North Carolina Pastors Raise “Christian Flag” Above US Flag

“The Lord just laid on me”
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Two Baptist pastors in North Carolina’s Cleveland County have decided it would be a great idea to raise a “Christian flag” above the American flag. Who knew there was a “Christian flag?”

Yes, these are the same people who freak out if anyone looks cross-eyed at a US flag, and are throwing huge tantrums over taking down the Confederate battle flag from the South Carolina statehouse grounds.

Pastor Rit Varriale said, “Our typical flag etiquette is to have the American flag above the Christian flag. But when you stop and think about it, it should be our commitment to God first, then our commitment to country.”

Fellow pastor Walter Wilson helpfully explained that he’s been hearing disembodied voices commanding him to do things like this: “As I was changing the rope one day, the Lord just laid on me that he is first and when he told me that, I switched the flags around.”

And of course, the main impetus behind this bizarre idea is the Supreme Court’s ruling making same sex marriage legal throughout the US; the ruling that has apparently driven most of the religious right over the cliffs of insanity.

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