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1 dragonfire1981  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 1:25:23am

Wow. Just wow. That’s all I got right nw.

2 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 4:14:30am

If I had 89 bitcoins, I’d order the Zombie Bull Whittle virtual bleeding target and shoot it with my virtual Barrett .50. Just virtually, of course.

3 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 4:21:48am

I remember Bill Whittle from FreeRepublic, used to write these long rambling screeds like an all-American Fjordman.

4 Danforth  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 4:59:27am

So far, President Whittle has begun a trade war with China, a ground war with Iran, and a reproductive war on women.

5 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 4:59:33am

re: #3 Vicious Babushka

I remember Bill Whittle from FreeRepublic, used to write these long rambling screeds like an all-American Fjordman.

Next time there, I’ll see if they recognize him, or whether he’s randomly ‘virtual’.

6 Lidane  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 5:16:33am

I’m reading the transcript of this “inagural” speech. If any POTUS got up and gave this speech, he’d instantly ruin this country’s credibility.

What a joke.

7 stabby  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 5:57:49am

I remember him before Freep, when he was a war blogger who’d write endless inspiring essays about what a great idea the Iraq war was.

I’m sure everyone, including Charles and co loved him back then.

Lately he’s been recording lectures for the tea party types at PJ Media. I’ve never been interested in listening to his madly earnest, pseudo-pseudo-pseudo-knowledgeable, makes-Glen-Beck-sound-educated, too-stupid-to-be-held-responsible rants over there. I see the titles and the moronic enthusiasm and don’t even consider watching.

8 iceweasel  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 6:31:31am

re: #7 stabby

I remember him before Freep, when he was a war blogger who’d write endless inspiring essays about what a great idea the Iraq war was.

I’m sure everyone, including Charles and co loved him back then.

Well, there are people here who opposed the Iraq war, just weren’t members back then (like me). This is the first I’ve heard of this guy, but I promise you I would have hated him back then too.

9 nines09  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 7:32:50am

It’s Max Headroom with no brain. Or sense. Or logic. What a bag of fucking hammers.

10 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 7:55:04am
His goal is to show the American people what they **could have** had, if they had elected a better President LAST time —

Mitt Romney? Or a virtual Republican nominee?

11 squeakmouse  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 8:07:55am

Who cares what color Bill Whittle? Whoever wrote this article is a racist. People can handle the fact that we have Obama as president, it’s just we think it’s a good idea for Americans to see how a true president would uphold everything America stands for, not try to undermine it.

12 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 8:09:50am

re: #11 squeakmouse

Who is “we”?

Who’s trying to undermine “everything America stands for”?

13 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 8:13:43am

Fastest hatchling in history. So fast, in the Spy it looked like the mouse logged in before it registered.

New Registration: squeakmouse

Logged in: squeakmouse

(The lower item is the earlier item in the Spy, of course.)

Greetings, hatchling.

14 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 8:15:11am
Who cares what color Bill Whittle?

That’s a possible rotater right there.

15 Charleston Chew  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 8:41:29am

re: #11 squeakmouse

Who cares what color Bill Whittle? Whoever wrote this article is a racist. People can handle the fact that we have Obama as president, it’s just we think it’s a good idea for Americans to see how a true president would uphold everything America stands for, not try to undermine it.

Referring to an imaginary President as “a true president” should be a warning sign that, as a car might put it, “your reality is ajar”.

16 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 9:01:11am

re: #4 Danforth

So far, President Whittle has begun a trade war with China, a ground war with Iran, and a reproductive war on women.

re: #9 nines09

It’s Max Headroom with no brain. Or sense. Or logic. What a bag of fucking hammers.

Or even a sense of humour. At least Max was funny.

17 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 9:09:15am
Bill Whittle intends to show the world how a CONSERVATIVE “virtual” President would respond to the same current events —
and answer the same kind of questions from the media — as the current LEFTIST non-“virtual” President does.

And after this virtual world collapses we’ll be told that Bill Whittle wasn’t really a true CONSERVATIVE and that true conservatism has never failed, it has only been failed.

18 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 9:09:15am

re: #12 CuriousLurker

Who is “we”?

White Christian males who live on the land.

Who’s trying to undermine “everything America stands for”?

A Muslim married gay ni-clang! who lives in a city.

Manichaean philosophy is so easy to deconstruct.

19 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 9:11:26am

I sure do hope this virtual reality world presidency can be measured for the decisions he supposedly would make. I mean if he would have us invade Iran I want some kind of war-gamed scenario that takes a whole bunch of things into account, what could go wrong, the number of American dead, the effect on gas prices, etc.

20 chadu  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 10:10:01am

re: #18 Romantic Heretic
A Muslim gay-married gay ni-clang! who lives in a city.

FTFY

21 Lidane  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 10:50:26am

re: #9 nines09

It’s Max Headroom with no brain. Or sense. Or logic. What a bag of fucking hammers.

The bag of hammers called. They object to being lumped together with this nonsense.

Bags of hammers are actually useful.

22 Destro  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 11:44:34am

re: #11 squeakmouse

Who cares what color Bill Whittle? Whoever wrote this article is a racist. People can handle the fact that we have Obama as president, it’s just we think it’s a good idea for Americans to see how a true president would uphold everything America stands for, not try to undermine it.

Is that you, Bill Whittle?

23 majii  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 11:55:46am

re: #11 squeakmouse

Yeah, like #43, whose name you RWers never mention now because he was such a successful POTUS, right?

24 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 11:57:51am

That’s just weird.

25 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 7, 2013 2:13:50pm

Don’t even know what to say about this one, except that it strikes me as exceedingly odd, and not in a good way.


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