re: #1212 Dustyvet

Dusty, I’ve got one better than that.

911 Disp: 911, what is your emergency?

Caller: I need an ambulance?

911 Disp: what for?

Caller: I have a pubic hair stuck in my throat, and I can’t stop coughing, and I’m having trouble breathing?

911 Disp: You have what, stuck where?