Oh, speaking of Teh Derping Donald™, here’s something from the Nelson-HA-HA files:

Donald Trump sued over failed Florida deal

US tycoon Donald Trump faces questions over a failed property development in Florida where investors are suing him and others for nearly $8m (5.4m).
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Investor Marc Renaud thought he was buying into the Trump brand.

“I was absolutely shocked,” he said.

“I bought a Donald Trump elegant condo, I bought prestige, I bought the Rolls Royce only to find out that ‘Rolls Royce’ was just a little sticker.”

Florida lawyer Joseph Altschul is representing 75 purchasers of 53 units in the project that was to be known as the Trump International Hotel and Plaza, Fort Lauderdale.