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2 gummitch  Jan 29, 2015 1:55:25pm

She surely has plenty of money. This must be a holy mission. This destroys my sexual fantasies about Pepper Potts.

3 Chez Ko Pe  Jan 29, 2015 2:13:02pm

re: #1 The Vicious Babushka

Women should no more steam their vaginas than flush them with Lysol.

Idiots, immediately upon reading: “Wait, I should be flushing with Lysol?? TO THE SUPERMARKET! …I’ll get some for the children, too!!”

4 Justanotherhuman  Jan 29, 2015 2:36:52pm

Good grief, and I thought shaving your bits so they look like a baby’s was pretty awful…

5 nines09  Jan 29, 2015 7:15:47pm

Next up: Steaming Lysol with a Pine Sol chaser with a Yankee Candle Fresh Linen scented finish.

6 Swift2991  Jan 29, 2015 7:20:31pm

But, you know the smell of newly-drycleaned clothes? That’s what it makes the vagina smell like!

7 No Country For Old Haters  Jan 29, 2015 8:34:27pm

re: #1 The Vicious Babushka

Lysol was at one time recommended as a douche.

So my ex-girlfriend’s mother was probably less insane than I thought at the time. I thought she just did this because of her OCD, and came up with the idea on her own, but she may have seen these ads.

8 subterraneanhomesickalien  Jan 29, 2015 10:22:56pm

May I still poach my testicles?

9 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 30, 2015 6:14:29am

re: #7 No Country For Old Haters

So my ex-girlfriend’s mother was probably less insane than I thought at the time. I thought she just did this because of her OCD, and came up with the idea on her own, but she may have seen these ads.

The Smithsonian article explains that it was actually a (not very effective) contraceptive, at a time when not only abortion but birth control was illegal.

10 ibob  Jan 30, 2015 6:53:04am

I have seen what scalding water does to the vulva and the vagina (poor lady was schizophrenic). I can’t imagine stream would be much better. Thought I had heard everything. This is the first new one I have heard in years.

I assume she actually means water vapor and not steam. In which case, just sit in a sauna with your legs spread apart.

Even douching with water can change the delicate balance of bacteria, secretions, etc for the worse. It can then take weeks to months to get the vagina back to its natural state.

11 Huge Seagull  Jan 30, 2015 8:44:32am

This whackadoodle seems to latch on to every health fad that gets passed around. See also: swishing coconut oil around in your mouth. Lotsa suckers out there.


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