re: #113 Slumbering Behemoth

The neighbor kid tells me that’s how the girls like it now-a-days*. I couldn’t make it as a young man in today’s world. Way too much maintenance.

*He could just be fucking with me. He’s pretty funny like that.

Reminds me of that Dos Equis commercial, “The most interesting man in the world on ‘manscaping.’”
The camera pans onto the elderly but ultra-manly hero at his usual party table. He shrugs and says, “I do not know what this is.”