Shhh, everybody… I think we’re not supposed to notice that Donald Trump wrote this letter from his doctor himself.

This is Trump’s doctor. For serious. https://t.co/1OCR7rF5EE pic.twitter.com/LQkgFOCOOM

— Neil Irwin (@Neil_Irwin) December 14, 2015

Would it be unsporting to point out that Donald Trump actually claimed a medical exemption from the draft during the Vietnam War?

And then, we have this from the Donald:

I am proud to share this health report, written by the highly respected Dr. Jacob Bornstein of Lenox Hill Hospital. https://t.co/5RZa5of0TR

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2015

Uh… it was written and signed by Dr. Harold Bornstein. Good grief. He can’t even keep his story straight when it’s right there in front of him.

Credit where it’s due department: the image above was discovered by an LGF commenter on Free Republic (where it wasn’t credited), but it’s actually an altered version of this work by Jason Heuser.