Rick Santorum does not believe in evolution.
Rick Santorum would like to teach creationism in schools.
Rick Santorum is against stem-cell research.
Rick Santorum believes in Satan.

I don’t care whether or not he’s the second coming of Torquemada. He’s still one of the dumbest people we’ve ever had running for President, and the fact that he’s *thisclose* to the Presidency scares the shit out of me.