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goddamnedfrank  Nov 27, 2019 • 11:17:45pm

Thinking back on my jury experience earlier this year, shit was fucked up.

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Deep State SuperElite Satinist  Nov 27, 2019 • 11:45:24pm

So, this Thanksgiving, people across America will echo the greeting the natives offered to the pilgrims;
“Did you bring beer?”

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 28, 2019 • 1:29:26am

It’s actually an Ori ship:

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 1:36:28am

I come from a star cluster designated “Hoag E”

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 28, 2019 • 2:39:10am

Le Villi: Act II: Intermezzo: L’abbandono

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Teukka  Nov 28, 2019 • 4:05:35am

So, apparently one of these resolutions passed in the Euro Parliament:

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Teukka  Nov 28, 2019 • 4:07:02am

And in the “what Donnie tried to divert people’s attention from with that Donny Balboa stunt” yesterday, this seems like a candidate:

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Dave In Austin  Nov 28, 2019 • 4:39:56am

Good Morning and Happy Thanksgiving fresh from cold and rainy CenTex.

We will be consuming non poultry, all pork boney slabs for our meal of thanks today.

Someone has also taken an early residence next to the house which is fine with us.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 28, 2019 • 4:40:54am
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Nov 28, 2019 • 4:48:54am

Morning Lizards. Happy Thanksgiving. Traditional Thanksgiving dinner scaled back for two people with a special treat for the newest member of the household today. Have to run up to the store to pick up a couple of items I had originally decided not to prepare (Who needs hot rolls and candied yams?) but changed my mind about. Figured I would also pick up one of those “fresh” meals for the fur ball as her special meal.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 4:50:32am

re: #10 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Morning Lizards. Happy Thanksgiving. Traditional Thanksgiving dinner scaled back for two people with a special treat for the newest member of the household today. Have to run up to the store to pick up a couple of items I had originally decided not to prepare (Who needs hot rolls and candied yams?) but changed my mind about. Figured I would also pick up one of those “fresh” meals for the fur ball as her special meal.

Our T-giving feast has to be moved to Saturday as it is not a holiday here in Germany, but they have Black Friday - go figure.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:01:18am

re: #11 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Our T-giving feast has to be moved to Saturday as it is not a holiday here in Germany, but they have Black Friday - go figure.

Can’t let a chance to rake in the Euros pass you by now can you?

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Shropshire Slasher  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:01:39am

Happy Thanksgiving to all. I hope your travels and conversations with family and friends go smoothly. Currently sitting down and peeling 10 pounds of potatoes for my garlic mashed taters. I made a crumb topping apple pie and I’m looking forward to seeing family at my dad’s house. I still have to put the snow tires on the Honda, let’s see what I break.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:04:32am

re: #12 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Can’t let a chance to rake in the Euros pass you by now can you?

/////

It just rankles me.

If it came with the holiday, I could learn to accept it

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:05:44am

Happy Thanksgiving! Would it surprise you to learn that Gordon Sondland is not only a liar and laughably incompetent “diplomat” but also a serial sexual predator?

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Shropshire Slasher  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:08:58am
Give thanks — the balloons will fly!

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade was set to step off as normal as of early Thursday morning — following fears this week that wind gusts could ground the celebration’s famous flight of floats.

“As of now the balloons will fly!” the NYPD’s Midtown North precinct tweeted just after 7 a.m.

Police reminded parade-goers that sustained winds of 23 miles per hour and gusts above 34 mph would force them to ground the iconic balloons — with SpongeBob SquarePants the first to be stopped.

nypost.com

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Dave In Austin  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:09:22am
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:15:22am
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Shropshire Slasher  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:15:27am

I didn’t know there was such a thing.

As anyone who uses Twitter has no doubt noticed, it can be a dark, bitter abyss to spew bile and rage.

But the social media platform can also be a place to share joy and happiness, and that’s the direction Tom Hanks has decided to take in his latest venture: reading positive tweets that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a song in your heart.

The premise is this: internationally recognized nice guy Tom Hanks reads nice tweets tweeted by nice people.

etcanada.com

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:16:06am

re: #15 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Happy Thanksgiving! Would it surprise you to learn that Gordon Sondland is not only a liar and laughably incompetent “diplomat” but also a serial sexual predator?

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Checks notes. Nope. He worked for tRump. Seems to be one of the requirements.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:28:40am

re: #20 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Checks notes. Nope. He worked for tRump. Seems to be one of the requirements.

and his $1 million contribution to the Trump inaugural was in no way a quid pro quo to his nomination…

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:32:07am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:32:53am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:35:06am

WTF? First Nehlan in WI, now this woman from MN.

GOOD! Bye bye asshole.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:37:33am

Isn’t Sessions running?

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:40:07am

re: #24 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

WTF? First Nehlan in WI, now this woman from MN.

GOOD! Bye bye asshole.

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In deep blue districts in which no mainstream (by GOP standards) candidate will run because they have no chance, the very worst of humanity sometimes rises to the challenge. Of course, most mainstream GOP candidates these days are at least flirting with fascism, and are barely disguised white nationalists.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 5:42:48am

re: #25 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Isn’t Sessions running?

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Yes he is; that is why we should all chip in a bit to the Roy Moore for Senate campaign; because while he is barely distinguishable from Sessions on the issues, his pedophilia makes him easier to beat for Doug Jones.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:00:14am

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:01:00am

if you are on Twitter and haven’t followed @AuschwitzMuseum yet, please consider doing so.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:03:34am

Sickening if true. What kind of father betrays his daughter like this?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:10:23am

Morning Lizardim. Happy Thanksgiving from the wild north country. Hope you guys have a good relaxing day and that family isn’t too stressful or contentious.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:10:53am
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:11:33am

re: #31 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Morning Lizardim. Happy Thanksgiving from the wild north country. Hope you guys have a good relaxing day and that family isn’t too stressful or contentious.

I absolutely avoid talking politics with my Trump loving in-laws.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:15:55am
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jeffreyw  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:16:55am

Who was supposed to bring the sunflower seeds?

Good morning!

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Ming5000  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:18:12am

re: #25 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Isn’t Sessions running?

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I don’t think Moore is lamenting days before gay marriage…..

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:27:12am
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Rightwingconspirator  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:29:05am

Happy Thanksgiving to you all from very wet Los Angeles. The NoHo arts district has gotten an inch and a quarter according to my gauge. Already. Look out hillsides, burnt or not.

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sagehen  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:33:19am

re: #23 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Does the Google algorithm distinguish between this guy’s coverage and that other Richard Spencer?

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retired cynic  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:35:16am

CL’d! After sleeping for 12 hours under a quiet roof, I am so thankful for my “adopted” son and his “adopted” son working until after dark to complete a repair before the rain comes in tomorrow! Now to feed animals, and go to his house for Thanksgiving dinner!

A wonderful Thanksgiving to you all, that brings you what you need!

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:37:45am

re: #11 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Our T-giving feast has to be moved to Saturday as it is not a holiday here in Germany, but they have Black Friday - go figure.

They don’t have Thanksgiving in Israel but בלאק פריידיי is a real thing.

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jeffreyw  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:37:56am

Just a note for Charles - Bit Defender didn’t want to take me to the log-in page this morning. I think they mentioned certificate expiry.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:40:41am

re: #41 The Pie Overlord!

They don’t have Thanksgiving in Israel but בלעק פריידיי is a real thing.

bleach friday?

(that’s what google translator gave me for that)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:41:46am

בלאק פריידיי

you missed a squiggle somewhere

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:42:26am

re: #28 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:45:10am

re: #44 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

בלאק פריידיי

you missed a squiggle somewhere

It’s the words “Black Friday” in Hebrew letters. “Black Friday” in Hebrew would be יום ששי השחור (Yom Shishi Hashachor) but that’s not what it’s called. It’s “Black Friday” everywhere in the world.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:50:13am

We are having our Thanksgiving feast on Friday night, which is what we always did when our kids were growing up. It’s just me & Z so I will get some turkey drumsticks for us. I made the pie yesterday and we started eating it already.

Pie is good any time.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:51:51am

re: #44 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

בלאק פריידיי

you missed a squiggle somewhere

Where you are do they call it Schwarze Freitag or Black Friday?

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:53:30am
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:54:00am

re: #47 The Pie Overlord!

We are having our Thanksgiving feast on Friday night, which is what we always did when our kids were growing up. It’s just me & Z so I will get some turkey drumsticks for us. I made the pie yesterday and we started eating it already.

Pie is good any time.

With it being the holiday season, I have a craving for the traditional vinegar pie. Mrs. Fish didn’t think to get the supplies when she was out shopping yesterday, so I may have to make a run tomorrow. We have a friend visiting from out of town this weekend, so I might just have to prep the pie on Sunday so I can indulge myself as a recovery mechanism.

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Belafon  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:54:24am

¡Feliz Día de Acción de Gracias a todos!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:54:58am

re: #48 The Pie Overlord!

Where you are do they call it Schwarze Freitag or Black Friday?

the disgusting part is that they call it “Black Friday”. And it has f*ck all to do with anything except as a sales and marketing gimmick

I could deal with it if it also came with the holiday.

They used to have a late November holiday, Buß- und Bettag, the “Day of Prayer and Atonement”, which I guess was a sort of Protestant Yom Kippur, which we then used as an ersatz Thanksgiving, but that was abolished to help pay for their new old-age health care insurance law.

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Teukka  Nov 28, 2019 • 6:56:40am

re: #29 NO SMOCKING GUN!

if you are on Twitter and haven’t followed @AuschwitzMuseum yet, please consider doing so.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:01:02am

re: #45 The Pie Overlord!

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:05:00am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:13:00am

Commencing season 3 of Stranger Things

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:14:28am

re: #56 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Commencing season 3 of Stranger Things

I enjoyed watching that with my (teenage) kids, mostly for the 80’s Midwestern nostalgia but cannot watch it on my own, it is just too adolescent for my taste.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:40:01am

OMG!

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Jay C  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:43:32am

re: #57 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

re: #56 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Commencing season 3 of Stranger Things

I enjoyed watching that with my (teenage) kids, mostly for the 80’s Midwestern nostalgia but cannot watch it on my own, it is just too adolescent for my taste.

I/we really liked Seasons 1 and 2, but thought Season 3 was starting to slip a bit into repetitive dumbassery. An opinion only strengthened by the time we’d finished. Some shows - however good - just can’t seem to keep the quality going from year to year (especially those centered on a kid cast). Hate to say it, but we’re quite unenthusiastic about Season 4.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:43:40am

re: #58 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

OMG!

There’s a clear elevation difference in that photograph.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:44:43am

re: #58 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

OMG!

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Yeah we see Rambo’s belly sticking out. He must have killed his Living Girdle!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:45:06am

re: #58 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That’s because Barron’s father is much taller than Donald Trump ;)

I am certain that DT had a genetic test done on Barron before legally recognizing him as his son.

My oldest brother is taller than either of my parents, for that, our paternal grandmother was very tall (taller than our grandfather)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:45:55am

re: #61 Joe Bacon 🌹

Yeah we see Rambo’s belly sticking out. He must have killed his Living Girdle!

nothing can live long if it is in contact with him

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:49:24am

re: #58 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

OMG!

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That was my first thought when the subject of his height came up the other day, not his kid.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:52:20am

I think Trump acts like Zhao Gao by instinct—just thinking of the “is Conan a male or female dog” fiasco….

The Story Behind “Calling a Deer a Horse”

The second Qin emperor, Qin Er Shi (秦二世 ) who reigned from 221 to 206 B.C., had a prime minister named Zhao Gao. Zhao Gao was very ambitious and had treasonous ambitions. He wanted to attempt a coup of Qin Er Shi but didn’t know who in the Emperor’s court would go along with his plans.

One day Zhao Gao presented the Emperor with a deer, but said it was a swift horse.

“Prime Minister, you are clearly mistaken. That is a deer.’

Zhao Gao, prepared for this response replied, “If that is the case, Your Majesty, ask the member of your court what it is.”

Some of the court remained quiet. Some, knowing how treacherous Zhao Gao was, went along with his claim. Others, called a spade a spade and told the Emperor it was a deer.

Knowing who his allies were, those royal courtiers who said the animal was a deer were executed. The cunning Zhao Gao knew who his allies were.

laowai-dawei.com

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:53:20am

re: #64 Eventual Carrion

That was my first thought when the subject of his height came up the other day, not his kid.

I remember Trump pushing the Birther bullshit about Obama’s kids weren’t really his. It’s fitting for Karma to bite that motherfather in the ass!

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:55:23am

re: #62 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I am certain that DT had a genetic test done on Barron before legally recognizing him as his son.

My oldest brother is taller than either of my parents, for that, our paternal grandmother was very tall (taller than our grandfather)

This is true (I just liked the idea that Melanoma had screwed around on him too). My oldest son is taller than me by a bit. But his mother is taller for a woman. He looks (build and height also) like my grandfather (dads side). My dad and I take more after my grandma, who was about 4’ 10”, both dad and I are around 5’ 8” or so. Grandpa was about 6’ and that is about how tall my oldest son is.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:55:27am

re: #66 Joe Bacon 🌹

I remember Trump pushing the Birther bullshit about Obama’s kids weren’t really his. It’s fitting for Karma to bite that motherfather in the ass!

Everything that Trump says about other people is actually the truth about him.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:57:29am

re: #68 The Pie Overlord!

Everything that Trump says about other people is actually the truth about him.

Everything. Every. Thing.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:58:25am

re: #69 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Everything. Every. Thing.

And yet 45% of the country is under his spell and nothing will break that. Hurts me so much to see my family bow down and worship Trump because their fucking Pulpit Pimps tell them to!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 7:59:20am

Non stop shopping commericals. The next two months are going to be worse than usual with “clever” commercials. It’s Thanksgiving. Gah.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:00:54am
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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:04:27am

re: #33 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I absolutely avoid talking politics with my Trump loving in-laws.

I fortunately have no trump loving in-laws. Or -laws

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Dave In Austin  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:08:34am
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lawhawk  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:09:05am

re: #3 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

At this point, I think a bunch of us would be all “Hallowed are the Ori” and we’d consider that an upgrade over the current state of affairs.

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lawhawk  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:09:40am

re: #72 Barefoot Grin

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John Hughes  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:10:04am

re: #46 The Pie Overlord!

It’s the words “Black Friday” in Hebrew letters. “Black Friday” in Hebrew would be יום ששי השחור (Yom Shishi Hashachor) but that’s not what it’s called. It’s “Black Friday” everywhere in the world.

Can confirm that it’s “Black Friday” in France, not vendredi noir.

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lawhawk  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:12:41am

So today is Thanksgiving.

Half the op-eds are revolving around how to make the dinner/family experience bearable by ignoring the political shitshow in DC. The other half seems to be about how to beat down the know-nothing GOPers in our midst by fact checking your ignorant relatives with some facts.

I’d take the latter approach, but think most if not all of my family would prefer Trump be removed from office. I’ll probably spend most of the time ignoring the football games too.

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lawhawk  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:13:59am
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mmmirele  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:14:14am

re: #1 goddamnedfrank

Thinking back on my jury experience earlier this year, shit was fucked up.

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I am an ex lawyer and the two times I have been called to jury duty here in Arizona, they knew I was an ex lawyer, but not licensed in Arizona, so yes, of course I got put on the jury. What’s helpful to know is that my employer, the evil too big to fail bank, continues to pay us when we’re on jury duty, judges and attorneys know this, so it’s more likely I’ll be selected, absent any conflict of interest. *sigh* They need to pay more so that people who work in the “gig economy” can participate without it being a hardship.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:16:28am

re: #80 mmmirele

I’ve found this works pretty well to get out of serving. ;)

Mind your business!!

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:20:38am

re: #78 lawhawk

So today is Thanksgiving.

Half the op-eds are revolving around how to make the dinner/family experience bearable by ignoring the political shitshow in DC. The other half seems to be about how to beat down the know-nothing GOPers in our midst by fact checking your ignorant relatives with some facts.

I’d take the latter approach, but think most if not all of my family would prefer Trump be removed from office. I’ll probably spend most of the time ignoring the football games too.

Going to VFW for TDay lunch with son and wife. Then back home, wife and I will prob go up to our fav bar for a couple drinks and watch a little football, mingle with the other patrons. Then back home to fall asleep on couch watching some movie. My kind of day.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:20:40am

re: #60 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

There’s a clear elevation difference in that photograph.

Barron is TALL

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:20:46am

re: #55 The Pie Overlord!

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:24:07am
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Jay C  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:25:21am

re: #83 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Barron is TALL

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And he’s only 13! (b. 3/20/2006)

Genetic drift, I suppose….

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makeitstop  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:29:46am

Jimmy Fallon doing ‘Surfin’ Bird’ was one of the lamest things I’ve ever seen. How The Roots signed on for that, I’ll never know.

Happy Thanksgiving, Lizardim!

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calochortus  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:32:33am

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Lizards (and, what the heck, everyone else too.)
Just us, the kids (which includes a son-in-law and my son’s fiancée,) and our granddaughter this year. I’ll haul out the damask linen tablecloth, the good dishes and the sterling and we will enjoy the ceremonial meal, headlined by a heritage turkey.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:32:43am

re: #86 Jay C

And he’s only 13! (b. 3/20/2006)

Genetic drift, I suppose….

Some boys hit their adult height early.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:33:20am

re: #86 Jay C

And he’s only 13! (b. 3/20/2006)

Genetic drift, I suppose….

Eric is taller than Donald too. Plus Melania is pretty tall too

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Belafon  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:38:19am

GMA this morning had an interesting story about family pictures and teenagers. The takeaway was that parents need to really ask their middle and high school kids if it’s ok to put pictures up of them in the internet. It’s one thing to have them in photo albums that you show relatives. It’s an entirely different thing showing them to all of your friends or anyone else who might have access to your online accounts.

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Belafon  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:39:14am

re: #90 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Eric is taller than Donald too. Plus Melania is pretty tall too

My younger brother is the tallest in the family and 4 inches taller than our dad.

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retired cynic  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:39:24am

re: #90 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Eric is taller than Donald too. Plus Melania is pretty tall too

Eric is done growing. Barron? Probably not. And it is clear that Melania is taller than either of her parents, and DT is taller than Fred. Not sure about Mary, but I’d be surprised if Fred would have married a woman much taller than himself. So Barron is a real outlier. What bothers me about him is that he never smiles, rarely looks up from the ground, doesn’t interact with others around him. The Obama girls were always interacting with the parents and others, smiling, laughing, acting like normal children. This boy I really worry for…

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:41:26am

re: #89 Eclectic Cyborg

Some boys hit their adult height early.

Hope he doesn’t have Marfan’s.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:45:07am

re: #91 Belafon

GMA this morning had an interesting story about family pictures and teenagers. The takeaway was that parents need to really ask their middle and high school kids if it’s ok to put pictures up of them in the internet. It’s one thing to have them in photo albums that you show relatives. It’s an entirely different thing showing them to all of your friends or anyone else who might have access to your online accounts.

Brings back bad memories. Parents always complained about my hair no matter how I cut it. Kids goofed on it. My third grade teacher called me “N-Word-Head” and that stuck all the way through the end of high school. Got so sick and tired of people making fun of my hair that I cut it off completely and I’ve gone with a shaved head ever since.

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Jay C  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:46:19am

re: #89 Eclectic Cyborg

Some boys hit their adult height early.

True, but young Barron looks like he’s not only hit his adult height, but beaten it up, and kicked it into the gutter. I hope he doesn’t have musculoskeletal issues from getting that tall that young….

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calochortus  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:49:19am

re: #96 Jay C

True, but young Barron looks like he’s not only hit his adult height, but beaten it up, and kicked it into the gutter. I hope he doesn’t have musculoskeletal issues from getting that tall that young….

Let us hope Barron is just tall and shy.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:50:54am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:52:37am
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:56:57am

Well, down Detector shows major Facebook outages!

downdetector.com

101
Targetpractice  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:58:02am

re: #100 Joe Bacon 🌹

Well, down Detector shows major Facebook outages!

downdetector.com

My God, people will actually have to interact! IN PERSON!

//////

102
jaunte  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:58:55am

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

103
PhillyPretzel  Nov 28, 2019 • 8:59:51am

re: #101 Targetpractice

OMG They might have to use a (gasp) telephone or even worse … letters.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:01:43am

re: #100 Joe Bacon 🌹

Well, down Detector shows major Facebook outages!

downdetector.com

Appears to be working again…somewhat

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Belafon  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:12:30am

re: #89 Eclectic Cyborg

Some boys hit their adult height early.

I grew like a girl. I hit 5’9” at 13, and then stopped growing. My sons did the same thing.

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Belafon  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:14:00am

re: #101 Targetpractice

My God, people will actually have to interact! IN PERSON!

//////

That’s what text messaging is for.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:21:14am

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:21:56am

Well, a Happy Thanksgiving to Lizards all around the world, no matter where you may be. And hopefully, your relatives won’t drive you nuts. :)

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retired cynic  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:22:58am

passing it on from a friend:

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retired cynic  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:26:34am

WaPo: North Korea launches two projectiles in Thanksgiving message to Trump

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:27:03am

Because every American holiday is now all about the military.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:27:53am

This will be repealed instantly if we can persuade a few hundred armed Muslims, African-Americans or gay-married couples to stage a perfectly legal open-carry demonstration there.
Eastland Co. becomes ‘2nd Amendment Sanctuary County’

The Eastland County Commissioners Court adopted a resolution Monday making them a “2nd Amendment Sanctuary County.”

According to a social media post from Eastland County Today, the commissioners court adopted the resolution, which aims to “declare its support for the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution and the Texas Constitution protecting citizens’ inalienable and individual right to keep and bear arms.”

Eastland County joins Stephens and Throckmorton Counties in the Big Country, and several others in the State of Texas.

Two other Texas counties, Kaufman and Palo Pinto, approved similar measures Tuesday as well, bringing the total number of 2nd Amendment Sanctuaries in Texas to at least 12.

Edwards, Hudspeth, Presidio, Mitchell, Hood, Parker, Smith, and Ellis counties already have 2nd Amendment protections in place.

Other municipalities across the country are also passing 2nd Amendment Sanctuary laws to protect their constituents against from possible infringement on their right to bear arms.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:28:12am

take a seat, moron

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:29:24am

re: #96 Jay C

True, but young Barron looks like he’s not only hit his adult height, but beaten it up, and kicked it into the gutter. I hope he doesn’t have musculoskeletal issues from getting that tall that young….

My son-in-law is 6’5” and he was already 6’ by the time of his Bar Mitzvah. My daughter is the tallest of our girls at 5’5”. I am predicting they will have tall kids unless I have some influence in their genetic selection (I am 4’11”)

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:33:49am

re: #112 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Hey….it worked in California when the Black Panthers showed up at the capitol building in Sacramento back in the day.

The California state legislature couldn’t ban open carry fast enough.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:33:55am

re: #92 Belafon

My younger brother is the tallest in the family and 4 inches taller than our dad.

I’m the runt of the litter at just 5’7”. My dad, brothers and sister all range between 5’10” and 6’1”. Wife is 5’. Our elder son is now 5’11”. I guess with me it was the coffee and cigarettes starting with bad influences in preschool.

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Belafon  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:36:52am

re: #116 Barefoot Grin

I’m the runt of the litter at just 5’7”. My dad, brothers and sister all range between 5’10” and 6’1”. Wife is 5’. Our elder son is now 5’11”. I guess with me it was the coffee and cigarettes starting with bad influences in preschool.

I’m shorter than my dad.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:38:16am
119
stpaulbear  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:38:50am

re: #109 retired cynic

Cockatoo Parrot barks like a dog

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:41:18am

OK, time for me to drone out for the next 11-to-12 hours of football

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:42:49am

re: #119 stpaulbear

Cockatoo Meows Like a Cat

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:42:49am
123
Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:43:31am

Family posts the War On Christmas bullshit so I posted this to piss them off!

Feel free to share and piss of the MAGATS!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:44:42am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:48:58am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:49:34am
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:53:26am

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Very busy kitchen this morning. Niece made cinnamon rolls early, made butter right before noon, and has bread dough ready for baking later this afternoon. Two stuffed pumpkins (one vegetarian, one not) and a 9lb turkey breast are in the oven. And there is further squash and other dishes in various states of preparation.

Expect about a dozen people total for dinner. Four family and the rest guests.

The house cats expressed great interest in the butter-making and one appears to be a great fan of dairy products in general.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:53:53am

heh

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lawhawk  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:54:48am

Those in NYC metro between now and March can get 50% off tix to Frozen (and yeah, do you want to build a snowman uses the same exact melody as Yenta’s Papa can you hear me).

Use the code BOGO to get it via ticketmaster or the Frozen musical website.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:58:12am

WINNING ! ! !

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 9:58:42am

^^what stonekettle says

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A Cranky One  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:00:34am

Happy Thanksgiving Lizards!

133
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:06:17am
134
mmmirele  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:08:10am

re: #112 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

This will be repealed instantly if we can persuade a few hundred armed Muslims, African-Americans or gay-married couples to stage a perfectly legal open-carry demonstration there.
Eastland Co. becomes ‘2nd Amendment Sanctuary County’

I’m reminded that California under Ronald Reagan passed a (for the time) strict gun control law after the Panthers had an open-carry long gun “invasion” of the state capitol in Sacramento in 1967. So yeah, you’re right.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:09:52am

In case anyone needs a bash function that captures stdout and stderr into separate variables and returns the command’s exit code as well.

catch() {
eval "$({
__2="$(
  { __1="$("${@:3}")"; } 2>&1;
  ret=$?;
  printf '%q=%q\n' "$1" "$__1" >&2;
  exit $ret
  )"
ret="$?";
printf '%s=%q\n' "$2" "$__2" >&2;
printf '( exit %q )' "$ret" >&2;
} 2>&1 )";
}

Pretty gnarly, I’d say.

You call it like this:

catch stdout stderr command
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lawhawk  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:10:28am

re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth

Other tips:

Work in 45 ways to make peach mint tea into conversation.
Mention peach mint as flavoring.

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sagehen  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:11:02am

re: #119 stpaulbear

[Embedded content]

re: #121 Dr Lizardo

[Embedded content]

In Blackout (Connie Willis’ WWII time travel novel), the irksome little boy trained his parrot to do the Air Raid and All Clear sirens.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:11:41am
139
Charles Johnson  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:11:49am

Shell scripts are the weirdest and most confusing scripts.

140
Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:12:58am

re: #78 lawhawk

So today is Thanksgiving.

Half the op-eds are revolving around how to make the dinner/family experience bearable by ignoring the political shitshow in DC. The other half seems to be about how to beat down the know-nothing GOPers in our midst by fact checking your ignorant relatives with some facts.

I’d take the latter approach, but think most if not all of my family would prefer Trump be removed from office. I’ll probably spend most of the time ignoring the football games too.

Biggest disagreement in our clan is whether it’s ok to have dessert for lunch
Line has been drawn and there’s no shifting it

Not urban rural

Mostly
age / traditional
Vs young and radical

With one older radical on the of course side (me)

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Charles Johnson  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:18:25am
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Dave In Austin  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:19:18am

This should last a few weeks.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:21:27am

THREAD

144
Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:22:03am

Harvey Korman and his pal learn how to carve meat!

Carving Magic

145
lawhawk  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:25:13am

For fucks sake, Trump is a criminal and the GOP doesn’t care.
Under any other admin headed by Democrat, GOP would have already impeached
Core GOPers put party above nation.
Keep up effort to roll back GOP in all races at all times.

Trump is a clear and present danger to the nation and is a corrupt.
Republicans defend the indefensible no matter the evidence. Facts don’t matter to them.
Use your time between now and election day to get out the vote and counter GOP.
Move heaven and earth to defeat Trump and see impeachment through to end.
Put the nation’s rule of law and US Constitution first. Impeach and remove him.

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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:25:52am

re: #135 Charles Johnson

In case anyone needs a bash function that captures stdout and stderr into separate variables and returns the command’s exit code as well.

catch() {eval "$({__2="$( { __1="$("${@:3}")"; } 2>&1; ret=$?; printf '%q=%q\n' "$1" "$__1" >&2; exit $ret )"ret="$?";printf '%s=%q\n' "$2" "$__2" >&2;printf '( exit %q )' "$ret" >&2;} 2>&1 )";}Pretty gnarly, I’d say.

You call it like this:

catch stdout stderr command

Thats what our menu here was missing
Phew

147
A Three Hour Tour  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:30:25am

Well, some up this morning to eight and a half inches of snow in the yard. It takes only an inch or two to shut down the Albuquerque metro area. Despite nine winters in the mountains of West Virginia, I am not leaving the house today.

148
Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:32:09am

Niece and I made pastelitos
Kenyan friend is making ribs and brought bunches of Indian and African snacks

Oh
Plus turkey and the usual suspects

149
Dave In Austin  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:33:22am

Yeah!!!!

150
Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:33:49am

re: #147 A Three Hour Tour

Well, some up this morning to eight and a half inches of snow in the yard. It takes only an inch or two to shut down the Albuquerque metro area. Despite nine winters in the mountains of West Virginia, I am not leaving the house today.

83 here (sorry)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:34:34am
152
Mescalero09  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:34:47am

Happy Thanksgiving all. Our daughter is home and we are having an old friend of mine over for the dinner. Not a lot of family left or nearby and the few of those are best served from a distance.
My band was supposed to do a show last night that fell through 2 weeks ago, but it allowed me to see an old rock and roller who had a stroke just about a year ago. And it was a day or so after I had seen him at a party. They almost made it, then he got in a horrible accident which required long term surgery and rehab, and the music industry changed.
But him on keys and his bass player on guitar did an acoustic act that brought out a bunch of fans and friends. It was good to get a few words with him. He has a tough road in front of him, but he sounded good.
He ran sound for us back when and our bands did some shows and benefits.
So later today we will face time with our sons and wives and grand children.
And it’s not snowing.
Have a great day in whatever you do.

153
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:36:16am

Homemade Jewish chopped liver is a complete success. As good as any I’ve gotten at a deli and better than several. The gribenes make all the difference.

I used my magic bullet to grind it. Perfection.

I’m happy!!

toriavey.com

154
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:37:51am
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Jay C  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:40:09am

re: #154 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

“Should we send help?”

Depends on if doggeh is blinking a message in Morse Code….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:42:59am
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Jay C  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:45:06am

re: #156 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

That’s Boris Johnson’s father?

Answers one question about the hair, anyway….

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Disloyal Archangel  Nov 28, 2019 • 10:45:28am

re: #41 The Pie Overlord!

They don’t have Thanksgiving in Israel but בלאק פריידיי is a real thing.

There’s actually been a growing trend of celebrating the holiday in Israel in the past few years, mostly originating from Israel’s “Anglo” communities (Jews whose families came to Israel from North America and the UK).
Will be attending a Thanksgiving event myself, with a menu promising turkey, butternut squash soup, stuffing, corn on a cob, apple pie and pretty much all the tasty goodies that are likely to knock me out before I’m even halfway through…
Also, even though it’s called the same, Black Friday actually has little to do with Friday itself in Israel, since it runs Thursday through Monday (and Friday itself is a short work day with closing at noon on account of the Sabbath - making it a one-day event is a bad idea on a day where most stores are only open for 5 hours tops).

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:02:20am

re: #156 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Boris’ Dad looks like Jon (3rd Doctor) Pertwee’s Evil Twin!

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:06:07am

Flanken pot roast for dinner tonight, and boneless turkey roast tomorrow.

161
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:07:48am
162
Targetpractice  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:10:04am

re: #161 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

[Embedded content]

Wow, he finally found time in his busy schedule to visit the troops outside the continental US. I guess the Coast Guard guys didn’t want supermarket deli sandwiches again this year.

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makeitstop  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:16:54am

re: #161 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

[Embedded content]

Until there are photos, I’m assuming this is bullshit.

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(((Viking Sea Mexican)))  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:18:56am

Happy Thanksgiving Day!!

165
jaunte  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:20:46am

re: #161 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Smaller risk of booing than in the continental US.

166
plansbandc  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:22:28am

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

167
Barefoot Grin  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:24:14am

re: #165 jaunte

Smaller risk of booing than in the continental US.

On the heels of scathing op-ed by former Navy Secretary Spencer. He needs to show that the troops love him with a staged event.

168
William Lewis  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:28:57am

re: #160 The Pie Overlord!

Flanken pot roast for dinner tonight, and boneless turkey roast tomorrow.

deep fried popcorn shrimp and french fries since my son doesn’t like turkey & etc.

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William Lewis  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:31:16am

Hey RWC -

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William Lewis  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:32:36am

That one was just so to make sure he’d see it, but if anyone else here is a Halestorm fan, here’s a nice bootleg concert video of a recent performance. Enjoy!

Halestorm - Full Show!!! - Live HD (PPL Center 2019)

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:32:54am

re: #163 makeitstop

Until there are photos, I’m assuming this is bullshit.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:33:30am

re: #161 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Anybody check FlightAware of Air Force One’s flight?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:34:47am

re: #171 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

[Embedded content]

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

Rest assured you’ll see pictures of the troops kissing Trump’s ass.

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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:35:31am

re: #160 The Pie Overlord!

Flanken pot roast for dinner tonight, and boneless turkey roast tomorrow.

You purposely didn’t tell us till now when it’s too late, right?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:40:59am

re: #171 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

“It’s so wonderful to have come all this way to tell you how great I am.”

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William Lewis  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:44:46am

re: #161 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

[Embedded content]

He probably is under the mistaken impression that all the troops love him for pardoning the kiddie murder and other war criminals. < spit >

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:45:08am
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Charles Johnson  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:54:53am
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Dave In Austin  Nov 28, 2019 • 11:59:46am

Thread…..

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 28, 2019 • 12:11:06pm

re: #179 Dave In Austin

Thread…..

[Embedded content]

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 28, 2019 • 1:00:13pm

re: #180 Joe Bacon 🌹

But Buddha pays dividends.

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retired cynic  Nov 28, 2019 • 1:52:12pm

re: #171 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

That is an unusual photo of DT actually looking like he is enjoying himself.


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