1
Charles Johnson  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:36:34pm

I figured y’all needed a sportsball thread to stretch out and get comfortable in.

2
Targetpractice  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:37:51pm

That is a superb owl.

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:38:45pm

Yes. A lot of people will appreciate it.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:39:19pm

That changes things

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:39:29pm

Red guys recover fumble for TD.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:40:09pm

Wow, I found a stream that isn’t 2 minutes behind. EP good.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:42:23pm

Men Without Hats got paid

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darthstar  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:42:32pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:42:53pm

re: #7 TarHellion

Men Without Hats got paid

Maybe they can afford hats now.

/

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:44:06pm

re: #9 Eclectic Cyborg

Maybe they can afford hats now.

/

Too late. CTE got them all.
//

I do remember the time period as helmets became required to play in the NHL. And for a while there there a few dinosaurs like Craig MacTavish playing in the 1990s without one.

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:48:46pm

The right side of my face is getting very strong. Every time I think I moved the left side, it’s the right side giving a good hard tug and bringing the left on over. I can even move my right ear so hard, you can see a little movement of the left ear.

When I get the left side back, I’m going to have to put it in training. It’s ‘funny-looking’ from here on out.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:48:49pm

Credit to the Birds. That was a ballsy play.

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:49:30pm

re: #10 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Too late. CTE got them all.
//

I do remember the time period as helmets became required to play in the NHL. And for a while there there a few dinosaurs like Craig MacTavish playing in the 1990s without one.

And he thought nothing of it. Not for lack of trying.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:52:33pm

TD Birds.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:52:44pm

Beautifully designed and executed play for the TD

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:53:49pm

re: #13 wrenchwench

And he thought nothing of it. Not for lack of trying.

In (somewhat) fairness to Mctavish, he retired in 1998. CTE was unknown then (though there was evidence of repeated concussions causing health issues. Ask Pat Lafontaine).

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:56:17pm

re: #16 Eclectic Cyborg

In (somewhat) fairness to Mctavish, he retired in 1998. CTE was unknown then (though there was evidence of repeated concussions causing health issues. Ask Pat Lafontaine).

In no way would I ever hold a player responsible for the consequences of the game. We live in a football culture, and we are still in the knowing-nearly-nothing days of head injuries.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 4:56:34pm

Hmmm, getting CTV ads. I’m not in the US anymore.

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:01:29pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

I tried

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:01:34pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:03:28pm

Mahomes limps off. Bad news for red guys.

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:05:28pm

OH BABY

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:06:35pm

The judge needs to immediately bitch-slap Trump and his lawyer with a $1M fine.

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:06:47pm

re: #12 Eclectic Cyborg

Credit to the Birds. That was a ballsy play.

Birds fraid no 4th down

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:07:25pm

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

Mahomes limps off. Bad news for red guys.

I guess Jesus didn’t actually want him to win the Super Bowl.

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Targetpractice  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:08:43pm

re: #23 Captain Ron

[Embedded content]

The judge needs to immediately bitch-slap Trump and his lawyer with a $1M fine.

An explanation so stupid that MAGAts would totally believe it.

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:16:00pm

It was a catch. A completion. If you watched the replays, it’s legit.
But even the announcers could not bring up the mystery angle to say incomplete.
Ain’t gonna mean squat to this team.

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:16:54pm

re: #27 nines09

In favor of the Boids?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:16:57pm

24 - 14 Birds at Half

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Eventual Carrion  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:18:14pm

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:21:07pm

re: #28 PhillyPretzel

In favor of the Boids?

Of course not.

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:22:38pm

re: #31 nines09

Fireworks going off in my neighborhood. :(

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piratedan  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:24:01pm

that is one gorgeous cougar……

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:24:33pm

So sad commercials

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:25:18pm
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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:26:39pm

re: #32 PhillyPretzel

Fireworks going off in my neighborhood. :(

Let them play. They mean no harm. It’s Philly and the Iggles are in IT.
I understand your trepidation. The older I become the more jumpy. But it is a celebration, and if the Iggles win, enjoy the outburst.

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:27:18pm

re: #35 Belafon

[Embedded content]

First class took a hit. So did the cockpit. Don’t put anyone up there.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:28:35pm
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jaunte  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:35:48pm

re: #8 darthstar

Cartoon from 1927:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:36:52pm

This Halftime show is extremely underwhelming.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:36:56pm

I’m getting pretty proficient with the Mastodon API. Not using any external libraries or modules at all, just straight-up low level PHP.

The difficult part used to be managing the “multipart/form-data” content-type required to upload images/video, but PHP 8 has a built-in method to help upload files in this format, the CURLFile class.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:37:39pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

Chelyabinsk meteor was 20 meters in diameter.

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EstebanTornado1963  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:40:36pm

Biggest story of the SB, is Rihanna pregnant again?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:41:38pm

re: #43 EstebanTornado1963

Biggest story of the SB, is Rihanna pregnant again?

More than likely slight weight gain from the previous one.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:41:51pm

Reminds me of the Galactic Senate.

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sagehen  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:42:08pm

re: #43 EstebanTornado1963

Biggest story of the SB, is Rihanna pregnant again?

she just hasn’t lost the baby weight yet.

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Tahitinho  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:45:41pm

re: #40 Eclectic Cyborg
The elevated stage is the best part. I think there are short hidden cables that would hold her to the platform in the event of one of the four corner cables gave out. Even so, there must be some insurance people who were sweating until she made it back to the ground.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:45:53pm

LOL Canadian commercial about 2 guys on a frozen lake using iPhones’ lights at night in a snowstorm looking for a tooth that got knocked out in a hockey game earlier in the day. Guess the light lasts a long time in the iphone 14.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:46:08pm

Weird ass Tubi commercial.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:46:42pm

KC will need to do something with its first drive. If not, the Eagles will push the lead to 13 or 17.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:48:19pm

Acyn
@Acyn
Trump lawyer says Trump was using a classified folder to block the light on a phone near his bed that keeps him up at night?

I thought he used the collected speeches of Adolf Hitler on his bedside for that.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:50:02pm
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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:50:17pm

The cancer at work commercial was
…interesting.

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The GOP is a racist terrorist organization  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:50:27pm

Oh man, this halftime show is going to make the wingnuts bum!

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:51:31pm

re: #54 The GOP is a racist terrorist organization

We can only hope it takes them away.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:51:44pm

re: #23 Captain Ron

Trump lawyer says Trump was using a classified folder to block the light on a phone near his bed that keeps him up at night?

Did he get paid yet?

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piratedan  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:52:19pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

will agree, the land can be spectacular, some of the residents, less so…. but we stay and we do what we can.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:52:40pm

Satan in the Superbowl. What a world, what a world.

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:52:49pm

Flyers won their first Stanley Cup in 1974. I was Center City with a friend who worked auctions. I had a RD350 Yamaha that I bought for a song.
Torque monster. We left and went up I-95 towards northeast Philly.
Cars were flashing lights, people screaming….
Flyers beat the Bruins, in Philly that afternoon.
By the time I got my friend back to NE Philly, it was fully engulfed.
I went down towards my home via Frankford Avenue. Frankford Avenue was a movie. There was abandoned city buses. A thousand people screaming and dancing and just happy. I watched a LIGHTPOLE get torn down. And then the boys tried to run it through a city bus.
Nuts. But no violence except on inanimate objects.
It was a release of futility of decades. It was incredible. No person was threatened. If you was there you just danced.
I was on my scooter, and people just kept handing me beers and hugs and kisses and it was incredible.
WE WON!
Guy laid a Bruins jersey down in the middle of Frankford Ave and I burned through it a few times.
By the time I got back to Fairhill I was picking up my girl and the hood was on fire. I had to make a pass in front of my neighborhood boys, and the only helmet I owned was on my girls head.
It torqued and I put my girl on the ground like I laid her down.
Me? I landed on my head from the blown wheelie.
And that, ladies and gentlemen is why I be as I be today.
Stitches came 3 hours later from a Candy Striper (for you old heads) in Port Richmond.
Stiches were removed a week later in Atlantic City by the hotels that no longer exist..
FLY EAGLES FLY…
Now let’s light this up.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:56:01pm

TD red guys. We got a game.

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:56:13pm

re: #58 Charles Johnson

Satan in the Superbowl. What a world, what a world.

I have enough Catholic left in me that I cannot resist the urge for some Faust on Sunday.

Life Has Been Good To Me (Remastered Version)

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:56:15pm

Chefs battle back

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:59:23pm

Finally a movie I’ll see.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 5:59:26pm

Fuck Musk.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:00:41pm

I just got this notification from Duolingo:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:01:01pm

Red Guys recover fumble for TD…maybe.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:01:30pm

Incomplete pass - should be

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:01:57pm

Whoa nelly

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:02:31pm

Whoa

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:02:31pm

Reversed. No TD.

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Jay C  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:02:37pm

re: #66 Eclectic Cyborg

Red Guys recover fumble for TD…maybe.

WTF?

That sure looked like a clean hold

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sagehen  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:02:42pm

re: #64 Eclectic Cyborg

Fuck Musk.

Seems somehow appropriate he should be sitting with Murdoch.

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Eventual Carrion  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:02:44pm

re: #66 Eclectic Cyborg

Red Guys recover fumble for TD…maybe.

Review calls it incomplete

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:03:49pm

Several of my friends in France decided to march today.

alternet.org

Protests erupt in France amid ‘unjust and brutal’ proposal to raise pension eligibility age

Nearly a million people took to the streets of cities across France on Saturday during the fourth round of nationwide protests against President Emmanuel Macron’s plan to raise the country’s pension eligibility age from 62 to 64.

The French Interior Ministry said an estimated 963,000 protesters rallied in Paris, Marseilles, Nantes, Nice, Toulouse, and other cities and towns large and small for the fourth straight day of demonstrations, Agence France-Pressereports.

The French are out in the streets when Macron wants to jack up the retirement age.

And what will Americans do when the Republicans try the same thing? Sadly I expect them to sit on their asses and fume about Critical Race Theory.

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:04:35pm

re: #72 sagehen

Seems somehow appropriate he should be sitting with Murdoch.

It’s scary, is what it is.

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piratedan  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:05:16pm

fuck me! I did NOT need to see Unka Rupe and Aparthyde Clyde during my Super Bowl. That producer and the PBP guy can eat an entire bag of dicks.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:11:39pm

Breaking Bad commercial was fun.

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piratedan  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:11:52pm

re: #76 piratedan

and yeah, he signs your paycheck you fucking Nazi. One HUGE drawback to Fox broadcasting is they get to promote all of the evil shit they do on their “News” side.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:14:26pm

re: #59 nines09

I’m not from Philly but a good friend who is once told me about Flyers goalie Bernie Parent. There were bumper stickers everywhere that said “Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent.”

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:14:28pm

I’m nauseous from that. Threatening. That’s the point.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:16:57pm

This is a picture I shot of Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts back when he was a sophomore at Channelview High School and his dad was then and still is head coach. The Chronicle ran it yesterday in a big story about Hurts’ Houston roots.

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:18:12pm

Eagles redefining 4th down.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:20:40pm

Field Goal. Birds up by 6.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:21:16pm

KC will have a chance to grab the lead for the first time.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:23:08pm

Okay, Dave Grohl is a damn good actor.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:23:17pm
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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:23:56pm

re: #86 Belafon

Old man yelling at clouds again.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:25:31pm
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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:26:10pm

re: #79 Ace Rothstein

I’m not from Philly but a good friend who is once told me about Flyers goalie Bernie Parent. There were bumper stickers everywhere that said “Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent.”

Bernie Parent was an incredible goalie for the time. After expansion. After Original Six. There are videos. The Flyers team was built around “not being bullied or beaten up”.
His career was ended by Phil Esposito and a stick to the eye with the old goalie mask. Yes. He was special. The game was different, and it was stack the pads and throw yourself into the shot. He excelled.

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The GOP is a racist terrorist organization  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:26:39pm

re: #62 TarHellion

Chefs battle back

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:29:26pm

re: #89 nines09

I’m a native Texan and have lived here all my life and I LOVE hockey. We used to go to Aeros games in the 90’s at the Summit in Houston. Tickets were 12 bucks and we always sat behind the goal looking down at the ice so we could watch how the teams set things up as they came towards us. Hopefully we will get a team one day. For fuck’s sake, Atlanta has had TWO TEAMS! Vegas has a team! RALEIGH has a team! Two teams in Florida!!!

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:29:46pm

re: #88 Belafon

One Ginsu bomb could put fear in the rest of the oligarchs’ hearts.

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The GOP is a racist terrorist organization  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:30:35pm

That Gutfeld ad is STOOPID!

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:30:49pm

I think the only reason we can’t build a spaceship we could live on it lack of will:

I mean an entire grass field on a tray?

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:30:49pm

re: #89 nines09

Bernie Parent was an incredible goalie for the time. After expansion. After Original Six. There are videos. The Flyers team was built around “not being bullied or beaten up”.
His career was ended by Phil Esposito and a stick to the eye with the old goalie mask. Yes. He was special. The game was different, and it was stack the pads and throw yourself into the shot. He excelled.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:31:28pm

re: #94 Belafon

And the grass sucks!

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:31:47pm

re: #94 Belafon

I think the field has always been like that since the stadium opened.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:32:02pm

re: #59 nines09

“If the Eagles win, we’re okay with hundreds of thousands of dollars in property damage due to vandalism, as long as no one gets hurt” is the most Philly sports fan thing you’ll read today.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:32:35pm

re: #94 Belafon

And yet the announcers have mentioned the players having frequent issues keeping grip on this field.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:33:05pm

TD Red Guys. Boids lose the lead.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:33:12pm

re: #99 Eclectic Cyborg

The Chiefs kicker slipped on the kickoff a few minutes ago.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:33:39pm

re: #97 Ace Rothstein

I think the field has always been like that since the stadium opened.

They would have to build the stadium that way, but that’s my point. Fields are not small.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:34:38pm

re: #99 Eclectic Cyborg

And yet the announcers have mentioned the players having frequent issues keeping grip on this field.

I’ve been hearing that. It seems they are trying a new grass. Seems like the Superbowl is a bad place to try a new grass.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:35:00pm
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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:35:17pm

re: #64 Eclectic Cyborg

Fuck Musk.

Yup! Hoping this is true -

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:36:08pm

re: #91 Ace Rothstein

I’m a native Texan and have lived here all my life and I LOVE hockey. We used to go to Aeros games in the 90’s at the Summit in Houston. Tickets were 12 bucks and we always sat behind the goal looking down at the ice so we could watch how the teams set things up as they came towards us. Hopefully we will get a team one day. For fuck’s sake, Atlanta has had TWO TEAMS! Vegas has a team! RALEIGH has a team! Two teams in Florida!!!

I always told folks to go to a live game. Junior, IHL, ECHL, AHL, NHL, whatever.
Get seats behind the goal your team will attack for the 2 periods.
Make sure if you stand up, the puck will not clear the glass and kill you. (no longer a problem)
THEN you understand the game.

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mmmirele  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:37:09pm

re: #97 Ace Rothstein

I think the field has always been like that since the stadium opened.

Yes, this is the way it has been. That sod gets rolled out for sun…but not during the summer, because it’s so hot it would wither away.

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Jay C  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:37:14pm

re: #103 Belafon

I’ve been hearing that. It seems they are trying a new grass. Seems like the Superbowl is a bad place to try a new grass.

Yeah, I’ll freely admit to a lack of comprehensive knowledge of football turf issues, but ISTM there have been definite footing problems.
Like, icy-sidewalk problems…..

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:37:30pm

re: #105 ckkatz

Kymeta

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:39:09pm

re: #106 nines09

About ten years ago, me and three buddies went to Dallas to see the Stars play a couple of games. One of the guys had never been to a hockey game in his life and was skeptical, but hey, they serve beer there, right??!! Ten minutes in he was hooked and now he won’t shut up about hockey to this very day.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:40:00pm

Too bad Jalen’s parents didn’t name him “Everybody.” yuck yuck yuck.

Sometimes.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:40:17pm

re: #110 Ace Rothstein

About ten years ago, me and three buddies went to Dallas to see the Stars play a couple of games. One of the guys had never been to a hockey game in his life and was skeptical, but hey, they serve beer there, right??!! Ten minutes in he was hooked and now he won’t shut up about hockey to this very day.

Would you time-travel to fix it?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:40:23pm

Red Guys with a huge punt return. About 10 away from another TD.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:41:19pm

re: #105 ckkatz

Yup! Hoping this is true -

[Embedded content]

Hopefully they have been setting it up for a bit, because Musk is petty.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:41:31pm

Swear to Dick Vermeil, if they lose this after being ahead for most of it, I’ll…

Well, I’ll get back to work on this commission I’m doing, but still; this ain’t good.

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BeachDem  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:41:55pm

People confirms Rihanna is pregnant.

And these are the world’s worst announcers.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:42:14pm

TD red guys.

Not looking great for the Birds right now.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:42:35pm

Brett Hull is the guy that got me into hockey in 1990 when he scored like 84 (???) goals. I was in the hospital at the time and my dad brought me all my Sports Illustrated magazines and Hull was on the cover with the headline “THE INCREDIBLE HULL.” I was like “This dude is awesome” and started to follow hockey that very day. Loved the Red Wings/Avs rivalry in the mid-90s, and ESPN did a 30 for 30 on it recently. You should check it out it’s fantastic.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:42:54pm

Godammit…

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Charles Johnson  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:42:54pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:43:33pm

re: #118 Ace Rothstein

I think Hull got 50 goals in 50 games (really fucking hard to do) more than once.

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:44:00pm

NOW WE PLAY

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:44:06pm

re: #116 BeachDem

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:44:30pm

re: #118 Ace Rothstein

I was close, Hull scored 86 goals that season.

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The GOP is a racist terrorist organization  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:45:23pm

The Bud Light ad with the hold music everyone loves is great!

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sagehen  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:46:23pm

re: #46 sagehen

she just hasn’t lost the baby weight yet.

so… I was wrong. I hate when that happens.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:46:31pm

re: #121 Eclectic Cyborg

I think Hull got 50 goals in 50 games (really fucking hard to do) more than once.

Per Wiki: He became the fifth player in NHL history to score 50 goals in 50 games in 1990-91,—joining Maurice Richard, Mike Bossy, Gretzky, and Mario Lemieux—then repeated the feat in 1991-92.

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:46:54pm

re: #121 Eclectic Cyborg

I think Hull got 50 goals in 50 games (really fucking hard to do) more than once.

Understand Gretzky had enforcers, but he still did what he did when they could clutch, grab and hook.
I remember when he was traded from LA to NY the look on his face when he actually got checked in a regular season game.

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piratedan  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:47:20pm

re: #120 Charles Johnson

could root for a railing failure causing them to fall….

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:47:52pm

re: #128 nines09

Understand Gretzky had enforcers, but he still did what he did when they could clutch, grab and hook.
I remember when he was traded from LA to NY the look on his face when he actually got checked in a regular season game.

One of my favorite hockey memories is being at a game in 1993 where Gretzky got ejected.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:47:52pm

Oh great. The Chiefs chants have started. Hate that racist shit.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:48:12pm

re: #130 Eclectic Cyborg

One of my favorite hockey memories is being at a game in 1993 where Gretzky got ejected.

Gretzky actually got ejected from a game??

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:49:26pm

This is hilarious:

I like that JLo asks him to get a glazed donut.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:49:26pm

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:50:18pm

re: #129 piratedan

could root for a railing failure causing them to fall….

LOL, that’s how Philly got Citizens Bank Park and Lincoln Financial Field. A railing gave way at Veterans Stadium during an Army/Navy game and a bunch of cadets fell 15 feet and got seriously hurt.

The Vet was turning into a shithole near the end of its life, but the national embarrassment from that helped kick start both stadiums.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:51:26pm

re: #133 Belafon

This is hilarious:

[Embedded content]

I like that JLo asks him to get a glazed donut.

still the best

Dunkin Donuts - SNL

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:51:33pm

Well, that was fast.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:52:00pm

Tie game!

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Jay C  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:52:34pm

re: #137 Mattand

Well, that was fast.

Yeah, I don’t mind missing the first half, now..,.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:52:46pm

re: #132 Ace Rothstein

Gretzky actually got ejected from a game??

Lol yep. That’s why it was so memorable.

Okay it was 1995, not 1993.

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:52:47pm

NOW IT’S A GAME MUTTAFUKKA

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:52:52pm

What a game.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:53:05pm

re: #138 TarHellion

Tie game!

LOL, you’re about 10 seconds in the future from me, thanks to YouTube TV.

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TedStriker  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:53:47pm

re: #133 Belafon

This is hilarious:

I like that JLo asks him to get a glazed donut.

“Grab me a glazed!”

😆

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:53:58pm

re: #128 nines09

Understand Gretzky had enforcers, but he still did what he did when they could clutch, grab and hook.
I remember when he was traded from LA to NY the look on his face when he actually got checked in a regular season game.

Part of Gretzky’s thing was apparently he was hard to hit. His rink awareness was very good and he was nimble enough on skates that he was hard to check solidly. He was not that large, especially compared to someone like Lemieux.

And he did have protectors. Later in Gretzky’s career it was people like Marty McSorley. One of the early ones was Dave Semenko. Enforcers with some ability to skate were pretty valuable in the NHL in the 20th century.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:54:11pm

re: #143 Mattand

You’re better than what my dad gets. He’s usually 30-45 seconds behind.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:57:02pm

re: #146 TarHellion

You’re better than what my dad gets. He’s usually 30-45 seconds behind.

I can pull a pretty strong over-the-air signal from the Philly tv towers for no delay, but I lose the DVR capabilities

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:57:05pm

Eagles secondary just seems lost

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 6:57:41pm

re: #148 TarHellion

Eagles secondary just seems lost

Wonder if they’re getting tired.

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Jay C  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:00:17pm

Finally saw one of the “He Gets Us” spots.

Astonishingly meaningless, IMO: who paid for this trite stuff?

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BeachDem  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:00:17pm

And another creepy Jesus commercial. Eek!

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:00:49pm

If he gets us, he’ll know we’re getting sick of seeing that ad.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:01:06pm

I’m trying to figure out what in that commercial screamed “Jesus”.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:01:46pm

re: #150 Jay C

Finally saw one of the “He Gets Us” spots.

Astonishingly meaningless, IMO: who paid for this trite stuff?

Jesus did.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:01:50pm

re: #152 Mattand

If he gets us, he’ll know we’re getting sick of seeing that ad.

He probably wishes the $22 million that got spent on it was used to, oh I don’t know, feed the hungry and clothe the poor.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:03:37pm

Christ, I thought they got this out of their system when they lost to the Saints.

Two minutes. Oh, they joy of rooting for Philly teams…

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:03:41pm

Jesus was a great American.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:03:46pm

re: #150 Jay C

Finally saw one of the “He Gets Us” spots.

Astonishingly meaningless, IMO: who paid for this trite stuff?

The jerks who run Hobby Lobby.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:03:50pm

Eagles have just 2 timeouts left. One more first down, and the Chefs conceivable could run the clock and kick a FG to win.

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piratedan  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:04:05pm

re: #153 Eclectic Cyborg

well, it seems like they’re trying to reclaim the moral high ground for Christianity, and I am fully aware that there are many Christians who perform good, charitable deeds in quiet. It’s the ones who are out front with their faith that are false to their professed principles.

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EstebanTornado1963  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:04:07pm

re: #123 Belafon

[Embedded content]

I rest my case. 😂

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:04:31pm

re: #157 Ace Rothstein

Jesus was a great American.

I remember when he had a baby with George Washington and they named it the Constitution of Independence.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:04:48pm

re: #152 Mattand

If he gets us, he’ll know we’re getting sick of seeing that ad.

I get that it’s bullshit.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:05:00pm

re: #162 Mattand

It says so in the new amendment.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:07:49pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:07:57pm

Birds take a holding penalty. That might have cost them the game.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:08:02pm

re: #160 piratedan

well, it seems like they’re trying to reclaim the moral high ground for Christianity, and I am fully aware that there are many Christians who perform good, charitable deeds in quiet. It’s the ones who are out front with their faith that are false to their professed principles.

It’s when their primarily criteria about a person is what religion (or even sub-sect of a religion) the person is or claims to be. And that totally trumps the person’s character and actions which *are* what the person really is.

So total trust is then given and declared about charlatans and liars while the people who are out there doing the good deeds, trying to live a proper life, etc. are ignored, chastised, and treated as inferiors for not belonging to the proper group.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:08:13pm

Oh Eagles, what the fuck…

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BeachDem  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:08:38pm

Not that anyone cares, but my scoring for the super bowl:

Game A
Halftime show B-
Commercials C
Announcers F

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:08:47pm

Eagles were going to concede a TD. Player got down just in time.

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:09:07pm

I am trying to upload a photo from my IPhone to FB and am getting message “Connection is taking longer than normal to upload”. So, do you think that the Super Bowl is interfering with my highly important task?

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:09:23pm

re: #170 TarHellion

Eagles were going to concede a TD. Player got down just in time.

Smart play.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:09:23pm

re: #168 Ace Rothstein

Oh Eagles, what the fuck…

LOL, I’ve got 40+ years of this heartache under my belt.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:09:35pm

Republicans are worried about Drag Queens bothering children and then do this.

Mastodon

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:10:37pm

What kills me the most is that all season the Eagles’ big thing was they’re a second half team.

Not so much today.

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piratedan  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:11:25pm

re: #167 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

agreed, it’s that hiding behind a label, I declare myself a “Christian”, but they are NOT forgiving, they are NOT tolerant, they do NOT welcome strangers; they see Christianity as a tribal marker, not as a faith.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:11:36pm

Jalen Hurts is a fucking man. You could not have asked more of him tonight (other than the fumble lol).

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:12:05pm

Word is this might be Andy Reid’s last game as KC head coach.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:12:51pm

FG Red Guys. Couple of last ditch chances for the Birds but not lookin good.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:13:08pm

And now we get the laterals and the potential for final score chaos.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:13:26pm

re: #179 Eclectic Cyborg

FG Red Guys. Couple of last ditch chances for the Birds but not lookin good.

Yeah, it’s basically run it back for a TD or go home.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:13:44pm

re: #174 Patricia Kayden

And passing bills in Missouri to let ANYONE OF ANY AGE CARRY FIREARMS!!!!

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HRH Stanley Sea  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:14:17pm

My feed is at least 40 seconds behind. Brutal.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:14:58pm

That’s game. Red Guys win.

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:16:03pm

Oh, well…

Still a great season.

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TarHellion  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:16:04pm

Congratulations to Kansas City. What that team has done the last 5 years is remarkable.

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:16:39pm

re: #182 Ace Rothstein

And passing bills in Missouri to let ANYONE OF ANY AGE CARRY FIREARMS!!!!

That’s what George Santos had on his lapel. A fetus weapon!

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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:16:50pm

re: #182 Ace Rothstein

And passing bills in Missouri to let ANYONE OF ANY AGE CARRY FIREARMS!!!!

He gets us.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:17:25pm

Eagles fans below me screaming…Me? I look at it this way sooner or later we’ll be taking more disability claims from NFL players…

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nines09  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:18:45pm

My Iggles lost.
My props to the Chiefs.
One hell of a game.
Congrats.
And fuck you all.
Now I walk my Cooper as I dream of titles to come……

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:19:14pm

re: #188 Mattand

He gets us.

Right Wing Xtians have such faith in JC that they need at least a dozen AR-15s to protect themselves…

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:19:33pm

re: #189 Joe Bacon

Eagles fans below me screaming…Me? I look at it this way sooner or later we’ll be taking more disability claims from NFL players…

Sooner. They’re figuring out how to confirm cases of CTE in live people.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:20:20pm
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Mattand  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:21:33pm

re: #193 Charles Johnson

Episode 5 of The Last of Us has totally wrecked me.

I knew what was coming and it was still a gut punch.

That series is knocking it out of the park.

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calochortus  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:21:36pm

It’s been a fine Superb Owl Sunday here. We went over to look after the grandkids for a while so daughter and son-in-law could go our for brunch unaccompanied by a toddler and a preschooler. The grandkids apparently had fun, their parents enjoyed the break, and we had fun (though I’m now very tired.) The Superb Owl part? There is usually a lot of traffic between where we live on the SF Peninsula and Walnut Creek where the kids live. Today? Traffic was light, which made for a much nicer drive.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:21:42pm

re: #192 wrenchwench

Sooner. They’re figuring out how to confirm cases of CTE in live people.

It’s not only CTE. Lots of arthritis, steroid abuse, tendon failure, heart disease, brain tumors, kidney failure, liver tumors all consistent with HGH/Steroid abuse.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:23:03pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:23:36pm
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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:23:55pm

re: #197 teleskiguy

Or cringey ads.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:25:08pm
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BigPapa  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:25:31pm

Did the Chefs win? I’m hungry.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:25:50pm

I’ll post the tweets ‘til Charles gets the heave ho and removes the birdsite’s API from LGF. Bwahahaha!!!

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:26:17pm

re: #196 Joe Bacon

It’s not only CTE. Lots of arthritis, steroid abuse, tendon failure, heart disease, brain tumors, kidney failure, liver tumors all consistent with HGH/Steroid abuse.

Of course. I shouldn’t have been thinking so narrowly. I’m a lot less sore after giving up my dishwasher job. There’s a big difference between that and football.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:26:18pm

re: #197 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

Jesus doesn’t need a marketing budget…

But this Pulpit Pimp fleeces his flock at the rate of $11,000 every hour and this Pimp needs more cash.

alternet.org

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:27:26pm

I don’t even know what’s going on with the teevee and the sportsball.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:28:11pm

re: #200 teleskiguy

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:28:45pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:40:02pm

All I did was type “sports:robdelaney” into the Twitter main site search and boy howdy…

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BigPapa  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:40:51pm

The Chefs win. Thick and Creamy!

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:42:54pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:44:18pm

Fun thing about my reply, it allowed me to ID 5 RW garbage folks that I could block
(always glance at the accounts that reply/retweet/like my tweets. they can’t help but repeatedly mention antifa/BLM retweet Mike Flynn)

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:44:23pm
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jaunte  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:45:48pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:48:49pm

I got home at 8 p.m. MST from the demo event at Monarch Mountain. First one for me this winter traveling by myself with the company truck and travel reimbursements. I had to fill it up on the way home, $4.09/gal in Poncha Springs, CO, cost $84 dollars, on my boss’s dime.

Doing it all over again this Saturday at Purgatory Ski Resort north of Durango. This trip will be really fun, I’m driving the company truck to Silverton, CO and meeting up with the other dude who’s helping me run the demo tent on Saturday… and we’re going skiing. I’ll need climbing skins, a backpack, shovel probe, beacon, the works. Haven’t kitted myself out like that for a day of skiing since before the covid pandemic began.

Yeah, no chairlifts on Friday, but it will be epic. Just look at a Google Maps satellite view of the surrounding area of Silverton, CO.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:50:44pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:56:21pm

re: #204 Joe Bacon

$11000 / hr is almost $90 million per year. I seriously doubt this asshole is making that much.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:57:17pm

I’ve been working since 7 this morning, am now just unwinding.

So we make high grade lurks, basically big long sticks you hold in front of you and use it as a balance/counterbalance/wizard staff while you telemark ski and my dude in Silverton was making them. Well, Silverton is, uh, very remote. When he runs out of ink for his label printer he uses to ship the lurks he can’t just go to Office Depot, that’s a whole day’s trip. He completed most of the lurks and I was tasked to retrieve all the parts yet to be assembled and bring them back to headquarters. The truck’s suspension was weighted down mightily.

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gwangung  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:57:25pm

re: #215 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

I mean….it’d be some pretty piss poor alien technology to get taken downy by planet bound primitive technology, particularly when you didn’t have the decency even to say “hello”….

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:58:08pm

re: #216 Eclectic Cyborg

$11000 / hr is almost $90 million per year. I seriously doubt this asshole is making that much.

Before expenses. And no taxes.

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austin_blue  Feb 12, 2023 • 7:59:57pm

re: #29 Eclectic Cyborg

24 - 14 Birds at Half

It was at this point I figured the game was over. Mahomes looking like Tiny Tim needing a crutch, Philly up by ten.

So She and I watched All Creatures Great and Small and Vienna Blood.

Apparently, game-wise, I chose poorly.

That’s okay, it’s Sports-ball, and if it’s not rest-of-the-world-football, I’m kinda sorta meh.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:02:06pm

Here’s me with my lurk.

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:04:49pm

OH HAI. Is anyone still here? We are in Hollywood, Florida. Z & I watched the 1st half of the game on the airplane, then we landed & picked up our luggage & our daughter drove us to the hotel where we checked in & stowed our stuff. I turned on the TV and the Eagles lost! Z has a sad (he is from Philly).

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:05:34pm

BTW Rihanna’s halftime show sucked.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:06:59pm

I’m quite fond of this photo I took in the old city in Montreal:

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DodgerFan1988  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:07:08pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:14:14pm

re: #214 teleskiguy

$4.09/gal in Poncha Springs, CO

That’s fifty cents cheaper than the gas station right down the road from me. There’s like three gasoline distributor companies for a wide swath where I live, these folks supply gas/diesel to gas stations (a lot of times they own the gas station), ranches, ski areas, airports. And they know how to soak the rich, but it’s getting ridiculous for the people who live here.

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Moe Avattar  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:14:15pm

I didn’t watch, because i feel about football players like Joe Bacon and Anymouse feel about christians, but less positive.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:16:48pm

re: #226 teleskiguy

Here’s an obituary of one of these guys I’m talking about.

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austin_blue  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:19:00pm

re: #192 wrenchwench

Sooner. They’re figuring out how to confirm cases of CTE in live people.

I think the sudden violent rages and uncontrollable drooling may be significant indicators.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:20:01pm

re: #223 The Pie Overlord!

BTW Rihanna’s halftime show sucked.

It was that bad? I love Rihanna so I’m sorry to hear that. She’s pregnant so she probably should have been resting instead of performing. OH WELL.

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:21:35pm

re: #229 austin_blue

I think the sudden violent rages and uncontrollable drooling may be significant indicators.

I don’t think those are the initial symptoms.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:22:31pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:23:49pm

Did the anti-Tesla FSD ad actually air during the Super Bowl?

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austin_blue  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:25:55pm

re: #230 Patricia Kayden

It was that bad? I love Rihanna so I’m sorry to hear that. She’s pregnant so she probably should have been resting instead of performing. OH WELL.

Well, it wasn’t great, like Prince was great.

Every time they touted RiRi, I was like, “Why are they showing a dandelion poof ball with a Christmas Cactus growing out of the top of it?”

Just really weird.

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austin_blue  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:26:07pm

re: #233 Hecuba’s daughter

Did the anti-Tesla FSD ad actually air during the Super Bowl?

Yes.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:26:48pm

re: #215 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Yes, that Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

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austin_blue  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:27:37pm

re: #232 teleskiguy

Damn, dude I guess you’re just a Beta Cuck, like Jesus in the He Gets Us ads.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:37:41pm

Interesting wording.

WASHINGTON — U.S. military leaders on Sunday said they were in the dark about the exact nature and purpose of airborne objects shot down over the United States and Canada since Friday.

Unlike a balloon shot down off the coast of South Carolina Feb. 4, described by officials as spy aircraft, it’s unclear how the most recent objects stay aloft and move along, Gen. Glen VanHerck, commander of North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) and the U.S. Northern Command (USNORTHCOM), said at a media briefing Sunday.

“I’m not going to categorize them as balloons,” he said. “We’re calling them objects for a reason. I’m not able to categorize how they stay aloft.”

After the briefing, a defense official added that there was “no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns.”

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William Lewis  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:39:37pm

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:41:26pm

Ghouls -

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austin_blue  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:42:22pm

I would like to apologize for killing the thread (tugs forelock, nods downward).

Off to the rack for me. Thanks to our host for indulging us with a Great Gray Owl to serve as the Superb Owl.

Next year, might I suggest a Eurasian Eagle Owl? These fuckers are monstrous!

Image: File:Eurasian_eagle_owl_and_handler_arp.jpg

I have actually handled one of these beauties at a raptor center in East Bedfordshire in the UK, along with a bunch of smaller owls and raptors.

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:42:40pm

re: #239 William Lewis

Hah! The Streisand Effect reverberating down the centuries,

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:44:32pm

re: #217 teleskiguy

There was only one transfer of all goods from one route to another and that was at Monarch Ski Area this afternoon. This is a Toyota FJ Cruiser with the whole back taken out. I had my doubts, but we did some stuff. He has eight pairs of our demo skis in his roof rack so we could make room. We did it!

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:47:55pm

re: #238 Captain Ron

I’m assuming that the debris of the three recent downings have not been recovered or analyzed yet.

And I am not certain that the question itself is fully clear. Some folks have been asking whether the smaller objects were dropped off by the larger balloon. Which, might put a different perspective to the ‘propulsion’ question.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:48:16pm

I know I’m not impervious to the fucken ads but in my current blissfully ignorant state I hope to never know what the Jesus ads during the Super Bowl 2023 are all about. Yeah.

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austin_blue  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:51:42pm

re: #245 teleskiguy

I know I’m not impervious to the fucken ads but in my current blissfully ignorant state I hope to never know what the Jesus ads during the Super Bowl 2023 are all about. Yeah.

You really didn’t miss much, but wait ‘til you read about the Red Level Butt Hurt tomorrow concerning every ad in the Superb Owl milieu.

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Jay C  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:52:31pm

re: #245 teleskiguy

I know I’m not impervious to the fucken ads but in my current blissfully ignorant state I hope to never know what the Jesus ads during the Super Bowl 2023 are all about. Yeah.

Don’t worry: even those who saw them just as likely to “never know”….

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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:52:49pm

Rihanna’s show reminded me of this weird House dance:

House Sings Get Happy | House M.D.

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:52:54pm

Here is a thoughtful take on Russian plans for Ukraine and their ability to carry them out.

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wrenchwench  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:54:35pm

re: #245 teleskiguy

I know I’m not impervious to the fucken ads but in my current blissfully ignorant state I hope to never know what the Jesus ads during the Super Bowl 2023 are all about. Yeah.

Three Dog Night - Eli’s Coming (1969)

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:58:45pm
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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 8:59:32pm

By the way, other places of Chinese interest are also being visited by these balloons -

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:00:48pm

Let me guess what FAUX and Fiends will endlessly BS about tomorrow morning…yeah it’s gonna be nonstop attacks on Rihanna.

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teleskiguy  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:05:19pm

I consider myself very lucky to have grown up in a quite secular environment. It has proven to help in, eh, we’ll call it “mid adulthood.” I’m 40 and seeing people I knew growing up as a child grow up in, shall we say, non-secular households, how they turned out in mid adulthood. Some of them reformed, especially my (ex)Mormon friends. A lot of them have retrenched, have become… something other than what their Christ preached that made their whole religion.

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:11:58pm

Western countries reportedly just bought a large quantity of Soviet munitions from Pakistan. Including 10,000 Grad rockets.

This may be why Pakistan was motivated to sell -

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gwangung  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:15:59pm

re: #255 ckkatz

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:16:38pm

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys -

ETA -

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:22:16pm
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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:24:53pm
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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:28:15pm

A bit of drama in the game.

Two brothers played on opposing teams - Jason Kelce played for the Eagles, Travis Kelce played for the Chiefs. Their mom was also there, rooting for everybody.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:31:09pm
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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:36:54pm

re: #261 Captain Ron

Parasites like Mike Rounds believe they can get away with stealing people’s Social Security benefits by continually attacking transgendered people, yelling about wokeness and screaming about critical race theory.

The sad truth is that millions of folks will fall for the lies spread by Christopher Rufo, Steven Miller and Frank Luntz. they will gladly let their benefits be cut because they love to hurt people of color, LGBTQ and push their racist version of Xtianity on others.

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:39:38pm

OH NO! ///////////

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ckkatz  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:49:41pm

This happened a short time ago -

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:52:02pm

hi

In local news, I’m off to the VA in Sidney Tuesday for my now monthly refills of my epilepsy drugs. I’m going to try to convince the new RN that this is really inconvenient both for her and me. If not, then the VA pays me travel pay when I go to the VA. Put the money in my checking account.

Someone above was wondering the purpose of the “He Gets Us” adverts which appeared on the Super Bowl today (but were leaked to Reddit’s r/Atheism and picked up by Wonkette before they actually played). (Reddit has also been flooding r/Atheism and r/ReligiousFruitcake with bunches of banner adverts and posts which users find difficult to turn off.)

The purpose is “flirty fishing” without the good parts. The idea is to present Christianity as somehow “hip” or whatever it is the kids these days (tm) use. No Christian of any denomination needs those ads, no faithful member of any other religion is going to be convinced by them.

In atheistic discussions, the consensus seems to be to try to capture so-called lukewarm Christians (those who make a vague claim to believe in God and Jesus but do not attend religious functions like churches and worship services). All denominations have started what appears to be a death spiral as younger generations are the least-religious in the USA’s history.

What the adverts do is present such a bland version of Jesus that he can be all things to all people. What they don’t do is something most religions of any sort don’t do: Truth and Reconciliation (acknowledgement of abuse of their members or washing the world in blood for whole societies who did not believe as they—case in point, the Catholic Archdiocese of San Diego just announced they will seek bankruptcy protection to hide their assets, er, restructure for the deluge of sexual abuse and rape cases against them).

The opinion of many atheists is that the adverts are dangerous for four reasons.

a) The people known to be behind them: The Green Family of “you can’t have contraception if you work for our company” and “we’ll pay terrorists to steal artefacts from Iraq” fame
2) The Alliance Defending Bigotry Freedom, Family Research Council, and church groups which wish to kill Teh Geyhs, Teh Joos, and atheists (like most of history)
iii) If you go to their Website, the first thing they collect from you is your E-mail address and personal information (for followup and probable endless spam to get you to go to a hate church)
D) They are wrapping it up in a “bait-and-switch” campaign, very much like any other controlling group which seeks to subsume your personality into the goals of the group. If they had Truth (tm), they wouldn’t need to hide it.

The concern is those who feel lost, cut off from society (particularly with the pandemic), abandoned, elderly, &c., prime targets for proselytisation and conversion.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:57:50pm

re: #245 teleskiguy

I know I’m not impervious to the fucken ads but in my current blissfully ignorant state I hope to never know what the Jesus ads during the Super Bowl 2023 are all about. Yeah.

You can see all of them here. By the way, this campaign is not over. They are also going to post adverts in print media, Internet adverts (you might see them here if you get banner adverts), television and radio.

Everyone Super Excited For Our Yearly Satanic Illuminati Ritual? (Wonkette, this morning)

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 9:59:15pm
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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:02:22pm

re: #264 ckkatz

This happened a short time ago -

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I’ve seen at least 4 bolides in my life. This is the first forecast bolide ever?

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gwangung  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:03:38pm

re: #267 Captain Ron

Um, does the ACCA have anything to do with that?

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:09:21pm

re: #269 gwangung

Um, does the ACCA have anything to do with that?

Dunno but ACA gave my family insurance for 9 years before we gained Medicare. I kinda miss ACA pricing. Fuck Medicare I want back on ACA.

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sagehen  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:09:58pm

indirectly?

People in their pre-Medicare years are getting better care (or any care) through ACA, so when they come eligible for Medicare they don’t have as many long-neglected conditions reaching crisis point.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:13:32pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

I figured y’all needed a sportsball thread to stretch out and get comfortable in.

That is a pretty superb owl picture you found for this article.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:14:16pm

re: #270 Captain Ron

But that depends on if you need a lot of healthcare or not. If you need expensive medical care then MEdicare comes out ahead. So far I haven’t needed any. My wife got back fusion surgery on ACA and it was $7500 patient cost. Then she had hip and knee replacement on Medicare and they were a thousand dollars at most.

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gwangung  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:15:04pm

I’re: #271 sagehen

I’d be surprised if it didn’t for that reason as well as the additional emphasis on preventative measures. Having regular colonoscopies, for example, nipped a lot of cases of colon cancers in the bud (pun intended).

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:15:15pm

re: #269 gwangung

Um, does the ACCA have anything to do with that?

I believe the entire focus of the ACA is on those who are not yet eligible for Medicare, so probably not.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:17:23pm
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Romantic Heretic  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:20:18pm

re: #276 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This is what happens when everybody is your enemy.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:28:33pm

re: #277 Romantic Heretic

This is what happens when everybody is your enemy.

Lotta bootlickers in that thread.

Apparently, he shot a single round at the police, then ran into the store where he was captured.

The second the guy was hands up then prone on the floor, he was not a threat. Therefore he “needed” to be kicked in the head and have a gun barrel thrust into his back.

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gwangung  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:34:01pm

re: #277 Romantic Heretic

Appropos of this, the police union is yowling when the new LA city controller is looking at the police.

Just because the police budget takes up over half of LA’s general fund, there’s no reasons for outsiders to pole around and get clear explanations for the need of so much money….

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:38:15pm

(Amp tracking from URL by Google removed by me)
The touchy-feely ‘He Gets Us’ Super Bowl ads hide a dark truth (MSNBC, this morning)

The advertisements seem to recast Jesus for a new era, but their real purpose is rehabilitating pro-Trump evangelicals.

Among the advertisements you’ll see during Sunday’s Super Bowl, in between promotions for cars or candy or beer, will be plugs for a completely different kind of product: Jesus. A nonprofit organization called the Signatry is behind the $20 million buy, the latest in an ad campaign titled “He Gets Us.” The two new ads, part of a larger $100 million effort that launched last March, might seem like an earnest attempt to recast Jesus in a contemporary light. In truth, the campaign, funded by wealthy evangelical families, is aimed at rehabilitating the donors’ own tarnished image in the post-Trump era.

The He Gets Us campaign’s previous ads, which have been running on television for nearly a year, portray Jesus less as a messiah and more as a sympathetic and brave friend who will redeem us from the harms of divisiveness. An ad titled “Dinner Party,” which says that Jesus wanted to host all people for a feast of compassion, describes him as “radically inclusive,” someone who “went out of his way to care for people whom society had rejected” and “embraced people in historically oppressed races and ethnic communities.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:41:11pm

re: #279 gwangung

Appropos of this, the police union is yowling when the new LA city controller is looking at the police.

Just because the police budget takes up over half of LA’s general fund, there’s no reasons for outsiders to pole around and get clear explanations for the need of so much money….

Huh. From the article:

“This is nothing more than Kenny’s latest stunt to garner attention for himself,” it said. The union compared him to New York Congressman George Santos — claiming Mejia lied to voters about his qualifications.

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DodgerFan1988  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:48:23pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:50:06pm

re: #276 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

ACAB.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 12, 2023 • 10:57:34pm

re: #279 gwangung

Appropos of this, the police union is yowling when the new LA city controller is looking at the police.

Just because the police budget takes up over half of LA’s general fund, there’s no reasons for outsiders to pole around and get clear explanations for the need of so much money….

As someone who gladly supported and voted for Ken Mejia it’s so nice to have a City Controller that ACTUALLY DOES THE JOB AS OUTLINED IN THE CITY CHARTER!

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 12, 2023 • 11:23:12pm

re: #282 DodgerFan1988

“It makes total sense that vile fascist Musk was sitting next to one of the most evil vile scumbags in the world Rupert Murdoch. It makes total sense.”

It does explain why Musk is skeptical about the honesty of journalists. After all, if your model is Fox and similar media companies, it shows good judgement to reject their views and analysis of issues, especially those of their top-rated stars.

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Captain Ron  Feb 12, 2023 • 11:53:41pm
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Captain Ron  Feb 13, 2023 • 12:23:30am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 12:31:37am

re: #110 Ace Rothstein

About ten years ago, me and three buddies went to Dallas to see the Stars play a couple of games. One of the guys had never been to a hockey game in his life and was skeptical, but hey, they serve beer there, right??!! Ten minutes in he was hooked and now he won’t shut up about hockey to this very day.

I used to enjoy watching Olympic hockey, not as much fighting as NHL

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 12:41:30am

Just watched recap of the game, did not sit up until 1.30 local time to watch.

It was an exciting game and would’ve been worth watching.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 12:54:00am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 12:56:40am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 12:59:35am

re: #291 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Jesus may get us for an hour on Sunday, but Satan gets us all in the end!!!

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Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:14:14am
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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:15:30am

re: #255 ckkatz

Western countries reportedly just bought a large quantity of Soviet munitions from Pakistan. Including 10,000 Grad rockets.

This may be why Pakistan was motivated to sell -

Given that the Pakistani military is basically run by oligarchic families, I’m curious how much of that cash will end up back in the public coffers.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:26:35am

Another Christian racist. This guy’s Twitter feed reads fruitcake.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:28:29am

Short guy with beady eyes thinks he’s funny

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:34:46am

re: #296 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Short guy with beady eyes thinks he’s funny

Aliens cancelled the invasion as soon as they picked up messages emanating from Ben Shapiro.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:39:35am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:43:33am

re: #298 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Explains the true motivation behind the TVA and Rural Electrification Project.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:51:30am

re: #299 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Explains the true motivation behind the TVA and Rural Electrification Project.

That person is free to disconnect from the electric grid (or move to Texas).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:53:09am

re: #300 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That person is free to disconnect from the electric grid (or move to Texas).

Brings to mind the Procter & Gamble Satanic Logo Scandal, back in the days before the Internet.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 1:53:40am

Gun girl’s fifteen minutes were up a long time ago. She’s still a moran.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 2:11:06am

Another Pervert Party shill being sued (thread, twenty-four tweets)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 2:18:52am

Huh. Elno took down his “Go Eagles” tweet from ten hours ago. Coward.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 2:24:36am

The Libertarian Party is still pro-Russia.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 2:35:40am

re: #305 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The Libertarian Party is still pro-Russia.

They think that Russian oligarchic capitalism is a model we should emulate

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 2:48:33am

Timothy Snyder at Substack

Nuclear war! (February 8)

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TarHellion  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:00:49am

And the birbie reaches the end zone for a score! Gonna need lots of caffeine to make it through the day after staying up to watch the Superb Owl and some of the post-game. A guy in my department was the big winner in our Super Bowl Squares game that raises money for the local, no-kill animal shelter. Enjoy the week everyone!

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:05:51am

The Pentagon has pointedly declined to describe the latest atmospheric intruders as “balloons.” Given the altitude of the most recent one, a paltry 20,000 feet, I am beginning to suspect that they are solar powered drones somewhat like the Airbus Zephyr that set an endurance record last August. This would also be consistent with the “octagonal” shape reported for the Lake Huron object.
Zephyr solar-powered drone smashes record with 2-month-long flight
This is significant because a powered drone could remain in one area for an extended period, or be sent to a specified area at will. This is in contrast with a balloon which (absent some sort of dirigible capability) goes where the wind blows it. Of course, dirigibility necessarily implies some sort of propulsion. This suggests that there could be a kind of solar powered blimp, a balloon with low powered motors to give it some degree of maneuverability and course selection.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:13:01am
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Nojay UK  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:18:57am

re: #309 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

T am beginning to suspect that they are solar powered drones somewhat like the Airbus Zephyr that set an endurance record last August.

They’re weather balloons. Sorry.

Flying solar-powered long-endurance aircraft in the Northern polar regions in winter means hardly any power can be harvested by solar panels to propel the aircraft and keep it aloft. These sorts of planes are very expensive and are tracked very carefully by their operators and they carry virtually zero payload. When they are test flown they tend to fly at equatorial regions where the amount of sunlight is more reliable and abundant.

OTOH there’s at least one weather station in Alaska and the Aleutians that launches disposable weather balloons which typically fly East into Canadian airspace, never to be seen again after they deflate and drop to the ground. Never to be seen again that is until NORAD started looking really REALLY closely at every little ping and glitch on their radar screens and sending interceptors up to have a good look and shoot them down.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:23:38am
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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:30:10am

It was pretty obvious what most of the word was. I actually struggled figuring out the first letter.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:32:04am

LOL

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:36:24am

re: #293 Teukka

Shoot down a few UFOs and the next thing you know, this happens….

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:44:22am

re: #311 Nojay UK

They’re weather balloons. Sorry.

Flying solar-powered long-endurance aircraft in the Northern polar regions in winter means hardly any power can be harvested by solar panels to propel the aircraft and keep it aloft. These sorts of planes are very expensive and are tracked very carefully by their operators and they carry virtually zero payload. When they are test flown they tend to fly at equatorial regions where the amount of sunlight is more reliable and abundant.

OTOH there’s at least one weather station in Alaska and the Aleutians that launches disposable weather balloons which typically fly East into Canadian airspace, never to be seen again after they deflate and drop to the ground. Never to be seen again that is until NORAD started looking really REALLY closely at every little ping and glitch on their radar screens and sending interceptors up to have a good look and shoot them down.

Lake Huron is about 45 degrees north, the central Yukon (Yellowknife specifically) 62 degrees. This is not the high Arctic with “hardly any” available sunlight, especially this far past the solstice. As for the expense and need for close control, this is true of experimental types seen up to this point, but there is no reason at all to generalize this to a later application of the technology. Sunlight is certainly more abundant in the equatorial regions but I have no idea why you think it would be “more reliable” given the very frequent cloud cover. Perhaps you have never been there.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:46:48am

re: #313 Dopamine Fish

It was pretty obvious what most of the word was. I actually struggled figuring out the first letter.

X/6 for me. I only got one letter (in the last position).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:55:21am

re: #316 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Lake Huron is about 45 degrees north, the central Yukon (Yellowknife specifically) 62 degrees. This is not the high Arctic with “hardly any” available sunlight, especially this far past the solstice. As for the expense and need for close control, this is true of experimental types seen up to this point, but there is no reason at all to generalize this to a later application of the technology. Sunlight is certainly more abundant in the equatorial regions but I have no idea why you think it would be “more reliable” given the very frequent cloud cover. Perhaps you have never been there.

We’re at 41°N latitude here. There is a massive solar farm in Scottsbluff providing power to the public power district. All the places here with no electricity have solar-powered irrigation pumps, railroad switches, &c. All this seems to work in the dead of winter.

Speaking of the dead of winter, the snowpile in the centre of my street is still taller than I am from the blizzard on December 23. Two douchecanoes decided to drag race up the street from US-26 on each side of the snow version of a Jersey barrier, and wound up losing control of their cars at the end of the block when, as it turns out, brakes are shyte on ice. Both cars wound up in the Beerline Canal at the end of the street. It took a couple hours to pull the cars out, and the sheriff’s department took them off to the county clink.

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Nojay UK  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:57:13am

re: #316 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Lake Huron is about 45 degrees north, the central Yukon (Yellowknife specifically) 62 degrees. This is not the high Arctic with “hardly any” available sunlight, especially this far past the solstice. As for the expense and need for close control, this is true of experimental types seen up to this point, but there is no reason at all to generalize this to a later application of the technology. Sunlight is certainly more abundant in the equatorial regions but I have no idea why you think it would be “more reliable” given the very frequent cloud cover. Perhaps you have never been there.

I live at about 52 deg N. Sunlight at high (and low) latitudes in winter is a tenth or less than that of summer, energy-wise. These are not the best places to rely on solar power to keep aircraft aloft.

The new sightings talk about “car-sized” objects, not like the Chinese balloons with very long struts carrying large arrays of solar panels. The solar energy collection capability just isn’t there for sustained powered flight for these smaller objects, especially in the far North. The other way to stay aloft for long periods is to use balloons but they’re difficult to manoeuvre in a desired direction and being very large sail-like structures the wind pressure on the balloon will tend to overpower any propulsion system and make them fly East over North America.

We’re getting very limited information about these encounters from the US military which is understandable but that lack of detail is also causing a lot of wild speculation. Worst case it turns into a Cuban Missile Crisis panic, not helped by the constant pressure to start a war with China from various tankies.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 3:58:36am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:03:38am

re: #319 Nojay UK

We’re getting very limited information about these encounters from the US military which is understandable but that lack of detail is also causing a lot of wild speculation. Worst case it turns into a Cuban Missile Crisis panic, not helped by the constant pressure to start a war with China from various tankies.

People have varying opinions on who has a right of access to highly classified information.

But yeah, this is proof of Deep State Jewish Aliens from Deep Space.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:09:09am

“Hobby Lobby” is trending on Twitter.

Let’s say those adverts appear to have backfired on selling Jesus. On the other hand, they do appear to have sold more stuff from Hobby Lobby to conservatives (or at least they’re saying they will shop there).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:17:56am
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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:19:19am

re: #322 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Hobby Lobby” is trending on Twitter.

Let’s say those adverts appear to have backfired on selling Jesus. On the other hand, they do appear to have sold more stuff from Hobby Lobby to conservatives (or at least they’re saying they will shop there).

That’s really what they’re for. I mean, they say they want to Make America Christian Again, but only the very naïve feverish adherents actually believe that going out there and preaching at people is going to magically convert the whole world. Putting an ad in front of the Superb Owl audience is meant to: 1) Trigger the libs somehow, 2) encourage the conservative base to continue to be assholes, and 3) potentially set up a victim complex if the ad somehow got denied air time.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:23:51am

re: #324 Dopamine Fish

That’s really what they’re for. I mean, they say they want to Make America Christian Again, but only the very naïve feverish adherents actually believe that going out there and preaching at people is going to magically convert the whole world. Putting an ad in front of the Superb Owl audience is meant to: 1) Trigger the libs somehow, 2) encourage the conservative base to continue to be assholes, and 3) potentially set up a victim complex if the ad somehow got denied air time.

There are all sorts of conservatives claiming liberals are outraged over the adverts (despite the overwhelming majority of Democrats being Christians, which conservatives seem to deny).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:26:10am

re: #322 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Hobby Lobby” is trending on Twitter.

Let’s say those adverts appear to have backfired on selling Jesus. On the other hand, they do appear to have sold more stuff from Hobby Lobby to conservatives (or at least they’re saying they will shop there).

Does MacDonald’s care about vegetarianism? They just want to move more product and know that fewer and fewer people are eating meat.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:41:07am

re: #320 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

NFL blocks embeds, but going to Youtube we know what’s in the comments. Sure enough if one uses the add-on vote counter the down-votes are as many as the up-votes (though the counter is known to be erroneous.)

Typical comment:

Lycagos
7 minutes ago
it is not live and this is a disgrace for american people, we will not forget that globalist plutocraqcy and these progresiive parasites tried to exterminate us,
we are coming my friends… this is not gonna end how you like
meritocracy and personal liberty will come on your heads

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:44:44am

Meritocracy and Personal Liberty?

Another case of “You use those words but I don’t think you know what they mean!”

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Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:49:08am

re: #298 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

[something]
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Neo-luddite fundies…
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:50:40am

re: #329 Teukka

[something]
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Neo-luddite fundies…
[something]
[something]

…afraid of anything they don’t understand - like magnets and what happens when you rotate them around a set of wires.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:52:58am

re: #330 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

…afraid of anything they don’t understand - like magnets and what happens when you rotate a set of wires around one.

I saw the other day a guy who made a functional tractor beam using miniature speakers and ultrasonic pulses. Dude would probably be burned as a witch by these people.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:56:45am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:58:09am

re: #327 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

NFL blocks embeds, but going to Youtube we know what’s in the comments. Sure enough if one uses the add-on vote counter the down-votes are as many as the up-votes (though the counter is known to be erroneous.)

Typical comment:

Really afraid of a Black woman singing a hymn at the Superb Owl, aren’t they?

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 13, 2023 • 4:59:59am

re: #333 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Really afraid of a Black woman singing a hymn at the Superb Owl, aren’t they?

Fixed that for you.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:01:58am

re: #332 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Russia has partially regained the ability to conduct successful information campaigns in support of strategic objectives and even discrete operational aims. These campaigns have continuously aimed to deter or slow Western support to Ukraine.

Something they could not do without the aid of a lot of willing Fifth Columnists here in the West.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:02:32am

re: #333 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Really afraid of a Black woman singing a hymn at the Superb Owl, aren’t they?

Is that why Kari Lake was sitting?

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Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:03:10am

re: #331 Dopamine Fish

I saw the other day a guy who made a functional tractor beam using miniature speakers and ultrasonic pulses. Dude would probably be burned as a witch by these people.

Or a heretic…

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steve_davis  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:09:21am

re: #226 teleskiguy

That’s fifty cents cheaper than the gas station right down the road from me. There’s like three gasoline distributor companies for a wide swath where I live, these folks supply gas/diesel to gas stations (a lot of times they own the gas station), ranches, ski areas, airports. And they know how to soak the rich, but it’s getting ridiculous for the people who live here.

makin’ me feel guilty with my under 3 buck gas here in the palmetto state.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:13:53am

re: #335 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Russia has partially regained the ability to conduct successful information campaigns in support of strategic objectives and even discrete operational aims. These campaigns have continuously aimed to deter or slow Western support to Ukraine.

Something they could not do without the aid of a lot of willing Fifth Columnists here in the West.

Like this asshole alert?

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sagehen  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:24:39am

re: #312 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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If anybody’s wondering what to get me for Valentine’s… chocolate-covered strawberries will never go amiss.

kthxbye.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:26:59am

The ultimate Valentine’s Day mineral:

Mg7Si8O22(OH)2, magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

otherwise known as

VTBGbUFMQk1WYkVCcU9NV2dzRjVHUT09Ojq4t47/LVPvep6XIa/rKjan

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steve_davis  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:27:18am

re: #268 Captain Ron

I’ve seen at least 4 bolides in my life. This is the first forecast bolide ever?

when my family and I camped out on the Canadian plain on our way to Montreal, it was like a Spielberg movie there were so many briefly burning objects coming through the atmosphere. It was exciting for me, at 12 or so, but the KOA manager was like “meh. bunch of dust burning up as it falls. no big deal.”

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sagehen  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:31:44am

re: #320 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Here’s what all the wingnuts are on about (2:33)

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Video

they also had the could-have-been anthem that lost out to Star-Spangled Banner:

Super Bowl LVII: Babyface performs ‘America The Beautiful’ ahead of Eagles vs. Chiefs | NFL on FOX

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:34:41am

A small low pressure system brought us some rain Sunday night as it turned eastward over northern Baja. About a half inch of rain, which is good for the loquats.

The low center is pretty easy to find as it wraps around the water vapor from the Gulf of California and brings the desert rain:

radar for the southwest

The heavy rains in Dec and Jan helped the California drought situation, but the low desert has been exceedingly dry and didn’t get much rain then. They can surely use the rain now.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:36:07am

re: #344 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

and some of that is also making its way into the Colorado basin

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:41:27am

Ohio is pro-life.

Ohio abortion law meant weeks of ‘anguish,’ ‘agony’ for couple whose unborn child had organs outside her body (CNN, February 8, 2023)

Not just agony, but financial ruin.

Just when Beth and Kyle Long received the worst news of their life, an Ohio law made their searing pain even worse.

For four years, the Longs tried to have a baby, enduring multiple rounds of grueling fertility treatments. In September 2022, Beth finally became pregnant.

But an ultrasound four months later showed that most of the baby’s organs were outside the body.

The condition, called limb body wall complex, is rare.

“It’s just not survivable,” a doctor involved in Beth’s care told CNN.

“They will die. There’s no way there will be a life,” said Dr. Alireza Shamshirsaz, a spokesperson for the Society for Maternal-Fetal Medicine, who was not involved in Beth’s care.

The condition posed dangers for Beth too, and the bigger the baby was, the higher the risk of complications, including dangerous bleeding that might require a hysterectomy. They say their doctor urged them to terminate the pregnancy as soon as possible.

(more)

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:43:02am

re: #298 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

There are a lot of brain damaged people who are religious. Correlation or causation.

Please note, I am not making a blanket statement about all religious people. I don’t think I should have to say this, but there has been way too much discord about this subject.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:43:31am

re: #300 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That person is free to disconnect from the electric grid (or move to Texas).

Hah.

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Thanos  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:44:00am

Good morning all, what a game last night!

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Belafon  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:46:14am
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JC1  Feb 13, 2023 • 5:59:30am

re: #233 Hecuba’s daughter

Did the anti-Tesla FSD ad actually air during the Super Bowl?

Only in some markets.

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Belafon  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:09:50am

Hmmmm…. I’m definitely ambivalent about this:

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:09:55am

Gotta love conservative writers.

The new red wave is already here

Recent U.S. Census data underscore a grim reality for the biggest blue states: More people are leaving states such as California, New York and Illinois than moving to them.

The exodus is real: California lost nearly 350,000 residents in 2022, while New York lost about 300,000 and Illinois saw more than 140,000 go elsewhere, per Census numbers. Other states, including New Jersey (-64,231), Massachusetts (-57,292) and Pennsylvania (-39,957), also saw large numbers of residents say goodbye.

But other states, such as Florida and Texas, saw large gains in population, with Florida adding an eye-popping 444,484 residents and Texas adding 470,708. Other population winners include North Carolina (99,796 residents added), South Carolina (+84,030), Tennessee (+81,646) and Georgia (+81,406).

Not coincidentally, all these southern states except North Carolina have Republican governors, while California, New York, Illinois, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania have Democratic governors.

Couldn’t be due to home prices, traffic, etc. No, it’s all blue vs red politics. And he sees this as a GOP wave instead of a dilution of red to purple and eventually blue. Like all blue people are leaving CA, NY, IL, etc., leaving those states with more red voters?

I mean, come. on.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:12:04am

re: #352 Belafon

Hmmmm…. I’m definitely ambivalent about this:

There is certainly something to those who have and those who don’t and those who don’t are more likely to volunteer due to limited options in life.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:14:05am

re: #352 Belafon

50 years ago, the draft ended and the all volunteer force began. America gained — and lost — a great deal in that wrenching transition: We gained a more effective military but opened up a new divide between service personnel and civilians.

50 years ago, the Cold War was still going on and we needed a lot of boots on the ground. The Armed Forces were ready to accept almost anyone who applied, including young men trying to get out of a prison sentence in exchange for a term of service.

Very good movie about this: Buffalo Soldiers

Set in Germany in 1989, it reminds me of a lot of the sort of GI I used to encounter in and around Frankfurt. Not the sharpest bayonets in the armory, so to speak.

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Belafon  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:15:25am

re: #353 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Gotta love conservative writers.

The new red wave is already here

Couldn’t be due to home prices, traffic, etc. No, it’s all blue vs red politics. And he sees this as a GOP wave instead of a dilution of red to purple and eventually blue. Like all blue people are leaving CA, NY, IL, etc., leaving those states with more red voters?

I mean, come. on.

My oldest son is about to finish his PhD in STEM education, and he’s looking for a job. One was in Sacramento, and we were comparing prices between there and Dallas. Excluding housing, prices were nearly the same. It’s the 300% difference in housing costs that makes it hard to live there.

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Eventual Carrion  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:16:53am

Was a 4/6 kind of Wordle day today

Wordle 604 4/6

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:18:35am

re: #346 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Ohio is pro-life.

Ohio abortion law meant weeks of ‘anguish,’ ‘agony’ for couple whose unborn child had organs outside her body (CNN, February 8, 2023)

Not just agony, but financial ruin.

They say they hope their story will help change legislators’ minds. I wouldn’t put money on that.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:21:45am

re: #358 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

They say they hope their story will help change legislators’ minds. I wouldn’t put money on that.

It won’t change their minds because this is their religion. Until they get religious indoctrination telling them to back off the abortion issue, they will continue to try to turn their states into Gilead. It doesn’t matter how many heartbreaking stories they hear, the answer will always be, “Well, that’s tragic, but sometimes God’s will is that we suffer or even die.”

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Thanos  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:21:51am

Local snowplow name: Isaiah Plowcheco.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:22:35am

re: #353 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

With the exception of California, the mentioned blue states get freaking cold during winter. Older folks heading for a warmer climate (especially as the boomers age) is probably driving some of the exodus too.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:23:57am

re: #361 Eclectic Cyborg

With the exception of California, the mentioned blue states get freaking cold during winter. Older folks heading for a warmer climate (especially as the boomers age) is probably driving some of the exodus too.

Around here, we have the concept of “snowbirds” - people who live in the state during the summer months, but maintain a part-time residence in someplace warm like Florida for the winter months. Generally, these people call Minnesota their home for voting and taxation purposes.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:26:07am

re: #362 Dopamine Fish

Around here, we have the concept of “snowbirds” - people who live in the state during the summer months, but maintain a part-time residence in someplace warm like Florida for the winter months. Generally, these people call Minnesota their home for voting and taxation purposes.

Yuma County, Arizona, sees its year-round population of some 200,000 swell by over 90,000 as the Snowbirds descend on it for the Winter.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:30:08am

Racist OB/GYN in Idaho. Explanation follows in the video (1:39)

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Belafon  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:34:32am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:39:35am

re: #364 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Racist OB/GYN in Idaho. Explanation follows in the video (1:39)

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“Daughter of missionaries” would have given me reason for pause. That’s not necessarily a positive thing.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:40:19am

Oh no he didn’t!

Oh Yes He Did!

Steve Bannon stiffed his lawyers!

thedailybeast.com

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Thanos  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:41:27am

re: #363 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Yuma County, Arizona, sees its year-round population of some 200,000 swell by over 90,000 as the Snowbirds descend on it for the Winter.

I recommend Bisbee, a great little town in the mountains full of artists and retired copper miners.

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dat_said  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:41:50am

re: #353 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Gotta love conservative writers.

The new red wave is already here

Couldn’t be due to home prices, traffic, etc. No, it’s all blue vs red politics. And he sees this as a GOP wave instead of a dilution of red to purple and eventually blue. Like all blue people are leaving CA, NY, IL, etc., leaving those states with more red voters?

I mean, come. on.

Easy enough to find articles where local red staters really dislike those people from California moving into the state: sfgate.com Part of that is driving up home prices but part is also is that they consider anyone from CA as a “commie”, even the conservative ones as, they too, want coffee shops and other hippy-dippy things.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:42:46am

re: #367 Joe Bacon

Steve Bannon stiffed his lawyers!

I cannot feel too bad about anybody who does not ask for the money up front in cash…

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:43:15am

re: #369 dat_said

Easy enough to find articles where local red staters really dislike those people from California moving into the state: sfgate.com Part of that is driving up home prices but part is also is that they consider anyone from CA as a “commie”, even the conservative ones as, they too, want coffee shops and other hippy-dippy things.

Friend sends me a sign showing in a restaurant in my hometown that says “We don’t serve that Marxist Avocado Toast”.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:43:23am

re: #369 dat_said

Easy enough to find articles where local red staters really dislike those people from California moving into the state: sfgate.com Part of that is driving up home prices but part is also is that they consider anyone from CA as a “commie”, even the conservative ones as, they too, want coffee shops and other hippy-dippy things.

Funny how even the conservatives who live in these liberal areas come to enjoy the finer things in life that not living in a fascist hellhole gives you.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:43:30am

re: #367 Joe Bacon

Oh no he didn’t!

Oh Yes He Did!

Steve Bannon stiffed his lawyers!

thedailybeast.com

Well, Bannon learned from the master, right?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:44:00am

re: #368 Thanos

I recommend Bisbee, a great little town in the mountains full of artists and retired copper miners.

Yes, I lived in Sedona in the early 80’s (when the New Agers were already there, but still just hiding in the woodwork) and on a clear night (which was most of them) you could see the lights of Bisbee in the distance.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:45:14am

Tim Scott plans presidential campaign based on ‘unity and optimism’: WSJ

rawstory.com

Watch Tim Scott and Nimrata wind up in the last 2 places in Iowa and New Hampshire.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:47:16am

re: #371 Joe Bacon

Friend sends me a sign showing in a restaurant in my hometown that says “We don’t serve that Marxist Avocado Toast”.

a true capitalist would serve anything that he can make a profit from

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Mattand  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:48:39am

re: #359 Dopamine Fish

It won’t change their minds because this is their religion. Until they get religious indoctrination telling them to back off the abortion issue, they will continue to try to turn their states into Gilead. It doesn’t matter how many heartbreaking stories they hear, the answer will always be, “Well, that’s tragic, but sometimes God’s will is that we suffer or even die.”

I was about to say the same thing. The infuriating thing is the religious terrorists who passed that law are probably genuinely upset at hearing what this woman is going through. However, right when a normal empathetic politician would go “Wow, my vote is amplifying her suffering by a magnitude of infinity, I need to undo this”, they’re fucking pivoting immediately to “Sorry, God told me your agony is part of his plan, have some thoughts and prayers.”

It’s some real supervillain shit: “I know how to bring Utopia to this country, but some people are going to really have to suffer to get there.”

Shit like this really, really makes it hard for me to not see religion as a detriment to modern society.

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jeffreyw  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:49:07am

Smoked Pork

Good morning!

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:49:23am

re: #377 Mattand

I was about to say the same thing. The infuriating thing is the religious terrorists who passed that law are probably genuinely upset at hearing what this woman is going through. However, right when a normal empathetic politician would go “Wow, my vote is amplifying her suffering by a magnitude of infinity, I need to undo this”, they’re fucking pivoting immediately to “Sorry, God told me your agony is part of his plan, have some thoughts and prayers.”

It’s some real supervillain shit: “I know how to bring Utopia to this country, but some people are going to really have to suffer to get there.”

Shit like this really, really makes it hard for me to not see religion as a detriment to modern society.

Christian fundamentalists, unironically: “Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m God is willing to make.”

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:51:00am

re: #353 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Dontcha know, that when a Democrat moves to a red state, they immediately become a republican.

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Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:51:25am

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Mattand  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:51:39am

re: #379 Dopamine Fish

Christian fundamentalists, unironically: “Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m God is willing to make.”

That’s perfect.

I used to work with someone like that. Straight up admitted women should be in jail for getting an abortion, but as a white male Republican Baby Boomer, he was the true victim in today’s society.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:52:16am

re: #377 Mattand

I was about to say the same thing. The infuriating thing is the religious terrorists who passed that law are probably genuinely upset at hearing what this woman is going through. However, right when a normal empathetic politician would go “Wow, my vote is amplifying her suffering by a magnitude of infinity, I need to undo this”, they’re fucking pivoting immediately to “Sorry, God told me your agony is part of his plan, have some thoughts and prayers.”

It’s some real supervillain shit: “I know how to bring Utopia to this country, but some people are going to really have to suffer to get there.”

Shit like this really, really makes it hard for me to not see religion as a detriment to modern society.

On the other hand you have right wing Xtians who are downright sadistic who enjoy seeing people hurt because they believe the Big G is punishing their enemies.

Example—-relatives of mine gloating that John Fetterman was hospitalized. And they continue to pray for The Big G to make him suffer and drive him out of office.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:52:46am

re: #359 Dopamine Fish

It won’t change their minds because this is their religion. Until they get religious indoctrination telling them to back off the abortion issue, they will continue to try to turn their states into Gilead. It doesn’t matter how many heartbreaking stories they hear, the answer will always be, “Well, that’s tragic, but sometimes God’s will is that we suffer or even die.”

Because they are Dominionists and Theocrats. They believe that in order to enjoy God’s Blessings and retain our status as His Favorite Nation, we must shape our laws to fit (their fundamentalist interpretation of ) His Divine Will.

And yes, ideologists are always willing to sacrifice a few individuals and let them suffer for (their concept of) The Greater Good.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:54:04am

re: #383 Joe Bacon

On the other hand you have right wing Xtians who are downright sadistic who enjoy seeing people hurt because they believe the Big G is punishing their enemies.

Example—-relatives of mine gloating that John Fetterman was hospitalized. And they continue to pray for The Big G to make him suffer and drive him out of office.

There’s also the ones like my father-in-law, who believe that if someone is suffering, there must be some unresolved sin in their life. It’s the extension of the Prosperity Gospel that we’ve already discussed before: If you live a holy life (read: give lots of money to the church), God blesses you. By extension, if you are suffering in life, you must not be holy enough. They hear these kinds of heartbreaking stories that impact us empathetic people and go, “Well, you deserved it. Have you tried churching harder?” Ugh.

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Mattand  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:54:29am

re: #381 Teukka

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Great; on top of everything else, Ego the Living Planet is real.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:54:32am

re: #377 Mattand

However, right when a normal empathetic politician would go “Wow, my vote is amplifying her suffering by a magnitude of infinity, I need to undo this”, they’re fucking pivoting immediately to “Sorry, God told me your agony is part of his plan, have some thoughts and prayers.”

If they were serious about their claimed beliefs, they would work with a church or other organization to give this now financially devastated woman some help.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 6:58:47am

re: #387 Eclectic Cyborg

If they were serious about their claimed beliefs, they work with a church or other organization to give this now financially devastated woman some help.

Oh no. They’ll mumble the “If they shall not work then they shall not eat” crap that Right Wing Xtians love to recite.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:00:47am

re: #388 Joe Bacon

Oh no. They’ll mumble the “If they shall not work then they shall not eat” crap that Right Wing Xtians love to recite.

But under their breath they will delight in that slut being punished for her sins of the flesh.

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steve_davis  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:05:38am

re: #378 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

i could see some google eyes on that pork.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:06:11am

‘Christocrat’ Rick Scarborough Aims to Take Over Texas School Boards From the ‘Godless Educrats’

In 2021, Rick Scarborough, a self-described “Christocrat,” strident anti-LGBTQ activist, and longtime critic of public education, set his sites on taking over school boards in three Houston-area school districts. Scarborough was optimistic about his chances of having conservative Christians take over the school board because, he said, “most people don’t vote.”

“We’re gonna win this Houston school board if the church shows up,” Scarborough bragged, and indeed candidates he backed were ultimately able to defeat two board members.

Inspired by this showing, Scarborough announced in late 2022 that he had begun preparing to target school boards all across the state in 2023.

“We are already preparing for our next big project: the school board elections that take place in May,” Scarborough declared. “We’re laying the ground [work] now for that election. We need to move the church so that our children can be saved from the indoctrination and oversexualization that is taking place.”

rightwingwatch.org

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:07:38am

re: #385 Dopamine Fish

There’s also the ones like my father-in-law, who believe that if someone is suffering, there must be some unresolved sin in their life.

Father-in-law, meet Job. Job, father-in-law. Now tell us about all your experiences with sin and suffering.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:08:21am

re: #392 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Father-in-law, meet Job. Job, father-in-law. Now tell us about all your experiences with sin and suffering.

The choir, it is being preached to.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:09:05am

Kanye West’s antisemitic tirade led to many ‘acts of hate’ against Jews: Rolling Stone

Rapper Kanye West’s antisemitic tirade last year, where he declared his “love” for Hitler and said he was gearing up to go “def con III on Jewish people,” inspired antisemitism on college campuses and even physical attacks on Jewish people, Rolling Stone reports.

The Anti-Defamation League’s Jonathan Greenblatt told the magazine: “Kanye West’s repeated antisemitic remarks - and his dredging up some of the worst anti-Jewish tropes imaginable — are inspiring people to commit real-world acts of hate.”

Tweets with the “Ye is Right” slogan reached nearly 5 million users on Twitter. In the real world, it inspired vandalism from coast to coast, “with ‘Defcon III’ scrawled on a university walkway in Wisconsin, the words ‘Kanye West is right’ and ‘Kill All Jews’ written on the wall of a California high school bathroom; a swastika and ‘I love Kanye’ chalking at a high school in Florida, and ‘Kanye is Right’ written on the welcome sign of an Orthodox synagogue in New York City,” Rolling Stone’s report stated.

In one incident, a fake customer called a Jewish-owned restaurant in Los Angeles to order the “Kanye special” before adding, “Death to all the Jews.” A Jewish man in Central Park in New York City was attacked by a man who yelled “F*** you, Jew!” and “Kanye 2024!” And last year, the “Goyim Defense League” displayed a banner on a freeway overpass in Los Angeles reading “Honk if you know Kanye is right about the Jews,” Rolling Stone reported.

rollingstone.com

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:12:07am

re: #394 Joe Bacon

Kanye West’s antisemitic tirade led to many ‘acts of hate’ against Jews: Rolling Stone

He did a lot to mainstream it and bring it into the spectrum of accepted political discourse and dialogue.

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Thanos  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:12:33am

Some of you might remember this fellow Ian Hunter | “Bed of Roses” Official Video

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teleskiguy  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:15:37am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:18:36am

re: #397 teleskiguy

The United States has told its citizens to leave Russia immediately due to the war in Ukraine and the risk of arbitrary arrest or harassment by Russian law enforcement agencies.

I kicked myself for leaving there after only a year and a half in 1993, thinking at the time that if I held out long enough, things would eventually turn around.

Nope.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:21:01am

re: #396 Thanos

Some of you might remember this fellow [Embedded content]

Wow, this is one of his better songs post Mott the Hoople.

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sagehen  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:21:06am

re: #353 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Gotta love conservative writers.

The new red wave is already here

Couldn’t be due to home prices, traffic, etc. No, it’s all blue vs red politics. And he sees this as a GOP wave instead of a dilution of red to purple and eventually blue. Like all blue people are leaving CA, NY, IL, etc., leaving those states with more red voters?

I mean, come. on.

In 2020, more than 17 million Californians voted. 12 million of them voted D, 5 million voted R.

So if 3 million California D’s move to Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada… California will still be overwhelmingly D. But TX, AZ, NM and NV will be a lot D-er than they used to be.

New Yorkers and Illinois-ans moving to Florida? Probably for the weather. And they bring their D voting habits with them.

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dharmamark  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:22:31am

re: #396 Thanos

Love some Ian Hunter going way back.

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Thanos  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:22:37am

re: #399 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Wow, this is one of his better songs post Mott the Hoople.

Yeah, it’s pretty good, I’ve got most of his stuff since then & tho the lyrics are a little less complex than usual, it’s pretty good.

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teleskiguy  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:23:20am
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Thanos  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:25:11am

Seeking other opinions: Spanish Acapella group meets three piece and starts novelty cover tune act — they are good, but does anyone else sniff scary Nazi undertones and shades of Franco from Broken Peach?

Broken Peach - Don’t You Want Me (Halloween Special)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:27:39am
Pennsylvania’s acting attorney general is charging five men from Jehovah’s Witnesses congregations across the state with child sexual abuse crimes.

Acting AG Michelle Henry said Wednesday her office will prosecute men from Allegheny, Beaver, Butler and Lancaster counties for allegedly abusing children between 1998 and 2009.

Henry said after four other men from Jehovah’s Witnesses congregations were arrested last October on sexual abuse charges, a grand jury investigated whether sexual abuse had happened elsewhere in the church.

“These cases…are disturbing and sad, but this one in particular digs deeper, because in this case, all of the defendants and all of the victims come from the same religious organization,” Henry said.

One survivor was as young as 5 when they were assaulted. One man allegedly abused his own grandchild. Another was an uncle. Another was a 30-year-old, claiming he wanted to marry a 15-year-old girl. Church elders approved their courtship so long as they were chaperoned, but the man managed to meet with her alone and assaulted her.

(more)

witf.org

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:28:40am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:28:47am

re: #404 Thanos

Seeking other opinions: Spanish Acapella group meets three piece and starts novelty cover tune act — they are good, but does anyone else sniff scary Nazi undertones and shades of Franco from Broken Peach?

I am relieved to report that Francisco Franco and Disco are both still dead…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:31:41am

re: #405 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Pennsylvania’s acting attorney general is charging five men from Jehovah’s Witnesses congregations across the state with child sexual abuse crimes…

… Another was a 30-year-old, claiming he wanted to marry a 15-year-old girl. Church elders approved their courtship so long as they were chaperoned, but the man managed to meet with her alone and assaulted her.

Which states were discussing lowering child marriage laws?

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A Cranky One  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:34:24am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:35:33am

re: #404 Thanos

Seeking other opinions: Spanish Acapella group meets three piece and starts novelty cover tune act — they are good, but does anyone else sniff scary Nazi undertones and shades of Franco from Broken Peach?

[Embedded content]

Well, they’re not an acapella group, since they have a band.

A different photograph of them is here.
secondhandsongs.com

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:35:51am

re: #408 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Which states were discussing lowering child marriage laws?

Wyoming and Tennessee.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:38:23am

I’m going to stumble off to bed.

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darthstar  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:38:43am

Not all of it is being released, but some of it will be.

Mastodon

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:38:43am

What is the deal with grown ass men wanting to marry teenagers? Is it a control thing?

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:39:54am

Release of full Georgia special grand jury report on Trump and allies blocked by judge

rawstory.com

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Belafon  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:40:48am

re: #409 A Cranky One

All porn must be hidden.

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steve_davis  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:41:24am

LOL! I’ve seen it all now. A fan theory that the protagonist in the Snowpiercer movie (underrated classic!) is actually a grown-up Charlie from Willy Wonka. It kind of works, while still being kind of batshit crazy.

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Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:41:41am

re: #414 Eclectic Cyborg

What is the deal with grown ass men wanting to marry teenagers? Is it a control thing?

Dunno, but there is this pervasive myth that teenage girls are exceptionally horny…

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darthstar  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:41:56am

Well, I think I started a new Super Bowl tradition. Do it yourself crab louie…

I still have four big claws and a half pound or so of crab meat. May make a souffle for dinner.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:42:07am

re: #414 Eclectic Cyborg

What is the deal with grown ass men wanting to marry teenagers? Is it a control thing?

Control, a perverted sense of pride/accomplishment (“I got away with marrying a teenager even though it’s a societal taboo”), a bit of “grass is greener” syndrome, the intensity of false feelings coming from a relationship with someone whose emotions are running at an all-time high.

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darthstar  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:43:25am

re: #420 Dopamine Fish

And they were never able to get dates with teenagers when they were teenagers.

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Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:44:49am

re: #420 Dopamine Fish

Control, a perverted sense of pride/accomplishment (“I got away with marrying a teenager even though it’s a societal taboo”), a bit of “grass is greener” syndrome, the intensity of false feelings coming from a relationship with someone whose emotions are running at an all-time high.

Yeah, older individuals are much more experienced and jaded than a teenager in terms of relationships, so, easier to bamboozle.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:46:42am

re: #421 darthstar

And they were never able to get dates with teenagers when they were teenagers.

Yeah, which is super weird to me. I mean, hell, I never went on any dates as a teenager, and was basically rejected all the way up until a certain Mrs. Fish came along, but that’s never sparked a perverse desire for any underage women. But I suppose, when you’re an incel, you’ll go for anything you can get, and young women are impressionable and susceptible to men whom they perceive as even moderately rich and powerful.

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Dave In Austin  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:48:08am

re: #374 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

You’re thinking of Jerome. Bisbee is in SE AZ.

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William Lewis  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:49:46am

re: #420 Dopamine Fish

Control, a perverted sense of pride/accomplishment (“I got away with marrying a teenager even though it’s a societal taboo”), a bit of “grass is greener” syndrome, the intensity of false feelings coming from a relationship with someone whose emotions are running at an all-time high.

The other thing I’ve read is that a lot of them believe that the younger you marry them, the easier it is to train them to be submissive to their whims.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:50:04am

re: #425 William Lewis

The other thing I’ve read is that a lot of them believe that the younger you marry them, the easier it is to train them to be submissive to their whims.

That falls under “control,” but yes.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:52:21am

re: #414 Eclectic Cyborg

What is the deal with grown ass men wanting to marry teenagers? Is it a control thing?

Women are chattel, to be owned by their fathers until marriage and their husbands thereafter.

And yes, these guys are basically incels who use their religious and patriarchal cultural traditions to get around the fact that they are unappealing to women their own age.

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sagehen  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:53:54am

re: #414 Eclectic Cyborg

What is the deal with grown ass men wanting to marry teenagers? Is it a control thing?

A virgin thinks sex is just “like that”. She has no basis for comparison, she doesn’t know you’re really bad at it and other men might not be.

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Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:55:14am

re: #415 Joe Bacon

Release of full Georgia special grand jury report on Trump and allies blocked by judge

rawstory.com

The special grand jury’s report is expected to recommend charges against either Trump or some of his allies such as attorney John Eastman, and Willis’ office will then have to go to a separate grand jury and successfully present their case in order to secure an official indictment.

Let us hope this is true. It’s really hard to believe we have gone this long with no major figures indicted.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:56:53am

re: #418 Teukka

Dunno, but there is this pervasive myth that teenage girls are exceptionally horny…

that can be the case if they are attracted to other teenage boys or young men…

again, the onion nailed this over a decade ago

Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

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Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:57:43am

re: #414 Eclectic Cyborg

What is the deal with grown ass men wanting to marry teenagers? Is it a control thing?

GQP are groomers.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:58:40am

re: #424 Dave In Austin

You’re thinking of Jerome. Bisbee is in SE AZ.

Ah yes, got the two mixed up in my head. Jerome is also a bit of artsy hippie community built on an abandoned mining town.

Only been to Bisbee once.

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Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:58:45am

re: #425 William Lewis

The other thing I’ve read is that a lot of them believe that the younger you marry them, the easier it is to train them to be submissive to their whims.

re: #426 Dopamine Fish

That falls under “control,” but yes.

re: #427 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Women are chattel, to be owned by their fathers until marriage and their husbands thereafter.

And yes, these guys are basically incels who use their religious and patriarchal cultural traditions to get around the fact that they are unappealing to women their own age.

Also, a related thing which I’ve noticed in the chans-which-shall-not-be-named is the notion that SA makes females more docile.

And yeah, it wasn’t that long ago I read a thread in a chan-which-shall-not-be-named about grooming 12-13 year old girls before the commies, libs, (sand)n💣rs and lots of other expletives get to them

These people are not well and pose a clear and present danger…

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 7:59:21am

re: #429 Dr. Matt

Let us hope this is true. It’s really hard to believe we have gone this long with no major figures indicted.

Update!

Parts of Ga. grand jury’s report on election interference by Trump and allies will be released this week

washingtonpost.com

A final report produced by an Atlanta-area special grand jury investigating efforts by President Donald Trump and his allies to overturn Trump’s 2020 election loss in Georgia will be remain mostly sealed as a local prosecutor considers charges in the case, a judge ruled.

But Fulton County Superior Court Judge Robert McBurney said in an order released Monday that he will make public three sections of the grand jury report, including the panel’s introduction and conclusion as well as a section in which the grand jury “discusses its concern that some witnesses may have lied under oath during their testimony to the grand jury.”

McBurney scheduled the release for Thursday.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:00:29am

re: #433 Teukka

And yeah, it wasn’t that long ago I read a thread in chan-which-shall-not-be-named about grooming 12-13 year old girls before the commies, libs, (sand)n💣rs and lots of other expletives get to them

These people are not well and pose a clear and present danger…

“We have to protect our white womenfolk!” was also the rallying cry around many a Southern necktie party…

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Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:01:27am

re: #425 William Lewis

The other thing I’ve read is that a lot of them believe that the younger you marry them, the easier it is to train them to be submissive to their whims.

Which they are to a point, since they’re still in the mindset that all adults are figures of authority and should be deferred to on all decision-making. It also helps that the younger they are, the less likely they are to be financially independent and capable of providing for themselves, thus making them easier to manipulate with threats of being cut off and tossed out if they “misbehave.”

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Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:04:26am

re: #429 Dr. Matt

Let us hope this is true. It’s really hard to believe we have gone this long with no major figures indicted.

I’m sorry, but at this point in the game I’m really finding it hard to imagine a scenario where anybody higher than Eastman faces indictments. That prosecutors would prefer not to roll the dice that a single MAGAt in the jury pool could throw months/years of work down the drain because they view a trial involving Agolf Twitler as a “witch hunt.”

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:05:39am

re: #437 Targetpractice

I’m sorry, but at this point in the game I’m really finding it hard to imagine a scenario where anybody higher than Eastman faces indictments. That prosecutors would prefer not to roll the dice that a single MAGAt in the jury pool could throw months/years of work down the drain because they view a trial involving Agolf Twitler as a “witch hunt.”

In theory, this is what voir dire is supposed to be about; but these people have no qualms about lying to a court, facing perjury charges, to “beat the system.”

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Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:05:55am

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:06:12am

re: #438 Dopamine Fish

In theory, this is what voir dire is supposed to be about; but these people have no qualms about lying to a court, facing perjury charges, to “beat the system.”

They have no qualms about lying. Period.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:06:26am

re: #436 Targetpractice

. It also helps that the younger they are, the less likely [women] are to be financially independent and capable of providing for themselves, thus making them easier to manipulate with threats of being cut off and tossed out if they “misbehave.”

There was a time not that terribly long ago when women had no options besides marrying the man of their father’s choice, being sold into service with another family or being sent off to a nunnery.

Otherwise knows as “the good old days” to these sick fucking wanna-be Biblical Patriarchs.

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Thanos  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:06:34am

re: #424 Dave In Austin

You’re thinking of Jerome. Bisbee is in SE AZ.

Yes, it’s a strange place with one of the best year round average temperatures in the US due to elevation and location.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:07:19am

re: #442 Thanos

Yes, it’s a strange place with one of the best year round average temperatures in the US due to elevation and location.

Both places.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:08:39am

And we got another fool tossing his hat in the Presidential ring.

‘The CEO of anti-woke’ is considering a run for president

Vivek Ramaswamy, the “CEO of Anti-Woke Inc” who’s a wealthy author and a regular on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show, is thinking about running for president, Politico reported.

politico.com

“We were taught that you satisfy a moral hunger by going to Ben and Jerry’s and ordering a cup of ice cream with some social justice sprinkles on top,” he said at a dinner event in Iowa. “But we’ve learned in the last couple of years that you cannot satisfy that moral hunger with fast food. And the good news is I think we’re getting hungry again. And I think there’s an opportunity to fill that hunger with something deeper.”

Politico reported, “He is exploring a run for president, testing, among other things, whether his warnings about the dangers of ‘wokeism’ and socially-responsible investing — in business vernacular what’s called environmental, social and governance (ESG) investing — has political currency with Republican politicians, business leaders and, yes, farmers.”

Ramaswamy, the son of Indian immigrants and a successful biotech entrepreneur who earned his CEO moniker in a New Yorker article, says he has “developed a vision for American national identity that I have deep conviction for and is the product of my own journey of having lived the gifts that this country has afforded me.”

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Dave In Austin  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:09:10am

re: #442 Thanos

I used to do Motorcycle trips to both places

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:09:54am

re: #444 Joe Bacon

Ramaswamy, the son of Indian immigrants and a successful biotech entrepreneur who earned his CEO moniker in a New Yorker article, says he has “developed a vision for American national identity that I have deep conviction for and is the product of my own journey of having lived the gifts that this country has afforded me.”

That’s going to be a problem with the racist shitweasels who make up the core of the Republican Party.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:10:09am

Thoughts on last nights game and festivities:

I cooked some amazing food in the early afternoon. Smoked Pork Tenderloin. Then I decided to put some broccoli and brussels sprouts on the smoker as it cooled. Had them marinating in Italian Dressing, Salt, Pepper, and Hot Sauce for a day. Enjoyed the hell out of it. Also, made a cheesecake. Ate it all during the second half.

Lift Ev’ry Voice and Sing. For my money, one of the most powerful American songs that has existed. The symbolism and connection of word and history are incredible. When I think about the first lines, “…Lift ev’ry voice and sing, till earth and heav’n ring, ring with the harmonies of liberty…”; I think of slaves singing, “Go Down, Moses”, I think of troops in the Civil War singing, The Battle Hymn of the Republic, Billie Holiday singing “Strange Fruit”, Stevie Wonder singing “Living For the City”, Mellie Mel and “The Message”, Public Enemy, “Fight the Power”, Ice-T “Six in the Morning”, and Whitney Houston singing the National Anthem. I could go on for days about the Black National Anthem. It hits all the feels.

I also love Chris Stapleton. Love his Bluesy style. Did a great job as well.

The game was a very good game. Very well played. Having and recognizing two black starting quarterbacks does matter. Still plenty of people (including some in the ownership and coaching class) who work against the very idea of having a black quarterback. Some of these same people have also fought against the idea of the white cornerback as well- I could go on for days about this, but maybe another time.

What I thought was best about this game, is that there were not very many mistakes made by either team. Sure there was the fumble by Hurts, and a couple of missed tackles and bad angles. All in all, this was a well played game. It was more about each team putting their best on the field, and seeing what the result would be.

Rhi-Rhi was fine. Production was fine. I don’t always care about Halftime Shows, except for the Dre/Snoop show last year.

Don’t care about commercials anymore- but the Premature Electrification one was pretty funny.

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Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:11:45am

re: #441 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

There was a time not that terribly long ago when women had no options besides marrying the man of their father’s choice, being sold into service with another family or being sent off to a nunnery.

Otherwise knows as “the good old days” to these sick fucking wanna-be Biblical Patriarchs.

Much like a lot of Christmas “traditions,” a lot of Western concepts about marriage are at best no older than the Victorian Era. Marrying for love didn’t become the norm in Western cultures until the mid-to-late 1800s, with most marriages prior to that still very much of the “her hand for a bit of land” variety. Same with diamond engagement rings, those only started becoming a norm when large diamond mines became a thing in Africa around the turn of the century. And a month’s salary for an engagement ring was an advertising gimmick dreamt up during the height of the Depression.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:12:31am

re: #437 Targetpractice

I’m sorry, but at this point in the game I’m really finding it hard to imagine a scenario where anybody higher than Eastman faces indictments. That prosecutors would prefer not to roll the dice that a single MAGAt in the jury pool could throw months/years of work down the drain because they view a trial involving Agolf Twitler as a “witch hunt.”

Which is just opting to lose. And letting any and all higher-ups walk away with zero consequences. And essentially guaranteeing further abuse of power since the precedent continues to exist that one can flout election rules and try to intimidate results since there is no meaningful punishment for attempting to do so.

And the post-election fines for financial violations and other shenanigans are trivial since the election results are not overturned. A cheap price to pay to get political power and hands on the levers to allow crony appointments, no-bid contracts to donors, and the other corrupt practices that will bring in a lot more cash than any fine took out.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:14:07am

So, after some delays and soil contamination remediation, here it is….the new campus of University of Ostrava. A photogallery.

It was opened today by Czech PM Petr Fiala.

moravskoslezsky.denik.cz

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:16:45am

re: #448 Targetpractice

And a month’s salary for an engagement ring was an advertising gimmick dreamt up during the height of the Depression.

deBeers kept jacking that up month by month. Remember the ad that said a diamond ring should cost six months salary and I thought to myself…no f’n way…

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:18:22am

re: #451 Joe Bacon

deBeers kept jacking that up month by month. Remember the ad that said a diamond ring should cost six months salary and I thought to myself…no f’n way…

The same guys who are artificially keeping the supply of diamonds scarce, so as to preserve the profit for their cartel? Who woulda thunk it?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:18:55am

re: #444 Joe Bacon

We were taught that you satisfy a moral hunger by going to Ben and Jerry’s and ordering a cup of ice cream with some social justice sprinkles on top,” he said at a dinner event in Iowa. “But we’ve learned in the last couple of years that you cannot satisfy that moral hunger with fast food unless it’s Chick Fil-A

FTFY

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:20:22am

re: #453 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

…even if it’s that new Chick-Fil-A fried cauliflower sandwich…

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BeenHereAwhile  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:22:20am

re: #286 Captain Ron

[Embedded content]

Video

Elvin Bishop - Travelin’ Shoes

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:22:57am

re: #454 Joe Bacon

…even if it’s that new Chick-Fil-A fried cauliflower sandwich…

A branch out like that makes sense also due to the fact I am sure their costs for chicken have gone higher.

That the asses are braying about this making CFA “woke” is sort of hilarious to me. Still doesn’t mean they will get any business from me.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:27:12am

re: #454 Joe Bacon

…even if it’s that new Chick-Fil-A fried cauliflower sandwich…

Oh, I forgot about that Woke Abomination Unto the Lord

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Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:28:02am

re: #449 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Which is just opting to lose. And letting any and all higher-ups walk away with zero consequences. And essentially guaranteeing further abuse of power since the precedent continues to exist that one can flout election rules and try to intimidate results since there is no meaningful punishment for attempting to do so.

And the post-election fines for financial violations and other shenanigans are trivial since the election results are not overturned. A cheap price to pay to get political power and hands on the levers to allow crony appointments, no-bid contracts to donors, and the other corrupt practices that will bring in a lot more cash than any fine took out.

That’s sort of the problem with being a political junkie, our part in the game is purely as spectators watching from the cheap seats. Our careers are not made or broken by the possibility that Trump could face charges and then walk because one doughy sack on the jury simply sat with crossed arms and refused to entertain anything less than acquittal no matter how airtight the case is. We’re not the ones who are deluding ourselves that getting a conviction against John Eastman will somehow ward others away from committing electoral crimes, while the men in charge walk because they’ve the money and influence to walk free.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:30:37am

Conservatives Are Pissed at Chick-fil-A’s ‘Woke’ Sandwich

reddit.com

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Dangerman  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:30:42am
Donald Trump “has insulted Mr. DeSantis in casual conversations, describing him as ‘Meatball Ron’, an apparent dig at his appearance, or ‘Shutdown Ron,’ a reference to restrictions the governor put in place at the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic,” the New York Times reports.

if this country, as a whole, had any self awareness, it would be ashamed and embarassed.

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Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:33:53am

Let’s be realistic for a sec: If Trump had never run for president, had never done more on the national political scene than been a very loud crank, he wouldn’t be in half the legal mess he has been. And he would have continued to be the rich asshole who kept avoiding accountability, not because prosecutors feared jurors taking his side out of fanatical devotion, but because he’d never face legal consequences that outweighed the cost of simply getting him in the courtroom.

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Dangerman  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:35:45am

re: #460 Joe Bacon

Conservatives Are Pissed at Chick-fil-A’s ‘Woke’ Sandwich

reddit.com

then dont buy it

they still got the rest of their regular stuff?
cool, they do.

so what’s the threat to you that it sits on the menu next to your favorite sandwich?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:37:27am

re: #463 Dangerman

then dont buy it

they still got the rest of their regular stuff?
cool, they do.

so what’s the threat to you that it sits on the menu next to your favorite sandwich?

Because wokeness is a slippery slope.

soon they will be opening on Sundays and allowing their employees to access contraceptive care on their health insurance plans

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Dangerman  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:38:26am

re: #462 Targetpractice

Let’s be realistic for a sec: If Trump had never run for president, had never done more on the national political scene than been a very loud crank, he wouldn’t be in half the legal mess he has been. And he would have continued to be the rich asshole who kept avoiding accountability, not because prosecutors feared jurors taking his side out of fanatical devotion, but because he’d never face legal consequences that outweighed the cost of simply getting him in the courtroom.

he certainly wouldnt have been caught using state secrets as a lampshade.

as to his history of other financial shenanigans, yeah, probably no one would have cared as long as he flew just enough under the radar

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Dangerman  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:39:07am

re: #464 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Because wokeness is a slippery slope.

soon they will be opening on Sundays and allowing their employees to access contraceptive care on their health insurance plans

cauliflower is the gateway?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:45:10am

re: #466 Dangerman

cauliflower is the gateway?

Yes, it can lead to kale

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Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:45:41am

re: #466 Dangerman

cauliflower is the gateway?

The next step will be when they put Cole Slaw back on their menu.

469
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:46:30am

re: #467 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Yes, it can lead to kale

And then to highly purified Avocado toast.

/

470
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:46:57am

Stewpid Peters Strikes Out Again!

471
jeffreyw  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:47:28am

re: #467 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Yes, it can lead to kale

472
Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:47:40am

re: #466 Dangerman

cauliflower is the gateway?

Pretty much. It’s their exclusive club, their safe space, and they won’t abide anything on the menu that would attract “those people” to start coming in the door.

473
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:47:56am

re: #470 Joe Bacon

Uhhh, pretty sure I count six points on that buckle, not five.

474
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:49:04am

re: #473 Eclectic Cyborg

Uhhh, pretty sure I count six points on that buckle, not five.

Gotta remember that Stewpid Peters can’t count past 10 without taking off his socks and shoes.

If he drops his pants he might get to 21.

475
Florida Panhandler  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:49:13am

re: #446 Dopamine Fish

That’s going to be a problem with the racist shitweasels who make up the core of the Republican Party.

The ironic voting overlap of the Hindu Nationalists among Indian immigrants with Trumpism and Christian Theocrats cannot be ignored. While for now many are fellow travelers, at a major point along their path they are mutually exclusive ideologies centered on the “correct” religion and the ability for competing religions to even be allowed to exist.

476
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:50:34am

re: #463 Dangerman

then dont buy it

they still got the rest of their regular stuff?
cool, they do.

so what’s the threat to you that it sits on the menu next to your favorite sandwich?

They made it part of their stupid culture war, so of course they lose their minds over anything they think is impure.

477
The Pie Overlord!  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:50:40am

re: #470 Joe Bacon

Stewpid Peters Strikes Out Again!

[Embedded content]

That looks like a star of david.

478
Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:52:11am

re: #470 Joe Bacon

Stewpid Peters Strikes Out Again!

[Embedded content]

MAGAts: “I REFUSE TO WATCH THE HALF-TIME SHOW!!!”

Also MAGAts: “DID YOU SEE ALL THE INDECENT/SINFUL/SATANTIC STUFF DURING THE HALF-TIME SHOW?!?!”

479
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:52:27am

re: #477 The Pie Overlord!

That looks like a star of david.

Oh Stewpid Peters just can’t make up his mind!

480
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:53:06am

re: #478 Targetpractice

MAGAts: “I REFUSE TO WATCH THE HALF-TIME SHOW!!!”

Also MAGAts: “DID YOU SEE ALL THE INDECENT/SINFUL/SATANTIC STUFF DURING THE HALF-TIME SHOW?!?!”

They like to swing both ways. 😈

481
The Pie Overlord!  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:53:40am

re: #479 Joe Bacon

Oh Stewpid Peters just can’t make up his mind!

He can’t count to 6.

482
Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:55:07am

re: #481 The Pie Overlord!

He can’t count to 6.

He can, he just has to take his pants off.

483
Hecuba's daughter  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:55:19am

re: #358 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

They say they hope their story will help change legislators’ minds. I wouldn’t put money on that.

Legislators who don’t care about children being shot are not going to care about women dying.

484
The Pie Overlord!  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:57:58am
485
Hecuba's daughter  Feb 13, 2023 • 8:58:39am

re: #361 Eclectic Cyborg

With the exception of California, the mentioned blue states get freaking cold during winter. Older folks heading for a warmer climate (especially as the boomers age) is probably driving some of the exodus too.

My sister hates winters here but as long as her children live in Illinois, she’s not relocating. In any case, she hates both Florida and Texas politics. I think there is a danger that people moving down to racist states gradually succumb to those views, especially if they aren’t minorities who are the targets of the legislation.

486
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:01:00am

re: #484 The Pie Overlord!

[Embedded content]

It’s Jewish aliens who came to inspect the space laser that they’d heard about from Republican media.

487
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:01:22am

They won’t leave this fella alone.

Damar Hamlin was spotted again at the Super Bowl. The Buffalo Bills safety made his third Super Bowl week appearance in Phoenix, this time on the field at State Farm Stadium before Sunday’s Kansas City Chiefs game against the Philadelphia Eagles. The outfit he chose for his appearance, however, did not go over well with his fans. Fans chastised him on social media for his ignorance.

meaww.com

488
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:04:40am

re: #487 Joe Bacon

Ultimately, he can wear what he wants, but this may not have been the best choice for an SB appearance.

489
Teukka  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:12:39am

re: #470 Joe Bacon

Stewpid Peters Strikes Out Again!

These people aren’t right in the head… Like the left picture, it’s been ‘shopped…

I dunno if I’ve said it before here, but these people are so convinced of their opponents guilt that they don’t mind copying the (read: manufacturing) evidence they believe exists of their opponents crimes.
And of course, do not understand why it is wrong, even if the opponent is truly guilty (which they aren’t in this case).

490
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:16:13am

re: #489 Teukka

These people aren’t right in the head… Like the left picture, it’s been ‘shopped…

I dunno if I’ve said it before here, but these people are so convinced of their opponents guilt that they don’t mind copying the (read: manufacturing) evidence they believe exists of their opponents crimes.
And of course, do not understand why it is wrong, even if the opponent is truly guilty (which they aren’t in this case).

There have been young people who went into “Conservative” media thinking real media was biased against them, then found that the “Conservative” media they worked for was actually biased, and expected them to lie to their audience. Growing up Conservative creates extra challenges in maturing into a responsible adult, and many fail due to those challenges.

491
Colère Tueur de Lapin  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:16:45am

re: #472 Targetpractice

Pretty much. It’s their exclusive club, their safe space, and they won’t abide anything on the menu that would attract “those people” to start coming in the door.

But. Capitalism?

492
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:19:06am

re: #491 Colère Tueur de Lapin

But. Capitalism?

That fell by the wayside as the right became openly authoritarian and decided that they can pick winners and losers.

493
Mattand  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:22:25am

re: #447 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

What I thought was best about this game, is that there were not very many mistakes made by either team. Sure there was the fumble by Hurts, and a couple of missed tackles and bad angles. All in all, this was a well played game. It was more about each team putting their best on the field, and seeing what the result would be.

What’s frustrating from an Eagles fan viewpoint is that Hurts just doesn’t fumble the ball. He’s had, like, two all year long. Unfortunately, that was one of them.

You take away that fumble and it’s a 35-31 Eagles win.

494
darthstar  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:23:42am

re: #487 Joe Bacon

SpongeBob SquareJesus?

495
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:23:55am

re: #490 Crush White Nationalism

There have been young people who went into “Conservative” media thinking real media was biased against them, then found that the “Conservative” media they worked for was actually biased, and expected them to lie to their audience. Growing up Conservative creates extra challenges in maturing into a responsible adult, and many fail due to those challenges.

I’ve come across young early-university age adults who have swallowed the conservative propaganda hook, line, and sinker. (Alternatively, they were just spouting it continuously is the one forum as an attention-getting-device.) Whether they get swayed from these viewpoints eventually I am not sure will happen since it plays so well to certain behavior patterns.

* - It eventually got him enough attention. He got his privileges to post in the forum revoked for a month. At which point he left. A Gish Gallop approach garnered him very little approval from the admins. And he was warned repeatedly as well.

496
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:25:10am

re: #493 Mattand

What’s frustrating from an Eagles fan viewpoint is that Hurts just doesn’t fumble the ball. He’s had, like, two all year long. Unfortunately, that was one of them.

You take away that fumble and it’s a 35-31 Eagles win.

Could say the same about them giving up the long punt return. The result could have hinged either way based upon a number of different single plays. (Making the assumption though that most other play results and play-calls remain the same.)

497
Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:27:19am

re: #496 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Could say the same about them giving up the long punt return. The result could have hinged either way based upon a number of different single plays. (Making the assumption though that most other play results and play-calls remain the same.)

This is why it adds up to a team game. Any one of those mistakes could have resulted in a different outcome; the combination of them sealed their fate. Anyone who attempts to blame one specific play, or person, needs to look at all the other points in the game where something could have gone differently and materially affected the outcome.

498
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:29:49am

Remember Eagles fans: the game took place in Arizona, where losers do not have to recognize outcomes. Have a special NFL panel look into the referees and have the Cyber Ninjas do a point recount.

499
piratedan  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:31:39am

re: #498 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Kari Lake was there, she could empanel such non-partisan players like Elon Musk and Rupert Murdoch to lead the commission (all in order to turn PA back to Red I presume :-))

500
Mattand  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:33:08am

re: #498 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Remember Eagles fans: the game took place in Arizona, where losers do not have to recognize outcomes. Have a special NFL panel look into the referees and have the Cyber Ninjas do a point recount.

I’d shout “Release the Kraken”, but that’s the name of Seattle’s NHL team.

501
Mattand  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:33:32am

re: #496 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Could say the same about them giving up the long punt return. The result could have hinged either way based upon a number of different single plays. (Making the assumption though that most other play results and play-calls remain the same.)

Crap, yeah, forgot about that.

502
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:36:38am

The point is, we all know that game was STOLEN!!! How about the Italian satellites changing the scoreboard? How did that go unnoticed?

503
Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:38:39am

re: #470 Joe Bacon

Anyone want to tell them the color of the MAGA hate and TFG’s ties?

504
jaunte  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:40:51am

re: #503 Dr. Matt

Fear of imaginary stuff. Meet the new scare, same as the old scare.

505
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:41:15am

re: #503 Dr. Matt

So anything red = Satan. Got it.

/

506
Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:41:22am

re: #491 Colère Tueur de Lapin

But. Capitalism?

“Capitalism was reasonably content under Hitler, happy under Mussolini, very happy under Franco and delirious under General Pinochet.”

507
Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:41:59am

FFS. Wow.

508
jaunte  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:42:01am

re: #505 Eclectic Cyborg

Satanic government stop signs, always telling you what to do.

509
Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:44:18am

re: #505 Eclectic Cyborg

So anything red = Satan. Got it.

/

The KC Chiefs sold their souls to Hail Satan for the win last night.

510
Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:44:29am

re: #503 Dr. Matt

Anyone want to tell them the color of the MAGA hate and TFG’s ties?

[Embedded content]

Welcome to 2023, where millions of our fellow Americans genuinely believe the only way to make sense of the world failing to conform to their beliefs is that a fictional being who isn’t even mentioned in their holy book is exerting influence over the rest of us.

511
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:45:29am

re: #503 Dr. Matt

512
Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:46:02am

Isn’t the Twitter API supposed to be locked away in its walled garden today?

513
Belafon  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:46:59am

re: #511 Crush White Nationalism

We’re just showing our support for fire departments.

514
John Hughes  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:47:43am

re: #366 Eclectic Cyborg

“Daughter of missionaries” would have given me reason for pause. That’s not necessarily a positive thing.

Larry Wall seems a pretty cool guy. Of course, he did invent perl…

515
Mattand  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:47:57am

re: #502 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The point is, we all know that game was STOLEN!!! How about the Italian satellites changing the scoreboard? How did that go unnoticed?

A big linebacker, huge guy, came up to with tears in his eyes and said “Thank you for looking into this.”

516
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:50:46am

re: #505 Eclectic Cyborg

So anything red = Satan. Got it.

/

Blue states vs Satanic states?

I’ll run with that…

517
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:51:36am

Are the Cyber Ninjas looking for bamboo fibers on the football?

Or are they looking for drops of soy sauce or sriracha?

518
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:51:48am

re: #502 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The point is, we all know that game was STOLEN!!! How about the Italian satellites changing the scoreboard? How did that go unnoticed?

Mind control. Only the smartest people can see through it and see that there’s a conspiracy. The rest of us are sheep. Wake up sheeple!
/

519
Targetpractice  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:53:10am

re: #517 Joe Bacon

Are the Cyber Ninjas looking for bamboo fibers on the football?

Or are they looking for drops of soy sauce or sriracha?

Well, they couldn’t blame it on under-inflation because Tom Brady wasn’t playing.

////

520
Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:53:16am

re: #517 Joe Bacon

Are the Cyber Ninjas looking for bamboo fibers on the football?

Or are they looking for drops of soy sauce or sriracha?

The Ref who made the dubious holding call last night is Hunter’s godfather and has Chinese heritage…..and his favorite color is red.

521
retired cynic  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:57:46am

Twitter hit with EU yellow card for lack of transparency on disinformation
EU “disappointed” in Twitter fact-checking plan amid Russia disinfo campaigns.
arstechnica.com

522
Dopamine Fish  Feb 13, 2023 • 9:59:08am

re: #521 retired cynic

Twitter hit with EU yellow card for lack of transparency on disinformation
EU “disappointed” in Twitter fact-checking plan amid Russia disinfo campaigns.
arstechnica.com

Twitter’s fact-checking plan is:

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

523
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:03:28am

re: #521 retired cynic

Twitter hit with EU yellow card for lack of transparency on disinformation
EU “disappointed” in Twitter fact-checking plan amid Russia disinfo campaigns.
arstechnica.com

Well you can’t expect them to give a red card to Sleazy E without him melting down on THE BIRD!

524
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:07:45am

Marc’s a screwed up guy, but he’s very public about it, which I think helps others who have similar problems.

Despite an entire evening of Chase squirming uncomfortably, there was another man on the dais who felt even worse. In fact, roaster and caustic comic Marc Maron told Howard Stern last week, the special almost made him quit comedy altogether. Back in 2002 when the roast was recorded, Maron remembers, he was just an angry guy whose attitude was too dark even for a Chevy Chase flogging. “Because when you’re angry, if you’re insulting somebody, it’s to hurt them, right? So my tone isn’t quite right.”

“It was one of the worst nights of my life,” Maron says of a roast that Chase himself seemed to want no part of. As a kid, Maron admired Chase but by 2002, the up-and-coming comic was ready to tear into him. He had a series of jokes that looked good on paper, but in practice, the insults didn’t go over nearly so well.

Thankfully, producers boosted Maron’s meager laughs in post-production “because I got up on stage, it must have been 2000 people, and I was just bombing,” he says. Maron kept delivering misfire after misfire in front of “everyone I know in comedy. At some point, I’m like ‘oh my god, this is going horribly.’ The jokes were good, but I literally like I could feel my personality disintegrating.”

After the show, Maron retreated to his hotel room and reconsidered his career choices. “I’m literally on the verge of tears,” he says. “I’m like, I can’t do this anymore.”

Years later, Maron understands that his own vitriol worked against him. For roast jokes to work, “there has to be a warm-heartedness to it.” Friends today can’t quite understand his painful memory since the broadcast makes it appear as if he’d done well, but Maron knows the sweetened laughs were pure fiction and his jokes were met with dead silence despite 2000 people in the room. “There’s no more feeling alone,” he says. “That is the loneliest feeling in the world.”

Chevy Chase Roast Was Worst Night of Marc Maron’s Comedy Life (Cracked)

525
Sherlock Hound  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:09:08am

re: #514 John Hughes

Larry Wall seems a pretty cool guy. Of course, he did invent perl…

Ah, Perl, the write-only language where “variable scoping” is something Larry only does in the bathroom every morning!
///

526
Florida Panhandler  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:10:00am

re: #503 Dr. Matt

Anyone want to tell them the color of the MAGA hate and TFG’s ties?

After Conservatives ban the color Red they will then go after any 5-pointed star and the (IV - I) Chord change.

527
jaunte  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:10:32am

It’s pretty sick that the first thought in the minds of these people seeing something rare is to kill it.

528
Dangerman  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:11:59am

re: #473 Eclectic Cyborg

Uhhh, pretty sure I count six points on that buckle, not five.

I may be late but I was told there would be no math

529
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:12:21am

re: #527 jaunte

[Embedded content]

It’s pretty sick that the first thought in the minds of these people seeing something rare is to kill it.

We’re not that far out from a time when that was the accepted thing for elites to do. Primitive man is still with us.

530
Captain Ron  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:15:52am
531
Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:17:00am

re: #526 Florida Panhandler

After Conservatives ban the color Red they will then go after any 5-pointed star and the (IV - I) Chord change.

And [re]banning consecutive fifths.

532
jaunte  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:18:05am

re: #531 Dr. Matt

And [re]banning consecutive fifths.

*Unless they are taken in a Trump deposition.

533
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:20:52am

re: #532 jaunte

*Unless they are taken in a Trump deposition.

Or they are in Rudy Giulianis liquor cabinet.

534
Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:23:46am

re: #533 Eclectic Cyborg

Or they are in Rudy Giulianis liquor cabinet.

Rudy doesn’t mess around with rookie level fifths. He is a 1.75 L guy.

535
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:26:30am

re: #534 Dr. Matt

Rudy doesn’t mess around with rookie level fifths. He is a 1.75 L guy.

Rudy fondles the polyethylene molecules on a case by case basis.

536
Florida Panhandler  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:31:31am

DeSantis Alert

He’s at it again.

yahoo.com
DeSantis wants to ban school AP courses.

This after DeSantis getting schooled by the College Board. DeSantis is intent on turning Florida’s youth into mouth-breathing morons. Not on my watch.

537
Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:33:01am

re: #536 Florida Panhandler

How long until some Colleges don’t accept High School Diplomas from Florida?

Half /

538
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:34:22am

re: #537 Eclectic Cyborg

How long until some Colleges don’t accept High School Diplomas from Florida?

Half /

Won’t be the only place. Just the first of many.

539
Dr. Matt  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:37:11am

re: #536 Florida Panhandler

DeSantis Alert

He’s at it again.

yahoo.com
DeSantis wants to ban school AP courses.

This after DeSantis getting schooled by the College Board. DeSantis is intent on turning Florida’s youth into mouth-breathing morons. Not on my watch.

Dumbing down Flori-duh’s youth to Pwn the Libz. 🤨🤨

540
Crush White Nationalism  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:46:46am

I bit down on a screw yesterday. Today I learned where in my air-fryer it came from.

I’m going back to the type I had before this one that fits in my dishwasher, cooks more evenly, and has never put steel in my food.

541
gocart mozart  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:47:08am
542
dat_said  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:50:10am

re: #536 Florida Panhandler

DeSantis Alert

He’s at it again.

yahoo.com
DeSantis wants to ban school AP courses.

This after DeSantis getting schooled by the College Board. DeSantis is intent on turning Florida’s youth into mouth-breathing morons. Not on my watch.

I’d like to think that this would cause a great backlash from parents in FL but I’m doubtful after growing up in a state listening to folks talk about reducing funding to state colleges and universities because “why spend that money unless we can make them stay in the state?”

543
Joe Bacon  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:51:20am

rawstory.com

Students expelled after ‘bold and unhinged’ racist video ignites turmoil at Catholic high school

A group of Catholic high school school girls in Philadelphia have been expelled after they videoed themselves spraying black paint on their faces and making racist remarks. The video had ignited protests against racism.

A Black parent at St. Hubert’s Catholic High School said the video was sent to her daughter as well as other Black students. It’s not known if the girls in the video were the ones who sent it.

Philadelphia NAACP President Catherine Hicks said it’s “extremely disheartening to have to address this, especially during the observance of Black History Month, that honors the accomplishments and rich history of Black people.”

“The video showing the egregious acts of Philadelphia Archdiocese white female students spray painting a young lady’s face black is totally unacceptable,” the statement continued. To say the act was done in jest “is not only appalling but shows us the continued cycle of racism that we are constantly fighting against.”

544
ckkatz  Feb 13, 2023 • 10:53:48am

re: #541 gocart mozart

Ha! Haven’t seen that guy in quite a while.

Eduard Khil aka the Russian Trololo guy.

en.wikipedia.org

Eduard Khil - Trololo Song [HD]

545
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Feb 13, 2023 • 12:38:49pm

re: #418 Teukka

Dunno, but there is this pervasive myth that teenage girls are exceptionally horny…

Heard that a lot when I was a teenager but failed to develop any empirical evidence.


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