Republicans Suddenly Against Campus Rape: MOAR GUNS Needed
Image via ShutterstockIn today’s mixed up conservative America, there’s absolutely nothing that can’t be fixed with the application of MOAR GUNS: In Bid to Allow Guns on Campus, Weapons Are Linked to Fighting Sexual Assault.
“If you’ve got a person that’s raped because you wouldn’t let them carry a firearm to defend themselves, I think you’re responsible,” State Representative Dennis K. Baxley of Florida said during debate in a House subcommittee last month. The bill passed.
Who can argue with that? Oppose guns on campus and you’re clearly in favor of rape. In fact, you’re the real rapist. Obviously.
According to Nevada Republican assemblywoman Michele Fiore, all those hot coed babes just need an equally hot firearm, and pretty soon campus rape will be a thing of the past. (Sorta like Republicans are now.)
The sponsor of a bill in Nevada, Assemblywoman Michele Fiore, said in a telephone interview: “If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them. The sexual assaults that are occurring would go down once these sexual predators get a bullet in their head.”
Remember, these are the very same people who want to force women to give birth to rapists’ babies, so you better arm up, you young, hot little girls, you.
