Global Outrage Mounts as Santa Admits Naughty/nice List Shared With Nsa
Glenn Greenwald’s newest target. How could we at LGF have missed this? Santa and his elves are NSA stooges, working for the evil American empire!! When will our children be safe from the fat man and his vile elves?. The Citizen reports on this shocking development.
A Fiery Father Christmas Tried to Assure the World that “On Balance” His Program “Has Always Been in the Best Interest of Good Children Everywhere.”
Glenn Greenwald Challenges “Father Christmas” After Elf, Snowman Blow Whistle
(North Pole) - Santa Claus, the beloved figure said to bring Christmas presents to good christian children all over the world, today admitted that he also brings something else. “Ho, ho, ho,” Santa told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer late Tuesday afternoon, “I also bring heightened security. It’s my responsibility in a post-9/11 world. I need to do what I can. Ho. Ho. Ho.”
Asked for clarification, the Jolly Mr. Claus admitted that he had allowed his significant fact-gathering apparatus to be put to work for the U.S. National Security Agency and had, in fact, provided that organization with his an un-redacted copy of his previously sacrosanct list of all the children in the world sorted by their status as being either “naughty” or “nice” during the previous calendar year. “At least he’s finally admitting it,” sniped an angry Guardian journalist Glenn Greenwald — also a guest on Blitzer’s telecast. “I mean, this jocular admission comes after months of slandering both Mr. Elf and Mr. The Snowman.”