Bob and Chez Podcast o’ the Day: The Oregon Militia Dildo Pile-On

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Today’s episode of The Bob & Chez Show tells the hilarious story of a big pile of dildos. No, I’m not talking about the militants up there in Oregon; I’m talking about what happened when they asked people to mail them supplies.

Leave the Dicks In: Oregon Militia Not Happy With Their Packages; Hilarious New Oregon Video; Remembering David Bowie; Breaking News from Iran; Judge Punishes Ammon Bundy; Previewing the State of the Union; Bob’s Short Review of The Big Short; Bernie versus Hillary; The Latest Dem Polls from Iowa and New Hampshire; and much more.

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121 comments
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 13, 2016 • 12:57:17pm

Moar persecution of law-abiding Constitutionalist patriot Americans by mean and nasty leftists who hate America.

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 12:59:29pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:00:22pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

Snork.

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lawhawk  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:00:35pm

We’re going to continue to do good for our country…

by breaking multiple state and federal laws, including vandalism, trespass, theft of service, unauthorized use of federal computers, grand theft (stealing/using FWS vehicles), etc.

The laundry list of crimes grows with each passing day.

It’s no wonder the Bundy nuts got bag upon bag of dicks. They got what they deserve.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:00:55pm

Apparently, Ritzheimer is convinced that this is some sort of convoluted Obama conspiracy, rather than just two drunk assholes with loaded guns.

Facebook Post

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nines09  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:01:41pm

re: #3 Kragar

Ah. Tarp Man comes into focus…..And….No, no, no….They are recorders……You blow into them…..

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wrenchwench  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:01:43pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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‘We’re not going to let you liberal haters distract us into making a stupid video about all the junk you sent… Oh, wait.’

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Charles Johnson  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:08:00pm

I love how Ritzheimer says all those packages are full of hate. Who knew dildos = hate?

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lawhawk  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:09:47pm

So, they’re expecting debate crashers? One that happens to be an asterisk? Cue the clown car.

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lawhawk  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:10:57pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

I love how Ritzheimer says all those packages are full of hate. Who knew dildos = hate?

And that’s why Kragar’s suggestion to send lube works. #Bundyeroticfanfic.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:11:01pm
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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:11:09pm

Doucette’s Facebook page is littered with various arrest warrants for county officials from sheriffs to local judges as well as memes explaining how the “word legal means undoing God’s Law,” a video showing how you can run a car on water, and an article on how to keep bees indoors. His Facebook also includes a letter to Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper asking why he and the attorney general did not have an “oath of office” on file.

On his Facebook page, he also links to an article about ranchers Dwight and Steven Hammond, whose imprisonment for arson on federal lands was the inspiration for the standoff at Malheur. According to the article, their ranch — which adjoins the Malheur refuge — is sitting on “Natural Gas And Uranium that China Wants.”

Doucette is also a bit of a science denier and conspiracy theorist. He has posted about how he doubts that the world is really round. He flat out said on Facebook that “we do not live on a Globe.”

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lawhawk  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:12:40pm

re: #13 Kragar

Oh, so a conspiracy nut who thinks that protecting federal lands from encroachment and development, which is the point of a NWR, somehow allows China to exploit the gas and mineral resources under the NWR?

Bugnuts doesn’t begin to cover these dangerous and deluded Bundy nutters.

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nines09  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:13:04pm

re: #13 Kragar

Fluoride. No doubt.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:13:08pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

I love how Ritzheimer says all those packages are full of hate. Who knew dildos = hate?

The giant pink dido of hate.

I like it.

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:15:00pm

re: #16 Aunty Entity Dragon

The giant pink dido of hate.

I like it.

Someone needs to take that photo of the moron blowing the horn to call God and replace the horn with a dildo

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nines09  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:17:51pm

re: #16 Aunty Entity Dragon

The giant pink dido of hate.

I like it.

Giant Pink Dildo minus batteries equals hate.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:20:14pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:20:49pm
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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:25:14pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

@mikepolkjr
See, this is what happens when you don’t have a gay friend to tell you what looks good on you.

Well, she is wearing red, white and blue

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:25:36pm

re: #18 nines09

Giant Pink Dildo minus batteries equals hate.

They didn’t send batteries? Oh, the anger is understandable then.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:27:19pm

re: #17 Kragar

Someone needs to take that photo of the moron blowing the horn to call God and replace the horn with a dildo

Slaanesh approves.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:27:40pm

re: #22 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

They didn’t send batteries? Oh, the anger is understandable then.

more lube will make up for lack of batteries.
Or so I have been told….

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:28:11pm

re: #23 Aunty Entity Dragon

Slaanesh approves.

Is Slaanesh even still around?

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jaunte  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:30:07pm

re: #22 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

They didn’t send batteries? Oh, the anger is understandable then.

And none of the dildos are even in a mossy oak camo finish. It’s like people are trying to make these patriots into targets.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:30:14pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

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This is what happens when you wear your “going out to dinner” clothes and going out to dinner for you means all-you-can-eat BBQ at the greasy spoon joint two blocks down the road.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:30:41pm

re: #25 Kragar

Is Slaanesh even still around?

In 40K, as far as I know. In fantasy…who knows?

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:31:43pm

re: #28 Aunty Entity Dragon

In 40K, as far as I know. In fantasy…who knows?

There have been rumors….

New Chaos has been hinted at.

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ObserverArt  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:32:03pm

re: #26 jaunte

And none of the dildos are even in a mossy oak camo finish. It’s like people are trying to make these patriots into targets.

Dammit…the glow in the dark one I sent was found out?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:32:06pm
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Jenner7  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:33:08pm
Bin Laden is still alive
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jaunte  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:33:15pm

re: #30 ObserverArt

You should have put it in a ‘tactical glow stick’ package.

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nines09  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:33:18pm

re: #22 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

They didn’t send batteries? Oh, the anger is understandable then.

He could have swept off the table screaming “AND WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES??!!???!!”

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CuriousLurker  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:33:45pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

I love how Ritzheimer says all those packages are full of hate. Who knew dildos = hate?

I had to laugh at him complaining about people wasting time and money on hate after all the hate he has shown & encouraged towards Muslims. It also makes me want to snark about just “telling the truth” instead of being PC (like the wingnuts always claim when they want to rag on Muslims or other minorities).

These assholes can dish it out, but they can’t take it. That’s what they’re so terrified of, that they’ll be treated the same way they’ve treated others. Karma is a bitch if you’ve been dishing out bad stuff. To borrow from Hinduism:

Now as a man is like this or like that,
according as he acts and according as he behaves, so will he be;
a man of good acts will become good, a man of bad acts, bad;
he becomes pure by pure deeds, bad by bad deeds;

And here they say that a person consists of desires,
and as is his desire, so is his will;
and as is his will, so is his deed;
and whatever deed he does, that he will reap.
 Brihadaranyaka Upanishad, circa 700 BCE

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nines09  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:35:32pm

re: #32 Jenner7

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Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chereeeeee….I’m a massive tool as you can plainly see….

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:35:35pm

Dreher wants us all to know he is very, very angry about all those jokes getting spread around about Kim Davis and we are anti-Christian bigots.

It is not surprising that someone in Tynan’s senior position in the tech world thinks that about conservative Christians. What is so revealing is that he didn’t think before tweeting it — as if it were such a normal thing to think and say that it was no big deal to tweet it.

Remember that Brendan Eich was forced from the company he helped to found not because he tweeted abusive and vulgar insults about gays and lesbians, but because he made a small private contribution to the Prop 8 campaign. A Dan Tynan can tweet something incredibly bigoted, and … you watch, nothing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:35:37pm
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jaunte  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:36:07pm

re: #32 Jenner7

Winter Is Coming
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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:36:12pm
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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:37:24pm

Bundyland: Two devout Mormon brothers have created a fantasy camp for commandos in Eastern Oregon.

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:37:38pm

re: #39 jaunte

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Yeah, wear brown cammies and face paint, but keep your scuzzy ass white beard. You’ll blend in.

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ObserverArt  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:39:38pm

re: #35 CuriousLurker

I had to laugh at him complaining about people wasting time and money on hate after all the hate he has shown & encouraged towards Muslims. It also makes me want to snark about just “telling the truth” instead of being PC (like the wingnuts always claim when they want to rag on Muslims or other minorities).

These assholes can dish it out, but they can’t take it. That’s what they’re so terrified of, that they’ll be treated the same way they’ve treated others. Karma is a bitch if you’ve been dishing out bad stuff. To quote form Hinduism:

Ol’ Jonny Ritzheimer seems to have a big disconnect with reality. He is so far up his own ass he can’t understand people are mocking him/them in very creative ways and willing to spend some money to make a point.

After this, I wonder if he will actually have a wife and kid(s) to go back home to, or if they have already changed the locks and gotten the judges to file the protection order to keep him away. They should have had enough of the embarrassment by now and know Jon is the laughingstock of America.

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CuriousLurker  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:39:58pm

I can’t help but wonder if the Iranian are going to start trolling the GOP, just for shits & giggles. I mean, sheesh, the RWNJ response to pretty much everything is #WAR!!11!

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Mike Lamb  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:40:13pm

re: #12 Dave In Austin

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And vaginas created rapists, amirite?

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:40:54pm

re: #44 CuriousLurker

I can’t help but wonder if the Iranian are going to start trolling the GOP, just for shits & giggles. I mean, sheesh, the RWNJ response to pretty much everything is #WAR!!11!

What is it good for?

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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:41:36pm

This just got retweeted by a “Christian, strong conservative” Ted Cruz supporter from Gulfport, MS.

She obviously didn’t look through my feed. I’m everything that’s wrong with America according to her.

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EPR-radar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:41:38pm

re: #37 Aunty Entity Dragon

Perhaps Dreher would care to explain how his opinion that people who don’t believe in his preferred (and doubtless very specific) version of Christianity will spend eternity being tortured in Hell for thought crime is supposed to be loving rather than hateful.

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451_Montag  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:41:41pm

re: #46 Decatur Deb

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:42:14pm
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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:42:37pm
At issue is state compliance with the 2005 REAL ID Act, which requires states to meet minimum security requirements for their state-issued ID cards such as driver’s licenses.

State-issued driver’s licenses and identification cards from Illinois, New Mexico, Missouri, Washington and Minnesota can no longer be used to obtain a visitor’s pass, officials at Fort Bragg in North Carolina, White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico, Fort Drum in New York, Fort Leonard Wood in Missouri and Fort Leavenworth in Kansas announced this week, because those cards don’t comply with federal standards.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:43:14pm
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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:43:47pm

re: #49 451_Montag

Absolutely nothing

War - Edwin Starr (Original Vinyl)

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CuriousLurker  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:43:50pm

re: #46 Decatur Deb

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing. ;-)

Edwin Starr - War (What is it good for) + Lycris HQ!!

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CuriousLurker  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:45:01pm

re: #49 451_Montag

re: #53 Decatur Deb

GMTA

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nines09  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:46:03pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

Before I would go into a Waffle House back in the day, I would do a mental over/under on arm tats on the cook and how many cigarettes he would smoke while I was there.

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:46:43pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:46:58pm

re: #48 EPR-radar

Perhaps Dreher would care to explain how his opinion that people who don’t believe in his preferred (and doubtless very specific) version of Christianity will spend eternity being tortured in Hell for thought crime is supposed to be loving rather than hateful.

He doesn’t claim to know who will go to hell. He claims that all other forms of Christianity are “nominalist” and doctrinally “suicidal” because they are unhooked from metaphysical and sacramental truths that are eternal and unmovable.

All of you other losers are wrong and I know the Greek polysyllabic arglebargle to prove it !

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CuriousLurker  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:49:08pm

re: #56 nines09

Before I would go into a Waffle House back in the day, I would do a mental over/under on arm tats on the cook and how many cigarettes he would smoke while I was there.

Oh gosh, remember when you could smoke in restaurants (and pretty much anywhere else)? Even high schools—every high school I went to had a smoking area, all you needed was signed permission from a parent.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:50:02pm

re: #59 CuriousLurker

Oh gosh, remember when you could smoke in restaurants (and pretty much anywhere else)? Even high schools—every high school I went to had a smoking area, all you needed was signed permission from a parent.

Whut.
/

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CuriousLurker  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:50:31pm

re: #59 CuriousLurker

My dad used to swear he could make any waitress show up with the food if he lit a cig.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:50:48pm

Danny Ocean and his crew never attempted a caper like this

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:51:23pm

re: #62 FormerDirtDart

Danny Ocean and his crew never attempted a caper like this

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That’s…
Interesting.

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Brian J.  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:52:47pm

re: #62 FormerDirtDart

Danny Ocean and his crew never attempted a caper like this

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Thirty miles of bad road? Sounds more like Carmen Sandiego’s kind of caper.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:53:51pm

re: #64 Brian J.

Thirty miles of bad road? Sounds more like Carmen Sandiego’s kind of caper.

Duane Eddy “Forty Miles of Bad Road”

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jaunte  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:54:09pm

re: #62 FormerDirtDart

What do you build with recycled slabs of concrete road?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:54:23pm

re: #56 nines09

Before I would go into a Waffle House back in the day, I would do a mental over/under on arm tats on the cook and how many cigarettes he would smoke while I was there.

Maybe arm tats are the equivalent of blue bandages for food prep workers - if you slice something off it’s easier to find.
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nines09  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:54:35pm

re: #59 CuriousLurker

The lost art of “catching” a smoke in HS….and the joy of watching cigarettes float in coffee cups beside you in Waffle house….

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withak  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:55:05pm

re: #50 Kragar

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Wow, that had me going for a bit, but Rep. Smith is a fake.

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jaunte  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:55:20pm

Ultra-heavy-duty A frame cabin.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:55:24pm

re: #62 FormerDirtDart

Russian prison service deputy chief arrested for stealing, disassembling, and selling concrete from 30 miles of road

Hopefully this doesn’t give #YallQueda any ideas.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:56:06pm

re: #66 jaunte

What do you build with recycled slabs of concrete road?

A BEEYOOTEEFUL WALL! YOOGE!! And we’ll make Mexico pay Alexander Protopopov for it!

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:56:20pm

Downstairs I posted about Jim Wright ripping into ‘Judge Anna’, who now appears to be planning to join the party in Oregon. Decided I should post the Facebook link:

Facebook Post

I think if she shows up, she will certainly be the craziest person on site.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 1:56:24pm

re: #66 jaunte

What do you build with recycled slabs of concrete road?

In Russia, dunno. After WWII a large number of thick airbase runways in Anglia were torn up for farmland, and the material recycled via re-burning it.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:00:12pm

re: #73 retired cynic

Downstairs I posted about Jim Wright ripping into ‘Judge Anna’, who now appears to be planning to join the party in Oregon. Decided I should post the Facebook link:

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I think if she shows up, she will certainly be the craziest person on site.

Only if she dresses as Betsy Ross.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:04:39pm

HOW TO GISH GALLOP YOUR WAY THROUGH ANY BLASPHEMOUS HEATHEN COMMIE SCIENCE FACTS!!!! SEND MOAR MONEYS TO TEH KOCHS!!!!!1!!!!

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Great White Snark  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:04:45pm

re: #44 CuriousLurker

I can’t help but wonder if the Iranian are going to start trolling the GOP, just for shits & giggles. I mean, sheesh, the RWNJ response to pretty much everything is #WAR!!11!

Hey look at it this way yesterday Iran seized US Navy hostages. President Obama is weak Iran is not afraid of us!!!

President Obama got them released without so much as a phone call. That’s faster than GW Bush trying to get our Navy airmen back from the Chinese right? Weak they say…

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EPR-radar  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:08:07pm

re: #58 Aunty Entity Dragon

He doesn’t claim to know who will go to hell. He claims that all other forms of Christianity are “nominalist” and doctrinally “suicidal” because they are unhooked from metaphysical and sacramental truths that are eternal and unmovable.

All of you other losers are wrong and I know the Greek polysyllabic arglebargle to prove it !

This might be a distinction without a difference. How can other forms of Christianity be doctrinally suicidal unless they get you sent to Hell?

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:08:10pm

re: #77 Great White Snark

CL & RWC I think that the President re-read his copy of Sun Tzu and is applying it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:10:33pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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Video

This is some of the greatest comedy ever performed and it is real-life America. Onion and Daily Show got nothing to top this.

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freetoken  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:12:11pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s the ol’ Robe-of-many-colors fashion statement.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:16:15pm

re: #76 The Vicious Babushka

HOW TO GISH GALLOP YOUR WAY THROUGH ANY BLASPHEMOUS HEATHEN COMMIE SCIENCE FACTS!!!! SEND MOAR MONEYS TO TEH KOCHS!!!!!1!!!!

Those silly climate change ALARMISTS!!! By the way did you know that Obama has destroyed America stolen our Constitution and is a Muslim Brotherhood Caliphate?

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freetoken  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:17:11pm

The hate right is still in lather mode over Haley’s repsonse to the SOTU.

What a bag of misfit miscreants they are.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:17:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:18:07pm

mic drop…

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:19:23pm

re: #83 freetoken

The hate right is still in lather mode over Haley’s repsonse to the SOTU.

What a bag of misfit miscreants they are.

For the past 8 yrs they’ve been salivating over whoever gave the anti-Obama, post SOTU speech. I guess they’re getting a little harder to satisfy.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:20:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:21:33pm
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:23:20pm

re: #87 The Vicious Babushka

@viciousbabushka I read it she didnt deny anything Most of Americas wealth was gained after the civil war during the industrial revolution
— joe

Is this no punctuation thing a thing on the right?

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Lidane  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:24:18pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s also what happens when you don’t have any sympathetic straight friends to tell you that the SOTU is an occasion to wear your nicer clothes.

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Testy Toad T  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:29:09pm

re: #76 The Vicious Babushka

HOW TO GISH GALLOP YOUR WAY THROUGH ANY BLASPHEMOUS HEATHEN COMMIE SCIENCE FACTS!!!! SEND MOAR MONEYS TO TEH KOCHS!!!!!1!!!!

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A damned (ha) outrage that they use a picture from North Cascades NP, which will be unrecognizable for my grandchildren.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:30:48pm

Don’t bother the Rage Furby right - he is very busy destroying Twitter.

Facebook Post

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Targetpractice  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:32:16pm

re: #92 Charles Johnson

Don’t bother the Rage Furby right - he is very busy destroying Twitter.

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Rage is a hell of a drug.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:32:42pm

Alright, people. Nate is putting it down:

2016 Primary Forecasts

projects.fivethirtyeight.com

(Format tip—use the arrows in the box to cycle the pending primaries.)

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:33:12pm

re: #92 Charles Johnson

Don’t bother the Rage Furby right - he is very busy destroying Twitter.

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Twitter doesn’t stand a chance now.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:33:57pm

re: #92 Charles Johnson

Don’t bother the Rage Furby right - he is very busy destroying Twitter.

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hahahahahahaha Priceless.

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makeitstop  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:35:16pm

re: #73 retired cynic

Her facebook page is a tiny battered brightly painted car full of manically laughing clowns colliding with a burning church bus filled with screaming mental patients being run over by a circus train driven by Elvis and Bigfoot falling off a cliff into a sea of Jim Jones’ favorite flavor of grape juice.

BWAAAhahaha. Jim Wright, you slay me, man.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:37:57pm

re: #89 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Is this no punctuation thing a thing on the right?

It’s a Twitter thing to get within the 140 limit.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:38:59pm

re: #94 Decatur Deb

Alright, people. Nate is putting it down:

2016 Primary Forecasts

projects.fivethirtyeight.com

(Format tip—use the arrows in the box to cycle the pending primaries.)

It’s been a little while since I’ve issued my customary Donald Trump Cannot Win The GOP Nomination statement. Because he’s not a serious candidate, polls won’t translate into voters, blah blah blah.

/

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:39:14pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

Apparently, Ritzheimer is convinced that this is some sort of convoluted Obama conspiracy, rather than just two drunk assholes with loaded guns.

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Who cares what Ritzidiot thinks? His friend was killed because he was fooling around with a loaded gun while he brain was addled by alcohol. President Obama has more important issues to think of than drunk terrorist sympathizers.

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freetoken  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:39:33pm

re: #94 Decatur Deb

I read yesterday the 538 tap dance routine. Lots of words later I didn’t know exactly what they were predicting, other than it is hard to predict the future.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:40:02pm

re: #97 makeitstop

BWAAAhahaha. Jim Wright, you slay me, man.

Of whom is Mr. Wright speaking here?

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:41:17pm

re: #87 The Vicious Babushka

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Ayn Rand sounds like such an awful person. No wonder Rightwingers love and adore her.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:41:25pm

re: #102 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Of whom is Mr. Wright speaking here?

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:42:22pm

re: #101 freetoken

I read yesterday the 538 tap dance routine. Lots of words later I didn’t know exactly what they were predicting, other than it is hard to predict the future.

It’s still pretty early and the aggregated national polls are still crap. 538 has a skewing algorithm that ought to improve as the feeders shape up. Still fun to see something on the felt.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:46:31pm

Santilli is a fucking asshole…

Conservative broadcaster Pete Santilli accused a 15-year-old Oregon girl who cried at a town meeting of “prostitution” on Wednesday.

Earlier this week, Judge Steven Grasty’s granddaughter, Ashlie Presley, choked up at a Burns town meeting while explaining that Ammon Bundy’s armed takeover of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge had put the community in fear.

“I should not have to be scared in my own hometown,” Presley said. “I know that all of my friends have been scared and have come to me to know what to do.”

While broadcasting from the refuge on Wednesday, Santilli said that Grasty had turned his granddaughter into a “prostitute.”

“That judge was prostituting his granddaughter for political purposes,” he opined. “I’m going to call it for what it is. If it were my granddaughter, I would not treat her like a prostitute like he did.”

According to Santilli, opponents of Bundy’s militants were a “bunch of effing communists” because they had allowed the girl to express her fear in public.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:47:22pm

Pure klass:

Militant broadcaster brands 15-year-old girl a ‘prostitute’ for crying in fear at Oregon town meeting

Conservative douche bag broadcaster Pete Santilli accused a 15-year-old Oregon girl who cried at a town meeting of “prostitution” on Wednesday.

Earlier this week, Judge Steven Grasty’s granddaughter, Ashlie Presley, choked up at a Burns town meeting while explaining that Ammon Bundy’s armed takeover of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge had put the community in fear.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:48:06pm
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TedStriker  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:50:03pm

re: #108 Charles Johnson

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I wonder how many sent the Bundy folks the “Big Black Stud” (aka “Pure Alabama Black Snake”) model?

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:51:15pm

re: #92 Charles Johnson

Can’t wait for a short squeeze to happen. It’ll be brutal.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:52:04pm
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Bubblehead II  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:54:43pm

Lizards, been an interesting day of lurking, but it’s time to call it a day.

As always, may the Deity of your choice smile down upon you and yours.

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Sionainn  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:56:11pm

re: #59 CuriousLurker

Oh gosh, remember when you could smoke in restaurants (and pretty much anywhere else)? Even high schools—every high school I went to had a smoking area, all you needed was signed permission from a parent.

We didn’t even need a signed permission slip from a parent. We also could leave campus for lunch.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 2:58:41pm

Santilli sounds like someone who can spot a hooker a block away.

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Sionainn  Jan 13, 2016 • 3:01:31pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’m surprised Orly hasn’t shown up.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 13, 2016 • 3:21:00pm

re: #108 Charles Johnson

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Only in America….

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Shimshon  Jan 13, 2016 • 3:46:02pm

bipartisanreport.com

Co-Founder Of Anti-Obama March Shot Between The Eyes By Organizer Over Gun Dispute

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 13, 2016 • 3:59:02pm

re: #117 Shimshon

bipartisanreport.com

Co-Founder Of Anti-Obama March Shot Between The Eyes By Organizer Over Gun Dispute

I’m having real difficulty not violating De mortuis nil nisi bonum right now.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Jan 13, 2016 • 4:13:27pm

I have to thank whoever sent that dildo to those idiots, THANK YOU!! That totally worthwhile donation to their cause has given the internets a beautiful gift; a picture (and video!) of bad-ass NeoNAZI white supremacist militia ‘member’ Jon Ritzheimer holding a dildo. A picture he has to live with from now on. A picture that is going to pop up every time his name is in the news.

Jon really knows how to make all of the wrong choices in life…lol!

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Dave80  Jan 13, 2016 • 5:11:05pm

re: #101 freetoken

538 is very good as long as they are working with situations that look like situations that have happened in that past. Will Trump win; Cruz? I don’t know nobody does at this point. The old paradigm is at the least stretched to the breaking point but may hold. 538 does not and really because of their make up can not deal with a situation like this with any particular certainty. They will probably be more reliable when it comes to the general though given everything in motion that will probably be dicier than it has been as well.

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Shimshon  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:24:58pm

re: #120 Dave80

538 is very good as long as they are working with situations that look like situations that have happened in that past. Will Trump win; Cruz? I don’t know nobody does at this point. The old paradigm is at the least stretched to the breaking point but may hold. 538 does not and really because of their make up can not deal with a situation like this with any particular certainty. They will probably be more reliable when it comes to the general though given everything in motion that will probably be dicier than it has been as well.

Nate has constantly repeated the fact that his polling only gets it right when it is close to election time. All of these news stories are just filling air trying to get clicks for ads and create controversy because controversy sells.


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