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1
Rocky-in-Connecticut  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:35:12pm

the worst thing about Stupid is that it doesn’t know when to just shut up.

Stupid just keeps going until it dies of old age.

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:41:25pm

Teleskiguy,

As if his previous claims about NASA faking climate data and lying about the discovery of water on Mars to promote a liberal agenda, wasn’t paranoid and stupid enough!

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Skip Intro  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:45:15pm

The intellectual leader of the GOP, folks.

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:51:59pm

re: #3 Skip Intro

And what does that tell you about the GOP when you think about it?

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A Cranky One  Sep 29, 2015 • 6:32:49pm

Rushbo:

How can there be a catastrophic event on Mars when there is nobody there to experience the catastrophe?

And when a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound if there is no one there to hear it?

And how do you know how the world was created? Were you there?

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Rush’s 400 million dollar contract expires in a year. His ratings have tanked, he’s a hard sale for advertisers and he’s lost major radio stations. There was just a major shake-up at the parent company after the stock dropped to the 69 cent range.

I think he’s seeing a possible end to the gravy train and is hitting the oxy again.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 29, 2015 • 10:30:41pm

Rush as police detective:

SCENE: Suburban living room. A woman lies on the floor, dead of a gunshot wound to her head. There are scenes of a struggle. A man, her husband, sits in an easy chair, dead of a head wound. His right hand still clutches a .38 revolver. Two rounds are missing.

DET. RUSH: It may look to you like the husband killed his wife, and then himself. But we’ll never know for sure, because no one was here to see it! We’re done here.

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sizzzzlerz  Sep 30, 2015 • 7:20:34am

re: #6 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Rush as police detective:

SCENE: Suburban living room. A woman lies on the floor, dead of a gunshot wound to her head. There are scenes of a struggle. A man, her husband, sits in an easy chair, dead of a head wound. His right hand still clutches a .38 revolver. Two rounds are missing.

DET. RUSH: It may look to you like the husband killed his wife, and then himself. But we’ll never know for sure, because no one was here to see it! We’re done here.

Rush’s crusty but good-hearted Captain: Damn it, Rush. That’s that 907th case you’ve investigated without finding the real killer! You start solving some of these or you’ll be back on patrol.

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 30, 2015 • 8:47:16am

re: #6 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Rush as police detective:

SCENE: Suburban living room. A woman lies on the floor, dead of a gunshot wound to her head. There are scenes of a struggle. A man, her husband, sits in an easy chair, dead of a head wound. His right hand still clutches a .38 revolver. Two rounds are missing.

DET. RUSH: It may look to you like the husband killed his wife, and then himself. But we’ll never know for sure, because no one was here to see it! We’re done here.

You forgot the part where detective Rush determined that the murder must have been part of the liberal agenda!

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SirMixALot  Sep 30, 2015 • 4:28:32pm

I finally got to see the Scientology documentary, Going Clear. It hit me how similar the right wing behavior is to Scientology which is a straight up cult. The harassment, bullying, demonization, secret filming, and lawsuits directed at anyone they are trying to discredit is eerily similar. I half expected the GOP hearing members today to start jumping on Oprah’s couch and yelling at Planned Parenthood’s President as being suppressive and glib.

Rush is one of their cult leaders.


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