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Anti-Abortion Fox News Comments of the Day

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Mad Prophet Ludwig4/02/2010 3:18:19 pm PDT

re: #118 Alouette

A man was walking down the street and walked past a shop which displayed a window full of clocks and watches. He went inside and said to the shopkeeper, “I would like to buy a new watchband.”

“I can’t help you,” said the shopkeeper. “I’m not a watchmaker, I’m a mohel.”

“Why is your window full of watches?”

“What would you put in the window?”

That’s like the mohel who had a wallet that turned into a suitcase if you tickled it.