Today’s Right Wing Derp Hurricane: Hillary Is a Satanist!

And Sean Hannity goes for it
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Meathead: Mike Cernovich

Just when you thought the right wing had hit absolute rock bottom, they break through the other side of the Earth into an entirely new dimension of derp, accusing Hillary Clinton and John Podesta of Satanism. Yes, I said SATANISM. Booga booga!

What century is this, again?

This reeking garbage truck of political madness is all over the right wing blogs, but the most whacked out post I’ve seen comes from “men’s rights advocate” and rape apologist Mike Cernovich: Podesta Emails Reveal Clinton’s Inner Circle as Sex Cult with Connections to Human Trafficking.

(This goes to an archived version of his deranged post, because I won’t send any traffic to his ugly website.)

The Stupidest Man on the Internet Jim Hoft also jumped all over this story, of course: Wikileaks: Podesta Involved in “Spirit Cooking” Dinners and Cult Activity.

And so did Wikileaks, the source of the email that led to this frenzy of foolishness:

And then, the Stupidest Man on Fox News threw his derp hat in the ring:

If you really want to peek through the window of right wing derangement, check out this Twitter hashtag for the real bad crazy: #SpiritCooking.

This fake story is so ridiculous and idiotic we shouldn’t even have to debunk it, but here’s a good post by Richard Bartholomew if you want the straight dope on what it’s actually about:

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