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1 Sharmuta  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:22:57pm

Pretty profound.

2 gmsc  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:24:25pm

I've talked about money tips, and I've talked about Pi (which you can't see 1 end of).

Now, it's time to talk about how to use Pi to your advantage to make money:

3 HelloDare  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:24:42pm

String theory.

4 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:25:38pm

Speaking of responsibility: Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns

5 WindHorse  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:26:22pm

Windhorse's 1st Corollary

Life’s like a string we can only see the middle of. Both ends are out of sight.

6 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:28:17pm

More 0bama books in the sidebar- altho' this time around they aren't all pro-Zero.

7 WindHorse  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:28:58pm

re: #5 WindHorse

Windhorse's 2nd Corollary

If this is said with a trombone, it is even better.

8 Erik The Red  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:29:37pm

A man checks into a hotel in Wainwright Alberta while on a business trip and
was a bit lonely.

He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when
you're calling for a cab.

He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl
calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She
had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,
long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone
number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says.

God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and
give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it
now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got
in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped
cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside
line.'

9 BatGuano  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:29:37pm

" I keep the ends out for the tie that binds".

10 Macker  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:29:45pm

Man, I've had a hard week at work: two whole days, yesterday and tomorrow. Ugh.

/snicker

11 Erik The Red  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:30:22pm

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a
divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said,
"Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?" The farmer
said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, " No, you
don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I
don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have
a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I
park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you
have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it in church on
Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your
wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY
DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her."

12 gmsc  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:30:47pm

re: #6 Fenway_Nation

More 0bama books in the sidebar- altho' this time around they aren't all pro-Zero.

OK, which Zero video is better?

My Hero, Zero, or . . . :

. . . Less Than Zero:

13 wiffersnapper  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:31:57pm

reminds me of those old magic tricks that pretended to cut the string in half and put it back together.

14 gmsc  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:32:01pm

re: #11 Erik The Red

My ex-wife ran off with a tractor salesman. When I got home, I found all she left me was a John Deere letter.

15 gmsc  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:32:39pm

re: #13 wiffersnapper

reminds me of those old magic tricks that pretended to cut the string in half and put it back together.

16 Erik The Red  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:32:50pm

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband's penis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots.
I need more rope!"

17 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:33:00pm

re: #6 Fenway_Nation

More 0bama books in the sidebar- altho' this time around they aren't all pro-Zero.

I saw the ones yesterday and thought I was in the twilight zone. Glad to hear Amazon is advertising here, though. Our business had to order a camping trailer commode for a customer the other day and I must say, Amazon had the best price, fastest shipping and 30 day return policy. I am normally not an online shopper but you can't beat that.

18 wiffersnapper  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:33:21pm

re: #15 gmsc

prompt reply! :D

19 Macker  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:34:18pm

re: #16 Erik The Red

Yeee-HAWWWWWW!

20 gmsc  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:34:55pm

re: #18 wiffersnapper

prompt reply! :D

My Google-fu (is there such a thing as YouTube-fu?) is strong!

21 sngnsgt  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:36:12pm

re: #8 Erik The Red

Good one, I'm sending that to a friend who is on the road all the time.

22 Macker  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:36:12pm

re: #4 karmic_inquisitor

Dammit, I LIKE Funyuns!

23 Erik The Red  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:36:44pm

Morning/Afternoon/Evening Lizards.

There have been a few melt downs here in the last few days. I have been busy tying thinks up this side so I have not had much time to comment or fully keep abreast of it all.

It amazes me how some posters can be here for a few years and know what Charles's beliefs are and still have melt downs.

24 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:37:44pm

There must be a disturbance in the Matrix.

The Washington Post has published something today akin to - dare I say - journalism.

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

25 Dustyvet  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:38:00pm

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

26 HelloDare  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:38:33pm

There was some talk about Ghandi in the last thread.

Ghandi was successful because his adversary was the British. He would have been crushed like a bug by other countries so fast nobody would have known his name. The left loves him for his non-violence and civil disobedience. But they never mention this:

In 1940, when invasion of the British Isles by Nazi Germany looked imminent, Gandhi offered the following advice to the British people (Non-Violence in Peace and War):[30]

"I would like you to lay down the arms you have as being useless for saving you or humanity. You will invite Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini to take what they want of the countries you call your possessions...If these gentlemen choose to occupy your homes, you will vacate them. If they do not give you free passage out, you will allow yourselves, man, woman, and child, to be slaughtered, but you will refuse to owe allegiance to them."

In a post-war interview in 1946, he offered a view at an even further extreme:

"The Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher's knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from cliffs."

27 wiffersnapper  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:39:22pm

re: #20 gmsc

+1 from me for honing said google-fu skills!

28 MrPaulRevere  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:40:22pm

re: #23 Erik The Red

Maximus struck me as an ill-tempered goon, no big loss there.

29 BatGuano  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:40:53pm

re: #26 HelloDare

History is always different than what we learned.

30 Dustyvet  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:41:24pm

In case anyone is considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement:

In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells
warn away MOST bears. Tourists are also cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the
presence of Grizzly Bears. One can tell a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it...

31 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:41:25pm

re: #23 Erik The Red

Morning/Afternoon/Evening Lizards.

There have been a few melt downs here in the last few days. I have been busy tying thinks up this side so I have not had much time to comment or fully keep abreast of it all.

It amazes me how some posters can be here for a few years and know what Charles's beliefs are and still have melt downs.

I know what you mean.

The ones that really bug me are the ones who then go over to some kind of "stalker" blogs that seem to just "love" badmouthing Charles and the other lizards.

32 gmsc  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:42:59pm

re: #27 wiffersnapper

+1 from me for honing said google-fu skills!

Thank you!

33 Dustyvet  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:44:07pm

"Cats" is the longest-running show on Broadway to date. The show romanticizes and shrouds in mystery the lives and habits of America's most popular pet. Yet, even with the lively dancing and popular songs, "Cats" doesn't seem to capture the true-to-life behavior of our feline companions. Below is a list of what "Cats" would have to do to more accurately portray the true
essence of cats.

* Audience members would enter the auditorium only to find their seats had been clawed and covered with fur.

* The antagonist in the show would be a giant vacuum cleaner.

* Sometimes the cast would perform, but sometimes not -- depending on their mood.

* Performers would leap off the stage and run up the aisles at the recorded sound of a can opener in the lobby.

* When certain audience members opened their playbills, a cast member would attempt to lay down on it.

* In the middle of a performance various cast members would curl up and go to sleep, even in the middle of a song.

* For no apparent reason, cast members would randomly run to the lobby, and then back to the stage at top speed. They would then continue as if nothing had happened.

* A special audience member would find a headless bird in his/her seat after the intermission.

* Snack bar employees would constantly be reprimanding cast members for walking on the counter.

* Open the stall door and guess who is drinking from the toilet.

* Part of the performance would include the cast climbing and shredding the theater curtains.

* The stage would be stained from someone coughing up a hairball and then eating it.

* Performers would find sand in the lobby ashtrays and -- well, we don't have to draw a picture here, do we?

* The show would need to be stopped several times to allow cast members to "bathe" themselves.

* Most of the final act would consist of the cast just staring at the audience.

* The big finale would feature a giant ball of yarn, feathers on a pole, and stray strands of dental floss.

* Theater patrons waiting outside the stage door after performances would get their legs rubbed, if they were lucky.

* Cast members would never cash their paychecks, just play with them.

34 MrPaulRevere  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:44:10pm

re: #24 karmic_inquisitor

Drudge has this in red letters...'Investigative reporter Jeff Gerth RETURNS!' I can't say I know of the man, is he some hot shot reporter or something?

35 HelloDare  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:44:14pm

re: #28 MrPaulRevere

Maximus struck me as an ill-tempered goon, no big loss there.

Odd thing was, he had over 2,500 Karma points. Poof. They all went away before he could cash them in on a free hamster.

36 Gus  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:45:39pm

re: #31 Pvt Bin Jammin

I know what you mean.

The ones that really bug me are the ones who then go over to some kind of "stalker" blogs that seem to just "love" badmouthing Charles and the other lizards.

It's almost like they plan it. Then go off to that other blog with the similar name. Basically that blog has something like two dozen comments on average some of which is filled with highly disgruntled sociopaths intent on supporting science from the dark ages. The topics are direct copies of LGF.

37 MrPaulRevere  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:46:51pm

re: #35 HelloDare

He probably got a lot of updings from 'savage_nation', 'storagemanager' and that crew.

38 Erik The Red  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:48:00pm

re: #28 MrPaulRevere

Maximus struck me as an ill-tempered goon, no big loss there.

I agree. Most posters that have these sorts of melt downs will not be missed.

39 gmsc  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:48:58pm

re: #33 Dustyvet

"Cats" is the longest-running show on Broadway to date. The show romanticizes and shrouds in mystery the lives and habits of America's most popular pet. Yet, even with the lively dancing and popular songs, "Cats" doesn't seem to capture the true-to-life behavior of our feline companions. Below is a list of what "Cats" would have to do to more accurately portray the true
essence of cats.

Those proposals, while interesting, wouldn't fit in the true nature of the play. You see, CATS is based on T. S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, and most of those ideas don't sound very practical.

/Interesting that a book on cats should be written by a man whose name is an anagram of TOILETS

40 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:52:55pm

re: #28 MrPaulRevere

Maximus struck me as an ill-tempered goon, no big loss there.

and which Cav Regiment did you ride with?

41 Macker  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:54:19pm

re: #35 HelloDare

Odd thing was, he had over 2,500 Karma points. Poof. They all went away before he could cash them in on a free hamster.

Y'know, this might be a crazy idea but I'll throw it out anyway. Say a Lizard really fraks up like on the previous thread. What if they could get a Second Chance, in exchange for losing all their Karma Points?
Would this be a reasonable idea, or not? That's why I'm throwing it out here for discussion. Of course, Charles makes the final decision.

42 BatGuano  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:54:55pm

Two campers were asleep in their tent when they were awakened by a commotion outside. The 1st campers opens the tent flap and looks out and says, " There's a bear out there going through our stuff. What do we do?"
The second camper says, " We run".
The first camper says. " We can't out run a bear!"
The second camper replies, " We don't need to out run the bear. I just need to out run you.!"

43 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:55:02pm

re: #37 MrPaulRevere

He probably got a lot of updings from 'savage_nation', 'storagemanager' and that crew.

ummmm..... no.

44 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:55:43pm

re: #38 Erik The Red

I agree. Most posters that have these sorts of melt downs will not be missed.

and occasionally, you could be wrong.

45 ArchangelMichael  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:55:51pm

re: #41 Macker

I think the whole point of the Karma system was to "assist in self-policing the community"

46 davinvalkri  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:56:27pm

re: #8 Erik The Red

...I don't get it.

47 Sharmuta  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:56:39pm

re: #28 MrPaulRevere

Maximus struck me as an ill-tempered goon, no big loss there.

I think he has some issues that perhaps he should seek some help for.

48 HelloDare  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:57:00pm

re: #41 Macker

You mean like selling indulgences? Don't think that will go over with the big lizard.

49 Sharmuta  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:58:30pm

re: #41 Macker

Maximus already was on his second chance. Charles ha always been willing to give another chance to people who have asked politely for one.

50 Cheechako  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:58:34pm

re: #30 Dustyvet

In case anyone is considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement:

In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells
warn away MOST bears. Tourists are also cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the
presence of Grizzly Bears. One can tell a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it...

....and smells like pepper

51 Buster Bunny  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:58:55pm

re: #48 HelloDare

You mean like selling indulgences? Don't think that will go over with the big lizard.

Worked for the Medcis. That there was one smart pope.

52 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:58:57pm

re: #47 Sharmuta

I think he has some issues that perhaps he should seek some help for.

i didn't see the fuss that resulted in the stick..... where should i look.

53 Macker  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:59:02pm

re: #48 HelloDare

You mean like selling indulgences? Don't think that will go over with the big lizard.

Oh Lord, I didn't see that analogy at all....

54 Gus  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:59:12pm

re: #41 Macker

Y'know, this might be a crazy idea but I'll throw it out anyway. Say a Lizard really fraks up like on the previous thread. What if they could get a Second Chance, in exchange for losing all their Karma Points?
Would this be a reasonable idea, or not? That's why I'm throwing it out here for discussion. Of course, Charles makes the final decision.

That might be like...

Cowboys Herding Cats

55 Sharmuta  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:59:15pm

re: #52 redc1c4

Downstairs.

56 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 11:59:47pm

re: #49 Sharmuta

Maximus already was on his second chance. Charles ha always been willing to give another chance to people who have asked politely for one.

that i didn't know...... changes things lots.

57 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:00:00am

Today in History, April 3rd:

1783 - Washington Irving is born.

1860 - The first successful United States Pony Express run from Saint Joseph, Missouri to Sacramento, California begins.

1904 - Iron Eyes Cody is born. (On an Indian reservation? No, in Sicily to Sicilian parents.)

1917 - Vladimir Lenin arrives in Russia from exile, marking the beginning of Bolshevik leadership in the Russian Revolution.

1922 - Joseph Stalin becomes the first General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.

1924 - Doris Day and Marlon Brando are born. (Brando died in 2004, Doris Day is still alive.)

1942 - Wayne Newton is born.

1944 - Tony Orlando is born.

1948 - President Harry S. Truman signs the Marshall Plan, authorizing $5 billion in aid for 16 countries.

1958 - Alec Baldwin is born.

1959 - David Hyde Pierce ("Niles" from Frasier) is born.

1961 - Eddie Murphy is born.

1968 - Martin Luther King Jr. delivers his "I've Been to the Mountaintop" speech.

1972 - Jennie Garth is born.

1973 - The first portable cell phone call is made in New York City, United States.

1986 - IBM unveils their first laptop computer.

1996 - Suspected "Unabomber" Theodore Kaczynski is arrested at his cabin in Montana, United States.

1996 - A United States Air Force airplane carrying United States Secretary of Commerce Ron Brown crashes in Croatia, killing all 35 on board.

2000 - United States v. Microsoft: Microsoft is ruled to have violated United States antitrust laws by keeping "an oppressive thumb" on its competitors.

2004 - Islamic terrorists involved in the 11 March 2004 Madrid attacks are trapped by the police in their apartment and kill themselves.

2008 - ATA Airlines, once one of the 10 largest U.S. passenger airlines and largest charter airline, files for bankruptcy for the second time in 5 years and ceases all operations.

58 davinvalkri  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:00:30am

re: #26 HelloDare

There was some talk about Ghandi in the last thread.

Ghandi was successful because his adversary was the British. He would have been crushed like a bug by other countries so fast nobody would have known his name. The left loves him for his non-violence and civil disobedience. But they never mention this:

Oh dear. That'll send a lot of people's admiration for the guy into the toilet. Should it be disseminated more widely?

59 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:01:48am

re: #55 Sharmuta

Downstairs.

delightfully undescriptive..... thank you ever so much.

/white smoke

60 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:02:25am

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on
the counter.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes,
she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"
She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"
She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that
BlowJob I promised you? Here it comes..."

61 BlueCanuck  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:02:53am

re: #55 Sharmuta

And also the Anti-vax thread the other day as well. Just a drive by, off to bed now.

62 MrPaulRevere  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:03:43am

re: #57 gmsc

"1948 - President Harry S. Truman signs the Marshall Plan, authorizing $5 billion in aid for 16 countries." Yes indeed, the good old days when $5 billion was a lot of money //

63 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:04:00am

re: #61 BlueCanuck

Good night, Hon.

64 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:04:10am

re: #57 gmsc

Unusually eventful day.Especially the reference to Espera DecCrti.

65 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:04:37am

re: #59 redc1c4

delightfully undescriptive..... thank you ever so much.

/white smoke

Melt down #1

Stick Melt Down

66 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:04:44am

re: #59 redc1c4

Won't take you long to find it.

67 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:04:49am

re: #61 BlueCanuck

And also the Anti-vax thread the other day as well. Just a drive by, off to bed now.

i'm not shilling for the guy, i just want to see the testimony for myself, as it were.......

68 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:04:54am

re: #64 BatGuano

Unusually eventful day.Especially the reference to Espera DecCrti.

Espera DeCorti. PIMF

69 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:05:06am

re: #61 BlueCanuck

And also the Anti-vax thread the other day as well. Just a drive by, off to bed now.

Hey Blue. Long time no see.

70 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:07:27am

re: #65 Erik The Red

Melt down #1

Stick Melt Down

"Target, Cease Fire......"

that's a valid kill, not that Stinky needed an OC to call it for him.

71 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:08:37am

re: #66 Sharmuta

Won't take you long to find it.

and Erik saved me that effort.

/hat tip

72 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:10:52am

re: #67 redc1c4

i'm not shilling for the guy, i just want to see the testimony for myself, as it were.......

Then go down the the last thread and read it- it won't take you long to spot it.

Promise.

73 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:11:10am

re: #8 Erik The Red

I think I stayed in that hotel, once.

74 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:11:13am

re: #71 redc1c4

Alrighty.

75 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:11:31am

re: #48 HelloDare

You mean like selling indulgences? Don't think that will go over with the big lizard.

Martin Luther?
;)

Here's James Burke talking about indulgences and the effects they had, starting at about the 8:00 mark (full episode viewable here):

There's more interesting history about Martin Luther and his protest against indulgences in the episode Infinitely Reasonable, too.

76 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:12:33am

re: #75 gmsc

Martin Luther?
;)

Here's James Burke talking about indulgences and the effects they had, starting at about the 8:00 mark (full episode viewable here):

There's more interesting history about Martin Luther and his protest against indulgences in the episode Infinitely Reasonable, too.

Oops, the first episode to which I was referring should have been made viewable, like this:

77 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:12:37am

So, what are we talking about up here? Is it gout?

78 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:13:16am

re: #77 Slumbering Behemoth

So, what are we talking about up here? Is it gout?

I am John Gout! //

79 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:17:10am

re: #41 Macker

Y'know, this might be a crazy idea but I'll throw it out anyway. Say a Lizard really fraks up like on the previous thread. What if they could get a Second Chance, in exchange for losing all their Karma Points?
Would this be a reasonable idea, or not? That's why I'm throwing it out here for discussion. Of course, Charles makes the final decision.

Charles has done this once or twice. With mixed results.

80 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:18:18am

re: #64 BatGuano

Unusually eventful day.Especially the reference to Espera DecCrti.

Huh? What's Espera DecCrti?

81 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:18:23am

re: #78 Gus 802

I am John Gout! //

who is John Gout?

82 zombie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:18:27am

re: #65 Erik The Red

Melt down #1

Stick Melt Down

What's amazing about meltdown #1 is that he predicted "Well, I expect about -17 down-dings for this one." Incredibly, he got exactly -17 downdings! Eerie. Now if only he could have used those psychic powers to find Adam and Eve's tomb and the resting place of Noah's Ark, he might have had a solid argument.

83 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:18:40am

re: #79 Alberta Oil Peon

Charles has done this once or twice. With mixed results.

I think the best thing he's done is the reverse-a-ding policy. You make a ding, you only make one ding, but you can give or revoke it. Or make it a negative from a positive.

84 zombie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:19:00am

re: #81 redc1c4

who is John Gout?

John Frum's brother.

85 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:19:08am

re: #81 redc1c4

who is John Gout?

Just a pun on John Galt.

86 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:19:16am

There are unwelcome heterodoxies here.

87 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:19:52am

re: #85 Gus 802

Just a pun on John Galt.

no? ...... really?

88 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:19:59am

Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?

[I got Mel fucking Gibson, grrrr!]

89 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:20:23am

OT .. where did the 7 Trillion for this G20 venture come from? Did Obama raid my piggy bank and leave an IOU again?

90 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:20:39am

[]o

91 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:20:57am

re: #87 redc1c4

no? ...... really?

I am!

John Gout.

//

92 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:22:12am

re: #86 BatGuano

Hey, it's cool if you like other dudes. Nothing wrong with that. But don't go dissing us heteros by telling us we're unwelcome. That's not cool.
///

93 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:23:45am

re: #80 gmsc

Huh? What's Espera DecCrti?

#68 DeCorti. Iron Eyes Cody's Sicilian name. He was not an American Indian.
He was a Sicilian immigrant,

94 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:24:06am

re: #89 Buster Bunny

OT .. where did the 7 Trillion for this G20 venture come from? Did Obama raid my piggy bank and leave an IOU again?

You think that's bad? Check out my post from an earlier thread (#95 from They've Got Us By the Gas Tank):

GMAC to resume car loans to subprime borrowers

GMAC Financial Services said it will resume making car and truck loans to subprime borrowers and will lower inventory financing costs for cash-strapped auto dealers, part of a series of moves intended to spur sales at General Motors Corp (GM.N: Quote, Profile, Research).

The moves announced Wednesday come as the embattled automaker races to restructure and get customers back into its showrooms amid growing risk that it will be pushed into bankruptcy by the Obama administration.

GM, whose U.S. sales plunged 51 percent in the first two months of this year, also began rolling out a program that will cover some payments for customers who lose their jobs after buying a car, an incentive intended to bring back shoppers worried about job security amid the recession.

GMAC, which provides financing to many GM vehicle buyers, said it would make at least $5 billion of credit available to customers over the next 60 days, a period during which GM has to prove to U.S. officials it can win sweeping concessions from bondholders and its major union.

The finance company plans to resume accepting finance applications from car and truck buyers who have credit scores below 620, a line dividing prime borrowers from less creditworthy subprime borrowers. The median U.S. credit score is 723, according to Fair Isaac Corp's (FIC.N: Quote, Profile, Research) myFICO unit.

The short version of this story? A government with no money and poor financial prospects is borrowing money to loan to a company with no money and poor financial prospects, who in turn plans to loan that money to customers who have no money and poor financial prospects, so that they can purchase quickly-depreciating liabilities.

Why? To encourage growth and prosperity, of course!

95 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:24:24am

re: #93 BatGuano

#68 DeCorti. Iron Eyes Cody's Sicilian name. He was not an American Indian.
He was a Sicilian immigrant,

Oh! Got it!

Thanks!

96 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:24:34am

re: #92 Slumbering Behemoth

Hey, it's cool if you like other dudes. Nothing wrong with that. But don't go dissing us heteros by telling us we're unwelcome. That's not cool.
///

I never dated a doxie so I never got a chance to find out which side of the ballpark he/she played on.

97 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:25:03am

re: #88 Slumbering Behemoth

Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?

[I got Mel fucking Gibson, grrrr!]

I ended up with Rip Torn.

?

98 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:25:20am

Seeing as someone has started a Pun Thread

1. Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds
like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says
Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

10. Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

99 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:25:45am

re: #97 Gus 802

I ended up with Rip Torn.

?

i gave up and went for a drink.... too many questions.

100 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:26:57am

re: #88 Slumbering Behemoth

Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?

[I got Mel fucking Gibson, grrrr!]

Hell, I got Danny DeVito. I don't get no respect!

101 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:26:58am

re: #99 redc1c4

i gave up and went for a drink.... too many questions.

Sure was a lot questions.

Rip Torn! "Elderly Drunk" Nice, I'm "only" 48.

102 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:27:38am

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't
find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I
amputated your arms!”;

13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says,
"Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour,
the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why,"
they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts
boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt, and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain;
they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his
birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him. a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that
there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his
friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

103 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:27:41am

re: #98 Erik The Red

Seeing as someone has started a Pun Thread

1. Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds
like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says
Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

10. Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I was hoping at least one of those would make me laugh, but no pun in ten did.
;)

104 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:28:08am

re: #94 gmsc

Hate to say it but that actually makes sense.

In a situation where GM isnt making much money, the sale of cars and how its balanced on the accounting ledger actually means that you can use the cars as a theoretical loss for the business rather than an actual physical loss.

I hate accounting, but it seems to do wonders.

105 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:28:22am

re: #103 gmsc

See #21. LOL

106 freetoken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:28:45am

re: #23 Erik The Red


It amazes me how some posters can be here for a few years and know what Charles's beliefs are and still have melt downs.

Sort of like we all know this happens in summer... but that doesn't prevent it.

Some day I'm wondering if Charles will post something that would cause a mass blog meltdown (and not just an individual or two.) I imagine it would be about as pretty as this.

107 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:31:56am

re: #105 Erik The Red

See #21. LOL

I noticed that.

Of course, the problem is that it was said about 20 puns. Either the list needs to be pruned back to 10, or the "no pun in ten did" joke needs to be dropped.

Whoever wrote that missed the whole point of the pun.

108 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:33:04am

rat snipe..... BRB.

109 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:33:18am

re: #104 Buster Bunny

Hate to say it but that actually makes sense.

In a situation where GM isnt making much money, the sale of cars and how its balanced on the accounting ledger actually means that you can use the cars as a theoretical loss for the business rather than an actual physical loss.

I hate accounting, but it seems to do wonders.

This is the same thing that the banks did for subprime loans – are you saying that made sense, too?

110 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:33:38am

Good night all.

111 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:33:40am

re: #106 freetoken

Sort of like we all know this happens in summer... but that doesn't prevent it.

Some day I'm wondering if Charles will post something that would cause a mass blog meltdown (and not just an individual or two.) I imagine it would be about as pretty as this.

Maybe if he posted he was taking a vacation....

112 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:33:52am

re: #110 BatGuano

Good night all.

Good night, BatGuano!

113 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:34:52am

re: #111 Sharmuta

Maybe if he posted he was taking a vacation....

Or shutting down for a week for routine maintenance.

114 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:34:54am

re: #109 gmsc

This is the same thing that the banks did for subprime loans – are you saying that made sense, too?

What's really scary, is that all those new GM cars are going to be in the hands of subprime drivers, quite possibly with no insurance.

Coming to a highway near you.

115 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:36:52am

re: #109 gmsc

This is the same thing that the banks did for subprime loans – are you saying that made sense, too?

The whole subprime stuff is a LOT more complex than anyone else is prepared to let on. There are active elements of fraud in the whole mix and thats one of the reasons that its being kept as 'bad borrowers'. There were loan brokers who actually INVENTED people and accounts and borrowing records to create a loan with. Thats the 'hush' part that no-one has been speaking about. Just remember how much of the actual market involved the risky loans.

It wasnt that much.

116 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:38:07am

I have to share- I was proud of myself today. See- a lot of women have a shoe fetish, but with me it's hats. Saw a really cute hat today on clearance, and I managed to resist! Yea me.

117 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:40:18am

re: #116 Sharmuta

I have to share- I was proud of myself today. See- a lot of women have a shoe fetish, but with me it's hats. Saw a really cute hat today on clearance, and I managed to resist! Yea me.

That can be tough – especially when it's something you love. Congrats, Sharm!

118 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:41:17am

re: #116 Sharmuta

I have to share- I was proud of myself today. See- a lot of women have a shoe fetish, but with me it's hats. Saw a really cute hat today on clearance, and I managed to resist! Yea me.

I have a scotch fetish. I wish I had your will power.

119 TheMatrix31  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:41:22am

re: #116 Sharmuta

I have to share- I was proud of myself today. See- a lot of women have a shoe fetish, but with me it's hats. Saw a really cute hat today on clearance, and I managed to resist! Yea me.

I love hats on females!

120 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:42:09am

re: #117 gmsc

I had even tried it on. AND it was the last one, so I almost succumbed. But I told myself, "NO!"

121 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:43:14am

re: #115 Buster Bunny

I've reached the point were I am almost numb to everything. No one's going to do anything about this other than throw more money at it. We should get the bill once the economy picks up for that and everything else. That would be on top of my own bills.

122 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:43:33am

What kind of hats?

123 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:45:01am

re: #120 Sharmuta

I had even tried it on. AND it was the last one, so I almost succumbed. But I told myself, "NO!"

...and with that once decision, you proved you have more financial discipline than the executive and legislative branches of our federal government put together!
:)

124 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:45:12am

re: #122 littleoldlady

What kind of hats?

Good monring, littleoldlady!

125 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:45:29am

re: #124 gmsc

Good monring morning, littleoldlady!

PIMF

126 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:45:46am

re: #122 littleoldlady

It was a cute houndsooth checkered fedora.

127 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:46:09am

re: #126 Sharmuta

It was a cute houndsooth checkered fedora.

With pink and green and tan.

128 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:46:30am

Monring to you, too, gmsc! :-)

/I like it!

129 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:46:42am

re: #123 gmsc

...and with that once decision, you proved you have more financial discipline than the executive and legislative branches of our federal government put together!
:)

LMAO!

130 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:47:13am

re: #108 redc1c4

rat snipe..... BRB.

You get all the fun!

A comedian, Dave Attel (sp?), used to have a tv show where after doing his stand-up gig, he would see the not so hot spots in that town and pick a local spot (usually a weird one) to spend timing working at whatever job they were doing.

While in New Orleans, he went out with the local PD for their nightly "Nutria Abatement".

What a job. Getting paid to sit in the back of a moving truck while taking shots at giant river rats with a rifle.

Shit, buy me the ammo, don't ask any damn questions about my beer intake, and I'd do that job for free.

131 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:47:26am

re: #122 littleoldlady

What kind of hats?

Morning lol. I won't be here for fruitcup today(and have missed the last two days) Can I get it early?

132 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:48:55am

re: #122 littleoldlady

What kind of hats?

Mornin'

133 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:48:58am

re: #127 Sharmuta

I used to be a hat person AND a shoe person. [sigh]

/now I'm living with whatever is in my archives closet.
//which is fine, since I still manage to donate a bag of clothes out it every month.
///I think they reproduce in there when I'm not looking...

134 gmsc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:50:07am

re: #128 littleoldlady

Monring to you, too, gmsc! :-)

/I like it!

I'm going to have say goodnight to you and everyone else here now. I've got an early day tomorrow.

Since you'll have an extra fruitcup due to my absence, give it to Sharmuta. She earned it not only with her financial discipline, but with her quick ability to offer fruitcup last night, thus giving you some well-deserved rest.

(Sharmuta – I vote we keep her around!)

Good night, all!

135 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:50:21am

re: #116 Sharmuta

That post, well. You asked for it.

136 Gus  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:50:46am

re: #134 gmsc

Later mon.

137 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:51:06am

re: #130 Slumbering Behemoth

You get all the fun!

A comedian, Dave Attel (sp?), used to have a tv show where after doing his stand-up gig, he would see the not so hot spots in that town and pick a local spot (usually a weird one) to spend timing working at whatever job they were doing.

While in New Orleans, he went out with the local PD for their nightly "Nutria Abatement".

What a job. Getting paid to sit in the back of a moving truck while taking shots at giant river rats with a rifle.

Shit, buy me the ammo, don't ask any damn questions about my beer intake, and I'd do that job for free.

You could become a "nutria attritionist." Say it fast enough, and moonbats would be asking you for advice on carbohydrates.

138 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:52:27am

re: #135 Slumbering Behemoth

That post, well. You asked for it.

LOVE IT.

139 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:52:31am

re: #131 Erik The Red

Oh goodie! At least one person missed my faux pas. ;-)

Here ya go, Erik! :-)

Thanks for the fruitcup yesterday, Sharmuta! :-)

140 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:52:51am

re: #134 gmsc

Good night!

141 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:52:53am

re: #131 Erik The Red

Morning lol. I won't be here for fruitcup today(and have missed the last two days) Can I get it early?

Ok change of plans I will be here. I will wait:)

142 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:53:11am

re: #122 littleoldlady

What kind of hats?

Men without hats!

143 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:53:26am

re: #139 littleoldlady

It was my honor to try to fill your shoes, of which I am unworthy.

144 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:54:00am

re: #132 Gus 802

Hiya, Gus! :-)

'Night, gmsc! :-)

145 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:54:41am

And I hear you, lol. I try to stretch my clothes for as long as I can, while adding to my closet in small bursts, but hats I cannot resist.

146 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:55:37am

re: #145 Sharmuta

And I hear you, lol. I try to stretch my clothes for as long as I can, while adding to my closet in small bursts, but hats I cannot resist.

what kind of boonie hat do you have?

147 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:56:58am

re: #146 redc1c4

what kind of boonie hat do you have?

Tonight I'm wearing a plaid page boy.

148 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:57:57am

re: #143 Sharmuta

Goodness!

/size 6, or 6-1/2
//grab 'em quick before they go to Purple Heart! ;-)

149 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 12:59:01am

re: #145 Sharmuta

Good thing "vintage" is in style!

/too bad "vintage" describes my figure these days...

150 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:03:39am

re: #130 Slumbering Behemoth

I liked that show! One town he ended up at the water treatment plant.

151 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:04:19am

re: #137 Alberta Oil Peon

Seriously, everything I know about guns could be summed up in a pamphlet. Aside from range/safety etiquette that was drilled into me as a teen, the bulk of that pamphlet would read "GUNS ARE FUCKING FUN"!

I would pay to do a "ride along" with NOPD on one of their "Nutria Abatement" rounds. They should look into that (taking all safety and licensing measures needed), might be a good source of revenue for the city.

152 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:04:42am

And there was one show where he was in San Diego and said screw it and went to Tiajuana- that was a funny episode.

153 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:05:57am

re: #149 littleoldlady

Good thing "vintage" is in style!

/too bad "vintage" describes my figure these days...

"vintage" is the new "sexy"........

got photos?

154 logboy  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:06:04am

Hey all. Whats new.

155 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:07:03am

re: #147 Sharmuta

Tonight I'm wearing a plaid page boy.

i don't think that "boonie hat" means what you think it means, but i'm okay with that.........

156 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:07:15am

re: #153 redc1c4

I don't care what anybody else says about you, red. I LOVE YOU!

157 logboy  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:08:28am

re: #146 redc1c4

what kind of boonie hat do you have?

I have a few old sun bleached ACUs, unfortunately they still have SPC rank on them.

158 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:08:38am

re: #150 Sharmuta

It was like the precursor to "Dirty Jobs", but much more random and funny.

159 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:08:39am

re: #156 littleoldlady

I don't care what anybody else says about you, red. I LOVE YOU!

What's not to love about him////

160 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:08:47am

re: #151 Slumbering Behemoth

Seriously, everything I know about guns could be summed up in a pamphlet. Aside from range/safety etiquette that was drilled into me as a teen, the bulk of that pamphlet would read "GUNS ARE FUCKING FUN"!

I would pay to do a "ride along" with NOPD on one of their "Nutria Abatement" rounds. They should look into that (taking all safety and licensing measures needed), might be a good source of revenue for the city.

That's true. I expect a .22 with a scope, or maybe a night-vision scope would be perfect for nutria.

Alberta has a "rat patrol" that constantly monitors areas on the Saskatchewan border. Alberta is Canada's only rat-free province, and they guard that status zealously. Big deal in a grain-growing region.

161 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:08:59am

re: #156 littleoldlady

I don't care what anybody else says about you, red. I LOVE YOU!

you'll get over it: all the women in my life do.......

/until the *next* time the shit monster shows up: then i'm John Wayne again.

162 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:09:55am

re: #155 redc1c4

You mean like a fisherman hat? I have two of those.

163 logboy  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:10:04am

This place is dead tonight. Where is everyone?

164 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:10:20am

re: #157 logboy

I have a few old sun bleached ACUs, unfortunately they still have SPC rank on them.

i had 19 years and 9 months time in grade as a SP4.....

no shame there in *my* book.

165 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:11:16am

re: #154 logboy

Hey all. Whats new.

Hi. How have you been?

166 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:12:30am

re: #163 logboy

This place is dead tonight. Where is everyone?

can't speak for the rest of them, but posting gets in the way of drinking.....

167 logboy  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:12:56am

OK, dealing with VA BS and going to school. Still trying to get a prosthetic out of them. Been away from here for a while.

168 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:13:22am

re: #166 redc1c4

can't speak for the rest of them, but posting gets in the way of drinking.....

I am going to have that problem tonight. Great rugby and cricket on tonight.

169 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:13:32am

re: #163 logboy

This place is dead tonight. Where is everyone?

IN THE FRUITCUP .. MUAH HAHAHAHA

170 logboy  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:13:38am

re: #166 redc1c4

can't speak for the rest of them, but posting gets in the way of drinking.....


En Vino Veritas

171 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:13:44am

re: #161 redc1c4

Anybody who kills rats without whining about it is okay in my book!

/only other person I've ever known who did that was my mother...

172 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:14:08am

re: #156 littleoldlady

I don't care what anybody else says about you, red. I LOVE YOU!

Yeah, I don't get where all these people are coming from when they say he's smelly and looks funny.
//

173 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:15:12am

re: #163 logboy

This place is dead tonight. Where is everyone?

Hiya, logboy! :-)

174 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:15:19am

re: #172 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, I don't get where all these people are coming from when they say he's smelly and looks funny.
//

Its hard after you meet him ;)

175 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:15:46am

re: #167 logboy

You're still in need? That' shameful. And isn't it nice our president wants to make you pay for that? Have you discussed this on your blog?

176 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:15:50am

re: #172 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, I don't get where all these people are coming from when they say he's smelly and looks funny.
//

does that mean that i've spent my entire life avoiding mirrors and maneuvering into the wind for nothing?

177 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:16:21am

re: #174 Buster Bunny

What?!? He can't be that sexy.
///

178 logboy  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:18:11am

re: #175 Sharmuta

You're still in need? That' shameful. And isn't it nice our president wants to make you pay for that? Have you discussed this on your blog?


I can't believe that asshole Obama actually considered making me pay for all my medical bills from now on. Its bad enough that I may have to pay my way out to DC and back just so I can get a new prosthetic. This one is almost completely shot.

179 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:19:58am

re: #167 logboy

Shit. You've more than earned it. What's the hold up?

Keep in mind, I am ignorant of the case here.

180 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:20:05am

I remember when I used to access LGF using a 56k modem bandstrapped to 17k due to line/noise levels. Just one thread was painful. Anything more was horrific. It took me a full hour just to read a complete 300 entry thread.

181 logboy  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:20:27am

re: #179 Slumbering Behemoth

Shit. You've more than earned it. What's the hold up?

Keep in mind, I am ignorant of the case here.

Red Tape. Lazy civilians.

182 redc1c4  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:21:52am

re: #177 Slumbering Behemoth

What?!? He can't be that sexy.
///

yes, i am......

/ white smokere: #181 logboy

Red Tape. Lazy civilians.

that sounds about right.

i need to start my claim with the VA, and i just can't get into it.....

183 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:22:01am

re: #178 logboy

Consider writing this up on your blog- I think there are a lot of people who would pick it up from you and bring attention to this disturbing disregard for your needs. But only if you're comfortable doing it. I wonder how many others are being denied care like you are. It's shameful.

184 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:22:26am

re: #178 logboy

I can't believe that asshole Obama actually considered making me pay for all my medical bills from now on. Its bad enough that I may have to pay my way out to DC and back just so I can get a new prosthetic. This one is almost completely shot.

That's total bullshit. If you lost a limb in the service of your country, you should be able to get first-class service on any required prosthetic, regardless of where you choose to live in the country. If you need to go across country to a major medical center, the military should provide you with transport. The military must have flights going all over the country. Disabled veterans should have the right to ride along, free, on any flight not totally full.

185 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:24:04am

re: #180 Buster Bunny

Yeah, back then my computer was the crank up kind.

BUNNY! :-)

186 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:25:10am

re: #185 littleoldlady

Yeah, back then my computer was the crank up kind.

BUNNY! :-)

liloldlady ! :-)

187 Capt Camel  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:29:03am

I don't know if this has been posted before -
Thomas Payne inviting US to a tea party

TP on YouTube

Gets the blood circulating

/delurk

188 logboy  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:29:05am

Heres the deal. I've been dealing with the VA (Minneapolis, 1 hour away)for months now on getting them to "approve" me so I can go get a new arm locally, or at least get this one fixed. I've been waiting for paperwork to get done, forms, whatever so I can go. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Every time I go there and talk to them its like talking to my dog. Its a joke. I'm not going to publicize any gripes unless I go to DC instead. And then I may link up and do an interview with someone in the media and meet with my congressman again (capitol hill lunch, yum). This is getting ridiculous. At least a flight to DC is only 200.

189 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:32:33am

re: #185 littleoldlady
Good Morning , LittleOldLady.

Where were you yesterday ?

Sharmuta's Fruitcup isn't even in the same League as yours.
You should post some Internet Culinary tips for the upstarts.

190 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:34:21am

re: #189 Pass The Moonbaticide

*sob*

191 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:35:12am

everyone liked my Christmas Fruitcup

192 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:35:34am

re: #189 Pass The Moonbaticide

re: #185 littleoldlady
Good Morning , LittleOldLady.

Where were you yesterday ?

Sharmuta's Fruitcup isn't even in the same League as yours.
You should post some Internet Culinary tips for the upstarts.

Man that's rough. Thank goodness me or Blue were not here.////

193 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:35:43am

re: #190 Sharmuta

... but 'tis true.
LoL's Fruitcup is to die for.

194 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:35:54am

Pass The Moonbaticide! :-)

That's NOT true! Sharmuta is a fruitcup connoisseur!

/sleepless night, fell asleep about an hour before fruitcup... :-(

195 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:37:37am

re: #193 Pass The Moonbaticide

Which I do not deny, but I'm not an upstart. *sniffle* lol put me on backup duty awhile ago.

196 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:38:36am

re: #194 littleoldlady
They look like Fruit Kebabs.
/Now, there's a serving suggestion for you ...

197 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:38:37am

re: #195 Sharmuta

Which I do not deny, but I'm not an upstart. *sniffle* lol put me on backup duty awhile ago.

BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD GREAT AT IT!

198 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:39:22am

/verybigsigh

Sharmuta,

I'm afraid we've spoiled these folks...

199 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:39:49am

Yes- I am a friend to Fruitcup!

200 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:40:20am

re: #188 logboy

If our country is going to pay out tax dollars to help any class of people, our veterans should be at the top of that list. That this isn't the case is both disgusting and disgraceful.

201 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:41:00am

re: #198 littleoldlady

That's on you, Dear Lady. You are very good to us, {lol}.

202 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:42:04am

Dis I hear on the news that your Pres visited with an entourage of 500 ?
After Michelle's attendants, what did the other dozen do ?

... And how big was their Carbon Footprint ?
(Environmental Stuff is always for others to act on,
never the Left themselves)

203 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:42:31am

re: #201 Sharmuta

That's on you, Dear Lady. You are very good to us, {lol}.

Sure. Blame the Jew...

;-)

204 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:43:25am

re: #203 littleoldlady

Hahahaha!

205 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:43:33am

re: #202 Pass The Moonbaticide

After Michelle's attendants, what did the other dozen do ?

Her mama dresses her funny.

/and that's being kind...

206 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:47:20am

re: #205 littleoldlady
... And how much did her wardrobe cost ?

During the camapign, it was all 'How much did Palin spend on that dress'
Now, it's 'Wow, doesn't Michelle look elegant ?"

Obama gave us one last 'stuff-you' as he was seen going up the steps of Air Force One with his hands in his pockets.
Not even a wave to the Cameras.

207 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:48:28am

I'm highly disturbed by the comparisons of michelle to Princess Diana- it's insulting. To the Princess.

208 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:52:49am

White People Problems

Though it's more than fair to say there a lot of non-white pansies people out there that bitch about the same things.

/arugula, anyone?

209 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:53:16am

re: #206 Pass The Moonbaticide

I dunno. There was something in the spinoffs about that schmata/sweater costing 6xx pounds. (How much is that in what used to be real money?)

BTW, I gave an exact copy of that THING to Purple Heart about 3 months ago...

210 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 1:55:23am

New post from Bill Whittle.Read the comments they are great. Damn I miss the du Toit's

211 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:00:10am

re: #208 Slumbering Behemoth
Watched that all the way through . Interesting .

212 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:00:21am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone!*™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ----------------->
Help yourselves!

213 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:00:54am

re: #212 littleoldlady

Thank you, Dearest {lol}.

214 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:01:17am

OY. Dyslexic asterisks!

215 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:01:34am

Sharmuta! :-)

216 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:02:27am

re: #212 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone!*™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ----------------->
Help yourselves!

Woo-Hoo! Fruitcup. Nothing like fruitcup to waken a semi-slumbering Peon.

Thanks, littleoldlady!

217 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:03:06am

re: #209 littleoldlady
I think that would be about $850 AT CURRENT EXCHANGE RATES.

Whoops , CapsLock off.

Anyway, a V. Expensive Sweater.

/Who needs a sweater, anyway, with all this projected Global Warming ?
Don't they believe their own Propaganda ?

218 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:04:08am

re: #215 littleoldlady

Hate to ding and dash, but I hope you have a great day!

219 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:04:42am

re: #217 Pass The Moonbaticide


I think that would be about $850 AT CURRENT EXCHANGE RATES.

Whoops , CapsLock off.

Anyway, a V. Expensive Sweater.

/Who needs a sweater, anyway, with all this projected Global Warming ?
Don't they believe their own Propaganda ?

Perhaps it's better they don't. Think it through to its logical consequences: Al Gore in a Speedo.

220 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:04:53am

Alberta Oil Peon! :-)

'Night, Sharmuta! :-)

221 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:05:57am
222 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:06:10am

Right ... I'll get myself a cup of Tea and try the double-Blind
Sharmuta / LittleOldLady Fruitcup Taste Test.

I'll let my taste decide.

/Hey, they should use that in an Advertising Slogan.
// Imagining millions of $ rolling in from fees.

223 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:08:52am

re: #212 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone!*™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ----------------->
Help yourselves!

{lol} Thanks

224 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:10:02am

Erik! :-)

225 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:10:59am

Breaking News

Madonna loses adoption bid

Lilongwe - A Malawian court ruled on Friday that US popstar Madonna cannot be granted an interim adoption of a second child from the country, three court sources said.

Rights groups have accused Malawian authorities of giving her special treatment. Malawi's government, which came under fire after Madonna adopted a 13-month-old Malawian child, said on Thursday it would support a second adoption.

It's not clear whether Madonna will try to appeal against the ruling.

226 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:14:08am

I have to leave, too. :-(

Good day, ALL!™

227 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:14:39am

re: #226 littleoldlady

I have to leave, too. :-(

Good day, ALL!™

Good day, littleoldlady!

228 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:18:13am

re: #226 littleoldlady

I have to leave, too. :-(

Good day, ALL!™

Bye lol

229 Pass The Moonbaticide  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:18:38am

Fruitcup 'Brand A' : Piquant, slightly acid Fruit pieces. Pleasant dough, perhaps just to much butter content. Crumbly.

Fruitcup 'Brand B' : Perfect Fruity Taste. Dough just the right Melt-in-the-Mouth consistency. Does not dissolve when dunked in Tea. Perfect 10.

My Choice : Brand B

Lifts lid of Platter to reveal ... LITTLEOLDLADY Brand

//Like it was from Harrods (You'd probably say 'Tiffany')

230 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:19:46am

re: #222 Pass The Moonbaticide

A good place to start. If you're of a mind, you can try Red's as well. May want to brace yourself.

/has a tendency to mess with your head

231 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:23:20am

re: #230 Slumbering Behemoth

A good place to start. If you're of a mind, you can try Red's as well. May want to brace yourself.

/has a tendency to mess with your head

I don't even want to know WHAT you were searching for when you found this///

232 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:30:19am

Well, I feel a nap coming on. Good night, everyone.

233 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:36:24am

re: #231 Erik The Red

It's just a tool.

234 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:44:45am

re: #233 Slumbering Behemoth

It's just a tool.

I need to use These Tools after listening to that//

235 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:47:54am

Fenway's Shiny Stuff Precious Metal pricing update for this morning:

Gold- $901.80 an ounce (down .002%)
Silver- $12.83 an ounce (down .006%)
Platinum- $1153 an ounce (down .0017%)
Palladium- $220 an ounce (down .004%)
Rhodium- $1010 an ounce (unchanged)

Noteworthy that gold dropped $20 an ounce (2.17%) in less then 24 hrs.

236 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:01am

G'nite little old lady! Alberta Oil peon!

237 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:50:15am

re: #235 Fenway_Nation

Fenway's Shiny Stuff Precious Metal pricing update for this morning:

Gold- $901.80 an ounce (down .002%)
Silver- $12.83 an ounce (down .006%)
Platinum- $1153 an ounce (down .0017%)
Palladium- $220 an ounce (down .004%)
Rhodium- $1010 an ounce (unchanged)

Noteworthy that gold dropped $20 an ounce (2.17%) in less then 24 hrs.

The market seems to have a little of its risk appetite back. Even the Rand has done well over the last day or two. Good for me. I just hope it carries on getting stronger over the next 2 months.

238 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:57:53am

re: #234 Erik The Red

Oddly, that fits the theme well.

G'nite Lizards.

239 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:59:17am

re: #238 Slumbering Behemoth

Oddly, that fits the theme well.

G'nite Lizards.

Night SB

240 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:03:29am

And while I'm at it, here's the overseas markets this morning:

Australia's All Ordinaries- up 1.43%

Hang Seng Index- up .16%

Seoul Composite KOPSI Index- up .53%

Mumbai SENSEX- up 4.51%

Taiwan Weighted- up 1.02%

Nikkei- up .34%

Johannesburg JSE Limited- down .01%

Singapore's Straits Times- up .97%

New Zealand NZSE50- up 1.11%

Shanghai Composite- down .23%

Tel Aviv TA100- up 5.06%

Not sure what the good news out of Israel or India is at the moment (and to a lesser extent, Australia, Taiwan and New Zealand) to have such huge gains in their market....maybe they're just grateful that the G20 conference is over.

241 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:04:56am

Morning Lizards.

242 Jim in Virginia  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:05:26am

Morning all. Debka (I know, I know, unreliable but entertaining) reports a poll of Palestinsinas shows they oppose the two state solution.

The Norwegian Fafo institute which sponsored the 1993 Oslo Framework accords decided to find out how the Palestinians felt about this solution. Its main discovery was that a majority, 53 percent, of Palestinians (like Israelis), is against two states.


33 percent opt for the annihilation of the state of Israel, to be replaced by a single Islamic republic; and 20 percent which favors a united Israeli-Palestinian state.
When Hamas members are polled separately, support for two states drops to 21 percent.

Someone tell our SecState, please.

243 Jim in Virginia  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:08:15am

re: #235 Fenway_Nation
Oooh, shiny stuff!

O is out of the country and the markets are up. Coincidence? I think not.

244 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:08:41am

re: #241 rightside

Morning Lizards.

Morning rs and Jiv

245 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:09:31am

Interestingly, the Swiss Market Index seems to be the only European exchange that's down significantly this morning.

Hmm.....didn't the topic of bank secrecy and sanctions against countries with strick bank secrecy laws get bandied about at the G20?

246 Luigi  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:18am

Best video of Obama bowing to Saudi. Scroll for video...

[Link: www.smh.com.au...]

247 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:21am

Good Morning LGF.
Obama Kicks Israel In The Balls - Again
Obama's fawning and unconditional public support for the Saudi initiative should make it crystal clear to Netanyahu that Israel has an enemy in the White House.

248 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:31am

re: #245 Fenway_Nation

Interestingly, the Swiss Market Index seems to be the only European exchange that's down significantly this morning.

Hmm.....didn't the topic of bank secrecy and sanctions against countries with strick bank secrecy laws get bandied about at the G20?

Swiss could be on G20 tax haven blacklist: Sarkozy

249 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:34am

re: #243 Jim in Virginia

I think it's great, too....but the downside is that he'll have to come back sooner or later.

250 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:12:55am
251 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:06am

re: #248 Erik The Red

Swiss could be on G20 tax haven blacklist: Sarkozy


Wonder if this is just leverage to pressure them into joining the EU- Even tho' it's surrounded by Eurozone countries (France, Italy, Austria & Germany) Switzerland is not an EU country itself...

252 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:52am

re: #246 Luigi

Best video of Obama bowing to Saudi. Scroll for video...

[Link: www.smh.com.au...]

Pardon me while I go vomit.

253 Luigi  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:16:52am

re: #252 Spare O'Lake

Pardon me while I go vomit.

How are our military personnel supposed to go out today and put their lives on the line in support of this Commander in Chief?

254 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:17:00am

re: #246 Luigi

Best video of Obama bowing to Saudi. Scroll for video...

[Link: www.smh.com.au...]

I coulda swore I heard him say 'Konnichiwa'

255 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:18:00am

re: #253 Luigi

How are our military personnel supposed to go out today and put their lives on the line in support of this Commander in Chief?


Well...you see....this is where the National Civilian defense force comes in..

256 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:20:43am

re: #254 Fenway_Nation

I coulda swore I heard him say 'Konnichiwa'

Actually, you misheard. He actually said "Can I chew ya".

257 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:23:31am

Good morning, Lizards!

258 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:24:15am

re: #257 goddessoftheclassroom

Good morning, Lizards!

{goddess} Good morning. Looking forward to the weekend?

259 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:24:45am

re: #257 goddessoftheclassroom

Good morning, Lizards!

Hiya, {Teach}.

260 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:25:46am

{Erik the Red}
{Spare O'Lake}

I'm looking forward to sleeping in!

261 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:26:11am

re: #257 goddessoftheclassroom

{goddess}

262 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:26:58am

re: #261 rightside

{goddess}

{rightside}!

263 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:29:05am

'Mornin' Lizards
*picking up FRUITCUP* What a nice treat this morning.

264 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:29:27am

re: #263 UncleRancher

'Mornin' Lizards
*picking up FRUITCUP* What a nice treat this morning.


{UncleRancher}

265 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:30:15am

re: #264 goddessoftheclassroom

{goddessoftheclassroom} How nice to see everyone this morning.

266 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:31:35am

I see (above) our share of the national debt is now up to 165k. If it were only that small. I think they left off the interest.

267 summergurl  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:34:56am

Good Morning Lizard Kingdom

268 Jim in Virginia  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:36:10am
269 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:39:44am

re: #268 Jim in Virginia

Krauthammer: Obama's real agenda- Fairness through leveling.
Read it all.

Damn scary.

Obama has far different ambitions. His goal is to rewrite the American social compact, to recast the relationship between government and citizen. He wants government to narrow the nation's income and anxiety gaps. Soak the rich for reasons of revenue and justice. Nationalize health care and federalize education to grant all citizens of all classes the freedom from anxiety about health care and college that the rich enjoy. And fund this vast new social safety net through the cash cow of a disguised carbon tax.

Obama is a leveler. He has come to narrow the divide between rich and poor. For him the ultimate social value is fairness. Imposing it upon the American social order is his mission.

270 Jim in Virginia  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:39:45am

{goddess}
Hi darlin!

271 Luigi  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:40:00am

This bowing incident to the Saudi king says something about Obama that is not part of the current narrative -- submission.

[Link: www.smh.com.au...]

Obama is taken to be one of the most powerful presidents of recent times. He basically gets whatever he wants and commands great devotion among his followers. But this video says his power comes from foreigners. He is part of a hierarchy and submits himself to a higher-up just as we are supposed to submit ourselves to him.

Maybe the real narrative is submission.

272 Jim in Virginia  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:40:50am

re: #269 Erik The Red
None of that is surprising. He (O) said it multiple times before the election.

273 Luigi  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:43:09am

Erik, re the Krauthammer article: It's a clever analysis but there is nothing "leveling" about his behavior with the Saudi king.

274 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:45:44am

{summergurl}
{Jim in Virginia}

I hope y'all are well!

275 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:48:14am

re: #268 Jim in Virginia

Krauthammer: Obama's real agenda- Fairness through leveling.
Read it all.

IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

What an insufferable toddler!

276 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:49:01am

re: #273 Luigi

Erik, re the Krauthammer article: It's a clever analysis but there is nothing "leveling" about his behavior with the Saudi king.

His back and neck were level with the floor.

277 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:49:06am

re: #275 MandyManners

IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

What an insufferable toddler!

Morning MM.

278 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:50:07am

re: #276 MandyManners

His back and neck were level with the floor.

Very unbecoming. What an embarrassment.

279 summergurl  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:51:24am

re: #268 Jim in Virginia

Krauthammer: Obama's real agenda- Fairness through leveling.
Read it all.


Once again, a brilliant column by Krauthammer

280 summergurl  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:51:56am

Morning Goddess,

Morning Mandy

281 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:53:05am

{summergurl}

282 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:53:54am

re: #277 Erik The Red

Morning MM.

How's life with you?

283 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:56:54am

re: #282 MandyManners

How's life with you?

Good Thanks. Very busy tying up loose ends here. Will be hectic for the next month or 2 and then it just gets more insane when I get back to the US.

284 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:57:20am

re: #278 UncleRancher

Very unbecoming. What an embarrassment.

Just one more anti-American action. It was bad enough that he bowed his head to Queen Elizabeth but, to give the full bow to King Abdullah is incomprehensible.

285 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:58:12am

re: #283 Erik The Red

Will your kids have any kind of hassle transferring their grades to a school in Florida?

286 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:59:55am

Morning Lizards. I woke up early, could not sleep bad dreams.

287 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:02:00am

re: #286 Afrocity

Morning Lizards. I woke up early, could not sleep bad dreams.

Me too.
mal⋅fea⋅sance
   /mælˈfizəns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [mal-fee-zuhns]
–noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used esp. of an act in violation of a public trust). Compare misfeasance (def. 2), nonfeasance.

288 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:02:23am

re: #286 Afrocity

I dreamed I was riding with Bernadine Dohrn and when I realized she had a bomb, I jumped out of the car and threw it. Then, I ran off and called the cops. I saved a bunch of moonbats at a festival.

289 summergurl  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:03:18am

re: #287 UncleRancher


Morning -

No bad dreams - just crazy squirrels racing back and forth over the roof.

290 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:04:33am

re: #285 MandyManners

Will your kids have any kind of hassle transferring their grades to a school in Florida?

I don't think so. We went to some public and Catholic schools when we were there in November 2007. We took reports with us. Their math, writing and reading skills are good. I am a little worried about American History though. The finished their first term today and will not be going back to school until they start in August over there. The will have a tutor for math,reading and Spanish for the next two months.

They are going to drive my wife, and my wallet mad.

291 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:05:20am

re: #288 MandyManners

I dreamed I was riding with Bernadine Dohrn and when I realized she had a bomb, I jumped out of the car and threw it. Then, I ran off and called the cops. I saved a bunch of moonbats at a festival.

That is scary, considering she lives within a short drive from me.

292 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:07:31am

re: #290 Erik The Red

The problem with American History is it keeps changing every time some moonbat writes a new book. I tell my kids to respond to their history teachers with first, 'which version do you want to hear?'

293 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:08:41am

re: #290 Erik The Red

I don't think so. We went to some public and Catholic schools when we were there in November 2007. We took reports with us. Their math, writing and reading skills are good. I am a little worried about American History though. The finished their first term today and will not be going back to school until they start in August over there. The will have a tutor for math,reading and Spanish for the next two months.

They are going to drive my wife, and my wallet mad.

Have you considered picking up some age-appropriate books on American history?

294 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:09:44am

re: #291 Afrocity

That is scary, considering she lives within a short drive from me.

I was both amused and alarmed in the dream.

295 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:10:44am

FCBBHO put his hand over his heart during the playing of the National Anthem in Franch. Good for him. I'd have been mortified if he put his hands over his crotch.

296 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:11:52am

re: #293 MandyManners

Have you considered picking up some age-appropriate books on American history?

We have got some very basic stuff. They are learning all the state names,flags, birds etc. I have ordered a computer program that should at least give them the basics. My US History is shocking. I know more about World history than I do about the country of my birth.

297 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:13:40am

re: #296 Erik The Red

I think the history of major inventions is interesting and it also has the advantage of being well documented and nonpolitical.

298 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:17:22am

Standing there...arms crossed...watching coffeemaker....

Slow little piece of junk...

C'mon!

299 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:18:36am

re: #295 MandyManners

They do love Michael Jackson over there...

"Hee hee!"
-Michael Jackson

300 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:19:08am

re: #296 Erik The Red

We have got some very basic stuff. They are learning all the state names,flags, birds etc. I have ordered a computer program that should at least give them the basics. My US History is shocking. I know more about World history than I do about the country of my birth.

Two good books to boost your knowledge of US history:
The Glorious Cause by Robert Middlekauf (US Revolution era)
Battle Cry of Freedom by James McPherson (US Civil War era)

301 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:19:46am

re: #296 Erik The Red

We have got some very basic stuff. They are learning all the state names,flags, birds etc. I have ordered a computer program that should at least give them the basics. My US History is shocking. I know more about World history than I do about the country of my birth.

My American history book in that class was woefully inadequate. It basically ignored the civil rights movement and the Viet Nam war. And, it was very old. The class was taught by one of the football coaches. Same with my state's history class except that the text was even older.

302 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:20:06am

re: #300 Leonidas Hoplite

Two good books to boost your knowledge of US history:
The Glorious Cause by Robert Middlekauf (US Revolution era)
Battle Cry of Freedom by James McPherson (US Civil War era)

Sweet! I got comment number 300!

303 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:20:16am

re: #299 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

They do love Michael Jackson over there...

"Hee hee!"
-Michael Jackson

And, Jerry Lewis so they're not too bad.

304 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:20:33am

re: #300 Leonidas Hoplite

Two good books to boost your knowledge of US history:
The Glorious Cause by Robert Middlekauf (US Revolution era)
Battle Cry of Freedom by James McPherson (US Civil War era)

Thanks book marked

305 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:21:51am

re: #304 Erik The Red

Thanks book marked

Your welcome - I hope you enjoy them!

306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:22:57am

ERIC! GET THE KIDS THE SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK VIDEOS!

307 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:23:26am

re: #306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

ERIC! GET THE KIDS THE SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK VIDEOS!

I'm just a bill...

308 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:23:39am

re: #306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I forgot to inquire the age of the kids.

309 3 wood  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:23:41am

Good morning.

Look for the market to open up this morning as the market continues to react positively to the changing of the "mark to market" rules, as I had been advocating for for the last 6 months.

Next, we need the uptick rule to cut down on manufactured bear raids in the market.

I see where Obama was well received by the G20, cause he blamed the US for everything and got laughed at for his request to have everyone put 2% of GDP into a fund for international bail outs. Most of those countries like to see a weak US President, and we sure have one now.

Gee, I sure miss President Reagan.

310 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:25:21am

re: #306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

ERIC! GET THE KIDS THE SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK VIDEOS!

They have them already. LOL. I just they would watch them more than that damn Hanna Montana. :(

311 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:26:03am

McGlowan is great. She eviscerates any Democrat appearing with her on Fox. I remember how another Conservative put his hand on her arm a few weeks ago when she was so forceful that it looked like she was gonna' jump all over this one dumb Liberal. I think it was the day she wore that red dress with knee-high black boots.

312 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:28:16am

re: #311 MandyManners

rowr...

313 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:28:49am

Boy..anyone listening to Obama in French press conference? He is bumbling his way through it....if Bush spook like that , there would be no end to the criticism.

314 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:30:38am

re: #311 MandyManners
what does she have on today? It looks a little short....uh, to say the least!

315 3 wood  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:31:13am

Mortgage rates are at a record low:

Bernanke Easing Mortgage Rates for Consumer-Driven Rebound

April 3 (Bloomberg) -- U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is delivering what he promised five months ago, record- low mortgage rates and a refinancing boom that’s putting cash in consumers’ pockets.

Fixed 30-year mortgage rates fell to a record low for the second consecutive week last week, hitting 4.78 percent, Freddie Mac said yesterday in a statement. The rates are the lowest in records dating to 1971, and come after Bernanke told Congress in November that helping the most creditworthy borrowers was essential to reviving the economy.

Mortgage applications in the U.S. rose for the fourth straight week last week as a decline in borrowing costs spurred homeowners to refinance, while purchases of new houses unexpectedly rose in February. The Fed’s effort to bring down fixed rates may give consumers as much as $25 billion, said Mark Zandi, chief economist of Moody’s Economy.com.

“It certainly gives further fuel to consumer spending,” said Nicolas Retsinas, director of Harvard University’s Joint Center for Housing Studies in Cambridge, Massachusetts. “It puts more money into circulation.”

On the other hand, look for unemployment to rise further as probably the largest yet monthly unemployment numbers are released for March later today.

Look for an immediate sell off in the market in response. The key will be if the market then bounces back or not before the end of the day.

316 summergurl  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:32:45am

re: #298 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Standing there...arms crossed...watching coffeemaker....

Slow little piece of junk...

C'mon!


You need to cave in and by one with a timer - I set mine up the night before and it goes off at 4 AM.

It is a Cuisanart 12 cup stainless steel carafe - that thing keeps coffee hot all day.

It's a piece of art.

317 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:33:14am

re: #313 Beach Lover

Boy..anyone listening to Obama in French press conference? He is bumbling his way through it....if Bush spook like that , there would be no end to the criticism.

I listened briefly and was struck by the platitudes.

318 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:33:43am

re: #314 Beach Lover

what does she have on today? It looks a little short....uh, to say the least!

They keep cutting out to cover FCBBHO.

319 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:36:15am

re: #314 Beach Lover

what does she have on today? It looks a little short....uh, to say the least!

Oh, wow. Yes, it is short.

320 summergurl  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:36:34am

re: #311 MandyManners

McGlowan is great. She eviscerates any Democrat appearing with her on Fox. I remember how another Conservative put his hand on her arm a few weeks ago when she was so forceful that it looked like she was gonna' jump all over this one dumb Liberal. I think it was the day she wore that red dress with knee-high black boots.

Her skirt is riding up high this AM

321 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:36:55am

March payrolls

"Most components of the breakdown should look fairly similar to February. Construction may see a deeper loss with weather less supportive, but job losses in business and professional are unlikely to match a very steep February fall. Government should rise by 5,000, leaving the private sector down 640,000.

322 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:38:31am

I love the shot of Hilary just now ...... all slumped and dowdy looking.
*meow

323 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:48:54am

I just received a email that said today is International Cleavage Day. Is this true?

324 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:48:56am

re: #316 summergurl

Oh, got one of those timer thingies. Just not in my hotel. But the coffee is gooooood this morning.

325 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:49:19am

re: #323 Erik The Red

I just received a email that said today is International Cleavage Day. Is this true?

YES!

326 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:49:25am

re: #323 Erik The Red

I just received a email that said today is International Cleavage Day. Is this true?

I thought every day is International Cleavage Day...

327 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:51:21am

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Upon A Time?"
And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin
with 'If Elected I promise...'"

328 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:54:19am

With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when
we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.",
She explained. The Mother Indian paused for a moment then
asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

329 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:55:08am

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering.
"I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!"

330 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:55:47am

re: #323 Erik The Red

I just received a email that said today is International Cleavage Day. Is this true?

Yes.

331 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:56:59am
332 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:58:35am

re: #330 MandyManners

Yes.

Thanks MM. Trust the ladies to feed our boyish fantasies.

333 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:59:41am

via Instapundit

Military strained by Obama trip

President Obama's European visit this week has strained Air Force heavy-airlift capabilities and obliged the military to hire more foreign contractors to help resupply U.S. and allied forces in Afghanistan, according to military sources.

The large delegation traveling with the president in Europe required moving several transports, including jumbo C-5s and C-17s, from sorties ferrying supplies to Afghanistan to European bases for the presidential visit, said two military officials familiar with the issue. They spoke on the condition of anonymity to avoid any misunderstanding with White House officials.

334 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:01:24am

Greasy joe, taking credit for something Bush did before.

335 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:02:03am

re: #333 Leonidas Hoplite

not true according to white house spokesman avanti.

336 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:03:17am

re: #331 taxfreekiller

My co-worker and I are going to one of two in va here, can't decide which yet.

337 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:03:22am
338 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:05:23am

How many autographs did FCBBHO sign? Why is he doing a town-hall meeting in Strasbourg?

A bathroom I can play baseball in.


[Link: video.aol.com...]

339 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:06:18am

Oh,,,save us from Geraldo! He is on F&F spouting how wonderful Obama is how the euros love him and Meeshell and that "what a difference a President makes"!

I want to puke!

340 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:06:54am

re: #333 Leonidas Hoplite

via Instapundit

Military strained by Obama trip

They spoke on the condition of anonymity to avoid any misunderstanding with White House officials. getting their chops busted for telling the truth about that narcissist, FCBBHO.

341 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:07:25am

re: #339 Beach Lover

Oh,,,save us from Geraldo! He is on F&F spouting how wonderful Obama is how the euros love him and Meeshell and that "what a difference a President makes"!

I want to puke!

I hit MUTE.

342 razorbacker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:07:29am

re: #333 Leonidas Hoplite

via Instapundit

Military strained by Obama trip

I'm not so devastated as some by this news. So it takes 500 hangers-on, backslappers, pols, fixers, and various community organizers to keep the Obamanation from appearing to be a bunch of third-rate rubes? So what?

From reports they should have taken another 500 or so.

If the Air Force is strained by this, buy more planes. Ask Barney Frank for the money; he is used to dealing with large sums with no oversight. He should be able to buy a couple of heavy-lift airframes from petty cash.

343 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:08:57am

It's not hard to be loved if you give them everything and ask for nothing in return! that's not leadership.

344 razorbacker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:09:12am

re: #341 MandyManners

I hit MUTE.

The man hit his prime opening Capone's vault.

345 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:09:15am

Dems Failure to Fast Track Cap-And-Trade a Terrific Omen

Yesterday, a genuine bi-partisan coalition (twenty-six Democrats and forty-one Republicans) denied cap-and-trade legislation a filibuster-and-amendment-proof path through the Senate. The move effectively prevents overzealous legislators the likes of Boxer and Waxman from turning their paranoid green dreams of citizen-control into law by circumventing Senate procedures.


And while I probably wouldn’t have your eyes on loan if you thought that anything less than good news – it’s actually nothing short of tremendous news.

SNIP

346 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:10:25am
347 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:12:02am

re: #342 razorbacker

I'm not so devastated as some by this news. So it takes 500 hangers-on, backslappers, pols, fixers, and various community organizers to keep the Obamanation from appearing to be a bunch of third-rate rubes? So what?

From reports they should have taken another 500 or so.

If the Air Force is strained by this, buy more planes. Ask Barney Frank for the money; he is used to dealing with large sums with no oversight. He should be able to buy a couple of heavy-lift airframes from petty cash.

I'm all for the US Air Force having greater airlift capacity. However, it takes time to order up and deliver new C-17s.

If he is calling on us to sacrifice in the present with higher levels of taxation, and in the future with unprecedented levels of deficit spending and debt, then shouldn't he sacrifice as well?

Our troops in the field should be our first priority.

348 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:12:56am
349 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:13:20am

Hey..I got an idea! Lets let em have him if they love him so much!

350 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:13:59am
351 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:14:24am

More NYTimes propaganda

Not only does bibi have to fend off terrorists, he also has to with the media. He's up to the task though.

352 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:16:08am
353 razorbacker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:16:13am

re: #347 Leonidas Hoplite

I'm all for the US Air Force having greater airlift capacity. However, it takes time to order up and deliver new C-17s.

If he is calling on us to sacrifice in the present with higher levels of taxation, and in the future with unprecedented levels of deficit spending and debt, then shouldn't he sacrifice as well?

Our troops in the field should be our first priority.

Hello?!? He only took 500 people with him!

Have you a heart of stone?

My position is, if carrying 500 assorted boobs, rubes, stumble-bums, and other Democrat pols stretches the Air Force, then more planes must be had.

Gonna need some more planes to satisfy Pelosi, anyway.

354 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:17:44am

re: #353 razorbacker

but,but,but...she is wearing J Crew!

355 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:18:49am

re: #344 razorbacker

The man hit his prime opening Capone's vault.

I'd always been able to take him or leave him but, his attack on Malkin did him in for me. Fucking punk.

356 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:19:38am

How much would the French take if we were to get them to keep him?

357 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:19:41am

well at least he has his TelePrompTers with him...may save us a little embarrassment

358 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:19:55am

re: #356 MandyManners

How much would the French take if we were to get them to keep him?

FCBBHO, that is.

359 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:20:39am

re: #356 MandyManners
I dont know, but I'd chip in a little :-)

360 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:21:17am

re: #359 Beach Lover

I dont know, but I'd chip in a little :-)

I will donate a gallon or two.

361 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:24:11am

How does one say "tingle" in French?

362 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:25:31am

" plenty of blame to go around, and the US shares it's ......llooooong pause...uh....blame".
wonder what happened?! did the teleprompter freeze or did he change the speech?

363 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:26:54am

re: #361 MandyManners

How does one say "tingle" in French?

picoter?

364 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:27:15am

bbl

365 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:27:27am

re: #361 MandyManners

jeankerry

366 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:27:43am

re: #364 MandyManners

bbl

Bye MM

367 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:27:53am

this is the first speech for his "new world leader campaign"

368 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:29:08am

re: #361 MandyManners

How does one say "tingle" in French?

44 est pos inutile et ne devrait pas être le Président de la bibliothèque locale.

369 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:30:00am

Lonely, pathetic has been.

370 razorbacker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:30:39am

I'm out and about, folks.

Play nice.

BTW, the History Channel is detailing the danger of poisonous vipers. Or you can swith over to Fox News for first-hand experience.

371 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:31:00am

re: #369 rightside

Lonely, pathetic has been.

She has to replace Guy with a new toy.

372 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:31:11am

wow! He actually told them America is not to blame for everything that is wrong in the world! (wont get any love out of that one)

373 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:32:18am

re: #371 Erik The Red


a 20-something jesus, as I understand it.

374 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:32:51am

re: #373 rightside

a 20-something jesus, as I understand it.

What A Rod to old?

375 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:33:57am

re: #374 Erik The Red

apparently his steroid use made his....bat limp.

376 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:34:54am

Good news for us, bad news for dentists.

Of course, we'll still need dentists. But this changes everything.

377 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:36:52am

This morning's photo. Lord help us.

378 lurking faith  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:38:05am

Good morning, LGF!

I just thought I'd swing by with some coffee - I have to run away in a few minutes.

379 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:38:42am

re: #377 FrogMarch

This morning's photo. Lord help us.

Laugh or cry, laugh or cry....

380 lurking faith  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:39:22am

re: #377 FrogMarch

Please tell me that's Photoshopped.

381 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:39:36am

re: #378 lurking faith

morning.

382 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:40:01am

re: #377 FrogMarch

This morning's photo. Lord help us.

The three stooges

383 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:40:53am

re: #377 FrogMarch

This morning's photo. Lord help us.

44 bring absolutely no dignity to the USA.

Hey 44 you are POTUS/TOTUS. Not some fucking frat house brother.

384 GGMac  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:41:03am

Scolder-in-chief flapping his gums in Fraaaance:

paraphrased: Of course everyone here has been hating America, but you don't have to hate America anymore - I, the obammunist, am in charge.

/spit

385 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:42:02am

During the the Prez's speech in fwance ... he apologized for America's occasional arrogance, then he actually MILDLY rebuked europe for its anti Americanism .... then he paused as if waiting for applause ... it never came.

386 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:42:28am

re: #383 Erik The Red

44 bring absolutely no dignity to the USA.

Hey 44 you are POTUS/TOTUS. Not some fucking frat house brother.

High fives, thumbs up - and later, drinking games.

387 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:43:34am

re: #385 _RememberTonyC

During the the Prez's speech in fwance ... he apologized for America's occasional arrogance, then he actually MILDLY rebuked europe for its anti Americanism .... then he paused as if waiting for applause ... it never came.

Taking a page out of the Clinton "I want it both ways" fence straddling book.

388 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:44:02am

re: #380 lurking faith

Please tell me that's Photoshopped.

I actually don't know.

389 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:44:40am

re: #387 FrogMarch

Taking a page out of the Clinton "I want it both ways" fence straddling book.

was bubba a fence straddler or a face straddler?

390 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:45:57am

re: #389 _RememberTonyC

was bubba a fence straddler or a face straddler?

RTC ... way to early in the morning for that visual ... actually ... any time of the day not good for that visual ... eeewwwwwwww ...

Good Morning Lizards ...

391 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:46:17am

re: #390 JacksonTn

Morning JT.

392 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:47:01am

re: #390 JacksonTn

Sorry dude :)

I apologize ... what time is it OK to go there?

393 avanti  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:47:20am

re: #335 rightside

not true according to white house spokesman avanti.

If it's true, we need a much bigger airlift capacity. If moving 500 people and some vehicles to Europe for the G 20 stains our military, how the hell can we airlift 10's of thousands of troops, tanks and the rest in a emergency ?

394 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:48:05am

re: #392 _RememberTonyC

Sorry dude :)

I apologize ... what time is it OK to go there?

RTC ... not a dude ... FNDT is about only time ... for me ...

395 lurking faith  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:48:58am

re: #392 _RememberTonyC

Sorry dude :)

I apologize ... what time is it OK to go there?


I don't ever want to go there.

Please pass the brain bleach!

396 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:49:14am

re: #389 _RememberTonyC

was bubba a fence straddler or a face straddler?

He liked it both ways.

397 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:49:24am

re: #394 JacksonTn

RTC ... not a dude ... FNDT is about only time ... for me ...


My apologies once again ... I will remember next time!

398 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:49:45am

re: #377 FrogMarch

This morning's photo. Lord help us.


He's contagious. He makes EVERYBODY look like an idiot.

399 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:50:55am

re: #396 FrogMarch

He liked it both ways.


that runs in his marriage ...

400 lurking faith  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:51:21am

OK, my time's up for now. But I just thought I'd mention that Drudge has posted an image of the cover of The Sun that I thought was amusing.
[Link: www.drudgereport.com...]

401 avanti  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:52:09am

re: #377 FrogMarch

This morning's photo. Lord help us.

Damn, I love the picture, the USA is now the cool, popular country once again.

402 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:52:39am

I'm listening to this asswipe President... Nice to see that he's knocking America on foreign soil again...

Says that we don't have the moral authority to tell the Norks and Iran to back down on nukes while we have them...

Europe has done it right with uni healthcare...

War comes about because of poverty... Globalization will help bring people out of poverty...

I really can't stand this guy... And I must delete more...

403 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:53:20am

re: #400 lurking faith

OK, my time's up for now. But I just thought I'd mention that Drudge has posted an image of the cover of The Sun that I thought was amusing.
[Link: www.drudgereport.com...]

Wow ... which one? ... there were too many on the page to choose ... they are all a joke ... who said frat guys ... that is so accurate ... good for Bruni for backing away from Obamas kiss ...

404 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:54:50am

re: #401 avanti

Damn, I love the picture, the USA is now the cool, popular country once again.

That statement right there ... makes me want to vomit ... this is not a friggin popularity contest ... you are so in love ...

405 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:55:31am

re: #402 tfc3rid

Yeah, I'm listening to the same thing. Not too smart because I already have a headache. Trashing America on foreign soil----unforgivable with the Dixie Chicks imo, but from the POTUS? just fricking unbelievable.

406 vagabond trader  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:56:48am

re: #401 avanti

Avanti, are you one of those people who would go to Europe and deny being American?

407 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:56:58am

re: #405 VioletTiger

Yeah, I'm listening to the same thing. Not too smart because I already have a headache. Trashing America on foreign soil----unforgivable with the Dixie Chicks imo, but from the POTUS? just fricking unbelievable.

you are brave ... I refuse to listen ... cannot put myself there ... today I am going to try to be more positive ... in my little corner of the world ... let the idiot stay over there ... he seems to like them better anyway ...

408 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:57:37am

re: #405 VioletTiger

Yeah, I'm listening to the same thing. Not too smart because I already have a headache. Trashing America on foreign soil----unforgivable with the Dixie Chicks imo, but from the POTUS? just fricking unbelievable.

I really, really loathe this man...

By the way, did you hear that Botswana is a well-run country...

He's acting as if America has NEVER done a damn thing for anyone...

Fuck you Mr. President...

409 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:58:09am

re: #407 JacksonTn

you are brave ... I refuse to listen ... cannot put myself there ... today I am going to try to be more positive ... in my little corner of the world ... let the idiot stay over there ... he seems to like them better anyway ...

Not when he is basically trashing us on foreign soil...

410 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:59:18am

re: #409 tfc3rid

Not when he is basically trashing us on foreign soil...

Then I suggest he and Biden to airlifted to a remote island somewhere ... Nancy Pelosi will be there to ... give them pedicures ...

411 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:59:31am

re: #403 JacksonTn

Wow ... which one? ... there were too many on the page to choose ... they are all a joke ... who said frat guys ... that is so accurate ... good for Bruni for backing away from Obamas kiss ...

Pelosi looks like she just had electro-shock treatment.

412 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:59:34am

Kenya now....

Called Kenya corrupt...

What about us Mr. President? Do you care?

413 avanti  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:59:59am

re: #404 JacksonTn

That statement right there ... makes me want to vomit ... this is not a friggin popularity contest ... you are so in love ...

I see no problem with the world liking our POTUS. Like their policies or not, Kennedy, and Reagan were popular and respected around the world.

414 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:00:03am

re: #401 avanti

Damn, I love the picture, the USA is now the cool, popular country once again.

LOL. riiight. That photo looks like it was taken for Tiger Beat or Vanity Fair magazine.

415 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:00:06am

re: #411 Wishing

Pelosi looks like she just had electro-shock treatment.

She always does to me LOL

416 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:00:10am

re: #409 tfc3rid

Not when he is basically trashing us on foreign soil...


Are you hearing this? I may break my TV.

417 snowcrash  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:00:26am

re: #401 avanti
That is not cool. That is frat boy stupid. You know that. You are nothing but a paid minder to troll this site.

418 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:00:28am

Question Lizards. I have put Avanti on my permanent GAZE list. Is it wrong if I still continue you ding down his really bonehead comments?

419 summergurl  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:00:29am

re: #398 VioletTiger

He's contagious. He makes EVERYBODY look like an idiot.

Had to upding you on that one Violet- had the same observation - what happened to a little dignity?

It is an obamanation.

420 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:00:52am

re: #400 lurking faith

OK, my time's up for now. But I just thought I'd mention that Drudge has posted an image of the cover of The Sun that I thought was amusing.
[Link: www.drudgereport.com...]

Embarrassing

421 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:00:58am

re: #413 avanti

I see no problem with the world liking our POTUS. Like their policies or not, Kennedy, and Reagan were popular and respected around the world.

I don't care if he liked or respected I don't want the President of the United States to pander...

422 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:01:21am

re: #411 Wishing

Pelosi looks like she just had electro-shock treatment.

Isn't that a scary pic?
It reflects the person, though doesn't it?

423 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:01:49am

re: #421 tfc3rid

I don't care if he liked or respected I don't want the President of the United States to pander...

Kiss Arse

FTFY

424 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:01:52am

re: #413 avanti

I see no problem with the world liking our POTUS. Like their policies or not, Kennedy, and Reagan were popular and respected around the world.

The part about your statement that I really object to ... is when you say ...

"we are cool ... and popular again ..."

Avanti ... I always thought this country was great ... you obviously lost that feeling sometime and you act like you only got it back when The One came along ... I respect your service in the Navy ... that is all ...

425 snowcrash  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:02:08am

re: #418 Erik The Red
That is it for me too. His comments are nothing more than daily talking points and knee jerk defense of Obama. I will do the same down ding. He insults us all.

426 vagabond trader  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:02:09am

re: #415 rightside

Hey rightside, don't knock it; heard that that it enhances the botox experience.

427 avanti  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:03:31am

re: #406 vagabond trader

Avanti, are you one of those people who would go to Europe and deny being American?

Nope, although now, I'd be more likely to get a free beer.

428 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:03:35am

re: #413 avanti

I see no problem with the world liking our POTUS. Like their policies or not, Kennedy, and Reagan were popular and respected around the world.

Kennedy and Reagan stood up to communism, which is evil. barry has no testicular fortitude at all, and is an apologist like you. We spread freedom. They spread misery and death. See any difference?

Let me also ask you, if the Norks or Iranians use a nuke on someone, will it matter to you, just as long as we're cool?

429 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:04:28am

re: #426 vagabond trader

*shiver me timbers* that gives me a vision from hell!

430 vagabond trader  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:05:11am

re: #427 avanti

Glad to hear the former, seriously doubt the latter. Socialists are notoriously cheap with their beer money.

431 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:05:11am

re: #427 avanti

Nope, although now, I'd be more likely to get a free beer.

This is it, right here, avanti. You are ALL about *what's in it for me*. You sicken me, you freaking traitorous leech.

432 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:05:30am

It's not that I object to other people liking out POTUS. I don't even object to him reaching out to others. But as somebody already said above, it's the PANDERING that I hate. It's one thing to do it in the campaign, but quite another to do as POTUS. Less than 100 days and he has already diminished his office.

433 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:07:29am

Ooooooo, Obama repeating his threat to send a strongly worded letter to NK.

Hey, I send strongly worded letters. I expect my POTUS to have a bit more ammunition.

434 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:07:48am

I wish Avanti would finally say something that would get him the stick. I am so tired of him, that when he starts to post I just want to go away and take deep breaths.

435 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:08:11am

re: #432 VioletTiger

It's not that I object to other people liking out POTUS. I don't even object to him reaching out to others. But as somebody already said above, it's the PANDERING that I hate. It's one thing to do it in the campaign, but quite another to do as POTUS. Less than 100 days and he has already diminished his office.

Indeed. I'm not into the phony cardboard facade. This administration is sooo hollywood. If Hillary delivers a re-set button and if Obama delivers a nice sounding fence straddling speech, suddenly everything in the world is OK. Just like in the movies.

436 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:09:34am

re: #432 VioletTiger

re: #435 FrogMarch

Being in constant campaign mode does that to a person. Have to keep those high approval ratings doncha' know

Meanwhile, the centrifuges are still whirling, and the fuel is still filling....

But that's ok, because we're cool again!

437 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:10:04am

I wonder if Obama realizes how familiar his words on NK sound a little like Bush's when he talked about Iran before the war.

438 avanti  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:10:09am

re: #424 JacksonTn

The part about your statement that I really object to ... is when you say ...

"we are cool ... and popular again ..."

Avanti ... I always thought this country was great ... you obviously lost that feeling sometime and you act like you only got it back when The One came along ... I respect your service in the Navy ... that is all ...

You read something in my comment that was not stated. I've always thought my country was great, even when many around the world disagreed. It hurt me to see our POTUS booed and disrespected for the last eight years. It's great to see the world love my country again the way I do. If you have a problem with that, so be it.

439 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:10:29am

re: #435 FrogMarch

Indeed. I'm not into the phony cardboard facade. This administration is sooo hollywood. If Hillary delivers a re-set button and if Obama delivers a nice sounding fence straddling speech, suddenly everything in the world is OK. Just like in the movies.


PIMF that was weird.

Meanwhile, the centrifuges are still whirling, and the fuel is still filling....

But that's ok, because we're cool again!

440 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:10:59am

re: #438 avanti

You read something in my comment that was not stated. I've always thought my country was great, even when many around the world disagreed. It hurt me to see our POTUS booed and disrespected for the last eight years. It's great to see the world love my country again the way I do. If you have a problem with that, so be it.

Jackass, plain and simple. I join the GAZE squad.

441 Erik The Red  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:11:05am

Later Lizards. Going home via the pub. Great cricket and rugby on tonight. May see you later if IRON FIST RULE in not in effect.

442 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:11:58am

re: #427 avanti

re: #406 vagabond trader

"Avanti, are you one of those people who would go to Europe and deny being American?"

Nope, although now, I'd be more likely to get a free beer.

Well, that's what it's all about.

/////

443 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:12:04am

Good morning Lizards! It's going to be a great day. I refuse to let anything sour my mood. It is my first LGF birthday today. At 2:24 pm the door opened and I squeezed in. Thanks Charles. I am celebrating with cupcakes that have green little lizards on them. Yummy!

444 Macker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:12:33am

re: #438 avanti

It all goes back to that little document called the US Constitution. Demo☭rats simply can't get over the fact that it's possible for one guy to have more popular votes than the other fellow, yet lose the Electoral College vote. That is why they want to abolish it.

Good Morning Lizards!

445 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:12:35am

re: #441 Erik The Red

Later Lizards. Going home via the pub. Great cricket and rugby on tonight. May see you later if IRON FIST RULE in not in effect.

ETR ... have a beer for me ... I am still on coffee ... have fun ...

446 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:13:00am

re: #441 Erik The Red

Have a soda for me!

447 vagabond trader  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:13:16am

re: #443 KenJen

What kind of cupcakes if I may ask?

drool.

448 Beach Lover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:13:47am

re: #443 KenJen
Happy hatchday, and watch out for the scales!

449 snowcrash  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:14:28am

This is one of the few comments I favorited. I hope Karmic inquisitor doesn't mind the reprint. He slaps down avanti with flair. [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

450 avanti  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:14:36am

re: #431 Wishing

This is it, right here, avanti. You are ALL about *what's in it for me*. You sicken me, you freaking traitorous leech.

Yea, I'm in it for the free beer for crying out loud. I would have been more likely to get a friendly reception in Europe under Reagan, then Johnson too. I don't see the problem with a popular POTUS.

451 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:15:27am

re: #438 avanti

You read something in my comment that was not stated. I've always thought my country was great, even when many around the world disagreed. It hurt me to see our POTUS booed and disrespected for the last eight years. It's great to see the world love my country again the way I do. If you have a problem with that, so be it.

avanti,

Trust me on this. The world does not love us now. Those who hated us hated us because of who we are. They hate our freedom, and they hate our economic system. They were happy to see the financial crisis. I talked to people from Malaysia, Indonesia and Europe and South America over the last couple years. I travel everywhere. I hear it first hand. They were HAPPY we had troubles and only too happy to say so. Just because there are Europeans out there who think our POTUS is cool, doesn't make it all go away. They hated Bush, but he was just a point of reference for them. Nothing has changed where it counts.

452 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:15:33am

re: #443 KenJen

Good morning Lizards! It's going to be a great day. I refuse to let anything sour my mood. It is my first LGF birthday today. At 2:24 pm the door opened and I squeezed in. Thanks Charles. I am celebrating with cupcakes that have green little lizards on them. Yummy!

Did you say it's your birthday ... cupcakes all around ... where is FBV ... he love cake ...

453 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:16:07am

Morning all.
Anything good going on?

454 badger1970  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:16:20am

re: #439 rightside

Cool as in Fonzi or cool as in 1980's Don Johnson?

Mornin' all.

455 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:16:38am

re: #447 vagabond trader

What kind of cupcakes if I may ask?

drool.


Lemon. I really wanted chocolate but I wanted to share with the dogs.

456 vagabond trader  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:17:10am

re: #455 KenJen

lol,pets first!

457 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:17:25am

re: #455 KenJen

Lemon. I really wanted chocolate but I wanted to share with the dogs.


Happy Lizard day! I can haz cupkak?

458 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:17:54am

perfect example of how it works...tax your state to death and businesses people will get out...including college grads...socialists like Granholm are killing Michican....I hear this all the time from my own kids


[Link: www.detnews.com...]

459 Macker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:18:03am

re: #455 KenJen

Lemon. I really wanted chocolate but I wanted to share with the dogs.

Oh that's right, you can't give chocolate to a dog.

460 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:18:16am

re: #454 badger1970

Fonzi cool, of course...

/heyyyyyyyyy

461 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:19:09am

kt macfarlane on fox ... telling us the norks' plans ...

tick tick tick

462 Macker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:19:21am

re: #458 albusteve

perfect example of how it works...tax your state to death and businesses people will get out...including college grads...socialists like Granholm are killing Michican....I hear this all the time from my own kids

[Link: www.detnews.com...]

I left Meecheegan in 2004 when the economy was bad then. I shake my head at the stupidity of the Unions who control that state and its Illustrious Governor.

463 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:20:34am

Speaking of pets, with Easter approaching, all lizards owned by Cats please remember that Easter Lilies are deadly to cats. Just a nibble or a tiny bit of pollen can kill them. If ingested, you have less than 18 hours to get kitty to the vet for treatment. Death is from acute renal failure.

Please choose tulips if you want Easter flowers.

464 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:20:40am

re: #452 JacksonTn

That song will be stuck in my head all day. Thanks!

465 avanti  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:21:03am

re: #451 VioletTiger

avanti,

Trust me on this. The world does not love us now.
Snip
Just because there are Europeans out there who think our POTUS is cool, doesn't make it all go away. They hated Bush, but he was just a point of reference for them. Nothing has changed where it counts.

You may be correct, only time will tell if popularity will translate to deeds. All other things being equal, I prefer that our POTUS would not be hated by out allies.

466 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:21:10am

re: #434 Erik The Red

I wish Avanti would finally say something that would get him the stick. I am so tired of him, that when he starts to post I just want to go away and take deep breaths.

you sound obssesed....it's just a blog

467 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:22:13am

along with Judd Gregg, the only new Repub face/name I'm impressed with is this guy:

[Link: www.house.gov...]


alternate ideas are needed ... and he's "representing."

468 Macker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:22:16am

re: #466 albusteve

There are times I wish Charles could implement an "ignore" function.

469 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:22:38am

re: #462 Macker

I left Meecheegan in 2004 when the economy was bad then. I shake my head at the stupidity of the Unions who control that state and its Illustrious Governor.

I left in 03...my daughter is in GR but my boy is in FL and will never go back to live

470 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:23:51am

re: #465 avanti

Being popular is the easiest thing in the world. Just don't stand for anything and nobody has any reason to object to you.
Make tough decisions and hold firm to your principles and you're bound to be "hated" by a whole slew of people. I'm sure Barry will be popular in Europe for a long, long time.

471 Macker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:25:03am

re: #469 albusteve

I left in 03...my daughter is in GR but my boy is in FL and will never go back to live

My fiancée is in GR, and is getting her house and affairs in order to move out here with me...after we get married in September back in South Haven (about 50 miles SW of GR). She is also tired of shoveling snow and bullshit.

472 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:25:10am

re: #434 Erik The Red

even with the plants on this board, the discourse is civil and "self moderated" for the most part. if you really want to "throw down" with slimeballs, try the ABCNews.com "politics" message board. That is truly slumming.

473 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:26:27am

Good morning Lizards - I think I might be coming down with a bug, so no one kiss me.

474 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:26:47am

re: #470 Lincolntf

Well said. That's the heart of the matter. Will he be able to stand up for something if it means he will be unpopular? I doubt it.

475 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:26:49am

re: #462 Macker


Heh. It's not just Michigan. Every state under democrat control is foundering in an ocean of red ink. Even DC has an $800 million deficit!

476 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:26:50am

re: #439 rightside


Meanwhile, the centrifuges are still whirling, and the fuel is still filling....

But that's ok, because we're cool again!

Yes - we are cool again. *whew*

477 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:27:00am

re: #470 Lincolntf

Being popular is the easiest thing in the world. Just don't stand for anything and nobody has any reason to object to you.
Make tough decisions and hold firm to your principles and you're bound to be "hated" by a whole slew of people. I'm sure Barry will be popular in Europe for a long, long time.

Lincoln ... exactly ... it is like when parents say ... I want to be my child's best friend ... being a parent is having your children not like you sometimes ... you are the one who has to tell them "No" when they want to do things that are not good for them ... it hurts a little when they say they don't like you ... but in the end they will love you more for being strong ... the whole "if it feels good ... do it" ... thing ... way overrated ...

478 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:27:16am

re: #473 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

no problem with that frrom me!

479 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:27:32am

re: #471 Macker

My fiancée is in GR, and is getting her house and affairs in order to move out here with me...after we get married in September back in South Haven (about 50 miles SW of GR). She is also tired of shoveling snow and bullshit.

I grew up outside of Kazoo...spent alot of time in SH :)

480 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:27:42am

re: #473 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Good morning Lizards - I think I might be coming down with a bug, so no one kiss me.

There goes my Friday.

481 jdog29  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:27:54am

I guess it was early Thursday morning when my dog woke me up barking at the moles digging in our yard, or it was a pack of vampires she had successfully ran off by the time I was looking out the window trying to figure out why she was barking.... anyway I turned on the TV and lo and behold President Obama was with G. of the U.K. giving a joint press conference and he made a lot of sense.

His strongest point, I believe, was how people were debating around the margins of what should be done and that is a good thing.

Until Republicans can come up with a clear plan showing the stark philosophical differences between capitalism and the socialistic solutions the Obama administration along with the congress, also controlled by the Socialist Party, is presenting to the American people instead of "arguing around the margins" read "Socialist Lite" the Republicans will remain in exile.

482 Macker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:28:11am

re: #477 JacksonTn

Tell that to my ex-wife....

483 NukeAtomrod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:28:16am

"Should North Korea decide to take this action, we will work with all interested partners in the international community to take appropriate steps to let North Korea know that they cannot threaten the safety and stability of other countries with impunity. In the meantime, I will continue to search for my balls." Reuters quotes Obama from a joint news conference with French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

484 avanti  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:29:09am

re: #434 Erik The Red

I wish Avanti would finally say something that would get him the stick. I am so tired of him, that when he starts to post I just want to go away and take deep breaths.

Tell you what, I'll meet you in the middle. I'm heading to the casino for a day or two and although I'll have the laptop, I'll just lurk.
I had no idea that sharing my opinion that I was happy that our POTUS is popular would be so offensive. See you in a day or so, and sorry I peed in the pool this morning.

485 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:29:50am

re: #484 avanti

Tell you what, I'll meet you in the middle. I'm heading to the casino for a day or two and although I'll have the laptop, I'll just lurk.
I had no idea that sharing my opinion that I was happy that our POTUS is popular would be so offensive. See you in a day or so, and sorry I peed in the pool this morning.

Hope you lose every dime.

486 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:29:59am

re: #481 jdog29

And they should stay there too.

487 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:30:21am

I can relate...I was drunk one time and brushed my teeth with Cortaid


[Link: www.telegraph.co.uk...]

488 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:30:39am

re: #465 avanti

You may be correct, only time will tell if popularity will translate to deeds. All other things being equal, I prefer that our POTUS would not be hated by out allies.

I see you had an extra serving of stupid for breakfast this morning.

489 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:31:33am

re: #473 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Good morning Lizards - I think I might be coming down with a bug, so no one kiss me.

Me----------------------] you.

490 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:32:32am

Good Lawd that was painful to watch. How long was the TOTUS' opening statement anyway?

491 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:32:46am

re: #487 albusteve

I can relate...I was drunk one time and brushed my teeth with Cortaid

Good thing it wasn't preparation H

492 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:33:24am

re: #489 MandyManners

Me----------------------] you.

Let me get a full face-shield from the grinding shop and a dust mask.

Now it's time for a man-hug. C'mere, ya big monkey!

/

Mandy, you need some protective gear? ;)

493 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:33:28am

re: #490 loppyd

Good Lawd that was painful to watch. How long was the TOTUS' opening statement anyway?

He never really stops, he just takes lengthy, thoughtful pauses.

494 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:34:45am

re: #491 rightside

Good thing it wasn't preparation H

Then again, the minty-fresh farts were a nice change.

/

495 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:34:48am

re: #493 rightside

He never really stops, he just takes lengthy, thoughtful pauses.

He looked especially pleased with himself today. That speech was a hybrid of all of his previous biggies. Berlin, Denver, DC.

It's always the same recycled themes.

496 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:35:30am

re: #495 loppyd

He looked especially pleased with himself today. That speech was a hybrid of all of his previous biggies. Berlin, Denver, DC.

It's always the same recycled themes.

Our first GREEN President! I am so proud!

/channeling

497 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:35:33am

My birthday wish? That he would not appear on my TV screen for the rest of thr day.

498 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:36:15am

re: #494 OldLineTexan

LOL

499 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:36:21am

re: #497 loppyd

My birthday wish? That he would not appear on my TV screen for the rest of thr day.

Find the button marked POWER and push it. POOF! No Barack!

500 NukeAtomrod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:36:27am

re: #401 avanti

Damn, I love the picture, the USA is now the cool, popular country once again.

I'd rather be right than cool and popular. Anytime. Anywhere.

501 Spider Mensch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:36:37am

re: #491 rightside

Good thing it wasn't preparation H

reminds me of a line from a comedian, I can't remember who though....

"so I'm reading the tube of preparation h, it says "use only as directed!" in big letters...Like, no shit! what the hell did you think I was going to do? Put it on a Ritz cracker and eat it?"

502 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:37:02am

re: #497 loppyd

Is it your birthday today?

503 jdog29  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:37:05am

re: #489 MandyManners

Me----------------------] you.

I'm just a carrier so I have nothing to fear.

504 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:37:08am

re: #493 rightside

He never really stops, he just takes lengthy, thoughtful pauses.

It's for dramatic effect. President Caesura.

505 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:37:14am

re: #495 loppyd

He looked especially pleased with himself today. That speech was a hybrid of all of his previous biggies. Berlin, Denver, DC.

It's always the same recycled themes.

And look and feels terrible from over here...

Big game tonight Loppy... Mets Red Sox from the Citi... Did you see my pics from last weeks dress rehearsal?

506 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:37:30am

re: #501 Spider Mensch

reminds me of a line from a comedian, I can't remember who though....

"so I'm reading the tube of preparation h, it says "use only as directed!" in big letters...Like, no shit! what the hell did you think I was going to do? Put it on a Ritz cracker and eat it?"

It's good for bedsores, I am told.

507 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:37:36am

re: #496 OldLineTexan

Our first GREEN President! I am so proud!

/channeling

green in more ways than one.

508 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:38:03am

re: #484 avanti

Tell you what, I'll meet you in the middle. I'm heading to the casino for a day or two and although I'll have the laptop, I'll just lurk.
I had no idea that sharing my opinion that I was happy that our POTUS is popular would be so offensive. See you in a day or so, and sorry I peed in the pool this morning.


The bitchy, mean, stupid girls in my high school were popular. Does that mean they would make a great POTUS?

509 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:38:04am

re: #504 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

It's for dramatic effect. President Caesura.

I come to bury Caesura, not to praise him

510 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:38:06am

re: #502 rightside

Is it your birthday today?

Yep.

511 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:38:27am

re: #508 KenJen

The bitchy, mean, stupid girls in my high school were popular. Does that mean they would make a great POTUS?

I'll trade you Barry for any ONE of them.

Really.

512 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:39:03am

re: #510 loppyd

Yep.

Happy Birthday!

513 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:39:21am

re: #505 tfc3rid

And look and feels terrible from over here...

Big game tonight Loppy... Mets Red Sox from the Citi... Did you see my pics from last weeks dress rehearsal?

It's on!

I didn't see - re-post or email please?

514 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:39:37am

re: #512 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Happy Birthday!

Ditto! Many happy returns!

515 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:39:44am

re: #510 loppyd

Yep.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

516 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:40:06am

re: #511 OldLineTexan

I'll trade you Barry for any ONE of them.

Really.

Me too. Stupid and bitchy does not scare me. Barry scares me.

517 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:40:10am

re: #497 loppyd

My birthday wish? That he would not appear on my TV screen for the rest of thr day.


Happy B-day. I can make your wish come true. Dont turn on the T.V. today.

518 snowcrash  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:41:08am

re: #485 Wishing
I'm sure he wont forget to report his winnings in Tax Form W 2G. Big wins can pay 20-28% tax, small wins it honor system.

519 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:41:25am

re: #510 loppyd


Happy Birthday!

/Not even asking how old, I know better!

520 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:41:25am

I think that so many on the left have this hero worship mentality because they were unpopular growing up & despairitly want to be accepted by the "in crowd." I wasn't popular growing up, but I never wanted to to be with the cool kids. They were mostly jerks.

521 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:41:51am

re: #512 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #514 OldLineTexan

re: #515 MandyManners

re: #517 KenJen

Thank you! My brother gave me the day off and I'm still in my PJs.

522 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:42:01am

re: #510 loppyd

Yep.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOPPYD! just a little something ....

523 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:42:20am
524 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:42:25am

re: #519 rightside

Happy Birthday!

/Not even asking how old, I know better!

Thank you!

This is the last year you can ask me. :)

525 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:42:34am

Barry as POTUS:

/bows to Saudi King

Bitchy, stupid high school girl as POTUS:

"Eww, like, who's the old geezer in sheets? He smells like my grandpa! No way, I have to shake his HAND? No! Look, old dude, like, we'll just shop at someone else's oil store, K? Check you never!"

526 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:42:41am

re: #510 loppyd

Yep.


Happy B-day! Hope it's special for you.

527 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:42:54am

Dodd is going down hard....if there is any justice he will be prosected for graft or something...this is huge


[Link: www.businessinsider.com...]

528 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:43:51am

re: #527 albusteve

Dodd is going down hard....if there is any justice he will be prosected for graft or something...this is huge


[Link: www.businessinsider.com...]

His re-election prospects look bleak. :)

529 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:43:57am
530 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:44:10am

re: #523 MandyManners

I had no idea we had the same birthday!

531 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:44:23am

re: #521 loppyd


I'm still in my PJs.

/SHIT! I knew there was something I forgot when I came to work.

Happy Birthday

532 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:45:15am

re: #526 VioletTiger

Happy B-day! Hope it's special for you.

Thank you!

533 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:45:21am

re: #528 VioletTiger

His re-election prospects look bleak. :)

he shouldn't even run...save his money for legal fees

534 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:45:30am

re: #510 loppyd

Happy birthday!
Enjoy some cake.

535 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:45:58am

re: #531 Creeping Eruption

/SHIT! I knew there was something I forgot when I came to work.

Happy Birthday

Thank you!

A lot of Americans look like they are wearing PJs in public these days....

536 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:46:06am

re: #513 loppyd

It's on!

I didn't see - re-post or email please?

Happy Birthday hun!

My link to pics... Citi Field 3-29, 2009

537 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:46:33am
538 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:46:35am

re: #509 OldLineTexan

I come to bury Caesura, not to praise him

The evil that he does will live long after he's out of office.

539 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:46:48am

re: #534 Kosh's Shadow

Happy birthday!
Enjoy some cake.

Thanks, Kosh!

Wish the sun would come out, but this is standard loppy b-day weather!

540 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:47:11am

re: #527 albusteve

Dodd is going down hard....if there is any justice he will be prosected for graft or something...this is huge

[Link: www.businessinsider.com...]

I am genuinely surprised that CT is turning on him.

541 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:47:22am

re: #484 avanti

Tell you what, I'll meet you in the middle. I'm heading to the casino for a day or two...

Have a nice time throwing your money away while trying to take other suckers' money. A casino is Obama's economic policy in action: taking money from one group of people and giving it to another, keeping a cut off the top for the house, while contributing nothing of any value toward real wealth creation.

You really have no concept of the moral consequences of your actions do you?

542 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:47:34am

re: #535 loppyd

Thank you!

A lot of Americans look like they are wearing PJs in public these days....

LOL. I was one of them. I am one of the lucky few who works for someone who simply does not care. I typically wear Jeans and keep a suit on the back of my door. This last week though, I have started to dress business casual.

543 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:48:03am

Cuteness Alert:

[Link: ihasahotdog.com...]

*returning to lurk mode...foul temper warning*

544 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:48:22am

re: #537 MandyManners

I had no idea I share my b-day with so many cool people!

545 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:48:29am

re: #527 albusteve

Dodd is going down hard....if there is any justice he will be prosected for graft or something...this is huge

[Link: www.businessinsider.com...]

If there were any justice in the world, Barney Frank would be going down with him.

546 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:48:47am

re: #543 scottishbuzzsaw

Cuteness Alert:

[Link: ihasahotdog.com...]

*returning to lurk mode...foul temper warning*

/Did the laundry screw up a pleat in your kilt?

547 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:49:02am

re: #545 FrogMarch

Ewww

548 Ford_Prefect  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:49:07am

Good Morning Lizards!

And Happy Birthday Loppy!

549 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:49:16am

Good morning all. Obama speaking in France to a large crowd said some of his usual silly stuff, but he did hit one out of the park.
He scolded Europe for anti Americanism. Surprise.

550 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:49:17am

re: #545 FrogMarch

That's disgusting.

551 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:49:18am

re: #540 Wishing

I am genuinely surprised that CT is turning on him.

if it can happen to Dodd it can happen to Schumer etc....like that

552 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:49:54am

re: #529 MandyManners

"I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin" - Oscar Levant.

553 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:50:03am

re: #551 albusteve

if it can happen to Dodd it can happen to Schumer etc....like that

From your lips....

554 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:50:31am

re: #545 FrogMarch

If there were any justice in the world, Barney Frank would be going down with him.

Please, please, PLEASE do not name BF in a asentence with the phrase "going down".

There is just not enough brain bleach.

555 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:50:35am

re: #541 Kenneth

Have a nice time throwing your money away while trying to take other suckers' money. A casino is Obama's economic policy in action: taking money from one group of people and giving it to another, keeping a cut off the top for the house, while contributing nothing of any value toward real wealth creation.

You really have no concept of the moral consequences of your actions do you?

"Smithers, I've found the perfect business! People walk in, empty their pockets & scuttle off!"
- Mr. Burns

556 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:51:01am

re: #541 Kenneth

Have a nice time throwing your money away while trying to take other suckers' money. A casino is Obama's economic policy in action: taking money from one group of people and giving it to another, keeping a cut off the top for the house, while contributing nothing of any value toward real wealth creation.

You really have no concept of the moral consequences of your actions do you?

I love casinos and gambling...I don't see it as immoral at all

557 badger1970  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:51:47am

re: #471 Macker

For the last couple years I've been dropping big hints to my retired parents (living in WI). The snow, taxes, Doyle, big blood sucking mosquitoes, Illinois summer invasion and the cesspools of Milwaukee and Madison I thought would drive them down here in Texas. Nope, must be their Hollander blood.

558 snowcrash  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:51:51am

re: #524 loppyd
Happy Birthday!

559 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:52:09am

re: #542 Creeping Eruption

LOL. I was one of them. I am one of the lucky few who works for someone who simply does not care. I typically wear Jeans and keep a suit on the back of my door. This last week though, I have started to dress business casual.

I can wear whatever I want unless we have clients coming in. It's nice, but there are days I go for the more professional look just 'cause.

What prompted you to change?

560 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:52:10am

re: #544 loppyd

I had no idea I share my b-day with so many cool people!

Craig T. Nelson and Robert Downey are two more off the top of my head.

561 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:52:13am

Has everybody purchased their Chia Obama? I like to polish it with my ShamWow, while wearing my Snuggie. Hey, helps me forget the economy.

562 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:52:54am

re: #558 snowcrash

Happy Birthday!

Thank you!

I like cupcakes better than regular cake!

563 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:53:03am

re: #561 opnion

Has everybody purchased their Chia Obama? I like to polish it with my ShamWow, while wearing my Snuggie. Hey, helps me forget the economy.

I'm just trying to recover from the tongue wound I received using my SlapChop.

/

564 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:53:20am

re: #543 scottishbuzzsaw

waves to you in a non-threatening, non-foul manner.

565 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:53:30am

re: #560 MandyManners

Craig T. Nelson and Robert Downey are two more off the top of my head.

Add Eddie Murphy to the list.

566 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:53:34am

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

567 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:53:47am

Ire: #560 MandyManners

Craig T. Nelson and Robert Downey are two more off the top of my head.

I share mine with Chester Burrnet

568 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:54:05am

re: #563 OldLineTexan

I'm just trying to recover from the tongue wound I received using my SlapChop.

/

Didn't you read the warning label? "Use only as directed."

569 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:54:20am

re: #563 OldLineTexan

I'm just trying to recover from the tongue wound I received using my SlapChop.

/


I hear ya. THe same thing happened to me. I balme Vince for not warning us, before he got beat up by the hooker.

570 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:54:29am

re: #563 OldLineTexan

You had some interesting posts last night, especially the one about the worm in the Pepto Bismol.

571 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:54:41am

re: #563 OldLineTexan

I'm just trying to recover from the tongue wound I received using my SlapChop.

/

don't try to brush your teeth with it

572 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:54:52am

re: #559 loppyd

I can wear whatever I want unless we have clients coming in. It's nice, but there are days I go for the more professional look just 'cause.

What prompted you to change?

I think I needed an attitude adjustment. Dress more professionally and I will approach my work more professionally? I found I was taking a lot of work home (again, because my boss does not care) instead of just doing it at work. I needed to reset the mental barriers: work at work (and dress like it), play at home (and dress like it).

573 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:54:55am

re: #569 opnion

I hear ya. THe same thing happened to me. I balme Vince for not warning us, before he got beat up by the hooker.

She didn't love his nuts.

574 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:55:09am

re: #561 opnion

Has everybody purchased their Chia Obama? I like to polish it with my ShamWow, while wearing my Snuggie. Hey, helps me forget the economy.


Can you plant cat grass on it? If so, I'm there. Kitties munching on an Obambi head....works for me.

575 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:55:19am

Alec Baldwin, too.

576 Digital Display  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:55:25am

Good Morning Lizards! How is everyone this fine day?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOPPYD!
/How does it feel to finally be old enough to go into a bar?

577 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:55:31am

re: #566 Alouette

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

President Barack Obama (R), and French President Nicolas Sarkozy (C, front) speak during the NATO summit arrival ceremony at the the Palais Rohan on April 3, 2009 in Strasbourg.

Ha! My grandmother was a Rohan!

578 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:55:47am

re: #556 albusteve

Re-read my comment again and this time think about it.

Casinos rob suckers. They generate zero wealth. Gambling addictions destroy families. Organized crime is heavily involved in most casinos.

Remind me, what positive contribution do casinos make?

579 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:56:36am

re: #572 Creeping Eruption

I think I needed an attitude adjustment. Dress more professionally and I will approach my work more professionally? I found I was taking a lot of work home (again, because my boss does not care) instead of just doing it at work. I needed to reset the mental barriers: work at work (and dress like it), play at home (and dress like it).

I suspected that might be your answer. Totally understand.

Look the part, act the part.

580 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:56:40am

re: #566 Alouette

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

Oh my God, this is embarassing. There are so many one liners, but I will control myself.

581 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:56:57am

re: #570 MandyManners

You had some interesting posts last night, especially the one about the worm in the Pepto Bismol.

I was having myself a really good time, wasn't I?

It started as a prank of sorts in connection with "venomx" and his inability to punctuate, etc., so I just rolled out the complete lack of anything but spaces between words. Then it got to be fun. I suppose everyone thinks I was drunk, but I was stone cold sober.

/might be a bad sign, eh? ;)

582 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:56:57am

re: #576 HoosierHoops

Good Morning Lizards! How is everyone this fine day?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOPPYD!
/How does it feel to finally be old enough to go into a bar?

Bless you!

583 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:09am

re: #571 albusteve

ROTFLMAO!

584 Aviator  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:13am

re: #545 FrogMarch

If there were any justice in the world, Barney Frank would be going down with him.

Ick

585 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:19am

re: #578 Kenneth

Re-read my comment again and this time think about it.

Casinos rob suckers. They generate zero wealth. Gambling addictions destroy families. Organized crime is heavily involved in most casinos.

Remind me, what positive contribution do casinos make?

I defy you to find a better place to get an $8.99 lobster buffet.

586 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:33am

re: #564 rightside

waves to you in a non-threatening, non-foul manner.

*waves back while chewing nails and spittin' rivets*

587 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:34am

re: #566 Alouette

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

I'm speechless. The woman has a thing for draperies.
However, they seem to love everything she puts on over there. I don't get it.

588 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:44am

re: #565 loppyd

Add Eddie Murphy to the list.

Happy Brithday, Eddie!

589 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:54am

re: #578 Kenneth

Re-read my comment again and this time think about it.

Casinos rob suckers. They generate zero wealth. Gambling addictions destroy families. Organized crime is heavily involved in most casinos.

Remind me, what positive contribution do casinos make?

they provide jobs and a large tax base...casinos don't rob anybody

590 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:58am

re: #579 loppyd

Look the part, act the part.

Well said.

591 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:57:59am

re: #577 Wishing

President Barack Obama (R), and French President Nicolas Sarkozy (C, front) speak during the NATO summit arrival ceremony at the the Palais Rohan on April 3, 2009 in Strasbourg.

Ha! My grandmother was a Rohan!

Loved you relatives in the "Lord of the Rings" movies!

592 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:06am

re: #566 Alouette

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

She looks like she's wearing a shower curtain.

593 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:17am

Morning lizards

I see the sycophants at Reuters have been hard at work licking Obama's shoes:

Obama offers vision of world without nuclear arms

STRASBOURG, France (Reuters) – U.S. President Barack Obama called for a world without nuclear weapons on Friday after arriving in France for a NATO summit, where he won French endorsement of his new Afghanistan strategy.

Obama, greeted like a hero by the crowds, also reached out to Russia...

All he can offer is a "vision", actually, because the reality is that nukes will proliferate under his watch by quite a bit.

Nice to see a Frenchman working overtime, though. It must be hard to generate this level of propaganda so continuously.

594 SurferDoc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:18am

re: #438 avanti

You read something in my comment that was not stated. I've always thought my country was great, even when many around the world disagreed. It hurt me to see our POTUS booed and disrespected for the last eight years. It's great to see the world love my country again the way I do. If you have a problem with that, so be it.

The World doesn't love your country again. It never has, it never will. To think otherwise is childish. Countries don't have friends, they have common interests. World Opinion is fodder for fools. If we are envied and a little feared, we are far better off than if we are loved.

595 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:21am

re: #567 albusteve

I


I share mine with Chester Burrnet

Who?

596 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:24am

re: #577 Wishing

Rohan? You mean Obama emerged from Mordor and invaded Rohan?

597 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:40am

re: #560 MandyManners

Craig T. Nelson and Robert Downey are two more off the top of my head.


I like Craig T. Nelson. He doesn't seem like the liberal Hollywood type. I loved that T.V. show Coach. That guy who played Luther cracked me up.

598 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:45am

re: #573 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

She didn't love his nuts.

TMI!

/

599 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:56am

re: #591 OldLineTexan

Loved you relatives in the "Lord of the Rings" movies!

Aww never read it, never saw the movies.
Guess I missed out.

600 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:58:56am
601 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:59:01am

re: #575 loppyd

Alec Baldwin, too.

Ah, fuck him, the abusive bastard.

602 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:59:05am

re: #574 VioletTiger

Can you plant cat grass on it? If so, I'm there. Kitties munching on an Obambi head....works for me.

Si se puede, Chia Obama is versitle & all things to all people.

603 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:59:22am

re: #580 opnion

Oh my God, this is embarassing. There are so many one liners, but I will control myself.

Especially imagining what Messrs. Obama & Sarkozy are saying to one another as they point at their wives...

604 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:59:38am

re: #592 loppyd

She looks like she's wearing a shower curtain.

I happen to like that dress. Do you think she'd loan it to me?

/

605 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:59:54am

re: #595 MandyManners

Who?

Howlin Wolf...oh yea

h[Link: www.puremusic.com...]

606 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 6:59:55am

re: #593 godfrey

Morning lizards

I see the sycophants at Reuters have been hard at work licking Obama's shoes:


All he can offer is a "vision", actually, because the reality is that nukes will proliferate under his watch by quite a bit.

Nice to see a Frenchman working overtime, though. It must be hard to generate this level of propaganda so continuously.

As I said above Obama was making thepoint that if we and Russia reduce outr nukes, we then will have the moral authority to telll the Norks and Iranians to stop developing nukes...

What an ass...

607 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:19am

OMG! I also share my b-day with Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills 90210.

Yes, I was a huge 90210 fan. It was on on Thursday nights while I was in college.
We'd watch before we hit the bars.

608 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:28am

re: #566 Alouette

Wow. That is painful. You could put a little text balloon over Michelle's head that says, "Shown up by some skinny a** white b***. Barry is going to pay for this."

609 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:31am

re: #603 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Especially imagining what Messrs. Obama & Sarkozy are saying to one another as they point at their wives...

"Let's ditch these two and go find some Folies Bergiere girls with poor self-esteem"?

610 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:37am

re: #592 loppyd

She looks like she's wearing a shower curtain.

Probably lifted it from the Queen's bathroom.

611 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:51am

re: #595 MandyManners

Who?

HOWLIN' WOLF. My God woman . . . !

612 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:53am

re: #566 Alouette

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

Did she steal some curtains again?

Seriously, she has the money to have her clothes either tailored or even made.

613 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:55am

re: #600 Kenneth

Oh my, doesn't Michelle look proud!

I have that same look on my face when I have to do something terrible, such as getting a tooth pulled.

614 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:57am

re: #587 VioletTiger

I'm speechless. The woman has a thing for draperies.
However, they seem to love everything she puts on over there. I don't get it.

They view the Obamas as kindred spirits, European style Socialists & therefore want to like them.

615 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:01:27am

re: #600 Kenneth

Oh my, doesn't Michelle look proud!

Mme. Sarkozy's dress looks exactly like a recliner I once had ...

616 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:01:52am

re: #578 Kenneth

Re-read my comment again and this time think about it.

Casinos rob suckers. They generate zero wealth. Gambling addictions destroy families. Organized crime is heavily involved in most casinos.

Remind me, what positive contribution do casinos make?

I used to work in downtown Detroit, and the route from the parking structure to my office took me through the lobby of the Greektown Casino. There was something sickening about seeing people at the slot machines at 7:00 A.M.

617 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:01:54am

re: #536 tfc3rid

Thanks! Great pics....road trip may be in my future!

618 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:01:58am

re: #581 OldLineTexan

I was having myself a really good time, wasn't I?

It started as a prank of sorts in connection with "venomx" and his inability to punctuate, etc., so I just rolled out the complete lack of anything but spaces between words. Then it got to be fun. I suppose everyone thinks I was drunk, but I was stone cold sober.

/might be a bad sign, eh? ;)

There was too much order for it to be posted by someone who was drinking.

619 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:02:05am

Michelle could not look less pleased to be there. Can't she at least fake a smile?

620 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:02:25am

re: #603 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Especially imagining what Messrs. Obama & Sarkozy are saying to one another as they point at their wives...

If I was being really nasty I would say that Obama is saying"How much for your woman?", but I won't go there.

621 badger1970  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:02:25am

re: #585 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Joy's gentleman's club in Round Rock TX, next to Dell computers.

622 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:02:34am

re: #589 albusteve

they provide jobs and a large tax base...casinos don't rob anybody

They rob people by fooling people into thinking they can win. The tax base is a tax on the gullible & the addicted. Nothing of value is produced in the activity. The net cost to society is negative.

623 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:02:34am

re: #619 godfrey

Michelle could not look less pleased to be there. Can't she at least fake a smile?

As another Lizard once said, "She doesn't smile - she bares her teeth."

624 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:02:58am

re: #618 MandyManners

Can't put anything past a mother of a boy ... I should've known that.

625 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:03:06am

re: #615 OldLineTexan

Mme. Sarkozy's dress looks exactly like a recliner I once had ...

/I think a lot of people would like to recline her

626 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:03:17am

re: #617 loppyd

Thanks! Great pics....road trip may be in my future!

Give me a holler if you need tix...

627 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:03:22am

re: #592 loppyd

She looks like she's wearing a shower curtain.

Can you imagine trying to take a shower in that bathroom?

628 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:03:34am

re: #601 MandyManners

Ah, fuck him, the abusive bastard.

We Aries are known for our tempers....

He is a dink, but he does make me laugh sometimes.

629 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:03:37am

re: #623 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Ouch.

Obama looks really happy, though. Why shouldn't he be? His idea of heaven is the Perpetual Community Campaign.

630 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:03:47am

re: #623 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

As another Lizard once said, "She doesn't smile - she bares her teeth."

Klingon Mating Rituals 101

631 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:03:54am

re: #620 opnion

If I was being really nasty I would say that Obama is saying"How much for your woman?", but I won't go there.

"Yes, President Obama, your wife certainly does have more 'junk in the trunk' than mine."

632 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:04:04am

re: #622 Kenneth

They rob people by fooling people into thinking they can win. The tax base is a tax on the gullible & the addicted. Nothing of value is produced in the activity. The net cost to society is negative.

you are overly judgemental....think about that

633 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:04:14am

re: #623 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

As another Lizard once said, "She doesn't smile - she bares her teeth."

But Barry smiles like a beauty pagent contestant. Very annoying.

634 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:04:32am

re: #600 Kenneth

Oh my, doesn't Michelle look proud!

If that coat was a solid color instead of having those ugly cabbage roses all over it, it might actually be flattering to First Sasquatch.

Who is WAB's fashion consultant? A secret Republican or a secret Ron Paulian?

635 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:04:34am

re: #597 KenJen

I like Craig T. Nelson. He doesn't seem like the liberal Hollywood type. I loved that T.V. show Coach. That guy who played Luther cracked me up.

I liked him in Poltergeist.

636 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:04:42am

Evidence that Obama's upcoming tax hikes are spooking businesses.

[Link: finance.yahoo.com...]

637 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:05:03am

re: #620 opnion

If I was being really nasty I would say that Obama is saying"How much for your woman?", but I won't go there.

I was thinking more on the lines of . . ."I'll take that one, Nick"

638 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:05:07am

re: #633 opnion

But Barry smiles like a beauty pagent contestant. Very annoying.

That's his "disarm whitey" technique as he explained in his book(s) about himself by Bill Ayers.

639 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:05:24am

re: #627 MandyManners

Can you imagine trying to take a shower in that bathroom?

And I don't care how tall she is she needs to have at least a little kitten heel. Those flats are so freaking DOWDY.

640 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:05:31am

re: #600 Kenneth

Oh my, doesn't Michelle look proud!

Good for her for doing the right thing!

641 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:05:35am

Mme. Sarkozy doesn't look so hot either. She looks like Inspector Gadget.

642 Ford_Prefect  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:05:40am

Idaho Attorney General Lawrence Wasden has a very interesting article on American Thinker today. Federalism and America's Financial Crisis He talks about how the federal government usurpation of the state's rights to govern themselves kept the states from addressing the issue of subprime loans within their own states as early as 2003. As the federal government continues to usurp the rights of the individual states it is increasingly likely that we will see this sort of thing happen again. We need our next President, as well as our Congressional representatives, to be people that understand the importance of federalism and the need for states to be able to govern themselves and protect their own people without the federal government's intrusion.

643 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:05:40am

re: #633 opnion

But Barry smiles like a beauty pagent contestant. Very annoying.

Unfortunately, his speeches are a lot like a beauty pageant contestant's answer to her "how would you change the world?" question.

644 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:03am

re: #629 godfrey

Ouch.

Obama looks really happy, though. Why shouldn't he be? His idea of heaven is the Perpetual Community Campaign.

You nailed it brother.

645 badger1970  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:09am

re: #622 Kenneth

Like state run lotteries?

646 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:16am

re: #634 Alouette

If that coat was a solid color instead of having those ugly cabbage roses all over it, it might actually be flattering to First Sasquatch.

Who is WAB's fashion consultant? A secret Republican or a secret Ron Paulian?

I'm not sure she gets her clothes from J Crew. It might be Domestications.

647 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:32am

re: #641 KenJen

Carla looks great! Beautiful fit.

648 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:35am

re: #631 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

"Yes, President Obama, your wife certainly does have more 'junk in the trunk' than mine."

"Ah Barry, Ze Michelle will not do ze booty bumping in my country, no."

649 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:39am

re: #641 KenJen

Mme. Sarkozy doesn't look so hot either. She looks like Inspector Gadget.

Mme. Sarkozy would look hot even in Michelle's wardrobe.

650 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:47am

re: #639 loppyd

And I don't care how tall she is she needs to have at least a little kitten heel. Those flats are so freaking DOWDY.

I take it back. She is wearing kitten heels today.

651 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:48am

re: #607 loppyd

OMG! I also share my b-day with Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills 90210.

Yes, I was a huge 90210 fan. It was on on Thursday nights while I was in college.
We'd watch before we hit the bars.

Thursday nights were dollar-pitcher nights at Dante's in Seattle's U-District. I loved standing in a crowd of frat rats and pinching a few butts.

652 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:06:59am

re: #566 Alouette

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

They all sure do look grim in those photos.

653 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:07:01am

re: #527 albusteve

Dodd is going down hard....if there is any justice he will be prosected for graft or something...this is huge

[Link: www.businessinsider.com...]

Like father, like son:

Dodd has served in the Senate since 1981, making him the longest serving Senator in the state’s history. His father, Thomas Dodd, was elected to the Senate by Connecticut voters in 1958. He served until 1970 but was censured by the Senate in the late sixties for using political contributions for personal reasons.

654 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:07:23am

re: #646 VioletTiger

I'm not sure she gets her clothes from J Crew. It might be Domestications.

I'd say Wal-Mart, but we all know that Wal-Mart is evil for those on the Left.

655 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:07:35am

re: #653 Ward Cleaver

Next target, Barney Frank. Please.

656 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:07:40am

re: #641 KenJen

Mme. Sarkozy doesn't look so hot either. She looks like Inspector Gadget.

LOL

657 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:07:46am

Good Friday morning all.

658 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:07:48am

re: #626 tfc3rid

Give me a holler if you need tix...

Count on it!

I've been meaning to email you. Will send you note later on.

659 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:07:48am

re: #645 badger1970

Like state run lotteries?

Dave Ramsey calls lottery the 'Stupid Tax'.

660 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:06am

re: #657 Ward Cleaver

Good Friday morning all.

Hi Ward!

661 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:07am

re: #655 godfrey

Next target, Barney Frank. Please.

If there's any justice in the world...

662 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:09am

re: #637 Creeping Eruption

I was thinking more on the lines of . . ."I'll take that one, Nick"

"Hey Sarko, Wanna visit the White House & we'll play swingin couples?"

663 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:21am

UNCLE.

664 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:22am

re: #654 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I'd say Wal-Mart, but we all know that Wal-Mart is evil for those on the Left.

BDM ... I believe Shelley said once she shopped at Target ...

665 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:29am

re: #658 loppyd

Count on it!

I've been meaning to email you. Will send you note later on.

Good deal, look forward to it!

666 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:45am

0bama reiterates support for a two Palestinian state solution
Well, the headline actually says the "Saudi 'peace' initiative", but as that involves Israel, and a Palestinian state, with Israel supposed to take all the Pali "refugees", it would result in two Palestinian states.

US President Barack Obama reiterated his support for the Saudi Mideast peace initiative in a meeting with King Abdullah on Thursday night, the White House said in a statement.


Now, let's see what the Saudi "peace plan" actually says about the "refugees":

Achievement of a just solution to the Palestinian Refugee problem to be agreed upon in accordance with UN General Assembly Resolution 194.


And here is the UN resolution, or the relevant part:


Article 11 reads:

Resolves that the refugees wishing to return to their homes and live at peace with their neighbours should be permitted to do so at the earliest practicable date, and that compensation should be paid for the property of those choosing not to return and for loss of or damage to property which, under principles of international law or in equity, should be made good by the Governments or authorities responsible.


Note only Israel has to take back the refugees. No other country does. So all "refugees" who had homes in Israel get to come back if they want to. And the Arabs aren't going to give them anywhere else do go, are they?
They'll decide to finally shut down all the "refugee camps" and then make them uncomfortable or just throw them out with a one-way ticket to Israel.

667 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:48am

re: #660 loppyd

Hi Ward!

Hi Lopps! I haven't checked in with you in awhile - do you and the BF have a date set yet?

668 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:08:51am

Hiya, Lizard Nation!

How are things?

669 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:09:00am

re: #649 Alouette

Mme. Sarkozy would look hot even in Michelle's wardrobe.

Michelle is the reason the Burqua exists.

670 rightside  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:09:02am

re: #608 godfrey

Wow. That is painful. You could put a little text balloon over Michelle's head that says, "Shown up by some skinny a** white b***. Barry is going to pay for this."

Here you go.

671 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:09:12am

re: #641 KenJen

Mme. Sarkozy doesn't look so hot either. She looks like Inspector Gadget.

Inspector Gidget

672 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:09:40am

re: #651 MandyManners

Thursday nights were dollar-pitcher nights at Dante's in Seattle's U-District. I loved standing in a crowd of frat rats and pinching a few butts.

Hahaha!

Dollar pitchers? We had dollar drafts and that was bad enough for my liver.

673 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:09:50am

re: #594 SurferDoc

The World doesn't love your country again. It never has, it never will. To think otherwise is childish. Countries don't have friends, they have common interests. World Opinion is fodder for fools. If we are envied and a little feared, we are far better off than if we are loved.

Bingo!
What the guy on the street thinks about us does not matter.
It's how governments act toward us that does.

674 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:03am

re: #550 Lincolntf

That's disgusting.

You people have dirty filthy minds. ;-)

675 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:09am

re: #438 avanti

You read something in my comment that was not stated. I've always thought my country was great, even when many around the world disagreed. It hurt me to see our POTUS booed and disrespected for the last eight years. It's great to see the world love my country again the way I do. If you have a problem with that, so be it.

It hurt you so much you voted for the party of the Bush haters? How does that work?

Hating America did not start with George W Bush and it won't end with Obama.

Eventually, we will all hate Obama too

What makes America such an indispensable power is precisely what makes anti-Americanism inevitable

It amuses me that some of those who criticise the present US Administration for its Manichaeism - its division of the world into good and evil - themselves allocate all past badness to Bush and all prospective goodness to Obama. As the ever-improving myth has it, on the morning of September 12, 2001, George W. and America enjoyed the sympathy of the world. This comradeship was destroyed, in a uniquely cavalier (or should we say cowboyish) fashion, through the belligerence, the carelessness, the ideological fixity and the rapacity of that amorphous and useful category of American flawed thinker, the neoconservative. They just threw it away.

But there isn't anything that can't be fixed with a sprinkling of genuine fairy dust. What Bush lost, Obama can find. Where the Texan swaggered, the Chicagoan can glide.

But even if he (Bush) had been a half-Chinese ballet-loving Francophone, he would have been hated by some who should have loved him, for there isn't an American president since Eisenhower who hasn't ended up, at some point or other, being depicted by the world's cartoonists as a cowboy astride a phallic missile.

676 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:11am

re: #653 Ward Cleaver

well what'ya know....that's interesting, maybe it's genetic...these types are criminals and should be busted, not just censured

677 Spider Mensch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:20am

re: #566 Alouette

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

she's wearing a raincoat...right?

678 summergurl  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:30am

re: #437 Beach Lover

I wonder if Obama realizes how familiar his words on NK sound a little like Bush's when he talked about Iran before the war.


Isn't the head of the UN from South Korea? Maybe he educated him on NK - you know, not everyone lives in unicorn land.

679 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:46am

re: #663 MandyManners

UNCLE.

AVUNCULAR.

680 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:48am

re: #667 Ward Cleaver

Hi Lopps! I haven't checked in with you in awhile - do you and the BF have a date set yet?

We are 99.9% sure it will be 9/18/09. Getting ready to pull the trigger and send the deposit in....

681 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:48am

re: #654 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I'd say Wal-Mart, but we all know that Wal-Mart is evil for those on the Left.

Whoa there!
I got a most beautiful coat at Wal-Mart a couple of years ago, for $12.

My niece had returned the year before with a coat she purchased in Milan.

The next year I got THE SAME COAT at Walmart for $12.

682 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:10:58am

Now - for all the Lizardesses who love to give their inner cat a run-out, here's the first picture of Michelle and Carla Bruin, ahem, Madame Sarkozy, side by side:

Meow!

683 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:11:01am

re: #615 OldLineTexan

Mme. Sarkozy's dress looks exactly like a recliner I once had ...

I could recline on that sofa!

684 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:11:20am

Did you hear BHO admit how weak is French is? Isn't he the same guy that said that we embarass him because our language skills are poor?

685 Ojoe  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:11:22am

Sunrise on the San Gabriel Mountains of California. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.


Good morning all.

Clinging to Religion more than ever now.

686 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:11:39am

re: #543 scottishbuzzsaw

Cuteness Alert:

[Link: ihasahotdog.com...]

*returning to lurk mode...foul temper warning*

aw! Hi ScottishBuzzsaw. very cute.

687 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:12:00am

re: #566 Alouette

Beauty and the Beast

Does Michelle own even one article of decent clothing? She is so way out of her league next to Mme. Sarkozy it isn't even funny any more.

Looks like a dressing gown - dreadful outfit

G'day from Down Under to {everyone}!

688 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:12:01am

re: #684 opnion

Did you hear BHO admit how weak is French is? Isn't he the same guy that said that we embarass him because our language skills are poor?

Damn it, that was supposed to go down the memory hole! Back to work, MiniTruth!

689 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:12:08am

re: #647 godfrey

I'm just not feeling it. It's kind of drab. She is very beautiful and in a natural way. Probably looks great rolling out of bed. Im just jealous.

690 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:12:39am

re: #672 loppyd

Hahaha!

Dollar pitchers? We had dollar drafts and that was bad enough for my liver.

Wow... We had $5 all you can drink drafts... Draft beer makes me so sick...

691 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:12:53am

re: #685 Ojoe

Sunrise on the San Gabriel Mountains of California. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

Good morning all.

Clinging to Religion more than ever now.

Beautiful!
I would love to have a job there.

692 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:13am

re: #686 FrogMarch

aw! Hi ScottishBuzzsaw. very cute.

Hi, {FrogMarch}...

693 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:15am

re: #690 tfc3rid

Wow... We had $5 all you can drink drafts... Draft beer makes me so sick...

You probably caught a cold from the draft...

694 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:18am

re: #575 loppyd

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOPPS !

695 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:19am

re: #685 Ojoe

Sunrise on the San Gabriel Mountains of California. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

Good morning all.

Clinging to Religion more than ever now.

Wow, beautiful.

696 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:23am

re: #682 yma o hyd

Now - for all the Lizardesses who love to give their inner cat a run-out, here's the first picture of Michelle and Carla Bruin, ahem, Madame Sarkozy, side by side:

Meow!

That's actually a decent photo.

697 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:26am

re: #687 aussiemagpie

Looks like a dressing gown - dreadful outfit

G'day from Down Under to {everyone}!

Morning aussie.
We said raincoat, shower curtain or drapery. Ugly any way you look at it.

698 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:44am

re: #684 opnion

Did you hear BHO admit how weak is French is? Isn't he the same guy that said that we embarass him because our language skills are poor?

Yes and we should learn another language... I hope he will buy us all soe Rosetta Stone software...

699 justabill  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:49am

I wonder how hard it would be to track updings/downdings given by folks who get banned and "undo" them upon banning. I you could tell who dings a post as long as the topic is still somewhere on the site, but I don't know if that info is stored longer term.

Personally I don't see allowing Karma to save someone from being banned. Its Charles board. While he is free to consider Karma, account history ect in banning decisions, make it a rule and you risk losing the atmosphere he has created/nurtured here.

700 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:13:55am

Lopps, it's your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

701 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:14:12am

re: #682 yma o hyd

Now - for all the Lizardesses who love to give their inner cat a run-out, here's the first picture of Michelle and Carla Bruin, ahem, Madame Sarkozy, side by side:

Meow!

I was already bitchy.

But now I notice Michelle's got some pretty big hair going on too. XL helmet

702 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:14:28am

re: #690 tfc3rid

Wow... We had $5 all you can drink drafts... Draft beer makes me so sick...

LOL Thursday nights for us started with $.25 taps (10 oz.) for happy hour and then to a place that served pitchers of mixed drinks for $8.00 rail, $10 for "top shelf."

703 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:14:29am

re: #700 Ward Cleaver

Lopps, it's your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thanks, Ward!

704 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:14:36am

re: #682 yma o hyd

Now - for all the Lizardesses who love to give their inner cat a run-out, here's the first picture of Michelle and Carla Bruin, ahem, Madame Sarkozy, side by side:

Meow!

705 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:14:37am
706 Ojoe  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:14:43am

re: #691 reine.de.tout

Astronomers from the University of California at Los Angeles work there. Also radio people; there is a broadcast antenna farm on the same mountain.

BBL

707 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:15:07am

re: #696 FrogMarch

That's actually a decent photo.

Come on , Michelle looks like a door stop.

708 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:15:12am

re: #701 loppyd

I was already bitchy.

But now I notice Michelle's got some pretty big hair going on too. XL helmet

She looks a bit like the cat that swallowed the mouse.

709 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:15:22am

Wow - they are predicting 3-5 inches of snow overnight tonight and 5-7 inches more during the day Sat.

And we are SOLD out Sat. night, closing weekend, what a mess (well, actually our past 3 weeks have been selling out).

Ha, I may be on LGF on a Sat. evening, that would be a change.

710 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:15:24am

re: #694 aussiemagpie

Thanks {aussie}!

711 SurferDoc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:15:46am

re: #685 Ojoe

Sunrise on the San Gabriel Mountains of California. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

Good morning all.

Clinging to Religion more than ever now.

Good morning, Ojoe. I'm clinging to my guns.

712 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:16:03am

re: #701 loppyd

I was already bitchy.

But now I notice Michelle's got some pretty big hair going on too. XL helmet

Happy B'day.

713 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:16:07am

re: #708 Wishing

She looks a bit like the cat that swallowed the mouse.

I've always thought she looks like she is trying so hard not to sneer.

Or that someone is holding something foul smelling under her nose.

714 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:16:16am

re: #698 tfc3rid

Yes and we should learn another language... I hope he will buy us all soe Rosetta Stone software...

I believe that languages will be mandatory in the reeducation camps.

715 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:16:25am

re: #711 SurferDoc

Good morning, Ojoe. I'm clinging to my guns.

I'm clinging to my Bitters

716 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:16:27am

re: #712 Walter L. Newton

Happy B'day.

Thanks Walter!

717 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:16:34am

re: #707 opnion

Come on , Michelle looks like a door stop.

Now, now. She's doing rather well there, IMO.

President Sarkozy looks like a guy that once worked for me. He was insane.

/

718 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:16:49am

re: #702 Creeping Eruption

LOL Thursday nights for us started with $.25 taps (10 oz.) for happy hour and then to a place that served pitchers of mixed drinks for $8.00 rail, $10 for "top shelf."

In Wisconsin I presume? I am amazed when I go home with the gf and I see prices... I'm being robbed here...

Shockingly I can get a beer at the new Citi Field for less than a pint in a NYC bar...

719 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:17:05am

re: #714 opnion

I believe that languages will be mandatory in the reeducation camps.

We'll all have to learn Newspeak until we bellyfeel 0bamasoc.

720 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:17:26am

re: #709 Walter L. Newton

Wow - they are predicting 3-5 inches of snow overnight tonight and 5-7 inches more during the day Sat.

And we are SOLD out Sat. night, closing weekend, what a mess (well, actually our past 3 weeks have been selling out).

Ha, I may be on LGF on a Sat. evening, that would be a change.

Will they postpone the shown or cancel it?

721 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:17:28am

re: #690 tfc3rid

Wow... We had $5 all you can drink drafts... Draft beer makes me so sick...

When I was at Rutgers, the Knight Club's happy hour was called bust your bladder. Everyone drank for free until the first person went to the bathroom.

722 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:17:33am

re: #714 opnion

I believe that languages will be mandatory in the reeducation camps.

I hope they make it exciting so that we all get random languages...

723 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:17:58am

re: #690 tfc3rid

Wow... We had $5 all you can drink drafts... Draft beer makes me so sick...

I am such a lightweight I'd end up hurling in the lot.

724 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:18:00am

hahaha turn was reading venomx from last night and left to come here at OR's post:

re: #292 venomX

gee like walter NEVER gets vulgar*sheesh*

Speaking of vulgar: How's your mother doing?

hey it's lopps bd, have a great one!

725 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:18:14am

re: #719 Kosh's Shadow

We'll all have to learn Newspeak until we bellyfeel 0bamasoc.

Which is a lot like English, but with more lengthy pauses & "uhhs"

726 Aviator  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:18:15am

re: #713 loppyd

I've always thought she looks like she is trying so hard not to sneer.

Or that someone is holding something foul smelling under her nose.

Perhaps the stimulus bill.

727 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:18:16am

re: #721 ilzito guacamolito

When I was at Rutgers, the Knight Club's happy hour was called bust your bladder. Everyone drank for free until the first person went to the bathroom.

American Ingenuity. Gotta love it!

728 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:18:22am

Hugo's at it again:
Venezuelan leader: ’Capitalism needs to go down’

TEHRAN, Iran — Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez ridiculed the G-20 summit’s attempts to deal with the global financial meltdown, saying capitalism is in crisis and "has to end."


0bama seems to be doing his best to help.

729 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:18:28am

re: #718 tfc3rid

In Wisconsin I presume? I am amazed when I go home with the gf and I see prices... I'm being robbed here...

Shockingly I can get a beer at the new Citi Field for less than a pint in a NYC bar...


Bingo! UW-Madison.

730 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:18:31am

re: #726 Aviator

Perhaps the stimulus bill.

LOL

731 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:18:33am

re: #719 Kosh's Shadow

We'll all have to learn Newspeak until we bellyfeel 0bamasoc.

Yes, 'Sharing the wealth is good. I must serve my Obama."

732 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:19:06am

re: #687 aussiemagpie

Looks like a dressing gown - dreadful outfit

G'day from Down Under to {everyone}!

Hiya, {aussiemagpie}!

I knew Carla would win hands-down in the fashion stakes!

733 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:19:26am

re: #722 tfc3rid

I hope they make it exciting so that we all get random languages...


Oh yeah, It'll be fun!

734 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:19:37am

re: #706 Ojoe

Astronomers from the University of California at Los Angeles work there. Also radio people; there is a broadcast antenna farm on the same mountain.

BBL

It looks cool on Google Earth, too.

735 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:19:43am

re: #722 tfc3rid

I hope they make it exciting so that we all get random languages...

Then we can all start building a tower . . .

736 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:19:51am

re: #632 albusteve

you are overly judgmental....think about that

I don't hold any personal judgment against you for enjoying a visit to a casino. However, any rational examination of the economic cost/benefit of casino gambling comes out with a serious negative to society as a whole. The gov't takes in tax money, a few people get low wage service jobs. A very few casino owners get rich. Mobs launder their money. Politicians are corrupted by mob payoffs. Many of the customers loose money they cannot afford to loose. Their kids' college funds are squandered. Gambling addictions do indeed destroy families. Many suicides are linked to gambling.

Let's not argue anymore about this. In general, I like your comments very much. On this topic we will have to disagree.

737 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:20:22am

re: #684 opnion

Did you hear BHO admit how weak is French is? Isn't he the same guy that said that we embarass him because our language skills are poor?

"That's not the Obama I knew."

738 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:20:33am

re: #689 KenJen

I'm just not feeling it. It's kind of drab. She is very beautiful and in a natural way. Probably looks great rolling out of bed. Im just jealous.

Teeheehee - who'd you rather walk next to?
Michelle in that dressing gown, or Carla, looking as if butter wouldn't melt ...

739 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:20:44am

re: #732 yma o hyd

Hiya, {aussiemagpie}!

I knew Carla would win hands-down in the fashion stakes!

I don't find the WAB very attractive.

740 Ford_Prefect  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:21:07am

Democrat-controlled Washington refuses to let go of the executive bonus issue but is downright eager to let go of executives. Has tyranny become a governing principle?

*snips

Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich has made himself busy probing the $3.6 billion in bonuses Merrill Lynch paid after the government funneled the crumbling company bailout money to complete its sale to Bank of America.

Meanwhile, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner threatened to fire more CEOs if they don't obey the administration's demands. Apparently this week's White House sacking of General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner is not enough to satisfy the administration's urge to punish the private sector.

Maybe it's too late for Wagoner, but we would like to see the next executive the administration fires refuse to leave and sue federal officials for interfering with his business.

It needs to be stopped before it goes any deeper — or causes further serious damage to our capitalist system.

This sort of continues my #642 about government taking over the states, except that this involves takeover of private companies. These intrusions need to stop before we lose our great country.

741 bloodnok  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:21:11am

re: #544 loppyd

I had no idea I share my b-day with so many cool people!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

742 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:21:13am

re: #707 opnion

Come on , Michelle looks like a door stop.

I'll make fun of Michelle if she's doing something ridiculous, but she looks fine to me. In fact, with her hands folded in front of her, she looks downright respectable.

743 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:21:14am

re: #735 Creeping Eruption

Then we can all start building a tower . . .

LOL! You are on a roll this morning.

744 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:21:27am

some birthday music for loppyd...never too early


745 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:21:29am

re: #694 aussiemagpie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOPPS !

Seconded!

Have a lovely one!

746 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:21:33am

re: #634 Alouette

First Sasquatch!

LMAO! That is so fitting... I love it when you're catty.

747 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:02am

re: #741 bloodnok

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thanks!

748 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:05am

re: #737 Kenneth

"That's not the Obama I knew."

It must have been Bill Ayers, who is just a neighborhood guy who Obama may or may not have met.

749 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:11am

re: #738 yma o hyd

Teeheehee - who'd you rather walk next to?
Michelle in that dressing gown, or Carla, looking as if butter wouldn't melt ...

maybe not butter...

750 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:22am

re: #732 yma o hyd

Hiya, {aussiemagpie}!

I knew Carla would win hands-down in the fashion stakes!

I actually would have preferred a little more color.
HOWEVER,
I learned something a week or two ago.
In preparation for her trip to Europe this summer, we have had some meetings with the tour leader of the group my daughter will be travelling with, one of her teachers.

They told the kids that if they didn't want to "stand out", they should not bring brightly colored clothing, that Europeans tend not to wear bright colors.

I have never been to Europe and so I don't know if this is true - but Carla Bruni in that dress seems to be making the point.

751 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:40am

re: #697 VioletTiger

Morning aussie.
We said raincoat, shower curtain or drapery. Ugly any way you look at it.

These are colours a lady of eighty-plus years might wear ... on her dressing gown.

752 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:50am

re: #728 Kosh's Shadow

Capitalism isn't a form of government, it's the natural free market.

But then, we already know that thug-for-life-lefty Chavez hates freedom.

753 Aviator  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:51am

re: #736 Kenneth

I don't hold any personal judgment against you for enjoying a visit to a casino. However, any rational examination of the economic cost/benefit of casino gambling comes out with a serious negative to society as a whole. The gov't takes in tax money, a few people get low wage service jobs. A very few casino owners get rich. Mobs launder their money. Politicians are corrupted by mob payoffs. Many of the customers loose money they cannot afford to loose. Their kids' college funds are squandered. Gambling addictions do indeed destroy families. Many suicides are linked to gambling.

Let's not argue anymore about this. In general, I like your comments very much. On this topic we will have to disagree.

I don't see anything enjoyable in gambling personally. What you say is largely true. On the flip side some (not all) of the native american tribes have done some good things with the money from their casinos.

754 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:56am

re: #720 VioletTiger

Will they postpone the shown or cancel it?

Would have to cancel. Run ends Sunday, Sunday is sold out, next show opens in two weeks, can't extend it.

We've probably only cancel 3-4 times in the last 6 years (at this location we are at), but most of the time we have been able to honor the tickets at another performance, this would be a mess.

But if there is a foot or more of wet, spring snow on the ground SAt. evening, we can't expect the actors to try to get to work, they come first.

755 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:22:58am
756 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:23:08am

No link yet, but MSNBC is reporting the Iowa Supreme Court has ruled that banning gay marriage is illegal.

757 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:23:11am

re: #736 Kenneth

I don't hold any personal judgment against you for enjoying a visit to a casino. However, any rational examination of the economic cost/benefit of casino gambling comes out with a serious negative to society as a whole. The gov't takes in tax money, a few people get low wage service jobs. A very few casino owners get rich. Mobs launder their money. Politicians are corrupted by mob payoffs. Many of the customers loose money they cannot afford to loose. Their kids' college funds are squandered. Gambling addictions do indeed destroy families. Many suicides are linked to gambling.

Let's not argue anymore about this. In general, I like your comments very much. On this topic we will have to disagree.

okay...have the last word, and btw I have not been arguing

758 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:23:16am

re: #697 VioletTiger

Morning aussie.
We said raincoat, shower curtain or drapery. Ugly any way you look at it.

re: #732 yma o hyd

Hi {Violet Tiger}

The woman desperately needs help with her clothes!

That outfit rivals that dreadful thing she wore at the inauguration

Now that outfit was just awful, made me cringe!

759 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:23:38am

re: #743 scottishbuzzsaw

LOL! You are on a roll this morning.

Thanks. It is just so much more fun than facing down the pile of work accumulating around me at the moment.

760 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:24:11am

re: #742 FrogMarch

I'll make fun of Michelle if she's doing something ridiculous, but she looks fine to me. In fact, with her hands folded in front of her, she looks downright respectable.

Not seeing it, but differnt strokes. If she wasn't so damn mean she might project a different image.

761 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:24:24am

Today's Ramirez cartoon. Always on target.

762 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:24:52am

re: #707 opnion

Come on , Michelle looks like a door stop.

All that's missing in this photo is someone giving a peace sign and some bunny ears.

764 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:24:56am

re: #732 yma o hyd

Hiya, {aussiemagpie}!

I knew Carla would win hands-down in the fashion stakes!

G'day {yma o hyd}!

Carla would look fabulous in anything really , beautiful woman

765 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:25:00am

re: #756 loppyd

No link yet, but MSNBC is reporting the Iowa Supreme Court has ruled that banning gay marriage is illegal.

Gag.

766 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:25:08am

re: #758 aussiemagpie

re: #732 yma o hyd

Hi {Violet Tiger}

The woman desperately needs help with her clothes!

That outfit rivals that dreadful thing she wore at the inauguration

Now that outfit was just awful, made me cringe!

The inauguration outfit was wrong on all levels.
It was not attractive.
It was shapeless.
It sparkled wayyyyyyyyyyy too much for daytime.
It was just the wrong wrong wrong choice for that event.

The ball gown later was just as awful, imo.

767 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:25:08am

re: #682 yma o hyd

Now - for all the Lizardesses who love to give their inner cat a run-out, here's the first picture of Michelle and Carla Bruin, ahem, Madame Sarkozy, side by side:

Meow!

I can almost hear the "Meow!" [SCRATCH]:

[Tina] Brown writes that Michelle is such a mega-star she even eclipses Carla Bruni, supermodel wife of Nicolas Sarkozy:


"It was smart of France’s ravishing first lady, Carla Bruni, to let her husband go to the conference without her. The second Madame Sarkozy was a big wow when she visited London last March, but she’s a shrewd enough PR hand to know she would suffer in comparison to the first and only Mrs. Obama. Carla is old news next to Michelle. Sure, she’s more beautiful in the cover-girl sense—looking good is her profession, after all—but an Italian heiress who strums the guitar and made a predatory move on France’s reigning little Napoleon isn’t the best poster girl for the scariest economic downturn since the 1930s. The Brits went off Carla almost as soon as she was back in Paris. That fake-demure little Dior suit she wore to lunch with Queen Elizabeth seemed in retrospect like the kind of get-up a reformed hooker might wear to meet her latest CEO for lunch at the Savoy. "

What the hell is this, high school?

768 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:25:41am
769 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:25:53am

re: #765 Ward Cleaver

Gag.

It was unanimous, too.

770 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:26:18am

re: #750 reine.de.tout

I actually would have preferred a little more color.
HOWEVER,
I learned something a week or two ago.
In preparation for her trip to Europe this summer, we have had some meetings with the tour leader of the group my daughter will be travelling with, one of her teachers.

They told the kids that if they didn't want to "stand out", they should not bring brightly colored clothing, that Europeans tend not to wear bright colors.

I have never been to Europe and so I don't know if this is true - but Carla Bruni in that dress seems to be making the point.

Bright colours are fine - as a splash, and used judiciously.
Carla has chosen a colour which right now is very fashionable, and, being clever, one which enhances her delicate features rather than drowns her.
A wise French woman won't chose bright colours and/or patterns if the detract from her face and figure.
But that is all something for grown-ups - kids surely should be allowed to wear what they like?

771 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:26:24am

re: #762 FrogMarch

All that's missing in this photo is someone giving a peace sign and some bunny ears.

Hey - The saudi looks uncomfortable with the lack of decorum . . . so I'm ok with it.

772 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:26:41am

re: #768 buzzsawmonkey

Link does not work--for me, anyway.

Try this.

773 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:26:52am

re: #762 FrogMarch

All that's missing in this photo is someone giving a peace sign and some bunny ears.

THe man is an overeducated idiot.

774 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:26:58am

re: #764 aussiemagpie

G'day {yma o hyd}!

Carla would look fabulous in anything really

or nothing

775 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:27:02am

re: #761 ilzito guacamolito

Guy's a genius.

776 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:27:04am
777 Ford_Prefect  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:28:08am

Now Nancy Pelosi can help you get in shape!

Sweatin' With the Socialists

778 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:28:10am

re: #770 yma o hyd

Bright colours are fine - as a splash, and used judiciously.
Carla has chosen a colour which right now is very fashionable, and, being clever, one which enhances her delicate features rather than drowns her.
A wise French woman won't chose bright colours and/or patterns if the detract from her face and figure.
But that is all something for grown-ups - kids surely should be allowed to wear what they like?

They can wear whatever they want, EXCEPT baseball caps, we were told, are a huge no-no and will not be allowed. Instant branding as "American".

It was just a piece of information they gave us. I think they might be concerned about safety and security issues.

779 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:28:15am
re: #682 yma o hyd

Now - for all the Lizardesses who love to give their inner cat a run-out, here's the first picture of Michelle and Carla Bruin, ahem, Madame Sarkozy, side by side:

Meow!

Just to be clear (I realize, looking back, that I wasn't), my derogatory remarks weren't directed at you - they were directed at Tina Brown. She apparently thinks Michelle Obama needs somebody with a pipe to knee-cap Carla Bruni, and she's volunteering.

780 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:28:18am

re: #750 reine.de.tout

I have never been to Europe and so I don't know if this is true - but Carla Bruni in that dress seems to be making the point.

It's true, very much so. Especially if you will be in Paris. Also, remember, the humidity is stifling. Europe is a land mass surrounded by three bodies of water, it's very damp all year round.

I prefer Feb. in Europe.

781 NukeAtomrod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:28:25am

re: #578 Kenneth

Re-read my comment again and this time think about it.

Casinos rob suckers. They generate zero wealth. Gambling addictions destroy families. Organized crime is heavily involved in most casinos.

Remind me, what positive contribution do casinos make?

Wow! Lighten up a bit. Gambling is fun and exciting on occasion. Las Vegas is a good example of how casinos can generate wealth. There's no other place like it and lots of stuff to do other than gamble. Without the casinos, it wouldn't be the amazing city it is.

Addiction is another topic altogether. I don't really understand it. Any time I've had a behavior that I decided was bad for me, I quit. I suspect a lot of people just really don't want to stop doing the things they say are bad for them.

782 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:28:59am

re: #761 ilzito guacamolito

Today's Ramirez cartoon. Always on target.

I read where BO put a bunch of his own speeches on the iPod...wtf?

783 FrogMarch  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:29:13am

re: #777 Ford_Prefect

Now Nancy Pelosi can help you get in shape!

Sweatin' With the Socialists

Ha!

784 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:29:19am

re: #780 Walter L. Newton

It's true, very much so. Especially if you will be in Paris. Also, remember, the humidity is stifling. Europe is a land mass surrounded by three bodies of water, it's very damp all year round.

I prefer Feb. in Europe.

Damp all year round?
Sorta like Louisiana, then.

785 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:29:40am

re: #750 reine.de.tout

True. In Europe, bright colored clothes are considered "American", and that adjective is understood to be derogatory. If you want to wear colour, that's what scarves, ties & socks are for.

786 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:30:11am

re: #782 albusteve

I read where BO put a bunch of his own speeches on the iPod...wtf?


Good thing they are easy to erase ;)

787 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:30:29am
788 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:30:35am

re: #785 Kenneth

True. In Europe, bright colored clothes are considered "American", and that adjective is understood to be derogatory. If you want to wear colour, that's what scarves, ties & socks are for.

Nobody can touch the Fwench when it comes to accessorizing. Nobody.

789 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:30:39am

re: #769 loppyd

It was unanimous, too.

Well, let's see what happens next. Constitutional amendment, maybe?

790 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:30:59am

re: #782 albusteve

I read where BO put a bunch of his own speeches on the iPod...wtf?

I heard that last night. Is there anything to that?
He should have given he a Chia Obama.

791 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:31:03am

re: #784 reine.de.tout

Damp all year round?
Sorta like Louisiana, then.

Yep, but more people, a Paris subway in the summer can be a real treat, if you intended to go to a spa.

ANd on colors, I was talking about the continent (as Yma mentioned about Parisian women and colors).

792 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:31:50am

re: #785 Kenneth

True. In Europe, bright colored clothes are considered "American", and that adjective is understood to be derogatory. If you want to wear colour, that's what scarves, ties & socks are for.

Interesting. And yes, I would assume "American" would be understood to be derogatory. The kids have also received numerous behavior warnings and advice.

I thought Michelle's outfit in that photo was hideous - colorful, but NOT good color for her. And it does indeed look like drapery.

793 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:31:55am

re: #786 VioletTiger

Good thing they are easy to erase ;)

I'd heard it was show tunes, and video of the queen's 2007 visit to the U.S.

794 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:31:58am

re: #787 buzzsawmonkey

But everybody, all over the world, loves Americans now, don't they? I mean, that was one of the things that we were promised when Obama was elected.

And what the hell is holding up that unicorn delivery? This bag of Purina Unicorn Chow isn't going to eat itself, you know.

save it for yourself, you may need it someday

795 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:32:10am

re: #787 buzzsawmonkey

But everybody, all over the world, loves Americans now, don't they? I mean, that was one of the things that we were promised when Obama was elected.

And what the hell is holding up that unicorn delivery? This bag of Purina Unicorn Chow isn't going to eat itself, you know.

Germany just loved England after Neville Chamberlin visited.

796 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:32:31am

re: #791 Walter L. Newton

Yep, but more people, a Paris subway in the summer can be a real treat, if you intended to go to a spa.

ANd on colors, I was talking about the continent (as Yma mentioned about Parisian women and colors).

What about the smell on that subway?

797 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:32:41am

re: #791 Walter L. Newton


Yep, but more people, a Paris subway in the summer can be a real treat, if you intended to go to a spa.


Whoa......no thanks.

798 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:32:43am

re: #764 aussiemagpie

G'day {yma o hyd}!

Carla would look fabulous in anything really , beautiful woman

Beautiful - and wickedly feminine!
She knew exactly what she was doing, not going to that dreadful gathering of wives of G20 leaders!
Can't wait for the photos of her in evening gown - drool ...
(And me not even being a male!)

799 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:32:54am

re: #787 buzzsawmonkey

But everybody, all over the world, loves Americans now, don't they? I mean, that was one of the things that we were promised when Obama was elected.

And what the hell is holding up that unicorn delivery? This bag of Purina Unicorn Chow isn't going to eat itself, you know.

Well, Americans are loved apparently, except if one is wearing a baseball cap and bright colors.

800 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:00am

re: #790 opnion

I heard that last night. Is there anything to that?
He should have given he a Chia Obama.

I was thinking he might have considered an Ab Blaster. He probably thinks she could lose a few pounds around the middle.

801 freetoken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:03am

Interesting plot of job losses, comparing the current recession with previous post-WWII recessions, over at Calculated Risk.

Reveals that compared to previous recessions, this one has been slow to get people unemployed... but then it looks like the process has snowballed.

802 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:05am

re: #789 Ward Cleaver

Well, let's see what happens next. Constitutional amendment, maybe?

From what I understand, Iowa is similar to MA in that there are two procedural hurdles to get the question on the ballot.

In MA, the legislature voted to end their session before voting on adding the question. It was a travesty. The polls were all showing gay marriage would be banned and they caved.

803 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:21am

re: #794 albusteve

save it for yourself, you may need it someday

And if you add water, it makes gravy. Yum.

804 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:26am

re: #766 reine.de.tout

The inauguration outfit was wrong on all levels.
It was not attractive.
It was shapeless.
It sparkled wayyyyyyyyyyy too much for daytime.
It was just the wrong wrong wrong choice for that event.

The ball gown later was just as awful, imo.


Hi {reine}, that ball gown was like an overgrown tutu from a ballet with those feathers and ruffles

Goodness, I hope she grows some fashion sense soon!

However our lovely fashion people are just raving about her here - I can just see thousands of Aussie women ripping down the drapes and shower curtains and wearing them :-)

805 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:28am

re: #787 buzzsawmonkey

But everybody, all over the world, loves Americans now, don't they? I mean, that was one of the things that we were promised when Obama was elected.

And what the hell is holding up that unicorn delivery? This bag of Purina Unicorn Chow isn't going to eat itself, you know.

Is it free-range, organic Unicorn Chow? If not, you might have problems regardless.

806 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:41am

let's talk about ME....BO and the iPod


[Link: hotair.com...]

807 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:50am
808 acwgusa  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:54am

Someone needs to tell Obama's Klingon wife, Faux Pas, that here on Earth, it is unseemly to touch people who don't want to be touched.

809 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:33:59am

re: #793 Ward Cleaver

I'd heard it was show tunes, and video of the queen's 2007 visit to the U.S.

Some of his speeches were included (inaugural address for one).

810 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:34:02am

re: #798 yma o hyd

Beautiful - and wickedly feminine!
She knew exactly what she was doing, not going to that dreadful gathering of wives of G20 leaders!
Can't wait for the photos of her in evening gown - drool ...
(And me not even being a male!)

HA! Wickedly feminine! Yes she is.
Something WAB is most definitely NOT.

811 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:34:03am

re: #782 albusteve

I read where BO put a bunch of his own speeches on the iPod...wtf?

You heard right.

812 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:34:23am

Friends in Memphis losing jobs today .... make it stop ! ...

813 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:34:24am

re: #796 Ward Cleaver

What about the smell on that subway?

wet, foul pit hair?

814 justabill  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:34:27am

re: #735 Creeping Eruption

Then we can all start building a tower . . .

Why would we need a tower when we got the Messiah among us?

815 Digital Display  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:35:00am

re: #812 JacksonTn

Friends in Memphis losing jobs today .... make it stop ! ...


We laid off 60 people this week..

816 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:35:06am
817 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:35:16am

re: #804 aussiemagpie

Hi {reine}, that ball gown was like an overgrown tutu from a ballet with those feathers and ruffles

Goodness, I hope she grows some fashion sense soon!

However our lovely fashion people are just raving about her here - I can just see thousands of Aussie women ripping down the drapes and shower curtains and wearing them :-)

I had a dress once, that I loved.
I wore it to a meeting, and somebody there greeted me with, gee, I love those curtains you're wearing!

Went home, threw the dress away.

818 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:35:25am

re: #798 yma o hyd

Beautiful - and wickedly feminine!
She knew exactly what she was doing, not going to that dreadful gathering of wives of G20 leaders!
Can't wait for the photos of her in evening gown - drool ...
(And me not even being a male!)

I am being a jealous female.

819 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:35:37am

re: #809 VioletTiger

Some of his speeches were included (inaugural address for one).

And his speech at Kerry's convention.

820 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:35:48am

re: #767 capitalist piglet

What the hell is this, high school?

That is someone (Tina Brown) who has her claws into Carla, for being much prettier and much mroe feminine that Tina ever could hope to be!
Nobody here went 'off' Carla - in fact her evening dresses were very much admired.
But I suppose Tina has to beat the drum for fab Michelle, and thus park her fashion sense round the corner for the duration.
Its plain jealousy, if ye ask me ...

821 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:36:26am

re: #774 Creeping Eruption

or nothing

We're all beautiful with nothing on/////

822 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:36:36am

re: #820 yma o hyd

That is someone (Tina Brown) who has her claws into Carla, for being much prettier and much mroe feminine that Tina ever could hope to be!
Nobody here went 'off' Carla - in fact her evening dresses were very much admired.
But I suppose Tina has to beat the drum for fab Michelle, and thus park her fashion sense round the corner for the duration.
Its plain jealousy, if ye ask me ...

Yma ... who is Tina Brown?

823 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:36:46am

re: #812 JacksonTn

Friends in Memphis losing jobs today .... make it stop ! ...

I'm very sorry for your friends.

These numbers keep growing and Barry is fooooked. People are going to look at a school being built by a union guy and wonder where the help for them is and the anger is going to grow and grow.

824 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:37:04am

re: #817 reine.de.tout

I had a dress once, that I loved.
I wore it to a meeting, and somebody there greeted me with, gee, I love those curtains you're wearing!

Went home, threw the dress away.

That is mean.

825 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:37:27am

re: #824 loppyd

That is mean.

Well, it was.
But I never wore curtains or rugs again.

826 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:37:50am

re: #820 yma o hyd

That is someone (Tina Brown) who has her claws into Carla, for being much prettier and much mroe feminine that Tina ever could hope to be!
Nobody here went 'off' Carla - in fact her evening dresses were very much admired.
But I suppose Tina has to beat the drum for fab Michelle, and thus park her fashion sense round the corner for the duration.
Its plain jealousy, if ye ask me ...

Brown is a Leftie hag.

827 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:37:52am

re: #779 capitalist piglet

Just to be clear (I realize, looking back, that I wasn't), my derogatory remarks weren't directed at you - they were directed at Tina Brown. She apparently thinks Michelle Obama needs somebody with a pipe to knee-cap Carla Bruni, and she's volunteering.

I got you loud and clear first time!
But thanks anyway - posts like this one only happen in Lizardia!

{capitalist piglet}!

828 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:37:57am

So with all the fawning over the great obama, what exactly did he win kudos for? Did anything constructive come out of the G20 meeting?

829 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:38:03am
830 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:38:51am

According to people.com, Michelle Obama has been invited to guest star on 30 Rock. The Celebutard Presidency continues unabated.

831 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:39:05am

re: #781 NukeAtomrod

Gambling addictions don't hit everybody who gambles, so it's not equivalent to crack cocaine.

Here's the summary of an independent study on the economic costs of gambling. The net effect on society & the economy are overwhelmingly negative.

832 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:39:22am

this shit goes on for ever...I hate the UN...totally corrupt and Israels worst enemy

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

833 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:39:29am

re: #829 buzzsawmonkey

Michelle wore a rug once, and got hooked.

Weave her alone!

834 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:39:43am

re: #822 JacksonTn

Yma ... who is Tina Brown?

Moonbat - used to be editor of Vanity Fair then started failed magazine, Talk. Most recent project is Daily Beast blog.

She's British. Major case of BDS. Always acts quite pleased with herself when she appears on Morning Joe.

835 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:39:43am

Good morning, lizards.
Am I too late for the DT party?

836 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:39:54am

Ok, Carla Bruni & Michelle do not hold office. They are First ladies & their job is to be gracious. Hmmm, Carla/Michelle , Michelle/Carla.
How to decide? Laura Bush was right out of Central Casting
She will go down as a Beloved First Lady.

837 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:39:55am
838 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:39:59am

re: #820 yma o hyd

That is someone (Tina Brown) who has her claws into Carla, for being much prettier and much mroe feminine that Tina ever could hope to be!
Nobody here went 'off' Carla - in fact her evening dresses were very much admired.
But I suppose Tina has to beat the drum for fab Michelle, and thus park her fashion sense round the corner for the duration.
Its plain jealousy, if ye ask me ...

Remember when the mobile home park-dwelling Tanya Harding had her boyfriend hit the graceful Nancy Kerrigan's kneecap with a pipe?

It's kind of like that.

839 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:40:03am

And some better news than usual:
Sweden Fined Over Israel Match, Banned From Hosting Davis Cup

The International Tennis Federation (ITF) announced late on Thursday that it has fined the Swedish Tennis Federation $25,000 and banned the city of Malmo from hosting Davis Cup matches for five years.

The move came after the city's authorities opted to hold last month's match with Israel behind closed doors. The federation also said in a statement that Sweden would have to pay an additional $15,000, which it would have received in gate receipts had the March 6-8 match been open to spectators.

In addition, the federation told Sweden it would have to provide a written guarantee that future matches would be open to the public.


The ITF has balls.

840 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:40:07am

re: #817 reine.de.tout

I had a dress once, that I loved.
I wore it to a meeting, and somebody there greeted me with, gee, I love those curtains you're wearing!

Went home, threw the dress away.

I hope you had a nice retort for that asshole first. I had that happen once. I was visiting a friend of mine at his office. Both of us in grad school working temp jobs in firms we hoped would hire us. I was in jeans having just come for class and my friend was in a suit. His boss walked, looked my over, sniffed, and said"dressed like that, it is a good thing you don't work for me." I smiled and replied "Mr. ____ regardless how I dress, it is a good thing I don't work for you."

841 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:40:14am

re: #830 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

According to people.com, Michelle Obama has been invited to guest star on 30 Rock. The Celebutard Presidency continues unabated.

Razzle Dazzle!

842 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:40:41am

re: #833 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Weave her alone!

Stop! Please stop!

843 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:40:53am

re: #837 buzzsawmonkey

Can't we all pile on?

I call no shag puns.

844 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:40:57am

re: #756 loppyd

No link yet, but MSNBC is reporting the Iowa Supreme Court has ruled that banning gay marriage is illegal.

Heh -- Wikipedia's state-by-state breakdown of "same-sex union" laws has already been revised to reflect the ruling.

Note that on wiki's U.S. map, Iowa is currently all-purple, like Massachusetts -- while Connecticut is striped purple (for same-sex marriage) and green (for same-sex civil-unions), as both statuses have legal existence there for the time being.

States in red on the map ban "civil unions" and "domestic partnership" for same-sex couples, while those in orange ban only same-sex marriage (SSM), but neither ban nor recognize CUs and DPs.

845 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:41:00am

re: #821 aussiemagpie

We're all beautiful with nothing on/////

LOL. Oh . . . some more than others. Just don't sneeze.

846 jorline  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:41:09am

Good morning all.

Use to be the term "Hold the Press" was associated with the print media.

NOW....

It applies to government..."Hold the Press"...quit printing bogus money!

847 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:41:32am

re: #825 reine.de.tout

Well, it was.
But I never wore curtains or rugs again.

Hard way to come to that decision, though.

848 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:41:37am

re: #833 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Weave her alone!

shag me baby

849 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:41:49am

re: #843 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I call no shag puns.

You're not a rake, are you?

850 Ford_Prefect  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:42:07am

Oh boy! I just got an email from the Head of Private Wealth Management ant the Banca D Italia - Roma. He has a business proposition for me. I am going to be rich!

Later Lizards!

851 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:42:13am

I don't know much about fashion, but I got curious about what Tina Brown was saying:
[Link: www.thedailybeast.com...]
The PR blitz can't hold back the reality that Michelle Obama is not as much of a superstar as people like Tina Brown would have us believe.

852 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:42:13am

re: #826 MandyManners

Brown is a Leftie hag.

Didn't she run some magazine for awhile?

853 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:42:22am

re: #832 albusteve

this shit goes on for ever...I hate the UN...totally corrupt and Israels worst enemy

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Yet the judge is going to investigate the Gazans as well, against instructions.

According to the mandate, the investigation should focus on Palestinian victims of the three-week operation against Hamas earlier this year.
But Goldstone, a Jewish former judge of the South African constitutional court, said his team would investigate "all violations of international humanitarian law" before, during and after the conflict that ended Jan. 18.


I wonder how long he'll last before the UN removes him.

854 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:42:34am

re: #840 Creeping Eruption

I hope you had a nice retort for that asshole first. I had that happen once. I was visiting a friend of mine at his office. Both of us in grad school working temp jobs in firms we hoped would hire us. I was in jeans having just come for class and my friend was in a suit. His boss walked, looked my over, sniffed, and said"dressed like that, it is a good thing you don't work for me." I smiled and replied "Mr. ____ regardless how I dress, it is a good thing I don't work for you."

I did have a nice retort, but unfortunately, I did what I usually do - thought of it a week later.

855 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:42:48am

re: #835 Irish Rose

Good morning, lizards.
Am I too late for the DT party?

Nevah!

856 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:42:49am

I see that Maximus is no longer among us.

857 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:42:49am
858 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:04am

re: #792 reine.de.tout

Drappery? More like a piñata!

Tell your kids to remember their "bonjour" and "bonsoir" when greeting somebody. If you say that, you're accepted, if you don't you're not considered civilized.

859 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:05am

re: #818 ilzito guacamolito

I am being a jealous female.

Aww - look at it as being an age thing!
She's about the same age as my step daughter, so ladies in that age range (and younger) are being looked at with general benevolence, by me.
Provided they deserve it!
Michelle - nope, she needs fashion lessons.


Oh - I saw some lovely cardies in our Marks & Spencer's, today - all lengths, nice colours, good value.
I'm sure they'd be delighted to deliver to her, if she were to visit their website ...

860 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:09am

re: #852 Ward Cleaver

Didn't she run some magazine for awhile?

Talk. It failed.

861 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:11am

re: #837 buzzsawmonkey

Can't we all pile on?

I hope you're not talking about shagging.

862 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:13am

re: #852 Ward Cleaver

Didn't she run some magazine for awhile?

The New Yorker, I believe. Or maybe it was Cracked.

863 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:19am

re: #857 buzzsawmonkey

She does need to dress better, since the broadlooms over everyone around her.

Wow.
That's a masterpiece.

864 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:41am

re: #856 Irish Rose

I see that Maximus is no longer among us.

Really?

865 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:41am

re: #856 Irish Rose

I see that Maximus is no longer among us.

huh? bannage?

866 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:43:57am

re: #860 loppyd

Talk. It failed.

That's the one I was thinking of.

867 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:44:13am

I don't know, you tell me.

868 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:44:15am

re: #670 rightside

lol

Thank you!

And of course, the balloon above Sarko's head would read: "Oui, they are real, and absolutely PEHRfect!"

869 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:44:26am

re: #858 Kenneth

Drappery? More like a piñata!

Tell your kids to remember their "bonjour" and "bonsoir" when greeting somebody. If you say that, you're accepted, if you don't you're not considered civilized.

OK!
Next year's trip is to the UK. I've signed daughter up for that one, too.
If I can come up with the $, I would love to take that trip with the group.

870 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:44:52am

re: #817 reine.de.tout

I hope the person went home with a burning cheek.

871 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:45:16am

re: #856 Irish Rose

I see that Maximus is no longer among us.

Yes. And the thread before, we feasted on two trolls, then him.
I'm still stuffed.

872 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:45:29am

re: #852 Ward Cleaver

Didn't she run some magazine for awhile?

Vanity Fair and some over in Britain, IIRC.

873 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:45:42am

re: #822 JacksonTn

Yma ... who is Tina Brown?

She used to be married to Harry (?) Brown, who was editor of the TIMES/London at one stage.
Then they moved to New York, and she became editor of 'Vanity Fair'.
I think she's retired now, and lives on past glories.
She also wrote a biography of Princess Di - so if thats her measuring stick, then I wonder how she can regard Michelle as more fashionable than Carla Bruni ..

874 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:45:49am

re: #853 Kosh's Shadow

I wonder how long he'll last before the UN removes him.

he will never get the truth out of any Hamas victims....ratting out Hamas is a death sentence and somehow I think Goldstone knows this...it's just another dog and pony show

875 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:45:57am

re: #866 Ward Cleaver

That's the one I was thinking of.

She has incurable BDS.

876 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:46:02am
877 Digital Display  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:46:07am

re: #856 Irish Rose

I see that Maximus is no longer among us.


Good Morning Irish.. Did Max have a meltdown?

878 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:46:18am

re: #856 Irish Rose

I see that Maximus is no longer among us.

bummer

879 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:46:22am

re: #853 Kosh's Shadow

I wonder how long he'll last before the UN removes him.

Didn't he say he was "shocked" that he was chosen? If they don't boot him, they will re-write his report and than trumpet about that even a Jew thinks that Israelis are devil spawn.

This guy is a willing pawn.

880 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:46:47am

re: #798 yma o hyd

Beautiful - and wickedly feminine!
She knew exactly what she was doing, not going to that dreadful gathering of wives of G20 leaders!
Can't wait for the photos of her in evening gown - drool ...
(And me not even being a male!)

Nothing wrong with us girls appreciating anothers beauty :-)'

This crass adulation of Michelle is really annoying because we all know her fashion sense is BAD, yet because of lockstep lefty thought, the fashion journos must rave and drool over Michelle's drapery even though they must hate her clothes!

881 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:46:52am

re: #828 Wishing

So with all the fawning over the great obama, what exactly did he win kudos for? Did anything constructive come out of the G20 meeting?

I repeat myself.

882 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:47:01am

re: #853 Kosh's Shadow

I wonder how long he'll last before the UN removes him.

A day ought to be enough.

883 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:47:07am
884 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:47:10am

This is so cool...
Robot achieves scientific first


A laboratory robot called Adam has been hailed as the first machine in history to have discovered new scientific knowledge independently of its human creators.

Adam formed a hypothesis on the genetics of bakers’ yeast and carried out experiments to test its predictions, without intervention from its makers at Aberystwyth University.

885 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:47:22am

re: #880 aussiemagpie

The cognitive dissonance in the gay community must be at fabulous levels.

886 Macker  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:47:32am

re: #545 FrogMarch

If there were any justice in the world, Barney Frank would be going down with him.

Thank Goodness you said it that way!

887 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:47:54am

re: #880 aussiemagpie
This crass adulation of Michelle is really annoying because we all know her fashion sense is BAD, yet because of lockstep lefty thought, the fashion journos must rave and drool over Michelle's drapery even though they must hate her clothes!

That's the odd part of it to me; they all must know that they're faking it.

888 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:47:54am

re: #856 Irish Rose

I see that Maximus is no longer among us.

It's no wonder due to the way he jumped on Sharmuta the other day, and that post from yesterday.

889 quickjustice  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:47:57am

re: #822 JacksonTn

Tina Brown: Englishwoman, took over the venerable New Yorker literary magazine here in NYC, and ran it into the ground in the name of modernizing it. Like all of the English, who are very class conscious, Brown pigeonholes everyone according to her own notions of who's important. She now writes catty pieces for womens magazines that are put downs of people she considers worthy of her put downs. The Royal Family are a popular target of hers.

890 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:48:06am

re: #789 Ward Cleaver

Well, let's see what happens next. Constitutional amendment, maybe?

A "marriage" amendment to Iowa's constitution was attempted in 2008, but failed -- not exactly sure why, though, and haven't had time to Google for details yet. (I.e., did it fail because of political opposition, or simply because Iowa has a more difficult process for amending the constitution?)

891 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:48:55am

re: #890 Throbert McGee

A "marriage" amendment to Iowa's constitution was attempted in 2008, but failed -- not exactly sure why, though, and haven't had time to Google for details yet. (I.e., did it fail because of political opposition, or simply because Iowa has a more difficult process for amending the constitution?)

see 802

892 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:48:57am

re: #817 reine.de.tout

I had a dress once, that I loved.
I wore it to a meeting, and somebody there greeted me with, gee, I love those curtains you're wearing!

Went home, threw the dress away.

Now that was very cruel! Very tactless..

893 aggieann  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:49:01am

re: #857 buzzsawmonkey

She does need to dress better, since the broadlooms over everyone around her.

I may be warped, but I keep waiting for her to woof.

894 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:49:13am

BBIAS

895 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:49:26am

re: #884 Killgore Trout

From your link:

“Adam is a prototype,” says Prof King. “Eve is better designed and more elegant.”

896 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:50:01am

re: #887 jaunte

This crass adulation of Michelle is really annoying because we all know her fashion sense is BAD, yet because of lockstep lefty thought, the fashion journos must rave and drool over Michelle's drapery even though they must hate her clothes!

That's the odd part of it to me; they all must know that they're faking it.

History's biggest faked orgasm.

897 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:50:28am

re: #825 reine.de.tout

Well, it was.
But I never wore curtains or rugs again.

Ah, but does the rug match the curtains, or is that too personal a question?

898 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:50:36am

re: #884 Killgore Trout

This is so cool...
Robot achieves scientific first

Yes that article was interesting, it reminded me of this

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

899 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:50:39am

Michelle should wear some D&G.

900 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:50:55am

re: #895 jaunte

From your link:

“Adam is a prototype,” says Prof King. “Eve is better designed and more elegant.”

But of course.

901 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:51:07am

re: #876 buzzsawmonkey

And "bitez-moi" for when they are on the receiving end of snotty anti-American comments.

Is that official from L'Academie Francaise?

902 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:51:08am

re: #895 jaunte

From your link:

“Adam is a prototype,” says Prof King. “Eve is better designed and more elegant.”

Thats real nice. Ribbing a new machine while it is still basking in its glory.

903 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:51:30am

re: #837 buzzsawmonkey

Can't we all pile on?

BERBER! It is still cold here. Where is spring?

904 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:51:44am
905 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:52:10am

is there such a thing as MDS?

906 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:52:14am

re: #898 turn

I'm so happy there are wicked smart people out there working on this stuff.

907 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:52:14am

re: #899 godfrey

Michelle should wear some D&G.

BHO should have married her.

908 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:52:21am

re: #884 Killgore Trout

Aberystwyth is, of course, in Wales ...

909 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:52:25am

re: #883 loppyd

Tina Brown

Oh, so she's the one that started The Daily Beast. Hmmm...

910 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:52:54am

re: #905 albusteve

is there such a thing as MDS?

We seem to be working on it.

911 freetoken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:53:01am

re: #877 HoosierHoops

Good Morning Irish.. Did Max have a meltdown?

Like a slice of Velveeta laid on a patty while still on the grill.....

912 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:53:20am

re: #906 Killgore Trout

I'm so happy there are wicked smart people out there working on this stuff.

Well I don't know about the wicked part, but yeah there are some smart people working on AI.

913 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:54:04am

re: #908 yma o hyd

Looks nice. I wonder how the photoshopped that to make it look like a sunny day.

914 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:54:44am

re: #884 Killgore Trout

Fear the coming days. Once robots gain control, people of flesh will be shackled to do the robots' rock-busting.

915 ladycatnip  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:54:44am

The One's mea culpa to the world:

The President opened a town-hall style gathering with the declaration, saying he would outline details in Prague in the coming days.

He said: “Even with the Cold War now over, the spread of nuclear weapons or the theft of nuclear material could lead to the extermination of any city on the planet.”

Mr Obama said that the US shares blame for the crisis, but that “every nation bears responsibility for what lies ahead - especially now".

He added: “I’ve come to Europe this week to renew our partnership. America is changing but it cannot be America alone that changes.”

This little tidbit was tucked neatly into an article about Sarkozy's wife refusing to kiss Obama. She clearly has the better judgment.

916 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:54:50am

re: #912 turn

Well I don't know about the wicked part, but yeah there are some smart people working on AI.

Killgore is a closet Euro...all he eats is foreign food

917 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:55:00am

.re: #877 HoosierHoops

Good Morning Irish.. Did Max have a meltdown?

On the 1st anti-vacc thread. He has an autistic? child who he honestly believes was physically damaged by a vaccination because he saw the reaction with his own eyes, and a handful of people here were telling him that he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

He was pretty rude on that thread, no doubt about it.

But I can see why he felt so offended. He was talking about his own beloved child, a very sensitive and emotional topic. Some people were determined to hammer the stupidity of his position home, and just wouldn't let it go.

I don't like the way that Max behaved but I don't care for the way some of the other folks here treated him, either. You would think people could be more sensitive when people are grieving over their children.

918 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:55:06am

re: #912 turn

Well I don't know about the wicked part, but yeah there are some smart people working on AI.

I just wish they would stop with all those scientific robots and effen well come up with one who'll do all the housework for me!

Hiya, {turn}!

919 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:55:28am

re: #887 jaunte

Predictable, most journos follow the party line, here and elsewhere

Original thought is a foreign concept for most of them

920 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:55:51am

re: #888 MandyManners

It's no wonder due to the way he jumped on Sharmuta the other day, and that post from yesterday.

Didn't see the one from yesterday, I was with the doctor most of the day.

921 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:55:57am

Get a load of this D&G ad: fashionable violence. Just what we all dream of: murdering people and having someone else do the dry cleaning.

/

922 NukeAtomrod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:56:22am

re: #831 Kenneth

Gambling addictions don't hit everybody who gambles, so it's not equivalent to crack cocaine.

Here's the summary of an independent study on the economic costs of gambling. The net effect on society & the economy are overwhelmingly negative.

Let's assume that study is completely correct. Does is matter? Casinos are a business. You have the choice whether or not to go there. People will engage in all sorts of destructive behaviors no matter what. Doesn't the consumer of the casino services bear the responsibility for their behavior? Do we blame whipped cream manufacturers for the kids who do whippits? Or Gillette when someone commits suicide with a razor blade?

923 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:56:31am
924 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:56:45am

SO yesterday my three year old comes home from Hebrew School where they are obviously teaching him the story of Pesach (Passover). He recounts to my wife and me how Pablo (Pharoh)was mean and made the Jews work really , really hard. They were called slaves he says.

At this point he turns to me and asks: "Daddy you work hard, are you a slave?"

My wife and I both almost fell out of our chairs laughing.

925 freetoken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:56:55am

re: #917 Irish Rose

.

On the 1st anti-vacc thread.

It was on the last creationism thread, where he threatened to pull out the Smith and Wesson.

926 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:57:01am

re: #917 Irish Rose

.

On the 1st anti-vacc thread. He has an autistic? child who he honestly believes was physically damaged by a vaccination because he saw the reaction with his own eyes, and a handful of people here were telling him that he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

He was pretty rude on that thread, no doubt about it.

But I can see why he felt so offended. He was talking about his own beloved child, a very sensitive and emotional topic. Some people were determined to hammer the stupidity of his position home, and just wouldn't let it go.

I don't like the way that Max behaved but I don't care for the way some of the other folks here treated him, either. You would think people could be more sensitive when people are grieving over their children.

I agree...but if the issue is that sensitive he should log off in his own best interest...imo

927 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:57:27am

re: #913 Killgore Trout

Looks nice. I wonder how the photoshopped that to make it look like a sunny day.

Its not that wet in Aberystwyth - the rain usually comes from the Southwest, and ends up in Cardiff, Swansea and the valleys.
Or, coming from the other direction, it ends up over Snowdonia, Capel Curig being one of the wettest places.
No need for photoshopping!

;-)

928 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:57:28am

re: #920 Irish Rose

Didn't see the one from yesterday, I was with the doctor most of the day.

See his entry in the Bottom Comments above.

Are you okay?

929 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:57:56am

re: #909 Ward Cleaver

Oh, so she's the one that started The Daily Beast. Hmmm...

Yep. She was on Morning Joe earlier gushing about Michelle Obama being the new Oprah.

930 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:58:03am

re: #885 godfrey

The cognitive dissonance in the gay community must be at fabulous levels.

The cognitive dissonance must be at fabulous levels in ALL communities (except the LGF community) :-)

931 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:58:21am

re: #885 godfrey

The cognitive dissonance in the gay community must be at fabulous levels.

♪♫
Oh, there's nothing halfway
About the Iowa way to treat you --
If they treat you,
Which they may not do at all...

♪♫

/aghast that I couldn't find a decent clip on YouTube

932 KenJen  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:58:25am

I can't believe what I just heard on the radio. Our local station WHAS's morning show is hosted by a woman named Francene. Every friday she has prospective employers call in to announce job openings. A guy just called in looking for construction laborers. His company is called Unlimited Erections. Seriously!

933 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:58:54am

re: #918 yma o hyd

I just wish they would stop with all those scientific robots and effen well come up with one who'll do all the housework for me!

Hiya, {turn}!

{yma} I hate housework, and one look around my house would prove it. I see you gals are chatting about the first lady's fashion (or lack thereof). I was curious, do you guys thing O is handsome?

934 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:59:18am

re: #908 yma o hyd

Really nice!

Speaking of spitting rain, I liked Llangollen, though I had to pronounce it very, very carefully.

935 a5minmajor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:59:23am

Talk about yer 'pseudo-science'. I love the complicity of the media on this...the headline for this story (on Yahoo) is 'Rocket Fuel Found In Baby Formula' [Link: health.yahoo.com...]

Someone tell me what scientific conclusion is reached here? and how, exactly, does that mean 'Rocket Fuel' is in baby formula?

936 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:59:31am

re: #915 ladycatnip

Obama said at the G20 that "America is just one of 20"
So on our behalf, without asking he dismissed America Exceptionalism.

937 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:59:33am

re: #926 albusteve

Agreed.

938 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:59:51am

re: #918 yma o hyd

I just wish they would stop with all those scientific robots and effen well come up with one who'll do all the housework for me!

Hiya, {turn}!

Well iRobot makes Roomba's, which will clean floors. They're located near where I work.
We don't have one, because our dogs would really go nuts. They hate vacuum cleaners and have to be crated while we're vacuuming, or even sweeping. They seem to know a broom is related to a vacuum cleaner. One of our vacuums has toothmarks from one of our dogs; we had penned him behind a child gate and he jumped right over it to attack.

939 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:59:56am
940 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:00:00am

re: #933 turn

thing O - sheesh turn

941 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:00:16am

re: #932 KenJen

A guy just called in looking for construction laborers. His company is called Unlimited Erections. Seriously!

What other positions are they looking to fill?

942 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:00:35am

re: #928 MandyManners

See his entry in the Bottom Comments above.

Are you okay?

Another bad asthma attack, we're doing some more creative work with my medications to prevent another one.

943 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:00:37am

re: #850 Ford_Prefect

Oh boy! I just got an email from the Head of Private Wealth Management ant the Banca D Italia - Roma. He has a business proposition for me. I am going to be rich!

Later Lizards!

I prefer the Nigerian offers of instant wealth myself, the emails are just so sincere and wonderfully worded :-)

944 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:01:36am

re: #933 turn

{yma} I hate housework, and one look around my house would prove it. I see you gals are chatting about the first lady's fashion (or lack thereof). I was curious, do you guys thing O is handsome?

I certainly do not!
Nor do I think he's dreamy!

And anyway, as granny used to say, 'handsome is as handsome does' - haven't seen Obowma do anything handsome!

945 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:01:41am

re: #938 Kosh's Shadow

Well iRobot makes Roomba's, which will clean floors. They're located near where I work.
We don't have one, because our dogs would really go nuts. They hate vacuum cleaners and have to be crated while we're vacuuming, or even sweeping. They seem to know a broom is related to a vacuum cleaner. One of our vacuums has toothmarks from one of our dogs; we had penned him behind a child gate and he jumped right over it to attack.

WHen I am vacuuming, Maisey the Parrot, sitting in her cage, spread her wings as far as she can, and screams at the vacuum. Scare that little sucker away, she will.

946 badger1970  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:01:52am

re: #926 albusteve

It's along the adage, never send emails (or call someone) when you're pissed and emotionally engaged.

947 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:01:53am

re: #939 buzzsawmonkey

How do you do that?

lol

948 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:01:56am

Hmm, I can't find it.

949 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:02:16am

re: #930 aussiemagpie

Oh, of course. I'm just teasing.

950 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:02:20am

re: #929 loppyd

Yep. She was on Morning Joe earlier gushing about Michelle Obama being the new Oprah.

YAWN.

951 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:03:15am

re: #950 Ward Cleaver

The "new Oprah"? I like it. In fact, I love it. By all means, trot this out at length.

952 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:03:54am

re: #943 aussiemagpie

I prefer the Nigerian offers of instant wealth myself, the emails are just so sincere and wonderfully worded :-)


Sorry about your recession , but I am covered. I got an email from a guy who used to be an exec with Sierra Leone Diamonds, Ltd.
He needs to move over $17M. He wants to use my bank account & I get a third . Sweet!

953 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:03:59am

re: #934 godfrey

Really nice!

Speaking of spitting rain, I liked Llangollen, though I had to pronounce it very, very carefully.

That is a lovely place - and yep, those 'll' are the downfall of many, even of announcers on the Beeb.
Here's another, very famous locality: 'Llanelli' ...

:-)

954 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:04:00am

re: #921 godfrey

Get a load of this D&G ad: fashionable violence. Just what we all dream of: murdering people and having someone else do the dry cleaning.

/

Ohhh-kay. The woman is scary-looking.

955 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:04:13am

re: #939 buzzsawmonkey

Where is this? Viagra Falls?

Slooowly I turned. Step by step. Inch by Inch...

956 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:04:16am

re: #951 godfrey

The "new Oprah"? I like it. In fact, I love it. By all means, trot this out at length.

gives me time to go crap

957 aggieann  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:04:35am

re: #904 buzzsawmonkey

The question is whether her lack of fashion sense helps or harms shuttle diplomacy.

I wanted to bobbin with a clever pun, but I think I'll just weave that one alone.

958 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:04:41am

re: #951 godfrey

The "new Oprah"? I like it. In fact, I love it. By all means, trot this out at length.

Does it mean her weight will go up and down?

959 ladycatnip  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:04:43am

#935 a5minmajor

...Someone tell me what scientific conclusion is reached here? and how, exactly, does that mean 'Rocket Fuel' is in baby formula?

I read the same article earlier - what's missing is the brand of baby formula. Why on earth print an article leaving out the most important piece of information? Is there a recall? Or, is this just another example of sensational crappy journalism?

Bottom line - it's sure to create a panic in parents who have babies on formula.

960 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:04:57am

re: #944 yma o hyd

I've read here and there on leftie sites about him being handsome. turn has no taste when it comes to recognizing beauty in men - it's a guy thing. That's why I was asking.

961 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:05:26am

re: #958 Ward Cleaver

Does it mean her weight will go up and down?

No, it means Tom Cruise will start jumping up & down on the White House furniture.

962 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:05:47am
963 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:05:55am

re: #949 godfrey

Oh, of course. I'm just teasing.


I knew that :-)

964 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:06:13am

re: #957 aggieann

I wanted to bobbin with a clever pun, but I think I'll just weave that one alone.

Is this weaving pun thread going to Raddle all day long

965 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:06:15am

President Wuss at it again:

Obama to World: Let's Ditch the Nukes

All except Iran, the Norks, the Chinese...

966 Digital Display  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:06:26am

re: #925 freetoken

It was on the last creationism thread, where he threatened to pull out the Smith and Wesson.

Ouch..He was pretty emotional on the Anti-Vaxx thread the other night..

967 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:06:31am

re: #959 ladycatnip

#935 a5minmajor

I read the same article earlier - what's missing is the brand of baby formula. Why on earth print an article leaving out the most important piece of information? Is there a recall? Or, is this just another example of sensational crappy journalism?

Bottom line - it's sure to create a panic in parents who have babies on formula.

"Tonight at 11 - a major brand of soft drink is found to be poisonous. But we won't tell you which one until after sports & weather."

968 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:06:45am

re: #952 opnion

Sorry about your recession , but I am covered. I got an email from a guy who used to be an exec with Sierra Leone Diamonds, Ltd.
He needs to move over $17M. He wants to use my bank account & I get a third . Sweet!

I'd hold out and try for 20%.
/

969 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:06:58am

re: #966 HoosierHoops

Ouch..He was pretty emotional on the Anti-Vaxx thread the other night..

It's too bad; I liked Maximus.

970 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:07:08am

why doesn't fat assed Oppra talk about this?....


[Link: www.telegraph.co.uk...]

971 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:07:10am

re: #964 Creeping Eruption

Is this weaving pun thread going to Raddle all day long

I'd rather go Skein

972 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:07:17am

re: #938 Kosh's Shadow

Well iRobot makes Roomba's, which will clean floors. They're located near where I work.
We don't have one, because our dogs would really go nuts. They hate vacuum cleaners and have to be crated while we're vacuuming, or even sweeping. They seem to know a broom is related to a vacuum cleaner. One of our vacuums has toothmarks from one of our dogs; we had penned him behind a child gate and he jumped right over it to attack.

Yep - Madame is the same, and its not just hoovers, its sweepers and even ordinary brooms!
I only need to touch one, and she's there, trying to attack it.

Well - I'd need a robot who'd also do the dusting, the washing, the ironing, the sorting of rubbish, tidying up, cleaning the bathroom, perhaps even the cooking ... making beds - that sort of thing ...

973 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:07:34am

re: #958 Ward Cleaver

No, I mean the fight will be epic.

974 loppyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:07:40am

Well, I have to get going. Lucky me I get to go to the Registry of Motor Vehicles for a new driver's license today. It's always so pleasant.

/

Have a great day and thanks again for all of my birthday wishes!

975 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:07:49am

re: #682 yma o hyd

Now - for all the Lizardesses who love to give their inner cat a run-out, here's the first picture of Michelle and Carla Bruin, ahem, Madame Sarkozy, side by side:

Meow!

wow, it looks like sarkozy is standing on his tippy toes in this photo.

976 SurferDoc  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:07:51am

re: #804 aussiemagpie

Hi {reine}, that ball gown was like an overgrown tutu from a ballet with those feathers and ruffles

Goodness, I hope she grows some fashion sense soon!

However our lovely fashion people are just raving about her here - I can just see thousands of Aussie women ripping down the drapes and shower curtains and wearing them :-)

"I saw it in the window and I just had to have it."

977 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:07:55am

re: #967 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

"Tonight at 11 - a major brand of soft drink is found to be poisonous. But we won't tell you which one until after sports & weather."

And it turns out to be one in Botswana.

/never mind!

978 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:08:08am

re: #971 Creeping Eruption

Skein? That is warped.

979 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:08:12am

re: #965 Ward Cleaver

President Wuss at it again:

Obama to World: Let's Ditch the Nukes

All except Iran, the Norks, the Chinese...

Dude, his town hall meeting in Fwance this morning was insulting to me as an American... Man, he couldn't wait to denigrade everything we've ever done...

980 justabill  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:08:19am

re: #932 KenJen

I can't believe what I just heard on the radio. Our local station WHAS's morning show is hosted by a woman named Francene. Every friday she has prospective employers call in to announce job openings. A guy just called in looking for construction laborers. His company is called Unlimited Erections. Seriously!

Wow, thats unbelievable, someones looking for construction workers...

981 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:08:23am

I gotta go - just not feeling good. Have a great weekend.

982 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:08:28am

re: #967 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

"Tonight at 11 - a major brand of soft drink is found to be poisonous. But we won't tell you which one until after sports & weather."

When I read that story I wondered how the hell did friggin rocket fuel get mixed in with baby formula in the first place?

983 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:08:33am

re: #967 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

"Tonight at 11 - a major brand of soft drink is found to be poisonous. But we won't tell you which one until after sports & weather."

LOL. Thats a running joke in my house.

984 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:08:38am

re: #973 godfrey

No, I mean the fight will be epic.

Slapping, hair pulling, biting...

985 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:09:03am

re: #977 Ward Cleaver

And it turns out to be one in Botswana.

/never mind!

I loved how Obama said that Botswana was a well run country... Whaaaaaa?

986 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:09:12am
987 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:09:14am

re: #979 tfc3rid

Dude, his town hall meeting in Fwance this morning was insulting to me as an American... Man, he couldn't wait to denigrade everything we've ever done...

We shouldn't let him back in the country.

988 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:09:25am

re: #968 VegasRick

I'd hold out and try for 20%.
/


Great strategy. I can negotiate!

989 Taqiyyotomist  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:09:35am

Hey all.
Sad about Maximus, keep him in your prayers, please.

990 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:09:54am

I can't find Maxs' comment, Mandy.
Help?

991 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:09:56am

re: #922 NukeAtomrod

Those are valid arguments, to a point. The difference is businesses that make products like razer blades and whipped cream create wealth by taking raw materials and processing them into value added products. Casinos do not so that. All they do is play a game that takes money away from a lot of people and gives it to a few. In the process considerable harm is visited upon people.

However, I strongly question the wisdom of government getting into the business of gambling in the mistaken belief they will increase revenue with them. They don't. There is a net loss in gov't revenues through gambling schemes.

What to do? You can't make gambling disapear by closing casinos. It would just go underground. But why not get rid of the worst, most addictive forms of gambling: slot machines & VLTs?

992 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:10:18am

re: #978 godfrey

Skein? That is warped.

Thats what happens when subjected to the warping board and finished of on the warping reel

993 Taqiyyotomist  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:10:25am

bbiab laundrytime./

994 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:10:32am

re: #952 opnion

Sorry about your recession , but I am covered. I got an email from a guy who used to be an exec with Sierra Leone Diamonds, Ltd.
He needs to move over $17M. He wants to use my bank account & I get a third . Sweet!

I have an offer from Nigerian royalty, from a prince who is being terrorised and is under house arrest

I'm just so thrilled he found me to share his wealth////

995 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:10:39am

re: #966 HoosierHoops

Ouch..He was pretty emotional on the Anti-Vaxx thread the other night..

Max went berserk before on other threads. IIRC, he got the stick in the past, and Charles, out of the goodness of his heart, let him back in.

One should not be overly emotional on a blog, no matter how much one wants to thump other commentors over the head. After all, it's just a blog.

996 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:10:40am

re: #989 Taqiyyotomist

Hey all.
Sad about Maximus, keep him in your prayers, please.

what happened?

997 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:10:48am

At least there is some sanity in the world. Madonna is going to have to leave Malawi without another souvenir.

998 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:10:54am

re: #986 buzzsawmonkey

You're a freak, man. A freak.

Michelle could always go for this look.

999 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:11:00am
1000 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:11:33am

re: #979 tfc3rid

Dude, his town hall meeting in Fwance this morning was insulting to me as an American... Man, he couldn't wait to denigrade everything we've ever done...

Now here's a steaming load:

He cited the commitment he and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev announced two days ago to draw down their nuclear stockpiles -- a move he said would give the U.S. "moral authority" to demand Iran and North Korea stop their nuclear activity.

Oh please, unclench!

1001 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:12:04am

re: #992 Creeping Eruption

Thats what happens when subjected to the warping board and finished of on the warping reel

Warping board is torture!
/idiot

1002 Taqiyyotomist  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:12:11am

re: #996 nyc redneck

see this thread's #917

1003 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:12:18am
1004 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:12:27am

re: #998 godfrey

You're a freak, man. A freak.

Michelle could always go for this look.

That would be an improvement.

1005 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:12:37am

Our Maximum Leader just said that the North Korean response to the World reaction to their missile launch is "Not Helpful"
Oh man , & I was afraid that he might not be tough enough.
Accuse somebody of not being helpful is hardcore.

1006 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:12:41am

re: #1000 Ward Cleaver

Yes, we need more moral authority because we're always out there, launching ballistic missiles at countries, starving our population to death, etc.

1007 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:12:51am

re: #1000 Ward Cleaver

Oh please, unclench!

Right... And the Fwench youths in attendance LOVED that response...

They also loved when he said we have to follow Europe and give our people a government run healthcare safety net...

1008 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:12:52am

re: #998 godfrey

You're a freak, man. A freak.

Michelle could always go for this look.

ROTFLMAO. What the hell is that!?

1009 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:13:15am

re: #932 KenJen

I saw a job ad for a company called Massive Erections. They specialize in putting up construction scaffolding. I wonder if they have company t-shirts?

1010 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:13:24am

read 926, thanks albusteve

1011 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:00am

re: #1003 buzzsawmonkey

lol

I have no idea. It's the new Medieval Balaclava Terrorist Rastafarian look.

1012 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:11am

re: #1007 tfc3rid

Right... And the Fwench youths in attendance LOVED that response...

They also loved when he said we have to follow Europe and give our people a government run healthcare safety net...

And income for life, job or no job.

/a socialist utopia, just like fwance

/burning cars and all

1013 justabill  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:13am

re: #991 Kenneth
Your argument could be made about any form of live entertainment. Of course most other forms of live entertainment are not addictive...

1014 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:14am

re: #1001 VegasRick

Warping board is torture!
/idiot

Not until they pull out the Sleying Hook.

1015 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:15am

re: #997 ilzito guacamolito

At least there is some sanity in the world. Madonna is going to have to leave Malawi without another souvenir.

what a relief. there is something so vile abt, the way she stalks around
collecting children, even if they have families who want to care for them.
that little girl has a loving grandmother.

1016 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:18am

re: #994 aussiemagpie

I have an offer from Nigerian royalty, from a prince who is being terrorised and is under house arrest

I'm just so thrilled he found me to share his wealth////


Thats me too. I just want to help the guy out.
If I pick up a few million in the deal, well that's just gravy.

1017 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:22am

re: #1009 Kenneth

I saw a job ad for a company called Massive Erections. They specialize in putting up construction scaffolding. I wonder if they have company t-shirts?

[Link: www.cafepress.com...]

1018 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:22am

re: #981 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I gotta go - just not feeling good. Have a great weekend.

Take care.

1019 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:31am

re: #981 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I gotta go - just not feeling good. Have a great weekend.

Take care!

1020 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:43am

re: #976 SurferDoc

"I saw it in the window and I just had to have it."


Your comment just made me laugh out loud, and wake up Mr Aussiemagpie who was snoring peacefully on the couch

It's just after 2am here in Sydney :-)

1021 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:55am

re: #1005 opnion

Our Maximum Leader just said that the North Korean response to the World reaction to their missile launch is "Not Helpful"
Oh man , & I was afraid that he might not be tough enough.
Accuse somebody of not being helpful is hardcore.

Especially when followed up with a strongly worded letter.

1022 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:14:55am

If Obama is as smart as they say, I hope he and Bibi have been working on their "Good Cop/Bad Cop" routine. Because if Israel has to go Medieval on iran, BO will be blamed by the world anyway so he might as well take some credit when that work is going on.

1023 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:15:15am

re: #999 Iron Fist

That's the first corollary to my rule. If you think you are too pissed off to post, you are to pissed off to post. Take a breather. Have a drink or ten. Go find a hippy to beat up. Inject some vallium (the only way to fly; when I had my second surgury the shot me up with liquid vallium. I suspect the stuff is addictive :-), or have a couple of somas.

Then, when you are relaxed, come back and look at what you would have posted, and be glad you took your break.

well said....I don't like to see anyone yanked because of a fit of passion and it is avoidable...some people get too deep in...it's a blog, with rules

1024 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:15:28am

re: #1020 aussiemagpie

Your comment just made me laugh out loud, and wake up Mr Aussiemagpie who was snoring peacefully on the couch

It's just after 2am here in Sydney :-)

Go to bed, woman!

1025 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:15:41am

re: #1003 buzzsawmonkey

What the hell is that?

That looks like a knitted phallus.

1026 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:15:57am

re: #1015 nyc redneck

what a relief. there is something so vile abt, the way she stalks around
collecting children, even if they have families who want to care for them.
that little girl has a loving grandmother.

Exactly. If she wants to help them, give money to their families. It's just another publicity stunt with her and her ilk.

1027 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:16:01am
1028 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:16:06am

re: #1009 Kenneth

A carpentry co. up in MA used to have t-shirts with "Got Wood?" on them, in the style of the ""Got Milk?" ads. I always thought that was pretty funny.

1029 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:16:17am

Sorry aussie, but I have one more Lamingtons question - is "cornflour" cornstarch?

1030 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:16:31am

re: #1003 buzzsawmonkey

What the hell is that?

Renders girlfriend, ready for combat

1031 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:16:33am

re: #1009 Kenneth

I saw a job ad for a company called Massive Erections. They specialize in putting up construction scaffolding. I wonder if they have company t-shirts?

You have to wonder about some companies. Die Hard batteries? An old realty company in Wisconsin: Head and Seaman (not kidding)

1032 NukeAtomrod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:16:44am

re: #959 ladycatnip

#935 a5minmajor

I read the same article earlier - what's missing is the brand of baby formula. Why on earth print an article leaving out the most important piece of information? Is there a recall? Or, is this just another example of sensational crappy journalism?

Bottom line - it's sure to create a panic in parents who have babies on formula.

This just in: Two highly explosive chemicals found in household drinking water. In related news, two toxic chemicals have been discovered in ordinary table salt.

1033 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:16:48am
1034 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:16:59am

re: #1009 Kenneth

I saw a job ad for a company called Massive Erections. They specialize in putting up construction scaffolding. I wonder if they have company t-shirts?



"I sent my husband to Massive Erections and all I got was this lousy T Shirt"

1035 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:17:12am

re: #990 Irish Rose

I can't find Maxs' comment, Mandy.
Help?

Upper left margin under BOTTOM COMMENTS.

1036 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:17:15am

re: #1022 _RememberTonyC

If Obama is as smart as they say, I hope he and Bibi have been working on their "Good Cop/Bad Cop" routine. Because if Israel has to go Medieval on iran, BO will be blamed by the world anyway so he might as well take some credit when that work is going on.

I would think he is prepping his condemnation speech... Lord knows, we will probably sponsor the resolution at the UN.

1037 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:17:16am

re: #1025 ilzito guacamolito

That looks like a knitted phallus.

Knitting jobs are scarce. We have to take what we can get.

1038 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:17:39am

re: #945 Walter L. Newton

WHen I am vacuuming, Maisey the Parrot, sitting in her cage, spread her wings as far as she can, and screams at the vacuum. Scare that little sucker away, she will.

Pets abhor a vacuum.

1039 Ojoe  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:17:47am

re: #1000 Ward Cleaver

Obama's statement on moral authority floors me. We have the moral authority to have nukes, period, because all things considered we are the most moral nation.

And we have the DUTY to see that immoral nations do not get them. We don't have to trade anything away to be able to have some sort of "authority" to do what is our DUTY.

Anyway here are some excellent clouds at the Towercam

1040 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:17:48am

re: #1028 Lincolntf

A carpentry co. up in MA used to have t-shirts with "Got Wood?" on them, in the style of the ""Got Milk?" ads. I always thought that was pretty funny.

I saw a t-shirt once that said on the front, "ERECTIONS LTD". And on the back? "A Hard Man Is Good To Find".

1041 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:17:55am
1042 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:18:27am

We tend to be a little bit harsh with each other on this blog, from time to time... especially when highly emotional topics are being discussed.

Sometimes it's more important to refrain from comment in the name of compassion, than it is to be right.

Just my two cents.

1043 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:18:39am

Just in case you think other countries don't have gaffe-prone heads of state, scroll down and watch that little video here!

The Queen may have been ok with it, after a fashion - but the Italians are mortified ...

1044 Digital Display  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:18:50am

re: #1035 MandyManners

Upper left margin under BOTTOM COMMENTS.

Charles was having a pretty good time as venomx hit the upper frequencies last night..
Then he put him out of his misery..

1045 Miss Trixie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:19:05am

&#9834 &#9836 Good morning, {lizards!} &#9836 &#9834

I've taken today off to decompress from the monster workload of the past few weeks and I'm glad I did. *yawwwwwwwn*

*blink*blink*

loppyd's birfday today?

&#9834 &#9836 Happy Birthday to you &#9836 &#9834
&#9834 &#9836 Happy Birthday to you &#9836 &#9834
&#9834 &#9836 Happy Birthday dear loppyd &#9836 &#9834
&#9834 &#9836 Happy Birthday to you! &#9836 &#9834

And many mooooooooooooooooooore!

:D

1046 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:19:06am

re: #1016 opnion

Thats me too. I just want to help the guy out.
If I pick up a few million in the deal, well that's just gravy.

Of course, we're compassionate people, and we're not suckers!

I'm looking forward to leaving my life in suburbia and becoming a princess in Nigeria :-)

1047 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:19:08am

re: #1033 buzzsawmonkey

There's a Purl Jam joke in there, somewhere.

Rimshot!

1048 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:19:37am

re: #991 Kenneth

By that notion, we should also not have things like theaters or nightclubs since they take and do not provide tangible products (i.e. razor blades, cars, etc). That's why casinos are part of the entertainment industry. They exist because some people find it fun to gamble, just as others enjoy a play, and yet others socilaize and dance.

We have two of them in town. One is downtown, and it has helped boost the image of downtown. With it, more people come downtown for the nightclubs (unthinkable before the casino), and it has helped make the are more attractive. Since the casino opened downtown in 1993, we have gotten more patrons for the theater, a couple of nightclubs opened up, and we have a new minor league ballpark all in downtown. Otherwise, downtown would've been left for dead.

The other is on the edge of town. It has provided the city with a decent restaurant, ballroom facilities, and a decent hotel. A couple of weeks ago, that casino had its kitchen and ballroom areas burn to the ground. So, did they get rid of all their employees, close up shop? No, they provided 90 days of pay for their employees, and hope to have the casino reopened by that time so no one is out of work.

1049 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:19:48am

re: #1042 Irish Rose

We tend to be a little bit harsh with each other on this blog, from time to time... especially when highly emotional topics are being discussed.

Sometimes it's more important to refrain from comment in the name of compassion, than it is to be right.

Just my two cents.

again I agree....100%

1050 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:19:53am

Good morning, Lizards. Doing some reading up on Inflation (not massive erections) and I learned that coins got milled edges (the little notches on the sides of coins) because people were shaving the coins down. I have no idea what I shall do with this new find.

1051 lawhawk  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:20:05am

re: #1041 buzzsawmonkey

All of nature does.

So do Presidents and Congress; and both are seeing just how much power they can suck up at the hands of the citizens (and each other).

1052 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:20:11am

re: #941 scottishbuzzsaw

What other positions are they looking to fill?

Probably steel erectors.
(I saw that on a truck a while ago. )

1053 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:20:29am

re: #1042 Irish Rose

We tend to be a little bit harsh with each other on this blog, from time to time... especially when highly emotional topics are being discussed.

Sometimes it's more important to refrain from comment in the name of compassion, than it is to be right.

Just my two cents.

You are very wise, {Irish Rose}- and I do hope they can sort out your asthma!

1054 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:20:54am
1055 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:21:02am

re: #947 godfrey

How do you do that?

lol

I think he stores things in his head until an appropriate time comes along.

1056 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:21:30am

re: #952 opnion

Sorry about your recession , but I am covered. I got an email from a guy who used to be an exec with Sierra Leone Diamonds, Ltd.
He needs to move over $17M. He wants to use my bank account & I get a third . Sweet!

Well, a while ago, Suha Arafat asked for my help in getting her late husband's graft money, if I just contacted a London solicitor named Batman.

1057 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:21:56am

re: #1013 justabill

Your argument could be made about any form of live entertainment. Of course most other forms of live entertainment are not addictive...

A sound argument can be made for wealth creation in entertainment industries: live music, theater, sports, & etc, but without any of the negative side effects of the gambling industry.

1058 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:22:11am

re: #1035 MandyManners

Upper left margin under BOTTOM COMMENTS.

wow, he came pretty close to predicting the number of downdings.

1059 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:22:14am

re: #1050 rawmuse

Good morning, Lizards. Doing some reading up on Inflation (not massive erections) and I learned that coins got milled edges (the little notches on the sides of coins) because people were shaving the coins down. I have no idea what I shall do with this new find.

Get rid of your coin-shaving equipment immediately, perhaps?

:-)

1060 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:22:23am
1061 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:22:30am

re: #1041 buzzsawmonkey

All of nature does.

Especially the male of the H. sapiens species.

1062 Digital Display  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:22:53am

re: #1054 buzzsawmonkey

Aside from displaying his command of low-level South Park-style abuse, and his lack of command of punctuation, I never figured out what venomx was after. I didn't see a single post where he actually tried to make a point.


I'm pretty sure venomx was trashed last night..Probably has a terrible hangover this morning and wondering what the hell happened.

1063 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:23:31am

re: #1050 rawmuse

Good morning, Lizards. Doing some reading up on Inflation (not massive erections) and I learned that coins got milled edges (the little notches on the sides of coins) because people were shaving the coins down. I have no idea what I shall do with this new find.

I have a cool book on money that has all sorts of interesting facts about money and how it has fared through history.

One thing of note - in hyper inflationary economies, alcohol often becomes a more stable form of currency than just about anything else. It stores well and holds its value. Plus, as times get more difficult, people tend to keep drinking and are joined by those who don't.

So Lizards might want to brush up on their home brewing skills.

1064 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:23:35am

re: #1032 NukeAtomrod

This just in: Two highly explosive chemicals found in household drinking water. In related news, two toxic chemicals have been discovered in ordinary table salt.

And at 10, we'll have the full story on that highly flammable chemical in the air you breathe.

1065 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:23:50am

re: #1050 rawmuse

I should read up on inflation too. My understanding is that we run the risk of inflation once the economy starts to recover. Let's hope we see that risk soon.

1066 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:23:58am

re: #1043 yma o hyd

Just in case you think other countries don't have gaffe-prone heads of state, scroll down and watch that little video here!

The Queen may have been ok with it, after a fashion - but the Italians are mortified ...

The Queen looks to me like she just sort of rolls with the flow, most of the time. I'm sure she might prefer "perfect" protocol at all times, but she can't be so out of it that she expects that it will happen.

1067 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:24:11am

re: #1059 yma o hyd

Get rid of your coin-shaving equipment immediately, perhaps?

:-)

There's a joke about Brazillian waxing in there somewhere.

1068 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:24:33am

re: #1063 karmic_inquisitor

I have a cool book on money that has all sorts of interesting facts about money and how it has fared through history.

One thing of note - in hyper inflationary economies, alcohol often becomes a more stable form of currency than just about anything else. It stores well and holds its value. Plus, as times get more difficult, people tend to keep drinking and are joined by those who don't.

So Lizards might want to brush up on their home brewing skills.

I have three empty carboys waiting for homebrew. Hop prices are high right now though.

1069 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:24:54am

re: #1024 Ward Cleaver

Go to bed, woman!

Hi Ward, and best wishes to June!

Bed? Now? It's only early! Please let me stay up a bit more! :-)

1070 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:25:16am

re: #1050 rawmuse

Good morning, Lizards. Doing some reading up on Inflation (not massive erections) and I learned that coins got milled edges (the little notches on the sides of coins) because people were shaving the coins down. I have no idea what I shall do with this new find.

On ancient coins, mainly silver, you will see small slice marks into the edge of the coin, that was to look "into" the coin to make sure it was not a silver plating.

Sometimes you will see an actual little triangle of metal taken off the edge of the coin, that was a banker mark, a merchant or a banker would take a few shavings of metal as a tax for a transaction.

Later in history, you would find coins that had an actual small drill mark in the face or reverse of the coin, not all the way through, but just a bit. It's called a "shrop" mark and used to either take a few grains of precious metal or adjust the weight of a coin that is overweight.

Friday morning and the history of money (which I don't have, it's already history).

1071 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:25:22am

re: #1028 Lincolntf

A carpentry co. up in MA used to have t-shirts with "Got Wood?" on them, in the style of the ""Got Milk?" ads. I always thought that was pretty funny.

Don't forget the Legal Seafoods "I got schrod at Legal" calendars and t-shirts, back before they went upscale.

1072 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:25:51am

re: #1063 karmic_inquisitor

I have a cool book on money that has all sorts of interesting facts about money and how it has fared through history.

One thing of note - in hyper inflationary economies, alcohol often becomes a more stable form of currency than just about anything else. It stores well and holds its value. Plus, as times get more difficult, people tend to keep drinking and are joined by those who don't.

So Lizards might want to brush up on their home brewing skills.

toilet tissue...the new paper money...ypu can't wipe your ass with a gin bottle

1073 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:26:02am

re: #1067 MandyManners

There's a joke about Brazillian waxing in there somewhere.

Maybe you and Ward Cleaver can get together , talk about the Beaver, and put something together.

1074 badger1970  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:26:02am

re: #1066 reine.de.tout

She lowered her expectations in order for not to be shocked by these know-nothing, arrogant rubes.

1075 quickjustice  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:26:14am

Ah, to be naked, and in Australia, in the autumn! ;-)

1076 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:26:15am

Yeah ok, I see it.
This looks like a continuation of his anger from the day before to me.

When I checked his profile yesterday, I got the message "there is no user with that name in our database" or something like that. Now I see that his profile was re-activated, and then blocked after some provocative comments. It really looks like he was trying to get the ban stick.

Not sure what really happened, but it does look like he's gone for good.

1077 Guanxi88  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:26:31am

re: #1050 rawmuse

Good morning, Lizards. Doing some reading up on Inflation (not massive erections) and I learned that coins got milled edges (the little notches on the sides of coins) because people were shaving the coins down. I have no idea what I shall do with this new find.

Yes, and there grew up an entirely new and novel way of "inflating" the currency, in the form of a practice known as dusting:

Briefly, a mass of silver or gold coins (silver worked best for this, but gold was more worth the effort) was placed inside a paper wrapping, loose enough to allow them to flop around and bang into each other. Several such packets were placed in a larger leater bag, tied shut at the top, and then a number of these bags would be placed in a barrel, fitted, like a rock tumbler, with rollers and a crank or other drive mechanism (millers were notorious for this practice - free water power).

At any rate, this whole mass would be allowed to rotate for some time and then the paper packets removed from the leather bags. The whole mess was dumped into water, and the coins fished out by hand. There would be a small, but worthwhile, amount of precious metal dust in the water, which could then be evaporated and leaving the metal dust behind. The paper wrappings were separated and burned in a crucible, then brought to white heat, fusing the metal left behind.

A simpler version just used the bags without

1078 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:26:54am

re: #1044 HoosierHoops

Charles was having a pretty good time as venomx hit the upper frequencies last night..
Then he put him out of his misery..

We had a great time playing with him; it was like cats playing with a mouse and then killing and eating it.

1079 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:27:39am

re: #1029 Ward Cleaver

Sorry aussie, but I have one more Lamingtons question - is "cornflour" cornstarch?

Ward, I'll have to look that up

I use cornflour to thicken sauces and curries etc - if you use cornstarch for that it must be the same

1080 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:27:47am

re: #1066 reine.de.tout

The Queen looks to me like she just sort of rolls with the flow, most of the time. I'm sure she might prefer "perfect" protocol at all times, but she can't be so out of it that she expects that it will happen.

The Queen has seen it all before - and she knows how to quell unruly heads of state by a look. Pres Bush was on the end of one of those looks, iirc - he commented on that ...!

It was all said in fun rather than outrage, I think.

One thing I really love is her clear, light, bell-like voice.

1081 quickjustice  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:27:58am

The Queen has earned her keep. That's not true of all of the royals. And it's certainly not yet true of the Obamas.

1082 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:03am
1083 _RememberTonyC  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:07am

re: #1036 tfc3rid

I would think he is prepping his condemnation speech... Lord knows, we will probably sponsor the resolution at the UN.

I know sometimes this seems hard to believe, but there are plenty of Jews who support Obama who are pretty hawkish when it comes to Israel's defense. Not as strong as many of us would like, but certainly not suicidal.

1084 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:14am

Atheism leads to Islamization in the UK....
Is A De-Christianized Britain On The Rise?

A disturbing cultural trend is emerging in Britain – one that could result in the eventual Islamization of this great ally in the war on terrorism.
.....
This rejection of one element of Christianity is just a small part of the overall decline in Christianity in Britain over the past decades.

Last year, the Bishop of Rochester, England, Right Rev. Michael Nazir-Ali warned against the increased secularization of British culture. He noted that Britain’s ascendency in world history could never have been achieved unless it had been based on Christian principles.
....
With a Christian vaccum emerging in England, radical Islam will fill the void – and those Britains who so casually rejected their Christian heritage, will eventually be subjugated under Shariah Law.

1085 Miss Trixie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:15am

I need some lizard help if you please.

I got home, fired up my laptop yesterday and it wigged out. Next thing I know, I had the blue screen of death and then a Compaq window opened up informing me that it will have to re-install everything and would I like to back up my files?

So I ran out, bought a 16Gb USB drive and watched for a few hours while it loaded my stuff.

Now I don't know how to restore it to my newly squeeky clean system and I get an error message telling me that "Backup has not been set up on this computer. An administrator must first create a backup before you can restore files." There three years of pics, tax info and files I desperately need.

Any assistance is gratefully acknowledged and received.

1086 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:15am

re: #1071 Kosh's Shadow

Similar to the novelty T-shirt they used to sell in P-town: "I caught crabs at the Provincetown Wharf" .
Or something like that...

1087 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:29am

re: #1054 buzzsawmonkey

Aside from displaying his command of low-level South Park-style abuse, and his lack of command of punctuation, I never figured out what venomx was after. I didn't see a single post where he actually tried to make a point.

And though his lack of punctuation
Hasn't hurt us none
We can read his scrawling on the wall

1088 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:43am
1089 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:45am
1090 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:28:53am

re: #1077 Guanxi88

The things you learn here...

1091 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:29:02am

re: #1076 Irish Rose

Which stalker blog will he show up on next?

1092 reine.de.tout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:29:06am

re: #1085 Miss Trixie

I need some lizard help if you please.

I got home, fired up my laptop yesterday and it wigged out. Next thing I know, I had the blue screen of death and then a Compaq window opened up informing me that it will have to re-install everything and would I like to back up my files?

So I ran out, bought a 16Gb USB drive and watched for a few hours while it loaded my stuff.

Now I don't know how to restore it to my newly squeeky clean system and I get an error message telling me that "Backup has not been set up on this computer. An administrator must first create a backup before you can restore files." There three years of pics, tax info and files I desperately need.

Any assistance is gratefully acknowledged and received.

Take it to geek squad.

1093 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:29:10am

re: #1063 karmic_inquisitor

I have a cool book on money that has all sorts of interesting facts about money and how it has fared through history.

One thing of note - in hyper inflationary economies, alcohol often becomes a more stable form of currency than just about anything else. It stores well and holds its value. Plus, as times get more difficult, people tend to keep drinking and are joined by those who don't.

So Lizards might want to brush up on their home brewing skills.

Hey, there's a nice forested hill behind my house; I could set up a still and make Massachusetts Moonshine. I could call it "Wicked Pissah"

1094 jdog29  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:29:16am

Of course the queen rolls with it, what choice does she have? And personally I don't care what protocols are broken. I believe the whole point is the example of the double standard of how the press treats a conservative president if His wife had broken protocol or God forbid, He had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, versus the "Oh, no big deal" attitude when a Socialist president of ours does the same thing.

1095 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:29:28am

re: #1079 aussiemagpie

Ward, I'll have to look that up

I use cornflour to thicken sauces and curries etc - if you use cornstarch for that it must be the same

Yep, that would be it. Cornstarch.

1096 Guanxi88  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:29:47am

re: #1088 buzzsawmonkey

What's interesting is contemplating the amount of labor that went into making coins; remember that coins have existed since ancient times, but until the 19th they had to be individually hand-struck, since there was no heavy machinery capable of making them automatically.

Hence the expression "to make money hand over fist".

1097 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:30:05am

Hey, Mme. Sarkozy is reported to have backed away from kissing Obama.

As if we need more reasons to love her, in spite of it all.

1098 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:30:26am

re: #1087 Spare O'Lake

I got it....Kodachrome.

1099 Guanxi88  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:30:31am

re: #1093 Kosh's Shadow

Hey, there's a nice forested hill behind my house; I could set up a still and make Massachusetts Moonshine.

I ran a still in Brookline, strictly for experimental purposes, you understand, back in '94.

1100 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:30:43am

re: #1068 Creeping Eruption

I have three empty carboys waiting for homebrew. Hop prices are high right now though.

Commodities will continue rising. Can't print money and not have Agricultural items rise in value.

1101 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:30:43am

re: #1053 yma o hyd

You are very wise, {Irish Rose}- and I do hope they can sort out your asthma!

Thanks, me too.
I started taking Advair last night, and my lungs are taking in a bit more oxygen today than they have in the past. My peak flow readings have been persistantly in the yellow range.

Asthma sucks.

1102 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:31:32am
1103 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:31:35am

re: #1097 godfrey

Hey, Mme. Sarkozy is reported to have backed away from kissing Obama.

As if we need more reasons to love her, in spite of it all.

It's not lovely if she personally has some problem with black men?

1104 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:31:47am

re: #1085 Miss Trixie

Oh you poor thing!

I can't help - except by sending lots of helpful vibes across the ocean, in the hope that some techie Lizards will pick up on this!

1105 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:32:01am

re: #1091 MandyManners

Which stalker blog will he show up on next?

Probably the spleens'.

1106 NukeAtomrod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:32:13am

re: #991 Kenneth

Those are valid arguments, to a point. The difference is businesses that make products like razer blades and whipped cream create wealth by taking raw materials and processing them into value added products. Casinos do not so that. All they do is play a game that takes money away from a lot of people and gives it to a few. In the process considerable harm is visited upon people.

However, I strongly question the wisdom of government getting into the business of gambling in the mistaken belief they will increase revenue with them. They don't. There is a net loss in gov't revenues through gambling schemes.

What to do? You can't make gambling disapear by closing casinos. It would just go underground. But why not get rid of the worst, most addictive forms of gambling: slot machines & VLTs?

There's no question that gambling is a bad investment for the gambler. However, for the general populace it's a leisure activity that gives them a thrill for taking a risk, not an investment at all. Those few who develop an addiction should take responsibility for themselves and get help. Every casino I've visited has brochures for gambling addiction help lines, so the opportunity is there. Banning slots is just as bad as banning casinos, from an individual liberty standpoint. Why remove something that a vast majority of people can use responsibly to protect the few who can't?

1107 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:32:23am

re: #1097 godfrey

Hey, Mme. Sarkozy is reported to have backed away from kissing Obama.

As if we need more reasons to love her, in spite of it all.

"Kiss him? GACK!"

1108 Guanxi88  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:32:27am

re: #1090 rawmuse

The things you learn here...

It's why I always come by - to learn some archaic scam, dodge, or flim-flam with which to dazzle the pigeons.

1109 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:32:33am

re: #1100 karmic_inquisitor

Commodities will continue rising. Can't print money and not have Agricultural items rise in value.

I talked to a local brewer who buys hops futures and said there is a world wide shortage. Can you imagine such a thing?

1110 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:33:00am

re: #1103 Walter L. Newton

You have a reason for suspecting this?

1111 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:33:07am

re: #1075 quickjustice

Ah, to be naked, and in Australia, in the autumn! ;-)

LOL! Yes it's still pretty warm around the place, but we do wear clothes here (most times) :-)

1112 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:33:14am

re: #1072 albusteve

toilet tissue...the new paper money...ypu can't wipe your ass with a gin bottle

I am sure you can find a picture on the internut of that activity.

Isn't the information age wonderful!

/

1113 jorline  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:33:19am

Here he goes...

Let's give up our defenses.

He drew huge applause when he said he is setting a dramatic goal of "a world without nuclear weapons."

"Even with the Cold War now over, the spread of nuclear weapons or the theft of nuclear material could lead to the extermination of any city on the planet," Obama said. "There's no corner of the globe that can wall itself off from the threats of the 21st century."

World Peace at last...the dream goes on.
//

1114 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:33:22am

re: #782 albusteve

I read where BO put a bunch of his own speeches on the iPod...wtf?

Has anyone pointed out that although the showtunes on the iPod were ostensibly given as a tie-in to the book of Rodgers & Hart songs signed by Richard Rodgers, not a single one of the songs on the iPod was a Rodgers/ Hart collaboration?

1115 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:33:27am

re: #1103 Walter L. Newton

It's not lovely if she personally has some problem with black men?

She's Italian, not French, so who knows?

1116 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:33:37am

re: #1109 Creeping Eruption

My bad. I'll switch to liquor.

1117 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:34:07am

re: #1085 Miss Trixie

Dang, I am no help. I am a Mac guy, and I use their Backup routine, daily, plus it is hooked up to a Time Machine. Otherwise, I have found that by the time you get to the stage where you are, your data is already hosed.

1118 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:34:14am

re: #1114 Throbert McGee

Has anyone pointed out that although the showtunes on the iPod were ostensibly given as a tie-in to the book of Rodgers & Hart songs signed by Richard Rodgers, not a single one of the songs on the iPod was a Rodgers/ Hart collaboration?

I read that the queen loves musicals.

1119 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:34:55am

re: #1118 Ward Cleaver

I read that the queen loves musicals.

A woman of taste.

1120 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:35:00am

re: #1110 godfrey

You have a reason for suspecting this?

No, I simply said, it wouldn't be lovely if that was the reason. It could be other things, maybe she doesn't like his politics or something, I don't know, maybe Sarky told her he'd cut off her head if she ever kisses another man (it's been done in France :).

But, it does make one wonder.

1121 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:35:34am

re: #1109 Creeping Eruption

I talked to a local brewer who buys hops futures and said there is a world wide shortage. Can you imagine such a thing?

We need a president who offers us hops, instead of hope.

1122 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:35:36am

re: #1103 Walter L. Newton

It's not lovely if she personally has some problem with black men?

Is there some evidence that it was because he's black?

1123 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:36:02am

re: #1109 Creeping Eruption

I talked to a local brewer who buys hops futures and said there is a world wide shortage.

*GASP*

1124 dragonladyalso  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:36:13am

I had heard that our President bowed to King Abdula of Saudi Arabia but I didn't believe it. I could not imagine that any American, but especially our President would bow to the head of state of any other country. Protocol does not require it. He surely knows this - after all he went to Harvard and has an entourage of 500 traveling with him to look stuff up and advise him in case it wasn't covered anywhere in his extensive, formal education. This video, however, proves that he not only bowed, he dang near broke his back getting his nose as low as possible to the floor while still remaining on his feet. The bow is about at the 54 second mark:

youtube.com/watch?v=S60U-hl35Gw&

If any of you think I am making a mountain out of a mole hill, please know that not a single president, not even Jimmy Carter, has ever bowed to another head of state.

1125 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:36:13am

re: #1122 capitalist piglet

Is there some evidence that it was because he's black?

No, see my re: #1120 Walter L. Newton

1126 Aye Pod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:36:41am

The Sugarcubes (Bjork's old band from Iceland) with 'Planet'

The universe it is so big,
I feel dizzy when I think about it,
My head swims I get giddy,
Still I realize that long ago,
It was so small I could have kept it,
Underneath my little skirt,
At least until the big bang happened

Lovely guitar solo at the end.

1127 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:36:42am

re: #1103 Walter L. Newton

It's not lovely if she personally has some problem with black men?

My experience is that continental Europeans are pretty much racists when it comes down to it.

They play the part of the egalitarians that love to castigate Americans for their racism, and they love to tell you precisely how many [fill in ethnic group here] friends they have.

But when it comes down to authentic relationships with "the other" the racism runs deep.

The most offensive racial jokes I have heard have been told to me by Europeans.

1128 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:36:48am

re: #1103 Walter L. Newton

It's not lovely if she personally has some problem with black men?

So you noticed as I did that she kissed Michelle, who is actually a lot blacker than Barack.

1129 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:36:52am

re: #1121 Kosh's Shadow

We need a president who offers us hops, instead of hope.

I know - Sam Adams for president!
/

1130 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:36:55am

re: #1073 Creeping Eruption

Maybe you and Ward Cleaver can get together , talk about the Beaver, and put something together.

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?" - June

1131 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:37:20am

re: #1109 Creeping Eruption

I talked to a local brewer who buys hops futures and said there is a world wide shortage. Can you imagine such a thing?


There was a glut a few years back so growing acreage was reduced. There was a big warehouse fire in Washington that destroyed a lot of the supply....then craft brews became more popular...then the big breweries actually started brewing w/hops

it just snowballs

1132 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:37:29am

re: #1102 Iron Fist

I'm as apt to fly off the handle as anyone, I guess. Part of that is just that I'm not used to people talking to me the way some people do on the internet. I person, I am generally used to people being polite.

Maximus took a coupla hits I didn't think he deserved...not rude but somewhat harsh...politeness is the one lost art I try to practice myself

1133 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:37:33am

re: #1101 Irish Rose

Thanks, me too.
I started taking Advair last night, and my lungs are taking in a bit more oxygen today than they have in the past. My peak flow readings have been persistantly in the yellow range.

Asthma sucks.

You're telling me!
One good advice I was given is to blow up paper bags - the air cannot get into the lungs because the lower parts of it are literally cramped by the asthma and won't allow you to breathe out properly.

The best inhaler, as preventer, is 'Serevent' - i've been on it for years.

I hope you get better - its not something to take lightly!

1134 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:37:37am

re: #1123 scottishbuzzsaw

*GASP*

The big ,and some small, brewery's lock in their prices and have preferred growers. Its the little guys like me who like to make their own that are getting squeezed.

1135 turn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:37:39am

re: #1124 dragonladyalso

There was an entire thread about that here yesterday, go check it out.

1136 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:38:11am

re: #1114 Throbert McGee

I have a feeling that they were on AF One when someone said "We're giving the Queen an Ipod!?" and then loaded whatever they could find on their laptops into the thing to make the lame-o gift less lame. We're lucky the Queen didn't end up with a bootleg copy of The Foot Fist Way.

1137 UncleRancher  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:38:17am

re: #663 MandyManners

UNCLE.

Yes?

1138 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:38:53am

re: #1136 Lincolntf

I have a feeling that they were on AF One when someone said "We're giving the Queen an Ipod!?" and then loaded whatever they could find on their laptops into the thing to make the lame-o gift less lame. We're lucky the Queen didn't end up with a bootleg copy of The Foot Fist Way.

Or "Mos Def's greatest (s)hits."

1139 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:38:59am

re: #1114 Throbert McGee

Has anyone pointed out that although the showtunes on the iPod were ostensibly given as a tie-in to the book of Rodgers & Hart songs signed by Richard Rodgers, not a single one of the songs on the iPod was a Rodgers/ Hart collaboration?

I asked that the other day in defense of the iPod...I am not surprised

1140 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:39:17am

It's easy to act like an asshole when you're anonymous.

1141 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:39:37am

re: #1109 Creeping Eruption

I talked to a local brewer who buys hops futures and said there is a world wide shortage. Can you imagine such a thing?

That came out of a warehouse fire last year up in Washington State in which most of the supplies in the whole world burned up, IIRC.

1142 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:39:49am

re: #1085 Miss Trixie

What was the back-up software you used? The problem is the new system on your laptop doesn't have the record of the back-up. The data is still on your USB drive, the trick will be convincing your computer to read it.

1143 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:39:53am

re: #1120 Walter L. Newton

No, I simply said, it wouldn't be lovely if that was the reason. It could be other things, maybe she doesn't like his politics or something, I don't know, maybe Sarky told her he'd cut off her head if she ever kisses another man (it's been done in France :).

But, it does make one wonder.


Well, if she doesn't like his politics, she couldn't possibly like her politics yet she kissed the WAB.

1144 dragonladyalso  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:39:53am

re: #1135 turn

thanks I will (was not "on" yesterday)

1145 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:39:59am

re: #1091 MandyManners

Which stalker blog will he show up on next?

My best guess would be the Duece Site.

/I'll let you make anything you want to from that.

1146 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:40:14am

re: #1131 BignJames

There was a glut a few years back so growing acreage was reduced. There was a big warehouse fire in Washington that destroyed a lot of the supply....then craft brews became more popular...then the big breweries actually started brewing w/hops

it just snowballs

re: #1141 rawmuse

That came out of a warehouse fire last year up in Washington State in which most of the supplies in the whole world burned up, IIRC.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................

1147 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:40:39am
1148 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:40:51am
1149 J.S.  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:41:33am

the Zero is now speaking -- I'm getting the unsettling feeling that The Zero wants to become Dictator of The World...Now he has his sights on NATO, and is wanting to make "fundamental changes." What's he going to do next, fire those at NATO who don't agree? Incredible.

1150 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:41:36am

re: #1136 Lincolntf

The O's speeches were on the iPod with things the Queen likes.

You don't have to be a Brit with Supersensitive Manners Antennae to realize that this is presuming interest and intimacy where none is warranted. It is a shameless, eager, thrusting forward.

The Queen, in her graciousness, wouldn't say a word about this, but everyone knows what an eye-rolling spectacle Mr. Obama just made of himself.

1151 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:41:48am

re: #1124 dragonladyalso

I had heard that our President bowed to King Abdula of Saudi Arabia but I didn't believe it. I could not imagine that any American, but especially our President would bow to the head of state of any other country. Protocol does not require it. He surely knows this - after all he went to Harvard and has an entourage of 500 traveling with him to look stuff up and advise him in case it wasn't covered anywhere in his extensive, formal education. This video, however, proves that he not only bowed, he dang near broke his back getting his nose as low as possible to the floor while still remaining on his feet. The bow is about at the 54 second mark:

youtube.com/watch?v=S60U-hl35Gw&

If any of you think I am making a mountain out of a mole hill, please know that not a single president, not even Jimmy Carter, has ever bowed to another head of state.

Peanut Jimmy just bows to Hamas!

/S

1152 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:42:30am

re: #1128 Spare O'Lake

So you noticed as I did that she kissed Michelle, who is actually a lot blacker than Barack.

And waaayyy more manly.

1153 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:42:57am

re: #1152 VegasRick

And waaayyy more manly.

Maybe she got confused...

1154 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:43:05am

re: #1089 Ward Cleaver

If you want to see something sad, here's a Google Street view picture of Franklin Delano Lester, a Dallas school crossing guard that was hit and killed this week by a drunk driver, after finishing his morning shift.

That's just so sad, and what really is an injustice to the poor man killed, is that the driver who hit him was sentenced to 18 years in prison in 1992! Now that means he should still be behind bars, not out on the street killing people

1155 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:43:11am

re: #1152 VegasRick

And waaayyy more manly.

Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuu...

1156 Right mind left  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:43:31am

OT (premeditatedly by the msm et al, of course)

Any worries anyone?

[Link: online.wsj.com...]

President Barack Obama Thursday nominated Robert Groves, a sociology professor at the University of Michigan, to be the next director of the Census Bureau, a choice that riled some Republican lawmakers.

Mr. Groves, who served as associate director of statistical design at the Census Bureau from 1990 to 1992, is an expert on "sampling," the practice of adjusting statistics in order to compensate for undercounting. This tends to bolster the number of people counted in urban areas that are typically Democratic strongholds. The census, which takes place next April, is used to apportion seats in the House of Representatives and disburse billions in federal dollars.

1157 aggieann  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:43:37am

re: #1109 Creeping Eruption

I talked to a local brewer who buys hops futures and said there is a world wide shortage. Can you imagine such a thing?

My hubby's ammo supplier sold out of 60,000 rounds (can't remember the caliber because the numbers don't mean anything to me) in less than 36 hours. I always knew that beer and guns would help us get through this mess!

1158 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:44:44am

Hello Lizards. I am watching Obama on FOX, he is doing a press conference in Germany. Interesting as he needs a translator and I wonder if he was told in advance what the German reporters are asking of him.

I am rather anxious. A strange feeling. I don't care for Obama but for some reason I wince when he stumbles. I don't want him to make a fool of himself or us.

1159 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:45:36am

re: #1105 Irish Rose

Probably the spleens'.

I've never considered her site to be a stalker site.

1160 aggieann  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:45:41am

re: #1150 godfrey

The O's speeches were on the iPod with things the Queen likes.

Then there's probably a good chance that these things are already on the Queen's OTHER iPod.

1161 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:45:48am

re: #1150 godfrey

Is it better or worse than the dvd's he gave to Brown? By the way, you can't view those dvd's in Europe: the dvd's are in NTSC format, while the European equipment is in PAL. Obama FAIL!

1162 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:46:26am

re: #1095 Ward Cleaver

Yep, that would be it. Cornstarch.

When you make the lamingtons I'd love to see some pics :-)

1163 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:46:38am

re: #1148 taxfreekiller

TFK, here it is.

1164 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:47:36am

another reason I hate the feds....the hypocricy is overwhelming

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

1165 yesandno  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:48:00am

re: #1103 Walter L. Newton

It's not lovely if she personally has some problem with black men?

Well she kissed Michelle so I think we can rule that one out!

/

1166 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:48:09am

re: #1149 J.S.

the Zero is now speaking -- I'm getting the unsettling feeling that The Zero wants to become Dictator of The World...Now he has his sights on NATO, and is wanting to make "fundamental changes." What's he going to do next, fire those at NATO who don't agree? Incredible.

How long before somebody in the press floats that idea?

1167 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:48:12am

re: #1158 Afrocity

Hello! Good to see you again. We missed you yesterday.

Obama's in Germany now? Let's just hope Barry doesn't click his heals together and whisper "There's no place like home". That gesture has a different connotation in Berlin.

1168 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:48:15am

re: #1054 buzzsawmonkey

Aside from displaying his command of low-level South Park-style abuse, and his lack of command of punctuation, I never figured out what venomx was after. I didn't see a single post where he actually tried to make a point.

He wanted an argument. He found one.

1169 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:48:21am

re: #1114 Throbert McGee

Has anyone pointed out that although the showtunes on the iPod were ostensibly given as a tie-in to the book of Rodgers & Hart songs signed by Richard Rodgers, not a single one of the songs on the iPod was a Rodgers/ Hart collaboration?

Just went on YouTube and found three Rodgers & Hart covers by the Mamas and the Papas.

"Sing for Your Supper," by Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart, from the 1938 Broadway musical The Boys from Syracuse:

And here, a twofer -- "My Heart Stood Still" (from 1926's A Connecticut Yankee) and "Glad to Be Unhappy" (from 1936's On Your Toes):

1170 nikis-knight  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:48:31am

Oh my...

Mrs. Clinton Cannot Catch a Break [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
FoxNews.com:
Journalists seeking to talk a little foreign policy with high-profile Obama administration officials live from the G20 meetings in London this week were solicited for phone sex instead after ringing up the toll-free number given by the White House.

In a press release, the White House accidentally listed a sex line number for journalists seeking an "on-the-record briefing call with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and National Security Advisor Jim Jones to discuss the NATO summit."

But after dialing, a soft-voiced female recording that was clearly not Clinton asked for a credit card number if you "feel like getting nasty."

1171 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:48:48am

re: #1158 Afrocity

I don't care for Obama but for some reason I wince when he stumbles. I don't want him to make a fool of himself or us.

too late

1172 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:49:05am

re: #1154 aussiemagpie

That's just so sad, and what really is an injustice to the poor man killed, is that the driver who hit him was sentenced to 18 years in prison in 1992! Now that means he should still be behind bars, not out on the street killing people

Oh geeze, that's horrible.
I used to work as a crossing guard, and I saw some of the most appalling behavior imaginable coming from drivers that should know better. Driving like a bat out of hell through crossings before the kids even reach the curb, driving in between students going across.

I actually got hit by one guy in my second year, it was a graze but he knocked me down in the middle of the street and knocked the sign out of my hand before he took off... terrified the kids at my crossing. I gave the police a good description of the vehicle but they never caught him.

1173 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:49:39am

re: #1125 Walter L. Newton

No, see my re: #1120 Walter L. Newton

I saw that. Thanks.

1174 Taqiyyotomist  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:49:40am

re: #1171 rawmuse

Ya beat me to it. :)

1175 Guanxi88  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:49:47am

re: #1108 Guanxi88

It's why I always come by - to learn some archaic scam, dodge, or flim-flam with which to dazzle the pigeons.

Perhaps you guys have heard of "peelers" the folks who used to split high-denomination bills with a razor-blade through their thickness and then paste these tow "peels" on either side of another split low-denomination bill. If handed quickly to a mark, he'd have no idea to check the other side to confirm denomination. You could turn a ten dollar bill into two ten dollar bills with a razor, a one dollar bill, and little bit of time.

Folks who got caught doing this tended to get their fingers broken and/or their hands smashed with a hammer by their victims. Very dangerous.

1176 Taqiyyotomist  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:50:20am

re: #1172 Irish Rose

Cameras should be issued to 'em all.

1177 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:50:37am

re: #1170 nikis-knight

Oh my...

LOL. Well, the press are whores anyway.

1178 funky chicken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:51:07am

OK, I'm glad I'm not the only one getting 5 different Obama book ads in the Amazon sidebar. I thought they somehow thought those items would appeal to me.

Um, no.

1179 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:51:20am
1180 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:51:41am

re: #1159 MandyManners

I've never considered her site to be a stalker site.

I do.

1181 J.S.  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:52:09am

There was an editorial in the Wall Street Journal yesterday about the International Criminal Court...While the genocidal leader of Sudan wanders the globe, at will (even though an arrest warrant has been issued by the ICC), former Bush administration officials could be the most likely targets of meddlesome, pernicious activities of "judges." A Spanish judge, named Baltasar Garzon, has begun proceedings to open a criminal case against former Bush officials...The author of the editorial writes: "...Mr. Garzon's intercession is a recipe for legal anarchy, compromised executive decision-making, and the diminution of American sovereignty." (I am curious as to how The Zero will be responding to this provocative act by a Spanish judge...)

1182 JacksonTn  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:52:15am

re: #1175 Guanxi88

Perhaps you guys have heard of "peelers" the folks who used to split high-denomination bills with a razor-blade through their thickness and then paste these tow "peels" on either side of another split low-denomination bill. If handed quickly to a mark, he'd have no idea to check the other side to confirm denomination. You could turn a ten dollar bill into two ten dollar bills with a razor, a one dollar bill, and little bit of time.

Folks who got caught doing this tended to get their fingers broken and/or their hands smashed with a hammer by their victims. Very dangerous.

I hate thieves of any kind ... one of my workers not at the farms ... got passed a 100 counterfeit last week ... the whole scam she pulled on him was slick ... I hear they are even faking 20s now ... wish he would have had the counterfeit pen with him ... he does now ...

1183 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:52:17am

re: #1148 taxfreekiller

Ward Clever

Some one from Dallas, try to find and post this deal.
Heard it early this morning in the feed truck on A.M. 570 KLIF Jeff Bolton's show.

Some drunk, lost, in a Ferrari, thought he was in Mansfield, but was up near Sherman. Got the car high centered on a train track,, called 911.
The lady ask him questions on where he was, all he could tell her,
Trees, train track,,,, she told him sir, your not in Mansfield , your on Grayson County 911, then he told her,
"there is a train coming"
she said,,"what"
train coming
Sir are you still in the car.
Yes
Sir, get out of the car move away.
uh,,, OK

then,, some more crap on him being lost
then,
Oh, shit,,,,
dam,,,,!

HUGE CRASH SOUND,,
sir, are you ok?
ya, the train hit my car
DWI
and on the record
poor dumb ass sap

sorry but this one is funny as hell

I saw that on Channel 8 last night. They said the guy owned a repair shop, which made me wonder if maybe it was a customer's car (uh oh!).

1184 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:52:34am
1185 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:53:15am

re: #1164 albusteve

From you link...

"Visa Denial Puts Heroic Iraqi Translator in the Crosshairs"

That is really pathetic. These translators put their lives on the line. They have earned the right to a visa. Petty state dept bureaucrats are playing stupid games with this man's life.

1186 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:53:16am

re: #1177 Creeping Eruption

LOL. Well, the press are whores anyway.

Well, at least the other whores actually answer their phones and let you know how much you are gonna pay to get screwed.

1187 Guanxi88  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:53:43am

re: #1182 JacksonTn

I hate thieves of any kind ... one of my workers not at the farms ... got passed a 100 counterfeit last week ... the whole scam she pulled on him was slick ... I hear they are even faking 20s now ... wish he would have had the counterfeit pen with him ... he does now ...

Yes, that's the very reason why hammers were so commonly used as a means of resolving disputes about the denomination of paper bills. There's nothing lower, as you observe, than a thief, and the underworld, normally full of thieves, always sort of looked down on peelers as being the worst of a bad lot.

1188 Taqiyyotomist  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:54:06am

re: #1163 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Priceless.

1189 J.S.  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:54:18am

re: #1166 capitalist piglet

There was a German reporter who asked a question about NATO and did so in a most sneering fashion (suggesting at the end of his question something about "I supposed you'd term this 'change.'" followed by a laugh).

1190 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:54:39am

re: #1163 pre-Boomer Marine brat

TFK, here it is.

The reporter was stupid as all hell "this is an example of why you shouldn't operate a car when you're drunk."

REALLY!

1191 Guanxi88  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:55:41am

re: #1182 JacksonTn

I hate thieves of any kind ... one of my workers not at the farms ... got passed a 100 counterfeit last week ... the whole scam she pulled on him was slick ... I hear they are even faking 20s now ... wish he would have had the counterfeit pen with him ... he does now ...

The quality and volume of counterfeit bills is so high that, for certain face-to-face business transactions, I have been to known to fearlessly and frankly offer a significant discount, to certain customers, for payment in real silver (identifiable bullion, or so-called "junk" silver coins).

1192 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:56:04am

re: #1179 taxfreekiller

#1163

the sound track of the 911 call is pure gold.

What an idiot!

1193 Miss Trixie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:56:48am

re: #1142 Kenneth

What was the back-up software you used? The problem is the new system on your laptop doesn't have the record of the back-up. The data is still on your USB drive, the trick will be convincing your computer to read it.

Hi {Kenneth}. My system automatically loaded the recovery Manager, I chose which files (pics, videos etc.,) to save on the USB drive. Then I ran the Restore Centre and I get that dogdanged error message.

I sure hope *crossed fingers* that my data is one the drive. I'm sweating bullets.

1194 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:56:56am

re: #1189 J.S.

There was a German reporter who asked a question about NATO and did so in a most sneering fashion (suggesting at the end of his question something about "I supposed you'd term this 'change.'" followed by a laugh).

While I may make fun of the current administration, as an American, that is my prerogative. Fuck any foreign douche-bag that puts Obama down. This is the greatest country on Earth - regardless who currently leads it. Insulting our President, is an insult to us.

1195 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:57:54am
1196 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:11am

re: #1183 Ward Cleaver

uh oh!

/An AWSHIT which, if so, would cancel out a MILLION attaboys

1197 funky chicken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:18am

re: #1154 aussiemagpie

That's just so sad, and what really is an injustice to the poor man killed, is that the driver who hit him was sentenced to 18 years in prison in 1992! Now that means he should still be behind bars, not out on the street killing people

OK, I'm outraged by this crap. In particular:

Nelson remained in a hospital Wednesday where he was being treated for head injuries.

Police determined he was under the influence of drugs at the time of the wreck, according to an affidavit. Investigators have not released any drug-analysis results.

and

Officers were seen removing empty alcoholic beverage containers from Nelson's Saturn.

Nelson's family said Wednesday that he was not taking illicit drugs, but was taking a generic anxiety medication to help him deal with the recent death of his mother. The medicine apparently caused him to nod off behind the wheel, said his niece, Ulunda Lewis.

"He just went to sleep," she said. "What happened was a terrible thing. We are deeply sorry."

Nelson, who has a lengthy criminal record, had been released from a state facility for parole violators on Friday. He was sentenced in 1992 to 18 years in prison on a drug conviction.

Who the f*ck is paying this scumbag's medical bills? Toss his sorry, murdering ass onto the sidewalk, preferably head first out of a 5th story window.

Let me guess--niece Ulunda ain't picking up the tab for his treatment.

1198 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:28am

re: #1192 pre-Boomer Marine brat

What an idiot!


"Dispatcher: "911."Female Caller: "I am trapped in my house."Dispatcher:

"Trapped? Is someone holding you there?"Female Caller: "Someone? No. But

there is a frog on the front porch."Dispatcher: "A frog?"Female Caller:

"Yes, a frog."Dispatcher: "Okay, but what is preventing you from leaving

the house?"Female Caller: "I told you. There is a frog on the front porch

and I am afraid of frogs."Dispatcher: "And you don't have another door to

the house?"Female Caller: "No. There is only one door and I can't get out

of the house with the frog sitting there."Dispatcher: "Why don't you take a

broom and sweep the frog off the porch?"Female Caller: "I can't do that. I

told you, I am afraid of frogs. He might get me."Dispatcher: "Um...I'm not

sure I can help you with

this."

1199 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:29am

How very clever...
High Speed Moving Walkway

1200 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:36am

re: #1156 Right mind left

OT (premeditatedly by the msm et al, of course)

Any worries anyone?

[Link: online.wsj.com...]

President Barack Obama Thursday nominated Robert Groves, a sociology professor at the University of Michigan, to be the next director of the Census Bureau, a choice that riled some Republican lawmakers.

Mr. Groves, who served as associate director of statistical design at the Census Bureau from 1990 to 1992, is an expert on "sampling," the practice of adjusting statistics in order to compensate for undercounting. This tends to bolster the number of people counted in urban areas that are typically Democratic strongholds. The census, which takes place next April, is used to apportion seats in the House of Representatives and disburse billions in federal dollars.

What, me worry?
Everything the 0 does makes me worrk

1201 alegrias  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:44am

re: #1189 J.S.

There was a German reporter who asked a question about NATO and did so in a most sneering fashion (suggesting at the end of his question something about "I supposed you'd term this 'change.'" followed by a laugh).

* * *
Well, Angela Merkel grew up in communist-dominated East Germany, so she knows intimately what "socialist revolutionary change" is all about, up close & personal.

(Sorry I'm not speaking about the exchange you witnessed, but in general, that Ms. Merkel has seen communists come & go in her life)

1202 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:48am

re: #1172 Irish Rose

Oh geeze, that's horrible.
I used to work as a crossing guard, and I saw some of the most appalling behavior imaginable coming from drivers that should know better. Driving like a bat out of hell through crossings before the kids even reach the curb, driving in between students going across.

I actually got hit by one guy in my second year, it was a graze but he knocked me down in the middle of the street and knocked the sign out of my hand before he took off... terrified the kids at my crossing. I gave the police a good description of the vehicle but they never caught him.

Hello {Irish Rose}

I'm appallled that the dregs of society are let loose to create havoc and kill people - it's commonplace here too

Bleeding heart judges and civil libertarians with the interests of criminals at heart, and not victims

Our school crossing guards are called Lollipop Ladies - because of the lollipop like signs they carry , and I certainly would not like to be one!

I'm glad you survived your experience with that thoughtless, selfish driver

And best wishes to you, I hope your asthma is controlled soon and you don't have to suffer those dreadful symptoms

1203 BlueCanuck  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:58am

re: #1191 Guanxi88

Morning all. I know up here they totally redesigned the money bills to cut down on counterfeits. I remember when the new $20 came out about a month or so later a friend of mine should me a counterfeit that someone passed him. It was a poor job mind you, but in the dark or low light you wouldn't notice the difference. The computer tech and the counterfeiters are usually right behind the mint in beating each other.

1204 J.S.  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:58:59am

re: #1194 Creeping Eruption

Exactly...I agree...

1205 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:59:18am

re: #1192 pre-Boomer Marine brat

What an idiot!

"Dispatcher: "911."Caller: "Help! Help! Send the police! I been

shot."Dispatcher: "You said you've been shot?"Caller: "I been

shot!"Dispatcher: "How many times were you shot?"Caller: "This is the first

time.

1206 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:59:40am
1207 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:59:41am

Interesting:


Jennifer Hudson: No longer a Chicagoan
April 3, 2009 4

Grammy and Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson says she no longer considers herself a Chicagoan.

"I don't live in Chicago anymore," the singer told Entertainment Weekly.

Hudson, who grew up in Chicago, says she's not sure where she'll call home after her tour ends in May. Her fiance, David Otunga, has been training as a wrestler in Tampa, Fla.

Hudson told the magazine toward the end of a lengthy interview that she's selling a condo she bought on the Magnificent Mile to be near her family. That was after her breakout success in "Dreamgirls" -- but before her mother, brother and nephew were shot to death.


I understand Jennifer. I am a Chicago native. Had a rough time here growing up. I left at 19, came back at 38. I consider myself a New Yorker actually. My brother feels the same way and he has lived in Europe for 20 years. Chicago needs to get its shit together and stop the violence.
I have mixed feelings about the Olympics coming here.

1208 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:59:52am

Red Sea Mysteries revealed

Israel has revealed that it used F-16s, F-15s and UAVs to carry out attacks on convoys of Iranian missiles, being trucked from Sudan into Egypt, for delivery to Hamas in Gaza. These attacks took place over two months ago, and were only recently revealed. The F-16s delivered the attacks, while the F-15s provided protection from potential attacks by Sudanese MiG-29s (unlikely, but possible.) UAVs were used reconnaissance.

The January attack destroyed 17 (out of 23) truckloads of weapons, and killed 39 men operating the vehicles. The F-16s attacked the convoy twice. Since then, the smugglers have resorted to individual trucks, and the use of small boats moving up the Red Sea coast.

1209 Right mind left  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:00:14am

re: #1200 Kosh's Shadow

What, me worry?
Everything the 0 does makes me worrk

And worrK and worrK and worrK!

1210 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:00:15am

Asimo controlled by human brain (thoughts) - Video update

Nice hat.

1211 funky chicken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:00:27am

re: #1195 buzzsawmonkey

There used to be a similar trick which involved cutting a series of bills of the same denomination in two by progressively offset cuts, and pasting the slightly mismatched "halves" from the different cut bills together.

If you did this right, supposedly you could end up with an "extra" bill--in other words, start with ten $10 bills, end up with eleven.

Why not just get a job?

1212 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:00:32am

re: #1196 pre-Boomer Marine brat

uh oh!

/An AWSHIT which, if so, would cancel out a MILLION attaboys

"Dispatcher: "911. What is the location of your emergency?"Caller: "Yes, I

just wanted to let you know that I have some information that will help you

solve many of your cases."Dispatcher [noting that the call originated from

the state hospital]: "Okay, go ahead with that information."Caller: "I am

prepared to meet with the detectives and to reveal the true identity of

Cinderella's stepmother."Dispatcher: [Pause] "Okay."

1213 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:00:37am

re: #1190 Walter L. Newton

The reporter was stupid as all hell "this is an example of why you shouldn't operate a car when you're drunk."

REALLY!

FYI -- that was Sgt. Bruce Dawsey of the Sherman Police Department saying that.

1214 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:01:04am
1215 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:01:41am

re: #1181 J.S.

There was an editorial in the Wall Street Journal yesterday about the International Criminal Court...While the genocidal leader of Sudan wanders the globe, at will (even though an arrest warrant has been issued by the ICC), former Bush administration officials could be the most likely targets of meddlesome, pernicious activities of "judges." A Spanish judge, named Baltasar Garzon, has begun proceedings to open a criminal case against former Bush officials...The author of the editorial writes: "...Mr. Garzon's intercession is a recipe for legal anarchy, compromised executive decision-making, and the diminution of American sovereignty." (I am curious as to how The Zero will be responding to this provocative act by a Spanish judge...)

Probably tell the ICC "Good idea, but please wait until he's done trying the Bush administration.

1216 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:02:11am
1217 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:02:13am

re: #1207 Afrocity


I have mixed feelings about the Olympics coming here.

I hope it does, if only to help the Wisconsin economy.

1218 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:02:37am

re: #1136 Lincolntf

I have a feeling that they were on AF One when someone said "We're giving the Queen an Ipod!?" and then loaded whatever they could find on their laptops into the thing to make the lame-o gift less lame.

Actually, it's worse than that. Here's the playlist from the Queen's iPod, as reported by various news sources. The first five songs on the list:

"Oklahoma!"
"If I Loved You," Jan Clayton, "Carousel"
"You'll Never Walk Alone," Jan Clayton, "Carousel"
"There's No Business Like Show Business," Ethel Merman, "Annie Get Your Gun"
"Once in Love with Amy (Where's Charley?)," Ray Bolger

After about two minutes of Googling using some of the show titles like "Cats" and "Camelot" as keywords, I found this 2-disc compilation album at Amazon for $22.99:

Ultimate Broadway

Would anyone like to take a guess what the first five songs from Disc 1 are?

1219 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:03:15am

re: #1213 pre-Boomer Marine brat

FYI -- that was Sgt. Bruce Dawsey of the Sherman Police Department saying that.

I lived in Texas from 1974-1989, and I learned that the folk there certainly know how to state the obvious, love them.

1220 nikis-knight  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:03:31am

re: #1194 Creeping Eruption

While I may make fun of the current administration, as an American, that is my prerogative. Fuck any foreign douche-bag that puts Obama down. This is the greatest country on Earth - regardless who currently leads it. Insulting our President, is an insult to us.

Ah, but Obama was president of the world; just look at his world tour while campaigning. His change schtick was directed for a time at the German people specifically, supposedly to somehow get American votes. I'd say they have a little right to mock it.

1221 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:03:43am
1222 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:03:51am

Right wing idiots.....
Ann Coulter falls for fake Obama NASCAR story

In her April 1 column, Ann Coulter fell for a fake April Fools' Day article by Car and Driver magazine that claimed that President Obama has ordered General Motors and Chrysler to cease their participation in NASCAR because it is an "unnecessary expenditure." Coulter wrote, "If Obama can tell GM and Chrysler that their participation in NASCAR is an 'unnecessary expenditure,' isn't having public schools force students to follow Muslim rituals, recite Islamic prayers and plan 'jihads' also an 'unnecessary expenditure'?"

Lol

1223 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:03:52am

In other news from Dallas, DPD officer Robert Powell, who harrassed Ryan Moats, causing him to miss saying goodbye to his dying MiL, resigned on Wednesday, and now the Dallas Co. DA's office is reviewing all of Powell's pending cases for any problems.

In another bit of good news, DPD officer Graham Quattlebaum grabbed a man and stopped him from jumping to his death from the 26th floor of the Hilton Anatole hotel.

And James Andrew Jeppe, the elderly moonbat that was scratching X's into Hummers in the Southlake Carroll HS parking lot, got five years probation yesterday.

1224 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:04:02am

re: #1208 Kenneth

Red Sea Mysteries revealed

Very interesting!
In the middle of this excellent comment by the TIMES Foreign Editor, Richard Beeston, is some more - just scroll down a bit.
His analysis is pretty good.

1225 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:04:13am

re: #1198 Dustyvet

Well ... at least the 911 operator toad the lady what to do!

1226 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:04:24am
1227 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:04:34am

re: #1218 Throbert McGee

You can't fake class. I guess the Obama's have given up even trying.

1228 alegrias  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:04:36am

re: #1194 Creeping Eruption

While I may make fun of the current administration, as an American, that is my prerogative. Fuck any foreign douche-bag that puts Obama down. This is the greatest country on Earth - regardless who currently leads it. Insulting our President, is an insult to us.

* * * *
It pains me to admit this but:

Have to disagree with you that our current President considers America a world leader anymore. He went to Europe to say WE are not the world's leader anymore, but just one of 20 countries, or just one of 200 countries or how many the UN says there are. He's not there to lead but to FOLLOW. He has made us BEGGARS, borrowers, at the mercy of tyrants who hate us, for our very livelihood, to pay his for his "plans" for us.

Obama didn't become President to keep America strong or great, but to level the world's playing field and make us just another lame socialist place.

Our country is represented by someone who doesn't think our country is anything special. We're gonna get in line and ask for favors such as will France take one of our GITMO enemy combatants, just one, pretty please? Kick us here, we deserve it. SPIT.

1229 smokefire  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:05:02am

re: #1212 Dustyvet

Dusty, I've got one better than that.

911 Disp: 911, what is your emergency?

Caller: I need an ambulance?

911 Disp: what for?

Caller: I have a pubic hair stuck in my throat, and I can't stop coughing, and I'm having trouble breathing?

911 Disp: You have what, stuck where?

1230 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:05:12am

re: #1202 aussiemagpie

Thanks very much.

I was pretty damned tough in the five years that I served... I worked directly under the authority of the local PD, at one of the busiest crossings in the city (a five-street intersect).

I carried a voice recorder to record the plate numbers of offenders, people who were illegally parked, etc. You can't even begin to imagine the asshattery of some people and much of it comes from the parents who are there to pick up their kids.

One of the guards who worked about a mile away from me, a good friend of mine, was struck and killed in my fifth year of service and that's when I finally retired.

1231 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:05:21am

re: #1217 Creeping Eruption

I hope it does, if only to help the Wisconsin economy.

The reports on the last four olympic games have shown that they do not reap any significant economic gain/profit for the host city.

1232 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:05:49am

re: #1221 buzzsawmonkey

spot on.

1233 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:06:05am
1234 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:06:10am

re: #1207 Afrocity

Interesting:

Jennifer Hudson: No longer a Chicagoan
April 3, 2009 4


I understand Jennifer. I am a Chicago native. Had a rough time here growing up. I left at 19, came back at 38. I consider myself a New Yorker actually. My brother feels the same way and he has lived in Europe for 20 years. Chicago needs to get its shit together and stop the violence.
I have mixed feelings about the Olympics coming here.

Olympics in Chicago 2016? Not no, but hell no!

1235 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:06:23am

re: #1207 Afrocity

Interesting:


Jennifer Hudson: No longer a Chicagoan
April 3, 2009 4

That was so terribly sad what happened to her family. Her mother and brother being murdered was bad enough, but killing that little boy was just beyond incomprehensible.

1236 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:06:23am

re: #1222 Killgore Trout

Right wing idiots.....
Ann Coulter falls for fake Obama NASCAR story

Lol

Too funny! She's so stupid.

1237 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:06:27am
1238 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:06:50am

re: #1221 buzzsawmonkey

On the other hand, the violence could serve to inspire the runners to set some world records for speed.

Bird's Nest = Roach Motel in Chicago.

1239 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:06:58am

re: #1231 Afrocity

The reports on the last four olympic games have shown that they do not reap any significant economic gain/profit for the host city.

I know that. Sorry for you in Chicago. I live in Milwaukee. People will fill our hotels to the brim.

1240 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:06:59am

re: #1216 buzzsawmonkey

There was a famous counterfeiter some 60 or so years ago who counterfeited bills--ones, I think--by drawing them entirely by hand.

I don't know which is more mind-boggling--the amount of skill and labor that went into it, or the fact that a one was worth the trouble at the time.


I read that story....the guy was a Brit, who did a ? pound note a week....it was enough for him to live on.....took 'em years to catch him.

1241 aggieann  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:07:08am

re: #1219 Walter L. Newton

I lived in Texas from 1974-1989, and I learned that the folk there certainly know how to state the obvious, love them.

How else will all you non-Texan interlopers figger stuff out?

1242 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:07:31am

re: #1182 JacksonTn

I hate thieves of any kind ... one of my workers not at the farms ... got passed a 100 counterfeit last week ... the whole scam she pulled on him was slick ... I hear they are even faking 20s now ... wish he would have had the counterfeit pen with him ... he does now ...

I live in a little podunk county in the hills of northeast TN and you should see the incredible counterfeit bills, $20, $50, $100. Stunningly well done.

1243 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:07:31am

re: #1225 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Well ... at least the 911 operator toad the lady what to do!

A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides to make some home improvements. He doesn't have the money, so he hops to the bank to borrow some.

At the bank, he takes a seat at loan officer Patricia Black's desk and explains his dilemma.

"I want to upgrade my lily pad, maybe add another window, but I don't have the cash. Can you lend me the money?"

"Maybe. What can you offer as collateral?"

"Well," says the frog. "All I have is this paperweight. You shake it up, and it snows on the little village. Cute, huh?"

"Hmm . . . I'll have to speak to my manager." She enters her manager's office.

"Mr. Bitterby, I've got a frog at my desk who wants to borrow money for lily pad improvements. But all he can offer for collateral is this glass paperweight."

Mr. Bitterby takes the paperweight, hefts it in his hand, looks at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan."

1244 CIA Reject  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:07:43am

re: #1236 Ward Cleaver

Too funny! She's so stupid.

We should've cloned WFB

/*sigh*

1245 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:08:02am

re: #1222 Killgore Trout

A lot of people fell for it. Car and Driver has a good history of believable April Fool's jokes.

1246 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:08:23am

re: #1218 Throbert McGee

After about two minutes of Googling using some of the show titles like "Cats" and "Camelot" as keywords, I found this 2-disc compilation album at Amazon for $22.99:

Ultimate Broadway

Would anyone like to take a guess what the first five songs from Disc 1 are?

#1 Village People - YMCA?

1247 smokefire  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:08:49am

re: #1245 Honorary Yooper

So did Sports Illustrated in the past.
i.e. NY Met pitching phenom, Syd Finch

1248 ErnieG  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:09:01am

re: #1229 smokefire

An old one:

911 Disp: 911, what is your emergency?

Caller: Call me an ambulance!

911 Disp: O.K. You're an ambulance.

1249 yesandno  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:09:02am

Well, I know that Obama was embarrassed about having to have a translator because he never learned German.................. Guess he is just like the rest of Americans who are too stupid or too haughty to learn a foreign language.

Too bad he wasn't in Indonesia....

1250 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:09:14am
1251 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:09:17am

re: #1207 Afrocity

Interesting:

Jennifer Hudson: No longer a Chicagoan
April 3, 2009 4


I understand Jennifer. I am a Chicago native. Had a rough time here growing up. I left at 19, came back at 38. I consider myself a New Yorker actually. My brother feels the same way and he has lived in Europe for 20 years. Chicago needs to get its shit together and stop the violence.
I have mixed feelings about the Olympics coming here.

I can't imagine the amount of kickbacks and graft that will be involved in building the Olympic venues. They'll need Mitt to clean up the mess, but by then, hopefully, he'll be president.

1252 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:09:22am

re: #1245 Honorary Yooper

Anybody could fall for a fake story but Coulter threw in a bunch of irrelevent Obama Muslim crap that makes her look extra schtoopid.

1253 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:09:26am

re: #1220 nikis-knight

Ah, but Obama was president of the world; just look at his world tour while campaigning. His change schtick was directed for a time at the German people specifically, supposedly to somehow get American votes. I'd say they have a little right to mock it.

I don't like reporters who sneer, because it's not their job to sneer. And that goes for the American press, as well.

Aside from that, if he doesn't buy Obama's "change" schtick, I can't blame him for that. If we recognize it for what it is, it's not surprising someone else might.

1254 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:10:07am

re: #1239 Creeping Eruption

I know that. Sorry for you in Chicago. I live in Milwaukee. People will fill our hotels to the brim.

The Brewers winning some play off games will do that also.

1255 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:10:13am

re: #1243 Dustyvet

A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides to make some home improvements. He doesn't have the money, so he hops to the bank to borrow some.

At the bank, he takes a seat at loan officer Patricia Black's desk and explains his dilemma.

"I want to upgrade my lily pad, maybe add another window, but I don't have the cash. Can you lend me the money?"

"Maybe. What can you offer as collateral?"

"Well," says the frog. "All I have is this paperweight. You shake it up, and it snows on the little village. Cute, huh?"

"Hmm . . . I'll have to speak to my manager." She enters her manager's office.

"Mr. Bitterby, I've got a frog at my desk who wants to borrow money for lily pad improvements. But all he can offer for collateral is this glass paperweight."

Mr. Bitterby takes the paperweight, hefts it in his hand, looks at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan."

I heard a version in which the frog was called "Kermit Jagger", and the loan officer was "Patty Whack"

"It's a knick-nack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone."

1256 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:10:21am

bbl

1257 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:10:23am

re: #1252 Killgore Trout

Anybody could fall for a fake story but Coulter threw in a bunch of irrelevent Obama Muslim crap that makes her look extra schtoopid.

Couldn't she squeeze in some nirther crap, for a trifecta?

1258 subsailor68  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:10:31am

Okay, if it's 911 calls we're on, here's one I always liked:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

1259 Afrocity  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:10:35am

re: #1251 Ward Cleaver

I can't imagine the amount of kickbacks and graft that will be involved in building the Olympic venues. They'll need Mitt to clean up the mess, but by then, hopefully, he'll be president.

No comment.

1260 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:10:36am
1261 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:11:00am

re: #1254 Afrocity

The Brewers winning some play off games will do that also.

LOL. Better chance of Chicago getting the Olympics IMHO. :)

1262 Irish Rose  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:11:04am

re: #1258 subsailor68

lmao!

1263 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:11:14am

re: #1242 Wishing

I live in a little podunk county in the hills of northeast TN and you should see the incredible counterfeit bills, $20, $50, $100. Stunningly well done.

Modern copying machines and scanners are very good. I dropped the dime on some neighbors of mine that were printing their own money. Seemed like a good plan up until the point that they started putting the rejects out with the regular paper recycle. I gave the evidence to a pal who is in the FBI. They tend to take a rather dim view of that sort of thing.

1264 alegrias  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:11:28am

re: #1227 Lincolntf

You can't fake class. I guess the Obama's have given up even trying.

* * * *
The point of socialism is to do away with class and such notions.

Sheesh.

Of course, in the Soviet Union, the leadership Nomenklatura, got the Czar's palaces, had vacation Dachas houses, and special luxury goods stores that regular Russian schmoes couldn't use.

But ending class consciousness is a supposed goal of socialists & communists. Leveling the class issues.

1265 LGoPs  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:11:45am

re: #1249 yesandno

Well, I know that Obama was embarrassed about having to have a translator because he never learned German.................. Guess he is just like the rest of Americans who are too stupid or too haughty to learn a foreign language.

Too bad he wasn't in Indonesia....

Many of today's high school grads are not particularly familiar with our own language, let alone a foreign one.....
/

1266 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:11:51am

re: #1212 Dustyvet

"Dispatcher: "911. What is the location of your emergency?"Caller: "Yes, I

just wanted to let you know that I have some information that will help you

solve many of your cases."Dispatcher [noting that the call originated from

the state hospital]: "Okay, go ahead with that information."Caller: "I am

prepared to meet with the detectives and to reveal the true identity of

Cinderella's stepmother."Dispatcher: [Pause] "Okay."

I am a dispatcher, had a call the other night, about midnight,
Lady: (whispering) There are two men standing on my front porch, send someone quick.
Me: They are on the porch now?
Lady: they just walked across the porch and back (still whispering)
Me: what is your address?
Lady: whispering, gives me her addy

I dispatch two cruisers, cops tipppy toe behind house, door on out building is open, door to basement is open.
They make it to the front porch and discover the lady's husband standing there.
She didn't know he was outside. lol

1267 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:12:19am

re: #1263 rawmuse

Modern copying machines and scanners are very good. I dropped the dime on some neighbors of mine that were printing their own money. Seemed like a good plan up until the point that they started putting the rejects out with the regular paper recycle. I gave the evidence to a pal who is in the FBI. They tend to take a rather dim view of that sort of thing.

They'll have the Secret Service after them, too.

1268 funky chicken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:12:24am
America, meanwhile, may backtrack on missile defense for Eastern Europe in the face of Russian threats. And there is talk of more trade protectionism in the Democratic-controlled Congress. Europeans wouldn’t be happy if either of these things came to pass.

What, then, is going on?

In some sense, the Obama administration will bring a new honesty to European-American relations. For the last eight years, Europeans have had it both ways. Bush took out Saddam Hussein, removed the Taliban from power, hunted terrorists, offered firm security guarantees to the Europeans in their squabbles with the Russians, tried to box in Iran, and ran trade deficits with his free-trade policies. For his efforts, he was caricatured as a cowboy buffoon by European sophisticates.

But now after welcoming Obama, the Europeans are beginning to discover that they must contend with a new administration to the left of themselves. And as we saw with Obama’s recent cavalier treatment of visiting British prime minister Gordon Brown — he was given a packet of DVDs, unviewable in Europe, as a going-away gift — Obama doesn’t seem convinced of any special relationship with Europe. His interests and priorities lie more in Asia, Latin America, and Africa — places that have also been the great sources of immigration to America the last half-century.

So, it will be harder for Europeans to pull off the old two-step of quietly wanting the U.S. to deter threats while loudly deploring our Neanderthal reliance on brute force.

[Link: article.nationalreview.com...]

Enjoy the change you cried out for, Europe.

1269 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:12:30am
1270 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:12:42am

re: #1241 aggieann

How else will all you non-Texan interlopers figger stuff out?

Well, I wasn't insulting Texas, and I wasn't expecting an insult back. I was complimenting on the honest and frank way that Texan's look at things.

I lived there 15 years, and very much a part of the Dallas entertainment scene, and I never felt like an outsider.

Thanks for setting me straight.

1271 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:13:11am

re: #1257 Ward Cleaver

Couldn't she squeeze in some nirther crap, for a trifecta?

Heh. That would've made it even sillier. As far as I am concerned, Coulter is a has-been hack. Give her less attention, and she'll fade away.

1272 LGoPs  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:13:23am

re: #1264 alegrias

* * * *
The point of socialism is to do away with class and such notions.

Sheesh.

Of course, in the Soviet Union, the leadership Nomenklatura, got the Czar's palaces, had vacation Dachas houses, and special luxury goods stores that regular Russian schmoes couldn't use.

But ending class consciousness is a supposed goal of socialists & communists. Leveling the class issues.

The Soviets just replaced the Romanov aristocracy with their own political aristocracy. And it will always be that way with communism. All animals are equal except that some animals are more equal than other animals....or something like that.

1273 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:13:26am

re: #1224 yma o hyd

this is interesting...

These military imperatives might make sense to soldiers, but surely the political cost of a pre-emptive raid - not to mention the risk of plunging the Middle East into another big war - would rule out an attack.

This argument might make sense from Europe but in the Middle East quite another logic is at work. Many Arab states, particularly in the Gulf, are more afraid of a nuclear-armed Iran than Israel is. A military strike that delayed that threat would be welcomed in some Arab capitals. The Israelis know that they would face a huge international outcry. But that happened after the raid on Iraq and many countries later thanked them privately. More recently they were widely attacked after the offensive against Gaza in January, but over time that criticism has died down.

Aside from Syria, none of Israel's Arab neighbors will go to war with Israel over an attack on Iran. In the event of an operation, Syria will have to be dealt with, as will Hamas & Hezbollah.

1274 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:14:21am

re: #1197 funky chicken

There is ALWAYS a storyline of the poor bloke had a bad childhood/his mother died/he was abused by his uncle etc etc as if he was the victim, not the killer

And we're supposed to be sympathetic?

1275 alegrias  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:14:27am

re: #1244 CIA Reject

We should've cloned WFB

/*sigh*

* * *
Yes, because William F. Buckley's son Christopher drank the Obama koolaid. Must have daddy issues.

1276 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:14:44am

re: #1260 buzzsawmonkey

When is the art exhibit being hung?

They are heading straight to court as evidence.
But an exhibit after a fashion =)

1277 subsailor68  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:14:51am

re: #1270 Walter L. Newton

Well, I wasn't insulting Texas, and I wasn't expecting an insult back. I was complimenting on the honest and frank way that Texan's look at things.

I lived there 15 years, and very much a part of the Dallas entertainment scene, and I never felt like an outsider.

Thanks for setting me straight.

Hi Walter! Not sure if I asked you this before (hey, I'm old), but did you ever happen to run into a theater guy named Doug Balentine? IIRC he started the Hip Pocket theater in Ft. Worth.

1278 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:15:12am

re: #1267 Ward Cleaver

They'll have the Secret Service after them, too.

These people were complete criminal morons. It was a father son team. They are serving time right now, on a coke trafficking charge. The counterfeiting charge did not stick since it could not be proven that the recycle was theirs.

Anyway, they were Meskin Mafia. They threatened to kill me when they get out, behead my wife, you know, they usual stuff.

Get in line, assholes.

1279 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:15:35am

re: #1246 VegasRick

#1 Village People - YMCA?

Aw, you're not even trying.

1280 smokefire  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:16:24am

re: #1266 Wishing

OK, here is another one from my archive.

911: Whats your emergency

Caller: there is a bomb on the USS Corpus Christi [being launched that day], then hangs up.

Caller forgot we had phone lock, locked out there phone, sent PD, FBI, NAV SEC to house, and then had them pick up phone.

911: This is the Dispatcher,
This is the FBI,
911: You got the right house.

off to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect 200. dollars

1281 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:16:39am

re: #1279 Throbert McGee

Aw, you're not even trying.

Okay, something from Bette Midler?

1282 CIA Reject  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:16:43am

re: #1275 alegrias

* * *
Yes, because William F. Buckley's son Christopher drank the Obama koolaid. Must have daddy issues.

Unfortunately I don't see any viable, high-profile, conservatives out there anymore. All of them appear to be either idiots or blowhards.

1283 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:16:49am

re: #1277 subsailor68

Hi Walter! Not sure if I asked you this before (hey, I'm old), but did you ever happen to run into a theater guy named Doug Balentine? IIRC he started the Hip Pocket theater in Ft. Worth.

The name doesn't ring a bell. I knew the Hip Pocket, but all of my time was spent with Dallas and Dallas suburban theatres.

1284 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:16:56am

re: #1273 Kenneth

this is interesting...

Aside from Syria, none of Israel's Arab neighbors will go to war with Israel over an attack on Iran. In the event of an operation, Syria will have to be dealt with, as will Hamas & Hezbollah.

Yes - and I think Beeston gets it right where he points out that Bibi will need the tacit approval of Obowma for any action against Iran.
Having seen that bow by PB0 to the Saudi Kings - I'm thinking this tacit approval may perhaps not be withheld, the Saudis being the ones most afraid of a nuclear iran.

1285 funky chicken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:17:13am

re: #1194 Creeping Eruption

While I may make fun of the current administration, as an American, that is my prerogative. Fuck any foreign douche-bag that puts Obama down. This is the greatest country on Earth - regardless who currently leads it. Insulting our President, is an insult to us.

Eh, sorry, but I strenuously disagree. POTUS does not equal USA. The majority of American voters chose a very bad man to sit in the Oval Office for 4 years. It doesn't insult me if/when folks inside or outside of the country wake up and smell that coffee.

1286 Aye Pod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:17:34am

The Sugarcubes take on god - he doesn't exist, but if he did he'd be a sex-god, with sideburns and a quiff.

Teah the controversy!

1287 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:18:44am

Battles on the sea
The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.

THE U.S. shipping company had a new ship built. It was to be the pride of the fleet, and something special was wanted to decorate the captain's saloon, a large living room/office where the vessel's business and entertaining would take place.

Someone suggested that a set of nautical prints would lend a nice touch. He knew of a shop in London that specialized in such things, and the prints were ordered and hung in the saloon.

It was not until the trial run of the vessel, when both the builder's and the owner's representatives were aboard, that someone looked closely at the prints. Each was of an American ship being captured by, or surrendering to, a British warship during the War of 1812.

1288 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:18:56am

John Gibson is killing the Obama Town Hall on his radio program right now...

Obama is such an ass...

1289 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:18:59am

re: #1286 Jimmah

The Sugarcubes take on god - he doesn't exist, but if he did he'd be a sex-god, with sideburns and a quiff.

Teah the controversy!


1290 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:19:08am

re: #1272 LGoPs

The Soviets just replaced the Romanov aristocracy with their own political aristocracy. And it will always be that way with communism. All animals are equal except that some animals are more equal than other animals....or something like that.


And we have the Obamanovs.

1291 funky chicken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:19:36am

re: #1269 Iron Fist

That was my point as well. I can't imagine spending hours upon hours with exacto blades and super-glue trying to somehow "make" 11 bills out of 10, or, even worse, trying to shave paper currency in horizontal halves, etc.

You'd make a higher hourly wage working at the mall.

1292 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:19:42am

re: #1286 Jimmah

The Sugarcubes take on god - he doesn't exist, but if he did he'd be a sex-god, with sideburns and a quiff.

Teah the controversy!


(sorry for the mis-hit)
QUIFF

1293 subsailor68  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:20:02am

re: #1283 Walter L. Newton

The name doesn't ring a bell. I knew the Hip Pocket, but all of my time was spent with Dallas and Dallas suburban theatres.

It's kinda too bad. I think you'd really have liked him. Real talented guy. Actor, director, lighting, sound, set design and construction, singer, composer. All around good guy. He and his wife ran our local community theater - on the river - for years. He saved the theater just tons of money by doing most of the work himself.

(Theater people are cool!)

1294 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:20:09am

re: #1287 Dustyvet

Battles on the sea
The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.

THE U.S. shipping company had a new ship built. It was to be the pride of the fleet, and something special was wanted to decorate the captain's saloon, a large living room/office where the vessel's business and entertaining would take place.

Someone suggested that a set of nautical prints would lend a nice touch. He knew of a shop in London that specialized in such things, and the prints were ordered and hung in the saloon.

It was not until the trial run of the vessel, when both the builder's and the owner's representatives were aboard, that someone looked closely at the prints. Each was of an American ship being captured by, or surrendering to, a British warship during the War of 1812.


Oh dear!
Mega-goof, that was ...

(Teeheehee!)

1295 aggieann  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:20:33am

re: #1270 Walter L. Newton

Well, I wasn't insulting Texas, and I wasn't expecting an insult back. I was complimenting on the honest and frank way that Texan's look at things.

I lived there 15 years, and very much a part of the Dallas entertainment scene, and I never felt like an outsider.

Thanks for setting me straight.

Sorry! Just trying to be funny. No insult intended.

1296 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:20:58am
1297 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:21:16am

re: #1285 funky chicken

I agree with everything that everyone who disagrees with me has stated. I guess I jealously guard my right to make fun of our government. Most Europeans owe any rights they currently have to the United States. They should show some respect, even if Obama doesn't.

1298 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:22:04am

re: #1230 Irish Rose

Thanks very much.

I was pretty damned tough in the five years that I served... I worked directly under the authority of the local PD, at one of the busiest crossings in the city (a five-street intersect).

I carried a voice recorder to record the plate numbers of offenders, people who were illegally parked, etc. You can't even begin to imagine the asshattery of some people and much of it comes from the parents who are there to pick up their kids.

One of the guards who worked about a mile away from me, a good friend of mine, was struck and killed in my fifth year of service and that's when I finally retired.

I live near our local primary school and the driving behaviour of some makes me wonder what these parents are teaching their kids

Parking in the No Parking zone, doing U turns right near the crossing, speeding, and then I suppose they will be amazed that their offspring do the same when they're driving age

1299 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:22:45am

re: #1288 tfc3rid

John Gibson is killing the Obama Town Hall on his radio program right now...

Obama is such an ass...


Was it during the town hall (What an ass! He's still campaigning AND overseas no less.) or some press conference when he said that the US is being respected again, bcz he got elected and the things he has done since 1-20-09?

1300 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:22:52am

re: #1296 buzzsawmonkey

Someone living on the grifter level in the 1920s or 1930s, forging singles, could probably get along nicely, at least if he supplemented his income with the occasional win from his bookie.

Now I feel all "connected to an illustrious past."

1301 Aye Pod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:23:40am

re: #1292 Wishing

Fine example of a quiff. Is that you?

1302 alegrias  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:24:25am

re: #1282 CIA Reject

Unfortunately I don't see any viable, high-profile, conservatives out there anymore. All of them appear to be either idiots or blowhards.

* * * *
Since we were beaten for the top jobs last year by Pelosi's thugs and the dreamers of change & hope, admittedly we are in rebuilding mode.

I prefer the hardworking work horses plowing the field, trying to counter the runaway leftist stallions in charge of our country right now.

Are you paying attention to the youngsters in Congress, the Paul Ryans, Jim Demints, Marsha Blackburns, Governor Mark Sanfords? There are plenty of people doing important work now, who aren't show-horses, who need our help to advance.

1303 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:24:37am

re: #1164 albusteve

If anyone deserves citizens ship, it's this man.

Asked if he regrets his decision to support the U.S., he replied, "No, I'm proud of what I've done. I have to do what is right."

1304 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:24:40am

Brag about parents

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

"Yes," said the Navy brat.

"My dad has built them."

Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

"Yes."

"It's my dad who's killed it!"

1305 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:25:10am

re: #1301 Jimmah

Fine example of a quiff. Is that you?

If it is, my husband will freak!

1306 Aye Pod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:25:35am

re: #1292 Wishing

(sorry for the mis-hit)
QUIFF

Hair of the God!

1307 Aye Pod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:25:53am

re: #1305 Wishing

If it is, my husband will freak!

LOL.

1308 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:25:59am

Another @#*&%! shooting spree?

NY shooting

1309 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:26:15am

re: #1296 buzzsawmonkey

Someone living on the grifter level in the 1920s or 1930s, forging singles, could probably get along nicely, at least if he supplemented his income with the occasional win from his bookie.

Why do I suddenly think of Robert Redford and Paul Newman?

1310 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:26:17am

The economy will rebound, Obama will take credit, the MSM/Hollywood will cement the meme that he's salvific (Debra Messing: "Obama puts the mo' in "Mossiah"!) and the train to World Government will pick up even more speed. Then the Islamists take over in Europe, move into World Government, and our future progeny -- if they survive -- will look back at us and say, "WTF?"

Pretty edifying.

1311 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:26:25am

re: #1284 yma o hyd

Arabs Who Hate Israel Less

Saudi Arabia, and most Arab nations, are coming around to viewing Israel as an ally and tolerable neighbor. What's driving this move towards Israel's welcoming arms (pun intended), is growing fear of Iran, and disgust at the self-destructive and incompetent politics of the Palestinians. For sixty years, the Arab world had been united in their support of the Palestinian (a nationality created in the 1960s) efforts to destroy Israel, and replace it with a Palestinian state. Most Arab leaders no longer believe that the Palestinians are capable of negotiating a deal with the Israelis, or even running their own state, should they get one.

The Arab states are as frustrated as the Israelis are with the "Palestinian situation." In fact, many Arabs are coming to see the "Israeli problem" as actually the "Palestinian problem." The Israelis are willing to deal, but the Palestinians either aren't, or can't, or won't.

1312 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:26:33am
1313 godfrey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:27:31am

re: #1308 Lincolntf

Uh oh. That's Binghamton. Rural.

1314 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:27:32am

re: #1297 Creeping Eruption

I agree with everything that everyone who disagrees with me has stated. I guess I jealously guard my right to make fun of our government. Most Europeans owe any rights they currently have to the United States. They should show some respect, even if Obama doesn't.

They do - and I definitely appreciated the sentiment in your first post on this topic - but it's true, we have a president who is willing to take subtle shots at his predecessor (not to mention his own nation) on foreign soil, so if someone reveals that they don't think much of his empty rhetoric, it's tough for me to feel sympathy for him.

1315 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:27:43am
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Cop: My wife and I overdosed on marijuana.
Operator: What?
Cop: Time is going by really really really really really slow. I'm pretty sure we might be dead now.
1316 Wishing  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:28:07am

re: #1303 Mr. In get Mr. Out

If anyone deserves citizens ship, it's this man.

Is there anything WE can do to get State to change its mind?

1317 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:29:05am

re: #1308 Lincolntf

Another @#*&%! shooting spree?

NY shooting

Sounds rather serious as well. The article said that 41 hostages had been taken. Will have to monitor and see who the perps are.

1318 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:29:11am
1319 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:29:13am

re: #1313 godfrey

Sounds familiar. Did a school there make the NCAA's?

1320 CIA Reject  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:29:37am

re: #1302 alegrias

I've heard Demint speak and I admit he shows promise- the others I will have to check out as I don't know them. And I agree that we're going to have to bring a lot of folks up from the minors, to use a baseball metaphor, to get back into the game.

1321 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:29:52am

re: #1314 capitalist piglet

They do - and I definitely appreciated the sentiment in your first post on this topic - but it's true, we have a president who is willing to take subtle shots at his predecessor (not to mention his own nation) on foreign soil, so if someone reveals that they don't think much of his empty rhetoric, it's tough for me to feel sympathy for him.

Oh no - don't get me wrong. I have no sympathy for HIM. I love my country, not the person who heads it. As for his empty rhetoric, they should challenge him on it, not simper and snicker at his sloganeering.

1322 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:30:05am

re: #1317 Honorary Yooper

Sounds rather serious as well. The article said that 41 hostages had been taken. Will have to monitor and see who the perps are.

An oriental man, in his 20's.

1323 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:30:09am
1324 LGoPs  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:30:18am

re: #1311 Kenneth

Arabs Who Hate Israel Less

Saudi Arabia, and most Arab nations, are coming around to viewing Israel as an ally and tolerable neighbor. What's driving this move towards Israel's welcoming arms (pun intended), is growing fear of Iran, and disgust at the self-destructive and incompetent politics of the Palestinians. For sixty years, the Arab world had been united in their support of the Palestinian (a nationality created in the 1960s) efforts to destroy Israel, and replace it with a Palestinian state. Most Arab leaders no longer believe that the Palestinians are capable of negotiating a deal with the Israelis, or even running their own state, should they get one.

The Arab states are as frustrated as the Israelis are with the "Palestinian situation." In fact, many Arabs are coming to see the "Israeli problem" as actually the "Palestinian problem." The Israelis are willing to deal, but the Palestinians either aren't, or can't, or won't

.

When I lived in Saudi Arabia in the mid 90's Saudi friends would quietly tell me that Israel represented no threat to them and that the real threat was Iranian backed fundamentalism.
They said the Israeli animosity was for public consumption only - still reprehensible in my mind.

1325 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:30:26am

*Grumble, mumble, grunt*

Morning Honcos!

Where's the *&$%# hatchling with the $#&% coffee?

1326 midwestgak  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:30:40am

re: #1317 Honorary Yooper

Sounds rather serious as well. The article said that 41 hostages had been taken. Will have to monitor and see who the perps are.

Motive not known. Speculating that four have been shot.

1327 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:30:57am

re: #1311 Kenneth

Arabs Who Hate Israel Less

I take this with a bag of Kosher salt, though.
The Arabs could solve the whole problem by letting their fellow Arabs out of the refugee "camps" and welcoming them as citizens of other Arab countries, but they won't.
If they hope the Israelis will do to the Palis what they'd do, massacre a bunch of them until the others gave up, they probably will never get their wish.
Of course, they could welcome them in to their countries, and then kill them, and the world wouldn't care.

1328 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:31:17am

re: #1325 jcm

*Grumble, mumble, grunt*

Morning Honcos!

Where's the *&$%# hatchling with the $#&% coffee?

How do you take it?

1329 alegrias  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:32:20am

re: #1297 Creeping Eruption

I agree with everything that everyone who disagrees with me has stated. I guess I jealously guard my right to make fun of our government. Most Europeans owe any rights they currently have to the United States. They should show some respect, even if Obama doesn't.

* * * *
Most Europeans asking Obama questions today were born in the 1980s OR don't believe they "owe" us anything! I have supposedly educated European cousins who did nothing but hate Bush, hate GITMO, and reflect their leftist indoctrination to hate the USA.

You think the average European knows history better than your average American?

Consider also European immigrants from the Middle East and other countries are even less likely to see America as a country worth respecting.

Americans aren't taught much history either, or revisionist history at that.

1330 tfc3rid  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:32:28am

re: #1299 ilzito guacamolito

Was it during the town hall (What an ass! He's still campaigning AND overseas no less.) or some press conference when he said that the US is being respected again, bcz he got elected and the things he has done since 1-20-09?

He basically kissed the Euros ass by saying that we haven't done things well and now America is changing tobe more like Europe.

1331 jesterinfernal  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:32:59am

re: #1273 Kenneth

Aside from Syria, none of Israel's Arab neighbors will go to war with Israel over an attack on Iran.

Funny how ideology and propaganda somehow fail to motivation action in the face of history and political reality.

Oh, and greetings to everyone from a long time reader first time poster.

1332 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:33:00am

re: #1328 ilzito guacamolito

How do you take it?

Black and scalding hot!
Thanks!

1333 midwestgak  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:34:00am

re: #1331 jesterinfernal

Funny how ideology and propaganda somehow fail to motivation action in the face of history and political reality.

Oh, and greetings to everyone from a long time reader first time poster.

Welcome, newbie.

1334 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:34:07am

re: #1328 ilzito guacamolito

How do you take it?

I just thought of the little girl in Airplane who said "I take my coffee black, like my men"

1335 aussiemagpie  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:34:07am

Bedtime here, so goodnight {everyone} and have a wonderful yesterday!

Tonight's view of OZ...

McLaren Vale, a lovely wine region in South Australia and well worth a visit, especially for you wine lovers out there!

1336 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:34:11am

re: #1321 Creeping Eruption

Oh no - don't get me wrong. I have no sympathy for HIM. I love my country, not the person who heads it. As for his empty rhetoric, they should challenge him on it, not simper and snicker at his sloganeering.

I completely agree. The sneering thing is incredibly unprofessional.

P.S. GO PACK GO. (I am a Wisconsin native!)

1337 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:34:11am

re: #1332 jcm

Black and scalding hot!
Thanks!

(_)? There you go...:)

1338 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:34:13am

re: #1329 alegrias

* * * *
Most Europeans asking Obama questions today were born in the 1980s OR don't believe they "owe" us anything! I have supposedly educated European cousins who did nothing but hate Bush, hate GITMO, and reflect their leftist indoctrination to hate the USA.

You think the average European knows history better than your average American?

Consider also European immigrants from the Middle East and other countries are even less likely to see America as a country worth respecting.

Americans aren't taught much history either, or revisionist history at that.

That seems to be a correct and very sad assessment all around. Another reason why they should shut the fuck up and sit down. Children should be seen and not heard - or so my father used to tell me. :)

1339 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:34:42am
1340 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:34:47am

Pamela smells Jihad....

FOX news reports "Asian" male (not the UK Asian?), 20's, entered the building a civic center and started shooting. Number of of dead unknown, 4at least 4 shot, 41 people have been taken hostage. The American Civic Association "assists immigrants and refugees with immigration and personal counseling, resettlement, citizenship, family reunification, interpreters, and translators. Fosters cross cultural understanding for the entire community".
1341 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:35:12am

re: #1335 aussiemagpie
Nice.....
G'night aussie.

1342 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:35:16am

re: #1318 buzzsawmonkey

Amazon still has The Big Con (first published in 1940).

1343 Aye Pod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:35:25am

The Clash - 'Daddy Was a Bank Robber'. From massively disturbing UK children's tv programme 'Animal Kwackers'

1344 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:35:28am

Charles sleeping late? Must be stuffed with troll after last night. Two on an open thread and one meltdown on a creationist thread.

1345 LGoPs  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:35:52am

re: #1327 Kosh's Shadow

I take this with a bag of Kosher salt, though.
The Arabs could solve the whole problem by letting their fellow Arabs out of the refugee "camps" and welcoming them as citizens of other Arab countries, but they won't.
If they hope the Israelis will do to the Palis what they'd do, massacre a bunch of them until the others gave up, they probably will never get their wish.
Of course, they could welcome them in to their countries, and then kill them, and the world wouldn't care.

Strictly an anecdotal observation form my time in Saudi but the Arabs I knew despised the Palestinians and looked on them in much the same way that Europeans view gypsies - with loathing.

1346 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:35:57am

re: #1338 Creeping Eruption

That seems to be a correct and very sad assessment all around. Another reason why they should shut the fuck up and sit down. Children should be seen and not heard - or so my father used to tell me. :)

Are you my brother? LOL

1347 midwestgak  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:36:17am

At least 4 dead, 12 shot in Binghamton, NY

1348 yma o hyd  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:37:20am

re: #1311 Kenneth

That is another interesting look at the ME>
From that link:
'Thus if Israeli bombs did hit Iran, the Arab reaction would be far more meaningful, and unpredictable, than the Iranian one.'

It does look volatile and unpredictable - but I'd guess especiall the younger generation in the ME (Syria, Hezbolla and he various pali thugs excepted) can see that the propaganda hasn't worked, that the money will run out, that the rest of the World is getting impatient - and that blaming Israel won't work so well in the long run.
And on the other hand - the Mad Mullahs, who would destabilise the whole region ...

I think the time for a preventive strike by Israel may be possible, and may even be welcomed, secretly, by many more countries than even a year or two ago.

1349 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:37:23am

re: #1345 LGoPs

Strictly an anecdotal observation form my time in Saudi but the Arabs I knew despised the Palestinians and looked on them in much the same way that Europeans view gypsies - with loathing.

Did they hate Jews or Palestinians more?
Maybe they're hoping they'll kill each other off.
/I'm serious on that last line

1350 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:38:08am

re: #1347 midwestgak

At least 4 dead, 12 shot in Binghamton, NY

CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
Prayers for the victims.

1351 lawhawk  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:38:09am

re: #1347 midwestgak

At least 4 dead, 12 shot in Binghamton, NY

Hostages have been taken....

1352 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:38:53am

re: #1324 LGoPs

re: #1327 Kosh's Shadow

It seems to me to be one of those honor/shame issues where the public face is more important than the reality. The Arabs have painted themselves into a strategic, demographic and historical corner. They don't give a shit about the so-called Palestinians. They have no real fear of Israel. But they cannot admit that to themselves or each other. It will take either a dramatic sea-change event or a long, long gradual shift to solve the problem.

1353 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:39:08am

re: #1348 yma o hyd

I think the time for a preventive strike by Israel may be possible, and may even be welcomed, secretly, by many more countries than even a year or two ago.

I agree, if the deafening silence after Syria is any indication.

1354 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:39:24am

re: #1348 yma o hyd

That is another interesting look at the ME>
From that link:
'Thus if Israeli bombs did hit Iran, the Arab reaction would be far more meaningful, and unpredictable, than the Iranian one.'

It does look volatile and unpredictable - but I'd guess especiall the younger generation in the ME (Syria, Hezbolla and he various pali thugs excepted) can see that the propaganda hasn't worked, that the money will run out, that the rest of the World is getting impatient - and that blaming Israel won't work so well in the long run.
And on the other hand - the Mad Mullahs, who would destabilise the whole region ...

I think the time for a preventive strike by Israel may be possible, and may even be welcomed, secretly, by many more countries than even a year or two ago.

On this, I agree. The Arabs would have the UN pass a strongly worded letter, but with no real penalties (which is par for the course for the UN anyway), which makes them look like they disapprove, but they'll be relieved and go back to spending their money on gambling, booze, and prostitutes instead of nuclear weapons.

1355 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:39:42am

re: #1281 VegasRick

Okay, something from Bette Midler?

Oh, I get it -- you hit "shuffle" on your iPod.

1356 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:39:57am

re: #1349 Kosh's Shadow

Did they hate Jews or Palestinians more?
Maybe they're hoping they'll kill each other off.
/I'm serious on that last line

If there weren't the Jews handy, I firmly believe the Arabs would be kicking the Palis around instead. For the Arabs, the Palis are handy tool against the Jews. They get to keep the Palis confined, and blame the Jews.

1357 Aye Pod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:40:19am

Bedtime for me. See y'all later.

1358 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:40:30am

Fruit Loops are still pretty tasty...

1359 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:40:44am

re: #1331 jesterinfernal

Welcome to the FADT! You're buying the round, right?

1360 LGoPs  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:41:01am

re: #1339 buzzsawmonkey

Yet the Saudis are financing Jew-hate worldwide with the published materials they distribute to mosques and madrassas.

I am prepared to believe that some of them consider the Jew-hate they finance to be merely a show for the rubes, but their actions then are as hypocritical as the famous Saudi propensity for boozing and whoring it up as long as they do so outside of the Magic Kingdom.

The vile reaches into everything they do.

Absolutely correct and the reason I said that their actions were reprehensible. I also saw a frightening ignorance and hatred over there -and this was pre 9-11. When the identities of the hijackers became known I was not surprised that the majority came from Saudi Arabia. These people are not our friends in any way imaginable. As a matter of fact they have emerged onto the world stage for no other reason than a geographical/geological accident - sitting astride the world's oil fields. Which would still be in the ground were it not for American and Western engineers. Were it not for us these people would be inconsequential goatherds.

1361 CIA Reject  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:41:56am

re: #1349 Kosh's Shadow

Did they hate Jews or Palestinians more?
Maybe they're hoping they'll kill each other off.
/I'm serious on that last line

I honestly think that it's not so much about killing Jews (although it is that to a degree) as it is being able to control the Palis to the degree that they will kill themselves to kill Jews.

It's all about control with these people, and the ultimate in control is the ability to order someone to kill himself, and have him do it.

1362 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:42:16am

Ed Morrisey just posted the Arab news reaction to Obama thus far:

The so-called new plan is nothing but Bush’s old wine in Obama’s new bottle. So much for the “Change We Can”! Looks like the pundits who mocked our boundless adulation for Obama and celebration of “change in Washington” were right after all. They were right when they insisted that whoever is in charge in Washington, the US foreign policy seldom changes. This is unfortunate considering the great expectations and hopes the new president’s talk of exploring a “new way forward” had spawned across the Muslim world.

Change We Can. Heh.

1363 J.S.  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:42:29am

re: #1285 funky chicken

hmmm...I think you would have had to heard the reporter (it was, imo, deliberately disrespectful -- I don't like that.). Anyway, I've also been reading about how Obama is running around saying things which sound like a pathetic attempt to appeal to Europe's worst America-haters. Thus, Obama will claim that America was "arrogant" in the past, followed by deep, obsequious bows to the "wisdom" of Europeans, etc. It's disgraceful, and embarrassing to see a POTUS sucking up to these Euro folks. And how is Obama's fawning over the Europeans reciprocated? with a sneeringly disrespectful "question" posed by a reporter.

1364 Randall Gross  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:43:24am

41 Hostages taken in NY

Mayor Says Suspect Has High-Powered Rifle

Posted: 12:15 pm EDT April 3, 2009Updated: 12:39 pm EDT April 3, 2009
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- At least four people were shot and several people taken hostage Friday at an immigration services center in Binghamton, N.Y., according to police and news reports.

At least 41 hostages were in the building of the American Civic Association, The Binghamton Press & Sun Bulletin reported. Nearby apartments were being evacuated. Binghamton High School is under a lock-down. The school is a block and a half away from the site.

The condition of those shot wasn't immediately clear. A spokeswoman at Our Lady of Lourdes Hospital in Binghamton confirmed that a student from Binghamton University was being treated at the emergency room. Spokeswoman Linda Miller said she didn't know the nature of the injuries.

1365 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:44:17am

re: #1340 Killgore Trout

Pamela smells Jihad....

FOX news reports "Asian" male (not the UK Asian?),


Er, wait -- an American news source reporting about an incident in America says "Asian," and Pamela smells Jihad why, exactly?

1366 LGoPs  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:44:37am

re: #1349 Kosh's Shadow

Did they hate Jews or Palestinians more?
Maybe they're hoping they'll kill each other off.
/I'm serious on that last line

Hard to say although I'm sure many woul dbe pleased for both sides to be eliminated. They are abysmally ignorant and dangerous. I worked with 'educated' people and was appalled at how little they knew. The vast majority of degrees conferred are in the Koran. Useless for any real job other than stirring up hatred.

1367 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:44:53am

re: #1334 Kosh's Shadow

I just thought of the little girl in Airplane who said "I take my coffee black, like my men"


Or hot and black like my men.

1368 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:46:46am
1369 jesterinfernal  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:47:38am

re: #1356 jcm

If there weren't the Jews handy, I firmly believe the Arabs would be kicking the Palis around instead.


Doesn't it seem like there is a self-polarizing psychology at work there? It's as if they only have an identity when they have a nemesis. "I don't know who I am, but I know who I hate. "

1370 funky chicken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:47:54am
PERUGIA, Italy — She grins and chats and on Valentine's Day sported a T-shirt that read "All You Need Is Love." One of the first things she said in court was about a rabbit shaped sex toy.

Amanda Knox faces life in prison if convicted of killing Meredith Kercher, a British exchange student who was her roommate in picturesque Perugia in central Italy. However, her breezy behavior in hearings over the last three months has set tongues wagging in Italy and abroad.

Knox's family insists she has always been respectful in court and knows full well the weight of the charges against her.

The 21-year-old former University of Washington student is being tried with her ex-boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito for the 2007 killing that mesmerized Italy with its tales of sex and drugs. Both deny wrongdoing.

Knox was in an exchange program in Perugia and sharing an apartment with Kercher, a 21-year-old student from Leeds University in England, when the Briton was found stabbed to death in the house on Nov. 2, 2007.

Click here for photos.

Prosecutors allege that Kercher was killed during what began as a sex game, with Sollecito holding her by the shoulders from behind while Knox touched her with the point of a knife.

They say a third man, Ivory Coast national Rudy Hermann Guede, tried to sexually assault Kercher and then Knox fatally stabbed her in the throat. Guede was convicted of murder in a separate trial last year and sentenced to 30 years in prison.

The case, and particularly Knox's alleged role, has made headlines in Italy and abroad and media outlets still converge here for hearings held most Fridays and Saturdays.

Photo and TV coverage of the trial has focused on Knox's calm demeanor, her chats with the interpreter during breaks and in one case even her fashion sense, when she wore a bright T-shirt with "All You Need Is Love" scrawled in large pink letters on Valentine's Day.

"The Foxy Knoxy show: Smiling murder suspect makes grand entrance as trial begins," read a title on the online version of Britain's Daily Mail, which also described Knox as walking "like a Hollywood diva sashaying along the red carpet."

Knox's behavior also raised eyebrows before the trial opened, with a witness recently testifying in court that the American turned cartwheels and did splits at the police station in the hours that followed the murder.

Other witnesses have told the court that Knox made faces at Sollecito at the police station, crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out, while also giggling and kissing him.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Sounds like a good reason to never join an exchange program where you'll have a stranger for a roommate.

Or perhaps a REALLY good reason to not act like a damn porn star...

Sorry, but WTF....too bad Italy doesn't have the death penalty.

1371 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:47:56am

re: #1368 buzzsawmonkey

Not being gun-savvy, I have to ask--just what, exactly, is a "low-powered rifle?"

Red Rider BB gun - but it can put your eye out.

1372 axegrinder  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:47:58am

re: #1339 buzzsawmonkey

Yet the Saudis are financing Jew-hate worldwide with the published materials they distribute to mosques and madrassas.

I am prepared to believe that some of them consider the Jew-hate they finance to be merely a show for the rubes, but their actions then are as hypocritical as the famous Saudi propensity for boozing and whoring it up as long as they do so outside of the Magic Kingdom.

The vile reaches into everything they do.

I worked closely with a Pakistani Muslim in the 90's. Good guy with a great sense of humor and always offered to share his lunch with me. Learned this was part of his religion. During the Serbian kerfuffle we talked about religion and discussed terrorism and what not. He objected to the use of 'fundamentalist Muslim' being used to describe terrorists. He said fundamentalist Muslims were good Muslims. He said Al Queada were the bad guys. i admit he didn't care for Jews much but didn't seem overly sympathetic toward Palestinians either. He had to stop and pray like 3 times during the day and got in trouble for washing his feet in the sink in the bathroom Apparently some people found this offensive. I've often wondered if his life changed much after 9/11. I know sentiments against Muslims sure have changed. I know mine have.

1373 jesterinfernal  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:49:17am

re: #1361 CIA Reject

I honestly think that it's not so much about killing Jews (although it is that to a degree) as it is being able to control the Palis to the degree that they will kill themselves to kill Jews.


Nothing makes you feel more justified about your worldview than being able to convince someone else it's worth killing and dying for.

1374 funky chicken  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:49:51am

re: #1330 tfc3rid

He basically kissed the Euros ass by saying that we haven't done things well and now America is changing tobe more like Europe.

In some sense, the Obama administration will bring a new honesty to European-American relations. For the last eight years, Europeans have had it both ways. Bush took out Saddam Hussein, removed the Taliban from power, hunted terrorists, offered firm security guarantees to the Europeans in their squabbles with the Russians, tried to box in Iran, and ran trade deficits with his free-trade policies. For his efforts, he was caricatured as a cowboy buffoon by European sophisticates.

But now after welcoming Obama, the Europeans are beginning to discover that they must contend with a new administration to the left of themselves. And as we saw with Obama’s recent cavalier treatment of visiting British prime minister Gordon Brown — he was given a packet of DVDs, unviewable in Europe, as a going-away gift — Obama doesn’t seem convinced of any special relationship with Europe. His interests and priorities lie more in Asia, Latin America, and Africa — places that have also been the great sources of immigration to America the last half-century.

So, it will be harder for Europeans to pull off the old two-step of quietly wanting the U.S. to deter threats while loudly deploring our Neanderthal reliance on brute force.

As Afghanistan turns from a joint NATO project into an American war, the Obama administration may well conclude that if we don’t have European allies against the Taliban, we won’t elsewhere. Perhaps NATO will be seen as a Cold War relic, with no place in Obama’s brave new multipolar world.

Given Obama’s plans to emulate Europe’s expensive socialist entitlement system, there may be less money for defense. Ironically, that would mean less American protection abroad of a disarmed socialist Europe — a continent sandwiched between North Africa, the Middle East, and Russia, with millions of unassimilated Muslim immigrants at home.

[Link: article.nationalreview.com...]

VDH nails it again.

1375 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:51:00am

re: #1368 buzzsawmonkey

Not being gun-savvy, I have to ask--just what, exactly, is a "low-powered rifle?"

I had the same question.
Low power is my 7.62x51NATO (.308) with an 800yd range and high powered is a .338 Lupua with a 2000yd range I guess.

Media is clueless when it comes to firearms.

1376 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:51:42am

re: #1375 jcm

I had the same question.
Low power is my 7.62x51NATO (.308) with an 800yd range and high powered is a .338 Lupua with a 2000yd range I guess.

Media is clueless when it comes to firearms.

The Media is clueless period!

/S

1377 capitalist piglet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:51:46am

re: #1367 ilzito guacamolito

Or hot and black like my men.

Or like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer. /rimshot

1378 desdichado  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:51:50am

From Scientific American: Vinyl floors have a link to autism. (This seems to have more evidence than the vaccination thing...)

[Link: www.sciam.com...]

1379 jesterinfernal  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:52:07am

re: #1359 Kenneth

Welcome to the FADT! You're buying the round, right?


Scotch and turpentine for everybody!

1380 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:52:56am

re: #1369 jesterinfernal

Doesn't it seem like there is a self-polarizing psychology at work there? It's as if they only have an identity when they have a nemesis. "I don't know who I am, but I know who I hate. "

Good point.

Winston Churchill in The River War over 100 years ago.

"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries.

Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.

The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.

No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science‹the science against which it had vainly struggled‹the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome."

1381 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:53:19am
1382 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:54:18am

re: #1377 capitalist piglet

Or like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer. /rimshot


Tangential topic ~
A friend of mine was visiting a college buddy and the guy tells him to get the vodka bottle out of the freezer. Well he got the shock of his life when there was a dead cat in there. The guy's cat had died and he didn't know what he should do with it.

1383 desdichado  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:54:40am

re: #1381 buzzsawmonkey: But the vinyl word is not yet in.


Let's not go down that "slippery" slope....

1384 JustMyView  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:55:58am

Am trying to understand the criticism of Obama's gift to the Queen. We have (1) an appealing piece of American technology, used and enjoyed all over the world, (2) American show tunes, an aspect of American culture that the Queen reportedly enjoys, (3) video footage commemorating her last visit to the U.S., (4) video of a couple speeches by the gift-giver that millions have found inspiring, (5) an autographed songbook by a well-known American songwriter. (Details and more of the back story here.)

This somehow reflects badly on Obama? I guess he could have given her a nice crystal bowl because, gosh, I bet no one else ever thought of that.


P.S. The Queen did, in fact, already own an iPod, but it was an older version w/no video.

1385 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 9:58:19am

re: #1377 capitalist piglet

Or like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer. /rimshot

/Like Dahmer

1386 axegrinder  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:02:07am

re: #1383 desdichado

Let's not go down that "slippery" slope....

-that's where the rubber meets the road...

1387 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:03:27am

re: #1384 JustMyView

Am trying to understand the criticism of Obama's gift to the Queen. We have (1) an appealing piece of American technology, used and enjoyed all over the world, (2) American show tunes, an aspect of American culture that the Queen reportedly enjoys, (3) video footage commemorating her last visit to the U.S., (4) video of a couple speeches by the gift-giver that millions have found inspiring, (5) an autographed songbook by a well-known American songwriter. (Details and more of the back story here.)

This somehow reflects badly on Obama? I guess he could have given her a nice crystal bowl because, gosh, I bet no one else ever thought of that.

P.S. The Queen did, in fact, already own an iPod, but it was an older version w/no video.

How does an iPod represent the significance of the relationship between the US and GB?

1388 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:04:19am

re: #1387 jcm

How does an iPod represent the significance of the relationship between the US and GB?

Maybe it indicates that both countries lost their manufacturing jobs to China and Singapore.

1389 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:05:58am

re: #1384 JustMyView

It's not just the iPod, doofus, it's the trend. He gives a DVD set to PM Gordon Brown. Tacky, but it doesn't even work in that particular region. OK, a bit of a gaffe there. Now, he gives Queen Elizabeth II an iPod with a rare book. OK, sounds fine on the surface since the book is a rare, signed songbook. However, not a single song from the songbook appears on the bloody iPod! Instead, it is just a bunch of showtunes one could pick up at the nearest Wal-Mart. BTW, the iPod, she already has one.

1390 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:06:46am

re: #1382 ilzito guacamolito

Tangential topic ~
A friend of mine was visiting a college buddy and the guy tells him to get the vodka bottle out of the freezer. Well he got the shock of his life when there was a dead cat in there.

Wait, was the dead cat in the freezer, or in the vodka bottle?

1391 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:07:05am

re: #1389 Honorary Yooper

It's not just the iPod, doofus, it's the trend. He gives a DVD set to PM Gordon Brown. Tacky, but it doesn't even work in that particular region. OK, a bit of a gaffe there. Now, he gives Queen Elizabeth II an iPod with a rare book. OK, sounds fine on the surface since the book is a rare, signed songbook. However, not a single song from the songbook appears on the bloody iPod! Instead, it is just a bunch of showtunes one could pick up at the nearest Wal-Mart. BTW, the iPod, she already has one.

See, he gave the iPod because he didn't want to give another unplayable DVD.
/I don't think he thinks that well.

1392 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:07:25am

re: #1390 Throbert McGee

Wait, was the dead cat in the freezer, or in the vodka bottle?

The dead cat's in the soap dish.
/obscure Firesign reference.

1393 JustMyView  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:08:23am

re: #1387 jcm

How does an iPod represent the significance of the relationship between the US and GB?

I wouldn't say that it does represent that relationship, but so what? What would? It represents our country, and the material on it represents connections between and our country and the Queen. What would you have given?

1394 jesterinfernal  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:09:52am

re: #1384 JustMyView

Am trying to understand the criticism of Obama's gift to the Queen.

I actually do agree with many of the criticisms of the gifts that Obama exchanged with the PM and the Queen but it all seems so overblown and irrelevant to me. The equivalent of not using a coaster at your mother-in-laws house.
YES, it could be symptomatic of a greater and more terrible psychological disorder or ideological disease...or it could just be a momentary lapse.

To put the reactions in libotard terms,"You're all at Ward Churchill, I need you at about an Andersoon Cooper."

1395 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:11:14am

re: #1393 JustMyView

The problem with the gift is the "so-whatness" of it.
If you can't understand that, don't give gifts.

1396 JustMyView  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:11:31am

re: #1389 Honorary Yooper

It's not just the iPod, doofus, it's the trend. He gives a DVD set to PM Gordon Brown. Tacky, but it doesn't even work in that particular region. OK, a bit of a gaffe there. Now, he gives Queen Elizabeth II an iPod with a rare book. OK, sounds fine on the surface since the book is a rare, signed songbook. However, not a single song from the songbook appears on the bloody iPod! Instead, it is just a bunch of showtunes one could pick up at the nearest Wal-Mart. BTW, the iPod, she already has one.

As noted, her previous iPod didn't have video, and, according to the article I linked to, she had asked for one that did.

If she wants other songs, I think she has the resources to get them.

1397 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:17:30am

A Lesson on Socialism

An economics professor said he had never failed a single student before but had, once, failed an entire class. The class had insisted that socialism worked - and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer for all, for society. The professor then said ok, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism.

He said that all grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone was given a B. The students who studied hard were upset, and the students who studied little were happy. But, as the second test rolled around, the students who hadn't studied much for the first test had studied even less, and the ones who studied hard weren't motivated to study hard again, and they decided they wanted a free ride too; so they studied little. The second Test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else. All failed .... and the professor told them that the socialism they wanted would ultimately fail, as they had, because the reward of success normally goes to those that work harder, but when government takes the reward away; few will try so no one will succeed.

1398 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:17:44am

re: #1393 JustMyView

I wouldn't say that it does represent that relationship, but so what? What would? It represents our country, and the material on it represents connections between and our country and the Queen. What would you have given?

The WH protocol office would have a list of prior gifts to the Queen. It would have been symbolic of the ties between the two countries.

It's not just the iPod if I didn't know any better I would say Obama was going out of his way to insult GB. His gifts to and treatment of PM Brown, his choice of gifts.

1399 lobo91  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:21:31am

re: #1339 buzzsawmonkey

Yet the Saudis are financing Jew-hate worldwide with the published materials they distribute to mosques and madrassas.

I am prepared to believe that some of them consider the Jew-hate they finance to be merely a show for the rubes, but their actions then are as hypocritical as the famous Saudi propensity for boozing and whoring it up as long as they do so outside of the Magic Kingdom.

The vile reaches into everything they do.

The average person actually has no clue about the reality of Saudi Arabia. If you asked them to name a theocracy, that's probably the first country that would come to mind.

They would be wrong.

Saudi Arabia is an absolute monarchy with subjects who happen to be Islamic. It is NOT an Islamic theocracy.

The reason so much Saudi money goes to finance the global jihad, and to pay for madrassahs and such, is that the royal family sees it as a cost-effective way of diverting the attention of the Wahabis from attacking THEM, instead.

1400 Natasha  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:22:52am

re: #1272 LGoPs

The Soviets just replaced the Romanov aristocracy with their own political aristocracy. And it will always be that way with communism. All animals are equal except that some animals are more equal than other animals....or something like that.

You nailed it! The whole "equality" and "abolition of class distinctions" is just bait for rubes. After all, parasites need hosts on which to feed. So, the clever parasites (i.e. the aspiring rulers) draw this fabulous little picture that the simpler, dumber, more naive individuals fall for, willingly becoming "the masses" (or is it "them asses"?) Add into the mix, along with said masses' naivete and idealism, a dash of envy, a pinch of laziness and intellectual impotence, and you have plenty of worker-drones willing to support the system with their own blood, because they are convinced it's "for a greater good". This still leaves out some who see right through the scam, but they are dealt with either by direct violence or by more subtle, but no less cruel means. Rulers don't even have to bother with most of these "counter-revolutionaries", save high-profile cases. The drones themselves will destroy or try to destroy the more routine ones.

This is my brief rundown on communism, socialism and other strains of collectivism. I don't believe I left anything out.

1401 JustMyView  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:30:20am

re: #1398 jcm


It's not just the iPod if I didn't know any better I would say Obama was going out of his way to insult GB. His gifts to and treatment of PM Brown, his choice of gifts.

Brown seems to have recovered pretty well from whatever insults he suffered. He was doing everything he could to tie himself to the more popular Obama.

1402 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:34:09am
1403 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:38:12am

re: #1381 buzzsawmonkey

But the vinyl word is not yet in.

I'm floored you would make such a pun.

1404 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:39:05am

re: #1378 desdichado

Interesting, but too soon to draw any conclusions:

"The data are far from conclusive. They are puzzling, even baffling, and not readily explicable at this time," the scientists wrote in their study. "However, because they are among the few clues that have emerged about possible environmental contributions to autistic disorders, we believe that they should be weighed carefully and warrant further study."

Several scientists who did not participate in the study cautioned that it has too many limitations to draw conclusions, but they suggested that new studies be designed to look for a connection between autism and indoor air pollutants.

1405 Kenneth  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:41:19am

re: #1365 Throbert McGee

Police have requested a Vietnamese translator.
So in this case Asian = Vietnamese.
(And no Pam, Vietnamese are not Muslims.)

1406 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 10:55:30am

re: #1384 JustMyView

Am trying to understand the criticism of Obama's gift to the Queen. We have (1) an appealing piece of American technology, used and enjoyed all over the world, (2) American show tunes, an aspect of American culture that the Queen reportedly enjoys,

Well, not counting the five Lloyd-Webber songs from shows that originated in London before going to Broadway, plus one song from Les Misérables -- a musical first performed on the Paris stage, in freakin' Frawnch. (And the English translation made its world debut in London.)

1407 nikis-knight  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 11:39:04am

re: #1393 JustMyView

I wouldn't say that it does represent that relationship, but so what? What would? It represents our country, and the material on it represents connections between and our country and the Queen. What would you have given?

Did you hear what the PM gave him? THAT was a thoughtful gift!


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