full MST3K team could properly get together again instead of having the two competing groups (Hodgson’s Cinematic Titanic, which most of the alumni are with, including the abovementioned Frank Conniff, and Nelson’s Rifftrax, where two of the main writers went to).

Artists. (rolls eyes)

27 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 4:00:58pm

re: #17 dog philosopher

i have proven experimentally that it is possible for software engineers to digest food that is not pizza

Huh???

28 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 4:01:01pm

re: #5 Targetpractice

Killgore, did you check the publication date of that article?

lol, I thought it was weird. I guess the server must have reposted it, Showed up on google news as a few minutes old. Nice catch.

29 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:01:36pm

re: #23 FemNaziBitch

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IT’S A FRAME-UP BECAUSE CATERPILLAR BROKE THEIR UNION in 3…2…1….

30 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:02:18pm

re: #25 b_sharp

Ouch.

Did that hurt?

No. In fact it’s been quite profitable!

31 wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2014 4:02:21pm

re: #21 HoosierHoops

Greeting from the North woods…It’s still hell here..My ego thought I’d could be grizzy adams or something. I admit..I’m an idiot

Gonna stick it out for spring and summer?

32 HoosierHoops  Mar 31, 2014 4:03:01pm

re: #22 thedopefishlives

{{{Hoops}}}

We’re due for a snow/ice storm Thursday night into Friday that has got me royally pissed off. How go things in the far northern realm?

It warmed up today and it’s raining. It all freezes tuesday…So hell continues as usual

33 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:03:11pm

re: #21 HoosierHoops

Greeting from the North woods…It’s still hell here..My ego thought I’d could be grizzy adams or something. I admit..I’m an idiot

So, Pilgrim - do you know how to skin Grizz?

34 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 4:03:17pm

re: #17 dog philosopher

i have proven experimentally that it is possible for software engineers to digest food that is not pizza

Wait, there’s food that is not pizza? Unpossible!

35 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:03:35pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

Gonna stick it out for spring and summer?

If he sticks it out in winter it’ll freeze!

36 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 4:04:13pm

re: #27 b_sharp

Huh???

it’s a food eaten down here in the unfrozen areas of the continent

37 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 4:04:41pm

re: #32 HoosierHoops

It warmed up today and it’s raining. It all freezes tuesday…So hell continues as usual

Yeah. It’s about to rain/snow here. Which will melt off (more or less) by Thursday. Just in time for ice and snow. AGAIN. The fishfolk are reaching their breaking point and I think they might try to bull their way through the storm by force to reach the wild north country this weekend.

38 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 4:06:36pm
39 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 4:07:09pm

Well, the dogs think it is time to eat.

bbl

40 HoosierHoops  Mar 31, 2014 4:07:19pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

Gonna stick it out for spring and summer?

Yup..I live on a huge lake and have a boat..Seems like a million years from now

41 Skip Intro  Mar 31, 2014 4:10:19pm

RWNJs pissing in their pants again.

It was in this environment that Michelle Obama grasped a Communist Red Chinese flag in both hands, and got to jumpin’ and shoutin’ the likes of which she has never displayed for things American. There is no known image that exists of her doing the same thing with the American flag.

Except it was a dance.

And these aren’t Chinese flags.

And a 5 second Google search will turn up pictures of M.O waving American flags.

These people are just sick.

nowtheendbegins.com

42 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:10:47pm

re: #40 HoosierHoops

Yup..I live on a huge lake and have a boat..Seems like a million years from now

Geez, I remember that feeling from living in Ithaca. It seemed like spring and summer were an impossibly long time in the future and that the world was a frozen, dark place forever.

Then before you knew it, it was too hot and muggy and you dreamed of those nice cool days of winter.

43 HoosierHoops  Mar 31, 2014 4:11:55pm

re: #33 GeneJockey

So, Pilgrim - do you know how to skin Grizz?

No..But if one comes on my property I’ll introduce him to my high powered 7.62 military rifle…I’ll give it to the Indians here to skin.

44 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 4:11:58pm

re: #40 HoosierHoops

Yup..I live on a huge lake and have a boat..Seems like a million years from now

Last year, we had a snowstorm on April 18. I know this because it was the day of my daughter’s birth. FUN FACT — the only month it has never snowed within the State of Minnesota is July.

45 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 4:12:49pm

re: #42 GeneJockey

Geez, I remember that feeling from living in Ithaca. It seemed like spring and summer were an impossibly long time in the future and that the world was a frozen, dark place forever.

Then before you knew it, it was too hot and muggy and you dreamed of those nice cool days of winter.

that’s a big reason i moved out here to the land of perpetual spring

46 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 4:13:29pm

re: #7 bratwurst

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Could you imagine the outrage if Mozilla embedded something in their browser that put up a similar message if you used it to visit OK Cupid? I’ve never been a fan of the boycotts an political purity tests but things are getting creepy. It’s an unhealthy mentality and as we’ve seen recently with Colbert and Louis Ck, this stuff isn’t going to end well if it continues.

47 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:13:58pm

re: #45 dog philosopher

that’s a big reason i moved out here to the land of perpetual spring

Every couple years, Mrs. Jockey and I go back and visit family in August to remind ourselves why it is that we live in the Bay Area.

48 wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2014 4:15:43pm

re: #38 FemNaziBitch

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Anybody who RTs RT gets dumped by me.

Albuquerque police have been shooting too many people, but the demonstration against them seems to have turned into a mob scene with the help of Anonymous. So it figures RT is covering it.

49 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 4:18:27pm

60 Minutes does it again….
‘60 Minutes’ admits ‘audio editing error’ in Tesla report

The battery-powered Tesla Model S is one of the world’s fastest and quietest luxury cars, but you might not know the latter if you watched the “60 Minutes” interview with Tesla founder Elon Musk that first aired on Sunday.

Now CBS says it regrets the “error” that led to that impression.

Following an introductory segment by Scott Pelley, whose wife owns a Model S, there is a series of shots provided by Tesla of a Model S driving down a road accompanied by the out-of-sync sounds of an internal combustion engine and the shifting of a transmission.

The Model S has neither of these things.

Instead, it is propelled by a single electric motor that emits little more than a quiet whirring noise, which can also be heard under some, but not all, of the images. The revving engine noise is also used with several shots of a stationary car’s interior, which was filmed in a studio setting.

Later in the report, footage of a Model S travelling through Norway’s Lærdal Tunnel again features the sounds of an engine in the background. The footage, also from Tesla, is presented on the company’s YouTube page with completely different audio that’s more in line with the actual sound of the car.

50 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Mar 31, 2014 4:19:05pm

re: #46 Killgore Trout

Could you imagine the outrage if Mozilla embedded something in their browser that put up a similar message if you used it to visit OK Cupid?

Yes. You do get that there’s a right and a wrong of support for gay rights, right? Or are you now so far up your own ego that you think that’s just ‘both sides are right’ too?

There was outrage back when some white jazz musicians refused to play segregated music halls, too. But y’know what? Those guys were cool to do that. Not creepy. Cool.

51 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:19:19pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

60 Minutes does it again….
‘60 Minutes’ admits ‘audio editing error’ in Tesla report

Hey, at least they didn’t rig it to explode.

52 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 4:20:21pm

re: #48 wrenchwench

Anybody who RTs RT gets dumped by me.

Albuquerque police have been shooting too many people, but the demonstration against them seems to have turned into a mob scene with the help of Anonymous. So it figures RT is covering it.

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Any confirmation the gun is real? He’s getting into a can for a paintball joint. Either way, very dangerous even if it was a replica.

53 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 4:21:01pm

re: #30 GeneJockey

No. In fact it’s been quite profitable!

No, the pun. Was the build up and punch line for that pun painful?

Blooming scientists….

54 Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2014 4:21:17pm

re: #51 GeneJockey

Hey, at least they didn’t rig it to explode.

Yet.

55 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 4:21:42pm

re: #36 dog philosopher

it’s a food eaten down here in the unfrozen areas of the continent

Not possible.

56 HoosierHoops  Mar 31, 2014 4:22:14pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

60 Minutes does it again….
‘60 Minutes’ admits ‘audio editing error’ in Tesla report

That’s funny.. I watched 60 minutes and never heard an engine sound..Great segment about the founder..He invented Space-X…From being broke sleeping on the floor to a Billionaire.. The America dream times a million times.

57 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 4:22:16pm

re: #48 wrenchwench

Anybody who RTs RT gets dumped by me.

Albuquerque police have been shooting too many people, but the demonstration against them seems to have turned into a mob scene with the help of Anonymous. So it figures RT is covering it.

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lousy trigger discipline in that pic too. What an idiot.

58 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 4:22:24pm

re: #53 b_sharp

No, the pun. Was the build up and punch line for that pun painful?

Blooming scientists….

GACC!

59 NJDhockeyfan  Mar 31, 2014 4:23:17pm

re: #51 GeneJockey

Hey, at least they didn’t rig it to explode.

Yes, the exploding GM pickup truck via Dateline on NBC. I remember that well. Heh.

60 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:23:19pm

re: #53 b_sharp

No, the pun. Was the build up and punch line for that pun painful?

Blooming scientists….

Actually it was fortuitous. I thought it up after I’d posted the part above it.

My real setups are FAR more tortuous and strained.

61 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 4:23:27pm

re: #56 HoosierHoops

That’s funny.. I watched 60 minutes and never heard an engine sound..Great segment about the founder..He invented Space-X…From being broke sleeping on the floor to a Billionaire.. The America dream times a million times.

He’s a really interesting guy, I should watch the segment, BTW, How are things going? Any signs of spring yet? Getting settled in ok?

62 Justanotherhuman  Mar 31, 2014 4:24:17pm

re: #9 FemNaziBitch

This is bizarre:

It’s not bizarrre, it’s criminal, and allowed to flourish inside the alleged “shelter”. I take it he was trying to groom those little girls with money, and may have succeeded with little Relisha whose own mother didn’t protect her and was too trusting. Alone with 4 kids at 27 has to be overwhelming.

Well, he’s dead, and they may never find that little girl (or more likely, her body) any time soon. I suppose all we can hope for is a general cleaning up of that shelter and more protections in place for residents, esp children, as well as classes and more structure.

63 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 4:24:19pm

re: #56 HoosierHoops

That’s funny.. I watched 60 minutes and never heard an engine sound..Great segment about the founder..He invented Space-X…From being broke sleeping on the floor to a Billionaire.. The America dream times a million times.

Hoops, if you have the money, insulate your cabin and put in a more efficient heater.

I’ve lived on the frozen tundra for 58 years. It is possible.

64 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 4:24:56pm

re: #58 dog philosopher

GACC!

TTTTTT!

65 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 4:25:07pm

re: #63 b_sharp

Hoops, if you have the money, insulate your cabin and put in a more efficient heater.

I’ve lived on the frozen tundra for 58 years. It is possible.

I’ve heard that somewhere far to the north of me, there are people. I’ve never seen any evidence of this, however.

66 HoosierHoops  Mar 31, 2014 4:25:24pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

He’s a really interesting guy, I should watch the segment, BTW, How are things going? Any signs of spring yet? Getting settled in ok?

No signs yet. I have cabin fever. The second worse winter of all time.

67 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 4:26:12pm

re: #65 thedopefishlives

I’ve heard that somewhere far to the north of me, there are people. I’ve never seen any evidence of this, however.

We hide in the woods, and under the hay bales.

68 wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2014 4:26:31pm
69 klys  Mar 31, 2014 4:26:39pm

re: #66 HoosierHoops

No signs yet. I have cabin fever. The second worse winter of all time.

Look at it this way, if you survive this one you’ll know you can handle just about any winter to come.*

* The scientist in me is compelled to point out this is not a guarantee, and who knows what effects AGW will have on the future. But at least you’ll know you managed this.

70 NJDhockeyfan  Mar 31, 2014 4:26:48pm
71 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:27:12pm

re: #64 b_sharp

TTTTTT!

Or, as the Fonz would complementarily say, “AAAAAAAAAA!”

72 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:27:35pm

re: #68 wrenchwench

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Dafuq?

73 Feline Fearless Leader  Mar 31, 2014 4:28:53pm

Watching “High Plains Drifter” and paying attention to the terrain for a change since I was up that way (Mono Lake) last August. Desolate, dry, and windy.

74 goddamnedfrank  Mar 31, 2014 4:29:03pm

re: #46 Killgore Trout

Could you imagine the outrage if Mozilla embedded something in their browser that put up a similar message if you used it to visit OK Cupid?

There’s a fundamental difference between a browser censoring content and a webpage choosing not to display its own content to a certain browser. The latter has been the case for more than a decade. It used to be common for sites to only display content to browsers identifying themselves as Microsoft Explorer and you can still find such pages.

I’ve never been a fan of the boycotts an political purity tests but things are getting creepy. It’s an unhealthy mentality and as we’ve seen recently with Colbert and Louis Ck, this stuff isn’t going to end well if it continues.

You’re kind of an idiot though. #CancelColbert was stupid because it was fundamentally based on not caring about Colbert’s intent and mindset, same with LouisCK. They were intentionally misinterpreting the words in order to disregard clear meaning. What OKCupid is doing only effects itself, it is voluntarily limiting visits to its own site, and is based explicitly on Brendan Eich’s express intent and mindset and the bigoted cause he supported financially. This is targeted correctly, not some cynical twisting of the truth for short term self promotion.

75 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 4:29:34pm
76 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:29:37pm

re: #69 klys

Look at it this way, if you survive this one you’ll know you can handle just about any winter to come.*

* The scientist in me is compelled to point out this is not a guarantee, and who knows what effects AGW will have on the future. But at least you’ll know you managed this.

Not to mention that it might weaken you so much that a mild winter will do the trick.

77 wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2014 4:29:44pm

re: #72 GeneJockey

Dafuq?

Catholics. No ‘Dafuq’ unless you want more bambinos!

78 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:31:20pm

re: #77 wrenchwench

Catholics. No ‘Dafuq’ unless you want more bambinos!

So, they were perfectly fine with it for years, but now asking them to do so is some kind of oppression?

Fuck ‘em.

79 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 4:32:21pm

Just put the flag outside for the first time this year (and since last fall, for that matter). Opening Day is serious business.

80 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 4:33:11pm

re: #77 wrenchwench

Catholics. No ‘Dafuq’ unless you want more bambinos!

81 HoosierHoops  Mar 31, 2014 4:34:10pm

re: #69 klys

Look at it this way, if you survive this one you’ll know you can handle just about any winter to come.*

* The scientist in me is compelled to point out this is not a guarantee, and who knows what effects AGW will have on the future. But at least you’ll know you managed this.

I watched a 2 hour show on AGW last night..OMG!

82 Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2014 4:34:13pm

83 wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2014 4:35:11pm

Rebekah Stevens has reopened her Twitter account to the public. Steve Pearce is one of her followers.

I’m sure the worst ones have been deleted. No time to look right now.

84 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 4:36:46pm

re: #82 Targetpractice

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I think I’ve watched too many episodes of NCIS, CSI, CSI Miami, Castle, et al. The top picture made me think ‘cadaver’, not ‘happy girl lying on the warm spring grass.

85 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Mar 31, 2014 4:40:23pm

re: #74 goddamnedfrank

I guess my analogy should be a white jazz player refusing to play at a place with a segregationist manager. I’m fine with that, though, that dude still is very much a good dude for doing that.

86 klys  Mar 31, 2014 4:42:03pm
87 Feline Fearless Leader  Mar 31, 2014 4:43:33pm

re: #86 klys

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:(

You mentioned that place when I was looking for additional places to visit. Did not manage to work it in, though I did get to Bodie (and that awful access road.) Sad to see that they had a fire. :(

88 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 4:44:26pm

re: #86 klys

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:(

!!

i was there

boring my friends with my mr ed imitation

89 klys  Mar 31, 2014 4:48:39pm

re: #88 dog philosopher

!!

i was there

boring my friends with my mr ed imitation

This weekend?

We were up there at the beginning of the month. So devastated to see this last night. We will be doing what we can to support the rebuilding.

90 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 4:50:00pm

The antiquities business appears to be as busy as ever:

Israeli Authorities Seize 11 Burial Boxes From Biblical Times

The Israeli Antiquities Authority unveiled 11 ancient burial boxes Monday that were seized by police who broke up an apparent attempt to sell them illegally.

Officials say the boxes, or ossuaries, are 2,000 years old. Some are engraved with designs and even names, giving clues to their origin and contents. The boxes contain bone fragments and remnants of what experts say is pottery buried with the deceased.

The authority says the boxes were recovered last Friday in Jerusalem when police observed a suspicious nighttime transaction involving two cars, four individuals and the 11 boxes near a checkpoint on the outskirts of Jerusalem. Once police realized the boxes were of archaeological significance, they alerted the Antiquities Authority. It is not yet clear how the suspects got hold of the boxes.

[…]

Sounds like a movie script.

91 Romantic Heretic  Mar 31, 2014 4:50:14pm

re: #84 GeneJockey

I think I’ve watched too many episodes of NCIS, CSI, CSI Miami, Castle, et al. The top picture made me think ‘cadaver’, not ‘happy girl lying on the warm spring grass.

She looked like a victim of The Joker as well.

Youtube Video

92 klys  Mar 31, 2014 4:51:13pm

re: #87 Feline Fearless Leader

You mentioned that place when I was looking for additional places to visit. Did not manage to work it in, though I did get to Bodie (and that awful access road.) Sad to see that they had a fire. :(

It was the owner’s 75th birthday on Saturday. And their wedding anniversary.

All the staff and guests were ok, it sounds like.

93 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 4:51:51pm
94 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 4:52:06pm

re: #89 klys

This weekend?

no, a number of years ago…

took a friend up there so she could treat her traumatic muscle injury

95 klys  Mar 31, 2014 4:53:38pm

re: #94 dog philosopher

no, a number of years ago…

took a friend up there so she could treat her traumatic muscle injury

It is one of my favorite places. We celebrated two of our wedding anniversaries there, including this past one. (Given that we have had all of three, this is not a small proportion.)

96 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 4:55:43pm

re: #95 klys

It is one of my favorite places. We celebrated two of our wedding anniversaries there, including this past one. (Given that we have had all of three, this is not a small proportion.)

{{{klys}}}

97 NJDhockeyfan  Mar 31, 2014 5:00:55pm
98 klys  Mar 31, 2014 5:01:06pm

re: #96 thedopefishlives

{{{klys}}}

Thanks. I know this is a silly first-world problem in so many ways, but… emotions don’t necessarily listen to logic.

99 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 5:01:45pm
100 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 5:02:53pm

re: #93 Kragar

Either my neighbors are going to pack and move out in the next 7 hours or they don’t realize being evicted means they have to leave

there’s ‘evict’ and then there’s the next step, ‘dispossess’

101 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 5:03:02pm

Things that make me go hmmmm….

A 1,300-year-old Sudanese mummy is found to have a Christian tattoo on her thigh

Researchers at the British Museum in London have discovered a Christian tattoo on the mummified remains of a Sudanese woman who lived about 1,300 years ago.

The well-preserved corpse was discovered during a recent archaeological excavation in northern Sudan along the banks of the Nile River. CT scans allowed researchers to peek under the woman’s skin and look at her bones, while infrared imaging showed her tattoo, high on her inner thigh, more clearly.

The researchers have interpreted the tattoo as a monogram for the archangel Michael, stacking the ancient Greek letters spelling Michael (M-I-X-A-H-A), the Telegraph reported. Archaeologists have previously found the symbol emblazoned on church mosaics and artifacts, but never before on human flesh.

[…]

102 Feline Fearless Leader  Mar 31, 2014 5:03:43pm

re: #93 Kragar

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You have to hope that they don’t plan on turning this into some sort of “last stand” silliness.

103 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 5:03:50pm

re: #99 Charles Johnson

Good to see the re-messaging effort still in full force.

104 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 5:07:29pm

re: #102 Feline Fearless Leader

You have to hope that they don’t plan on turning this into some sort of “last stand” silliness.

Still trying to get in touch with the property managers right now.

I seriously don’t know WTF some people think they’re doing some times.

105 Belafon  Mar 31, 2014 5:12:17pm

re: #68 wrenchwench

Yep, if you go into a Catholic hospital, you automatically become Catholic.

106 Feline Fearless Leader  Mar 31, 2014 5:14:22pm

This evening’s entertainment while sitting here with a sinus infection and a cup of hot tea is watching “Amelie”. It looks pretty surreal from the first ten minutes.

107 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 5:14:22pm

re: #97 NJDhockeyfan

I really hope this isn’t being seriously considered.

Meanwhile, separate sources close to the talks said Israeli and U.S. negotiators were discussing a possible deal to secure the release of U.S.-born Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard as a way to unblock the talks impasse.

One proposal could see Pollard freed before the week-long Jewish holiday of Passover, which begins in mid-April.

In exchange, Israel would release the final batch of prisoners as well as another group of detainees, and the sides would agree to extend the talks.

Freeing the Israeli spy is bad, Freeing the Palestinian terrorists is bad and it’s not like the peace talks are going to produce anything resembling peace.

108 Floral Giraffe  Mar 31, 2014 5:16:58pm

re: #40 HoosierHoops

Miss you!

109 BongCrodny  Mar 31, 2014 5:23:24pm

So.

Off to Kansas City tomorrow to start the new job next week.

Spent one last time watching “Wheel of Fortune” and “Jeopardy” with my mom; I’m really glad my sisters still live in the area.

57 years old, and I still mist up when she calls me “baby.”

110 gwangung  Mar 31, 2014 5:24:31pm

re: #103 freetoken

Good to see the re-messaging effort still in full force.

Mighty white of him.

111 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 5:25:22pm

Not sure if y’all have seen the Onion’s review of Noah, but it’s an excellent take:

Onion Video

112 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 5:28:20pm

Wingnuts can’t stop Tweeting this meme. WTF.

113 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 5:30:18pm

re: #112 Pie-onist Overlord

Wingnuts can’t stop Tweeting this meme. WTF.

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Jesus.

114 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 5:30:41pm

re: #113 GeneJockey

Jesus.

Noah.

115 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 5:31:33pm

re: #68 wrenchwench

I can’t believe that we’re still debating birth control in 2014. What the fuck?

Oh. It’s a Catholic hospital. Never mind.

116 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 5:33:23pm

AAAAND, ANOTHER IDIOT WHO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW COMPENSATION PACKAGES WORK.

117 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 5:35:22pm

OK. That was weird. WTF.

118 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 5:37:35pm

re: #112 Pie-onist Overlord

Wingnuts can’t stop Tweeting this meme. WTF.

The website of The American Meteorological Society has the following statement about climate change.[22]

“Warming of the climate system now is unequivocal, according to many different kinds of evidence. Observations show increases in globally averaged air and ocean temperatures, as well as widespread melting of snow and ice and rising globally averaged sea level. Surface temperature data for Earth as a whole, including readings over both land and ocean, show an increase of about 0.8°C (1.4°F) over the period 1901𥀂010 and about 0.5°C (0.9°F) over the period 1979-2010 (the era for which satellite-based temperature data are routinely available). Due to natural variability, not every year is warmer than the preceding year globally. Nevertheless, all of the 10 warmest years in the global temperature records up to 2011 have occurred since 1997, with 2005 and 2010 being the warmest two years in more than a century of global records. The warming trend is greatest in northern high latitudes and over land. In the U.S., most of the observed warming has occurred in the West and in Alaska; for the nation as a whole, there have been twice as many record daily high temperatures as record daily low temperatures in the first decade of the 21st century.

“Climate is always changing. However, many of the observed changes noted above are beyond what can be explained by the natural variability of the climate. It is clear from extensive scientific evidence that the dominant cause of the rapid change in climate of the past half century is human-induced increases in the amount of atmospheric greenhouse gases, including carbon dioxide (CO2), chlorofluorocarbons, methane, and nitrous oxide. The most important of these over the long term is CO2, whose concentration in the atmosphere is rising principally as a result of fossil-fuel combustion and deforestation. While large amounts of CO2 enter and leave the atmosphere through natural processes, these human activities are increasing the total amount in the air and the oceans. Approximately half of the CO2 put into the atmosphere through human activity in the past 250 years has been taken up by the ocean and terrestrial biosphere, with the other half remaining in the atmosphere. Since long-term measurements began in the 1950s, the atmospheric CO2 concentration has been increasing at a rate much faster than at any time in the last 800,000 years. Having been introduced into the atmosphere it will take a thousand years for the majority of the added atmospheric CO2 to be removed by natural processes, and some will remain for thousands of subsequent years.”

119 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 5:38:05pm
120 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 5:38:08pm

Property owners in Venezuela are being squeezed by a new law requiring them to sell to long-term tenants.

A decree published on Monday gives landlords just 60 days to offer tenants who have rented for more than 20 years the chance to buy their apartment. Landlords who don’t oblige face fines of more than $US40,000 ($A43,269) at the official exchange rate.

The measure is part of the socialist government’s effort to tackle a chronic housing shortage and comes on the heels of other initiatives to protect tenants from being evicted even if they stop paying rent.

121 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 5:39:18pm

re: #116 Pie-onist Overlord

AAAAND, ANOTHER IDIOT WHO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW COMPENSATION PACKAGES WORK.

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I wonder what these idiots would say if the issue was mandated coverage for childbirth and prenatal care.

122 bratwurst  Mar 31, 2014 5:39:36pm

Secretive religious sect known as “The Community” appears to be behind return of Newsweek magazine

How about just letting this dead brand rest in peace? After Tina Brown made a bad joke out of a once proud title with an Olsen Twins cover sandwiched between TWO DIFFERENT royal wedding covers in 2011, it should have been banished from the earth forever.

123 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 5:39:43pm
124 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 5:39:45pm

AMS survey report:

Research conducted to date with meteorologists and other atmospheric scientists has shown that they are not unanimous in their views of climate change. In a survey of earth scientists, Doran and Zimmerman (2009) found that while a majority of meteorologists surveyed are convinced humans have contributed to global warming (64%), this was a substantially smaller majority than that found among all earth scientists (82%). Another survey, by Farnsworth and Lichter (2009), found that 83% of meteorologists surveyed were convinced human-induced climate change is occurring, again a smaller majority than among experts in related areas such as ocean sciences (91%) and geophysics (88%).

125 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 5:39:46pm
126 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 5:39:51pm

re: #116 Pie-onist Overlord

AAAAND, ANOTHER IDIOT WHO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW COMPENSATION PACKAGES WORK.

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“So don’t use your salary, either.”

127 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 5:40:57pm

Venezuela rolls out new plan to keep shelves stocked

Call it fingerprints for food. In the latest effort to keep shelves stocked in Venezuela, the government on Tuesday will begin registering the biometric information of customers who use state-run grocery stores.

President Nicolas Maduro says the measure will prevent hoarding and help keep price-controlled food from being resold for a profit on the black market. Food Minister Felix Osorio said those who sign up for the program by registering their fingerprints will be eligible for discounts and prizes.

But critics warn that the scheme - which is not mandatory for the moment - will be one more way for the state to keep tabs on the population, or may be a precursor to rationing.

Prizes?

128 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 5:41:00pm

re: #121 Lidane

I wonder what these idiots would say if the issue was mandated coverage for childbirth and prenatal care.

HURR HURR!!!!! WHY DOES A MAN WITH A PENIS HAS TO PAY FOR TEH PREGNANCIES & TEH CHILDBIRTHS!!!!!!!

129 Skip Intro  Mar 31, 2014 5:41:18pm

The old Fair and Balanced shows the complete failure of the ACA.

130 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 5:41:48pm

re: #126 GeneJockey

“So don’t use your salary, either.”

HURR HURR!!!!! TEH JRRB CREATORS GIVES YOU TEH MONEYS!!!!! ITS THERE MONEYS!!!!!

131 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 5:41:54pm

re: #129 Skip Intro

The old Fair and Balanced shows the complete failure of the ACA.

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F’r reals?

132 Skip Intro  Mar 31, 2014 5:42:15pm

re: #131 GeneJockey

Yup.

133 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 5:42:21pm

re: #129 Skip Intro

The old Fair and Balanced shows the complete failure of the ACA.

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Fucking chart controls, how do they work?

135 thedopefishlives  Mar 31, 2014 5:43:06pm

re: #129 Skip Intro

The old Fair and Balanced shows the complete failure of the ACA.

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I’m incredibly impressed with how they managed to completely butcher data visualization in the name of politics.

136 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 5:44:46pm

re: #130 Pie-onist Overlord

HURR HURR!!!!! TEH JRRB CREATORS GIVES YOU TEH MONEYS!!!!! ITS THERE MONEYS!!!!!

I used to respond to the ‘No poor man ever gave me a job!’ talking point by saying NOBODY GAVE me a job, EVER. Jobs aren’t gifts from wealthy benefactors. Every employer has needed what I could do for them, enough to give me money to do it. The whole ‘give a job’ thing is disgustingly servile.

137 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 5:45:14pm

EXCEPT FOR TEH BANKS, SO THEY CAN HAS THERE BONUSES, RIGHT JANIE?

138 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 5:45:41pm

The Party of God, indeed:

In Wyoming:

Natrona County GOP passes censure measure

Elected officials with the letter “R” after their names now face censure by members of their own party who live in Natrona County.

On Saturday, the Natrona County Republican Party passed a measure that spells out how they will be censured: Their actions have to be fundamentally inconsistent with state party beliefs. After the action that Republicans find upsetting, they can be condemned at the next state Republican Party meeting.

[…]

* The party believes the phrase “one nation under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance is a basic foundation of Wyoming and the U.S. It believes the country was founded on Judeo-Christian values.

[…]

In California:

GOP congressional endorsements shed light on Sacramento primary

Republicans Doug Ose and Igor Birman both spent years in Washington, Ose serving in Congress and Birman as a top aide to Rep. Tom McClintock.

But the growing lists of supporters lining up behind each of the congressional candidates couldn’t look more different.

[…]

In fielding attacks on his record from the right, Ose has used his endorsements to burnish his Republican credentials. He received overwhelming support from the volunteer Republicans of River City, which pointed to Ose’s votes to lower taxes, secure the borders and retain the phrase “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance.

[…]

In Mississippi:

Miss. lawmakers have busy agenda in final week

Mississippi lawmakers are scheduled to finish their three-month session at the end of this week, and they have plenty of work left to do.

Bills dealing with religious practices, abortion limits and a special-education voucher program await consideration.

[…]

When the original version of the Mississippi bill passed the Senate in late January, it said government cannot put a substantial burden on religious practice without a compelling reason. The Senate debate focused primarily on a provision Bryant had requested, to add “In God We Trust” to the state seal.

[…]

139 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 5:45:54pm

re: #127 Killgore Trout

2010:

Venezuela has imposed price controls on basic goods like chicken, sugar, milk and other food stuffs. As supplies have dwindled, hoarding has become a growing problem, despite government efforts to criminalize stockpiling.

With erratic policy, Venezuelan authorities have on occasion allowed sudden liberalization of food prices. Rather than equilibrate the market overnight, such confused policy leads to double digit increases in price as supply meets demand. Price controls are then invariably re-imposed.

Seventy percent of Venezuela’s food is now imported, up from forty percent ten years ago.

The state monopolizes the sale of fixed-rate dollars for food imports but these dollars are worth a lot more in the floating-rate street markets of Venezuela, so the stage is set for rampant speculation.
huffingtonpost.com

140 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 5:45:56pm

War is peace! Freedom is slavery!

WTF.

141 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 5:47:05pm

re: #129 Skip Intro

The old Fair and Balanced shows the complete failure of the ACA.

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ridiculously obvious example of How To Lie With Statistics, taken, apparently, right out of the book of the same name

here we see two numbers, the one on the left 82% percent the size of the one on the right

yet, the graphic shows a colored shape for the number on the left which is less than 33% of the size of the colored shape for the number on the right

142 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 5:47:22pm

re: #137 Pie-onist Overlord

EXCEPT FOR TEH BANKS, SO THEY CAN HAS THERE BONUSES, RIGHT JANIE?

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Especially if it works, and unions don’t have their members faces pushed into the mud for having the temerity to ask for more from their betters.

143 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 5:47:34pm

re: #140 Lidane

War is peace! Freedom is slavery!

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WTF.

144 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 5:49:55pm

re: #133 Pie-onist Overlord

Fucking chart controls, how do they work?

Oh, they know. They know very well.

145 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 5:50:31pm

re: #140 Lidane

War is peace! Freedom is slavery!

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WTF.

Don’t you worry your pretty little head about it, little lady.
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146 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 5:50:32pm

How to Lie with Statistics

get yourself a copy of this book

147 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 5:50:55pm

re: #144 GeneJockey

Oh, they know. They know very well.

That chart was very much what they wanted people to see. Typical Fox dishonesty.

148 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 5:51:06pm

re: #138 freetoken

In fielding attacks on his record from the right, Ose has used his endorsements to burnish his Republican credentials. He received overwhelming support from the volunteer Republicans of River City, which pointed to Ose’s votes to lower taxes, secure the borders and retain the phrase “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance.

I read this and this was the first thing that came to mind. Seems fitting:

Youtube Video

149 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 5:52:51pm

re: #147 b_sharp

That chart was very much what they wanted people to see. Typical Fox dishonesty.

Yeah. After all, their audience are the same innumerate folks who declare Obama the most unpopular President since Nixon, when he’s really only the most unpopular President since George W. Bush.

150 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 5:54:11pm

re: #149 GeneJockey

Yeah. After all, their audience are the same innumerate folks who declare Obama the most unpopular President since Nixon, when he’s really only the most unpopular President since George W. Bush.

They really do rely on ignorance and fear to hold viewers.

151 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 5:56:02pm

re: #139 jaunte

2010:

They’ve driven the economy into the ground. I don’t think there’s any chance of repair until the government changes.

152 Skip Intro  Mar 31, 2014 5:57:55pm

re: #150 b_sharp

They really do rely on ignorance and fear to hold viewers.

That’s the Roger Ailes way, and it works. Look how well Limbaugh has done.

153 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 5:58:00pm

More bad news:

Doctors Without Borders says the scale of Guinea’s ebola epidemic is unprecedented

Guinea faces an Ebola epidemic on an unprecedented scale as it battles to contain confirmed cases now scattered across several locations that are far apart, medical charity Medecins Sans Frontieres said on Monday.

[…]

Figures released overnight by Guinea’s health ministry showed that there had been 78 deaths from 122 cases of suspected Ebola since January, up from 70. Of these, there were 22 laboratory confirmed cases of Ebola, the ministry said.

[…]

154 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 5:58:04pm

re: #151 Killgore Trout

It’s pretty sad that they’re forced to import frozen chicken, after driving the prices low enough to put the local chicken farmers out of business.

155 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 5:58:25pm
156 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 5:59:12pm

Seeing some fairly large-scale hacking attempts today.

157 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 6:01:04pm

Yesterday too.

158 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 6:01:34pm

Shit’s gettin’ real out there.

159 b_sharp  Mar 31, 2014 6:06:09pm

re: #158 Charles Johnson

Shit’s gettin’ real out there.

The right has hired a Chinese student to take you out…

160 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 31, 2014 6:10:06pm

re: #39 FemNaziBitch

Well, the dogs think it is time to eat.

bbl

Dogs always think it’s time to eat…

RBS

161 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 6:10:46pm
162 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 6:11:16pm

re: #158 Charles Johnson

Shit’s gettin’ real out there.

I’ll tell you what’s real…this percussionist.

Youtube Video

163 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 6:12:32pm
164 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 6:13:46pm
165 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 31, 2014 6:16:25pm

re: #141 dog philosopher

ridiculously obvious example of How To Lie With Statistics, taken, apparently, right out of the book of the same name

here we see two numbers, the one on the left 82% percent the size of the one on the right

yet, the graphic shows a colored shape for the number on the left which is less than 33% of the size of the colored shape for the number on the right

is this the book?

Lie With Statistics

If so, I remember reading it years ago, pretty good read, and opened my eyes to a lot of what I see every day in ads and political stuff.

RBS

166 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 6:16:29pm
167 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 6:19:48pm

Who is wearing the right kind of shoes?
Now even though pitching a fastball is not a requirement of the job for POTUS, if you Google pictures of actual major league pitchers pitching you will see many snapshots of throwing action.
But RWNJ’s as usual cling to their guns & religion & memes.

168 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 6:20:19pm

re: #165 RealityBasedSteve

is this the book?

Lie With Statistics

If so, I remember reading it years ago, pretty good read, and opened my eyes to a lot of what I see every day in ads and political stuff.

RBS

that’s it!

169 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 31, 2014 6:20:22pm

re: #166 darthstar
If you haven’t signed up for #Obamacare by now, remember…you had six months to do it. #YouScrewedYourself #StayhealthyuntilNovember

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We will gladly spend 2 months researching what phone to buy, then spend a week searching out the best price and deal we can cut online.

Health Insurance, we’ll wait till the very last day (of the extended period)

ARRGH.

RBS

170 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 6:22:58pm

re: #167 Pie-onist Overlord

All-star pitcher Matt Harvey.

171 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 6:23:28pm

re: #169 RealityBasedSteve

172 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  Mar 31, 2014 6:24:20pm

re: #138 freetoken

Natrona County — I used to live there, ages ago, as a young reporter. My first job out of college. And my first experience with -20F temps with wind chills of -40. Good times.

Sounds like the GOP there has gotten way crazy in the last 35 years. They seemed pretty reasonable back then, but OTOH they did elect Dick Cheney as Congressman-at-Large.

173 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 6:24:43pm
174 Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2014 6:27:38pm

re: #171 darthstar

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That’s the best tweet you can do. You should stop now.

(ACA navigators in Baja Alabama preparing their victory dance.)

175 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 6:28:22pm

re: #167 Pie-onist Overlord

Left-hander Clayton Kershaw.

176 bratwurst  Mar 31, 2014 6:29:29pm
177 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 6:30:13pm

re: #174 Decatur Deb

That’s the best tweet you can do. You should stop now.

(ACA navigators in Baja Alabama preparing their victory dance.)

What should I say? ACA is the best Republican bill since sliced bread? Those commercials will start in September when the GOP is in a panic about losing the House.

178 Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2014 6:31:55pm

re: #177 darthstar

What should I say? ACA is the best Republican bill since sliced bread? Those commercials will start in September when the GOP is in a panic about losing the House.

Loved it, but can’t repeat it in the church we meet in, to the deacons among us.

179 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 6:34:14pm

Total Riff Off - National Geographic! April 1st at 8pm!

Yes, that date is April Fool’s, but there’s no joke here. Well, there will be jokes. Lots of jokes. Jokes told by us, on television. But the fact that there WILL be jokes isn’t a joke, you see… Look, we’ll start over.

We are incredibly excited to announce that RiffTrax will take over the National Geographic Channel for a special night of riffs, badass dino birds, rage-filled shrimp, demon bats, and more!

The good folks at National Geographic have taught the world about animals, science, and fascinating cultures for years. Now, in their infinite wisdom, they’ve seen fit to have RiffTrax riffmasters Michael J. Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy take on some of their wildest, strangest discoveries. This will be the guys’ first time riffing on television since Mystery Science Theater 3000, and trust us, you do NOT want to miss it. Think of them as the kids in the back of high school science class cracking wise, except funnier, and with better skin.

So flap your wings, flex your dorsal fin, or just move your regular old boring human feet, but do whatever you have to do to get yourself in front of a TV for the rapid-fire hilarity of TOTAL RIFF OFF on National Geographic!

180 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 31, 2014 6:35:14pm

BTW… Charles, very nice code sample. I’m not a JavaScript type guy, more .NET oriented. I had to do a very similar task in an app, didn’t have to get into Regex code, in .NET the String class has a Split method that has a number of overloads, one removes any empty entries due to repeated white spaces. (or whatever you decide to use as your deliminator)

First time I did it, back in the long ago, I think I did a for-each loop through the string character by character, testing for an empty string, put each valid character into a buffer variable, and when I hit an empty string, then I resized the array, dumped the buffer value into it, and started with the next character. When I came out of the loop, just grabbed the length of the array. That way I didn’t have to worry about multiple space. What I didn’t know at the time was just how horrible I was being, re-sizing an array each time I wanted to add another word into it. Should have just used a counter to keep track.

Code Monkey likes Fritos,
Code Monkey likes Tab and Mt. Dew.

Youtube Video

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None… It’s a hardware issues

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Q. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb.

A. None…. They simply declare darkness the new standard.

RBS

181 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 6:48:00pm
182 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 6:48:58pm

re: #181 Charles Johnson

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JUST LIKE HITLER DID!

183 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 6:55:36pm

Architectural and interior design masterpieces:

184 Belafon  Mar 31, 2014 6:56:13pm

re: #169 RealityBasedSteve

We will gladly spend 2 months researching what phone to buy, then spend a week searching out the best price and deal we can cut online.

I hold onto my phone until it quits on me, then I go to a store, find the cheapest phone with the features I want (this time it was an S3 for .99 with a 2 year contract) and start the cycle over.

185 Political Atheist  Mar 31, 2014 6:58:44pm

Anyone present into steampunk art? Clockwork brass items?

186 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 6:58:46pm

re: #184 Belafon

I hold onto my phone until it quits on me, then I go to a store, find the cheapest phone with the features I want (this time it was an S3 for .99 with a 2 year contract) and start the cycle over.

I found out last week my cellphone company cancelled my account for lack of activity.

Since summer of last year.

187 Belafon  Mar 31, 2014 6:58:57pm

re: #175 jaunte

You should post that as a reply to the tweet.

188 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 31, 2014 7:04:08pm

re: #183 freetoken

Architectural and interior design masterpieces:

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OHHHHHH. That is just SO WRONG!!!!!

RBS

189 dog philosopher  Mar 31, 2014 7:08:01pm

wingnuts commenting on cbs tesla news item controversy can’t decide whether 1) obama’s propaganda machine is trying to shut down an american entrepreneur who is competing with government motors, or 2) electric cars are a joke ha ha tree huggers electricity is made from coal and i hear tesla will go broke when the gummint subsidies run out

190 Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2014 7:08:58pm

re: #183 freetoken

mesmerizing.

191 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  Mar 31, 2014 7:09:25pm

re: #122 bratwurst

Secretive religious sect known as “The Community” appears to be behind return of Newsweek magazine

How about just letting this dead brand rest in peace? After Tina Brown made a bad joke out of a once proud title with an Olsen Twins cover sandwiched between TWO DIFFERENT royal wedding covers in 2011, it should have been banished from the earth forever.

Just read the MJ article. David Jang sounds like a younger version of Sun Myung Moon, with the same messianic impulses and control issues. I was surprised to hear Olivet U is part of Jang’s organization; I had thought it was a liberal arts college, not a Bible school.

If the MJ article is correct, Newsweek will serve mostly as a clickbait server to raise money for the Community (Jang’s org) and the staff there will serve at the whim of the leadership. The Japan edition of IBTimes, according to the article, was caught copying most of its articles from other Japanese newspapers, and the NY office allegedly owed the AP $33,000 for the new wire service. Newsweek has indeed fallen from grace, even lower than when Tina Brown was at the helm.

192 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 7:13:35pm
193 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 7:20:06pm

Dick Cheney scared everyone away.

194 bratwurst  Mar 31, 2014 7:21:08pm

re: #193 Kragar

Dick Cheney scared everyone away.

I’m sure not looking to get shot in the face, I will tell you that much!

195 Killgore Trout  Mar 31, 2014 7:21:15pm

re: #189 dog philosopher

wingnuts commenting on cbs tesla news item controversy can’t decide whether 1) obama’s propaganda machine is trying to shut down an american entrepreneur who is competing with government motors, or 2) electric cars are a joke ha ha tree huggers electricity is made from coal and i hear tesla will go broke when the gummint subsidies run out

O’Reilly: Conservatives Should ‘Rethink’ Alternative Energy, Root for Tesla to Succeed

196 Pie-onist Overlord  Mar 31, 2014 7:21:16pm

WHAT THE WALTON FAMILY SAYS TO ALL THE ASSOCIATES:

197 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 7:21:35pm

re: #181 Charles Johnson

Rep. Darrell Issa:

“…It is time for the president to finally acknowledge ObamaCare isn’t working..”
thinkprogress.org

198 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 7:24:21pm

re: #196 Pie-onist Overlord

WHAT THE WALTON FAMILY SAYS TO ALL THE ASSOCIATES:

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199 Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2014 7:25:08pm

re: #197 jaunte

Rep. Darrell Issa:

Bless Rep Issa. He has found the portal to another universe, and we will need it if the Sun goes nova.

200 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 7:25:34pm

re: #196 Pie-onist Overlord

You Are NOT Entitled To What I Earned

“…About 25 percent of homeless Americans are veterans-131,000 according to VA statistics-and more than 75 percent have a mental disorder, often PTSD.”
veteransnewsnow.com

202 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 7:29:30pm
203 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:32:10pm

re: #183 freetoken

Architectural and interior design masterpieces:

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[Henderson]

204 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 7:33:07pm
205 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:33:15pm

Hello, I’m with the Kremlin. I’d like to see some ID please.

206 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 7:33:26pm

re: #203 Gus

Looks like about a 10-12k monthly air-conditioning tab.

207 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 7:34:31pm

Underestimate.

208 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:34:32pm

re: #206 jaunte

Looks like about a 10-12k monthly air-conditioning tab.

It takes a village. //

209 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:35:54pm

re: #207 jaunte

Underestimate.

48,000 SF

210 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 7:36:50pm

re: #209 Gus

Yes. Double that monthly ac bill, and add $10,000 on top for Nevada sunshine.

211 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  Mar 31, 2014 7:37:49pm

re: #202 FemNaziBitch

The updated version of Hillel’s famous advice, “That which is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbor. That is the whole Torah; the rest is commentary. Go and study it.”
jewfaq.org

212 Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2014 7:38:16pm

re: #210 jaunte

Yes. Double that monthly ac bill, and add $10,000 on top for Nevada sunshine.

He can probably afford his own clouds.

213 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:40:27pm

33 bedrooms

214 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:40:57pm

14 full baths
22 half baths

215 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:41:47pm

5 fireplaces

216 Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2014 7:43:54pm

re: #214 Gus

14 full baths
22 half baths

Must be one hell of a water bill

217 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:44:24pm

Net Taxes $237,075.68

218 jaunte  Mar 31, 2014 7:44:52pm

re: #213 Gus

Does anyone live there?

219 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:45:24pm

re: #218 jaunte

Does anyone live there?

Got me. Maybe yes. Maybe no. One of those deals.

220 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 7:45:47pm

!!!!THIS!!!

221 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 7:46:50pm

re: #217 Gus

Net Taxes $237,075.68

What was I saying earlier about #WHATNOBILITY ?

222 calochortus  Mar 31, 2014 7:48:05pm

re: #209 Gus

48,000 SF

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Hideous and pointless. I hope he enjoys it.

223 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 31, 2014 7:49:09pm

re: #203 Gus

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[Henderson]

I’m just curious… how many full time staff do you think it would take to keep that place running on a day to day basis?

RBS

224 Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2014 7:49:44pm

“My daughter-in-law, may she grow rich and buy a hotel with a thousand rooms and be found dead in every one of them.”

—Paddy Chayevsky

225 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:49:56pm

re: #223 RealityBasedSteve

I’m just curious… how many full time staff do you think it would take to keep that place running on a day to day basis?

RBS

Don’t know. Probably contracts a service.

226 Amory Blaine  Mar 31, 2014 7:50:14pm

re: #203 Gus

Is that a wave pool?

227 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 7:50:16pm

re: #185 Political Atheist

Anyone present into steampunk art? Clockwork brass items?

We watch collectors have a … difficult relationship with steam punk enthusiasts.

228 Kragar  Mar 31, 2014 7:50:50pm

Its shit like this that makes me want to tell people they can go fuck their religious beliefs.

229 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 7:51:06pm

A 75,000 SF fully automated estate residence on 10 acres. This home contains 35 bathrooms and 11 bedrooms and related structures, appurtenances, and significant landscaping including over an acre of cubic Spanish limestone covering the site for walkways and water features. The main house is clad in solid French limestone and sits atop a two level structure with an 11,000 SF basement wine cellar and game room, next door is a two story entertainment pavilion. Totaling 12,000 SF, this residence also includes a fully functioning commercial kitchen ready to service 250 guests. The guests enjoy a 6000 SF stand alone home with a selection of suites to choose from including: Earth, Water, Air, and Fire themed bedrooms. A unique two level exercise building roughly 6,500 SF in size called the pool pavilion overlooks the Olympic size pool, which includes a racquetball court, endless pool, 35 foot climbing wall, wet and dry treatment rooms, and a Pilates studio. All work was completed in a three year time period.

web.archive.org

230 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 7:52:30pm

re: #228 Kragar

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Its shit like this that makes me want to tell people they can go fuck their religious beliefs.

Yeah.

231 Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2014 7:52:55pm

re: #220 FemNaziBitch

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!!!!THIS!!!

232 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  Mar 31, 2014 7:53:29pm

re: #229 Gus

More money than sense.

233 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 7:53:34pm

Listen, I don’t begrudge anyone their ill (but legally) gotten gains. It’s when they enter a court room and expect to be above the law and THEN GET TREATED BY JUDGE AND JURY as if they are above the law —THAT I GET PISSED.

234 Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2014 7:54:04pm

re: #231 Targetpractice

AP sources: Obama’s health care law on track to hit 7 million sign-ups on deadline day.

Hee, hee, hee…

235 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 7:54:05pm

re: #232 wheat-dogghazi

More money than sense.

People think they become smarter the larger their bank account or deeper their debts.

236 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 7:55:02pm

re: #196 Pie-onist Overlord

WHAT THE WALTON FAMILY SAYS TO ALL THE ASSOCIATES:

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Give unto Caeser?

237 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 7:55:47pm

re: #200 jaunte

>You Are NOT Entitled To What I Earned

Many of whom were Sexually Assaulted in the Military -men and women.

238 calochortus  Mar 31, 2014 7:56:43pm

re: #231 Targetpractice

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Can’t wait to see the Fox News bar graph for this.

239 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  Mar 31, 2014 8:04:18pm

re: #235 FemNaziBitch

People think they become smarter the larger their bank account or deeper their debts.

By that measure, I am pretty dumb. /wink

Honestly speaking, I admire Omidyar for being able to make so much dough, but I don’t get the ostentatious display of same. Is there some kind of rule among the very wealthy that they have to build modern versions of Versailles? Surely, he could have dropped that kind of money on something more productive, or with a smaller environmental footprint.

Conversely, he could spend his cash on developing a nearly invulnerable red-and-gold exoskeleton that can fly and emit repulsor beams. Now, that would be cool!

240 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 8:06:20pm

Here, this looks like the construction management page: trailmarkinc.com

241 William Barnett-Lewis  Mar 31, 2014 8:08:57pm

re: #227 GeneJockey

We watch collectors have a … difficult relationship with steam punk enthusiasts.

They have been known to ruin perfectly good antique firearms too.

242 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 8:10:35pm

re: #228 Kragar

I suspect that the more affluent women in Bartlesville will suddenly be driving 47 miles to Tulsa for their OB-GYN appointments.

The poorer women, of course, will be screwed.

243 calochortus  Mar 31, 2014 8:11:17pm

re: #242 Lidane

I suspect that the more affluent women in Bartlesville will suddenly be driving 47 miles to Tulsa for their OB-GYN appointments.

The poorer women, of course, will be screwed.

But isn’t that the whole point?

245 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 8:13:15pm

re: #243 calochortus

But isn’t that the whole point?

Of course! And it’s done in the spirit of Christian charity, since we wouldn’t want to burden teh poorz with birth control pills they couldn’t afford. Better to let them get pregnant. They can manage it.

/////

246 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 8:13:35pm
247 calochortus  Mar 31, 2014 8:14:05pm

re: #245 Lidane

God’s will!

248 kirkspencer  Mar 31, 2014 8:14:51pm

re: #228 Kragar

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Its shit like this that makes me want to tell people they can go fuck their religious beliefs.

Actually, it’s shit like this that makes me support the movement to make birth control pills OTC.

(edited to add link)

249 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 8:15:17pm

re: #245 Lidane

Of course! And it’s done in the spirit of Christian charity, since we wouldn’t want to burden teh poorz with birth control pills they couldn’t afford. Better to let them get pregnant. They can manage it.

/////

Well, we need those poor minority female scapegoats! Otherwise, we’d never be able to live with ourselves.

250 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 8:17:57pm
251 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 8:19:59pm
252 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 8:41:36pm

R.E.M. - It’s The End Of The World

Youtube Video

253 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 8:45:18pm

hmmmm

254 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 8:47:34pm

There’s still unusual traffic on our db server … don’t be too surprised if we go down again. The host is working on it.

255 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 31, 2014 8:48:30pm

re: #254 Charles Johnson

There’s still unusual traffic on our db server … don’t be too surprised if we go down again. The host is working on it.

it’s the Chinese, they are after your sweet sweet code bits.

RBS

256 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 8:48:55pm
257 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 31, 2014 8:51:39pm

See ya all later, off to the soft comfort of my bed.

And with that bombshell, it’s time to end.

258 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 8:54:49pm

re: #253 FemNaziBitch

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hmmmm

259 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 8:55:18pm

Six Days on the Road Dave Dudley

Youtube Video

260 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 8:59:35pm

Even though…

261 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 8:59:54pm

Humans. They drive me crazy.

262 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 9:01:38pm

I remember when people were harshing about Argentina because of Pope Francis. I was ready to kick some ass and punch some people in the nose. So, I imagine Suey Park might feel the same way.

263 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 9:02:04pm

re: #260 Gus

Even though…

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I’m still not clear on all this. Why does Colbert get a pass? When Rush would not.

bad humor is bad humor.

264 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 9:03:22pm

re: #263 FemNaziBitch

I’m still not clear on all this. Why does Colbert get a pass? When Rush would not.

bad humor is bad humor.

I don’t have an answer.

265 Lidane  Mar 31, 2014 9:04:58pm

About to sit and watch this. Yay for science!

266 Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2014 9:05:49pm

re: #251 FemNaziBitch

That guys Twitter handle is awesome!

267 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 9:06:59pm

re: #263 FemNaziBitch

I’m still not clear on all this. Why does Colbert get a pass? When Rush would not.

bad humor is bad humor.

Just saw this a-hole.

268 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Mar 31, 2014 9:12:20pm

re: #264 Gus

I don’t have an answer.

I do, it’s simple. Colbert has no actual racial animus, he doesn’t play off of racial animus, he mocks it. Rush supports racial animus, and is racist.

269 FemNaziBitch  Mar 31, 2014 9:13:52pm

re: #268 Fairly Sure I’m Still Obdicut

I do, it’s simple. Colbert has no actual racial animus, he doesn’t play off of racial animus, he mocks it. Rush supports racial animus, and is racist.

Rush’s fans will also tell you he has no racial animus.

270 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 9:15:54pm

re: #269 FemNaziBitch

Rush’s fans will also tell you he has no racial animus.

Colbert is playing a part. He’s acting. Do you assume that Mark Harmon is a murderer because he played Ted Bundy?

271 darthstar  Mar 31, 2014 9:15:56pm

re: #264 Gus

I don’t have an answer.

Colbert is satire. He’s mocking racists. Rush is a racist. I don’t love Colbert’s schtick but he was not in the wrong in this instance.

272 makeitstop  Mar 31, 2014 9:25:28pm

re: #234 Decatur Deb

Hee, hee, hee…

Despite pulling every lie out of the Big Book of Republican Lies, they couldn’t stop it.

Take that, you lying fuckers, and choke on it.

273 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 10:13:13pm

Need. Brain. Bleach.

274 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 10:17:04pm
275 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 10:32:30pm
276 Amory Blaine  Mar 31, 2014 10:35:00pm

277 goddamnedfrank  Mar 31, 2014 10:36:35pm

re: #269 FemNaziBitch

Rush’s fans will also tell you he has no racial animus.

This whole ordeal is exposing a key difference between people, concrete thinkers vs. abstract thinkers.

What Rush’s and Colbert’s fans say is irrelevant.

278 goddamnedfrank  Mar 31, 2014 10:44:05pm

The concrete thinker just sees one person getting away with words that another gets constant grief over. The differences between the two speakers, their intent and mindset doesn’t really enter into the equation.

The abstract thinker goes beyond the words and straight to the meaning, the context, for them racist humor isn’t just an equation of noun + verb + punchline. For abstract thinkers racism can be intentional, unintentional, structural, born out of actual malice, born out of ignorance, or satirical, and they aren’t all even remotely equivalent.

279 Charles Johnson  Mar 31, 2014 10:45:32pm

re: #263 FemNaziBitch

I’m still not clear on all this. Why does Colbert get a pass? When Rush would not?

Maybe this post will help you understand:

280 goddamnedfrank  Mar 31, 2014 10:46:52pm

As far as comparing Rush and Colbert’s satirical capabilities, one set up the 1-888-OOPS-JEW phone hotline just so Jews could call him up on Yom Kippur and apologize to him. The other calls Sandra Fluke a slut.

281 CuriousLurker  Mar 31, 2014 10:52:16pm

re: #263 FemNaziBitch

I’m still not clear on all this. Why does Colbert get a pass? When Rush would not.

bad humor is bad humor.

Drive-by:

I know you’re probably gone already and this might be tl;dr for this time of the night, but maybe it will clarify a little bit. Or not, heh. Going to sleep now.

Later, lizards.

282 CuriousLurker  Mar 31, 2014 11:02:54pm

re: #281 CuriousLurker

P.S. This might be a little bit easier/more fun—same movie/scenes totally different vibe/meaning. It’s all about the context.

Think of Colbert as the original Mary Poppins trailer:

Youtube Video

Now think of Rush as the recut trailer:

Youtube Video

283 EmmaAnne  Mar 31, 2014 11:12:04pm

According to acasignups.net, enrollment through the exchanges is estimated at 7.08 million through today. Several states (including California) are extending enrollment a bit more, so that will go up. But 7 million has been exceeded already.

I never really got why 7 million was the cutoff for success, but I’ll take it.

284 GeneJockey  Mar 31, 2014 11:18:34pm

re: #283 EmmaAnne

According to acasignups.net, enrollment through the exchanges is estimated at 7.08 million through today. Several states (including California) are extending enrollment a bit more, so that will go up. But 7 million has been exceeded already.

I never really got why 7 million was the cutoff for success, but I’ll take it.

I think what happened is that somebody, the CBO, for example, opined that 7 million people signing up during open enrollment would be a reasonably successful rollout.

That got morphed into a NECESSITY! and that anything less would be CATASTROPHIC FAILURE!!! by the Right, especially after the awful launch and very low sign up rate in October.

Of course, any tax preparer or postal worker can tell you that even if you give people months to do something like this, a lot of them will wait till the last minute. And if the Right had any integrity, having hung its hat on the idea that there would NEVER be 7 million signing up, they’d admit they were wrong.

Yeah. That’d be nice.

285 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 11:19:14pm

re: #283 EmmaAnne

I never really got why 7 million was the cutoff for success, but I’ll take it.

7 is a magic number.

“Million” is like, dude, a really really really big number.

286 gwangung  Mar 31, 2014 11:21:46pm

re: #269 FemNaziBitch

Rush’s fans will also tell you he has no racial animus.

Yes, but I’m not stupid. POCs know racial animus when we see it.

287 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 11:26:19pm

This will probably find some coverage:

New Report Details Racial Gap Among US Children

In every region of America, white and Asian children are far better positioned for success than black, Latino and American Indian children, according to a new report appealing for urgent action to bridge this racial gap.

Titled “Race for Results,” the report is being released Tuesday by the Annie E. Casey Foundation, which for decades has worked to improve child well-being in the United States.

[…]

I’m reading the report and background material now. I don’t doubt the well meaning behind the report, but I think I have issues with it.

I also expect the usual sources to make something out of the report that was not intended or in line with reality.

289 freetoken  Mar 31, 2014 11:39:55pm

re: #288 Varek Raith

We have the best democracy money can buy.

290 Gus 802  Mar 31, 2014 11:54:02pm

George Carlin - Death Penalty

Youtube Video

291 Mentis Fugit  Mar 31, 2014 11:59:08pm

re: #238 calochortus

Can’t wait to see the Fox News bar graph for this.

Two minutes with MS Paint sufficed.
When you have no shame, anything is possible.

292 Kragar  Apr 1, 2014 12:32:49am
293 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 12:55:14am

re: #263 FemNaziBitch

I’m still not clear on all this. Why does Colbert get a pass? When Rush would not.

bad humor is bad humor.

“Get a pass”? Rush is still on the air. If your goal is to avoid controversy and criticism, then you have not business in satire or news commentary.

294 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 12:57:19am

re: #278 goddamnedfrank

The concrete thinker just sees one person getting away with words that another gets constant grief over. The differences between the two speakers, their intent and mindset doesn’t really enter into the equation.

The abstract thinker goes beyond the words and straight to the meaning, the context, for them racist humor isn’t just an equation of noun + verb + punchline. For abstract thinkers racism can be intentional, unintentional, structural, born out of actual malice, born out of ignorance, or satirical, and they aren’t all even remotely equivalent.

Rappers use the word n*******! And Obama called people “mongrels! So there, YOU’RE THE RACISTS!!!

/

295 freetoken  Apr 1, 2014 1:00:54am
296 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 1:47:34am

re: #292 Kragar

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Some people just want to get diabetes.

297 freetoken  Apr 1, 2014 1:49:37am

Historical revisionism is not limited to politics.

DWTS has become increasingly insufferable, even for me. I suppose for many people it has always been that way, but I have no problem with the over-the-top outfits of traditional ballroom competitions, or even the too-often played “standards” of music.

This year, though, not only did DWTS shrink its musical budget (e.g., new band with 10 fewer members) but there is little concern for the actual music.

The latest episode has Tom Bergeron introducing the final performance as dancing to an “Elvis Presley hit”.

Turns out the song was Blue Suede Shoes, which as like any hit was covered by many a singer but the writer and iconic recording is by Carl Perkins.

Yes, it was a hit for Elvis so Tom did not lie, but I find it sad that on a show which features so much music from that era of American pop, and the dance, “Jive” is often performed more like 1950’s Jitterbug or East Coast Swing, couldn’t even bother to attach the song to the 1950’s originator.

And the musical performance wasn’t very good. Which is doubly sad because this season they are using more recorded music than ever, which makes me wonder why they didn’t go out and get the rights for a one-off play of a good version.

DWTS keeps setting its own bar lower and lower. They pretend it’s higher and higher, with ever more production gimmicks, and with bringing in trained dancers as contestant “stars”, but they’ve really turned the show in Oprah, with music and glitter.

298 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 2:00:18am

We nevah, evah, lose our sense of hew-mah.

re: #297 freetoken

Yeah, I lived through “Blue Suede Shoes” and always preferred Carl Perkins’ version. At least they didn’t use Pat Boone’s. : )

299 Lidane  Apr 1, 2014 2:05:35am

re: #292 Kragar

Needs moar Reese’s Pieces.

300 Lidane  Apr 1, 2014 2:11:30am
301 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 2:13:43am

Guinea: Mobilisation against an unprecedented Ebola epidemic

msf.org

Conakry / Brussels / Geneva, 31 March 2014 - With eight confirmed cases of Ebola reported in the capital Conakry, Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) is facing an unprecedented epidemic in terms of the distribution of cases now scattered in several locations in Guinea.

“We are facing an epidemic of a magnitude never before seen in terms of the distribution of cases in the country: Gueckedou, Macenta Kissidougou, Nzerekore, and now Conakry,” said Mariano Lugli, coordinator of MSF’s project in Conakry.

“MSF continues to strengthen its teams. By the end of the week, there will be around sixty international field workers who have experience in working on haemorrhagic fever divided between Conakry and south-east of the country.” More

302 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 2:33:52am

Also, Right Sector leader Dimitry Yarosh self-nominates himself to run for president of Ukraine. Uh, I don’t think RS understands how democracy works.

Members of Pravy Sektor (Right Sector) leaving hotel Tues morning under watchful eyes of police after being evicted by them.

Youtube Video

303 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 2:45:51am

re: #302 Justanotherhuman

Also, Right Sector leader Dimitry Yarosh self-nominates himself to run for president of Ukraine. Uh, I don’t think RS understands how democracy works.

He should join the Tea Party…

304 Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2014 2:58:54am

re: #294 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Rappers use the word n*******! And Obama called people “mongrels! So there, YOU’RE THE RACISTS!!!

/

I sometimes wonder what the RWNJ’s today would make of Ralph Bakshi’s Coonskin (aka Street Fight or Bustin’ Out).

I have the film on DVD - to say that it’s “controversial” is an understatement. Even though I’m not a huge fan of Mr. Bakshi’s animation style (no offense meant to him) I get what he was doing with Coonskin, and I can see traces of its strong influence in later efforts such as The Boondocks and Bamboozled.

imdb.com

I can’t even begin to imagine the shitstorm that would erupt if this film were released now in 2014.

305 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 3:02:52am

re: #304 Dr Lizardo

I sometimes wonder what the RWNJ’s today would make of Ralph Bakshi’s Coonskin (aka Street Fight or Bustin’ Out).

I have the film on DVD - to say that it’s “controversial” is an understatement. Even though I’m not a huge fan of Mr. Bakshi’s animation style (no offense meant to him) I get what he was doing with Coonskin, and I can see traces of its strong influence in later efforts such as The Boondocks and Bamboozled.

imdb.com

I can’t even begin to imagine the shitstorm that would erupt if this film were released now in 2014.

I also believe that R. Crumb has distanced himself from his “Angelfood McSpade” character,

306 Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2014 3:08:57am

re: #305 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I also believe that R. Crumb has distanced himself from his “Angelfood McSpade” character,

Mr. Bakshi has never distanced himself from Coonskin; he considers it his best film, and even the New York Times has re-evaluated the film, and now refers to it as “Bakshi’s masterpiece.”

It’s a difficult film to watch, but that was clearly Mr. Bakshi’s intent. It basically forces the viewer to confront some very ugly stereotypical iconography, and not just in regard to African-Americans, but also to Jewish people, Italian-Americans, LGBT, the whole gamut of deeply offensive stereotypes; it’s all right there in one package.

307 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 3:14:05am

re: #306 Dr Lizardo

It basically forces the viewer to confront some very ugly stereotypical iconography, and not just in regard to African-Americans, but also to Jewish people, Italian-Americans, LGBT, the whole gamut of deeply offensive stereotypes; it’s all right there in one package.

Only a handful of people want to see content like this actually censored or banned, the rest simply want to see the makers of it own up to the content and not hide behind excuses or insist that their critics are the “real racists”.

308 Varek Raith  Apr 1, 2014 3:17:50am

The Young Turks: OMFG! Government Drones Will Steal YOUR Cellphone Info! (Not Really.)

The drone in question isn’t a government drone at all, but a radio controlled toy rigged up by a British hacker that can, the hacker claims, hover overhead while stealing your username and even your address from your smartphone. One guy. A hacker. Not NSA or anything related to the U.S. intelligence community.

309 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Apr 1, 2014 3:21:29am

re: #269 FemNaziBitch

Rush’s fans will also tell you he has no racial animus.

Yeah, but they’re racists too, and it’s not true.

310 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 3:27:37am

re: #309 Fairly Sure I’m Still Obdicut

Yeah, but they’re racists too, and it’s not true.

And they will insist that you are the real racists!

311 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 3:37:22am

re: #294 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Rappers use the word n*******! And Obama called people “mongrels! So there, YOU’RE THE RACISTS!!!

/

Am I the only person on the planet who just never bought into that practice of “embracing” hateful language? Why can’t plain, non-harmful language be used to describe people other than continuing to use language that oppresses? “Reclaimed words” can work their way back into general usage very easily (which I’ve observed), especially when the person using it has no historical sense of what the word means. I think it can lead to the “one step forward, two steps back” syndrome because people are not careful enough, esp when it comes to popular culture where it’s disseminated most widely.

As a woman, I still don’t use “male” language to describe myself in misogynistic terms, only as a descriptive when discussing misogyny. I experience anger, sometimes rage; I can be aggressive, speak my mind—but none of that makes me a “bitch” and never will. I’m also not a “ball-breaker”, whore, slut, or any other name I’ve been called. I’m a human being, and proud of trying to do the right thing, for myself and everyone else. If that makes me too “serious”, and seemingly without a sense of humor, too bad—that means the critic doesn’t know me at all. I do have a sense of humor but not one of hurting others just for the fun of it, even in jest, or in a “re-appropriation” of language. Not only do I think it’s juvenile, but it’s stooping to your oppressor’s level.

I look at the state of the women’s movement today and how it has changed in the last 30 years and it’s like living in a different world when I see what many young women consider “empowerment” which has nothing to with grounding, education, understanding others, building community—but simply with gratification of wishful thinking and unrealistic choices in too many instances, no doubt a result of an increasingly narcissistic mindset, one in which the internet has played a huge role and allowed those with no clue but with big mouths to reign, male and female. And that may get you into the “boys’ club” but it’s not going to get you respect from other women, much less move them to do the same.

Are Blacks and other minorities any better off for re-appropriating racist language? Did Black women gain any more respect from the rappers who used them as bait for their misogyny? Maybe a few rappers are better off because they sold tons of records, but not the population that bought them, not as much as their collective potential would indicate, even with a Black president, which we are seeing right now, even while he’s raising the profiles of important minorities. He simply gets criticized for it and is hated himself.

And I’m not going to use words that simply allow someone else to vent their own sense of guilt—or ignorance. We pick our battles, and one of mine isn’t to invite “backlash” by re-appropriating hateful language, the use of which will be misinterpreted by those who want to continue using it. After all, “freedom” isn’t some clubby little clique where you must have the correct understanding in order to be invited in—it’s for everyone, no matter what stage of it they’re in at any particular moment. But the use of language is important and since so much is used without context, I’d rather be careful with it.

As usual, I’m not doing a very good job of explaining myself here. But it seems to me that there is a lot of dysfunction in popular culture in the US of which we consume an awful lot—maybe that’s even an understatement— and having to explain nuance, satire and so forth to people who refuse to listen is just a waste of time and energy to me.

312 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 3:40:10am

re: #306 Dr Lizardo

Mr. Bakshi has never distanced himself from Coonskin; he considers it his best film, and even the New York Times has re-evaluated the film, and now refers to it as “Bakshi’s masterpiece.”

It’s a difficult film to watch, but that was clearly Mr. Bakshi’s intent. It basically forces the viewer to confront some very ugly stereotypical iconography, and not just in regard to African-Americans, but also to Jewish people, Italian-Americans, LGBT, the whole gamut of deeply offensive stereotypes; it’s all right there in one package.

Crumb is also a horrible misogynist.

313 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 3:42:40am

re: #311 Justanotherhuman

…there is a lot of dysfunction in popular culture in the US of which we consume an awful lot—maybe that’s even an understatement— and having to explain nuance, satire and so forth to people who refuse to listen is just a waste of time and energy to me.

We are set up for 140-character tweets, bullet points and headlines. They leave little room for nuance or context.

There are only a few circumstances under which I would advocate banning, prosecuting or suppressing any form of speech.

I just want to see people, especially elected officials or public office holders speaking in a public context, to own up to what they say.

314 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 3:57:20am

re: #313 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

We are set up for 140-character tweets, bullet points and headlines. They leave little room for nuance or context.

There are only a few circumstances under which I would advocate banning, prosecuting or suppressing any form of speech.

I just want to see people, especially elected officials or public office holders speaking in a public context, to own up to what they say.

I’m not advocating banning anything.

OTOH, popular culture’s influence is greater on the “average” person than politics, as far as influencing their thinking. Of the 15 people who live in this complex, none could probably tell you who our Senators or our Rep are. They don’t see politics as important enough to pay attention to.

People like Rush Limbaugh are a large part of that “popular culture”.

315 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 4:02:28am

re: #314 Justanotherhuman

I’m not advocating banning anything

But that is the standard straw-man argument, that people like Ted or Rush are being “censored” or “denied their First-Amendment rights” for simply being taken to task and asked to face the consequences of what they have said.

316 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 4:07:28am

Speaking of language, a pretty good piece in the NYT, “The Case for Profanity in Print” forwarded by a Georgian reporter.

317 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 4:12:46am

re: #315 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

But that is the standard straw-man argument, that people like Ted or Rush are being “censored” or “denied their First-Amendment rights” for simply being taken to task and asked to face the consequences of what they have said.

Are you saying I’m making a fucking “straw man” argument? I simply don’t see it that way.

I repeat: I am not for banning anything. But I think people should be made to own, to be responsible for, what they say, write and publish.

318 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 4:17:12am

re: #317 Justanotherhuman

Are you saying I’m making a fucking “straw man” argument? I simply don’t see it that way.

No, not at all. Everyone should be free to choose their own mode of expressing themselves.

The only time I get sensitive about public speech is when it is official speech spoken by public office holders or elected representatives.

319 Varek Raith  Apr 1, 2014 4:19:21am

Never stop with the troll endings, Gainax.
XD

320 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 4:26:24am

re: #318 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

No, not at all. Everyone should be free to choose their own mode of expressing themselves.

The only time I get sensitive about public speech is when it is official speech spoken by public office holders or elected representatives.

Well, there is certainly a lot of bullshit out there.

“Frankfurt argues that bullshit either can be true or can be false; hence, the bullshitter is a man or a woman whose principal aim — when uttering or publishing bullshit — is to impress the listener and the reader with words that communicate an impression favorable to the speaker, with no concern for the truth of what they’re saying. Likewise, the bullshitter is not concerned with consistency between what they’re saying at the moment, and anything they’ve previously said. Consequently, “the bullshitter is faking things, but that does not necessarily mean he gets them wrong.”.[1] He simply doesn’t care. In contrast, the liar must know the truth, of the matter under discussion, in order to better conceal it from the listener or the reader being deceived with a lie; while the bullshitter’s sole concern is personal advancement and advantage to his or her agenda; bullshit thus is a greater enemy of the truth than are lies.“[2] (my emphasis)

en.wikipedia.org

321 Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2014 4:27:44am

re: #319 Varek Raith

Never stop with the troll endings, Gainax.
XD

Which one this time?

322 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 4:32:39am

re: #211 wheat-dogghazi

The updated version of Hillel’s famous advice, “That which is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbor. That is the whole Torah; the rest is commentary. Go and study it.”
jewfaq.org

The updated version is “Don’t be a dick to other people.”

323 Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2014 4:35:25am

re: #322 Pie-onist Overlord

The updated version is “Don’t be a dick to other people.”

A basic moral (in my opinion) of the various stories that can be found in the Torah, the Bible and the Qur’an boils down to:

“Bad things happen to people who are assholes; thus, don’t be an asshole.”

324 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 4:45:34am

re: #320 Justanotherhuman

Well, there is certainly a lot of bullshit out there.

There is an almost universal human tendency to say outrageous things to gain attention. This tendency really became enhanced since 2008, when GOP candidates were too afraid of alienating the “base” by taking them to task over totally outrageous and unfounded claims against Obama (birthers, death panels, creeping Shariah, etc.).

Or they just figured that anything that presented a negative image of Obama was okay, no matter how baseless.

But that started a massive attention-seeking race to the bottom of the
barrel, all those totally unfounded “Obama would never do this!” memes that fifteen seconds of Google could refute, because they are stuck in a bubble.

325 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 4:45:42am

re: #323 Dr Lizardo

A basic moral (in my opinion) of the various stories that can be found in the Torah, the Bible and the Qur’an boils down to:

“Bad things happen to people who are assholes; thus, don’t be an asshole.”

Well, as far as that one goes, not everyone who died in the Holocaust was an asshole.

326 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 4:46:35am

re: #325 Pie-onist Overlord

Well, as far as that one goes, not everyone who died in the Holocaust was an asshole.

Really, the Book of Job is a case in point: “Bad things just happen, learn to live with it!”

327 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 4:47:10am

I have to keep telling myself that every “BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!” story I will see all day long is bullshit.

328 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Apr 1, 2014 4:47:56am

re: #323 Dr Lizardo

A basic moral (in my opinion) of the various stories that can be found in the Torah, the Bible and the Qur’an boils down to:

“Bad things happen to people who are assholes; thus, don’t be an asshole.”

Except for the explicit stories in those books that say that’s not true, of course.

329 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 4:48:41am

re: #326 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Really, the Book of Job is a case in point: “Bad things just happen, learn to live with it!”

There is a lengthy discussion in the Talmud about Job and how he was an asshole in many ways, and at one point somebody says “Cut the crap guys, Job is just an allegorical work of fiction!”

330 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 4:51:06am

Let this be the day that somebody creates the “Gay Bryan Fischer” account and he finally comes out of the closet and he is FABULOUS!

331 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 4:51:20am

re: #329 Pie-onist Overlord

There is a lengthy discussion in the Talmud about Job and how he was an asshole in many ways, and at one point somebody says “Cut the crap guys, Job is just an allegorical work of fiction!”

But no end of real events that were similar or worse…

332 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Apr 1, 2014 4:58:07am

re: #329 Pie-onist Overlord

There is a lengthy discussion in the Talmud about Job and how he was an asshole in many ways, and at one point somebody says “Cut the crap guys, Job is just an allegorical work of fiction!”

According to Robert Alter at UC Berkeley, who is an all around cool dude as well as a world-class biblical Hebrew Scholar, the story of Job has an amazing poem encased in a much older folk-tale style frame story, and then a poem by a totally different, much shittier author with a totally different style wedged into it at one point. And the god of the great poem isn’t a representation of a good being, more just what a real omnipotent being would be, one who actually determines the fate of the universe; i.e. one completely fine with shitloads of suffering and terror. God’s rebuttal to Job isn’t “I’m actually a good guy and I have a plan, I work in mysterious ways” it’s “I’m fucking all powerful, more powerful than other gods. Deal with it.”

333 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 4:58:13am

Bullshit spoils everything.

Japan lab says stem cell research falsified

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

TOKYO: A Japanese government-funded laboratory said on Tuesday it found that data in a widely heralded stem-cell research paper was falsified, holding the lead researcher responsible for the fabrication.

“The research results from the Riken Center for Development Biology in Kobe, western Japan, were seen as a possible groundbreaking method for growing tissue to treat illnesses such as diabetes and Parkinson’s disease using a simple lab procedure.

“Scientists at the institute said significant discrepancies in research published in January in scientific journal Nature stemmed from falsified data. They said researcher Haruko Obokata, the lead author of the paper in Nature, had manipulated or falsified images of DNA fragments used in the research. ” More

334 Varek Raith  Apr 1, 2014 5:01:42am

re: #321 Targetpractice

Which one this time?

Finally got around to watching Panty and Stocking.

335 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Apr 1, 2014 5:03:25am

re: #333 Justanotherhuman

My wife’s response “Yeah, when that paper came out everyone was instantly suspicious.”

It’s apparently really, really, really hard to get tenure in Japan, but still, that’s just a career-destroying job. And his collaborators should have been more wary, they just fucked themselves real bad.

336 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 5:04:19am

Here are some headlines I expect to see today:

#Republicans in 11 states sponsor new laws to not only give #Personhood to the fetus, but to take it away from a women who is pregnant.

Glenn Greenwald Wins Pulitzer Prize For Twitter Feed

Domino’s Introduces Zero Calorie Pizza

337 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 5:07:40am

IT HAS BEGUN: SWAT TEAMS GOING DOOR TO DOOR, TAKING AWAY GUNS AND CITIZENS ARE TAKEN AWAY TO FEMA CAMPS NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!!!!!!!!

338 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Apr 1, 2014 5:16:01am

The job poem is really gorgeous, though, especially in Alter’s translation:

Does he not see my way
and all my steps count?
Have I walked in a lie,
has my foot hurried to deceit?
Let Him weigh me on fair scales,
that God knows my blamelessness.
If my stride has strayed from the way,
and my heart gone after my eyes,
or the least thing stuck to my palms
let me sow and another shall eat
my offspring torn up by the roots.

339 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 5:39:26am

Chinese hackers broke LGF. :(

340 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 5:45:51am

re: #339 Pie-onist Overlord

Chinese hackers broke LGF. :(

It was God’s wrath for mocking Scripture…

341 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 5:47:26am

re: #336 Pie-onist Overlord

Here are some headlines I expect to see today:

#Republicans in 11 states sponsor new laws to not only give #Personhood to the fetus, but to take it away from a women who is pregnant.

Glenn Greenwald Wins Pulitzer Prize For Twitter Feed

Domino’s Introduces Zero Calorie Pizza

Hate to mention, but that first one doesn’t seem like it would necessarily have to be an AFD article…

342 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 5:48:14am

re: #341 Chrysicat

Hate to mention, but that first one doesn’t seem like it would necessarily have to be an AFD article…

Ya think?

343 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 5:48:22am

re: #339 Pie-onist Overlord

Chinese hackers broke LGF. :(

So that’s what hit last night? I would’ve sooner suspected Anon or the Syrian Electronic Army…

344 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 5:49:07am

I’m thinking of posting this to tcot:

OBAMA ANNOUNCES RESIGNATION! JOE BIDEN TO TAKE OATH OF OFFICE AT 1:00 PM EST.

Then linking to Rick Astley.

345 Varek Raith  Apr 1, 2014 5:49:30am

re: #344 Pie-onist Overlord

I’m thinking of posting this to tcot:

OBAMA ANNOUNCES RESIGNATION! JOE BIDEN TO TAKE OATH OF OFFICE AT 1:00 PM EST.

Then linking to Rick Astley.

Do it.
XD

346 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 5:49:33am

re: #343 Chrysicat

So that’s what hit last night? I would’ve sooner suspected Anon or the Syrian Electronic Army…

Last night? About 15 minutes ago.

347 Mattand  Apr 1, 2014 5:49:58am

re: #337 Pie-onist Overlord

IT HAS BEGUN: SWAT TEAMS GOING DOOR TO DOOR, TAKING AWAY GUNS AND CITIZENS ARE TAKEN AWAY TO FEMA CAMPS NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!!!!!!!!

On the upside, this should help ease rush hour congestion.

348 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 5:50:02am

re: #346 Pie-onist Overlord

Last night? About 15 minutes ago.

Tsunami

349 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 5:50:12am

re: #344 Pie-onist Overlord

I’m thinking of posting this to tcot:

OBAMA ANNOUNCES RESIGNATION! JOE BIDEN TO TAKE OATH OF OFFICE AT 1:00 PM EST.

Then linking to Rick Astley.

Ehhh, they wouldn’t be satisfied at this point unless Biden followed him and made way for President Boehner, would they?

350 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 5:50:52am

re: #346 Pie-onist Overlord

Last night? About 15 minutes ago.

Wait, what? It’s been working fine for me since about 12:30 Pacific time this morning…

351 Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2014 5:52:08am

re: #228 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Its shit like this that makes me want to tell people they can go fuck their religious beliefs.

But keep the Viagra and penis pumps coming.

352 Mattand  Apr 1, 2014 5:53:41am

re: #344 Pie-onist Overlord

I’m thinking of posting this to tcot:

OBAMA ANNOUNCES RESIGNATION! JOE BIDEN TO TAKE OATH OF OFFICE AT 1:00 PM EST.

Then linking to Rick Astley.

I’d rather see Obama call a press conference; simply look directly at the audience and say “7 million. Suck it.”; put on some shades; drop his mic; and walk out.

353 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 5:55:12am

re: #352 Mattand

I’d rather see Obama call a press conference; simply look directly at the audience and say “7 million. Suck it.”; put on some shades; drop his mic; and walk out.

I expect he will say pretty much that, just not quite so directly…

354 Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2014 5:58:45am

re: #325 Pie-onist Overlord

Well, as far as that one goes, not everyone who died in the Holocaust was an asshole.

Very true.

355 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 1, 2014 6:02:31am

re: #322 Pie-onist Overlord

The updated version is “Don’t be a dick to other people.”

Which is pretty much the moral of a whole slew of passion plays and other stories.

356 GunstarGreen  Apr 1, 2014 6:05:34am

re: #352 Mattand

I’d rather see Obama call a press conference; simply look directly at the audience and say “7 million. Suck it.”; put on some shades; drop his mic; and walk out.

Don’t worry. The bobbleheads have been spinning the number so hard since yesterday that we could shut down all of the hydroelectric power plants in the nation, hook them up instead, and still have plenty of power. It was surreal listening to Hannity fumble around coming up with excuse after excuse after excuse as to why the numbers didn’t actually count.

I can’t imagine having to live a life that was so predicated on refusing basic reality.

357 GunstarGreen  Apr 1, 2014 6:07:23am

re: #228 Kragar

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Its shit like this that makes me want to tell people they can go fuck their religious beliefs.

As far as I’m concerned, there is no “want”, there is just “do”. Your “religious freedom” ends the very instant it starts interfering with my medical care. It is long, long past time that we started asserting this.

358 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 1, 2014 6:07:54am

re: #356 GunstarGreen

Don’t worry. The bobbleheads have been spinning the number so hard since yesterday that we could shut down all of the hydroelectric power plants in the nation, hook them up instead, and still have plenty of power. It was surreal listening to Hannity fumble around coming up with excuse after excuse after excuse as to why the numbers didn’t actually count.

I can’t imagine having to live a life that was so predicated on refusing basic reality.

And Karl Rove is awaiting a report on negative ACA enrollment from Ohio.

359 Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2014 6:13:07am

re: #358 Feline Fearless Leader

And Karl Rove is awaiting a report on negative ACA enrollment from Ohio.

At this moment there are no articles discussing Obamacare on the front page of Free Republic.

This is not an April Fools’ joke.

360 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 6:15:16am

re: #349 Chrysicat

Ehhh, they wouldn’t be satisfied at this point unless Biden followed him and made way for President Boehner, would they?

“Biden rushed to hospital—not expected to live.”

That would satisfy them enough to get rick-rolled.

361 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 6:15:51am

PUSHCARTS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

362 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 6:17:20am

BREAKING: Administration announces end of Welfare & Food Stamps, will provide everyone with a pushcart & a bushel of apples.

363 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 6:22:18am

The ego self-stroking in the media world never ends. I mean, someone planted this seed, otherwise, why would Bloomberg spend the money?

‘Game change’ for Bloomberg?

capitalnewyork.com

“As part of a developing digital strategy, Bloomberg L.P. has talked to the prominent political journalists John Heilemann and Mark Halperin about launching a new politics offering, sources tell Capital.

(snip)

“Sources said that independent channels focused on politics and business are two such initiatives, and that Bloomberg Business is one of the names being considered for the latter product.

“As for the former, it’s unclear whether Heilemann, who presently writes for New York magazine, or Halperin, who works at Time, are interested in pursuing a potential politics play at Bloomberg. But sources said that the possibility has become a topic of conversation in Bloomberg’s Washington offices.”

But give them control over content and they’ll bite in a heartbeat. I never much saw the current Bloomberg site as much more than primarily business in the first place, even though it does offer limited current news.

364 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 6:35:43am

OK, now I’ve seen the results of hacking firsthand and in the last 5 minutes.

Who the hell did we piss off this time, and why are they so much better with their attacks than other threats that were dealt with within an hour in the past?

365 Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2014 6:37:30am
366 Archangelus  Apr 1, 2014 6:38:07am

re: #364 Chrysicat

Must have blinked, what’d i miss?

367 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 1, 2014 6:39:22am

Hmm, April 1 and the manager from payroll/Treasury is passing out envelopes. Bonus, or pink slip?

368 Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2014 6:40:04am

re: #364 Chrysicat

OK, now I’ve seen the results of hacking firsthand and in the last 5 minutes.

Who the hell did we piss off this time, and why are they so much better with their attacks than other threats that were dealt with within an hour in the past?

Did we just lose about 10 minutes, 15 minutes ago?

369 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 6:40:56am

re: #366 Archangelus

For the second time in 9 hours, I got a page just reading “MDB2 Error: unknown error” instead of my content when I tried to load.

370 Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2014 6:42:05am

re: #369 Chrysicat

For the second time in 9 hours, I got a page just reading “MDB2 Error: unknown error” instead of my content when I tried to load.

Same, thought it might be local.

371 GunstarGreen  Apr 1, 2014 6:42:13am

re: #369 Chrysicat

For the second time in 9 hours, I got a page just reading “MDB2 Error: unknown error” instead of my content when I tried to load.

Would indicate a database error of some sort, likely a connection issue. Not necessarily a hack, but. I couldn’t begin to speculate, not having access to any logs.

372 William Barnett-Lewis  Apr 1, 2014 6:42:29am

Testing? Haven’t been able to post since last night and updings are getting a db connect error. Trying again.

373 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 6:43:50am
374 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 6:44:16am

From last night:

375 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 6:45:14am

re: #371 GunstarGreen

Would indicate a database error of some sort, likely a connection issue. Not necessarily a hack, but. I couldn’t begin to speculate, not having access to any logs.

The type of ‘connection issue’ arising from a DDoS attack, perchance? Because that’s what I suspected when I was waiting for 4 minutes last night just to see the error screen…

376 Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2014 6:45:52am

re: #374 Pie-onist Overlord

From last night:

Took a look through various server logs, and I’d just like to say that China is being a real pain in the ass on the Internet.

I blame Stephen Colbert.

377 Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2014 6:48:24am

And now, for the not-funny part of the morning, Why I Despise My Governor, Part XXXIV:

Alabamans Struggle Most to Afford Healthcare and Medicine

gallup.com

378 Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2014 6:49:05am

re: #373 Chrysicat

WHAT!?! April Fools’…..right??

379 HappyWarrior  Apr 1, 2014 6:49:48am

re: #378 Dr. Matt

WHAT!?! April Fools’…..right??

No, that would be Rand doing something reasonable.

380 darthstar  Apr 1, 2014 6:50:40am

Love it. Good morning everyone.

Image: aca_chart_140330b.png

381 Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2014 6:52:15am

re: #380 darthstar

Love it. Good morning everyone.

Image: aca_chart_140330b.png

That’s awesome. haha

382 Romantic Heretic  Apr 1, 2014 6:52:24am

re: #261 Gus

Humans. They drive me crazy.

It’s why I have as little to do with them as possible/

383 lawhawk  Apr 1, 2014 6:57:21am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area.

Twitter, realizing that they need to do something to catch up to facebook and google in advertising, has decided to expand the 140 character limit in their tweets. To access this feature, you need to hit ctrl-prtscn and then ctrl-p in the text box.

I was originally thinking of doing an epic flounce for April Fools, but that’s a tired trope and one that really just wastes everyone’s time. This one is just slightly less so (though Twitter is indeed a time-waster, especially on a day like today. Or you can go to CNN and see what April fools look like every day

BTW, if today’s April Fools Day, what does Mr. T to? Does he pick a single fool to pity, or everyone?

384 Timothy Watson  Apr 1, 2014 6:58:07am

re: #361 Pie-onist Overlord

PUSHCARTS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

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Right, because these experts of United States government have never heard of the Small Business Administration.

385 Timothy Watson  Apr 1, 2014 6:58:43am

re: #361 Pie-onist Overlord

PUSHCARTS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

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Also, where in the United States Constitution does the government have the power to help small businesses?

386 makeitstop  Apr 1, 2014 6:59:05am

re: #356 GunstarGreen

Don’t worry. The bobbleheads have been spinning the number so hard since yesterday that we could shut down all of the hydroelectric power plants in the nation, hook them up instead, and still have plenty of power. It was surreal listening to Hannity fumble around coming up with excuse after excuse after excuse as to why the numbers didn’t actually count.

I can’t imagine having to live a life that was so predicated on refusing basic reality.

After rolling out every lie in the Republican Big Book of Lies, they still couldn’t stop it.

Take that, you lying bastards, and choke on it.

387 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 1, 2014 7:00:41am

re: #386 makeitstop

After rolling out every lie in the Republican Big Book of Lies, they still couldn’t stop it.

Take that, you lying bastards, and choke on it.

They will now proceed to ignore it until September, and then campaign based on it being their idea in the first place.

Besides, BENGHAZI!
///

388 lawhawk  Apr 1, 2014 7:00:55am

re: #385 Timothy Watson

Also, where in the United States Constitution does the government have the power to help small businesses?

The same place that requires we give multi-billion tax breaks to corporations like Catepillar, GE, and others who use the tax code as their personal piggy bank by exploiting every legal method to reduce their tax burden to zero (or as close as possible in ways that individual taxpayers could only dream).

389 Dark_Falcon  Apr 1, 2014 7:01:58am

re: #41 Skip Intro

RWNJs pissing in their pants again.

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Except it was a dance.

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And these aren’t Chinese flags.

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And a 5 second Google search will turn up pictures of M.O waving American flags.

These people are just sick.

nowtheendbegins.com

They aren’t terrified, the people who’ll go after Michelle Obama for that image want to see images like that in order to validate their hatred.

390 Chrysicat  Apr 1, 2014 7:02:08am

Wow. I’m not usually superstitious, but I could stand to get another upding to get my karma off this three-sixes number as quickly as possible…;-p

391 GunstarGreen  Apr 1, 2014 7:03:34am

So apparently the GM ignition switches case is before congress, and the perfunctory “Why in the hell didn’t you recall them, yo?” came up.

And of course we got the usual hemming and hawing, even though everyone in that room and everywhere across the nation knows the real answer. I don’t understand why we bother wasting time on this kabuki theater.

The answer is “Because chancing that people would be killed was worth the extra profit and I wanted that bonus”. That is always the answer, every single time, and everyone knows it.

392 Timothy Watson  Apr 1, 2014 7:03:37am

re: #384 Timothy Watson

Also, the Republican-controlled Congress in 1996 as well as the Bush Administration attempted to eliminate the Small Business Administration.

393 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  Apr 1, 2014 7:04:04am

If it’s any consolation for your troubles connecting to LGF, Gmail has been running at a snail’s pace for me all day, and even worse now.

394 darthstar  Apr 1, 2014 7:06:47am
395 Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2014 7:06:53am

re: #387 Feline Fearless Leader

They will now proceed to ignore it until September, and then campaign based on it being their idea in the first place.

Besides, BENGHAZI!
///

The number will go up significantly during the months, driven by various extensions for those locked out by the system and the large number of Americans who will have qualifying life events like job changes, marriage, children, etc.

396 William Barnett-Lewis  Apr 1, 2014 7:08:05am

re: #361 Pie-onist Overlord

PUSHCARTS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

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The US Small Business Administration

Geeze Wingnut, I know teh googlez is teh hard for you but still even you 2 brain cell wonders should be able to figure this out.

397 darthstar  Apr 1, 2014 7:08:43am

Conservatives tell women to remember the fourth R - the one between M and S.

washingtonpost.com

398 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 7:09:10am

re: #389 Dark_Falcon

They aren’t terrified, the people who’ll go after Michelle Obama for that image >want to see images like that in order to validate their hatred.

They fail to realize that all they are doing is playing to the choir while totally alienating anyone with half a brain.

399 darthstar  Apr 1, 2014 7:13:26am

Ha! April Fool’s from the pic pedant (twitterer who debunks photoshop and cropped images)

400 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 1, 2014 7:15:19am

re: #392 Timothy Watson

Also, the Republican-controlled Congress in 1996 as well as the Bush Administration attempted to eliminate the Small Business Administration.

Because the best way to aid small business is to eliminate taxes and regulations, then nothing can prevent them from creating jobs, jobs, jobs…

/

401 Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2014 7:18:12am

re: #391 GunstarGreen

So apparently the GM ignition switches case is before congress, and the perfunctory “Why in the hell didn’t you recall them, yo?” came up.

And of course we got the usual hemming and hawing, even though everyone in that room and everywhere across the nation knows the real answer. I don’t understand why we bother wasting time on this kabuki theater.

The answer is “Because chancing that people would be killed was worth the extra profit and I wanted that bonus”. That is always the answer, every single time, and everyone knows it.

Another example of the joke that is the “benevolence” of the free market. That in the calculation between the savings of just building the cars as-is and the cost of implementing the fix to make them safer to drive, GM decided to pocket the difference and gamble that the number killed would not exceed the savings from fixing their own product. They’ll make all sorts of excuses, they’ll no doubt hang this millstone around some unlucky exec’s neck and shitcan him (but not before they pay his contract termination fee, effectively paying him to leave), and in the outrage will last as long as it takes for the recalled cars to be fixed and put back on the road.

402 Lidane  Apr 1, 2014 7:20:08am

This is my shocked face:

403 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 7:22:02am

I wonder if this

S&P 500 hits new all-time intraday high at 1,884 - @jolingkent, @MarketWatch
end of alert

has anything to do with this

US construction spending up 0.1% in February despite drop in housing construction - @AP
end of alert

404 GunstarGreen  Apr 1, 2014 7:22:45am

re: #397 darthstar

Conservatives tell women to remember the fourth R - the one between M and S.

washingtonpost.com

It’s just funny watching a handful of “token republican women” telling a room full of republican men that the real solution to the GOP’s female problem is for women to stop giving a damn about themselves and just get married to let the men do everything for them.

Wait, no, that doesn’t sound quite right…

Sad. That’s the word I was looking for.

re: #402 Lidane

This is my shocked face:

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y so shok’t?

It was never about “principles” or “religious freedom” for H-L. It was always about controlling their female employees, forcing them to obey the skydad against their will using their coverage plans as the tool of force.

405 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  Apr 1, 2014 7:23:24am

Found a possible explanation to Gmail being slow. It seems someone hacked into the Coinbase databases and extracted lists of usernames and their email addresses, then posted some of the results at pastebin.com.

A lot of those are gmail addies (mine is not on this list), so Google’s servers are probably being indundated with spam.

406 iossarian  Apr 1, 2014 7:23:31am

I heard that the origin of April Fools is that it was in April a few years ago that the Republicans first started telling women, gays, brown people and other assorted minorities that Democrats were the cause of all their troubles.

407 NJDhockeyfan  Apr 1, 2014 7:23:56am
408 lawhawk  Apr 1, 2014 7:24:16am

re: #391 GunstarGreen

So apparently the GM ignition switches case is before congress, and the perfunctory “Why in the hell didn’t you recall them, yo?” came up.

And of course we got the usual hemming and hawing, even though everyone in that room and everywhere across the nation knows the real answer. I don’t understand why we bother wasting time on this kabuki theater.

The answer is “Because chancing that people would be killed was worth the extra profit and I wanted that bonus”. That is always the answer, every single time, and everyone knows it.

And of course everyone is wondering if the new CEO is going to get canned because of the actions of her predecessors who signed off on the initial ignition lock issue (the one that caused several deaths, significant injuries, and a potential coverup that may survive the GM reorganization liability limitations because GM leaders buried the details).

The new CEO shouldn’t be fired for the actions of her predecessors. She’s engaging in a wide ranging recalls to get ahead of problems before they turn into a nightmare like the older ignition lock problem.

A few pennies saved to build an insufficiently robust ignition lock will now cost GM hundreds of millions (or more).

But remember, it’s always the union’s fault that the companies went belly up.

409 iossarian  Apr 1, 2014 7:26:03am

re: #408 lawhawk

A succinct legal question I have here is: if a corporation is found to have taken actions that directly lead to the death of individuals, for its own personal gain, can that corporation receive the death penalty as a result?

If not, why not?

410 GunstarGreen  Apr 1, 2014 7:27:25am

re: #409 iossarian

A succinct legal question I have here is: if a corporation is found to have taken actions that directly lead to the death of individuals, for its own personal gain, can that corporation receive the death penalty as a result?

If not, why not?

Because corporations are people, my friend, unless it would be inconvenient. Then they’re not people until we need them to be people again so we can continue giving them benefits by fucking everyone else.

411 HappyWarrior  Apr 1, 2014 7:27:36am

re: #402 Lidane

This is my shocked face:

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Hopefully that’s something that the justices notice. HL is full of crap.

412 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 1, 2014 7:29:07am

re: #409 iossarian

A succinct legal question I have here is: if a corporation is found to have taken actions that directly lead to the death of individuals, for its own personal gain, can that corporation receive the death penalty as a result?

If not, why not?

Can, but won’t effect things. Corporation would just spin most of itself off into a subsidiary or partner, and lead the shell to be executed. A neat trick, but hard to pull off (legally) as a human being.

413 Dark_Falcon  Apr 1, 2014 7:29:28am

re: #391 GunstarGreen

So apparently the GM ignition switches case is before congress, and the perfunctory “Why in the hell didn’t you recall them, yo?” came up.

And of course we got the usual hemming and hawing, even though everyone in that room and everywhere across the nation knows the real answer. I don’t understand why we bother wasting time on this kabuki theater.

The answer is “Because chancing that people would be killed was worth the extra profit and I wanted that bonus”. That is always the answer, every single time, and everyone knows it.

We have this kabuki theater so that Congress can express how ‘concerned and angry’ its members are without having to actually pass legislation regarding the matter.

414 Justanotherhuman  Apr 1, 2014 7:29:41am

re: #409 iossarian

A succinct legal question I have here is: if a corporation is found to have taken actions that directly lead to the death of individuals, for its own personal gain, can that corporation receive the death penalty as a result?

If not, why not?

Yes, because, after all my friend, corporations are people!

415 ObserverArt  Apr 1, 2014 7:30:23am

Morning! Happy Fool’s Day. Watch where you step!

I see there seems to be some confusion over Colbert’s outrage from late last week. This whole thing is a great example of the ‘net out of control.

For those still confused a couple of links to put things in context. The first one is the Washington “Redskins” NFL site with the announcement that kicked the whole mess off. The second site has the original Colbert show’s sports report video where he cracked on the Washington team and used the “slur” that got tweeted after the show and really got the shit storm going.

Redskins Launch Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation

A Lot Of People Are Upset Over The Colbert Report’s ‘Ching Chong Ding Dong’ Joke

Everyone knows or should know the NFL and team owner Dan Snyder have been back and forth over him changing the name of the team. To try to tamp down the outrage over the name Snyder started a foundation and in his own way of completely missing the point named the foundation with the offending name in it. Duh! DerppyDo to the extreme.

Colbert went from there. The outrage then followed. Hopefully with some background people will understand where Colbert was coming from.

Sorry if I am going over ground already gone over, but I saw in this thread where it might not be too clear what got the ball rolling. And I must admit…I cringed big time when I saw Colbert being compared to Limbaugh.

416 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 1, 2014 7:36:07am

re: #412 Feline Fearless Leader

Can, but won’t effect things. Corporation would just spin most of itself off into a subsidiary or partner, and lead the shell to be executed. A neat trick, but hard to pull off (legally) as a human being.

Sort of like the movie The Prestige

RBS

417 Dark_Falcon  Apr 1, 2014 7:39:12am

re: #409 iossarian

A succinct legal question I have here is: if a corporation is found to have taken actions that directly lead to the death of individuals, for its own personal gain, can that corporation receive the death penalty as a result?

If not, why not?

In theory, yes, but in practice that only happens to small companies. Mid-size and large businesses are usually able to carry the spinoff maneuver Oaktree described, which is almost always permitted by the government because it results in fewer job losses and less financial disruption.

418 Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2014 7:41:30am

re: #415 ObserverArt

Morning! Happy Fool’s Day. Watch where you step!

I see there seems to be some confusion over Colbert’s outrage from late last week. This whole thing is a great example of the ‘net out of control.

For those still confused a couple of links to put things in context. The first one is the Washington “Redskins” NFL site with the announcement that kicked the whole mess off. The second site has the original Colbert show’s sports report video where he cracked on the Washington team and used the “slur” that got tweeted after the show and really got the shit storm going.

Redskins Launch Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation

A Lot Of People Are Upset Over The Colbert Report’s ‘Ching Chong Ding Dong’ Joke

Everyone knows or should know the NFL and team owner Dan Snyder have been back and forth over him changing the name of the team. To try to tamp down the outrage over the name Snyder started a foundation and in his own way of completely missing the point named the foundation with the offending name in it. Duh! DerppyDo to the extreme.

Colbert went from there. The outrage then followed. Hopefully with some background people will understand where Colbert was coming from.

Sorry if I am going over ground already gone over, but I saw in this thread where it might not be too clear what got the ball rolling. And I must admit…I cringed big time when I saw Colbert being compared to Limbaugh.

You should contribute your excellent post to the “Save the Derp Fund”, an Internet site dedicated to explaining the punchline to idiots.

419 ObserverArt  Apr 1, 2014 7:50:57am

re: #418 Decatur Deb

You should contribute your excellent post to the “Save the Derp Fund”, an Internet site dedicated to explaining the punchline to idiots.

Just trying to help. I was a tad bit confounded when I saw LGF Lizards not informed. That is so rare around here. And Limbaugh and Colbert comparisons was just…well, I won’t go there. I’ll just say I was surprised. You would think that past behavior of both would have been enough to maybe throw up some caution signs. So, I wanted to see if I could get up the stop sign.

420 Pie-onist Overlord  Apr 1, 2014 8:00:42am

re: #391 GunstarGreen

So apparently the GM ignition switches case is before congress, and the perfunctory “Why in the hell didn’t you recall them, yo?” came up.

And of course we got the usual hemming and hawing, even though everyone in that room and everywhere across the nation knows the real answer. I don’t understand why we bother wasting time on this kabuki theater.

The answer is “Because chancing that people would be killed was worth the extra profit and I wanted that bonus”. That is always the answer, every single time, and everyone knows it.

Also too: LET’S HANG THAT BROAD/CHICK/DAME/SKIRT/C*** OUT TO DRY.

421 lawhawk  Apr 1, 2014 10:07:47am

re: #409 iossarian

A succinct legal question I have here is: if a corporation is found to have taken actions that directly lead to the death of individuals, for its own personal gain, can that corporation receive the death penalty as a result?

If not, why not?

Corporations provide a certain amount of immunity for the owners/shareholders of the corporation. That’s why corporations are a preferred form for a business. However, certain kinds of actions may be so egregious that you can go after corporate officers for their actions.

The corporation itself is a legal fiction, and the complicating issue here is that GM already went through a bankruptcy reorganization, meaning that those recalls/liability issues may still sit with the old GM entity, not the new GM. Lawyers may try to claw back because of the criminality/hiding the evidence in the ignition lock case, but that’s not a sure thing.


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