Trevor Noah: The Real Reason Workers Aren’t Running Back to Restaurant Jobs

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Restaurants struggle to re-staff post-pandemic, and while Republican pundits posit that more generous unemployment benefits are to blame, workers are taking a stand and demanding jobs that provide more than just enough pay – or often not enough pay – to make ends meet. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #LivingWages

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 10:12:22am
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 10:15:36am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 10:16:17am
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Barefoot Grin  May 19, 2021 • 10:18:46am

I saw mention of the Tulsa Race Massacre Centennial Commission previous, but didn’t see mention of the fact that Gov. Stitt got booted from the commission for signing a law that prohibits the teaching of Critical Race Theory in OK. public schools. He threw a hissy.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 10:19:39am

Going without cable tv service since the pandemic started really underlines the absurdity of conservative pundit pronouncements on what should satisfy restaurant workers. It’s like listening to visiting aliens.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 10:28:06am

Turtleman never put country or party over Mitch McConnell.

Ever.

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2021 • 10:31:26am

As others have noted, there’s been a lot of internet chatter regarding UFO’s over the last couple of days.

As to unidentified aerial phenomenon is….it’s just that, unidentified. It certainly doesn’t mean it’s little green men or the Venusians or the Martians from Mars Attacks. Logically, I’d imagine it’s some kind of extremely classified advanced military project, real “need to know” kinda stuff.

Is there extraterrestrial life out there in the universe? Personally, I’d say that’s a good probability. Are they visiting us to mutilate cows and and give anal probes to hapless hillbillies? Probably not.

That being said, if there is extraterrestrial life, and let’s say for the sake of argument they’ve managed to figure out a way to rapidly traverse the vast gulfs of emptiness out there in the universe, well….we’d sure as hell better hope they’re friendly (or at least largely indifferent to us) because if they can pull off something like that, they could pull off the “time’s up” scene from Independence Day, too.

Independence Day (1/5) Movie CLIP - Time’s Up (1996) HD

Yes, I know, while that whole scene is one of the last great setpieces of practical FX before CGI started to really take over, it’s totally illogical. The film posits that they’ve been studying us for decades; so presumably, they’d be able to whip up some nasty fast-acting bioweapon (30 minutes or less to kill) in the mother ship’s lab and pump it into our atmosphere - and aside from the stinky problem of several billion decomposing corpses, our humble homeworld is theirs.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 10:33:12am
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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 10:35:46am

re: #7 Dr Lizardo

so presumably, they’d be able to whip up some nasty fast-acting bioweapon

Maybe they can’t and don’t bother with it considering their superior military force.

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2021 • 10:38:21am

re: #9 Belafon

Maybe they can’t and don’t bother with it considering their superior military force.

It was just one of those little nitpicks I’ve long had, but considering their unquestionable military superiority, yeah, maybe it never occurred to them.

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2021 • 10:38:25am

re: #5 jaunte

Going without cable tv service since the pandemic started really underlines the absurdity of conservative pundit pronouncements on what should satisfy restaurant workers. It’s like listening to visiting aliens.

That’s because the closest most of those pundits get to somebody in the service industry is when they’re bellowing at the front desk clerk about the lack of complimentary towels in their room or threatening not to tip the waitress at the four star restaurant unless their drinks are comped for the underdone steak.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 10:38:50am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yep.

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retired cynic  May 19, 2021 • 10:45:39am

House Democrats’ 2020 election autopsy: Bad polling hurt and GOP attacks worked
washingtonpost.com

“The Republican Party is betting the ranch that they can do Trump’s toxicity without Trump’s turnout. And I think that may end up being a terrible mistake,” he said. “There’s that old saying that when the tide goes out, you find out who’s skinny-dipping. And if this tide of Trump turnout goes out in 2022, the Republicans may end up skinny-dipping.” Rep. Sean Maloney

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 10:47:30am
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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2021 • 10:47:39am

re: #13 retired cynic

House Democrats’ 2020 election autopsy: Bad polling hurt and GOP attacks worked
washingtonpost.com

Right now, it looks like the GOP has gone all-in on Trump. But what if Trump ends up in the slammer between now and 2024? That cannot be ruled out.

The GOP would be fucked six ways from Sunday.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2021 • 10:49:17am

re: #15 Dr Lizardo

Right now, it looks like the GOP has gone all-in on Trump. But what if Trump ends up in the slammer between now and 2024? That cannot be ruled out.

The GOP would be fucked six ways from Sunday.

Actually, jailed Republicans have run for office before (I don’t know if they won).

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2021 • 10:49:34am

re: #7 Dr Lizardo

Since we’ve yet to find a way to travel faster than the speed of light that doesn’t violate either the laws of the universe or depend upon exotic forms of matter and energy that are equally as implausible, traveling across the gulf of space means travel times measured in centuries or longer. So anything that arrives in Earth orbit in some hypothetical future is likely to be robotic in nature and sent out for a more mundane purpose than “Make contact with the highly evolved hairless apes and welcome them to the galactic neighborhood party.”

Odds are they’re likely roaming the cosmos in search of something. Best case scenario is that whatever it’s looking for isn’t here, in which case it takes a snapshot and then buggers off. Worse case scenario is it’s after something that we’re standing atop of, in which case we’re vermin in need of extermination, or it’s actively hostile and we’re bugs to be squashed.

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2021 • 10:52:40am

re: #15 Dr Lizardo

Right now, it looks like the GOP has gone all-in on Trump. But what if Trump ends up in the slammer between now and 2024? That cannot be ruled out.

The GOP would be fucked six ways from Sunday.

That is what I’m hoping for. Trump and his lawyers will do everything possible to drag things out and keep him out of the slammer before the GQP can reinstate him as President in 2025, and he can pardon himself.

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 10:53:40am

Meanwhile let’s check in with Xtian Pulpit Pimp-0-Rama today!

Funny that this cotton candy haired clown said the same thing about a certain colored man who was in the White House for 8 years…

rightwingwatch.org

Kat Kerr Says Christians ‘Shouldn’t Pray’ for Biden Because He Is Not Legitimately ‘In Authority’

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2021 • 10:56:00am

re: #17 Targetpractice

Heh, now I’m imagining a classic “gray” ET taking a couple of photos and duly filing a report saying, “Meh, nothing really here, just a bunch of quarrelsome primates” and setting the cruise control for the next suspected habitable planet.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2021 • 10:56:14am

re: #7 Dr Lizardo

If you had a spaceship that could travel as fast as light (that’s Warp 1 to you Star Trek fans), it would take you over five hours to get to Pluto and over four YEARS to get the next closest star system (Alpha Centauri).

This means that for feasible interstellar travel, you’d need some way of travelling even faster than light. I’m not master engineer but I can imagine such a means of propulsion would require considerable amounts of energy to run so it would be a big undertaking for humans or any other sentient species.

Is there life on other planets? Most likely. There are so many stars and planetary systems in the universe that I have to think there are living things (even if only microbial) on some of them. As for other sentient races, that’s anyones guess.

Also, as has been mentioned previously in this discussion, a UFO is simply any unidentified object in the sky. My nephew has a drone with blinking lights on it that some people might think is an alien aircraft floating through the night sky. The fact of the matter is the odds of any UFO actually being an alien spacecraft are significantly lower than my odds of hitting the PowerBall next week.

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lawhawk  May 19, 2021 • 10:58:55am

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’ve said this before, including to Bob.

In the Harry Potter series, fear of Voldemort got people saying “He who shouldn’t be named” instead of Voldemort. Turns out, that didn’t stop Voldemort.

Tackling him headlong did. Calling him out by name did. Identifying the problem is the start of solving the problem.

The problem isn’t merely Trump. It’s the entire corrupt and complicit GOP structure that puts party over nation, and absolute power and control by the party above democracy.

One party has completely dissociated from the social compact and seeks to deprive the other party of its rights. It utilizes double standards and ignores its own hypocrisy to further collect power. It uses all the levers of power to collect more power, and they don’t care about anything else.

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Charles Johnson  May 19, 2021 • 11:00:03am
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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 11:01:11am

re: #23 Charles Johnson

Scalise would recommend a YES vote if it was a bunch of white people who got shot.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 11:04:21am

The GOP *wants* racist mass shootings because they are terrorists.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:05:10am

;)

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 11:05:42am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:05:56am
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lawhawk  May 19, 2021 • 11:06:00am

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 11:06:23am

re: #25 jaunte

The GOP *wants* racist mass shootings because they are terrorists.

A lot of QAPers get off on mass shootings of people of color. They love that.

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2021 • 11:06:35am
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lawhawk  May 19, 2021 • 11:08:18am

Vote underway to establish the 1/6 Commission in the House:

LIVE: House Debates, Then Votes on Jan. 6 Commission to Probe Capitol Riot

GOPers are mostly voting nay… 8 9 10 thus far are in support of the Commission.

That’s bipartisan support.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:09:04am

re: #4 Barefoot Grin

I saw mention of the Tulsa Race Massacre Centennial Commission previous, but didn’t see mention of the fact that Gov. Stitt got booted from the commission for signing a law that prohibits the teaching of Critical Race Theory in OK. public schools. He threw a hissy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:11:31am

oh lookie

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2021 • 11:12:30am

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh lookie

Well, we’re only 12 days away from the official start of Atlantic Hurricane season.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:13:49am
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lawhawk  May 19, 2021 • 11:14:22am

re: #32 lawhawk

Already 15 17 18 GOPers are likely to be excommunicated by this time next week as not being true believers in the GOP establishment effort to cover up Trump crimes and to silence any investigations into the GOP role in the 1/6 insurrection.

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John Hughes  May 19, 2021 • 11:15:13am

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

If you had a spaceship that could travel as fast as light (that’s Warp 1 to you Star Trek fans), it would take you over five hours to get to Pluto and over four YEARS to get the next closest star system (Alpha Centauri).

Pah.

The fleet left Spain on 20 September 1519, sailing west across the Atlantic toward South America.

Following the winter, the fleet resumed their search for a passage to the Pacific in October 1520.

On 6 March 1521, the exhausted fleet made landfall at the island of Guam and were met by native Chamorro people

The Victoria, captained by Juan Sebastián Elcano, finally returned to Spain by 6 September 1522

That’s the problem with the kids of today, they think a few days to get to the moon is long.

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Barefoot Grin  May 19, 2021 • 11:16:17am

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ironically, moving forward while looking backward is about as close to a policy position you’ll find among today’s GOP.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 11:16:24am

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

‘safe streets and strong borders’

So they’ll be running on the racist classics.

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2021 • 11:16:56am

re: #32 lawhawk

Vote underway to establish the 1/6 Commission in the House:

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GOPers are mostly voting nay… 8 9 10 thus far are in support of the Commission.

That’s bipartisan support.

I will be pleasantly surprised if the commission gets ten GOP Senate votes. I don’t expect that to happen.

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2021 • 11:19:09am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:19:13am
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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 11:22:09am

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Benghazi.

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2021 • 11:22:34am

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

If you had a spaceship that could travel as fast as light (that’s Warp 1 to you Star Trek fans), it would take you over five hours to get to Pluto and over four YEARS to get the next closest star system (Alpha Centauri).

This means that for feasible interstellar travel, you’d need some way of travelling even faster than light. I’m not master engineer but I can imagine such a means of propulsion would require considerable amounts of energy to run so it would be a big undertaking for humans or any other sentient species.

Is there life on other planets? Most likely. There are so many stars and planetary systems in the universe that I have to think there are living things (even if only microbial) on some of them. As for other sentient races, that’s anyones guess.

Also, as has been mentioned previously in this discussion, a UFO is simply any unidentified object in the sky. My nephew has a drone with blinking lights on it that some people might think is an alien aircraft floating through the night sky. The fact of the matter is the odds of any UFO actually being an alien spacecraft are significantly lower than my odds of hitting the PowerBall next week.

The thing that always gets me is this: Let’s say it was ETs. OK.

All we’d ever hear from the government (and not just the US, but indeed, any government on the planet) is likely gonna be, “Yes, there’s intelligent extraterrestrial life elsewhere in the cosmos; we’ve been talking with them since [insert year]. The nature of our discussions, and indeed everything else pertaining to the matter, is strictly classified.”

And that’s that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:22:57am

Massie is a bigger expert than a medical person.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 19, 2021 • 11:23:48am

re: #31 No Malarkey!

Bitcoin is best viewed as prosecution futures.

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John Hughes  May 19, 2021 • 11:25:49am

re: #45 Dr Lizardo

All we’d ever hear from the government (and not just the US, but indeed, any government on the planet) is likely gonna be, “Yes, there’s intelligent extraterrestrial life elsewhere in the cosmos; we’ve been talking with them since [insert year]. The nature of our discussions, and indeed everything else pertaining to the matter, is strictly classified.”

What makes you think a government would get to decide?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:26:00am
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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2021 • 11:27:45am

Trump will be the 2024 GQP nominee for President, unless he is dead or in prison. And maybe even then.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 11:28:15am

re: #23 Charles Johnson

What do they care? The guns were just fine. Only people were harmed.

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2021 • 11:29:21am

re: #48 John Hughes

What makes you think a government would get to decide?

To be sure, such an announcement (and I was being flippant) would unleash a furor the like of which none of us have ever seen. Could any government keep a lid on it? That I don’t know. But I’m fairly sure they’d try their damnedest.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:30:40am
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John Hughes  May 19, 2021 • 11:30:53am

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

Massie:
“A study of 6.3 million Israelis showed that the estimated protection for those already infected [ WHO SURVIVED ] was 94.8% from reinfection and 96.4% from severe illness, as compared to effectiveness of 92.8% and 94.4%, respectively, from the vaccines.”

The people who died also did not recontract the disease.

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danarchy  May 19, 2021 • 11:34:06am

re: #15 Dr Lizardo

Right now, it looks like the GOP has gone all-in on Trump. But what if Trump ends up in the slammer between now and 2024? That cannot be ruled out.

The GOP would be fucked six ways from Sunday.

or they would have a figurative martyr who is clearly a political prisoner of the far left fascist state.

///

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:34:12am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:37:50am
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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 11:38:03am

re: #50 No Malarkey!

Trump will be the 2024 GQP nominee for President, unless he is dead or in prison. And maybe even then.

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We’re also only a little over 100 day into Biden’s term. We’ve got a long way to go until the next campaign.

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John Hughes  May 19, 2021 • 11:38:07am

re: #52 Dr Lizardo

Yes but how would the government be able to make such an announcement? If extraterrestrial life is detected it’s extremely unlikely that it would be the government that would detect it.

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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 11:39:21am

re: #59 John Hughes

Yes but how would the government be able to make such an announcement? If extraterrestrial life is detected it’s extremely unlikely that it would be the government that would detect it.

An amateur was the first to discover the nova near Cassiopeia.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:39:31am

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 11:42:37am

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

And most definitely what lengths white people will go to keep blacks oppressed.

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danarchy  May 19, 2021 • 11:42:39am

re: #17 Targetpractice

Since we’ve yet to find a way to travel faster than the speed of light that doesn’t violate either the laws of the universe or depend upon exotic forms of matter and energy that are equally as implausible, traveling across the gulf of space means travel times measured in centuries or longer. So anything that arrives in Earth orbit in some hypothetical future is likely to be robotic in nature and sent out for a more mundane purpose than “Make contact with the highly evolved hairless apes and welcome them to the galactic neighborhood party.”

Odds are they’re likely roaming the cosmos in search of something. Best case scenario is that whatever it’s looking for isn’t here, in which case it takes a snapshot and then buggers off. Worse case scenario is it’s after something that we’re standing atop of, in which case we’re vermin in need of extermination, or it’s actively hostile and we’re bugs to be squashed.

We also look at space travel through a human lens. What if an alien species had a lifetime in the thousands of years. A century to travel to a new star may not seam so far out of reach, especially if you can manage relativistic speeds so a century from a static frame may just be a few decades to the traveler.

Do I think we are being visited by aliens no, and robots or radio signals would be the most likely form of first contact, but we should also not put human limitations on an alien lifeform that may be so out of the human spectrum that we may have a hard time even recognizing it as life.

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2021 • 11:43:18am

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The only appropriate response to such a statement from Thune would be putting the video of McCarthy boasting about how his party’s constant drumbeat of “BENGHAZI!!!” cost Hillary the election.

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The GOP is a terrorist organization  May 19, 2021 • 11:43:19am

re: #55 danarchy

or they would have a figurative martyr who is clearly a political prisoner of the far left fascist state.

///

The highest-profile Trumper who seems to be the most electable (relatively speaking) is DeSantis.

But don’t count on one of Trump kids…

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teleskiguy  May 19, 2021 • 11:46:54am

Mental health break.

Watch this neon green-suited, long-haired, absolute bro drop into the right side of Corbet’s Couloir at Jackson Hole ski area.

Corbet’s Couloir right side drop-in

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gwangung  May 19, 2021 • 11:48:39am

re: #23 Charles Johnson

Wonder how the two Korean American Republican reps from Southern CA gonna vote?

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2021 • 11:49:43am

re: #59 John Hughes

Yes but how would the government be able to make such an announcement? If extraterrestrial life is detected it’s extremely unlikely that it would be the government that would detect it.

Good point. Yeah, it could probably some amateur astronomer.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:55:44am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:56:27am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 11:57:31am

re: #71 Backwoods_Sleuth

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 12:01:23pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Anyone who had the slightest memory since 1994 knew the motherfathering QAP was going to pull the Lucy shit on this.

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danarchy  May 19, 2021 • 12:03:33pm

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

If you had a spaceship that could travel as fast as light (that’s Warp 1 to you Star Trek fans), it would take you over five hours to get to Pluto and over four YEARS to get the next closest star system (Alpha Centauri).

If you are traveling at the speed of light it is only 4 years from Earths perspective, not from the travelers. So if it is a one way trip would it matter? Even if it wasn’t a one way trip and you just didn’t care the that the earth was going to move on while you were traveling. Of course getting to light speed through conventional means would essentially require infinite energy and the added mass your ship took on would rip a whole in the fabric of space. But even some reasonable fraction of light speed that could make noticeable relativistic effects could make the duration for the travelers substantially less than 4 years.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 12:06:54pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 12:11:37pm

re: #75 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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Jay C  May 19, 2021 • 12:12:49pm

re: #58 Belafon

We’re also only a little over 100 day into Biden’s term. We’ve got a long way to go until the next campaign.

You would think so, but in this day and age, the “next campaign” usually begins right after Election Day ( if not earlier)

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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 12:18:36pm

re: #77 Jay C

You would think so, but in this day and age, the “next campaign” usually begins right after Election Day ( if not earlier)

Biden seems to be focused on governing instead of campaigning, unlike TFG.

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nines09  May 19, 2021 • 12:19:28pm

Afternoon break after 3 stitches.

Voice from above..

Leonard Cohen - Tower Of Song (Live in London)

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William Lewis  May 19, 2021 • 12:26:35pm

re: #57 Backwoods_Sleuth

Damn onion cutting ninjas…

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Charles Johnson  May 19, 2021 • 12:33:34pm
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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 19, 2021 • 12:35:27pm

re: #50 No Malarkey!

Trump will be the 2024 GQP nominee for President, unless he is dead or in prison. And maybe even then.

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Two words: three years.

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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 12:38:37pm

re: #81 Charles Johnson

I will be so glad when Glade releases their Covid-19 room odorizer. “Project yourself by killing off those that won’t do the right thing.”

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 12:40:51pm
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KGxvi  May 19, 2021 • 12:41:58pm

re: #31 No Malarkey!

Bitcoin is a lot like gold bars to me. It has value because a lot of people believe it has value. Which in fairness is the way money works generally. But the fact that Bitcoin and crypto generally isn’t backed by governments and has no practical use/value the way precious metals do, makes it seem like a pretty dumb idea

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 12:44:22pm

LA Times Has The Wild Story Of A City Facing Rebellion Over COVID Rules

Happening in Shasta County where assholes are trying to recall 3 County Supervisors who support the masking rules…and a bunch of thugs go after people who wear masks…

talkingpointsmemo.com

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 12:45:46pm

re: #84 jaunte

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Greene sees nothing wrong with getting that because she knows that the Xtians who send her $$$ will cover those fines.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 12:46:25pm

How about that.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 19, 2021 • 12:48:52pm

re: #85 KGxvi

Bitcoin is a lot like gold bars to me. It has value because a lot of people believe it has value. Which in fairness is the way money works generally. But the fact that Bitcoin and crypto generally isn’t backed by governments and has no practical use/value the way precious metals do, makes it seem like a pretty dumb idea

Precious metals had no practical use before the electronic age. I would argue that that’s why they made a great medium of exchange.

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lawhawk  May 19, 2021 • 12:49:36pm

re: #88 jaunte

*chef’s kiss*

Who knew that paying a good wage will encourage good customer service and actually get people working hard for the job.

Looks like covid19 pandemic reset worker expectations - that they shouldn’t accept shit wages to get harangued and accosted by customers who put them at risk by not masking/social distancing, especially in food service industry.

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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 12:50:18pm

re: #88 jaunte

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How about that.

Fifteen years ago when I tended bar the owner paid us $10.00 per hour plus tips rather than the $2.00 she could have paid us. It was part of the reason she ran the most popular bar in town, because she had a good staff. We also didn’t steal from her like most bartenders in town did.

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Dopamine Fish  May 19, 2021 • 12:51:29pm

re: #91 DesertDenizen

Fifteen years ago when I tended bar the owner paid us $10.00 per hour plus tips rather than the $2.00 she could have paid us. It was part of the reason she ran the most popular bar in town, because she had a good staff. We also didn’t steal from her like most bartenders in town did.

Because you didn’t have to in order to have money to live on. Funny how that works, ain’t it?

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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 12:51:57pm

re: #89 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

Precious metals had no practical use before the electronic age. I would argue that that’s why they made a great medium of exchange.

Exactly. They became valuable because they were useless. If you could waste resources on useless decoration you must have been wealthy.

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Dangerman  May 19, 2021 • 12:52:39pm

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Can’t “relitigate” something that never has been once yet

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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 12:53:02pm

re: #92 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Because you didn’t have to in order to have money to live on. Funny how that works, ain’t it?

Bingo! But she was the only owner in town to understand that.

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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 12:54:31pm

re: #88 jaunte

If someone wants to be the best table cleaner at McDonald’s, then they should be paid accordingly.

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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 12:55:26pm

re: #88 jaunte

If he was really smart, he would raise it to $21/hr.

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gocart mozart  May 19, 2021 • 12:57:16pm
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Targetpractice  May 19, 2021 • 12:58:43pm

re: #88 jaunte

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How about that.

We keep getting told that raising pay will only hurt or kill businesses because those businesses will have to raise prices and thus lose customers, yet again and again businesses that raise employee pay end up not only surviving but thriving.

You’d think after awhile that somebody might notice a pattern there…

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 12:59:45pm

re: #98 gocart mozart

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Reminds me of the Rodney Dangerfield joke, “Hey! I get no respect at all. People don’t want to have anything to do with me. Like the time I was walking down the street and saw a sign in a bar window saying “Topless and Bottomless”. I went in. Nobody was there…”

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 1:00:22pm

re: #76 jaunte

Best to have a preventative D&C every month, just in case.
/Not serious, I’ve heard how much it sucks. (pun accidental)

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2021 • 1:00:28pm
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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 1:00:36pm

re: #98 gocart mozart

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Someone in the replies to Abbott’s executive order talked about how places can require pants but for some reason couldn’t require a mask, and people were arguing that pants served a function so it was different.

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 1:01:58pm

re: #103 Belafon

Someone in the replies to Abbott’s executive order talked about how places can require pants but for some reason couldn’t require a mask, and people were arguing that pants served a function so it was different.

Yeah…all those Texans with tiny ding dongs…

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Dangerman  May 19, 2021 • 1:03:08pm

re: #76 jaunte

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The first argument will be that its not a heart beat because it’s not a heart

British researchers analyzed scans of the hearts of healthy fetuses in the womb and found that the heart has four clearly defined chambers in the eighth week of pregnancy, but does not have fully organized muscle tissue until the 20th week.

This from 2013

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 1:05:33pm

re: #85 KGxvi

Bitcoin is a lot like gold bars to me. It has value because a lot of people believe it has value. Which in fairness is the way money works generally. But the fact that Bitcoin and crypto generally isn’t backed by governments and has no practical use/value the way precious metals do, makes it seem like a pretty dumb idea

It’s a very dumb idea. Libertarian nerds decided to bypass government money using technology. This only works until governments ban and crack down on it.

You can only bypass the policies of your government with technology on a temporary basis. A lot of mining is in China, and the value is propped up by Chinese citizens, so when China bans cryptocurrencies that they don’t control, the party is over. The Party will have ended the party.

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aatharuv  May 19, 2021 • 1:06:12pm

re: #102 No Malarkey!

Wow.
First, TIL. Mike Pence’s brother Greg is in the House of Representatives.

Second, there is someone even more weak and craven than Ted Cruz. I mean, sucking up to the man who called your wife ugly and said your father was involved in the JFK assasination is already pretty low on the scale of weak and craven, but voting against a commission to investigate the set of events that included people chanting how they were going to murder your brother is a whole new level of weakness and cravenness.

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darthstar  May 19, 2021 • 1:07:55pm
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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 1:08:08pm

re: #107 aatharuv

Wow.
First, TIL. Mike Pence’s brother Greg is in the House of Representatives.

Second, There is someone even more weak and craven than Ted Cruz. I mean, sucking up to the man who called your wife ugly and said your father was involved in the JFK assasination is already pretty low on the scale of weak and craven, but voting against a commission to investigate the set of events that included people chanting how they were going to murder your brother is a whole new level of weakness and cravenness.

He’s a Pence. What did you expect?

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Dangerman  May 19, 2021 • 1:08:19pm

re: #99 Targetpractice

We keep getting told that raising pay will only hurt or kill businesses because those businesses will have to raise prices and thus lose customers, yet again and again businesses that raise employee pay end up not only surviving but thriving.

You’d think after awhile that somebody might notice a pattern there…

They have
They will never brin g themselves to change their narrative
It would be admitting they were wrong

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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 1:08:26pm

re: #88 jaunte

One more thing: This also destroys the “We should treat small businesses differently” argument.

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Charles Johnson  May 19, 2021 • 1:11:58pm
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Dangerman  May 19, 2021 • 1:12:08pm

According to a new book, in conversations with advisers and donors during the Trump administration and the 2020 election, former President Barack Obama called Donald Trump a “madman,” a “racist, sexist pig,” “that fucking lunatic” and a “corrupt motherfucker,” The Guardian reports.

“Obama’s feelings are well-known, but have rarely been reported in such blunt detail.”

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BeachDem  May 19, 2021 • 1:14:00pm

re: #86 🌹UOJB!

LA Times Has The Wild Story Of A City Facing Rebellion Over COVID Rules

Happening in Shasta County where assholes are trying to recall 3 County Supervisors who support the masking rules…and a bunch of thugs go after people who wear masks…

talkingpointsmemo.com

re: #86 🌹UOJB!

LA Times Has The Wild Story Of A City Facing Rebellion Over COVID Rules

Happening in Shasta County where assholes are trying to recall 3 County Supervisors who support the masking rules…and a bunch of thugs go after people who wear masks…

talkingpointsmemo.com

Ah, Shasta County, where the loathsome Patrick Jones, former Redding councilman/mayor, gunshop owner and former transit board member (who was 100% anti-transit) is now, of course one of the county supervisors who’s an anti-mask moron.

Back in January—Newly elected Shasta County Supervisor Patrick Jones appeared at his first meeting Tuesday in the supervisors’ chambers in Redding. The meeting was scheduled to take place online but Jones and Supervisor Les Baugh opened the chambers and allowed members of the public inside.

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Dangerman  May 19, 2021 • 1:14:22pm
Associated Press: “Firms hired to run a partisan audit of the 2020 election for Senate Republicans in Arizona said Tuesday that data was not destroyed, reversing earlier allegations that election officials in the state’s most populated county eliminated evidence.”

The claim of deleted databases was amplified by former President Donald Trump and his supporters, who believe conspiracy theories about election irregularities

Think they’ll be good with this explanation?
Nope. Not a chance

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Dangerman  May 19, 2021 • 1:16:10pm
A bipartisan group of senators is expected to introduce legislation Wednesday to lift significant financial burdens off the ailing U.S. Postal Service while tightening accountability requirements for mail delivery, a major stride toward reform for the agency that has tussled with its balance sheet and reputation for the better part of a year

Its WaPo so I can’t read the details

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2021 • 1:18:03pm

re: #116 Dangerman

Its WaPo so I can’t read the details

A bill that would allow the USPS to get out from under the financial lead weight that the GQP put upon it in order to drive it into bankruptcy as an excuse to privatize the whole operation.

Yeah, I don’t see it reaching Biden anytime soon.

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Dopamine Fish  May 19, 2021 • 1:19:04pm

re: #115 Dangerman

Think they’ll be good with this explanation?
Nope. Not a chance

It follows the typical right-wing pattern: Make a false claim that engenders outrage, wait for the outrage to set in, hastily (and quietly) revoke the claim to avoid legal liability, and enjoy the sound of sheeple making your alternate reality for you.

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calochortus  May 19, 2021 • 1:19:49pm

re: #115 Dangerman

Think they’ll be good with this explanation?
Nope. Not a chance

Nah, the Dems obviously just hid the stuff and then had to reveal it in the face of The People’s anger.

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nines09  May 19, 2021 • 1:26:14pm

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steve_davis  May 19, 2021 • 1:29:24pm

re: #117 Targetpractice

A bill that would allow the USPS to get out from under the financial lead weight that the GQP put upon it in order to drive it into bankruptcy as an excuse to privatize the whole operation.

Yeah, I don’t see it reaching Biden anytime soon.

it’ll be there with lightning speed. The House is passing a similar version. It’ll be on his desk in short order.

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 1:34:32pm

Andrew Giuliani is only 35 but he told Fox News he’s been in government service for ‘5 decades’

Could he be even more of an asshole than his Dad is?

Could be!

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nines09  May 19, 2021 • 1:38:17pm

Why Dad vanished, part # 342,751

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2021 • 1:39:53pm

re: #122 🌹UOJB!

Andrew Giuliani is only 35 but he told Fox News he’s been in government service for ‘5 decades’

Could he be even more of an asshole than his Dad is?

Could be!

He is counting from when Rudy entered politics when he was a toddler, which is ridiculous.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 1:48:39pm

re: #124 No Malarkey!

He is counting from when Rudy entered politics when he was a toddler, which is ridiculous.

Have we ruled out Rudy having transferred his consciousness to his son, killing the son?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 1:52:48pm

re: #84 jaunte

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 19, 2021 • 1:58:23pm

re: #126 Backwoods_Sleuth

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It’s not from Nancy, so he didn’t likely look at it. And maybe didn’t notice the fine of $2500 per offense after the first. He’s not, I think, so wealthy that he can afford to keep up this stunt for long.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 1:58:43pm

re: #126 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Mike Lamb  May 19, 2021 • 1:58:49pm

re: #66 teleskiguy

Mental health break.

Watch this neon green-suited, long-haired, absolute bro drop into the right side of Corbet’s Couloir at Jackson Hole ski area.

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Do his giant brass balls roll down behind him or do they ride along?

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KGxvi  May 19, 2021 • 1:59:43pm

re: #106 Punish Domestic Terrorists

It’s a very dumb idea. Libertarian nerds decided to bypass government money using technology. This only works until governments ban and crack down on it.

You can only bypass the policies of your government with technology on a temporary basis. A lot of mining is in China, and the value is propped up by Chinese citizens, so when China bans cryptocurrencies that they don’t control, the party is over. The Party will have ended the party.

the glibertarians make it really hard for me to defend a lot of libertarianism.

I swear, one of these days, I am actually going to write a book…

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2021 • 2:01:33pm

re: #127 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

It’s not from Nancy, so he didn’t likely look at it. And maybe didn’t notice the fine of $2500 per offense after the first. He’s not, I think, so wealthy that he can afford to keep up this stunt for long.

He’ll start the fundraising emails and make the rubes pay for it.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 2:03:03pm

re: #130 KGxvi

the glibertarians make it really hard for me to defend a lot of libertarianism.

I swear, one of these days, I am actually going to write a book…

I have a friend who’s the social media director for a county-level Libertarian party org.
By now, he knows Libertarians are crazy, but he was raised by Conservatives, which involved some brainwashing, so supporting the party that has a chance of stopping the far-right isn’t available to him.

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BlueSpotinAL  May 19, 2021 • 2:05:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:07:28pm

re: #124 No Malarkey!

He is counting from when Rudy entered politics when he was a toddler, which is ridiculous.

Still isn’t five decades, only four.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 2:08:45pm

re: #133 BlueSpotinAL

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mmmirele  May 19, 2021 • 2:13:04pm

re: #43 Backwoods_Sleuth

My asshat congressman.

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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 2:13:18pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

Still isn’t five decades, only four.

I think what he’s going with is 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s. It’s a pretty chickenshit way to read it, but it he has technically been alive for parts of five different decades.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:15:13pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:15:58pm

re: #137 DesertDenizen

I think what he’s going with is 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s. It’s a pretty chickenshit way to read it, but it he has technically been alive for parts of five different decades.

ah, republican math…

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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 2:18:04pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

It only hit me because someone on my Sirius radio was pointing out the Springsteen has now charted in six different decades, 70s through now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:18:06pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:20:09pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:21:56pm

re: #137 DesertDenizen

I think what he’s going with is 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s. It’s a pretty chickenshit way to read it, but it he has technically been alive for parts of five different decades.

that’s it:

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Mike Lamb  May 19, 2021 • 2:22:01pm

re: #137 DesertDenizen

I think what he’s going with is 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s. It’s a pretty chickenshit way to read it, but it he has technically been alive for parts of five different decades.

He actually describes it pretty clearly in the clip, but it’s 85 types of stupid to argue that he was “in politics” when he was 3. In the spot light? Sure, ok. But in politics? It’s just a stupid, stupid claim. I just wish Chris Farley was still around to see this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:23:35pm
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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 2:28:56pm

re: #143 Backwoods_Sleuth

“So I may look young, but I certainly feel a lot older.”

Already in his dotage, in fact.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:29:02pm
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Eventual Carrion  May 19, 2021 • 2:29:06pm

re: #135 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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Wonder if she or any other repub wants to enumerate all those ‘crisis after crisis’ he has fumbled

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gocart mozart  May 19, 2021 • 2:29:40pm

re: #124 No Malarkey!

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Dopamine Fish  May 19, 2021 • 2:30:00pm

re: #148 Eventual Carrion

Wonder if she or any other repub wants to enumerate all those ‘crisis after crisis’ he has fumbled

Well, obviously, all of the ones they manufactured in order to pretend that Biden botched them all. Isn’t circular logic fun?

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EPR-radar  May 19, 2021 • 2:30:41pm

re: #130 KGxvi

the glibertarians make it really hard for me to defend a lot of libertarianism.

I swear, one of these days, I am actually going to write a book…

Especially since cryptocurrencies are so often transparent attempts to transfer wealth to *coin early adopters for no justifiable reason.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 2:30:59pm

re: #148 Eventual Carrion

Wonder if she or any other repub wants to enumerate all those ‘crisis after crisis’ he has fumbled

The @Potus account hasn’t promoted white nationalism once since Biden took over.
Immigrants are allowed into the country.

It’s going to hell in a handbasket.
/

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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 2:31:37pm

re: #148 Eventual Carrion

Wonder if she or any other repub wants to enumerate all those ‘crisis after crisis’ he has fumbled

The Border
Israel
Prosecuting white people
Blowing up the debt
Taking care of poor people

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Charles Johnson  May 19, 2021 • 2:34:02pm
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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 2:35:26pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 19, 2021 • 2:35:27pm

LoL. Wut?

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Eventual Carrion  May 19, 2021 • 2:36:10pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

ah, republican math…

As good as their rounding of the vote totals from the election. They round tRump’s numbers to 75 million (he had 74,222,552), but they round Biden’s numbers down to 81 million (he had 81,283,786). So they round 222,552 up while rounding 283,786 down. Fucking disingenuous pukes.

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darthstar  May 19, 2021 • 2:36:10pm

I thought those UFOs looked familiar.

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BeachDem  May 19, 2021 • 2:37:46pm

re: #144 Mike Lamb

He actually describes it pretty clearly in the clip, but it’s 85 types of stupid to argue that he was “in politics” when he was 3. In the spot light? Sure, ok. But in politics? It’s just a stupid, stupid claim. I just wish Chris Farley was still around to see this.

and as someone pointed out in one of the threads, he could also say he was “in politics” over the course of 2 centuries—equally stupid, but hey, he’s Rudy’s son…

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Eventual Carrion  May 19, 2021 • 2:37:57pm

re: #142 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Only certain blue lives matter

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:40:28pm

re: #159 BeachDem

and as someone pointed out in one of the threads, he could also say he was “in politics” over the course of 2 centuries—equally stupid, but hey, he’s Rudy’s son…

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HRH Stanley Sea  May 19, 2021 • 2:43:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:43:57pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:48:33pm
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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 2:49:06pm

re: #163 Backwoods_Sleuth

Then again, sometimes it’s impossible not to take a position on legislation.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 2:50:20pm

re: #164 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:50:31pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2021 • 2:52:44pm

Imagine what could happen in six months if the Dems got a solid majority in both chambers.

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Dopamine Fish  May 19, 2021 • 2:53:08pm

re: #168 Eclectic Cyborg

Imagine what could happen in six months if the Dems got a solid majority in both chambers.

I’m having trouble imagining that, I’m afraid.

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teleskiguy  May 19, 2021 • 2:53:48pm
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nines09  May 19, 2021 • 2:54:29pm

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EPR-radar  May 19, 2021 • 2:54:51pm

re: #167 Backwoods_Sleuth

Republicans really are the scum of the earth. To be a Republican one must be actively evil or willfully blind to the evil of other Republicans to a degree that would shame the ‘good Germans’ of Occupied Germany. There are no other options.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 2:55:05pm

re: #170 teleskiguy

Giant Military Analyst Cat.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 2:56:02pm
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sagehen  May 19, 2021 • 2:59:27pm

re: #170 teleskiguy

Is that a giant military cat, or a tiny tiny computer?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 2:59:33pm
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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 2:59:40pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 19, 2021 • 3:01:16pm

re: #171 nines09

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Dave In Austin  May 19, 2021 • 3:02:52pm

re: #171 nines09

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 3:06:35pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 3:11:09pm

re: #165 jaunte

Then again, sometimes it’s impossible not to take a position on legislation.

on actual legislation:

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John Hughes  May 19, 2021 • 3:14:58pm

re: #74 danarchy

If you are traveling at the speed of light it is only 4 years from Earths perspective, not from the travelers.

If the travelers are moving at the speed of light (which, by current understanding is impossible) then, from the point of view of someone on earth, the trip takes 4 years. From the point of view of the crew it takes zero years.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 19, 2021 • 3:19:51pm

re: #182 John Hughes

If the travelers are moving at the speed of light (which, by current understanding is impossible) then, from the point of view of someone on earth, the trip takes 4 years. From the point of view of the crew it takes zero years.

As much as I hate to give him credit for anything, Card actually did a very good job explaining of this phenomena in his Ender series.

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nines09  May 19, 2021 • 3:23:11pm

re: #178 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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🌹UOJB!  May 19, 2021 • 3:24:40pm

re: #171 nines09

OWTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nines09  May 19, 2021 • 3:31:13pm

Thanks all. Any musician who ever felt a hack saw blade saw through a digit or the clean crisp sharpened edge cut a finger not too deep ….
Understands when it just no big thang.

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darthstar  May 19, 2021 • 3:32:52pm

re: #171 nines09

re: #185 🌹UOJB!

OWTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very Jerry Garcia.

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William Lewis  May 19, 2021 • 3:34:37pm

re: #183 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

As much as I hate to give him credit for anything, Card actually did a very good job explaining of this phenomena in his Ender series.

Agreed on both counts.

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A Mom Anon  May 19, 2021 • 3:36:08pm

re: #186 nines09

Glad you’re going to be ok.

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ipsos  May 19, 2021 • 3:40:19pm

re: #189 A Mom Anon

Glad you’re going to be ok.

So say we all!

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EPR-radar  May 19, 2021 • 3:40:30pm

re: #183 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

As much as I hate to give him credit for anything, Card actually did a very good job explaining of this phenomena in his Ender series.

Agree 100% that Card’s views are deplorable. As a far lesser point, Card took liberties with the science for dramatic effect, by assuming faster than light communication, but no faster than light travel. That was a fine story telling device, but it is not consistent with known physics (both FTL communication and FTL travel are ruled out by known physics).

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 3:42:05pm

I don’t think he has the skills for it.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 3:43:24pm
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William Lewis  May 19, 2021 • 3:46:22pm

re: #191 EPR-radar

Agree 100% that Card’s views are deplorable. As a far lesser point, Card took liberties with the science for dramatic effect, by assuming faster than light communication, but no faster than light travel. That was a fine story telling device, but it is not consistent with known physics (both FTL communication and FTL travel are ruled out by known physics).

The Alcubierre Drive wants to remind you that there is still a discussion going on about that.

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nines09  May 19, 2021 • 3:47:46pm

Thank you all.
Lit my ass up.
Been while since I could look into a finger that deep.
Figured stitches or have it just break open again and…
My world is blades sharp.
Forget or get off….
My reminder.
Respect.

Thanks

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steve_davis  May 19, 2021 • 3:49:51pm

re: #191 EPR-radar

Agree 100% that Card’s views are deplorable. As a far lesser point, Card took liberties with the science for dramatic effect, by assuming faster than light communication, but no faster than light travel. That was a fine story telling device, but it is not consistent with known physics (both FTL communication and FTL travel are ruled out by known physics).

right. because getting information some place is the same thing, for all intents and purposes, as getting something physical to that place. And also, there’s the whole “Jovians rigging the goddamned pennant again” element that we don’t want to have to deal with.

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Patricia Kayden  May 19, 2021 • 3:50:39pm

re: #113 Dangerman

President Obama is way too polite.

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sagehen  May 19, 2021 • 3:54:13pm

re: #191 EPR-radar

That was a fine story telling device, but it is not consistent with known physics (both FTL communication and FTL travel are ruled out by known physics).

Quantum entanglement begs to differ.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 3:54:15pm
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darthstar  May 19, 2021 • 3:54:27pm
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Belafon  May 19, 2021 • 4:01:22pm

re: #200 darthstar

I would check and see if the company is actually giving either of them to their employees. Companies raising wages aren’t seeing increases in overall costs.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 4:04:50pm

“…How do we know the surcharge is anti-worker?

Consumers don’t like surprising add-ons; when you go somewhere expecting to pay menu price and then end up needing to pay more, you’re usually annoyed. Business owners who put a surcharge on their menus know that and want you to tie your annoyance to legislation that makes them compensate their employees more fairly.”
34justice.com

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 4:06:13pm

Trying to imagine what one of my clients might say if I added a ‘living wage surcharge’ to their bill.

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retired cynic  May 19, 2021 • 4:06:26pm

Campus Cancel Culture Freakouts Obscure the Power of University Boards
This op-ed argues that university boards are really in control of many core functions on college and university campuses. teenvogue.com

Teen Vogue does a good looking into the right wing trope of calling college culture leftist, and finds that it is no such thing.

The corporate capitalist regime that controls American university boards today has manufactured the current crisis of higher education by inflating tuition to compensate for state funding cuts while passing on the debt to students; hiring contingent rather than tenure-line staff to pay teachers less while withholding the security of academic freedom; and appointing administrators who are ultimately accountable to the regime.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 4:06:54pm

“How long have you been running a business?
Did you know that you have to pay your employees?”

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HRH Stanley Sea  May 19, 2021 • 4:12:32pm

re: #200 darthstar

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Raclette burger? YUM

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:13:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:15:00pm
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Eventual Carrion  May 19, 2021 • 4:15:03pm

re: #200 darthstar

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“Wash your hand”. Which one?

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austin_blue  May 19, 2021 • 4:15:24pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

Still isn’t five decades, only four.

Hey, it’s from the same people who are convinced that near sundown on Friday to sometime before sunrise on Sunday means Jesus rose from the dead after three days, not +/- 36 hours.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:18:07pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:19:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:24:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:28:23pm

hmmm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:36:17pm
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plansbandc  May 19, 2021 • 4:39:02pm

re: #208 Backwoods_Sleuth

Why have we been doomed to live in the most stupid of times?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:39:36pm

re: #216 plansbandc

Why have we been doomed to live in the most stupid of times?

just lucky like that, I guess

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:41:18pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:43:12pm
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EPR-radar  May 19, 2021 • 4:44:23pm

re: #198 sagehen

Quantum entanglement begs to differ.

Actually, it doesn’t because that specific kind of spooky action at a distance can’t be used for FTL communication or travel.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:45:32pm

re: #219 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Barefoot Grin  May 19, 2021 • 4:47:17pm

I’ve used them both—bathing suit and swimsuit—my entire life. This is not a thing.

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plansbandc  May 19, 2021 • 4:48:14pm

re: #219 Backwoods_Sleuth

JFC what an idiot.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 4:51:54pm
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BeachDem  May 19, 2021 • 4:53:31pm

re: #219 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The only place I ever hear swimsuit is in beauty pageant lingo.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 4:54:06pm
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BeachDem  May 19, 2021 • 4:58:11pm

Well, my rep, Tom Rice, is still out of fucks—he voted for impeachment and he voted for the commission (and he will undoubtedly be primaried by some of the worst of the worst—hey, my county went for fucking Lin Wood for GOP state chair)

c-span.org

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Dopamine Fish  May 19, 2021 • 5:00:10pm

re: #227 BeachDem

Well, my rep, Tom Rice, is still out of fucks—he voted for impeachment and he voted for the commission (and he will undoubtedly be primaried by some of the worst of the worst—hey, my county went for fucking Lin Wood for GOP state chair)

c-span.org

Sounds like you’ve got one of the last principled Republicans in existence. It might be worthwhile to send him messages of support.

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BeachDem  May 19, 2021 • 5:03:22pm

re: #228 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Sounds like you’ve got one of the last principled Republicans in existence. It might be worthwhile to send him messages of support.

It’s pretty surprising, actually, because until the impeachment vote, he went along with the rest of the Republican morons from this state on just about every vote since he first got elected. My guess is he won’t run again.

For anyone who wants the list of Repubs who voted Yea:

REPUBLICAN
Bacon R-NE, Yea
Bentz R-OR, Yea
Bice R-OK, Yea
Cheney R-WY, Yea
Curtis R-UT, Yea
Davis R-IL, Yea
Fitzpatrick R-PA, Yea
Fortenberry R-NE, Yea
Garbarino R-NY, Yea
Gimenez R-FL, Yea
Gonzales R-TX, Yea
Gonzalez R-OH, Yea
Guest R-MS, Yea
Beutler R-WA, Yea
Hill R-AR, Yea
Hollingsworth R-IN, Yea
Jacobs R-NY, Yea
Johnson R-SD, Yea
Joyce R-OH, Yea
Katko R-NY, Yea
Kinzinger R-IL, Yea
McKinley R-WV, Yea
Meijer R-MI, Yea
Miller-Meeks R-IA, Yea
Moore R-UT, Yea
Newhouse R-WA, Yea
Reed R-NY, Yea
Rice R-SC, Yea
Salazar R-FL, Yea
Simpson R-ID, Yea
Smith R-NJ, Yea
Taylor R-TX, Yea
Upton R-MI, Yea
Valadao R-CA, Yea
Womack R-AR, Yea

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:05:02pm

I finished my whittling project, a unicorn magic wand for my grand-daughter.

It’s made from a cedar branch. The unicorn horn is integral, so it wont break off. The mane is an inset piece of padauk. The eyes are ebony dowels, inserted about half an inch deep, and the highlights in the eyes are made with silver wire. The lettering on the handle is a birthday message, a wish that her magic always be benevolent, kind and fair, and a bunch of spells.

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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 5:05:09pm

re: #229 BeachDem

None of Arizona’s nutters I see. Not that I’m surprised.

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DesertDenizen  May 19, 2021 • 5:05:57pm

re: #230 jaunte

That is awe inspiring!

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Barefoot Grin  May 19, 2021 • 5:06:23pm

re: #230 jaunte

I finished my whittling project, a unicorn magic wand for my grand-daughter.

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It’s made from a cedar branch. The unicorn horn is integral, so it wont break off. The mane is an inset piece of padauk. The eyes are ebony dowels, inserted about half an inch deep, and the highlights in the eyes are made with silver wire. The lettering on the handle is a birthday message, a wish that her magic always be benevolent, kind and fair, and a bunch of spells.

I would like to register several updings with the management. So cool!

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calochortus  May 19, 2021 • 5:06:32pm

re: #230 jaunte

I finished my whittling project, a unicorn magic wand for my grand-daughter.

[Embedded content]

It’s made from a cedar branch. The unicorn horn is integral, so it wont break off. The mane is an inset piece of padauk. The eyes are ebony dowels, inserted about half an inch deep, and the highlights in the eyes are made with silver wire. The lettering on the handle is a birthday message, a wish that her magic always be benevolent, kind and fair, and a bunch of spells.

I am impressed. I’m sure your granddaughter will love it.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:06:33pm

re: #232 DesertDenizen

It was a lot of fun to work on.

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PhillyPretzel  May 19, 2021 • 5:07:04pm

re: #230 jaunte

Wow. That is one beauty of a magic wand.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:07:50pm

The heartwood did a good job of simulating the markings on the unicorn hide.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 19, 2021 • 5:08:00pm

re: #230 jaunte

I finished my whittling project, a unicorn magic wand for my grand-daughter.

[Embedded content]

It’s made from a cedar branch. The unicorn horn is integral, so it wont break off. The mane is an inset piece of padauk. The eyes are ebony dowels, inserted about half an inch deep, and the highlights in the eyes are made with silver wire. The lettering on the handle is a birthday message, a wish that her magic always be benevolent, kind and fair, and a bunch of spells.

What an awesome gift.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:08:43pm

re: #238 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

The other grandchildren have weighed in with their requests. Next up is an owl.

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retired cynic  May 19, 2021 • 5:10:29pm

re: #230 jaunte

I love it!

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PhillyPretzel  May 19, 2021 • 5:10:55pm

re: #239 jaunte

An owl? Hmm. It sounds like something from Harry Potter.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:11:33pm

re: #241 PhillyPretzel

I need a little more backstory on the owl, so I know which way to take it.

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plansbandc  May 19, 2021 • 5:11:51pm

re: #230 jaunte

Absolutely lovely. <3

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 5:14:15pm
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PhillyPretzel  May 19, 2021 • 5:15:11pm

re: #242 jaunte

Honestly all I know about owls from that series was they formed some sort of mail delivery.

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darthstar  May 19, 2021 • 5:15:23pm

Apologies to B-Sharp but the opening was there.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:16:03pm

re: #245 PhillyPretzel

I think what he likes is that they’re a symbol of wisdom, but I need to check.

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retired cynic  May 19, 2021 • 5:17:57pm

CNN just reported that NY AG has opened a criminal tax investigation into Weisselberg.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 5:19:46pm
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HRH Stanley Sea  May 19, 2021 • 5:20:32pm

re: #230 jaunte

I finished my whittling project, a unicorn magic wand for my grand-daughter.

[Embedded content]

It’s made from a cedar branch. The unicorn horn is integral, so it wont break off. The mane is an inset piece of padauk. The eyes are ebony dowels, inserted about half an inch deep, and the highlights in the eyes are made with silver wire. The lettering on the handle is a birthday message, a wish that her magic always be benevolent, kind and fair, and a bunch of spells.

Bravo!!! Exquisite.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 5:20:56pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 19, 2021 • 5:21:34pm

re: #239 jaunte

The other grandchildren have weighed in with their requests. Next up is an owl.

Cool. Can’t wait to see the pics

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:22:04pm

re: #252 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

The pressure’s on now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 5:26:45pm
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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:30:42pm

Something something definition of insanity.

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darthstar  May 19, 2021 • 5:31:20pm

re: #248 retired cynic

CNN just reported that NY AG has opened a criminal tax investigation into Weisselberg.

Well, maybe he hasn’t been as cooperative as we thought….but his ex-daughter in law has. Fuck him too.

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A Mom Anon  May 19, 2021 • 5:31:28pm

re: #230 jaunte

That is awesome! You’re a cool grandpa.

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darthstar  May 19, 2021 • 5:32:00pm

re: #255 jaunte

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Something something definition of insanity.

Mar a Moneylaundry.

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Dopamine Fish  May 19, 2021 • 5:41:16pm

From the “debate” on the 1/6 Commission:

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Barefoot Grin  May 19, 2021 • 5:42:48pm

You know that short promo that starts at the beginning of films in some theaters:

“Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby….”

And for some odd reason when the announcement was made that SCOTUS would take up a case that could end up in overturning Roe v. Wade all I could hear in my mind was…

“Let’s all get an abortion, let’s all get an abortion…”

Like it’s some frivolous choice women make.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 19, 2021 • 5:43:33pm
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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  May 19, 2021 • 5:46:13pm

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

Taking years, centuries, or even longer isn’t a problem if any one or more of these are true.

Generation ships which have solved the sociological problems they have presented in our sci-fi.

NAFAL (nearly as fast as light) ship with extreme time dilation. (and possibly not giving a damn about going back home after)

Extremely long-lived to potentially immortal species.

Automated or AI Probes, possibly self-replicating.

Species advanced beyond technological singularity (a term I hate but use here for lack of a better term) to merge with AI or upload consciousness in sufficiently advanced computers.

“Loopholes” in GR are easier to manipulate than we think at this point allowing stable traversable wormholes to be created and/or warp drives like the Alcubierre drive possible.

All that said I’m reasonably sure *every* UFO sighting so far in human history has not been aliens.

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danarchy  May 19, 2021 • 5:48:22pm

re: #194 William Lewis

The Alcubierre Drive wants to remind you that there is still a discussion going on about that.

The Alcubierre Drive is a warp drive. You never move faster than light. You exist in a sub light bubble as space moves around you faster than light. Also exotic matter and negative energy …

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CleverToad  May 19, 2021 • 5:53:13pm

re: #230 jaunte

I finished my whittling project, a unicorn magic wand for my grand-daughter.

[Embedded content]

It’s made from a cedar branch. The unicorn horn is integral, so it wont break off. The mane is an inset piece of padauk. The eyes are ebony dowels, inserted about half an inch deep, and the highlights in the eyes are made with silver wire. The lettering on the handle is a birthday message, a wish that her magic always be benevolent, kind and fair, and a bunch of spells.

Wow. That is stone gorgeous, and I bet you have a very happy granddaughter. She’ll probably be showing that off to HER kids a few decades from now.

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jaunte  May 19, 2021 • 5:54:09pm

re: #264 CleverToad

I hope so! She has said that if the house burns down, that’s the thing she’ll save.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 19, 2021 • 6:06:22pm

re: #81 Charles Johnson


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