The Bob Cesca Podcast: Sinus Headache in Human Form

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Sinus Headache In Human Form — [Explicit Content] The new streamlined opening for the show. Bring on the subpoenas. The 1/6 committee. The Republicans voted to literally defund the police. The bipartisan infrastructure deal makes it past the filibuster. Kyrsten Sinema continues to be a spoiler. Trump sabotage. The potato-shaped rodeo clown caucus tried to hold a press conference and then ran away. Joe Biden is winning the war on poverty. Trump’s rally the other day. Marco Rubio’s Derp of the Day. Antivaxxer urges his followers to get COVID. With music by Marya Zimmet and Freekbass. And David TRex Ferguson. And much more!

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jaunte  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:31:54pm
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KGxvi  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:33:24pm

re: #1 jaunte

That’s not fair… feral kids would be smart enough to stay away from the sick things.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:33:29pm

Ugh, when am I going to learn that I can no longer pile onions onto my salad like it’s Mount F’n Everest without suffering the consequences hours later?

(spoiler: possibly never)

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:35:57pm

Population control.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:36:42pm

(1:00)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:37:22pm
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KGxvi  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:37:54pm

re: #5 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

When Geraldo is the reasonable one, you really need to ask yourself… what the actual fucking fuck happened?

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:38:38pm

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:39:53pm

re: #5 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

(1:00)

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He needed his ass kicked long ago if he was ever going to be forced to learn to be a serious person.

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KGxvi  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:40:07pm

re: #8 Punish Domestic Terrorists

that’s actually brilliant.

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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:40:35pm

re: #1 jaunte

the year 2004 in florida:

get prepared. hurricane charely’s coming.

we did. then you said hurricane charley is over.
what do you mean we have to board up for hurricane frances?

you said hurricane frances is over, what do you mean we have to board up *again* for hurricane ivan?

you said hurricane ivan is over, what do you mean we have to keep the boards up for hurricane jeanne?

…

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:40:57pm

re: #7 KGxvi

When Geraldo is the reasonable one, you really need to ask yourself… what the actual fucking fuck happened?

It’s been this way since the rise of fascism in America under the corrupt former President. He’s also one of the few people there who isn’t a white nationalist.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:41:10pm
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jaunte  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:42:03pm

re: #11 Dangerman

Anti-maskers are like people coming out as the eye passes over and thinking everything’s calm now.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:42:14pm

re: #10 KGxvi

that’s actually brilliant.

I’ve never seen the idea expressed so clearly before.

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:42:26pm

re: #3 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Ugh, when am I going to learn that I can no longer pile onions onto my salad like it’s Mount F’n Everest without suffering the consequences hours later?

(spoiler: possibly never)

I overdid the onions on my tuna sandwich at lunch. But lucky me I feel no adverse effects. And the cat was happy because she got can squeezed tuna juice on some kibble.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:42:56pm

re: #14 jaunte

Anti-maskers are like people coming out as the eye passes over and thinking everything’s calm now.

they’re the ones having hurricane parties on the highrise balconies.

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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:45:19pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

i wonder if *some* of the current reluctance would change if the *delta variant* had an entirely separate and dangerous sounding name but luckily could be protected by the same vaccine

since it’s just a ‘kind of covid’, 30-40% is still taking it nonchalantly

what if it was perceived as a whole separate thing - not a ‘pandemic’, but a real omg plague epidemic - just happening coincidentally in time.

sometimes i just wonder about stuff

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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:46:41pm

re: #8 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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“i have no choice” really means i dont like the choices i have

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jaunte  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:47:36pm

re: #18 Dangerman

If it killed people with a huge flaming explosion, maybe more people would pay attention.

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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:47:39pm

re: #14 jaunte

Anti-maskers are like people coming out as the eye passes over and thinking everything’s calm now.

that’s even better

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:47:59pm

re: #18 Dangerman

i wonder if *some* of the current reluctance would change if the *delta variant* had an entirely separate and dangerous sounding name but luckily could be protected by the same vaccine

Wait ‘til we get to the Omega Variant: 100% lethal and transmissible on sight.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:48:37pm
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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:48:57pm

re: #20 jaunte

If it killed people with a huge flaming explosion, maybe more people would pay attention.

it sure would be more entertaining

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JOE 🥓  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:49:23pm

re: #5 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Aw just shoot him Jerry!

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jaunte  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:49:28pm

Kevin McCarthy is an idiot.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:50:40pm

re: #26 jaunte

Kevin McCarthy is an idiot.

Nancy says he’s a moron

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:50:59pm

re: #26 jaunte

Conjured up based on “scientific” reports of “transmission rates” and “deaths”

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jaunte  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:51:13pm

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

Either way, definitely full of shit.

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ckkatz  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:52:29pm

?!?

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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:53:15pm

reading this synopsys of The Big Steal

A thief frames an army lieutenant for his robbery, forcing the real officer to pursue the criminal across Mexico, with the aid of the thief’s own finance

think they meant ‘fiance’?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:53:36pm

re: #30 ckkatz

?!?

Cannot shake faith in our institutions

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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:55:39pm

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

Nancy says he’s a moron

they set it up and were saving it for the right moment

later Pelosi’s deputy cos said that she absolutely believes that to say this is “not a decision based on science” is “moronic.” He never would have without her nod first.

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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:56:26pm

re: #30 ckkatz

?!?

went to the scalia school of jurisprudence

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ckkatz  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:56:32pm

The snark is being unleashed in the recent Gaetz-Greene performative stupidity:

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 2:56:50pm

re: #22 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Wait ‘til we get to the Omega Variant: 100% lethal and transmissible on sight.

Not 100% lethal, but close.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:00:04pm

re: #35 ckkatz

The snark is being unleashed in the recent Gaetz-Greene performative stupidity:

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ckkatz  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:03:03pm

re: #34 Dangerman

when to the scalia school of jurisprudence

Do you mean the Antonin Scalia School of Law at George Mason University?

CNN —

George Mason University recently renamed its law school after the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia - and then quickly realized the acronym that name created was problematic.

The school first announced it would change the name to The Antonin Scalia School of Law, or ASSoL, after receiving an anonymous $30 million donation on March 31.

GMU law school renaming after Antonin Scalia hits snag
cnn.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:03:35pm

The sailor was a member of the crew at the time, Cmdr. Sean Robertson, a U.S. 3rd Fleet spokesperson, said in a statement. No name was released, and Robertson could not be immediately reached for comment.

No other details were provided, and it was unclear what evidence was found or what the motive was.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:04:27pm

it’s a still from a late night horror movie

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:05:42pm

re: #220 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

“The Constitution says you’re not allowed to ask me that question.”

“So I take it you’re an atheist trying to undermine our country, then.”

Note there wasn’t an objection to the question from any Democrat.

Also, the “tests” clause doesn’t apply to senators asking questions, only laws prohibiting or mandating particular religious positions or faith.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:07:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:08:28pm
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teleskiguy  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:08:30pm

#RIPGiftOfGab

The Mighty Underdogs - Aye

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:10:51pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:12:03pm

O_o

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:12:28pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

Now there is a man who understands what is going on. Opps sorry two men. :)

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KGxvi  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:12:48pm

re: #41 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“So I take it you’re an atheist trying to undermine our country, then.”

Note there wasn’t an objection to the question from any Democrat.

Also, the “tests” clause doesn’t apply to senators asking questions, only laws prohibiting or mandating particular religious positions or faith.

I think the better answer is, “does it matter?”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:13:38pm
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KGxvi  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:14:32pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

This seems relevant:

The Worse Word

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sagehen  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:14:33pm

re: #41 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“So I take it you’re an atheist trying to undermine our country, then.”

Note there wasn’t an objection to the question from any Democrat.

Also, the “tests” clause doesn’t apply to senators asking questions, only laws prohibiting or mandating particular religious positions or faith.

And yet the Republicans made a HUGE stink last fall that it would be hideously inappropriate, unacceptable even, if any of the Senators were to ask Amy Coney Barrett about her religion.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:15:07pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

Karenhood is a matter of choice. It describes a certain person’s actions, not their race or any other aspect of their person that they do not determine.
See also “Blue Lives Matter”

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jaunte  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:15:39pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

Unklear on the Koncept.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:15:54pm

re: #48 KGxvi

I think the better answer is, “does it matter?”

“So I take it you’re an atheist then, trying to undermine the country.”

That will be the response regardless, unless you answer “Yes I’m a Christian” (ask me how I know).

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jaunte  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:16:47pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:17:00pm

re: #51 sagehen

And yet the Republicans made a HUGE stink last fall that it would be hideously inappropriate, unacceptable even, if any of the Senators were to ask Amy Coney Barrett about her religion.

That’s because Democrats are atheists trying to undermine the country.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:19:09pm

Nap time. Since we no longer have a cat, I am forced to fill in for that role.

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JC1  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:19:09pm

re: #51 sagehen

And yet the Republicans made a HUGE stink last fall that it would be hideously inappropriate, unacceptable even, if any of the Senators were to ask Amy Coney Barrett about her religion.

Because they knew that her batshit crazy beliefs were a weakness and they wanted to get in front of it.
Let’s stop taking seriously or at face value what outraged GOP politicians say.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:19:27pm

We had a window with which we could have shut down this disease and started to return to normal.

But we had cantankerous contrarians who refused to listen to trained experts, refused to mask or vaccinate and now the very thing has happened that I feared worst: a highly contagious and virulent variant that will have us chasing our tails for the rest of the decade until “enough” people have died…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:24:56pm
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Orange Impostor  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:25:57pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

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What was the reasoning behind the “Squad” members voting against this bill? I didn’t see any statements from AOC or any of the other members.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:27:44pm

So for Lollapalooza they are expecting a crowd of 100000. You have to show proof of vaccination or a negative Covid-19 test taken in the last 72 hours.

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KingKenrod  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:29:34pm

re: #61 Orange Impostor

What was the reasoning behind the “Squad” members voting against this bill? I didn’t see any statements from AOC or any of the other members.

I found a couple of quotes. They didn’t like the fast-track process.

politico.com

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ckkatz  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:31:58pm

More snark:

ETA - ‘SAM’ -> Special Administrative Measure (Board of Prison Special Confinement Condition)

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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:33:15pm

re: #38 ckkatz

Do you mean the Antonin Scalia School of Law at George Mason University?

GMU law school renaming after Antonin Scalia hits snag
cnn.com

I was referring to the “embarrassing question”

The Supreme Court, Scalia pointed out, had sent the trial judge on a “fool’s errand” because it has “never held that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who has had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is ‘actually innocent.’ ” It was pointless to find Davis innocent because innocence, by itself, was not a legal basis to overturn the conviction.

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Jay C  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:35:37pm

re: #61 Orange Impostor

What was the reasoning behind the “Squad” members voting against this bill? I didn’t see any statements from AOC or any of the other members.

Posturing for the portside media, IMO: with a final rollcall of 416-11, a few defections aren’t going to make any difference.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:38:05pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:39:16pm

Hmm. I just heard a big ka-boom of thunder. This is not good. It was green this morning. weather.gov

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JOE 🥓  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:39:21pm

Here we go again!

Half of LA’s Biggest COVID-19 Workplace Outbreaks Are at Restaurants

Los Angeles’s current coronavirus surge has reached the same levels as last summer when the governor closed all indoor dining and bars

la.eater.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:39:23pm
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ckkatz  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:39:41pm

re: #65 Dangerman

I was referring to the “embarrassing question”

The Supreme Court, Scalia pointed out, had sent the trial judge on a “fool’s errand” because it has “never held that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who has had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is ‘actually innocent.’ ” It was pointless to find Davis innocent because innocence, by itself, was not a legal basis to overturn the conviction.

Yes, I have had a number of discussions with an attorney friend on the concept that actual innocence may not over-ride being found guilty of a crime in a court.

As well as the associated concept of finding out who actually did the crime versus the person convicted of it. Even if society is still under threat from the actual committer.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:46:28pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:47:10pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:47:59pm
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:48:00pm

Hey bread-bakers, I have a question. I have noticed that some forms of freshly-baked bread will grow moldy after only a couple of days, whereas others will keep for a week without the slightest hint of fungal intercession. What explains this?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:50:07pm

re: #75 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Hey bread-bakers, I have a question. I have noticed that some forms of freshly-baked bread will grow moldy after only a couple of days, whereas others will keep for a week without the slightest hint of fungal intercession. What explains this?

moisture is the main driving force for bread mold.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:56:35pm
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Dangerman  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:56:36pm

re: #75 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Hey bread-bakers, I have a question. I have noticed that some forms of freshly-baked bread will grow moldy after only a couple of days, whereas others will keep for a week without the slightest hint of fungal intercession. What explains this?

Sometimes refrigeration can help

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:58:12pm

re: #76 Backwoods_Sleuth

moisture is the main driving force for bread mold.

I like to keep my homebaked bread in brown paper wrappers instead of plastic.
OTOH, it generally doesn’t last long enough around here to mold.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 3:59:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:01:00pm

I suspect that Simone Biles has one great career as a coach ahead of her, if she so chooses.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:01:54pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:04:02pm

gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:06:42pm

re: #83 Backwoods_Sleuth

gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:08:18pm

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

I know this is being silly but “if you want it, here it is, come and get it.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:09:07pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:16:42pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:17:55pm
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Belafon  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:19:22pm

re: #55 jaunte

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Staring tomorrow, we’re all back to wearing masks at work.

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:23:08pm

Night Lizards. Time for this old bird to call it a day. Be well.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:27:38pm

Here’s what went down at the “God And Country Patriot Roundup” in Dallas TX

Q Conference

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:28:40pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:32:03pm
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:35:16pm

re: #91 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Prince was murdered, you guys. You’d better start taking this serious.

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Dopamine Fish  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:35:56pm

re: #94 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Prince was murdered, you guys. You’d better start taking this serious.

WAT

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:37:45pm

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:40:04pm

re: #96 Backwoods_Sleuth

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:40:35pm

re: #95 Dopamine Fish

see #91

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:43:46pm

re: #96 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:46:44pm

re: #97 PhillyPretzel

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:51:54pm
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Belafon  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:51:59pm

No one I know, just in my feed:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:52:27pm
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darthstar  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:52:30pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:55:02pm

lol, snowflake…

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No Malarkey!  Jul 29, 2021 • 4:56:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:00:38pm

re: #106 No Malarkey!

No, I do not need them moving to the woods.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:03:13pm

she is such a drama queen

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darthstar  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:07:48pm
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darthstar  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:08:37pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

she is such a drama queen

She looks like someone Ted Cruz masturbates to.

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Dopamine Fish  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:08:51pm

re: #110 darthstar

BRAIN BLEACH!

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KingKenrod  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:09:50pm

re: #110 darthstar

She looks like someone Ted Cruz masturbates to.

This post violates my HIPAA rights

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:10:21pm
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JOE 🥓  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:10:54pm

re: #110 darthstar

She looks like someone Ted Cruz masturbates to.

MY EYES! MY EYES!

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:11:33pm

The kitties have landed, and are in hiding. I have them with me in my home theater with the door closed, and am giving them space. Mindy is the braver one, and came out to eat a little as soon as I opened the carrier. Mork took a while to come out.

The additional litter box got delayed a day, so I improvised with a cardboard box and heavy garbage bag. The brand of litter they’re used to did arrive on time.

My old, dying cat is pretty pissed off. I’ll keep a door between them at all times.

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No Malarkey!  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:11:55pm

re: #107 Backwoods_Sleuth

No, I do not need them moving to the woods.

They won’t; they are sheep. They just need an authority figure to tell them: “get vaccinated, or you can’t work/go to school/take off your mask.”

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:13:12pm

I saw a Q cultist in the wild on the drive home from animal services. It takes a lot of stupidity to have that symbol on your car after members of the cult attempted a coup.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:13:44pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:14:50pm

re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

That is north of me. There is still some wind in NE Philly.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:14:59pm

This is berserk.

‘Prank Show’ Full Sketch - I Think You Should Leave

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:16:45pm

re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

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darthstar  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:17:10pm

FYI, I pre-ordered the F150 Lightning. Fuck it, I know I’ll want the electric truck when it comes, so might as well get up on the list.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:17:55pm

re: #75 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Hey bread-bakers, I have a question. I have noticed that some forms of freshly-baked bread will grow moldy after only a couple of days, whereas others will keep for a week without the slightest hint of fungal intercession. What explains this?

We eat our bread within 24 hours of baking. Any loaf that isn’t eaten is double-bagged and put in the freezer.

Mold grows faster if the kitchen is hot and humid. Onion rolls go bad very quickly. Bagels last forever (but they will fossilize & become rocks).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:18:01pm

re: #119 PhillyPretzel

That is north of me. There is still some wind in NE Philly.

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JOE 🥓  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:18:06pm

I just realized that I am old enough to remember this is what a Kellogg’s Corn Flakes box looked like when I was 2 years old…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:19:12pm
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Belafon  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:19:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:22:03pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:24:54pm

At first I was going to say that Trump administration tried gutting departments, bureaus, agencies and also deploying Trump loyalists to further erode trust in the places they were sent to work. Then I remembered that this has been in play since at least the Reagan years (Department of Interior) and especially during GWB’s years with respect to climate change. But under Trump they really openly set out to completely erode trust in government so that people like Cruz can say, “nobody trusts the CDC” (I’ve seen that a lot on our community FB page).

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darthstar  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:25:09pm

One nice thing about the Tesla is I can stalk my wife…she just pulled into the Costco parking lot and took the hard right past the do not enter sign into the part of the lot that allows the fastest exit.

I married well.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:30:27pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:31:07pm

I get the feeling that his mom drank a lot while pregnant, and it left him with a limited intellect and a lot of anger.

FedEx facility shooter who killed 8 was not motivated by bias, officials say (CNN)

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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:35:03pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:36:15pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:36:42pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:37:00pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

Watch this clip be used against her in her next upcoming campaign.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:38:13pm

re: #131 Dread Pirate Ron

I think I am going to dig a bit and see if I can find a full list of the questions used in that GW Political poll. To me the questions themselves seemed driven towards getting certain results, or at least very divisive responses. So essentially I’m questioning the poll itself since you can pretty much slant a poll whichever way you want simply by how you phrase the questions.

And the four sampled there in that Tweet seem pretty far out there in trying to elicit a bend towards violence, or at the very least excusing criminality since a “strongman” is needed.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:41:41pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:44:14pm

100+ in our backyard. So dinner will be BBQ chicken, whole, spatchcocked. As it so happens I never tried Gazpacho. But I got asked for it so I took my first swing at it today. All farmers market produce and I got some extra good olive oil. I find it a nice bright flavor. But frankly surprised a spring onion garnish is not that common. No onion in the recipe at all. We shall see what my small captive audience thinks later.

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CleverToad  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:46:57pm

re: #96 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 29, 2021 • 5:50:56pm

re: #140 CleverToad

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CleverToad  Jul 29, 2021 • 6:03:03pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

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HRH Stanley Sea  Jul 29, 2021 • 6:29:24pm

re: #130 darthstar

One nice thing about the Tesla is I can stalk my wife…she just pulled into the Costco parking lot and took the hard right past the do not enter sign into the part of the lot that allows the fastest exit.

I married well.

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My friends got the alert that the airbags deployed when their 19 yo totaled theirs.

Husband goes to wife, “we need to go”

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 29, 2021 • 9:15:09pm

re: #128 Backwoods_Sleuth

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His page takes donations. I kicked in 10 and wished him a great vacation.


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