re: #102 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Well, DUH. She’s a Viking shieldmaiden. She told the friend exactly where to shove it, and she told me how happy she was that I, at least, was on the same wavelength and got her humor.

I also hope your wife told their “friend” that Ian McKellen, who played Gandolf in the Peter Jackson films, is gay, just to watch them stammer and sputter in disgust.

I have to assume that McKellen-as-Gandolf was the reason for the original joke…