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1 laZardo  Wed, Sep 14, 2011 9:15:44pm

wot

2 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Sep 14, 2011 9:21:56pm

Good grief.

This is why I don't go into porn. Because if I ever turn up dead in a badger hole, an article like this will get written about me.

Also, I'm five foot six, and don't look like any celebrities.

3 jaunte  Wed, Sep 14, 2011 9:28:33pm

Shows what can happen when you're negotiating in a tight spot and refuse to do badger porn.

4 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Sep 14, 2011 9:30:31pm

The badgers don't care about all the publicity. The badgers don't give a shit.

5 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 14, 2011 9:33:30pm

._.

6 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Sep 14, 2011 11:10:47pm

possibility of suicide?

really?

7 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Wed, Sep 14, 2011 11:14:01pm

Fox news headline...

Obama eats dwarf, while watching porn.

8 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 15, 2011 5:52:32am

Half-time score:

Badgers 1
UK 0

9 RealityBasedSteve  Thu, Sep 15, 2011 10:15:14am
investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.

Death by Badger. Who in their right (or even not-right) brain would think "I'm going to off myself, lets see, gun? poison? stand in front of train? hanging? Nah.... I'll go with the good old badger den."

Steve
Who isn't sure his reality based world can handle this one.

10 philosophus invidius  Thu, Sep 15, 2011 12:09:22pm

More incredible news from the source of this report, a newspaper called The Sunday Sport (via the Guardian UK):

Image: Sunday-Sport-001.jpg

11 Ogami Itto  Thu, Sep 15, 2011 7:35:19pm

re: #7 Cankles McCellulite

Fox news headline...

"Obama eats dwarf, while watching badger porn." /fixed


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