re: #95 Shiplord Kirel

Okay, if he’ll pull the lanyard himself. No, check that. He might not mind. Rig the blade to 14 lanyards, one each for the governor, the sentencing judge, and each member of the jury. It won’t fall unless all are pulled. This august crew can also be equipped with mops, towels, and plenty of detergent and bleach to clean up afterward.

I think Gov. LePage’s modest proposal can be accepted if he volunteers to be the first one to have his head cut off.