re: #95 Lidane

When did the History Channel become the Conspiracy Channel? Every damned thing I’ve seen today is about how Presidents through history are all part of some UFO conspiracy keeping people in the dark about aliens.

WTF.

Ancient Aliens: because brown people couldn’t possibly build something that complicated….

Slight exaggeration, I know, since they get all dewy about menhir fields and chalk cuts—but you never hear these dumbasses talking about the Greeks and Romans being guided by little grey men.