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Wishing4/03/2009 9:11:51 am PDT

re: #1212 Dustyvet

“Dispatcher: “911. What is the location of your emergency?”Caller: “Yes, I

just wanted to let you know that I have some information that will help you

solve many of your cases.”Dispatcher [noting that the call originated from

the state hospital]: “Okay, go ahead with that information.”Caller: “I am

prepared to meet with the detectives and to reveal the true identity of

Cinderella’s stepmother.”Dispatcher: [Pause] “Okay.”

I am a dispatcher, had a call the other night, about midnight,
Lady: (whispering) There are two men standing on my front porch, send someone quick.
Me: They are on the porch now?
Lady: they just walked across the porch and back (still whispering)
Me: what is your address?
Lady: whispering, gives me her addy

I dispatch two cruisers, cops tipppy toe behind house, door on out building is open, door to basement is open.
They make it to the front porch and discover the lady’s husband standing there.
She didn’t know he was outside. lol