Dear President Obama,

Last Wednesday I was driving in Pontiac LeMans when the hub cap fell of the the right rear wheel. Even though the care is close to thirty years old, I do not think I should have to pay for a new one. I just heard you were going to have the US government take over my warranty. I have not been able to sleep nights knowing if my warranty was going to be any good but now that I know you will be backing my car, I think I will keep my LeMans another three years until the wind turbine powered version ships in 2011 like you promised.

Please send my new hub cap to Charles Johnson at littlegreenfootballs.com he know how to get a hold of me.

Thanks and I really appreciate you efforts to make peace with Iran, the Mullahs will soon be letting you paddle their bare asses on the main drag in Tehran.

Love, as always,

Ghilmeini