I’ve seen a lot of RWNJs threatening to leave the country if Obama is re-elected. We can help this along by finding them a place to go.

How about Costa Rica, as Rush suggests?
Er, no, they have socialized medicine and lots of brown people.

Australia?
Nope. Unions and pushy feminists.

Canada?
Don’t be ridiculous.

Scotland?
“A dark land full of powerful homosexuals,” according to Pat Robertson.

Antarctica?
Run by the UN, with high heating bills to boot.

I’ve got it! They can all go to Hell! There are no Democrats there, at least not since the Dixiecrats.