Herman Cain wants you to know he’s blacker than Obama

salon.com

Herman Cain was born in Memphis in 1945 — when he says he’s seen racism, he means he’s really seen racism. When he says he doesn’t see it in the Republican party, I also believe it, because he is a famous Black Conservative, and the GOP loves its famous black conservatives, and treats them very well. This video captures how very charming and likable Cain is, which is, obviously, a huge part of his appeal. The other part of his appeal is the fact that he’ll tell anyone who’ll listen that he’s blacker than President Obama, and is also living proof that the conservative movement and the Tea Parties aren’t racist. He literally tells his mostly-white audiences: “You are not racist!” You can imagine how much old white conservatives enjoy hearing that.

PPFFttt… there goes my coffee all over the screen.

Holy Moley!