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1 nines09  Jun 5, 2014 11:34:19am

He gets down on his knees every night and gives thanks that breathing is an involuntary act.

2 CriticalDragon1177  Jun 5, 2014 12:06:50pm

re: #1 nines09

That would be something Fischer especially should be thankful for.

3 Ace-o-aces  Jun 5, 2014 12:16:54pm

re: #1 nines09

He gets down on his knees every night and gives thanks that breathing is an involuntary act. behind the rest-stop just outside town

4 nines09  Jun 5, 2014 1:09:25pm

re: #3 Ace-o-aces

If he was choking on a chicken bone you can bet it was someone else’s.

5 The Ghost of a Flea  Jun 5, 2014 1:49:31pm

If you want Bryan Fischer to gently cup your balls, turn to paid 13.

Spolier alert: all the choices in the Wingnut Choose-Your-Own-Adventure conclude with page 13.

6 Rightwingconspirator  Jun 6, 2014 4:59:33pm

Lil typo in the title.

7 CriticalDragon1177  Jun 6, 2014 6:01:48pm

Thanks, fixed it.


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