Updated Press Release from Fox News…
Press release from Fox.
Dear real Americans,
The progressive left constantly uses their domination of the media to unfairly smear our fair and balanced reporting of today’s most crucial issues.
We here at Fox, know what real American values are. We understand that the average American is rightly enraged at the advances of international communism in this nation and the fact that our battle is so hard fought. We have true faith though that this great Christian nation will push past these dark times and revitalize the clean, unstained America that our forefathers meant for us when they founded this great Christian Nation.
We will bring you the truth of how great and good Christian men like Washington, Adams, Jefferson and Reagan fought to keep our nation safe from all pollution - be it the perverse ideas of foreigners or the domestic enemies that are so much more dangerous.
Too many are willing to lay down this nation’s tradition of Christian religious liberty, and allow Muslims to have houses of worship without questioning their right to spread their evil religion. Too many are willing to lay down our right to a fair and speedy trial and give terrorists a jury trial as if they were Americans or that all people were endowed with equal rights by their creator. As John Calvin, one of the founding fathers, taught us, we know full well that God loves some much more than those He has damned to hell since before they were born. Too many would let gay people serve their nation or have civil unions. What responsible government could possibly let them choose to live in such a debased way? Is it not the job of government to insure protect individual liberty and the rights of Christian people to impose their standards of decency on others. Isn’t the sort of government that watches people’s sex lives closely based on the Christian values of the founders? Too many would let women have a right to “choose.” Is it not the role of government to enforce God’s plan and make women subservient? Besides, how can they know what is best to do with their bodies? They are, after all, only women.
Too many lay down for the big words of scientists who claim that because they wear lab coats and can do stuff like math, that we should just trust them. They think that all of those degrees make them know more than the common sense of the American voter! Who do they think they are? Einstein? Science has never proven anything! Just because they can do advanced math like algebra, they are special? Well how can they be so smart if they are all descended from monkeys anyway? Of course they never thought of that and they think they are smart!
Too many have a Godless faith in science and have allowed these progressive scientists to spread the hoax of evolution and the hoax of global warming in our schools. Where is intellectual freedom? Any skeptic who dares challenge the scientific consensus is castigated and ostracized. Should we just trust all of their “math” and “data” when the Bible tells us something different?
We understand that the progressives are winning this fight. They have put one of their own in the White House. The great founders might weep that an atheist communist, Muslim, foreigner, is in their vaunted temple of freedom, but we can not editorialize on that. We only report the facts and leave it to you, the viewer to decide if you still want white America as it should be.
We know that we are in a difficult battle against many forces. The liberal elite is called elite for a reason. They control the airwaves and they control the academic institutions of this nation. They have more money and influence than hardworking business men in the oil or coal business or Wall Street leaders and the captains of industry who keep this nation strong. Who in the hard working GOP is some sort of elite?
The liberal scum who plot to turn America over to a one world government under the U.N. control the scientists and they use the greatest hoax in human history, so called, Global Warming, to scare the good people of America into accepting yet more freedoms taken from them. We know they are marching our great nation towards a one world socialist state where Jesus will be outlawed and good clean Americans will be herded into slave camps - and you won’t even be able to fight because they will take your guns! You won’t be able to flee because they’ll take the gasoline from your cars! Jesus would want you to strike down such enemies without mercy or forgiveness! But we can not editorialize on that either. We only report the facts in a fair and balanced way and let you, the loyal American viewer decide. We promise to never pollute your airwaves with filthy progressive propaganda. We will only report in a fair and balanced manner on the filth of the progressive tranzis and the undying ray of hope that is coming to us from brave men and women like the those tea party patriots, and Sarah Palin.
Therefore, we have taken as a model, the information distribution of other great freedom fighters in the past, who understood the dangers of world communism and the threat of polluting liberal traitors and oriental religious agents in one’s own homeland.
Fox proudly announces that we are the:
Volksministerium für das Wohl des Volkes”
Which means in God’s tongue, English,
The people’s ministry for the good of the people.
We are Fox “Volksministerium für das Wohl des Volkes” News!