Samantha Bee: The Roast of Donald Trump (Not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner) [VIDEO]
If the real White House Correspondents’ Dinner won’t roast the President anymore, meet the new Queen of Nerd Prom. #RoastThePresident #NotTheWHCD
If the real White House Correspondents’ Dinner won’t roast the President anymore, meet the new Queen of Nerd Prom. #RoastThePresident #NotTheWHCD
I’m still pissed at the NY Times for not being able to call trump a liar. People are going to die. Fuck trump and fuck the times and I am going to log off and go for a walk on the beach.
re: #1 I Would Prefer Not To
I’m still pissed at the NY Times for not being able to call trump a liar. People are going to die. Fuck trump and fuck the times and I am going to log off and go for a walk on the beach.
No, Trump literally said that after babies are born and are wrapped in a cloth, the mother and doctor decide whether to “execute” the baby.
That is a complete lie. https://t.co/R256q8GxVI— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) April 28, 2019
re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth
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And he didn’t ‘revive an inaccurate refrain’, he made up a new, bigger lie.
For thirty-six years, Richard Lugar proved that pragmatism and decency work—not only in Washington but all over the world. Michelle and I send our warmest sympathies to his family and all those who had the privilege of knowing this American statesman. pic.twitter.com/Oy5DzPwkGb
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) April 28, 2019
crickets so far from the moron
Gold Star widow whose little daughter now owes thousands of $$$ in taxes under Trump still gives GOP benefit of the doubt, says she doesn’t think they meant to harm military families. 🙄 https://t.co/RWZ1389EyW
— Kat 4 Obama (@Kat4Obama) April 28, 2019
re: #5 Patricia Kayden
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but the GOP did harm the families and I haven’t seen a single GOP official attempt to address the problem, much less recognize it exists
re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth
crickets so far from the moron
Who is this Lugar? Never heard of him, can’t be anybody
re: #5 Patricia Kayden
There’s no getting through to half the country it seems like. Trump can literally do no wrong, to the point that if it’s ‘wrong’ then clearly Trump can’t be at fault…
This article blew my mind. They are straightening out strands of DNA by feeding them through nano-tubes and looking for the points where they start replication, to see if they can figure out why those points go awry in cancer, and like diseases. My mind isn’t big enough to handle that!
New Nanotechnology Imaging Technique Sheds Light on DNA Structure
“We’re developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won’t be able to think.”
― Rod Serling
As I Knew Him: My Dad Rod Serling. pic.twitter.com/fxhu84FHfp— Anne Serling (@AnneSerling) April 27, 2019
Trump playing golf today with Lindsey Graham and Rand Paul, two men who have sparred over the years and were former rivals of Trump but now among his staunchest defenders
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) April 28, 2019
re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth
That is because DT made them swear loyalty to him and DT has the NDA’s to prove it.
I hope those states are securing their election systems. Brad just provided targeting information for the next phase of the Russian attack. https://t.co/Be3Fi4GODZ
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) April 28, 2019
re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth
No way NM or CO flip short of illegal chicanery.
re: #14 Ferdinand
No way NM or CO flip short of illegal chicanery.
We have legal chicanery here (NM).
re: #1 I Would Prefer Not To
I’m still pissed at the NY Times for not being able to call trump a liar. People are going to die. Fuck trump and fuck the times and I am going to log off and go for a walk on the beach.
They won’t
BUT
When it comes to Any Democrat, the liars at the SCREW YORK TIMES splash lie after lie about them on the front page of their propaganda rag.
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re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth
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crickets so far from the moron
I imagine Trump learned who Lugar was for the first time today from Pence if at all.
NO.
HE LIED!
Why won’t you come out and say that Trump lied?
When it comes to Hillary you would call her a liar on the front page even if you made up the story in collaboration with Breitbart—WHICH YOU DID WHEN IT CAME TO THE LIE-FILLED “CLINTON CASH” BOOK!— The 3-D Zanti Regent (@josephebacon) April 28, 2019
The NYT is the Don Trump Jr of newspapers…
no matter how much they kiss the moron’s orange ass, he will never like them
re: #5 Patricia Kayden
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Because Tribal loyalty supercedes common sense and educated decision making in our failing democracy.
for the GoT fans here:
Waiting for tonight’s Game Of Thrones episode like:#GamesOfThrones #BattleOfWinterfell pic.twitter.com/G9YVdJUVOj
— Ash (@TheAshMorgan) April 28, 2019
I don’t always share Memes, but when I do, they are good ones. pic.twitter.com/aTByvgdi2a
— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) April 28, 2019
*snerk*
I’d try to explain why this is a problem to @RepThomasMassie but his degree is in engineering so he wouldn’t get it. He is basically the Howard Wolowitz of Congress, but without the endearing, adorable personality. #climatechange https://t.co/2sEkn91Ox6
— Patti M Piatt (@PiattPatti) April 28, 2019
it was a sad day when she lost the election to that mini-RandPaul
re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth
*snerk*
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it was a sad day when she lost the election to that mini-RandPaul
clarification: she actually lost the Dem primary to some no name white guy who didn’t even try to win the election.
(why, yes, there were ratfucking shenanigans going on)
A week ago Banjo suddenly got super lethargic and didn’t want to swim. Took him to ER on Tuesday and found he had advanced tumors on his spleen and liver and it was inoperable. Took him to the beach on Thursday and he chased one ball into the water.
He woke me up at 2am last night to go pee, so we had one last naked walk outside together…he hadn’t woken me up in a couple of months. This morning, his front legs wouldn’t hold him up. So we said good-bye about an hour ago.
He gave me one last goofy look before the vet arrived. God I feel an emptiness right now.
Broadway and Avenue J, Lubbock Texas, 1952:
This is the Great Plains Life Building (now Metro Tower) under construction. At 20 stories and 274 feet it has been the tallest building in Lubbock since it was completed in 1955. For years, it was the tallest building in the world to have survived a direct hit from an F-5 tornado (in 1970) and is still the second tallest.
re: #28 darthstar
So sorry, Darth. Sending a hug.
re: #28 darthstar
I’m so sorry. That last photo is adorable/heartbreaking.
re: #28 darthstar
I’m so very sorry for your loss. 💔💔💔
re: #14 Ferdinand
Agreed. So now the Russians are going to fuck with my vote?
re: #28 darthstar That tender and lovely photo of Banjo… you truly gave him the perfect dog’s life.
re: #28 darthstar
My sympathies on your loss. {{{darthstar}}}
re: #28 darthstar
We said goodbye to our Annie a week ago tomorrow - the heart hole is too big to fill. My condolences.
re: #28 darthstar
A week ago Banjo suddenly got super lethargic and didn’t want to swim. Took him to ER on Tuesday and found he had advanced tumors on his spleen and liver and it was inoperable. Took him to the beach on Thursday and he chased one ball into the water.
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I’ve been there. It always hurts.
lol
The best part is at 1:30 when he gets to a word that he doesn’t know, or perhaps that North made up, and is like “fuck it who cares nothing matters.” https://t.co/2PKd3xevYi
— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) April 27, 2019
I don’t care how anyone dresses but if you spend 200 grand on clothes and your jacket sleeves come down to your knuckles and kids die because of your sick gun fetish I’m definitely going to make fun of you a little.
— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) April 27, 2019
re: #38 dharmamark
We said goodbye to our Annie a week ago tomorrow - the heart hole is too big to fill. My condolences.
I said goodbye to Daisy just a little over a month ago and it still hurts.
and now I’m crying for darthstar and Banjo
Thank you, everyone. Merle seemed to know the vet wasn’t a regular visitor. Didn’t bark at her at all, sat nearby throughout. Eartha did too…in fact, the last few days she hung out on a pad next to him.
I was going to post a pic of that but maybe later when I put together a memorial diary for him.
Thanks again.
re: #28 darthstar
Awful news, there will always be an empty spot there but it will get smaller. Fuck me, I’m crying.
re: #28 darthstar
Darth, I am so so sorry. We all have loved watching him at the beach and manning the truck, for years. I am so glad you have Merle, and the two of you really need each other now. (Edited to add Merle’s name. Senior moment.)
re: #44 jeffreyw
Awful news, there will always be an empty spot there but it will get smaller. Fuck me, I’m crying.
Seriously, my night will be different. Gonna watch bullshit TV or something.
Banjo was loved by LGF.
re: #28 darthstar
A week ago Banjo suddenly got super lethargic and didn’t want to swim. Took him to ER on Tuesday and found he had advanced tumors on his spleen and liver and it was inoperable. Took him to the beach on Thursday and he chased one ball into the water.
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I’m weeping at this loss. You have shared so much of him with us it’s like losing one of my own. I am glad to hear that he was able to spend his last hours at home with the vet coming there. It makes such a difference and is the greatest gift.
re: #28 darthstar
Oh man been there and doing the necessary best thing never comes with more bitterness than then. Feel for you bro.
Rabbi Yisroel Goldstein describes saving children in the Calif. synagogue shooting: “My granddaughter, 4 and a half years old, sees her grandpa with a bleeding hand, and she sees me screaming and shouting, ‘Get out, get out!’ She didn’t deserve to see her grandfather like this.” pic.twitter.com/tB38LHf56F
— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 28, 2019
Jews in our synagogues, Sikhs in their temples, Muslims in their mosques, Christians in their churches- places of prayer turned into bloody murder sites.
Who among us feels safe in their place of worship? It is deeply sad that the devout are so very vulnerable.— Barbara Malmet (@B52Malmet) April 28, 2019
re: #28 darthstar
A week ago Banjo suddenly got super lethargic and didn’t want to swim. Took him to ER on Tuesday and found he had advanced tumors on his spleen and liver and it was inoperable. Took him to the beach on Thursday and he chased one ball into the water.
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Oh, man. I’m gonna miss that dog.
Sympathies, darth. Good boy, Banjo.
re: #28 darthstar
I am so sorry my friend. Oh God. I lost Brutus several years ago and I still morn over him.
Shit.
re: #54 Dave In Austin
I am so sorry my friend. Oh God. I lost Brutus several years ago and I still morn over him.
Shit.
All of us on here are immediately taken back to one of our own. It is a universal talisman. Touch it, and we mourn.
re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth
And the people doing the attacks aren’t anti-religion. They are anti-other-religions.
— (((IntheNumbers))) (@ItsNumbersMan) April 28, 2019
It’s almost as if there’s some sort of pattern at work here… 🤔 https://t.co/KUDiKmdHJI
— Arch1 (@Arch_LGF) April 28, 2019
re: #57 Archangelus
Almost? There is a pattern. It is very obvious. And it should be stopped.
NEW: Four more members of the U.S. armed forces are now under investigation for their ties to the white nationalist group Identity Evropa, bringing the number of Identity Evropa members known to be under investigation by the U.S. military to 11. https://t.co/u2VvRdC7ca
— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) April 27, 2019
re: #58 PhillyPretzel
Almost? There is a pattern. It is very obvious. And it should be stopped.
That’s the battle we’re in, white supremacists vs the rest of us. They have a head start, we have to pull together.
THIS MAKES ME SICK! @realDonaldTrump AND @GOP, YOU OWN THIS SHIT!
Tell us again about your ‘thoughts and prayers’.
Moving an embassy in Jerusalem isn’t going to save our lives! pic.twitter.com/Sb0dDYbmrF— Tris Resists (@TrisResists) April 28, 2019
“Jew-S-A”
lovely…
In Tudor period English, ‘to make a leg payment’ meant ‘to run away from someone you owe money to’.
— Haggard Hawks 📚🦅 (@HaggardHawks) April 28, 2019
re: #28 darthstar
oh shit
So sorry.
You gave him a very happy life; lots of happy memories to think about when the initial shock and hurt starts to fade. You were lucky to have found each other. Condolences on your loss.
Congregants clap welcoming their Rabbi back to synagogue in Poway. Rabbi Goldstein’s hands were shot up by gunman in #synagogueshooting. His right index finger had to be amputated. pic.twitter.com/sm8AWkrith
— Sara Sidner (@sarasidnerCNN) April 28, 2019
Donald Trump’s statement on the Arms Trade Treaty is the final confirmation that he is not the Leader of the Free World, he never has been, and he does not deserve the honour of a State Visit to Britain. He is nothing but a disgrace to his office and a threat to our world order.
— Emily Thornberry (@EmilyThornberry) April 26, 2019
America is on a needless carousel of grief. #Baltimore, we hope your victims survive and wish peace for the victims’ families. https://t.co/JRlWuwzU5v
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) April 28, 2019
Report: 7 shot near Baltimore church
Seven people were wounded by gunfire near a Baltimore church Sunday evening, according to a report by WMAR.
Police told local media shots rang out in the area of Perkins Square Baptist Church, but have not determined exactly where the shooting happened.
44% of *Republicans* support a public option, according to a new AP poll. If this doesn’t wake Republicans & conservatives up about deep dissatisfaction with the private health care system, I’m not sure what will. My new paper on that topic: https://t.co/tekzrihJEd @FREOPP https://t.co/YL0Ouutxol
— Avik Roy (@Avik) April 27, 2019
re: #28 darthstar
Shit, man. I’m so sorry.
re: #60 Patricia Kayden
…bringing the number of Identity Evropa members known to be under investigation by the U.S. military to 11.
Iceberg, tip of.
re: #28 darthstar
Sorry man, late to the login and just saw the bad news.
Condolences.
W/o getting into other critiques Meghan McCain is both completely ignorant abt anti-Semitism and, to put it mildly, not Jewish. How does she keep getting called on to discuss anti-Semitism? What the actual fuck?
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 28, 2019
There are no Rommel statues in Germany. https://t.co/CkWEaKaMu4
— Eric Columbus (@EricColumbus) April 28, 2019
re: #77 Patricia Kayden
::: eyeroll :::
Oy Vey. The more I hear of DT the more I want to see him removed from office.
re: #28 darthstar
Sorry for your loss. I’m a cat person myself, but I can feel for you. When my Samantha (Sammy) passed it left a big hole in my heart. Our Feline/Canine friends are special.
Rabbi wounded in California synagogue shooting on victim Lori Kaye, who was killed trying to protect him: “She personified the ultimate of kindness and generosity.” https://t.co/KPiNzU3zec pic.twitter.com/0Xt8CUINpi
— CNN (@CNN) April 28, 2019
I’m assuming that no one is holding White people hostage at gunpoint and thus diluting their “bloodlines”. **rolls eyes**
It’s long been interconnected. White supremacists hate Jews for “disrupting” “white culture” by helping non-whites destroy white bloodlines. https://t.co/HgtTB85GAl
— Donna Ladd (@DonnerKay) April 28, 2019
He sees cartoons by Ben Garrison and he thinks that’s how he really looks. There must be no mirrors in the White House. I’ll bet Stephen Miller removed them all.
ICYMI: ‘Young, vibrant’ Trump says he’ll beat Biden ‘easily’ pic.twitter.com/3ail3f4S7X
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) April 28, 2019
Whatever show is on NPR, Michigan Radio, right now is ripping Trump new anal orifices. Wow.
re: #82 The Vicious Babushka
I have seen the former VP in person at University of Penn picking up his grand-daughter and he had more energy than most of the parents picking up their kids.
re: #57 Archangelus
Poway Synagogue:
White supremacist.
Christchurch Mosque:
White supremacist.
Tree Of Life Synagogue:
White supremacist.
Mother Emanuel AME Church:
White supremacist.
Oak Creek Sikh Temple:
White supremacist.
Islamic Center of Quebec City:
White supremacist.— Michael Skolnik (@MichaelSkolnik) April 28, 2019
Interesting that only one of the killers (at the Sikh Temple shooting) died on the spot. The others were all arrested with little or no effort to escape. It is as though prison is their martyrdom.
It also seems that anti-immigrant rhetoric has triggered and empowered antisemites. The Tree of Life shooter and the Poway dirtbag both specifically blamed Jews for illegal immigration.
It occurred to me that white supremacist terrorists may be reluctant to die on the scene because they think they will be freed when a racist uprising overthrows the current establishment. All of them seem to expect this and in fact believe that it is imminent.
re: #19 MsJ
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I’m not going to let these fucking Nazis win.
That’s why I just increased my monthly donation to HIAS. It’s my way of saying FUCK YOU to these thugs!
re: #86 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
It occurred to me that white supremacist terrorists may be reluctant to die on the scene because think they will be freed when a racist uprising overthrows the current establishment. All of them seem to expect this and in fact believe that it is imminent.
So boosting the mortality rate for white-supremacist terrorists might serve as a deterrent?
Works for me…
Trump believes the Supreme Court will give him a ‘get out of jail free’ card for ‘all’ his crimes: report https://t.co/NyX7NVQsyb #AmericanSociopath
— Propane Jane™ (@docrocktex26) April 28, 2019
re: #60 Patricia Kayden
This is not a surprise. The apparent founder of Identity Evropa, now rebranded as “American Identity Movement,” is a former Marine.
My Brother, the White Nationalist
When Josh Damigo finds out his brother is the new face of the white nationalist movement, finding the roots of radicalization becomes personal.
This is a very frustrating story.
re: #91 Patricia Kayden
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I fully expect the corrupted Supreme Court to side with Trump.
Then watch the blowback when people refuse to sit on juries because they have lost confidence in the courts…
re: #91 Patricia Kayden
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Again, a reason why the DNC leadership’s adamant insistence that impeachment should not be pursued looks so fucking ridiculous. Even a “failed” impeachment would get more info out there than repeatedly beating their heads against the brick wall of a packed judiciary.
Fox News abruptly cut off a guest and went to commercial as he suggested Saturday’s San Diego-area synagogue shooting and a rise in U.S. anti-Semitism was tied to Trump’s election and his failure to condemn the 2017 Charlottesville rallies. pic.twitter.com/IR90P6KS4b
— Indivisible Network (@IndivisibleNet) April 28, 2019
re: #28 darthstar
I’m so sorry for your loss.
re: #28 darthstar
I am very sorry to hear of your loss. Although I do not have a pet losing one is like losing a member of your family. Rest in Peace Banjo.
re: #66 Ace-o-aces
Christ but tRump is one disgusting example of the physical human form.
re: #86 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
It occurred to me that white supremacist terrorists may be reluctant to die on the scene because they think they will be freed when a racist uprising overthrows the current establishment. All of them seem to expect this and in fact believe that it is imminent.
So did Charles Manson
re: #97 The Vicious Babushka
Hey wait…’Fair and Balanced’…!!1
re: #77 Patricia Kayden
Also Lee was a fucking traitor, along with the rest of the Southern ‘cause’, while no such accusation could be leveled at Rommel.
re: #62 Backwoods_Sleuth
A hate addict riding his high.
re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth
The Tree of Liberty must be watered with blood!
What is “White Genocide”?
Jew: My people were murdered in the millions
Black: My people were kidnapped & sold as property
White: My ex-girlfriend is dating a Mexican. #PowayShooting #TheResistance #Resist https://t.co/2zYJd726yt— The Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) April 29, 2019
re: #77 Patricia Kayden
Guderian and Manstein were better than Rommel.
Like Montgomery and Patton, neither of whom I regard as ‘great generals’, Rommel was an adept publicity hound.
re: #97 The Vicious Babushka
100 updings to the guest — and as a bonus, they’ll never ask him onto Faux again.
re: #90 plansbandc
Cat looked seriously unimpressed as he left the maze.
re: #28 darthstar
{{{darthstar and merle. So many good pictures, so many balls on the beach, so many great memories}}}
re: #107 Romantic Heretic
Guderian and Manstein were better than Rommel.
Like Montgomery and Patton, neither of whom I regard as ‘great generals’, Rommel was an adept publicity hound.
Rommel’s “fame” is largely due (amusingly) to excuse-making by the Allied leadership for why it took them two years to win what was largely a holding action. Whenever people on the street heard about the latest setback or loss in North Africa, it was due to the “Desert Fox” and his “tactical brilliance” rather than poorly-trained troops being expected to fight with whatever they could get their hands on.
re: #28 darthstar
I love that picture of Banjo looking up at you. You can tell he loves you very, very much in that moment. Treasure this, people live their entire lives for a look like that and never get it.
re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth
God damn the Second Amendment.
re: #82 The Vicious Babushka
Says the bloated garbage that had to ride in a golf cart, while real world leaders walked in that infamous photo…
re: #85 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
re: #85 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
‘Interesting that only one of the killers (at the Sikh Temple shooting) died on the spot. The others were all arrested with little or no effort to escape. It is as though prison is their martyrdom.”
And in one instance, the police bought him a hamburger.
re: #97 The Vicious Babushka
But Conservatives are all about that free speech, right?
re: #118 Patricia Kayden
But Conservatives are all about that free speech, right?
Depends on who’s talking
Better halfs fav
#Bosch New season is as intriguing and spellbinding as past seasons - Just good television!@welliver_titus
— Gail Ward (@glward65) April 28, 2019
re: #114 John_Manyjars
God damn the Second Amendment.
No. Damn the Activist Corrupted Court for the Heller decision!
re: #28 darthstar
A week ago Banjo suddenly got super lethargic and didn’t want to swim. Took him to ER on Tuesday and found he had advanced tumors on his spleen and liver and it was inoperable. Took him to the beach on Thursday and he chased one ball into the water.
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Oh, shit. I am SO sorry. Putting a family member down is just the absolute worst.
The guilt, the helplessness, the knowledge that that you are doing the right thing and absolutely HATING yourself for having to make the decision.
But it’s part of welcoming an animal into your life. The worst part.
I’m having a little cry right now. Hang in there, Darthstar, we’re all with you in your grief.
>> @GlennKesslerWP tells me that President Trump is about to surpass 10,000 false/misleading statements since Inauguration Day…https://t.co/R6TiFiAX0v
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) April 28, 2019
These are called LIES. Call them what they are. #10000TrumpLies
Post says Trump is nearing a misstatement milestone @CNN https://t.co/1zZcILpTA9— 🦈DETodd🦈 (@DaveoutofAustin) April 29, 2019
re: #24 Backwoods_Sleuth
for the GoT fans here:
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i’ve got hbonow, so i’m additionally stressed because I can’t just watch the tail-end of the preceding episode. I have to time this sucker up perfectly or I’ll be 15 seconds behind everybody else.
Removed after a major shit-storm but they have only promised to “re-train” the rep who posted it.
Uh, hey @cynetjobs - what’s with this?Your job listing for a mid-senior level business development position’s top qualification is “Preferably Caucasian”How could you POSSIBLY think that’s okay? pic.twitter.com/DPWzpgXqqE
— Helena McCabe (@misshelenasue) April 27, 2019
We all know one annoying little bastard who’s always spoiling for a fight. pic.twitter.com/9fqjoHIx1K
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) April 28, 2019
re: #126 steve_davis
i’ve got hbonow, so i’m additionally stressed because I can’t just watch the tail-end of the preceding episode. I have to time this sucker up perfectly or I’ll be 15 seconds behind everybody else.
Well, we don’t have cable, so we are two episodes behind everybody else and won’t see the series until it is released on DVD.
Please be kind to the Luddites in this community.
Another drive-by post-and-run, sorry!
Relieved to be able to report better news on my front today. After a scary few days, the current antibiotics finally seem to be working against my mom’s pneumonia. She’s awake and aware; talking coherently; eating again and able to take her pills. All five of her kids are here so I have backup. The doctor says she’s turned a corner; long recovery ahead but a way better chance of it.
Of the achievements in a long lifetime, the one she keeps harking back to is raising five kids who in their 50’s & 60’s all like each other. We disagree on some things, but none of us have gone over the Fox-edge (so far, knock wood.) I am so very blessed to have my sibs and in-laws, and so sorry for my only-child who won’t have a squad at his back when he has to deal with his elderly parents.
My son told her this morning, “Don’t do this again! You scared me, you wicked old lady!” She said, “I scared me too!” Me three, I will note. Will see where we are in a few more days, still have the fingers crossed.
A message from Rabbi Yisrael Goldstein, rabbi at Chabad of Poway.
Watch the full video: https://t.co/kFPjoech8r pic.twitter.com/oGZ0nDA9Or
This shit absolutely does not happen “by mistake.” Also, recruiters are middlemen, they don’t invent job requirements, they get that shit from the hiring department manager. Lastly retraining isn’t enough, people need to lose their jobs over this shit, they’ve exposed their employer to potentially criminal liability and massive fines by openly violating federal labor law.
How does that happen @ashmayur @nick_budhiraja ?
— beeplogic (@beeplogic) April 27, 2019
This is a terrible mistake and we have taken internal corrective action and the concerned recruiter will be undergoing re-training to uphold high standards we have set internally. We accept our mistake and promise to do better.
— Nikhil (Nick) Budhiraja (@nick_budhiraja) April 27, 2019
re: #128 Dave In Austin
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Fucking Rikki-Tikki-Tavi’s are just annoying little Mongooses (Mongeese?).
re: #132 goddamnedfrank
They’re not being terminated? “Re-trained”? I’ll be sure to remember the name of this company. Terrible indeed.
— Kai (@kaisiobhan) April 28, 2019
They were literally less direct about this on Mad Men
— pequop (@qoouep) April 28, 2019
“Terror will not win.”
Rabbi wounded in US synagogue shooting says Jews won’t be cowedhttps://t.co/ZQdLZBoCDD pic.twitter.com/l5wJav4OtR— AFP news agency (@AFP) April 29, 2019
re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth
I find it much sadder that children aren’t safe in their schools.
re: #131 The Vicious Babushka
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He had a finger shot off in the attack. On Passover.
What kind of depraved motherfucker attacks a Shul on Passover?
Oh, one of the “fine people” in the eyes of the POTUS. But we should not notice this travesty in our Republic because (words). Fuck ‘em. Fuck ‘em all.
On the vast plains of ice, against the lacerating wind, a lone pilgrim presses through the snow. pic.twitter.com/U5MT9lF9hd
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) April 29, 2019
sigh. cavalry charge into a completely unknown enemy. god, fantasy battles are stupid.
re: #139 steve_davis
sigh. cavalry charge into a completely unknown enemy. god, fantasy battles are stupid.
I know. Custer never stood a chance.
re: #139 steve_davis
sigh. cavalry charge into a completely unknown enemy. god, fantasy battles are stupid.
NO SPOILERS!!!
re: #143 sagehen
Only 1/2 to 2/3 are lies; the rest he’s just ignorant.
I feel so much better reading that!
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“I ushered all the children out”: Rabbi Yisroel Goldstein describes the terrifying details of a shooting at his synagogue near San Diego on Saturday. https://t.co/es5erUrAi9 pic.twitter.com/m7TGqtPwgw
— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 29, 2019
Number of Jews killed, wounded or assaulted by @IlhanMN @RashidaTlaib @AOC or NYTimes cartoons: 0
Number of Jews murdered by white supremacists in the past year: 12.
Sit your tuchis down. #Poway #TheResistance #Resist https://t.co/PUqOtEYV2o— The Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) April 29, 2019
re: #57 Archangelus
And right on cue, some people say this is cherrypicking, it ain’t that bad, implicitly saying “White supremacists aren’t that bad”.
*sighs*— 🐄 Teo 🐄 (@Teukka72) April 29, 2019
re: #58 PhillyPretzel
Almost? There is a pattern. It is very obvious. And it should be stopped.
It is a pattern of a clear and present danger except for those who don’t want to see.
re: #97 The Vicious Babushka
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Echoes of the segment of Babylon 5 when President Clark takes over and begin his reign.
Except for all his friends on 4chan, 8chan & reddit. https://t.co/Oyse22fVTb
— The Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) April 29, 2019
re: #81 Patricia Kayden
I’m assuming that no one is holding White people hostage at gunpoint and thus diluting their “bloodlines”. **rolls eyes**
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It’s long been interconnected. White supremacists hate Jews for “disrupting” “white culture” by helping non-whites destroy white bloodlines. https://t.co/HgtTB85GAl
— Donna Ladd (@DonnerKay) April 28, 2019
And other classic antisemitic canards are used without mentioning Jews or directed at other convenient scapegoats du jour to make the toxic ideology palatable to willfully ignorant fellow travelers, such as: 1/
— 🐄 Teo 🐄 (@Teukka72) April 29, 2019
- Controlling the world finance system (cf. Gold standard, fiat currency theories)
But it’s just the same old tripe, refurbed, rebadged and given a new snazzy paint job because the old stuff got too easily recognizable.
Wake up and smell the ███████ coffee, people!— 🐄 Teo 🐄 (@Teukka72) April 29, 2019
I never want to hear that thing in the Oval Office ever say again that Nazis are good people.
And as for Rafael Cruz, he’s nothing but a goddamned wimp for refusing to stand up to Trump.
re: #152 Joe Bacon 🌹
And as for Rafael Cruz, he’s nothing but a goddamned wimp for refusing to stand up to Trump.
CorrupTed.
re: #154 Joe Bacon 🌹
He’s a TexAssHole just like his partner Cornholio.
Must… Not… Make… Comment… With… TP… And… Bunghole…
*twitch*
BTW in the comments of that Reuters Top News tweet in #149 there is some insane person by the handle “Cynthia Lynn” who needs to be reported. Not that Twitter would actually do anything but reported anyway.
re: #151 Belafon
The Oh-My-Gawd moment of Endgame:
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So many great moments throughout the movie, but this one had my screening’s entire audience cheering like crazy.
Also, 3 days in and Endgame’s already crossed 1.2 BILLION worldwide. I was kinda expecting that 1 billion mark to be crossed fast, but not in such short a time….
re: #158 Archangelus
So many great moments throughout the movie, but this one had my screening’s entire audience cheering like crazy.
Also, 3 days in and Endgame’s already crossed 1.2 BILLION worldwide. I was kinda expecting that 1 billion mark to be crossed fast, but not in such short a time….
Wife and I saw it today. Fun movie.
Game of Thrones SPOILER
I found that episode extremely confusing.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) April 29, 2019
re: #156 The Vicious Babushka
BTW in the comments of that Reuters Top News tweet in #149 there is some insane person by the handle “Cynthia Lynn” who needs to be reported. Not that Twitter would actually do anything but reported anyway.
It’s times like this that I really don’t appreciate @jack preventing me from reporting any offensive tweets…
re: #164 Archangelus
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Only that Beavis and Butthead would be less damaging to the planet…
A white nationalist literally terrorized a synagogue during Passover yesterday and you have yet to say anything.
Shame on you. https://t.co/X6EoQBsnfG— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) April 28, 2019
A white nationalist literally terrorized a synagogue during Passover yesterday and you have yet to say anything.
Shame on you. https://t.co/X6EoQBsnfG— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) April 28, 2019
re: #156 The Vicious Babushka
BTW in the comments of that Reuters Top News tweet in #149 there is some insane person by the handle “Cynthia Lynn” who needs to be reported. Not that Twitter would actually do anything but reported anyway.
Can you report someone for being stupid?
These urinals are horrible. They blow piss everywhere. 0/10 would not recommend pic.twitter.com/4bvKyHoKkI
— Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) April 28, 2019
Lock Him Up
i agree this would be a good think for the audience to chant when trump first appears opposite the democratic nominee in the 2020, but i think laughing sarcastically every time he makes one of ridiculous claims would be more effective
Well that was an exhausting hour and a half. Fucking relentless.
And soooo good! (That isn’t a GoT spoiler izzit?)
re: #175 allegro
Well that was an exhausting hour and a half. Fucking relentless.
And soooo good! (That isn’t a GoT spoiler izzit?)
Without giving me any specific details about the episode, can you tell me when I watch it will I need:
a beer
a couple of beers
a glass of good wine
a bottle of good wine
a bottle of rotgut
tequila
??
I could watch it now on my puter or 60” tomorrow.
M
— Rudy Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) April 29, 2019
re: #176 sagehen
Without giving me any specific details about the episode, can you tell me when I watch it will I need:
a beer
a couple of beers
a glass of good wine
a bottle of good wine
a bottle of rotgut
tequila??
I’d go for the bottle of wine.
Oh wait, I did!
re: #181 Dave In Austin
I went to JazzFest in 2007, so cool! But it was also quite overwhelming, there’s literally too much to do and too many artists to see.
re: #184 teleskiguy
I really wish I was good at fabricating metal, I would make something like this in two seconds.
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What did you do to Bender?????
re: #183 teleskiguy
I feel bad for posting this, in the wake of our dearly departed Banjo.
For Darth.
“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
This is my favorite quote of Mark Twain. I want it to be true. I want there to be heaven for dogs. Dogs deserve paradise and we don’t. But I just don’t know.
One love,
re: #181 Dave In Austin
A friend goes every year. It’s on my bucket list.
Game of Thrones spoiler:
Yeah, Arya Stark is a badass who saved Westeros, but is she likable enough?
— Daily Trix (@DailyTrix) April 29, 2019
The whole thread is worthwhile…