re: #72 Charles

When two witnesses say the same thing, though, it’s much less likely to be a mistake.

I was present at the births of both my daughters. A few years later, my wife, on returning early from an errand, discovered me pleasuring myself, and she was horrified. I learned why later. She thought it meant that I was gay. Fortunately for me, two of her female friends dispelled that mistaken notion.

I’m not as thoroughly convinced as you apparently are that the guy was wanking. Probably he was, but based on my own experiences, I *know* that women can be mistaken about such matters,