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How Ben Shapiro Spent His Time During Michael Brown’s Funeral

Just more of the same Breitbart race-baiting
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So what was strange, twisted right wing hatchet man and malevolent garden gnome Ben Shapiro doing yesterday while the funeral of Michael Brown took place?

He was busily digging up examples of funerals that weren’t attended by Obama administration officials. And look! He made them into a listicle, for ease of hating: 6 FUNERALS OBAMA CARED LESS ABOUT THAN MICHAEL BROWN.

On Monday, the funeral of 18-year-old Michael Brown, who was shot under disputed circumstances by Officer Darren Wilson, took place. Slated attendees included Snoop Dogg, Governor Jay Nixon (D-MO), Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO), P. Diddy, Spike Lee, Jesse Jackson, and giving the eulogy, Al Sharpton.

The White House has also sent three aides to the funeral: Broderick Johnson of My Brother’s Keeper Task Force; Marlon Marshall, deputy director of the White House Office of Public Engagement; and Heather Foster, adviser for the Office of Public Engagement.

Which begs the question: why would the Obama administration send not one but three attendees to the funeral of a strong-arm robbery suspect who allegedly punched a police officer in the face - but ignore the funerals of other, more worthy characters?

It’s absolutely SHOCKING — that someone like Shapiro, who supposedly went to Harvard Law School, doesn’t understand the meaning of the phrase “begs the question.”

The article? It’s the usual Breitbart race-baiting incitement; I won’t bore you with the idiotic details. (One inadvertently funny note: with his usual perfectionism and attention to detail, Shapiro refers to singer Whitney Houston as “Whitney Housing.”) But once again we see the Breitbart audience responding in that adorable Pavlovian way, spewing all kinds of outright racism and repulsive hate speech in response to Shapiro’s bloviations.

Here’s a sample of the creepiness; I’m hiding it by default because, as usual, it’s ugly beyond belief, like turning over a rock in a sewer.

Obama is and probably always will be a Chicago thug. He only sends his people to the funerals of high profile fellow thugs.

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If the Black Community gave a damn about their living black males as much as they appear to care about the dead ones, we’d have less of these events.

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Law abiding conservative TEA Party Patriot citizens, their counterparts in the military, Government. Police, Firemen, Services, Business, etc., etc, are vastly outnumbered by criminals, schemers, thugs, takers, and layabouts! It took a century for communism to squeeze the life out of America and now Communist control “everything”; do you really expect they’ll allow citizens to exercise their vote in free and open ‘elections’ to remove them from “Power”? The world is entering a second “Dark Ages” and the slate of recorded History is about to be wiped clean. Expect our Libraries, museums, collections, and History to be obliterated in the blink of an eye!

[…]

“Oh da pain!” “Oh da pain o’ bein’ a black man in a white man’s world!” “Whut am I gonna do?” “I jus’ can’t take dis anymo’ ” “Lordy, lordy!”

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The wookie be sayin’ check yo white privilege!

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Here are the nicest words oBAH!ma could ever repeat on a golf
course: “I’m having a stroke,” “I’m having a stroke,” “I’m having a
stroke”!

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Cigars purloined from the local quickmart were passed out after the services.

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Exactly. I can just hear that scrawny jive-asss Big Al saying to everybody at the funeral “Yeah baby, thanks to brutha Mike, dis here is one fine tastin’ see-gar!”

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see AMERICA- the conservatives were NOT wrong when they told you that obama doesnt know what class is—he only knows what thuggery is and he LOVES it! notice how our AMERICA has spiraled downhill and out of control——yeah—he is doing it intentionally-wake up people!

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Happy NOW, Dark America and your pale sycophants?

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Obama is no different than the rest of the jives in the black community, they all prefer “fresh white poozy” instead of “the black musk”.

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Did they smoke blunts to mark his passing?

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I wonder if it was Big Al or P. Diddy who picked up the tab “fo’ all da fried chiggin’ ” at the reception they had afterwards?

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You have to be careful using select words that are pre-programmed into the website computer to be filtered out, words like “s—t” “asss” etc. You have to modify the word slightly as indicated.

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When the muslim mulato issues his EO amnesty ploy, how long will it take the entitlement crowd to figure out they have to split the gubment goodies another 15 million ways.

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Why does this surprise anyone? Barack Hussein Obama is a truly evil man and he loves to show his devotion to evil every chance he gets. Hopefully we’ll see his funeral very soon! We can dispose of his evil ass in the same manner we did his evil brethren Osama Bin Laden. Hell, why wait, let’s do it now!

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Thuggie got what he deserved.

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I wonder when Breitbart is going to pick up on the story of Ralph Weems, a white Marine who was brutally beaten by a pack of black animals in West Point, Mississippi?

On and on it goes, crazy ranting, overt white supremacism, conspiracy theories, and whining about being falsely accused of racism followed by sickening racist comments.

In other words, the right wing blog business model.

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