re: #11 darthstar

I’m Irish. If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.

Ha! Santorum failed to make the Indiana ballot! Okay…my luck isn’t that shitty after all.

I’m half Irish and half Scotch. Whenever anyone asks me why I don’t drink, I bring up this fact and explain that even one drink would probably have me running the risk of rampant alcoholism.