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1 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 9:54:28am
I know everybody keeps sarcastically saying about he Skittles, Burns complained. You could probably kill somebody with Skittles.

Is this The Onion? If not, I’d like to submit this quote for the Most Absolutely Derpist Comment of the Day.

2 Skip Intro  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 10:01:13am

When you think Fox can’t possibly get worse, get more surreal, get more just plain old batshit insane they do something like this.

3 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 10:26:14am

I give up. Really?

4 Origuy  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 10:31:27am
5 Dr. Matt  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 10:31:46am

Well, they would be 100% correct if Killerman is a diabetic and Trayvon was force feeding him.

6 Political Atheist  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 10:35:42am

Lets get back to the legal reality. What can be a deadly weapon in the context of assault with a deadly weaponJ Caveat-California law Hint-Skittles don’t make it.

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7 Sionainn  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 10:40:28am

Zimmerman’s not aggressive? Wasn’t he arrested previously for scuffling with police officers?

8 Political Atheist  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 10:45:17am

re: #7 Sionainn

Zimmerman’s not aggressive? Wasn’t he arrested previously for scuffling with police officers?


Yup.

The three incidents took place in Orange County, Fla.

In 2005, Zimmerman, then 20, was arrested and charged with “resisting officer with violence” and “battery of law enforcement officer,” both which are third-degree felonies. The charge was reduced to “resisting officer without violence” and then waived when he entered an alcohol education program. Contemporaneous accounts indicate he shoved an officer who was questioning a friend for alleged underage drinking at an Orange County bar.

In August 2005, Zimmerman’s ex-fiancee, Veronica Zuazo, filed a civil motion for a restraining order alleging domestic violence. Zimmerman counterfiled for a restraining order against Zuazo. The competing claims were resolved with both restraining orders being granted.

In December 2006, Zimmerman was charged with speeding. The case was dismissed when the officer failed to show up in court.

9 Ace-o-aces  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 11:23:21am
“It’s very compelling,” Colby opined. “Only a kid who hadn’t had dental work could eat Skittles.”

I’m perplexed by this statement. Is Colby trying to say that, because Trayvon had dental work, he couldn’t eat the Skittles and therefore must have bought them specifically to use as a weapon? That a teenager with a bag of Skittles should be considered armed and dangerous? Please tell me that’s not what he was implying.

10 Major Tom  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 11:49:59am

re: #9 Ace-o-aces

I re-read that like 5 times too… It’s just another ridiculous statement to add to the pile of others made in that article.

11 Ogami Itto  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 12:08:30pm
[Zimmerman] was just doing his Good Samaritan job.

It’s been a long time since I read the story of the Good Samaritan, but I don’t remember him shooting or killing anyone.

12 Major Tom  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 12:12:58pm

re: #11 Ogami Itto

You should see the new version of the Prodigal SonHe’s back for the money, and this time, extreme vengeance!

13 nines09  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 12:28:48pm

There is no shame on any Fox personalities or their very carefully chosen “guests”. None. Just brain dead talking point imbecilic banter that makes perfect sense to the fucked up people who watch the non stop projectile vomiting shows passing for a network.

14 Sionainn  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 1:06:49pm

re: #9 Ace-o-aces

I’m perplexed by this statement. Is Colby trying to say that, because Trayvon had dental work, he couldn’t eat the Skittles and therefore must have bought them specifically to use as a weapon? That a teenager with a bag of Skittles should be considered armed and dangerous? Please tell me that’s not what he was implying.

That’s just a weird statement. I’ve had a pile of dental work and I’ve been known to eat a bunch of Skittles.

15 Joanne  Mon, Jun 10, 2013 2:45:53pm

re: #5 Dr. Matt

Well, they would be 100% correct if Killerman is a diabetic and Trayvon was force feeding him.

You crack me up!

re: #1 Bulworth

Is this The Onion?

It’s Fox. Same diff.


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