Let’s take wagers to guess his next harebrained scheme. Rake forests to prevent forest fires. Wait, no, he already said that. He wants to buy Greenland! Damn it! He said that too! Have his Dept. of Energy secretly haul radioactive waste by rail to Nevada. You know what? He actually *did* that. He has a plan to stop all the water in California from going to the ocean! Tim Apple’s going to help him out with that ‘cause he lives in California and is really rich. A middle income tax cut for North Korean citizens. There’s too much water between the west coast and Hawaii, perhaps we can move that water closer to Africa.