Limbaugh: Penises now '10 percent smaller' and shrinking because of 'feminazis'

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Limbaugh: Penises now ‘10 percent smaller’ and shrinking because of ‘feminazis’

By Velvet Elvis

Wingnuts • September 2012 • Views: 2,303

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Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called ‘feminazis’ — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.

The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.

But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.

‘I think it’s feminism,’ he declared. ‘If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male’s] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.’

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13 comments

Destro Fri, Sep 21, 2012 3:20:43pm

We all know how much Rush loves big cocks.

Sophia77 Fri, Sep 21, 2012 3:39:42pm

Oh noes. This is funny:)

909Ghazis Fri, Sep 21, 2012 3:46:39pm

So as I understand, Rush lost some height? He's shrinking?

EiMitch Fri, Sep 21, 2012 3:53:48pm

Trollolol should be Limbaugh's theme song.

Aligarr Fri, Sep 21, 2012 3:54:21pm

A clear case of penis envy . Bedsides I doubt if Rush has been able to see his in years . In addition Blimpy's brain seems to be shrinking .

Kruk Fri, Sep 21, 2012 4:11:26pm

I know Italy has high unemployment right now, but how desperate would you have to be take a job doing measurements for this study?

Virginia Plain Fri, Sep 21, 2012 5:22:01pm

Therein lies the root of Rush's anger. It all comes down to the size of his manhood.

sauceruney Fri, Sep 21, 2012 6:14:33pm

But wouldn't this theory of his require evolution to be true?

Cap'n Magic Fri, Sep 21, 2012 6:23:19pm

If El Rushbo lost 50 lbs his "manhood" would increase in size. Thankfully, he has never sired offspring.

Canucknghazi Fri, Sep 21, 2012 6:51:27pm

re: #8 chris joseph

But wouldn't this theory of his require evolution to be true?

No, it's just micro-evolution.

Destro Fri, Sep 21, 2012 8:33:11pm

While it is common knowledge Rush is very interested in the size of men's private parts, I recall right wing-nut Rep. Allen West (R-FL) also accused Planned Parenthood and other women's groups not aligned with his brand of conservatism of making the country weaker, growing the debt, and, "neutering American men."

[Link: politicalcorrection.org...]

WEST: The women in our campaign printed up t-shirts that said "Women for West." That's what we need to do — we need you to come in and lock shields to strengthen up the men that will go into the fight for you — to let these other women know, on the other side, these Planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women who have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness, to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That's what we need you to do. Because if we don't, then the debt will continue to grow.

So maybe this is something that is drilling a hole in the right wing brain that we don't know about because the right wing discusses this inside their echo chamber and when we hear it we look at each other and say "what the fuck?"

SanFranciscoZionist Fri, Sep 21, 2012 9:44:11pm

There's actually a culture-bound syndrome in which men believe their penises are shrinking and will disappear.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I don't know if the usual manifestations include a believe that feminazis are doing it, but I do believe the traditional European equivalent attributed it to attacks by witches.

Yeah, I'm diagnosing Rush Limbaugh on the Internet.

Flavia Fri, Sep 21, 2012 10:32:37pm

It's amazing how self-blind they are...

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