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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:05:56am

Our local grocery store used to sell half pigs. Which the butcher would cut into bits for you for a small fee.

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gocart mozart  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:07:03am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:08:39am

re: #2 gocart mozart

WATCH: Mike Johnson says the United States isn’t a “democracy” but a “constitutional republic” based on “biblical” principles.

Listed below are all the places where the Bible is mentioned in the Constitution:

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Nerdy Fish  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:09:09am

re: #2 gocart mozart

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It’s their go-to excuse for why they get to make the rules despite the will of the people.

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:12:05am

re: #2 gocart mozart

Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:12:05am

Wow! The Kentucky Legislature is sure following Speaker Jesusbot’s Christian Principles!

Kentucky GOP bill would strip workers of their right to lunch breaks

That’s right folks—work 8 hours and you eat while you work!

rawstory.com

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:14:17am

re: #2 gocart mozart

How about this principle?

Leviticus 24:16

Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death.

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lawhawk  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:15:10am

I get 2-3 texts or whatsapp messages of this kind every week. It’s nuts.

Never respond - they go straight to trash. I don’t start comms with folks I don’t know from unsolicited texts. Period.

Far too many people fall for this, and lose everything. But many wont admit to being scammed, so they suffer in silence, which is why the toll from these scams is likely far greater than the $3 billion cited in the piece.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:15:19am

re: #7 jaunte

How about this principle?

Leviticus 24:16

Does that also apply to members of the Church of Shatnerology who dare speak the name of The Toupeed One?

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:16:44am

re: #9 Joe Bacon ✅

I think they can, but only if preceded by a dramatic…


…pause.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:17:04am

I remember back when all the Campus Crusaders for Christ were spewing this “We are a Christian Nation” talking point.

It was fucked up then and it is even more fucked up now as we have a Speaker of the House who is hell-bent on instituting a theocracy.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:18:29am
Breaking news: The House on Thursday approved legislation to extend the expiration date for federal funding later into March, sending the measure to prevent a partial government shutdown that was set for Saturday to the Senate, where it is expected the pass.

washingtonpost.com

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Joe Bacon ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:19:23am

re: #11 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I remember back when all the Campus Crusaders for Christ were spewing this “We are a Christian Nation” talking point.

It was fucked up then and it is even more fucked up now as we have a Speaker of the House who is hell-bent on instituting a theocracy.

Why they sure did and at Pitt in 1976 they linked that Xtian Nation bullshit to Pruneface Reagan’s campaign to unseat Gawdless Ford who supported abortion.

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Belafon  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:19:31am

re: #2 gocart mozart

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Name me a Biblical principle that our constitution is based on that exists in no document other than the Bible.

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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:19:41am

re: #8 lawhawk

Far too many people fall for this, and lose everything. But many wont admit to being scammed, so they suffer in silence, which is why the toll from these scams is likely far greater than the $3 billion cited in the piece.

If you back a year or so, to the segment that Oliver did about time-shares, the quotes that the poor old ladies who had been scammed out of all their money kept saying was “I’m ashamed to tell my kids that their entire inheritance is gone.”

These scammers are good, and they prey on the naivete of trusting Americans, many of whom have never traveled more than 50 miles from the spot they were born. They are a plague.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:20:29am

re: #12 Dr Lizardo

I just got the flash from the AP. All of these short term extensions are nuts.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:20:43am

re: #14 Belafon

Name me a Biblical principle that our constitution is based on that exists in no document other than the Bible.

Well I do believe the death penalty is mentioned in there…something to do with…treason…

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Belafon  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:23:42am

re: #17 Joe Bacon ✅

Well I do believe the death penalty is mentioned in there…something to do with…treason…

But if they go Old Testament, then I’m going to suggest that we’re a Talmud based constitutional republic, and then we can talk about abortion.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:23:59am

re: #15 Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)

If you back a year or so, to the segment that Oliver did about time-shares, the quotes that the poor old ladies who had been scammed out of all their money kept saying was “I’m ashamed to tell my kids that their entire inheritance is gone.”

These scammers are good, and they prey on the naivete of trusting Americans, many of whom have never traveled more than 50 miles from the spot they were born. They are a plague.

We had a discussion about scammers in our engineering meeting this morning. A woman on the team and her husband are artists. When she posts an item, nine out of ten responses are scammers. When her husband does so, one out of ten are scammers.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:27:06am
Will Forte Sad After Finally Watching ‘Coyote vs. Acme’: “It’s Incredible”

Actor Will Forte has posted an open letter to the cast and crew of Coyote vs. Acme after he finally got to watch his own film.

Amid heavy rumors the film is officially dead following Warner Bros. Discovery’s recent quarterly report that included a mysterious $115 million tax write-off, Forte admitted he assumed the film must have been “a hunk of junk … but then I saw it.” Forte’s comments also seem to confirm that the movie will not be released following Warners entertaining offers to sell it.

Writing on X, Forte began, “To the Cast and Crew of Coyote Vs Acme — I know that a lot of you haven’t gotten a chance to see our movie. And sadly, it’s looking like you never will. When I first heard that our movie was getting ‘deleted,’ I hadn’t seen it yet. So I was thinking what everyone else must have been thinking: this thing must be a hunk of junk. But then I saw it. And it’s incredible.”

Continued Forte: “Super funny throughout, visually stunning, sweet, sincere, and emotionally resonant in a very earned way. As the credits rolled, I just sat there thinking how lucky I was to be a part of something so special. That quickly turned to confusion and frustration. This was the movie they’re not going to release?

hollywoodreporter.com

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darthstar  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:27:36am
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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:31:19am

re: #18 Belafon

I think anyone who lops off the inconvenient parts of the second amendment relies on constitutional requirements about as much as they do biblical commandments.

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:31:51am

Cafeteria Conservatism.

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darthstar  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:31:52am

re: #1 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Our local grocery store used to sell half pigs. Which the butcher would cut into bits for you for a small fee.

We bought a half pig from a local farm for about five years in a row. I miss doing that. We got lazy and stopped for some reason. Having 110lbs of pork in the freezer was nice.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:32:25am

re: #20 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

That’s a damn shame.

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darthstar  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:33:36am

re: #25 Dr Lizardo

That’s a damn shame.

Need someone to leak a pirate copy

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Florida Panhandler  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:35:27am

re: #2 gocart mozart

I never really knew “Constitutional Republic” meant outright Fascism until these throwback religious cretins scammed and lied their way into defining modern Republicanism.

Next thing you know “Original Constitution” means pretty much whatever they say it means.

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Mattand  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:37:02am

Quick follow up on the parking comment from last thread:

$9.25 for 4 hours after 6PM in one of the downtown skyscrapers using Spot Hero.

Parking costs during the day in Center City are usually more in line with the Chicago and Boston prices quoted in the last post, but Philly deals can be had with parking apps, or if you’re willing to walk a bit to your destination.

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EPR-radar  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:37:44am

re: #27 Florida Panhandler

I never really knew “Constitutional Republic” meant outright Fascism until these throwback religious cretins scammed and lied their way into defining modern Republicanism.

Next thing you know “Original Constitution” means pretty much whatever they say it means.

Legal originalism has always been 100% grade-A bullshit.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:38:33am

re: #27 Florida Panhandler

I never really knew “Constitutional Republic” meant outright Fascism until these throwback religious cretins scammed and lied their way into defining modern Republicanism.

Next thing you know “Original Constitution” means pretty much whatever they say it means.

Like the Bible, the Constitution is just something to abuse other people with to these creeps.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:41:43am

re: #26 darthstar

Need someone to leak a pirate copy

If it were my film, I’d make damn sure I secretly ripped a copy and then find a way to get it on The Pirate Bay. A little “fuck you” to the corporate hacks.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:42:51am

re: #31 Dr Lizardo

If it were my film, I’d make damn sure I secretly ripped a copy and then find a way to get it on The Pirate Bay. A little “fuck you” to the corporate hacks.

That can end a career and land a person in prison.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:48:38am

From the AP: Former US diplomat admits to secretly spying for Cuba for decades.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:49:20am

re: #32 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Oh, I know.

Unless WB changes their mind, looks like Coyote vs. Acme will become another “lost film”.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:49:22am

re: #33 PhillyPretzel ✅

From the AP: Former US diplomat admits to secretly spying for Cuba for decades.

Mastodon

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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:49:58am

When looking at Mike Johnson and his fellow usurpers, it’s good to remember that when they say “Christianity” they just mean “what we want” and when they describe the nation’s basic philosophy of government they also mean “what we want.”

You can’t debate scripture with them, or shock/shame them with the ugliness of Deuteronomic law, because they don’t have a hermeneutic for the Bible that can be disassembled or criticized. It doesn’t matter what the Constitution says or doesn’t say. The only thing that matters is that they, as a superior kind of person, possess an entitlement to dictate the terms of meaning and thus control…everything.

They’re not cultists, they’re monarchists; some of them as calculating as a Shakespearean duke, others dully earnest in their notion that they are a kind of middling noble that must find the right ring to kiss. Cynical or sincere in their belief, everything they do is appetite, everything they cite is mystique emptied to substance.

The only belief that’s retained is that they are above the lower orders.

This is the latest manifestation of a recurring malady in the United States: little kings whose “freedoms” necessitate deprivation of freedom from others.

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Dr. Matt  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:50:16am

Another day, another lawsuit. I’m starting think Diaper Donnie *isn’t* very honest.

Trump Media co-founders sue company, alleging a scheme to dilute shares

The co-founders of former president Donald Trump’s media company filed a lawsuit Wednesday, claiming that Trump and other leaders had schemed to deprive them of a stake in the company that could be worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

The case could complicate a long-delayed bid by Trump Media & Technology Group, owner of the social network Truth Social, to merge with a special purpose acquisition company called Digital World Acquisition and become a publicly traded company.

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KingKenrod  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:51:29am

I don’t understand the difference between destroying a movie vs. just releasing it to public domain via archive.org. Either way, it’s the same amount of money lost, the same tax write-off, right?

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:53:06am
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lawhawk  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:55:06am

re: #35 Backwoods Sleuth

He avoided scrutiny for decades, despite a tip that came in that explicitly stated he was a Cuban agent - but the CIA, FBI, and State Department officials discounted the claims.

Officials told the AP that as early as 1987, the CIA was aware Castro had a “super mole” burrowed deep inside the U.S. government. Some now suspect it could have been Rocha and that since at least 2010 he may have been on a short list given to the FBI of possible Cuban spies high up in foreign policy circles.

Rocha’s attorney did not respond to messages seeking comment. The FBI and CIA declined to comment. The State Department said in a statement it will continue to work with relevant agencies to “fully assess the foreign policy and national security implications of these charges.”

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:56:33am

re: #38 KingKenrod

I don’t understand the difference between destroying a movie vs. just releasing it to public domain via archive.org. Either way, it’s the same amount of money lost, the same tax write-off, right?

I assume that the laws do not allow release of a written off film, even for free.
They should require it. You get the write-off, and the film becomes public domain.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:56:51am

When Dimwit D’Stupid endlessly recites that the Democrats are the party of the KKK kindly remind that ass of this!

GOP candidate for governor outed as KKK member after cross burning photo emerges

In Missouri, far-right activist Darrell Leon McClanahan III has been seeking the GOP nomination in Missouri’s 2024 gubernatorial race. But the Missouri Republican Party has announced that it is taking steps to remove McClanahan from the ballot in response to reports that McClanahan has been active in the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

According to Riverfront Times reporter Ryan Krull, a 2019 photo shows McClanahan standing next to a KKK member in front of a burning cross. McClanahan was wearing street clothes in the photo, while the person standing next to him was in full KKK attire.

McClanahan has filed a lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), which published the photo on their website in 2022 along with an article. McClanahan argued, in the lawsuit, that he was strictly an “honorary” KKK member -- not a full member — and that the photo showed a “Christian Identity Cross lighting ceremony” instead of a full-fledged KKK cross burning ceremony.

BULLSHIT ALL YOU WANT, ASSHOLE! BUT YOU’RE BUSTED!

alternet.org

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EPR-radar  Feb 29, 2024 • 11:58:49am

re: #42 Joe Bacon ✅

…But the Missouri Republican Party has announced that it is taking steps to remove McClanahan from the ballot in response to reports that McClanahan has been caught being active in the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

Fixed that.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:04:38pm

re: #41 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

I assume that the laws do not allow release of a written off film, even for free.
They should require it. You get the write-off, and the film becomes public domain.

What would probably happen then is that instead of releasing it public domain, the studios would just put it on the shelf indefinitely. It’s long been noted there’s plenty of films on studio shelves that’ll never see the light of day - not to mention films that got canned close to completion (Batgirl being a recent notorious example).

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Joe Bacon ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:04:39pm

re: #38 KingKenrod

I don’t understand the difference between destroying a movie vs. just releasing it to public domain via archive.org. Either way, it’s the same amount of money lost, the same tax write-off, right?

What is likely is that a studio bigwig felt slighted by someone on the production team and that’s why the film is being banished to The Phantom Zone.

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KGxvi  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:07:24pm

re: #2 gocart mozart

Mike Johnson says the United States isn’t a “democracy” but a “constitutional republic” based on “biblical” principles.

These guys would be shocked how little the Founding Fathers actually cared for Christianity…

Washington tended to prefer fox hunting on Sundays to church. Jefferson cut up a copy of the new testament to remove all the references to miracles and supernatural bullshit. Franklin was a deist and when he suggested the constitutional convention open with a common prayer, the motion never even came to a vote. Madison was instrumental in de-establishing the Church of England as the official state church of Virginia and for inclusion of the establishment clause in the first amendment.

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:10:35pm

re: #46 KGxvi

Unlike the founders, Mike Johnson can’t imagine being on the losing side of a religious war.

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Belafon  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:11:47pm
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PhillyPretzel ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:15:30pm

re: #48 Belafon

That is a cute way of celebrating leap day. My local PBS station is mentioning it too.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:18:04pm

Hint—The recipe for this cake did NOT originate in Germany.

It originated from a brilliant lady from Texas!

It ought to really be called TEXAS GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE!

southernliving.com

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lawhawk  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:18:23pm

re: #46 KGxvi

Washington sent letters welcoming religious freedom to the Congregation at Touro Synagogue in Rhode Island. The Founders were generally far more tolerant of religious freedom after a number of the original 13 colonies were established to escape religious persecution (although a few were established with the intent to impose their own religious views on others).

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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:19:12pm

re: #36 The Ghost of a Flea

All of this applies to that Alabama embryo ruling and the subsequent disavowals by IVF-supporting conservatives.

They don’t have an actual end-state in mind, just a vibe based on intense feelings that they are owed control—

reproduction is not the right of prospective parents, but a thing that must be sanctioned in accordance with the preferences of superior people…who by right can case-by-case declare who is worthy to have and raise children.

—so the minute they get what they say they want and the full systemic implications begin to churn they have to backpeddle: they’re not planning actual care for those embryos, or to constrain themselves from IVF, they’re acting on a fantasy that those embryos could be people…the kind of people they have use for. Anti-abortion tropes in general and “Embryos are people” in specific are contextualized by the unstated axiom “…but people are not equal.”

These ideas are as sensible and grounded as Frederick the Great’s regiment of giants; the systems they will build to meet their whims will be as orderly and just as the gangster kingdoms of Italian dukes.

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darthstar  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:24:15pm

Trump trying to put another billion shares of stock in his pocket.

Mastodon

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darthstar  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:25:35pm

Current plan was for 120 million shares. He wants to make it a billion and water down the investors shares.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:26:42pm

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:28:24pm
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EPR-radar  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:28:42pm

re: #54 darthstar

Current plan was for 120 million shares. He wants to make it a billion and water down the investors shares.

I hope these investors win their lawsuit (and that this results in indefinitely bogging down the monetization of the Truth Social scam).

However, these investors are very, very stupid.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:28:56pm

OH NO!

The Judge made her sad because he upheld the ruling that she got the boot!

Appeals court smacks down QAnon-promoting ex-GOP chair’s bid to overturn her firing

Ousted Michigan Republican Party chair Kristina Karamo has lost yet another bid in court to be reinstated to her job.

According to the Associated Press, “The Michigan Court of Appeals said it won’t suspend a lower court’s order affirming Kristina Karamo’s removal by party members. Karamo was hoping that a stay would clear the way for her to lead a meeting Saturday in Detroit to select presidential delegates for the party’s national convention.”

politico.com

Won’t stop The New York Times from endlessly repeating that Joe is the one in big trouble with Michigan voters over Gaza…

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:33:48pm

re: #53 darthstar

I can’t be the only one who thinks “pump and dump scheme”, right?

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ckkatz  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:34:10pm
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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:35:20pm

re: #60 ckkatz

I think the moral foundations have already disappeared.

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:35:59pm

Or maybe I’m confusing ethical with moral.

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ckkatz  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:36:19pm

re: #61 jaunte

I think the moral foundations have already disappeared.

Sadly, there is a lot to support your conclusions.

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Shropshire Slasher  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:37:32pm
Earlier this week, a wildly 2024 photo came across our desk: an image of a young bride standing with her groom, who’s donned one of Apple’s new Vision Pro headsets for their big day. The groom is notably smiling; the bride, meanwhile, looks a little less than pleased.

We had to know more. Did he wear the roughly $3,500 spatial computing headset during the ceremony? Did he dream of one day strapping a 1.3-pound VR device to his face on his wedding day? And how did the bride really feel about it?

To find out, we got in touch with the newlyweds. And thankfully, we can confirm that the headset was only donned after the ceremony.

“I did not wear it in ceremony out of respect to God and to my wife,”

futurism.com

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ckkatz  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:38:21pm

re: #62 jaunte

Or maybe I’m confusing ethical with moral.

Tbh, I do not think that I have ever seen you confused.

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darthstar  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:40:23pm

re: #59 Dr Lizardo

I can’t be the only one who thinks “pump and dump scheme”, right?

My first thought.

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:41:45pm

re: #65 ckkatz

On the internet, no one can tell you’re totally discombobulated.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:42:20pm

re: #59 Dr Lizardo

re: #67 darthstar

DT has and always will be a con man. It is the only game he knows.

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ckkatz  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:43:55pm

re: #59 Dr Lizardo

I can’t be the only one who thinks “pump and dump scheme”, right?

I’ve always assumed that investors in tfg schemes are intentionally and essentially “donating in kind” to tfg.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:46:18pm

re: #70 ckkatz

I’ve always assumed that investors in tfg schemes are intentionally and essentially “donating in kind” to tfg.

A safe assumption to make.

Time to call it a day. Have a good one, Lizards and stay healthy.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:47:01pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:48:28pm
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lawhawk  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:48:41pm

Alabama’s IVF ruling is tip of iceberg. A third of states have personhood laws that give embryos and a developing fetus rights that are completely out of whack with facts or medicine. That is especially true for those states that indicate that an embryo is a person regardless of the stage of pregnancy (meaning a clump of cells is a person, overriding the rights of the woman).

Map of states with personhood laws - source: politico.com
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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:51:26pm

re: #74 lawhawk

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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:53:41pm

re: #74 lawhawk

If we don’t protect those embryos now, they won’t be around to die treading down corn in 2037, or to commit atrocities against climate refuges in 2042.

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ckkatz  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:56:10pm

re: #68 jaunte

On the internet, no one can tell you’re totally discombobulated.

Sounds like you have found a powerful tool:

“It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

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Dr. Matt  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:57:42pm

re: #2 gocart mozart

Mike Johnson says the United States isn’t a “democracy” but a “constitutional republic” based on “biblical” principles.

And yet the words “Christ”, “Christian, “Bible” and “Christianity” are completely absent in the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.

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Rightwingconspirator  Feb 29, 2024 • 12:59:28pm

re: #41 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

I assume that the laws do not allow release of a written off film, even for free.
They should require it. You get the write-off, and the film becomes public domain.

Thats not gonna work. The guys that pay the bills have full ownership. Nobody gets to force them to give it away for free. What if its career damaging awful? Or has elements that will offend?

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:01:30pm
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BlueSpotinAL ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:04:11pm

re: #73 Backwoods Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Listening to Katie Britt talk is like hearing nails running across a blackboard, but at a higher pitch.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:06:48pm

gee, going to the border same day as President Biden kinda backfired on him

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KGxvi  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:08:16pm

re: #80 Backwoods Sleuth

things that should have been an email:

1. this meeting
2. this phone call
3. this “drop in” chat
4. the email you are going to send after each of the above to recap what was discussed

things that you should have handled yourself instead of sending an email:

1. everything not listed above

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:11:10pm

re: #75 Backwoods Sleuth

These are the same people screeching about CRT which isn’t even taught in public schools. They’re not against propaganda — they want to push their propaganda on children.

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Belafon  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:12:10pm

re: #75 Backwoods Sleuth

Um, no, Tate, that’s not what fetus means.

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KGxvi  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:12:44pm

re: #82 Backwoods Sleuth

I remain cautiously optimistic that November isn’t going to be close. We know his ceiling is about 46%, that’s where he’s been each of the last two elections. He’s done nothing to grow his base, and has probably done more to alienate voters who might be sympathetic to him.

I also have a strange feeling that the debate(s) will be Trump’s undoing. Either he goes full crazy and chases off anyone outside his base, or he goes too mellow and demoralizes his base.

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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:13:50pm

re: #3 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Listed below are all the places where the Bible is mentioned in the Constitution:

And vice versa

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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:18:09pm

re: #31 Dr Lizardo

If it were my film, I’d make damn sure I secretly ripped a copy and then find a way to get it on The Pirate Bay. A little “fuck you” to the corporate hacks.

I didn’t know PB is still afloat

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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:18:47pm

re: #78 Dr. Matt

And yet the words “Christ”, “Christian, “Bible” and “Christianity” are completely absent in the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.

Yeah but consider that they also ignore the contents of the Bible.

It’s not that they value the Word of God such that they’re willing to struggle with the text, it’s that the Bible can be wielded as a source of unanswerable authority. You don’t read the Bible, you quote-mine it, then bake the quotes to find occult meanings that coincidentally amount to…doing what you prefer to.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:19:00pm

LOL

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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:20:03pm

re: #36 The Ghost of a Flea

When looking at Mike Johnson and his fellow usurpers, it’s good to remember that when they say “Christianity” they just mean “what we want” and when they describe the nation’s basic philosophy of government they also mean “what we want.”

You can’t debate scripture with them, or shock/shame them with the ugliness of Deuteronomic law, because they don’t have a hermeneutic for the Bible that can be disassembled or criticized. It doesn’t matter what the Constitution says or doesn’t say. The only thing that matters is that they, as a superior kind of person, possess an entitlement to dictate the terms of meaning and thus control…everything.

They’re not cultists, they’re monarchists; some of them as calculating as a Shakespearean duke, others dully earnest in their notion that they are a kind of middling noble that must find the right ring to kiss. Cynical or sincere in their belief, everything they do is appetite, everything they cite is mystique emptied to substance.

The only belief that’s retained is that they are above the lower orders.

This is the latest manifestation of a recurring malady in the United States: little kings whose “freedoms” necessitate deprivation of freedom from others.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:22:29pm

so it begins…

Mastodon

The Republican majority in the Arizona Senate passed a bill on Monday to ensure that any presidential candidate “may not be excluded or removed from the general election ballot on the basis of a claimed violation of the Fourteenth Amendment of the United States Constitution” if that candidate is an official party nominee.

The bill — introduced in the state Senate by Republican Sens. Janae Shamp, Sonny Borrelli, Frank Carroll and David Gowan, and in the state House of Representatives by Republican Reps. Steve Montenegro and Austin Smith — aims to circumvent a possible Supreme Court ruling that could result in Trump being removed from the ballot in certain states.

Thus far, the former president has been removed from the primary ballot in three states — Colorado, Maine and Illinois — but those rulings are on pause until the nation’s high court rules on the Trump campaign’s appeal of the Colorado ruling. The Arizona bill comes after Secretary of State Adrian Fontes (R) has already said that Trump can’t be barred from the state’s ballot because of a 14th Amendment violation. As the Arizona Mirror notes, the Arizona Supreme Court ruled that lawmakers — U.S. Reps. Andy Biggs and Paul Gosar as well as state Rep. Mark Finchem — couldn’t be removed from office because of their participation in the Jan. 6, 2021 insurrection under Section 3 of the 14th Amendment.

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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:22:39pm

re: #42 Joe Bacon ✅

McClanahan has filed a lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), which published the photo on their website in 2022 along with an article. McClanahan argued, in the lawsuit, that he was strictly an “honorary” KKK member -- not a full member — and that the photo showed a “Christian Identity Cross lighting ceremony” instead of a full-fledged KKK cross burning ceremony.

BULLSHIT ALL YOU WANT, ASSHOLE! BUT YOU’RE BUSTED!

alternet.org

This is the equivalent of I never inhaled

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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:24:29pm

re: #45 Joe Bacon ✅

What is likely is that a studio bigwig felt slighted by someone on the production team and that’s why the film is being banished to The Phantom Zone.

Could also have to do with crossing a contractual line. If it’s “released” then there are other obligations or requirements. Like promoting it properly/financially etc

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KingKenrod  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:25:13pm

re: #92 Backwoods Sleuth

so it begins…

[Embedded content]

The GOP: we protect traitor ballot access. That’s a winning issue.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:26:28pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:28:01pm

re: #84 Patricia Kayden

These are the same people screeching about CRT which isn’t even taught in public schools. They’re not against propaganda — they want to push their propaganda on children.

This always comes back to epistemology.

Things are true to conservatives because they feel they are true because they are amorphously superior and need not argue…internal conservative discourse being exclusively about the correct pyramidal stack of society.

The reality of what CRT is or who studies CRT does not matter: they are angry and afraid and the only solve for their anger and fear is that they are granted more control and more license. Whether their “fear” of CRT is genuine or cynical does not matter because it’s all the same claim: we are entitled to frame the world for everyone else, because the world exists to reproduce our appetites.

Whenever there seems to be a contradiction, the resolution is simply the higher-order axiom—we are owed everything, including “truth”—asserting itself.

Which is why downstream of their entitlement to propagandize children is the equally-important-but-said-quieter premise that they are entitled to hurt children who are noncompliant, because while “life” might be precious “life” has no inherent quality of dignity and people are still inherently unequal.

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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:28:15pm

re: #60 ckkatz

[Embedded content]

Snyder Xitter post

They’ve already destroyed the moral legal..etc by agreeing to consider it at all

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nines09  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:29:17pm

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:30:50pm

Nice headline.

Donald Trump is broke hahahaha

Did you hear the news? Donald Trump is broke as s—t! Sure, you already knew that the former president’s empire was built on bankrupt casinos, skyscrapers that are cratering in value, fake universities, fake shoes, unpaid vendors, dodged taxes, undrinkable wines and inedible steaks. You already knew that this man didn’t actually have an empire at all … that he was full of s—t the entire time.

But now it’s OFFICIAL, because New York Attorney General Letitia James was able to prove it in an enormous, victorious civil fraud suit against the former president. After presiding Judge Arthur F. Engoron first ruled last fall that Trump had manipulated his net worth and submitted documents to lenders that “clearly contain fraudulent valuations,” Engoron ruled two weeks ago that Trump owed the state of New York $355 million, plus interest, for a total of $450 million. The court gave Trump 30 days to either pay the fine himself (HAHAHA) or secure a bond for it.

Trump, of course, is no stranger to using other people’s money for his own benefit, so what was a $450 million bond between him and one of his wealthier friends or donors?

The answer: about $350 million too high.

sfgate.com

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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:31:55pm

re: #93 Dangerman

This is the equivalent of I never inhaled

Where would the American right be if it couldn’t comma-fuck its way out of all the Nazi rhetoric it borrowed post-1945.

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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:36:46pm

re: #97 The Ghost of a Flea

You’re hot today

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:37:38pm

re: #75 Backwoods Sleuth

life begins at fertilization

Bzzzt. Not Biblical.

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gocart mozart  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:38:19pm
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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:40:18pm

re: #103 jaunte

: #75 Backwoods Sleuth

life begins at fertilization

Bzzzt. Not Biblical

_———-

Life begins when we say it begins.
Unless that becomes a rhetorical problem for us
Then life begins when we say it begins.

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silverdolphin  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:43:47pm

Gonna be an interesting first week in March. I wondered why the date March 8 was chosen. well, it allows Biden to give the SOTU speech on March 7 without a shut down government. If the government was shut down, the SOTU would likely be delayed.

So expect Biden to give a real stemwinder then.

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Egregious Philbin  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:47:01pm

re: #92 Backwoods Sleuth

Won’t matter, the Governor will veto it.

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Orange Impostor  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:48:51pm

re: #42 Joe Bacon ✅

McClanahan has filed a lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), which published the photo on their website in 2022 along with an article. McClanahan argued, in the lawsuit, that he was strictly an “honorary” KKK member -- not a full member — and that the photo showed a “Christian Identity Cross lighting ceremony” instead of a full-fledged KKK cross burning ceremony.

alternet.org

So, if I’m reading this right, his claim is that he’s not a member of the klan, but instead is associated with the other white supremacist group that inspired neo-Nazi organizations like the Aryan Nations, and The Order?

Good luck with that one.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:50:39pm

re: #104 gocart mozart

Trump’s a great demonstration of how this is all vibes such that there is no argument to argue against.

His statements no more need to make sense that the shooting script of a porn scene: the text exists to draw out pleasurable emotional discharge through a series of exciting images.

The above is…dumb and poorly composed…but it’s being presented to an audience for whom it becomes coherent and “true” because it confirms their axiom that they’ve been cheated of what they are owed by inferior people. The hyperbole to the point of incoherence is acceptable because it heightens the contempt…and the contempt is the foreplay, the tease, promising the domineering, pleasurable harm that will be inflicted.

Immigrants are brutes…and brutes can be treated in ways that Real People cannot, and it is right and good to enjoy bloodying the brutes.

They want their superiority, they want the license to be cruel and ugly, and that’s what Trump promises.

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Dangerman  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:51:06pm

re: #73 Backwoods Sleuth

[Embedded content]MSNBC—Republicans have chosen Alabama Senator Katie Britt to give the party’s response to President Joe Biden’s State of the Union address next Thursday, March 7 #SOTU

So the Rs can’t even find an American?
They’re going with a an unqualified Britt?

Didn’t we win a war against them?

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jaunte  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:53:31pm

re: #73 Backwoods Sleuth

A privileged Republican cheerleader since childhood.
en.wikipedia.org

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EPR-radar  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:57:16pm

re: #89 The Ghost of a Flea

Yeah but consider that they also ignore the contents of the Bible.

It’s not that they value the Word of God such that they’re willing to struggle with the text, it’s that the Bible can be wielded as a source of unanswerable authority. You don’t read the Bible, you quote-mine it, then bake the quotes to find occult meanings that coincidentally amount to…doing what you prefer to.

“Might makes right” is what conservatism always converges to. The only variations are how blatant the power grab is, and which lies are told to “justify” the power grab.

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Nojay UK  Feb 29, 2024 • 1:59:43pm

re: #45 Joe Bacon ✅

What is likely is that a studio bigwig felt slighted by someone on the production team and that’s why the film is being banished to The Phantom Zone.

Completing a film is only a few steps along the very expensive road of releasing a film. Promotion, publicity, booking theatres for release, scheduling, the outgoings go on and on in the hope that the opening weekend will result in tickets sold and seats filled and black ink on the bottom line is a certainty.

The studio bigwigs are knowledgeable in such things having been burned by movies which didn’t make their nut and they maybe looked at this movie and thought “It’s based on sixty year old cartoons that amuse kids who don’t buy expensive theatre tickets” and that’s why they maybe gave it a pass. For every sleeper movie that made it big there’s an Ishtar as a horrible lesson to learn from.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:00:08pm

re: #109 The Ghost of a Flea

This isn’t really new, either, it’s built into American and European discourse in ways that extend beyond modern conservatism.

You abstract the violence of the status quo, you personalize the violence of those resisting the status quo such that the disproportionate retaliation…and accompanying atrocities that myriad intimate acts of cruelty and domination…are seen as justice, but also as catharsis.

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Jay C  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:01:15pm

re: #111 jaunte

A privileged Republican cheerleader since childhood.
en.wikipedia.org

And, despite her (relatively) young age, a career Republican hack, with Senate “experience” (she was a protege of Shelby’s).
The GOP probably picked her because she’s young and female (and thus the maximum contrast to Creaky Old Joe): but who knows what stale tripe they’re planning for her to regurgitate….?

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The Ghost of a Flea  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:01:42pm

re: #112 EPR-radar

“Might makes right” is what conservatism always converges to. The only variations are how blatant the power grab is, and which lies are told to “justify” the power grab.

If they actually said “might makes right” aloud the correct response would be to beat them to death with a paving stone.

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EPR-radar  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:05:21pm

re: #116 The Ghost of a Flea

If they actually said “might makes right” aloud the correct response would be to beat them to death with a paving stone.

IMO it doesn’t matter what they say, since they are pathological liars anyway. When conservatives go far enough down the road of acting on a might makes right basis, then yes, responding in kind become obligatory.

Cue the meme of “a large number of violent antifa members” as a caption for a D-day beach photo.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:05:52pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:07:48pm
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danarchy  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:11:42pm

re: #113 Nojay UK

Completing a film is only a few steps along the very expensive road of releasing a film. Promotion, publicity, booking theatres for release, scheduling, the outgoings go on and on in the hope that the opening weekend will result in tickets sold and seats filled and black ink on the bottom line is a certainty.

The studio bigwigs are knowledgeable in such things having been burned by movies which didn’t make their nut and they maybe looked at this movie and thought “It’s based on sixty year old cartoons that amuse kids who don’t buy expensive theatre tickets” and that’s why they maybe gave it a pass. For every sleeper movie that made it big there’s an Ishtar as a horrible lesson to learn from.

This here.

The idea someone shelved this out of spite is so ridiculous. Nobody is going to shelve something they already spent like 70 million dollars on out of spite. They offered it to Amazon, Netflix, and Paramount for 75-80 million so they weren’t opposed to it getting out, they weren’t willing to negotiate the price because they already had a sure thing with the tax write off.

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darthstar  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:14:28pm

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:18:05pm

re: #121 darthstar

They look adorable but I do not think it will work out.

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KGxvi  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:19:16pm

The WNBA has an interesting opportunity unfolding…

Caitlin Clark has announced that she’s forgoing her covid season and entering the draft. She’ll likely be the first over all pick.

Angel Reese is also expected to forgo her covid season. ESPN has her going 6th (there’s 12 teams in the league).

There’s a lot of talent in the WNBA and in college basketball. But I have a feeling that Clark and Reese can be a Magic and Bird kind of rivalry/duo that could help take the sport to the next level.

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sagehen  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:19:56pm

re: #94 Dangerman

Could also have to do with crossing a contractual line. If it’s “released” then there are other obligations or requirements. Like promoting it properly/financially etc

and the writer, director, composer or some of the cast might be entitled to another chunk of salary upon release…

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:25:13pm

EF1 tornado yesterday morning:

Photos Show Damage to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base Following Suspected Tornado

Several buildings at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, including a restoration hangar belonging to the National Museum of the U.S. Air Force, were damaged in a “suspected” tornado on Wednesday, officials said.

The museum’s Restoration Hangar 4 and several other buildings in the base’s southwestern Area B sustained damage when the tornado touched down amid what base officials characterized as several severe early morning storms, the 88th Air Base Wing said in a statement.

“Our initial assessment from this morning’s storm is the damage is isolated to the southern side of Area B,” Col. Travis Pond, the 88th Air Base Wing and installation commander, said in a statement. “Our initial focus right now is on safety and damage assessment.”

three miles from my youngest step-son’s house

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Vicious Babushka  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:26:01pm

END THE RAPISM
THIS PRO-RAPE CARTOON IS RACIST AF.

Mastodon

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sagehen  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:26:29pm

re: #104 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

there’s probably very few Americans who speak Nahuatl or Quecha, but they are real languages.

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nines09  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:29:20pm

re: #96 Backwoods Sleuth

They will never catch that Sinaloa jefe.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:29:35pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:31:12pm

re: #126 Vicious Babushka

END THE RAPISM
THIS PRO-RAPE CARTOON IS RACIST AF.

[Embedded content]

they couldn’t resist her nose shape either…

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sagehen  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:33:00pm

re: #117 EPR-radar

IMO it doesn’t matter what they say, since they are pathological liars anyway. When conservatives go far enough down the road of acting on a might makes right basis, then yes, responding in kind become obligatory.

Cue the meme of “a large number of violent antifa members” as a caption for a D-day beach photo.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:35:36pm

Sen Britt is stupid enough to be Republican, smart enough to be dangerous. She’s our “Smart One”. Of course, the other one is Tuberville.

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Markm1960  Feb 29, 2024 • 2:57:31pm

re: #38 KingKenrod

I don’t understand the difference between destroying a movie vs. just releasing it to public domain via archive.org. Either way, it’s the same amount of money lost, the same tax write-off, right?

I don’t know the Intellectual Property rules for movies, but I am familiar with software rules. In order to take a write off for tax purposes the software needs to be completely deleted from all servers otherwise nothing stops you from writing off the project then reviving it the next day. We had this situation arise with a $50m project that crapped out. So we deleted everything and took the current write off.

If it’s not completely gone, then the loss is not total.

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Teddy's Person  Feb 29, 2024 • 3:19:52pm

re: #99 nines09

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TedStriker  Feb 29, 2024 • 4:13:38pm

re: #131 sagehen

[Embedded content]

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BeenHereAwhile  Feb 29, 2024 • 8:09:53pm

re: #35 Backwoods Sleuth

Laffy
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social

“A former U.S. ambassador said Thursday he will plead guilty to charges of serving as a secret agent for communist #Cuba going back decades, bringing an unexpectedly fast resolution to a case prosecutors described as one of the most brazen betrayals in the history of the U.S. foreign service.”

He has committed the unforgivable sin in the South FL Cuban comunity. And his famiy are now social pariah.

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BeenHereAwhile  Feb 29, 2024 • 9:05:45pm

re: #132 Decatur Deb

Sen Britt is stupid enough to be Republican, smart enough to be dangerous. She’s our “Smart One”. Of course, the other one is Tuberville.

IOW, she doesn’t need to wave sparklers to keep her audience’s attention, while she gives a speech.


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