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1 iceweasel  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 11:01:34am

Demons did it. Definitely demons.

2 The Ghost of a Flea  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 11:27:51am

Again, I ask: what insane demiurge do these people worship? Because Judeo-Christian God was pretty consistent about explaining why things got smited, cursed, or miralculous saved.

Jesus =/= Nyarlhotep

3 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 11:57:47am

Andy is an ignorant, and petty man. Of course atheism cannot explain the faint noise, because insofar as atheism IS concerned, there's nothing to explain. It's always a minor source of amusement to learn that yet another twit for Jesus erroneously believes that atheism is a philosophy.

4 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 12:19:25pm

ATHEISM CANNOT EXPLAIN MY INGROWN TOENAIL!!!11ty

5 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 12:28:09pm

ATHEISM CANNOT EXPLAIN WHY MANY OF THE HD CHANNELS ARE "Currently Unavailable" ON MY CABLE BOX MOST DAYS!!!11!

6 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 12:31:35pm

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

ATHEISM CANNOT EXPLAIN MY INGROWN TOENAIL!!!11ty

This has the makings of a pretty good twitter meme...@atheismcantexplain, lol

I wonder if anyone has registered the name yet?

7 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 12:35:44pm

re: #6 ausador

Heh. THERE IS NO GOD! ATHEISM CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

8 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 12:37:03pm

re: #7 Slumbering Behemoth

Heh. THERE IS NO GOD! ATHEISM CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

Snort...snicker...bwahahahahaha, not bad at all. :)

9 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 12:41:27pm

re: #8 ausador

The funny thing is, atheism doesn't explain anything. It isn't meant to.

I think Schlafly is confusing "atheism" with "science". A mistake so stupid it would be nearly impossible to make, but a quick perusal of "Conservapedia" proves he is just that stupid that such a mistake is possible for him to make.

10 Ogami Itto  Mon, Jun 13, 2011 3:59:35pm

re: #2 The Ghost of a Flea

Jesus may not be Nyarlathotep, but his daddy Yahweh was a pretty nasty motherf-cker nonetheless.

Also, too, Andy's mother was Phyllis Schlafly, so the poor lad never really had a chance.


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