Morning, Lizards. It’s abnormally warm at the moment in NYC because that “polar vortex” hasn’t spread eastward enough yet. Tomorrow should be absurdly cold.

And as I scan the “current temperatures” map, nothing is making my jaw hit the floor more than the fact that it’s currently below freezing in both Houston and New Orleans. Also, today’s daytime high in Yellowstone National Park is supposed to be higher than the daytime high in Memphis. Yeah….that’s not normal.