“It’s time to end the degrading spectacle of April 1”
“Last week saw that dreaded day of April 1, known derisively as April Fool’s Day.
“Yes, dreaded. Because for the foolish throughout the world, and especially in Canada, this one day of the year is particularly offensive. They are humiliated, marginalized and degraded.
“As you probably know, three provincial human rights commissions, as well as the federal body in Ottawa, have already accepted official complaints and the hearings are due to begin shortly.
“Fools have suffered long enough and they’re just not going to take it anymore. We’re fools, we’re here, get used to it…”
[Read it all for a great laugh.]