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Patricia Kayden  May 18, 2024 • 9:17:00pm

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teleskiguy  May 18, 2024 • 9:21:15pm

re: #1 Patricia Kayden

This is Keith Richards teaching Willie Nelson how to play the guitar.

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Patricia Kayden  May 18, 2024 • 9:28:36pm

re: #2 teleskiguy

😂 😂 😂

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Belafon  May 18, 2024 • 10:11:54pm

“Wow they actually found a way to make it worse”

bsky.app

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Belafon  May 18, 2024 • 10:14:26pm

I may or may not be avoiding actual real work at the moment…

Mike Donohue (@barelysushi.bsky.social) 2024-05-14T19:17:57.957Z

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 18, 2024 • 10:14:42pm

re: #4 Belafon

“Wow they actually found a way to make it worse”

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bsky.app

So where is the Dixie Swastika?

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BeenHereAwhile  May 18, 2024 • 10:19:52pm

re: #4 Belafon

“Wow they actually found a way to make it worse”

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bsky.app

At least the paint will protect the “stainless” body from corrosion.

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teleskiguy  May 18, 2024 • 10:24:19pm

re: #4 Belafon

Yes. This happened. For fucks sake.

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BeenHereAwhile  May 18, 2024 • 10:34:29pm

MarkRDavid
@MarkRDavid@wandering.shop
@flexghost

Later…

Crockett arguably had the most memorable comment after the committee ruled that Greene’s personal attacks on her were allowed.

“I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?” she said.

Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) responded with visible confusion:
“What now?”

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gwangung  May 18, 2024 • 10:35:14pm

re: #160 danarchy

The things mentioned all happened, the implication they are connected is dubious.

The read out of the conversation with Putin show it was about the Siberian wildfires ongoing at the time and trade policy.

The whitehouse was in the midst of trying to replace the DNI at the time and the list of “Top Spies” were all top paid bueaucrats not undercover assets.

Unfortunately, I am not at all sure that, thanks to the lack of security discipline in the Trump administration, the Russians DIDN’T get the undercover assets anyway.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 18, 2024 • 10:53:04pm

re: #8 teleskiguy

Yes. This happened. For fucks sake.

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Well at least the accelerator pedal didn’t get stuck…

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Hecuba's daughter  May 18, 2024 • 10:56:46pm

re: #10 gwangung

Unfortunately, I am not at all sure that, thanks to the lack of security discipline in the Trump administration, the Russians DIDN’T get the undercover assets anyway.

How accurate/complete would the readout from the Trump WH be? Was the conversation recorded so that it’s possible for someone with the appropriate clearance to hear the entire conversation? After all, when Trump had the infamous Helsinki meeting, my impression was that the conversation was basically between Trump, Putin, and Putin’s translator and that there were no senior US diplomats present for the conversation. Or is that wrong?

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Targetpractice  May 18, 2024 • 11:25:51pm

re: #8 teleskiguy

Yes. This happened. For fucks sake.

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When I first saw the picture, I immediately thought “Yeah, their warranty is now toast.”

Then I saw who was involved and realized that Elmo would personally sign off on any repairs for this “truck” in perpetuity.

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teleskiguy  May 18, 2024 • 11:49:16pm

You can sum up the entirety of the good and bad things about the American character in the stories of two Mt. St. Helens victims: David A. Johnston, the pioneering volcanologist who was killed making scientific observations, and Harry R. Truman who was a dumb old dipshit who refused to evacuate.

Michael Tae Sweeney (@mtsw.bsky.social) 2024-05-18T16:02:30.801Z

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Patricia Kayden  May 19, 2024 • 12:04:41am

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A Cranky One  May 19, 2024 • 12:31:08am

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JC1  May 19, 2024 • 12:34:45am

The celebrity sex therapist praised by one of the world’s leading feminists who had sex with dozens of clients - and is now accused of abusing one with his ‘laser beam penis that burns up trauma’

dailymail.co.uk

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 19, 2024 • 12:41:56am

Well, that was fun. Not. 5/6

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2024 • 12:54:00am

re: #16 A Cranky One

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It doesn’t matter how well the economy goes, the Beltway media are devoted to their narrative and will not shift from it for fear of being accused of (*gasp!*) “bias”!

Mediamatters even had an article the other week about how the media who’s been reporting for the past two years that recession is gonna happen “Any Day Now!” are now reporting that the same experts are trying to cover their asses by suggesting that we instead are slipping into (*ominous music*) stagflation! Yes, despite low unemployment, strong job growth, and inflation down below half of what it was when Biden took office, it’s not dropped below 1% and GDP slipped a bit in the first quarter of the year, so obviously this is the worst economy since Carter.

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 1:16:47am

re: #17 JC1

The celebrity sex therapist praised by one of the world’s leading feminists who had sex with dozens of clients - and is now accused of abusing one with his ‘laser beam penis that burns up trauma’

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 1:37:26am

re: #8 teleskiguy

Kid Rock performing at his concert in the bed of the Duke Of Hazzards General “E” Cybertruck!

American popular culture has gone beyond being a bad parody of itself.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 1:43:00am

re: #17 JC1

The celebrity sex therapist praised by one of the world’s leading feminists who had sex with dozens of clients - and is now accused of abusing one with his ‘laser beam penis that burns up trauma’

dailymail.co.uk

Is it circumcised? That would make it a Jewish laser beam penis.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 19, 2024 • 2:01:37am

re: #20 Dr Lizardo

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Naomi Wolf. The feminist expert. 🙄

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2024 • 2:20:49am

re: #21 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

American popular culture has gone beyond being a bad parody of itself.

We didn’t just go beyond a bad parody, we lapped the fuckin’ thing and are coming around for another pass.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 2:24:24am

re: #24 Targetpractice

We didn’t just go beyond a bad parody, we lapped the fuckin’ thing and are coming around for another pass.

Yeah, the first time around was back in the 90’s when I turned on CMT and watched a video of Kenny Chesney’s “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”…American Country Music was doing full-on Soviet Socialist-style odes to tractors and tractor drivers, and didn’t even notice.

The summit to date is the MAGAs with their “Real Men Wear Diapers”…but I am sure they will outdo that soon enough.

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2024 • 2:38:59am

re: #25 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Yeah, the first time around was back in the 90’s when I turned on CMT and watched a video of Kenny Chesney’s “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”…American Country Music was doing full-on Soviet Socialist-style odes to tractors and tractor drivers, and didn’t even notice.

The summit to date is the MAGAs with their “Real Men Wear Diapers”…but I am sure they will outdo that soon enough.

I started to make a Vanilla Ice joke, then I did a Google search and found out that he’s more authentically “from the streets” than Mr. Robert Ritchie is.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 2:40:30am

hi

Signing in briefly with a non-controversial post (primary election results in Nebraska).

In the Republican Primary, each US House representative faced off against MAGA-supporting Republicans. Donald Trump explicitly endorsed Rep. Don Bacon’s (NE-2) challenger. The state GOP, along with Sarpy and Douglas County GOP, endorsed the challenger to the four-term Representative. Rep. Bacon never wins by more than about a thousand votes in general elections. He will face state senator Tony Vargas (D) in November in a rematch—he barely edged Vargas in the last election.

In the presidential primary, Nikki Haley took more than 20% of the vote in NE-2 (Omaha), the notorious swing district. NE-2 went for Biden in 2020.

In the Unicameral, legendary Civil Rights leader Ernie Chambers (I) leads state Sen. Terrell McKinney (D-District 11) by twenty-one votes. They both advance to the General Election, knocking off the Republican challenger.

In the US Senate race, Sen. Deb Fischer beat her MAGA challenger with 80% of the vote. She has no Democratic challenger, so she will win reëlection.

Sen. Pete Ricketts also knocked off his MAGA challenger (he is filling the remaining term of former Sen. Ben Sasse). In the Democratic primary, Preston Love ran unopposed, so he will face Sen. Ricketts in November.

Locally, all three incumbents advance in the village board election. (The other two incumbents including me are not up for reëlection this year.)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 2:43:42am

Of note, in recent elections, Republican turnout in the General Election runs north of 80%, Democratic turnout runs about 18%.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 2:47:01am

In NE-1 (Lincoln), Rep. Mike Flood (filling the remaining term of convicted felon former Rep. Jeff Fortenberry) will fight a rematch against former state Senator Carol Blood.

The reason Donald Trump and the state GOP endorsed Rep. Bacon’s challenger is because he voted for President Biden’s infrastructure bill.

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 2:47:16am

re: #25 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The next step is obvious.

The MAGAts will loudly - and publicly - defecate in their adult diapers.

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Lancelot Link Returns!  May 19, 2024 • 2:58:29am

re: #25 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The Wurzels ORIGINAL PROMO FILM “Combine Harvester” No1 June 12th 1976

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 2:59:06am

re: #28 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Of note, in recent elections, Republican turnout in the General Election runs north of 80%, Democratic turnout runs about 18%.

Hey, ‘Mouse, nice to see you back here!

And yes, the GOP learned in 2016 that apathy and indifference are the best forms of voter suppression. It did not work for them in 2020 but they are hoping that people will have forgotten by November.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 3:02:53am

re: #29 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The reason Donald Trump and the state GOP endorsed Rep. Bacon’s challenger is because he voted for President Biden’s infrastructure bill.

Idiot should’ve just taken the infrastructure money and then boasted about it as if it were a GOP initiative.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 3:03:32am

An interesting anomaly of Omaha is the city of Carter Lake, Iowa. Carter Lake (part of IA-4) is surrounded on three sides by Omaha and the fourth by the Missouri River. The river changed course, resulting in that section of Council Bluffs winding up on this side of the river. Carter Lake seceded from Council Bluffs in the Thirties. There is no land connexion between Carter Lake and the rest of Iowa.

In the 2020 election, Vice President Mike Pence came to Carter Lake (KMTV, Omaha) to campaign, being the first national politician to do so. It will be interesting to see if either candidate or their surrogates do so in this election.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 3:06:37am

rivers often make lousy borders

especially as you can’t build a fence right in the middle of them

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 3:17:51am

re: #35 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

rivers often make lousy borders

especially as you can’t build a fence right in the middle of them

Texas did (well, floating bouys with sawblades).

Federal law notes gradual changes in river course do not affect state boundaries (the boundary follows the river). The case Nebraska v Iowa was the first time a challenge came up because a river jumped course by several miles.

There was another case between the states in the Seventies of a Carter Lake businessman charged with an Iowa state crime. He claimed he was a Nebraska resident in that case. The Supreme Court ruled “nope.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 3:21:09am

re: #31 Lancelot Link Returns!

Sung to Melanie Safka’s “Brand New Key?” Holy horrible parody, Batman.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 3:29:14am

re: #32 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Hey, ‘Mouse, nice to see you back here!

AQnd yes, the GOP learned in 2016 that apathy and indifference are the best forms of voter suppression. It did not work for them in 2020 but they are hoping that people will have forgotten by November.

That may change this time around.

Protect the Right to Abortion Constitutional Amendment is certified for the ballot.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 3:37:59am

re: #38 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That may change this time around.

Protect the Right to Abortion Constitutional Amendment is certified for the ballot.

In 2020 it was DJT’s disastrous handling of the Covid pandemic that got the apathetic and indifferent out to vote.

This time it will be abortion, contraception and IVF that motivate the voters.

DJT is trying to distance and backpedal and insist it is all a “states’ rights” issue, but the pro-lifers have tasted blood and are going to push for nothing less than a national abortion ban (to be followed by a national contraception ban and mandatory medical inspections of all childbearing-age women leaving or re-entering the country), not to mention book bans, teaching bans on racial history, trans bans, the end of gay/interracial marriage and gay couples adopting, etc…

So yeah, vote GOP, vote third-party protest and it is Welcome to Gilead Idiocracy 451

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2024 • 3:38:52am

Politico: Will Trump pivot if re-elected President?

It’s impossible to know exactly how Trump will behave if he returns to office. By all accounts, Trump has professionalized his 2024 campaign, suggesting he learned something from his slapdash first campaign and his 2020 reelection loss. The question is whether his views on presidential prerogatives have changed or whether he intends to be guided by loftier principles.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 3:40:58am

re: #40 No Malarkey!

Jesus Christ, how can you even begin to suppose that a guy like that is about to - or is able to change his approach and his entire personality, which forms the basis of nearly all his policies?

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2024 • 3:45:08am

re: #41 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Jesus Christ, how can you even begin to suppose that a guy like that can change his approach and his entire personality, which forms the basis of nearly all his policies?

Bending over backwards to stick your head up your ass in order to appear neutral.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  May 19, 2024 • 3:48:31am

Par, again.
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Targetpractice  May 19, 2024 • 3:51:20am

re: #40 No Malarkey!

Politico: Will Trump pivot if re-elected President?

8 years later and they keep holding out for the “pivot” that will magically transform him into being “presidential.”

Waiting for Godot would be faster.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 3:52:19am

re: #44 Targetpractice

8 years later and they keep holding out for the “pivot” that will magically transform him into being “presidential.”

Waiting for Godot would be faster.

Part of it is indirectly admitting that they cannot believe what an inept dilettante he has been the whole time and that it really has to change before he destroys the entire GOP

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2024 • 3:54:32am

re: #39 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

In 2020 it was DJT’s disastrous handling of the Covid pandemic that got the apathetic and indifferent out to vote.

This time it will be abortion, contraception and IVF that motivate the voters.

DJT is trying to distance and backpedal and insist it is all a “states’ rights” issue, but the pro-lifers have tasted blood and are going to push for nothing less than a national abortion ban (to be followed by a national contraception ban and mandatory medical inspections of all childbearing-age women leaving or re-entering the country), not to mention book bans, teaching bans on racial history, trans bans, the end of gay marriage and gay couples adopting, etc…

So yeah, vote GOP, vote third-party protest and it is Welcome to Gilead Idiocracy 451

Assuming the Ambulatory Fecal Stain doesn’t duck the debate next month, it’s going to be absolutely hilarious to watch him attempt to tap dance around this and other topics on which his view has “evolved” since leaving office. Doubly so to watch him try to do it and insult Biden in the 2 min (I assume) time limit.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 3:56:12am

re: #40 No Malarkey!

Politico: Will Trump pivot if re-elected President?

🤦‍♂️

Are they analysing a different Donald Trump?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 3:56:56am

re: #46 Targetpractice

Assuming the Ambulatory Fecal Stain doesn’t duck the debate next month…

He always has the option of claiming that Biden’s Deep State Witch Hunt has somehow made it impossible for him to prepare or attend.

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2024 • 4:09:10am

re: #47 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

🤦‍♂️

Are they analysing a different Donald Trump?

“In the multiverse, there is certainly a Donald Trump guided by loftier principles whose conduct has been unimpeachable. Is it possible that that Donald Trump will step through a wormhole and assume office if Trump is elected President? It is impossible to know without giving Trump a mandate to pivot first.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 4:12:51am

Welcome to Spring, where fifty degree swings in temperature in the Nebraska Panhandle are normal.

After my oak tree blew down last week (the core was rotted) and managed to miss my car, the church, but not my house (though no damage), and $1,100 to remove it from my yard and the street, we went the other day to a garden shop to buy plants to decorate the stump.

I also planted two Northern white pines (the other ones I planted died).

forecast.weather.gov

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 4:14:37am

There is flooding in Southwestern Germany along the Saar River, the Rhine is up but nowhere near flood stage. But our lovely spring weather has turned to showery but at least warm

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2024 • 4:14:59am

re: #50 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Welcome to Spring, where fifty degree swings in temperature in the Nebraska Panhandle are normal.

After my oak tree blew down last week (the core was rotted) and managed to miss my car, the church, but not my house (though no damage), and $1,100 to remove it from my yard and the street, we went the other day to a garden shop to buy plants to decorate the stump.

I also planted two Northern white pines (the other ones I planted died).

forecast.weather.gov

Glad to hear your house wasn’t damaged!

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Nerdy Fish  May 19, 2024 • 4:17:35am

There was another word I wanted to put in there, but I figured that one was not on the NY Times editor’s list.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 4:19:10am

re: #52 No Malarkey!

Glad to hear your house wasn’t damaged!

The tree missed my 2013 Smart car by about a metre.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 4:19:52am

re: #54 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The tree missed my 2013 Smart car by about a metre.

If it had been any bigger, it would have been totalled…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 4:22:20am

My wife is considering filing as a write-in candidate to try to knock one of the Republicans off the village board.

I was knocked off by a write-in candidate in 2018 but regained my seat in 2022, so it’s possible.

All seats are at-large, top three are elected this round.

It is legal for spouses or relatives to serve in the same political body in Nebraska, but they must abstain from votes which could benefit them. When my wife was the public library director, I would abstain on approving her pay cheque.

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Nojay UK  May 19, 2024 • 4:22:29am

re: #51 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I occasionally look at the electricity generating stats for France and I note that right now they’re producing a lot of electricity from hydro, courtesy of the French Alps. Hydroelectricity is often produced on a use-it-or-lose-it basis, if lots more rainfall is predicted then it’s better to use the penstock water to make money than dump all that lovely potential energy over the spillways to no (financial) benefit.

The UK is currently (no pun intended) importing the maximum amount of electricity (1.4GW) via its link to Norway which is heavily invested in hydroelectric generating plants.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 4:28:10am

re: #57 Nojay UK

France still loves its nuke plants, though, which prove around 70%, of its power generation, which is one reason why they are so tetchy about the Wagner Group being so active in Niger, with its uranium reserves.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 4:37:20am

re: #53 Nerdy Fish

There was another word I wanted to put in there, but I figured that one was not on the NY Times editor’s list.

Wholly lack-of-vowels, Batman! (5/6)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 4:42:53am

re: #58 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

France still loves its nuke plants, though, which prove around 70%, of its power generation, which is one reason why they are so tetchy about the Wagner Group being so active in Niger, with its uranium reserves.

Nebraska Public Power District (my electric supplier) uses about everything you can. Gas, oil, nuclear, wind, solar, hydro, hamster wheels, Gilligan on a bicycle generating electricity for the Professor, &c.

nppd.com

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Nojay UK  May 19, 2024 • 4:43:42am

re: #58 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

France still loves its nuke plants, though, which prove around 70%, of its power generation, which is one reason why they are so tetchy about the Wagner Group being so active in Niger, with its uranium reserves.

Oh dear… uranium is as cheap as chips and readily available from many sources, from Australia to Canada to Kazakhstan and a few other places in between. In extremis it can be extracted in industrial quantities from seawater but it’s cheaper right now to dig it up or leach it from underground ore bodies. Some US mines in Utah and Arizona are ramping up yellowcake production in anticipation of an increase in demand worldwide.

Niger and a lot of other West African nations have historical links to the old French Empire and there are still many financial and social connections between the Old Country and the African nations.

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Nerdy Fish  May 19, 2024 • 4:50:18am

re: #59 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Wholly lack-of-vowels, Batman! (5/6)

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Good morning, my friend. It’s good to see you here. Of course, I have been seeing you over at the other place, but we missed you at this place.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 19, 2024 • 4:51:39am

re: #62 Nerdy Fish

Good morning, my friend. It’s good to see you here. Of course, I have been seeing you over at the other place, but we missed you at this place.

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to go to bed. The sun is coming up.

I have been reading here all along, though.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 4:52:35am

re: #61 Nojay UK

Niger and a lot of other West African nations have historical links to the old French Empire and there are still many financial and social connections between the Old Country and the African nations.

Especially financial.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 4:54:02am

re: #60 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Nebraska Public Power District (my electric supplier) uses about everything you can. Gas, oil, nuclear, wind, solar, hydro, hamster wheels, Gilligan on a bicycle generating electricity for the Professor, &c.

nppd.com

You can tell when you’ve crossed the border from Germany into France because the houses on the far side no longer have solar panels on them. Southwest Germany is one of its sunniest regions and the government is really pushing solar conversion with tax breaks.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 4:55:07am

re: #61 Nojay UK

Sounds like a good market to simply irradiate twinkies in the microwave and sell them as yellowcake…

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Dave In Austin  May 19, 2024 • 5:07:55am

Sunday Morning Holler Songs.

I had to change out the Arlo on the Owl
Box this morning after 150 shots last night. I have a permanent ladder set up for this purpose. I forgot to put my hat on and one of them promptly and rightfully beaned my old ass halfway up the ladder. No harm no fowl… She’s back with teh babies. 3 owlets. 1 egg turned out to be a non viable.

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Dave In Austin  May 19, 2024 • 5:22:59am

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jeffreyw  May 19, 2024 • 5:51:47am

Good morning!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 5:54:57am

re: #69 jeffreyw

Gilead Idiocracy 198451

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 6:13:15am
A helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi suffered a “hard landing” on Sunday, Iranian state television reported, without immediately elaborating.

Raisi was traveling in Iran’s East Azerbaijan province. State TV said the incident happened near Jolfa, a city on the border with with the nation of Azerbaijan, some 600 kilometers (375 miles) northwest of the Iranian capital, Tehran.

Rescuers were attempting to reach the site, state TV said, but had been hampered by poor weather condition in the area. There had been heavy rain reported with some wind.

apnews.com

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Vicious Babushka  May 19, 2024 • 6:18:43am

re: #40 No Malarkey!

Politico: Will Trump pivot if re-elected President?

No.

Any questions?

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Decatur Deb  May 19, 2024 • 6:19:28am

re: #72 Vicious Babushka

No.

Any questions?

He could get worse.

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Targetpractice  May 19, 2024 • 6:20:13am

re: #73 Decatur Deb

He could get worse.

Could?

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Decatur Deb  May 19, 2024 • 6:21:23am

re: #74 Targetpractice

Could?

The cannibalism scandal hasn’t broken yet.

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Vicious Babushka  May 19, 2024 • 6:23:35am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 6:23:46am

re: #72 Vicious Babushka

No.

Any questions?

Nothing but wishful thinking on their part.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 6:24:30am

re: #27 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Long time no see old friend. Please come back soon. We miss you. And good luck with the write-in campaign.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 6:25:43am

re: #69 jeffreyw

You hit the nail on the squarely on the head.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 19, 2024 • 6:26:33am

re: #76 Vicious Babushka

But Trump supporters said the lengthy pause was intentional.

“He is pausing for effect. He is also wrestling with some sadness, due to the disastrous state of his beloved country,” one person wrote.

Another wrote: “Anyone who’s watched a Trump rally knows he was pausing for the music.”

They will forever be ready to step up and offer excuses for what he says or does, or in this case what he did not say or do.

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darthstar  May 19, 2024 • 6:40:45am

re: #76 Vicious Babushka

He probably just need to take a break to pee.

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jeffreyw  May 19, 2024 • 6:42:33am
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darthstar  May 19, 2024 • 6:43:13am
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A Cranky One  May 19, 2024 • 6:45:59am

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sizzzzlerz  May 19, 2024 • 6:53:13am

re: #80 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

“He is pausing for effect. He is also wrestling with some sadness, due to the disastrous state of his beloved country,” one person wrote.

They will forever be ready to step up and offer excuses for what he says or does, or in this case what he did not say or do.

I suggest that he was merely pinin’ for the fjords.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 19, 2024 • 6:53:42am

re: #18 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Well, that was fun. Not. 5/6

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darthstar  May 19, 2024 • 6:54:04am
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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 7:01:11am

What is all this noise about the Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi making a “hard landing?”I already have the AP CBS and NBC reporting this news. The AP article says one government official called it a “crash.” I guess we have to wait to find out more information.

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sizzzzlerz  May 19, 2024 • 7:06:21am

Need to brush up on my alphabet. I totally skipped over the actual letter in the first cell as a possibility until the 6th try.

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jeffreyw  May 19, 2024 • 7:06:49am
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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 7:10:31am

re: #27 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Good to hear from you! Hope all is well. Counting down to retirement on 6/30/24!

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jeffreyw  May 19, 2024 • 7:11:26am
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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 7:14:06am

re: #72 Vicious Babushka

re: #40 No Malarkey!

Politico: Will Trump pivot if re-elected President?

No.

Any questions?

Yes.

Will we see that same thing in today’s New York Times...or tomorrow’s?

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 7:15:42am

Trump blasted for suggesting Biden ‘would have been given the electric chair’ at NRA convention

Fartzilla dropping a hint to his rabid disciples…

alternet.org

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 7:17:29am

And it’s a typical Sunday at the Gasbag Shows!

Here we have The Toad kissing up to his Master!

Marco Rubio shouts over NBC host in cringeworthy interview

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 19, 2024 • 7:21:00am

re: #87 darthstar

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I wonder why they’re speaking Russian….

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 19, 2024 • 7:23:17am

Happy Sunday!

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Teukka  May 19, 2024 • 7:32:18am

🚨 DEVELOPING STORY:
A helicopter carrying a local governor, foreign minister, and president of the Islamic Republic of Iran has made “a hard landing” in fog in the East Azerbaijan region of Iran, near a village named Uzi*. No communication with aircraft, general area of incident located. Emergency session of Tehran govt called according to local media.

*: I’m not making this shit up, really.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 7:34:16am

re: #98 Teukka

See my #88. I agree with you.

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Teukka  May 19, 2024 • 7:37:11am

re: #99 PhillyPretzel ✅

See my #88. I agree with you.

So noted.

Anyways, Lizardim, prayers that whoever replaces them (if it comes to that) are more amiable to the rest of the world.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 7:37:58am

re: #100 Teukka

Amen.

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Jay C  May 19, 2024 • 7:38:50am

re: #98 Teukka

🚨 DEVELOPING STORY:
A helicopter carrying a local governor, foreign minister, and president of the Islamic Republic of Iran has made “a hard landing” in fog in the East Azerbaijan region of Iran, near a village named Uzi*. No communication with aircraft, general area of incident located. Emergency session of Tehran govt called according to local media.

*: I’m not making this shit up, really.

Still not much in the way of details: reportedly, bad weather (just thinking, MAYBE related to the “hard landing”?!?) is hindering rescue efforts.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 19, 2024 • 7:40:43am

re: #29 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

In NE-1 (Lincoln), Rep. Mike Flood (filling the remaining term of convicted felon former Rep. Jeff Fortenberry) will fight a rematch against former state Senator Carol Blood.

The reason Donald Trump and the state GOP endorsed Rep. Bacon’s challenger is because he voted for President Biden’s infrastructure bill.

Super good to see your pixels!!

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darthstar  May 19, 2024 • 7:41:53am

re: #96 A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS

I wonder why they’re speaking Russian….

I never watch videos with the sound on. Maybe they’re on holiday?

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darthstar  May 19, 2024 • 7:43:51am

re: #104 darthstar

I never watch videos with the sound on. Maybe they’re on holiday?

I paused it at the end to zoom in on the road sign and it’s not in Cyrillic.

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garzooma  May 19, 2024 • 7:47:08am

re: #104 darthstar

I never watch videos with the sound on. Maybe they’re on holiday?

I’m pretty sure they’re speaking Portuguese. It sounds a bit like Russian:

A SAVANA E A MONTANHA (Savanna and the Mountain) | Trailer | Paulo Carneiro

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 19, 2024 • 7:48:13am

re: #40 No Malarkey!

Politico: Will Trump pivot if re-elected President?

Yeah, he’ll pivot. He promised to be a dictator on day one. That’s the pivot. You fucking idiots.

I wonder which republican wrote that. Not enough to read it, just enough to wonder.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 19, 2024 • 7:49:34am

re: #42 No Malarkey!

Bending over backwards to stick your head up your ass in order to appear neutral.

Politico isn’t exactly neutral. Never has been.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 19, 2024 • 7:55:23am

No communication with aircraft? “Hard landing?” Yeah, like 200 feet per second hard. They’re goners.

Helicopter carrying Iranian President Raisi crashes, local media reports

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2024 • 7:56:18am

re: #40 No Malarkey!

Politico: Will Trump pivot if re-elected President?

The media has been telling us a pivot may be imminent for the last NINE FUCKING YEARS.

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JC1  May 19, 2024 • 7:57:25am

re: #109 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

No communication with aircraft? “Hard landing?” Yeah, like 200 feet per second hard. They’re goners.

Helicopter carrying Iranian President Raisi crashes, local media reports

I thought that there’s been communication with some of those onboard.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 7:57:50am

re: #109 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

The AP report did mention that one official used the word “crash.”

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BeenHereAwhile  May 19, 2024 • 7:58:36am

re: #82 jeffreyw

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There’s a lotta man hours in fabricating the finish on that car.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2024 • 7:58:50am

“Sudden and unanticipated contacted with the ground.”

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 19, 2024 • 8:02:40am

Morning Lizards.

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Teukka  May 19, 2024 • 8:03:24am

re: #114 Eclectic Cyborg

“Sudden and unanticipated contacted with the ground.”

CFIT?

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jeffreyw  May 19, 2024 • 8:04:59am
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darthstar  May 19, 2024 • 8:07:59am

Better than my wordle streak…

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jeffreyw  May 19, 2024 • 8:09:35am

re: #113 BeenHereAwhile

There’s a lotta man hours in fabricating the finish on that car.

The post reads:
Frankie🌻
@foreverfrankie.bsky.social
Rae Ripple of Big Spring, Texas, spent years fighting to break the cycle of toxicity that she grew up in. Art and welding opened doors that as a young adult she never thought were possible.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 19, 2024 • 8:13:54am

re: #86 A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS

Could be worse.

Ouch. Sorry!!

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 8:18:27am

This was from about one minute ago:

The helicopter crashed close to a copper mine called Sungun. It’s located in between Jofa and Varzaqan in the East Azerbaijan province of Iran and it’s roughly between 70km (43 miles) to 100km (62 miles) away from the city of Tabriz, one of the largest cities in Iran and also the city that the president of Iran and foreign minister were headed toward.

The Iranian Red Crescent says they have deployed 14 separate teams to the region… as of now the teams arrived to the area, however not to the specific spot where the helicopter just crashed. The reason for that they say, is the harsh weather conditions.

aljazeera.com

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Belafon  May 19, 2024 • 8:21:48am

re: #112 PhillyPretzel ✅

The AP report did mention that one official used the word “crash.”

As of last report rescuers aren’t able to get to the crash so they don’t know the status of the helicopter or the people on it.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 19, 2024 • 8:21:49am

re: #111 JC1

I thought that there’s been communication with some of those onboard.

Yeah, that was in the CNN story but the Iranian official’s statement about “contact” seems suspiciously vague and could refer to something like a cell phone ping. I was persuaded by the consensus of the reports that there had been no “communication,” which would suggest no actual conversation as proof of survival..

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2024 • 8:22:54am

re: #121 Dr Lizardo

This was from about one minute ago:

aljazeera.com

Iran is going to blame Israel, aren’t they.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 8:23:47am

re: #124 No Malarkey!

They will try.

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 8:25:30am

re: #124 No Malarkey!

Iran is going to blame Israel, aren’t they.

I’m shocked, shocked, I tell you, that such a thought would cross your mind! 😄

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Teukka  May 19, 2024 • 8:25:49am

re: #124 No Malarkey!

Iran is going to blame Israel, aren’t they.

re: #125 PhillyPretzel ✅

They will try.

“Zionist” village, mountain or fog. Or pilot.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 19, 2024 • 8:26:57am

re: #124 No Malarkey!

Iran is going to blame Israel, aren’t they.

Almost without a doubt. They once accused Israel of using trained squirrels to spy on them, so sabotaging a helicopter is no stretch at all.

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Jay C  May 19, 2024 • 8:38:30am

re: #127 Teukka

“Zionist” village, mountain or fog. Or pilot.

Or a Sinister Zionist Plot that convinced the President and Foreign Minister to travel on the same helo…

Or that the pilot was blinded by a zap from the Rothschild Space Laser.

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 8:41:19am

re: #129 Jay C

Or a Sinister Zionist Plot that convinced the President and Foreign Minister to travel on the same helo…

“THOSE DARN JEWS, ALWAYS MAKING US DO THINGS WE KNOW WE SHOULDN’T!!” or something along those lines.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 19, 2024 • 8:43:51am

Yikes! The spy-squirrel story is part of a whole genre of conspiracy theories:

Israel-related animal conspiracy theories

Sharks, hyenas, dolphins, you name it, the nefarious Zionists have hatched plots with it.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 19, 2024 • 8:57:52am

Apparently, nobody paused for a second and said, “You know guys, this is batshit crazy.”

(Btw, Autocoronavirus insisted on rendering “batshit” as “catsuit.” Took 3 tries to get it right.)

BBC.com

In 2007 the Iranian army arrested a team of 14 “spy squirrels” found near a nuclear enrichment plant. Officials said they succeeded in apprehending the suspects “before they were able to take any action”.

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Dave In Austin  May 19, 2024 • 9:00:02am
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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 9:00:18am

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Unabogie  May 19, 2024 • 9:01:36am

Honestly, I don’t think that was Trump glitching, although he has glitched plenty and has made up words as his brain devolves into mush. I think he was drawing it out for dramatic pause in his ridiculous way.

My main observation is that his “speeches” have added all of these musical cues, like the “J6 Choir” and the soaring strings, and no one is pointing out how creepy and cultish that is. No other politicians do this. It’s not normal. It’s bizarre.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 9:05:38am

::: watching Nature: Saving the Animals of Ukraine :::

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 9:06:32am

Jasmine won’t let up and she shows when Republican assholes go low you MUST go lower and double down with a massive dose of TONGUE-FU BEAT DOWN!

MSNBC 05 19 2024 10 18 31

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2024 • 9:07:00am

re: #135 Unabogie

Trump never has been an actual politician.

He’s always been a con man and entertainer / reality TV star. Everything he does is about the performance.

On some levels he’s like a fascist Andy Kaufman.

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(((Archangel1)))  May 19, 2024 • 9:09:01am

Weather conditions are so bad the rescuers can’t even reach the crash site.
I’m estimating Raisi’s survival odds as a snowball’s chance in hell.

Iranian officials: President Raisi’s helicopter involved in ‘very concerning’ crash

A helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi suffered a “hard landing” on Sunday, Iranian state television reported, with officials later saying the situation was concerning.

Raisi was traveling in Iran’s East Azerbaijan province. State TV said the incident happened near Jolfa, a city on the border with with the nation of Azerbaijan, some 600 kilometers (375 miles) northwest of the Iranian capital, Tehran.

Rescuers were attempting to reach the site, state TV said, but had been hampered by poor weather condition in the area. There had been heavy rain reported with some wind. An Iranian official later told Reuters that “we are still hopeful, but information coming from the crash site is very concerning.” The official said that the lives of Raisi and other officials on board are considered “at risk.”

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  May 19, 2024 • 9:09:27am
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Hecuba's daughter  May 19, 2024 • 9:11:51am

re: #18 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Well, that was fun. Not. 5/6

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The woman who solved in 5 made a mistake with word 4 — and it turned gold because it identified the actual word. If she hadn’t made the mistake, it would have taken her 6.

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(((Archangel1)))  May 19, 2024 • 9:12:28am
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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 9:13:08am

re: #142 (((Archangel1)))

Yeah, pretty sure there’s no survivors.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 9:17:12am

Ain’t few things as satisfying as seeing Eva Braun Stefanik lose it on live TV…especially when it’s on 19th Century FAUX!

Elise Stefanik clashes with Shannon Bream over Trump

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(((Archangel1)))  May 19, 2024 • 9:21:57am

Today’s Wordle is an Argh instead of a Birdie simply cause I didn’t trust my initial instinct…
Wordle 1,065 6/6

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Today’s Worldle should be ridiculously easy to anyone who’s ever look at a globe…
#Worldle #849 (19.05.2024) 1/6 (100%)
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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 9:25:15am

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump never has been an actual politician.

He’s always been a con man and entertainer / reality TV star. Everything he does is about the performance.

On some levels he’s like a fascist Andy Kaufman.

I’m just waiting for Trump to do his Fat Vegas Elvis impersonation.

I’ve already seen the Velvet Trump portraits and I needed half a bottle of Visine® to recover…

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Hecuba's daughter  May 19, 2024 • 9:28:09am

re: #27 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

hi

…..

In the US Senate race, Sen. Deb Fischer beat her MAGA challenger with 80% of the vote. She has no Democratic challenger, so she will win reëlection.

Good to see you!! What about Dan Osborn? He was sending me requests for money(just like several dozen others throughout the country, many of whom I never heard of). So he’s not in the race for Senate? I tend to be reluctant to contribute to primary out-of-state candidates since I think that residents in the state should decide which Democrat is best for them.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 9:29:30am

And what would the Sunday Gasbag Shows be without an encore from J. Dickhead Vance?

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No Malarkey!  May 19, 2024 • 9:30:48am

re: #147 Hecuba’s daughter

Good to see you!! What about Dan Osborn? He was sending me requests for money(just like several dozen others throughout the country, many of whom I never heard of). So he’s not in the race for Senate? I tend to be reluctant to contribute to primary out-of-state candidates since I think that residents in the state should decide which Democrat is best for them.

If you are going to contribute to out-of-state politicians, you should make them to candidates who actually have a chance of winning so that your money isn’t wasted.

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Decatur Deb  May 19, 2024 • 9:40:43am

Wellness milkfluencers. Tokyo Rose in the fight against viruses.

Raw milk is more dangerous than ever. So why are sales surging?

“Anything that the FDA tells our customers to do, they do the opposite.”

vox.com

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Dangerman  May 19, 2024 • 9:42:58am

re: #148 Joe Bacon ✅

And what would the Sunday Gasbag Shows be without an encore from J. Dickhead Vance?

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Foxconn
There were even pictures

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 9:44:52am

re: #151 Dangerman

Sure
Foxconn
There were even pictures

//

Not that J. Dickhead failed to mention the big GM plant closure in Lordstown Ohio while Fartzilla was in the White House!

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Patricia Kayden  May 19, 2024 • 9:45:13am

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 19, 2024 • 9:48:42am

re: #150 Decatur Deb

Wellness milkfluencers. Tokyo Rose in the fight against viruses.

Raw milk is more dangerous than ever. So why are sales surging?

vox.com

I see the horse dewormer folks have found their new thing.

🙄

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Belafon  May 19, 2024 • 9:49:28am

re: #150 Decatur Deb

Wellness milkfluencers. Tokyo Rose in the fight against viruses.

Raw milk is more dangerous than ever. So why are sales surging?

vox.com

“Don’t leave your chicken on the counter for a day and eat it raw.” - FDA

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Eventual Carrion  May 19, 2024 • 9:49:43am

re: #18 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Well, that was fun. Not. 5/6

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wrenchwench  May 19, 2024 • 9:52:46am

Seven. Wordle 1,065 X/6*

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Decatur Deb  May 19, 2024 • 9:54:28am

re: #155 Belafon

“Don’t leave your chicken on the counter for a day and eat it raw.” - FDA

We could say “Go to it”, but they will be a pathway to get the bug into the general population.

(Usage note: The term ‘milkfluencer’ as used in the UK seems to be a bunch of good guys pushing nutrition. The nutcases are US home-grown.)

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Dr Lizardo  May 19, 2024 • 9:55:07am

Oh, boy…

Iranian Red Crescent Spokesperson: “The weather condition at the site of the accident is so bad that three of our rescue workers have now gone missing.”

iran.liveuamap.com

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 9:56:29am

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Patricia Kayden  May 19, 2024 • 9:57:47am

Had to unfollow someone on Blusky just this morning for this. Can they not see that President Biden is better than Trump on the Middle East?

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wrenchwench  May 19, 2024 • 9:58:10am

Mom was into raw milk in the 70s. After all our little lives on reconstituted non-fat dry milk, it was very good. Very creamy.

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BigPapa  May 19, 2024 • 10:07:38am

re: #144 Joe Bacon ✅

I’m enjoying these sycophants going all in on Psychophancy for Fartler.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 19, 2024 • 10:08:02am

re: #40 No Malarkey!

Politico: Will Trump pivot if re-elected President?

Anyone who suggests that he won’t be immeasurably worse and destructive to our nation is either gaslighting or is a moron. Politico should be ashamed of itself for publishing such nonsense. Oh wait, they are part of the MSM effort to get Trump re-elected, aren’t they?

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Randall Gross  May 19, 2024 • 10:09:09am
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Nojay UK  May 19, 2024 • 10:12:50am

re: #162 wrenchwench

Mom was into raw milk in the 70s. After all our little lives on reconstituted non-fat dry milk, it was very good. Very creamy.

Unpasteurised milk — “Tastes great, not many dead.”

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Eventual Carrion  May 19, 2024 • 10:13:31am

re: #53 Nerdy Fish

There was another word I wanted to put in there, but I figured that one was not on the NY Times editor’s list.

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Ha, I did use it. Figured it would get rejected but it took it as a valid word.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 19, 2024 • 10:14:42am

re: #86 A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS

Could be worse.

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BigPapa  May 19, 2024 • 10:14:52am

So I read football boy’s screed word for word. It’s classic Christian Culture Warrior Persecution Victimhood hurr durr durr with lots of references to COVID, godless society, Women need to be Women and Men need to be Men, etc.

It’s as bad as you though it was. But I love the irony of this quote:

I am certain the reporters at the AP could not have imagined that their attempt to rebuke and embarrass places and people like those here at Benedictine wouldn’t be met with anger, but instead met with excitement and pride. Not the deadly sin sort of pride that has an entire month dedicated to it, but the true God-centered pride that is cooperating with the Holy Ghost to glorify him. Reading that article now shared all over the world, we see that in the complete surrender of self and a turning towards Christ, you will find happiness. Right here in a little town in Kansas, we find many inspiring laypeople using their talents.

This is what you call pre-mad: being mad in preparation for when you will be mad. Persecution fantasy at it’s finest.

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Dangerman  May 19, 2024 • 10:17:18am

re: #164 Hecuba’s daughter

Anyone who suggests that he won’t be immeasurably worse and destructive to our nation is either gaslighting or is a moron. Politico should be ashamed of itself for publishing such nonsense. Oh wait, they are part of the MSM effort to get Trump re-elected, aren’t they?

In addition to “dictator from day one”…

Trump Floats a 3-Term Presidency

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Randall Gross  May 19, 2024 • 10:18:25am

re: #159 Dr Lizardo

Oh, boy…

iran.liveuamap.com

Meanwhile we are being forewarned about possible Derechos moving across the Midwest, yeah, everything is fine….

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Dangerman  May 19, 2024 • 10:19:05am

re: #166 Nojay UK

Unpasteurised milk — “Tastes great, not many dead.”

If it was no good, calves would be dropping left and right. //

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Hecuba's daughter  May 19, 2024 • 10:22:45am

re: #94 Joe Bacon ✅

Trump blasted for suggesting Biden ‘would have been given the electric chair’ at NRA convention

Fartzilla dropping a hint to his rabid disciples…

alternet.org

Paul Pelosi could have died from the attack by a Trump supporter. O’Reilly incited a viewer to murder an abortion doctor. This is a deliberate call to action by Trump; after all, during a 2020 debate, he tried to kill Biden by attempting to infect him with a disease that was especially lethal to the elderly. The world would be in a far better place today if Trump had perished from COVID.

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jeffreyw  May 19, 2024 • 10:25:18am

The batteries are for the remote, obviously ☺️

War and Peas 🧿 (@warandpeas.bsky.social) 2024-05-19T16:33:17.676Z

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Belafon  May 19, 2024 • 10:26:22am

Deadpool comes out July 26th in the US, and tickets go in sale tomorrow. This will probably be the biggest MCU event since Endgame.

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Dave In Austin  May 19, 2024 • 10:28:56am

2028

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 10:32:06am

re: #176 Dave In Austin

So true.

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Dave In Austin  May 19, 2024 • 10:33:12am

My pick for ‘28

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 10:34:44am

re: #178 Dave In Austin

May we have his name please?

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Jay C  May 19, 2024 • 10:41:30am

re: #179 PhillyPretzel ✅

May we have his name please?

That’s Illinois Governor Jay (“JB”) Pritzker.

And, also IMO, one of the better Democrats on the political scene today.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 19, 2024 • 10:42:05am

re: #180 Jay C

Thanks. :)

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Hecuba's daughter  May 19, 2024 • 10:44:54am

re: #156 Eventual Carrion

Not as fun as my X/6 :-)

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That’s why I burned a word — had 2 guesses left but 3 possible words.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 19, 2024 • 10:50:22am

re: #167 Eventual Carrion

Ha, I did use it. Figured it would get rejected but it took it as a valid word.

Wordle accepts all valid 5 letter words but only 2309 are possible solutions. The wordlebot analyzes words from that perspective.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 19, 2024 • 10:57:36am

re: #170 Dangerman

In addition to “dictator from day one”…

Trump Floats a 3-Term Presidency

As I expected my Jesusbot relatives are now saying Trump can serve 2 more terms as President because they’re not consecutive with his first term…

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Hecuba's daughter  May 19, 2024 • 10:57:46am

re: #176 Dave In Austin

2028

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Maybe if he were 150 pounds lighter, 5 inches taller, and not Jewish — based on other types of bias in our society.

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DodgerFan1988  May 19, 2024 • 10:58:48am
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Axolotl  May 19, 2024 • 11:55:03am

re: #135 Unabogie

Honestly, I don’t think that was Trump glitching, although he has glitched plenty and has made up words as his brain devolves into mush. I think he was drawing it out for dramatic pause in his ridiculous way.

My main observation is that his “speeches” have added all of these musical cues, like the “J6 Choir” and the soaring strings, and no one is pointing out how creepy and cultish that is. No other politicians do this. It’s not normal. It’s bizarre.

He was glitching. That was not normal.

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Axolotl  May 19, 2024 • 12:04:45pm

re: #178 Dave In Austin

My pick for ‘28

Who was that?


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