re: #5 SanFranciscoZionist

My grandmother always said she wanted to be reincarnated as a pelican. Now when we see them, they remind us of her.

I want to be reincarnated as a dog.

They’re smarter than we are (have you ever met a dog who was worried about retirement?) and when they pee on a tree, no one threatens them with a fine for indecent exposure.