OK, this over at Balloon Juice made me laugh. It’s a proposal for Clinton to unite the party by getting behind a common enemy: Daylight Savings Time. Her speech could start with:

“When that three AM phone call comes, your president should have the experience, knowledge and wisdom to face any emergency. But most of all, she should be confident that it is actually three AM, not four AM or two AM. As Americans, I don’t think this is too much to ask!”