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David Barton says that in the 1850s, there were no school shootings because all the kids brought their guns to school.
… and afterwards the schoolkids saddled up their dinosaurs and headed home for their chores and homework…
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EPR-radar Fri, Jan 18, 2013 6:38:06pm |
I have a marvelous social theory of everything that starts with the supposition that all people in area code 416 with surnames having an odd number of letters are actually hexapodal methane breathing alien overlords from the planet Neptune.
What do you mean I’m a crank? My position is thought out every bit as well as anything by David Barton, and he’s on TV and talks to politicians.
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JeffFX Fri, Jan 18, 2013 6:51:36pm |
re: #1 EPR-radar
Sorry, EPR, but you’re totally insane. All reasonable people know the overlords are from Saturn.
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EPR-radar Fri, Jan 18, 2013 6:53:31pm |
re: #2 JeffFX
No, no no. The Saturnian overlords have ten legs, have infiltrated area code 212, and are presently working as urban bicycle couriers for reasons of their own.
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