Lest we believe that conspiracy theories about allowing Ebola to spread are isolated to Africa, the far-right is convinced that Obama is trying to TAKE OUR GUNZ by creating the conditions for a mass epidemic. In case you needed more proof Infowars and the Tea Party are hazardous to public health:

Ebola Outbreak Can Lead to Gun Confiscations, Martial Law

The Obama administration is placing its chess pieces on the board to checkmate gun owners, and a potential Ebola outbreak could be just the crisis that leads to such an endgame.

And in power grabs directly pertaining to the current Ebola crisis, last week President Obama granted himself the power to apprehend and detain Americans who merely show signs of “respiratory illness” and the Center for Disease Control is even ready to quarantine Americans who are not sick at all.

That’s right, gun owners! Obama is ready to initiate a totally unprecedented military deployment on American soil. From our cold, infected hands, men!