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1 HappyWarrior  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 10:50:59am

Creeping Shariah Law must not be working too well since I had an Italian cold cut sub today for lunch for ham and pepperoni. Really, just shut up Chuck Norris.

2 theheat  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 12:23:14pm

I’m so over that Texas turd even the jokes about him aren’t funny. Badass doesn’t have to mean dumbass.

3 S.D.  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 6:57:49pm

O Happy Day! I feel safer already…
(sigh)
What a boob, he’s constantly demonstrating that he really has no clue…

4 Kronocide  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 7:53:33pm

But who will warn us of Seeping Chuck Norris?

5 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 7:57:01pm

re: #2 theheat

Badass doesn’t have to mean dumbass.

Case in point: The late, the great, Bruce Lee.

6 theheat  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 8:01:04pm

re: #5 Slumbering Behemoth

Case in point: The late, the great, Bruce Lee.

I adored Bruce Lee. He was so talented, and so intelligent, and so far ahead of the times. Handsome, vibrant, charming, interesting - the whole package. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

7 jaunte  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 8:02:46pm

re: #2 theheat

I’m so over that Texas turd even the jokes about him aren’t funny. Badass doesn’t have to mean dumbass.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another ass.

8 Blue Point  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 8:12:54pm

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them. His jelly bucket has dents inside it.

9 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 8:19:52pm

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

10 Romantic Heretic  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 8:22:37pm

Somebody has taken too many kicks in the head.

11 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 8:28:51pm

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn’t real, it’s when he learns Chuck Norris is.

12 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 8:47:59pm

poor crazy washed up stupid chuck


go fight some pretend ninjas, chuck

that seems to be all you are good at

13 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 8:49:07pm

re: #11 Slumbering Behemoth

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn’t real, it’s when he learns Chuck Norris is.

I know :(

Wait, you mean he’s not a hero? You mean he’s just a bigoted and dull mollusk like any bloated TV preacher we saw in the 80’s?

14 Michael Orion Powell  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 9:23:52pm

The Chuck Norris we love:

Youtube Video
15 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Apr 18, 2011 10:24:33pm

re: #6 theheat

The ultimate fighter. Not only incredibly powerful and quick, but also very intelligent, unlike Chuck Norris.


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