The Sharks Circle - Chris Christie and Mike Huckabee Snipe at Ben Carson

A catchy new slogan: “I never hit my mother with a hammer”
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Chris Christie has been bounced to the “also-ran” section of the next Republican debate because his poll numbers have slipped so much, so he’s trying to get some attention for his fading campaign by taking shots at Ben Carson.

“I heard him this morning say he’s been more scrutinized than anybody in the race, and it’s unfair,” Christie told host Chris Cuomo. “Is he kidding?”

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“Did he watch what I went through in January of 2014 for months and months of relentless attacks from people in the media and in the partisan Democratic Party, when it turned out I did absolutely nothing wrong?” he said.

“I haven’t gotten a note of apology from anyone,” Christie continued. “A couple of days of being asked about something you put in your books, I have to tell you, I don’t have a lot of sympathy. He should answer the questions forthrightly and directly. If he does, the American people will accept it. If he doesn’t, then he’s got a problem.”

Mike Huckabee is fresh from his appearance at a conference organized by a loon who thinks gays should be executed, and his campaign is basically on its last legs too, so he’s also acting very bitchy toward the front runner, saying, “I never hit my mother with a hammer.”

Maybe Mike can make one of his fancy meme graphics for this catchy new slogan.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee assured viewers during an appearance on Monday’s episode of “Morning Joe” on MSNBC that he “never stabbed anybody.”

“I will go on record today and tell you this, Mika: I never hit my mother with a hammer and I never stabbed anybody,” Huckabee said. “Never wrote about it either.”

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