Hilarious: What Alex Jones Rants Would Sound Like as a Bon Iver Song
This is what Alex Jones’ rants would sound like as a Bon Iver song. “Jones Iver” by @NickLutsko - download the song for free here: http://www.superdeluxe.com/jonesiver
This is what Alex Jones’ rants would sound like as a Bon Iver song. “Jones Iver” by @NickLutsko - download the song for free here: http://www.superdeluxe.com/jonesiver
BREAKING: In rare joint letter, insurers say Cruz amendment “unworkable in any form” and will lead to “widespread terminations of coverage.” pic.twitter.com/hrtKIshIcd
— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) July 15, 2017
My British-born husband takes his oath of citizenship today. In the packet for new Americans, the welcome letter from POTUS is from Obama. 😂 pic.twitter.com/O56cMj0hhx
— Aisha Sultan (@AishaS) July 14, 2017
I never watch these “hilarious” vidieos…but I watched this one…mostly because I’ve never listened to more than two or three sentences from Alex Jones. Holy bugfuck crazy, Batman! He’s a freak!
And he’s better put to indie folk music.
This is one of the most brilliant things ever.
re: #3 FormerDirtDart
God, I hope this oversight isn’t fixed until 2020.
A friend of a friend of mine works in the White House and said Trump is extremely unhappy with this photo of himself. Do NOT retweet this! pic.twitter.com/Huhzq3oyPJ
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) July 14, 2017
re: #4 darthstar
And he’s better put to indie folk music.
It’s much more relaxing than his original death metal.
Driving, listening to NPR, and heard E.J. Dionne (I think) refer to someone who should be famous for coining, “If it’s a sin to lose, then cheating will become a sacrament.”
Yesterday, Pres. Carter fell ill, dehydrated while building a Habitat home. Today he’s back on site, hard at work.
Never underestimate old. pic.twitter.com/BXaUcM4djo— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) July 14, 2017
39 may outlast 45.
Pretty sure the on-hold music for Wells Fargo is what you hear in the waiting room for unanesthetized oral surgery in Hell.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 15, 2017
re: #10 jaunte
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39 may outlast 45.
39 actually has this thing called a work ethic.
Tomorrow morning = breakfast at Wimbledon. Venus v. Forgot name
The news media in the West pose a far greater danger to Western civilization than Russia does.
— Dennis Prager (@DennisPrager) July 14, 2017
Selling out your nation for ratings and the most incompetent president ever. (By the way, Prager is a member of the western media. Doy.) https://t.co/CgrRQumcdZ
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) July 15, 2017
Prager used to be semi-reasonable, but ever since the first black president was elected he’s gone all crazy-pants. Like most conservatives.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 15, 2017
Prager’s twitter timeline is one big ad aimed at harvesting that sweet conservative resentment cash.
Off topic, but the BBC is unveiling the new Doctor this weekend! Can’t wait to find out who it’s going to be.
CNN says 8 people, including 3 still unidentified, attended the Don Trump Jr. meeting with the Russians. Oops. https://t.co/eOgNrKtybc
— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) July 14, 2017
Three still unidentified! Unreal. Waiting to find out they were Alex Jones, Mike Cernovich and Chuck C. Johnson. https://t.co/haArHdhSEf
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 15, 2017
re: #18 plansbandc
Off topic, but the BBC is unveiling the new Doctor this weekend! Can’t wait to find out who it’s going to be.
Betting — sadly — on another white guy.
I don’t even watch the show, but I could make a nice case that the actress who played Bill should be the new Doc.
re: #3 FormerDirtDart
Geez, I can’t think of a clearer display of incompetence.
The water tower gave up calling me, it called the other water water operator an hour ago (I guess it swings both ways).
She and I are going to sit down with the manuals tomorrow and try to figure out what the heck is wrong with our alarm system. (The two well pumps are trying to run at the same time, it rings when there is not a problem, &c.)
I’m glad computers have solved all our problems and saved us so much time. /s
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1) Russians are attackin’ twitter users with an app that makes Twitter think you’re tryin’ to approve a malicious…— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) July 14, 2017
And this is just ONE FUCKING MEETING. We’re just beginning to find out how deep this shitpile is.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 15, 2017
re: #19 Charles Johnson
Personally I’m hoping it’s Pence, McConnell/Ryan and Sessions.
— MsJoanne (@MsJoanne) July 15, 2017
The news media in the West pose a far greater danger to Western civilization than Russia does.
— Dennis Prager (@DennisPrager) July 14, 2017
I agree, Fox News has been horrible for civilization…wait, this one of those moments were Fox News doesn’t get counted as ‘media’ again? https://t.co/EKjTNfkDXe
— High-Quality K (@Citizen_Kryptik) July 15, 2017
The Constitution anticipates a President like this. It does not anticipate a Congress so indifferent to a President like this.
— Jeff Yarbro (@yarbro) July 14, 2017
latest photograph of meeting pic.twitter.com/6XOhi1FJVa
— darth:™ (@darth) July 14, 2017
Heh.
EXCLUSIVE: Former Soviet counter-intelligence officer attended meeting with Donald Trump Jr. and Russian lawyer https://t.co/YfwcRzktOg pic.twitter.com/Y5pr1GAEo6
— NBC News (@NBCNews) July 14, 2017
The obvious question: If the meeting was a “waste of time” & a “nothing burger,” why lie after lie after lie?https://t.co/AscbTcl8Ck
— Stephen Hayes (@stephenfhayes) July 14, 2017
Good question: here’s another: if it wasn’t a nothing burger then what came of it? https://t.co/SQT7nq8RKU
— Brit Hume (@brithume) July 14, 2017
That is a good question. But if you break into a bank only to find the safe empty, that doesn’t mean you did nothing wrong. https://t.co/QseJRpNdcD
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 14, 2017
Not a good analogy. Better analogy is if you hold a meeting to plan a bank robbery and nothing comes of it. No plan, no robbery. https://t.co/898xJGMbI9
— Brit Hume (@brithume) July 14, 2017
I’m terribly sorry I’m going to have to ask you to stop talking about criminal law.https://t.co/0hwUquHsDm
— NothingburgerPopehat (@Popehat) July 14, 2017
re: #21 Anymouse 🌹
OMG the water tower is CHEATING on you!!!
Well, just realized why I never ever listen or watch Alex Jones. All that bigotry and hateful lying going unanswered is just enraging. Even set to Bon Iver I was getting more angry by the verse. I got pretty good anger management skills. That guy puts them to the test as much as our so called President does.
I think what gets me a little bit is the memory of CL writing, well posting and Paging out her frustration at the anti Muslim hate and sheer heartlessness of it all. May we all keep finding the time and strength to push back.
Without going all Godwin on all of you, this headline gives me the creeps.
In memo, Trump administration weighs expanding the expedited deportation powers of DHS
The Trump administration is weighing a new policy to dramatically expand the Department of Homeland Security’s powers to expedite the deportations of some illegal immigrants.
Since 2004, the agency has been authorized to bypass immigration courts only for immigrants who had been living in the country illegally for less than two weeks and were apprehended within 100 miles of the border.
Under the proposal, the agency would be empowered to seek the expedited removal of illegal immigrants apprehended anywhere in the United States who cannot prove they have lived in the country continuously for more than 90 days, according to a 13-page internal agency memo obtained by The Washington Post.
The new guidelines, if enacted, would represent a major expansion of the agency’s authority to speed up deportations under President Trump, who has made border security a top priority.
So Subway had some new Eye-talian sammich that has deli meats I’ve never heard of. Is Subway too high-brow for me? Is it ok to take people there without being considered a snob? Maybe David Brooks can advise.
re: #31 wheat-dogg
Without going all Godwin on all of you, this headline gives me the creeps.
This kinda has met freaked a little.
#HHS awards $80.8M in funding for #treatment drug court programs for people involved in #CriminalJustice system https://t.co/iW2aTfTt3u pic.twitter.com/yrsTgD98jO
So people have to enter the criminal justice system to get drug use help - leaving them with a criminal record for life? https://t.co/eGrxz0a4QS
— MsJoanne (@MsJoanne) July 15, 2017
re: #33 stpaulbear
Wow. That photo is hideous.
I’m honestly not sure of its authenticity. Vic Berger is well known for doctoring real photos just so, making the subjects absolutely hideous.
re: #35 teleskiguy
I’m honestly not sure of its authenticity. Vic Berger is well known for doctoring real photos just so, making the subjects absolutely hideous.
I think it is shopped.
Naughty penguin of the month pic.twitter.com/98BRFSe3Kv
— Sara Tasker (@meandorla) July 3, 2017
re: #23 Charles Johnson
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The way things are going, Junior’s meeting with Russians had more people involved than…
re: #29 mmmirele
OMG the water tower is CHEATING on you!!!
I’m going to have to dump it, since it seems to want to swing the other way. /s
It was an already established fact. There wasn’t so much as a clarification needed.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) July 14, 2017
But then if you’d had similar conversations with the same sources on numerous occasions you might not…
— J sheffield (@Mr_JSheffield) July 14, 2017
re: #35 teleskiguy
I’m honestly not sure of its authenticity. Vic Berger is well known for doctoring real photos just so, making the subjects absolutely hideous.
Shopped. Good eye.
re: #41 Stanley Sea
Shopped. Good eye.
It’s still funny/hideous! Vic Berger has been doing a swell job of keeping me sane on Twitter with his photos, videos, and that ever-present air horn.
re: #45 Anymouse 🌹
I’m out for a nap … I leave you with Neil Finn’s video that someone else posted here a couple months ago … Don’t Dream It’s Over - Crowded House
We know when they come to build a wall between us … they won’t win.
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A favorite!
re: #46 retired cynic
A favorite!
I have it as one of my taglines in my E-mail to county or state officials … all of whom are Republicans …
OMG.
TRUMP: The border wall will have to be see-through so people don’t get hit with giant sacks of drugs https://t.co/lRzbnqhR4A— Hawaii Delilah (@HawaiiDelilah) July 15, 2017
Obama championed green technologies. This fucker is championing see-through apartheid walls so people don’t get hit by sacks of drugs. https://t.co/PKp3dcCIxn
— Hawaii Delilah (@HawaiiDelilah) July 15, 2017
I just keep picturing mimes on the border acting like there’s a wall there and Trump announcing how amazing it is. https://t.co/9IaV8jSKfG
— Apparent Steve (@Steverocks35) July 15, 2017
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This photo of Russians waiting to meet with Trump Jr is amazing pic.twitter.com/vgflW6c0n8
— TBogg (@tbogg) July 15, 2017
Happy Bastille Day everyone! Maybe we’ll have real cause to celebrate when next year’s installment rolls around.
re: #48 jaunte
There should be people on top of the wall, like lifeguards, who could warn people on this side of things being thrown from the other side. /
Recently been exploring the joys of Ben & Jerry’s “One Love” flavor, and realize I’ve been underappreciating banana ice cream all my life.
I’ve decided to start tweeting at people “Watch your back, b*tch!” In honor of America’s lawyer, Marc Kasowitz!
— Soledad O’Brien (@soledadobrien) July 15, 2017
These people are sick.
WATCH: Fox News host @LisaMarieBoothe: Hillary Clinton would “literally sell her daughter…literally sell her only child to be President.” pic.twitter.com/YwUsuISjU9
— Yashar Ali (@yashar) July 15, 2017
I’ve decided to start tweeting at people “Watch your back, b*tch!” In honor of America’s lawyer, Marc Kasowitz!
— Soledad O’Brien (@soledadobrien) July 15, 2017
line of people outside Trump Tower waiting to get into last year’s meeting pic.twitter.com/LWURnLX8YA
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) July 15, 2017
If the press is finding out all this Russia chicanery at about three to five bombshells a week, what the fuck does Bob Mueller know???
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Agree. Some impulses need to be resisted.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 15, 2017
re: #58 bratwurst
These people are sick.
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That explains why Chelsea is a slave. Oh wait. She’s happily married and doing her own thing.
I used to kinda like Steve Kornacki, but damn, he’s turned into Chuck Todd Lite.
re: #63 HappyWarrior
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Speaking of which, BioLogos put up a new video of physicist Ard Louis attacking ID, but at the same time lamenting those nasty worldview-evolutionists:
Evolution and Intelligent Design with Ard Louis
Can’t link to the Vimeo video directly, so you’ll need to go to their site to view, but they have a transcript:
[…]
Then you have evolution as a kind of a world view. From George Gaylord Simpson, “Man is a product of a process which did not have him in mind. He was not planned.” Those are theological statements that are put on top of evolution.
[…]
While that statement of Simpson may be considered “theological” - though the better term is teleological - the problem is that the onus when asserting that man is an intentional (planned) product of evolution is on those who want to propose this.
Here is where BioLogos is doing the Jesus-shuffle.
[Intelligent Design is] also problematic, I think, because it’s not based enough on Scripture. The difficulties for Christians in interpreting the evolutionary story in Scripture have to do with natural history. It has to do with the idea that the world is old. Is the world old or is the world young? That’s where some people feel the Bible and science have some friction. I think that’s not necessary. That’s where important interpretative work has to happen. I worry that this intelligent design argument pulls us away from the Bible in a way that isn’t helpful.
This assertion by Louis - the need for “interpretive work” -
is just stating that there is a need for new quest for concordism. But the concordism route has been shown to be futile, because the holy books of Christianity are rife with errors.
No matter how hard they try, BioLogos can’t escape that they suffer from the same problems as all creationists. To them, their third way (not literal Biblical creationism, not ID) - “evolutionary creationism” - is somehow superior.
But it’s not. It still suffers from the same fallacies as all arguments from mysticism.
re: #51 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines
Happy Bastille Day everyone! Maybe we’ll have real cause to celebrate when next year’s installment rolls around.
Maybe by that time patriotic crowds and loyalist troops will have stormed Trump Tower, routed the defending Christo-fascist militia, and freed the Democrats and journalists imprisoned there.
re: #58 bratwurst
These people are sick.
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She’s a privileged white, bubble-headed bleach blonde on Fox who only regurgitates tired talking points from her GOP overlords.
That anyone takes her seriously at anything is infuriating.
No nation that imprisons its best people is going to become great. @BretStephensNYT on the death of Liu Xiaobo. https://t.co/givdM3lr1r
— NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) July 15, 2017
And please let Bret Stephens know: no nation that refuses to accept scientific evidence will ever be great, either. https://t.co/wbSVu1yLEj
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 15, 2017
re: #63 HappyWarrior
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re: #58 bratwurst
Jesus Tapdancing Christ. Just another day at Faux Propaganda Channel I see.
re: #62 teleskiguy
“If the press is finding out all this Russia chicanery at about three to five bombshells a week, what the fuck does Bob Mueller know???”
My admiration for Mr. Mueller grows daily by leaps and bounds. He does his job, stays out of the spotlight, and keeps his mouth shut.
re: #73 Unshaken Defiance
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re: #11 Charles Johnson
Of course it is. They want you to go away so they can keep your money.
hahaha:
Congratulations to Trump’s new lawyer, the Duke of Weselton. pic.twitter.com/EqWB57PbBQ
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 14, 2017
re: #79 Interesting Times
Is there a single normal human being in Trump’s circle? Just one?
re: #80 MsJ
Is there a single normal human being in Trump’s circle? Just one?
This is what happens when you hold a job fair in a mental hospital.
re: #82 scottslemmons
This is what happens when you hold a job fair in a mental hospital.
Ahem: A haunted mental hospital.
How to make millennials vote: https://t.co/SQJndyOlKA pic.twitter.com/XS1vOZQW5u
— VICE (@VICE) July 15, 2017
Instead of “I voted” stickers give out free weed, net hats, ironic t-shirts? https://t.co/tqZwKzOYBA
— Frankly My Dear 🐁 (@goddamnedfrank) July 15, 2017
I’m trying to decide if I want the RNC to pick up Trump’s legal costs. (Not that I get to make that decision.) On the one hand, it’s Trump’s choices that got him into this and I hate to see him get away with another grift. On the other hand, I have nothing against the RNC being bled dry either. I guess it’s a win-win.
re: #84 goddamnedfrank
You forgot iTunes and Starbucks gift certificates.
— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) July 15, 2017
re: #79 Interesting Times
hahaha:
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Even more nutty: he’s named Ty Cobb: a distant descendent of the baseball great of the same name (who apparently was a big SOB).
re: #84 goddamnedfrank
Do we really want people to vote who don’t want to vote?
What if all these absent millennials end up being quite fine with voting for the idiocracy?
A right-wing blogger who jokes about ‘f-ggots’ shouldn’t be on the court. Period. https://t.co/FuKq9hZHU6
— Randi Weingarten (@rweingarten) July 14, 2017
Trump and his party are putting birtherite, profane, right wing bloggers on the federal bench, people. This is kakistocracy on steroids. https://t.co/4oh5MpA9pW
— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) July 15, 2017
re: #85 calochortus
It’s less money for the GOP to steal/tamper future elections from, so that’s definitely a win.
I have to say: I’m in no mood for a human rights lecture from a right wing climate change denier. I’ll now self-censor the rest of my tweet.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 15, 2017
re: #90 Interesting Times
The tidbit in the article about the bigot/blogger’s wife raising $14million for McConnell’s campaign seems relevant.
— Samantha (@SamanthaRant) July 15, 2017
Because of course Turtle Fucker McConnell has his greasy prints all over this.
re: #91 Myron Falwell
It’s less money for the GOP to steal/tamper future elections from, so that’s definitely a win.
True. Maybe they’ll both end up spending a bucket of money on it.
Important piece. More to be said. But right’s indulgence of Russian interference in 2016 not simply abt reflexive… https://t.co/PF1yQHxAyW
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 15, 2017
re: #85 calochortus
I’m trying to decide if I want the RNC to pick up Trump’s legal costs. (Not that I get to make that decision.) On the one hand, it’s Trump’s choices that got him into this and I hate to see him get away with another grift. On the other hand, I have nothing against the RNC being bled dry either. I guess it’s a win-win.
They won’t, but don’t bet against them passing a bill letting Trump use the US Treasury to pay all his family’s legal expenses, including Kushner’s.
re: #97 Skip Intro
They won’t, but don’t bet against them passing a bill letting Trump use the US Treasury to pay all his family’s legal expenses, including Kushner’s.
I see them not challenging an executive order Trump will issue that allows him to do as such. Because it frees them of the responsibility.
Kellyanne Conway moves the goalposts with the help of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. #Collusion #ReumpRussia #ImpeachTrump pic.twitter.com/et5leeOnzL
— Sean Corcoran (@seacorc) July 15, 2017
re: #97 Skip Intro
They won’t, but don’t bet against them passing a bill letting Trump use the US Treasury to pay all his family’s legal expenses, including Kushner’s.
Eh, that seems unlikely. If they did, they’d have to hire more lawyers to defend it in court.
Let me suggest the real problem is not the Trump family, but the GOP. To paraphrase Brooks, “It takes generations to hammer ethical considerations out of a [party’s] mind and to replace them entirely with the ruthless logic of winning and losing.” Again, to borrow from Brooks, beyond partisanship the GOP evidences “no attachment to any external moral truth or ethical code.
“Let’s dispense with the “Democrats are just as bad” defense. First, I don’t much care; we collectively face a party in charge of virtually the entire federal government and the vast majority of statehouses and governorships. It’s that party’s inner moral rot that must concern us for now. Second, it’s simply not true, and saying so reveals the origin of the problem — a “woe is me” sense of victimhood that grossly exaggerates the opposition’s ills and in turn justifies its own egregious political judgments and rhetoric. If the GOP had not become unhinged about the Clintons, would it have rationalized Trump as the lesser of two evils? Only in the crazed bubble of right-wing hysteria does an ethically challenged, moderate Democrat become a threat to Western civilization and Trump the salvation of America.
Indeed, for decades now, demonization — of gays, immigrants, Democrats, the media, feminists, etc. — has been the animating spirit behind much of the right. It has distorted its assessment of reality, giving us anti-immigrant hysteria, promulgating disrespect for the law (how many “respectable” conservatives suggested disregarding the Supreme Court’s decision on gay marriage?), elevating Fox News hosts’ blatantly false propaganda as the counterweight to liberal media bias and preventing serious policy debate. For seven years, the party vilified Obamacare without an accurate assessment of its faults and feasible alternative plans. “Obama bad” or “Clinton bad” became the only credo — leaving the party, as Brooks said of the Trump clan, with “no attachment to any external moral truth or ethical code” — and no coherent policies for governing.
— AltYellowstoneNatPar (@AltYelloNatPark) July 15, 2017
U.S. deficits to jump $248 billion over next two years due to tax shortfall https://t.co/C0qq7A9YPj pic.twitter.com/fdeqZSYR3v
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) July 15, 2017
“Rather than explaining that human activity is the cause, the agency’s release instead goes on to state that “the role of greenhouse gases on influencing global temperatures is well understood by scientists, but it’s a complicated topic that can be difficult to communicate.”
thinkprogress.org
re: #105 jaunte
“Rather than explaining that human activity is the cause, the agency’s release instead goes on to state that “the role of greenhouse gases on influencing global temperatures is well understood by scientists, but it’s a complicated topic that can be difficult to communicate.”
thinkprogress.org
grrrrrrrrrrrr
re: #105 jaunte
“Rather than explaining that human activity is the cause, the agency’s release instead goes on to state that “the role of greenhouse gases on influencing global temperatures is well understood by scientists, but it’s a complicated topic that can be difficult to communicate.”
thinkprogress.org
Teachers, dude(tte), explain complicated subjects.
Free Republic is having trouble again. “John” is heading back to San Jose to stare at the servers. Meanwhile a Freeper has offered advice:
To: Jim Robinson
It is a threading problem. Multicore CPU’s don’t play well with legacy code. I know. I code. Have John hunt around in BIOS and turn of hyperthreading and anything to do with multi threads. Add an API call to bind any single request to a single core. [bolding mine]
Now, I know nothing about the matter, but “legacy code?” You mean that it is so outdated and hasn’t been tinkered with in so long that the whole things is tottering?
Tell me again why they need to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars every year to keep this going…
BREAKING- AERIAL PHOTOGRAPH OF TRUMP CAMPAIGN MEETING WITH RUSSIANS pic.twitter.com/VQb1IPMFoF
— I’m So Over This (@Johngcole) July 14, 2017
re: #102 Skip Intro
Defend it against who?
Against the various groups that would consider it a bad idea and illegal to boot.
re: #109 calochortus
Code written in the 1990s qualifies as legacy code. I wonder what OS they use to run it.
re: #112 calochortus
Against the various groups that would consider it a bad idea and illegal to boot.
Once it is passed into law the Dept. of Justice would be in charge of defending it in court.
re: #113 Skip Intro
Code written in the 1990s qualifies as legacy code. I wonder what OS they use to run it.
The reason John has to go back every now and then is he’s the only one with the 5 1/4 boot floppy.
re: #114 Skip Intro
Once it is passed into law the Dept. of Justice would be in charge of defending it in court.
Let by a man who himself is at high risk of being directly implicated. Because why not.
re: #114 Skip Intro
Once it is passed into law the Dept. of Justice would be in charge of defending it in court.
I wonder how much enthusiasm there would be for that amongst the rank and file?
re: #115 Belafon
The reason John has to go back every now and then is he’s the only one with the 5 1/4 boot floppy.
I believe that the hardware they use is so old John has go to a computer boneyard to get spare parts.
re: #117 calochortus
It would depend on whether they wanted to keep their job.
re: #117 calochortus
I wonder how much enthusiasm there would be for that amongst the rank and file?
Depends on how long Fox News, Rush and Lumpy and the rest of the RWNJ cabal can keep the brainwashing effort going.
re: #116 Myron Falwell
Let by a man who himself is at high risk of being directly implicated. Because why not.
It’s all unpresidented!
re: #111 Belafon
#TrumpDontCare There is no truth to the claim -More people at Trump Jr’s seditious meeting than his Dads last rally. Understandable tho
— Daniel Ballard (@RW_Conspirator) July 15, 2017
re: #101 Belafon
“Jennifer Rubin’s on a tear:”
As I recall, Rubin was “on a tear” during the last administration, too, as she rubber-stamped everything the GOP did. A better use of her time then would have been spent identifying the things in this piece that are wrong with her party and its members, but she didn’t. I have zero sympathy for her or Brooks because they aided and abetted the rise of the current crop of GOPers.
Polar bears hurt by climate change are more likely to turn to a new food source — humans https://t.co/HXauIXrp9t
— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 13, 2017
I’m okay with this. https://t.co/Xg46xgBEuE
— Frankly My Dear 🐁 (@goddamnedfrank) July 15, 2017
re: #120 Myron Falwell
Depends on how long Fox News, Rush and Lumpy and the rest of the RWNJ cabal can keep the brainwashing effort going.
I’m sure they’d claim that the Dems should have to pay since this is all their doing.
re: #124 goddamnedfrank
As long as they’re introduced to all the right people.
re: #115 Belafon
There’s a reason why he reads alt.2600, because FR literally runs on an Atari 2600
re: #104 FormerDirtDart
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Here’s that Gohmert speech from earlier today, for those that missed it.
A Republican Just Gave A Horrendously Offensive Speech On The Floor Of Congress #TheResistance https://t.co/X23kPD6JwJ
— Jasper #Ω (@JSavoly) July 15, 2017
I see that Christopher Walken is going to be a guest on the next series of Dr. Gate’s Finding Your Roots.
Is it too much to ask for him to do it in character?
re: #130 freetoken
I see that Christopher Walken is going to be a guest on the next series of Dr. Gate’s Finding Your Roots.
Is it too much to ask for him to do it in character?
Which character?
re: #131 retired cynic
Which character?
Any of them. Run the gamut. But when Gates starts to talk about dead people, Walken needs to go all angelic on him.
re: #130 freetoken
I see that Christopher Walken is going to be a guest on the next series of Dr. Gate’s Finding Your Roots.
Is it too much to ask for him to do it in character?
Who do you want him to be related to? Hopefully Lizzy Borden is in his tree.
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Seems fair
— Nathan Tyree (@nathantyree) July 15, 2017
If we’re lucky maybe the bears will worship us when we’re gone and do all kinds of dumb ass shit in our name.
— Frankly My Dear 🐁 (@goddamnedfrank) July 15, 2017
re: #133 Belafon
Who do you want him to be related to? Hopefully Lizzy Borden is in his tree.
Walken’s parents were immigrants, mother is Scottish and father was German… hmm… sounds like a certain orange President.
re: #110 Myron Falwell
“That’s actual kinda unfair. Kellyanne actually looks lifelike.
:p”
Lifelike and soulless.
So there’s a decent sized wildfire going down in the Los Padres National Forest. I’ve been watching a livestream from one of the antenna farms on a mountain there. It’s been getting kind of hot there.
Latest from the news helicopter in the area was this:
Friday evening #WhittierFire aerial images from @ABC7 sky cam via @CNNNewsource @CHellerTVNews thank you. @LosPadresNF @countyofsb pic.twitter.com/gnu0kM42pF
— Claire Scholl (@ClaireTVnews) July 15, 2017
re: #19 Charles Johnson
CNN says 8 people, including 3 still unidentified, attended the Don Trump Jr. meeting with the Russians. Oops
This should be “publicly unidentified”. Obviously the Trump people know who they are (if they “forgot”, they could always refresh their memories w/camera recordings). They don’t want to tell us who they are.
So, uh… right-wing Sinclair Broadcast Group-owned station @KBOITV is running photos of @deray alongside stories unrelated to him. pic.twitter.com/C2KExDcyG1
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) July 15, 2017
The Gohmert vomit is what happens when someone realizes deep down that their worldview has failed but they can’t allow themselves to change.
re: #141 freetoken
I wonder if Gohmert comments at Gates of Vienna or just lurks.
re: #142 retired cynic
They’re trying to paint a target on him.
‘Steve Bannon has an oil-painting of himself dressed as Napoleon in his study.” We have no image of the painting but here’s a rendition. pic.twitter.com/fUquTwqZgL
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) July 15, 2017
re: #63 HappyWarrior
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I’m out for the evening.
Hasta mañana, Lizards.
re: #150 TedStriker
Jeezus, Trump looks like Ed Bighead from Rocko’s Modern Life…
Only difference is Ed Bighead is green.
re: #134 BigPapa
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Look at this BS…..
Sinclair owned station @KBOITV is using an image of @deray getting arrested at protest for this story about robbery. I’ve asked for comment. pic.twitter.com/UCxV99OgCm
— Yashar Ali (@yashar) July 15, 2017
re: #153 Dave In Austin
Look at this BS…..
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BS indeed, but they forget, to the kind of people who would be influenced by this, “they all look alike” anyway.
re: #155 A hollow voice says, Covfefe.
BS indeed, but they forget, to the kind of people who would be influenced by this, “they all look alike” anyway.
True, but I don’t care, they should be sued out of everything they’ve got. And I know, they could buy the legal system, and it makes me SO MAD! I’m too old to get this blasted angry!
re: #152 Dave In Austin
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re: #153 Dave In Austin
Look at this BS…..
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And Jefferson Beauregard Sessions and Atji Pai will do anything and everything to allow Sinclair to purchase Tribune Broadcasting, and give blessings to them holding (illegal) quadopolies in Oklahoma City and Seattle… because Sinclair is fascist propaganda led straight from the top.
re: #153 Dave In Austin
Look at this BS…..
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Sir, with all due respect Sir, it would be like asking the Völkischer Beobachter for a comment.
— Teo (@Teukka72) July 15, 2017