Literally NONE of your examples lived according to these “lifelong monogamy norms” you imagine existed. Lucille Ball divorced Desi Arnaz. Humphrey Bogart divorced Helen Mencken, Mary Phillips & Mayo Methot. Marilyn Monroe divorced James Dougherty, Joe DiMaggio & Arthur Miller.

— 🏴‍☠️ (@goddamnedfrank) April 28, 2018